Transcript for Lisa Vanderpump: The Queen of Bravo [VIDEO]
SPEAKER_00
00:03 - 00:14
What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper. We call her Daddy. Lisa Vander, come welcome to Caller Daddy. Are they ready for this?
SPEAKER_01
00:14 - 00:15
Probably not.
SPEAKER_00
00:15 - 00:35
I don't know if they're ready for this. I feel like this is like the matchup that everyone wanted, but maybe didn't know they needed. So people are going to freak out that you're here. Okay, good. I've had Ariana on before during the scandal. And then the only person said, oh, we have had Stasi on. Oh, yes. We hit it off. But I was like, I was saving the best for last. Okay. So I'm excited. How are you doing today?
SPEAKER_01
00:36 - 00:56
I'm good, but I've been frantically busy doing everything. I've been here there, I've been in New York, doing the upfront, scored and ran into show, you know, food stars from me as today. I've been doing stuff for Vanderpopville, reunion, I've been in Vegas, I've been like, Tahoe, because I just opened my new restaurant there. I've been here there and everywhere.
SPEAKER_00
00:56 - 01:01
I'm exhausted just like thinking about that. I do ever have any downtime.
SPEAKER_01
01:01 - 01:19
I haven't had as much as I would like for sure. And I think that's important to build it into your schedule. But with the shows and we have the dog foundation, we just had a dog day. I have a lot of responsibilities, so I take that really seriously.
SPEAKER_00
01:36 - 03:10
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SPEAKER_01
03:11 - 04:22
Well, I love cooking, okay? So I've made sure my kitchen is absolutely heavenly. Do you remember when I threw Carl out the house and I kind of put the slow camera on there? Yes, I'll fucking put it on. This is time for a new era. So I kind of made a kitchen that really, you know, I have the view, the doors open up and I see there's a fireplace when it's cold. I just really, so I'm very homey in terms of, I love doing flowers. I mean, I'm obsessively always kind of, you know, doing flower-ranging. There's something about my home that I feel is the essence of who I am and it will always be. I mean, my children grow up saying, you know, they never heard an argument in our house. Really, yeah. I mean, I might like punch a shit out of it and be out of the doors. But I just always believed in having that very kind of calming, you know, I mean, I was a little crazy. And if we weren't dancing on the tables and things like that, music plays all the time. And I just really just believe that calm in my life gives me the strength to deal with everything on the outside.
SPEAKER_00
04:22 - 04:26
Right. It's like, when you go home, you're in your sanctuary, and then you leave and you deal with all the chaos.
SPEAKER_01
04:26 - 04:42
And I would encourage people, no matter how hard you work, no matter if it's like one room, a beautiful place, you know, create a space where you really feel I think people are so fascinated by you because you have this lavish life, but you do work so hard.
SPEAKER_00
04:42 - 04:47
Like you said, you're not sitting at home. Yes. Would you consider yourself high maintenance or low maintenance?
SPEAKER_01
04:47 - 05:13
Well, I mean, you see, I arrive with nobody today except my dog. I know. I don't have an assistant yet. I should have one. You don't have a assistant. Do my nails. I have my hairs on every six weeks. So I do my makeup pretty much, but I travel with somebody if we have to look through the cameras. So I'm very low maintenance, but when it comes to do I need fresh flowers and music and the good wine and I like cooking good food. That. I have high standards.
SPEAKER_00
05:13 - 05:29
So you're high standards on the vibe, but for you're so I can't believe like I was expecting. Oh God. No, I don't know if I was expecting a big posse with you. I at least thought you would have like, maybe three people. Lisa, I've had musicians come back. I have how many people. No, me and you.
SPEAKER_01
05:29 - 05:32
I have one dog. They're trials.
SPEAKER_00
05:32 - 05:45
Let's talk about Bravo. Yes. Okay, because obviously you're such an iconic part of Bravo and with Bravo comes drama. Yes. When all of this was starting in your life when you got on housewives, like, did you have any hesitations of doing reality TV?
SPEAKER_01
05:46 - 07:52
Um, yes, I did because, in fact, I'm having dinner tomorrow night with my friend Sharon Osborne, and so I remember really the essence of reality television was your Osborne, you know, yes, prior to that. And that seems such a crazy hot mess. I would think, oh my god, as I said, I lived in a kind of sanctuary, even though we worked hard. We lived in a really beautiful house, and I had a restaurant Villa Blanca, and I was approached a couple of times, and I thought, hmm, we don't really fight. I see the funny side of, well, I mean, I just, I'm not sure that I'm really right for this, and they said the form that I filled out when I went into the audition was, ah, ah, it's put a line through it. And you know, I remember they said they have a tape where they say, You know, tell us about your sex life and I was like, what with my husband or with everybody else and they were like, oh, okay. So I saw the funny side, but I wasn't going to go for the interview because they had, they wanted you to be submitted in groups of people, you know, like you were a group. So these women have put me in a group and they're women that came to the restaurant and they weren't, they weren't even friendly with me. And I thought, oh my god, no, this is not going to work for me at all. So then it was Jennifer Stallone, Jennifer a fearless thing who said to me, oh come when you've got to go for it, like go for it and she made me sit down on their bed and watch the New York housewives and they were kind of yelling and screaming at each other and I was like, Given it's not me at all, it's a gover it go for it. So I went in and I had no kind of preconception of what was about to transfer. And they asked me this, I was like, oh fuck, come on, are you serious? Do they really think I would sit down and tell them about my sex life? I don't even know them what planet are they on? Because if you remember, right, the first episode they said, Lisa, you know, something about your sex after I said, oh yeah twice a year, you know, like, but there's a Christmas. That's not my birth that, you know, it's another day off and they took it seriously. So suddenly I was on the news. I'm talking about having sex twice a year and I was like, oh shit, not better behave because, you know, everything they said was being taken.
SPEAKER_00
07:52 - 07:58
But you're so entertaining and even just back in itself. Like, I think people love that and you're so good at it.
SPEAKER_01
07:58 - 09:02
I was going to see the world through my eyes, you know. And it was just if I didn't care if everybody judged me, I mean, I set myself up for people to hate me because I was like, you know, I love pink. I had a little dog that I carried around that had terrible kind of skin problems. He was always compromised, you know, I had other patients. I still feel feeding on a silver platter. You know, I always took this out of my house, but you know, so it was just like I set myself up for people to go, she's a fucking lunatic and guess what they were right. You think people thought you were a lunatic? Well, I think, you know, I said it, you know, I was this wealthy woman. They didn't know how hard I worked to my life. They didn't know that. They're having this every Monday, for 12 years. They didn't know I had, you know, charities, you know, that I would support. I'd worked hard in my whole life. with Cannot be married forever in a day. And, you know, I was living in this big house. I love pink, I had a little dog, I drove around a fuck off car. You know what I mean? So, yes, I mean, it was easy to be obnoxious.
SPEAKER_00
09:02 - 09:35
I think there's something about also television that like whether it's real or not. Like you being yourself or playing it up for the camera, like it's great TV. That's what I want to see right? Right. When I see Paris Hilton and everything she's going on, I'm like, I'm entertained. Yeah. I'm entertained. Yeah. And so like, I don't think anyone can look at that and hate it. Like, they're maybe their jaws are dropping when they see you feeding your dog and a silver batter. Yeah. And they're like, I can't even like afford cable for my freaking dog. Yeah. But it's like, it's aspirational and it's funny. Wait, do you actually only have sex two times a year?
SPEAKER_01
09:35 - 09:49
No. No anymore. I mean, I used to have at least twice a year. No, no, it was a joke. I was like, he has to beg, you know, but he needs bags on and crawled to me and beg.
SPEAKER_00
09:49 - 09:50
I remember there was a quote from you.
SPEAKER_01
09:50 - 09:58
I got very strong physical connection with my husband. I met him. I was married within three months. That's not somebody that has sex with. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_00
09:58 - 10:08
See you on the deal. You have such iconic lines, I remember one of your lines was like, I like my husband calls me the sex object, like he asks for sex and I am jacked.
SPEAKER_01
10:08 - 10:18
That's what I care. I know why you know people. I saw if they're going to take it seriously, then they don't understand me totally.
SPEAKER_00
10:18 - 10:20
Is it true? I remember reading somewhere. No.
SPEAKER_01
10:21 - 10:43
Let's start with that I was really not oh by the way also don't have a publicist just because I don't give a shit what people talk about me is none of my business I don't have a publicist I mean I have a lot of publicity because especially which three shows on the air right you know I've done oh my god, I don't know what I've done press wise But I don't try to control it. It is what it is.
SPEAKER_00
10:43 - 11:04
And also, like, I feel like your season enough, we're like, you're not going to say to me, it's going to get you canceled. And like, also, you can't really get canceled. Like, unless you do something so awful that you go to jail, I guess that's considered canceled. Yes, I guess, which isn't, you're not going to get. Okay, I'm curious. This was the rumor was like, Andy Cohen was like not completely sold with Bravo that they were going to do Beverly Hills.
SPEAKER_01
11:04 - 11:16
Oh, the house was loved. When you say this, go ahead. Oh, they're all going to sell my tape. That they were his words. And then it was in the hopping to post, I think. He said it.
SPEAKER_00
11:16 - 11:40
Okay, tell people the story though. No, I call it. Okay, so yeah. Okay, so it's two. That's his words. Oh, is Andy Cohen said that he was in sold if they wanted to do the Beverly Hills franchise. Go on. I can see the rich is just spinning right there. And then he saw your tape. And was like, oh, I immediately had a vision. I immediately know we had to make it. And it's like, I could see that happening. But I'm assuming that pisses the other women off.
SPEAKER_01
11:40 - 11:46
Oh, I think. Yeah. And then I got van the pump rules the second season. But that was, you know, that wasn't so much bad.
SPEAKER_00
11:46 - 11:47
Someone's calling you.
SPEAKER_01
11:47 - 11:54
Should we answer? Yes. But it's Kyle's saying I just said that. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't.
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11:54 - 11:56
Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't.
SPEAKER_01
11:56 - 12:00
Oh, I can Oh, no, it's my daughter, but don't worry. Don't worry.
SPEAKER_00
12:00 - 12:04
Yeah. Oh, that's my grandson. Oh, so sweet.
SPEAKER_01
12:04 - 12:08
I have every minute of every minute.
SPEAKER_00
12:08 - 12:17
I see. I'm in the middle of the interview. We back soon. So you don't know if it's true. Those are Andy's words. But I do know he has said it.
SPEAKER_01
12:17 - 13:34
It is true. But I understand maybe I was a slightly different flavor. Also being English and being like, I may reject his sense of humor. And even now, I mean, I did his, I did his, I watch what happens like the other night and he was like, oh my god, I was finally fucking love it and he stopped it. Do you think you're his favorite housewife? Well, I mean, I think there's a few people that aren't his favorite housewife now after what he's been through and I'm really specifically defended him because all those allegations were absolutely bullshit. They did big investigation. I think he's got a love for there's a few of us, but I think he definitely has connected with me on many levels. and socialised with me. That's why he's like, if anybody knew what I was up to least about about was, I was like, oh my god, don't take it down that road. It's true. But it's true. I knew that he was innocent of all this bullshit. Yeah. And also there's something very reassuring for women about a gold star gay. A man that is not attracted to women that you can play with. You know, you can really, I play with Andy. I'd say very, very, you know, like kind of strong sexual innuendos, but you know, it's not going anywhere. Right. Right. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a straight man. You don't have to be careful. You know, very careful.
SPEAKER_00
13:34 - 13:44
But kind of kind of a straight man is that we're going to have them. And now it definitely not going to happen. When you're at the center of drama because that is what comes to being on these shows. How does it impact you?
SPEAKER_01
13:46 - 15:20
Well, I think I, you know, when people say, oh, you didn't turn up for the reunion when you left. And I was like, no, I drew a line in the sand thought that's it. I am not going and I'm not going to finish this show. I said at the beginning of season, you know, I've been very honest about this. I was very involved with the Trevor Project and the PSAs for them. My only sibling from suicide was really like not in good shape. I mean if I I've talked about this if I opened the fridge, you know, there wasn't milk in there. I'd start crying. It was like on that edge all the time. And for the first time my life I took some medications and some antidepressants just to try and get over that. And I was really, yeah, I was not in Coochay, but I do band-pump rules, which I started filming just, I think, three or four days after my brother's funeral. So I started that and I thought, let's just not talk about it. But I also don't really have that personal connection on band-pump rules as far as my personal life. see me mentoring them and supporting them. So we kind of, you know, got through that. And then they were like, come back to housewives. I said, I can just can't do it anymore. And I think about for four or five out of the nine years they'd come for me, you know, where they were gang up and they were this and that. And I'd been at those reunions where I'd sat there, you know, with them all kind of coming at me. Like, that wasn't funny when you said that or you did this or you did that. And I was just like, I'm gonna leave right now when I threw Kyle out the house and I'm never going back.
SPEAKER_00
15:20 - 15:26
When you look back, like, why do you think so many of the women came for you?
SPEAKER_01
15:26 - 16:03
I don't know. I suppose they might have thought I was favored in some way. I don't know. I really don't know. I mean, I think we all know but I would never say it. I mean, I had found a pump rules given to me. My own show is exactly to produce with the same company and the same network like in the second season of housewives. So that was a huge privilege and then that's gone on for 12 years. So maybe suddenly I was sitting on the other side as exact and producer with Um, maybe that, you know, stimulate it certain. Yeah, I don't know, but they, they shot, certainly didn't make my life easier on that show.
SPEAKER_00
16:03 - 16:16
I was going to say, I think like naturally anyone that that a bystander and like is unbiased can just be like, oh, there's like a lot of jealousy. Like, the fact that you were able to make something so much bigger out of what you were doing. It's amazing.
SPEAKER_01
16:16 - 17:29
Well, I, I, I just think whenever anybody says that about themselves, like, oh, they're jealous of me. It just sounds pathetic and self-aggrandizing, but I just think I was afforded a loss of, kind of, and also the audience would nearly always support me. So even when they came against me, they never had anything. So the audience would always kind of rally in my defense. And I would do these appearances with rosé and wine and dog appearances and shelter things. In fact, I'm doing one this afternoon, it's shelter thing. And people connected to me, you know, if it was about my love of dogs or furry friends and if it was about marriage, you know, having a long marriage, if it was about suicide prevention, if it was about LTP T issues. It was about my son who adopted from foster care that we never really talked about, but you know all these issues people would always connect with me emotionally. And you're funny. Yeah, you're great. I mean, I never think I'm funny. I just think I'm telling my side of the story. You're just talking and then it goes, I'm just talking. I have a narrative that runs through my head all time. Sometimes I actually think I would have been not say that.
SPEAKER_00
17:30 - 17:42
But very rarely, normally just say, Lisa, when do you decide like when it's time to confront someone for drama, verse when you're just like, it's not worth my time. I'm not going to address it.
SPEAKER_01
17:42 - 19:09
Well, if they're just being ridiculous, maybe let them have their moment, you know, let everybody else tell them. But if I feel somebody's lying to me, that's it. If I feel that, you know, yeah, then I'm going to call them out. That's my kill is here. can you give any of the girls listening advice like when someone just like doesn't like you and has it out for you like give us advice like how do we handle that I think you should look at statistics in the walls as a woman that's grown up you know amongst many many people live not been sitting in an office Every day I've been like around the restaurant business. There's seven and a half or whatever is billion of people in this planet. If somebody doesn't like you, then fuck them. You know what I mean? I mean, I do think also, I do think you should look at things and think, okay, why are they behaving like this? Often it's jealousy. If you couldn't think, okay, They don't have a good reason. Really look at yourself objectively. No, friend of mine is going through this relationship and kind of split out with their significant other. I can see his person's very strong person. I kept saying, maybe you should look at how, you know, what your part is in the relationship. Sometimes I think, you know, try and have a good look at yourself and your own actions and grow from that. Yeah. But somebody doesn't like you. They don't want to have to, right? As well. You know, sometimes you feel this kind of visual reaction that I don't like that person.
SPEAKER_00
19:09 - 19:11
Great, then you know. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01
19:11 - 19:12
There's somebody else around the corner.
SPEAKER_00
19:14 - 19:26
Okay, we're gonna play a game. Yes. Never have I ever bravo edition. If you've ever been in one of these scenarios, tell the story. Okay. Okay. Never have I ever gotten a drink thrown in my face?
SPEAKER_01
19:26 - 19:35
No, I've been there when, well, oh, no, I wasn't there. That was brandy-clamble chucking one in Ileens face. No, I haven't had a drink thrown in my face.
SPEAKER_00
19:35 - 19:36
That's amazing.
SPEAKER_01
19:36 - 19:39
Which owning a bar, that's pretty cool. Well, I have the other one.
SPEAKER_00
19:41 - 19:51
I have never had one thrown in my face. Have you ever had that wrong one? I think it's okay. It's common on bravo, I feel like. Yes, toss is done at a few times. Right. Everyone's checking your people's face. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01
19:51 - 20:01
I'm like, well, I don't have any drawing kit wrong, I'm sorry. Someone's coming from me, I was saying, oh, I need to drink this. I'll swallow it whole. You're like, oh, shit.
SPEAKER_00
20:01 - 20:06
Gotta get drunk. Yeah. One of the coming out of you, exactly. What is the fastest way to piss you off?
SPEAKER_01
20:07 - 20:26
aligned to me. I don't like late either really. I mean, I know I was ten minutes late here because I was like juggling with things. I've got to meet it. I'm thirty and I was like, yeah, you could have let it. But I don't like people. I think it's disrespectful when you're late because I think you're basically telling somebody that, you know, your time is worth much more than theirs. I don't like that really. I appreciate that.
SPEAKER_00
20:26 - 20:36
I appreciate that. Okay, never have I ever known a cast meets partner was cheating. Yes. You have, yeah. In what circumstance?
SPEAKER_01
20:36 - 20:47
Well, there was somebody that's recently had this kind of complicated scenario. Yeah. In one of the shows. I'm going to tell you. And I kind of knew. Yeah. I've known.
SPEAKER_00
20:47 - 20:58
Yeah. And in that situation, did you say something to the person or you just let it be? Hmm. No, I didn't say it. Why didn't you say anything?
SPEAKER_01
20:59 - 22:09
because sometimes people don't want to hear it. You know what I find surprising? Yeah. They're on a reality show. It's like, and they're living their lives. And of course, all marriages have problems. You know, anybody that says, oh, he's perfect, my love. And then my king, my there's a, I mean, like fuck off. It's like your husband get real. It's like sometimes you want to strangle them. Sometimes like, yeah, there's parts of it. You know, like, I'm like, if you snore one more time, I'm gonna put the pillow over your head. You know what I mean? Like, you've got a choice here. Is this sperm pillow? Right. What is divorce? But it's like, there's something they get divorced. But they've been saying, oh, love being on my king and my mother's or my dad. That's not like that. You've got two imperfect people living together that it's not, you know, and that's bullshit. And then on the reality show, Suddenly how many times have you seen this? Especially on that show that is beyond how many times everything just going because just fine, and then oh, we're getting involved. Okay, you know or always just separate it or we've separated
SPEAKER_00
22:09 - 22:35
when it's been going on for months and years right and it's not like you're not being authentic on camera because obviously I also do agree with you though when people are like my honey bunny we're perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah what the fuck is wrong really going on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I don't really go on like I
SPEAKER_01
22:35 - 22:58
Okay, we can have, we've been married a long time and we have, you know, a lot of good moments and he's got since few many indulges means so many things like, you know, luckily he's got the same passions. I have the fact we've got seven dogs and we must be like, you know, he'd never say like, you know, when you see these guys, they go, oh, does this dog shed? It's a dog. Yes, can we never say anything like that, you know, like,
SPEAKER_00
22:59 - 23:09
I'm actually curious when you said you didn't tell the person because they don't want to hear it. I feel like a lot of times there's also where you're like, because they know.
SPEAKER_01
23:09 - 23:21
Yes, sometimes I think. Right. Also, they're not, I often think if you say too much, unless then I think that you lose both of them. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00
23:22 - 23:43
Right, like if you get involved, it's not your place, especially if they get virtually. I'm gonna get so awkward. No, but you're right. Lisa, it's like if you told this woman this, one, sometimes they don't want to believe it, so then it comes back on you. And then they both hate you. Or if they do break up and get back together, then they're like, it's too awkward. Exactly. We can't see you ever.
SPEAKER_01
23:43 - 23:46
Yeah. Exactly. This didn't happen. So you gotta go.
SPEAKER_00
23:46 - 23:51
Right. Right. Okay, can I, it's gotta either be colored.
SPEAKER_01
23:51 - 24:00
Dree. No, you're not guessing or doing all of a thing. Anything, because that is not a headline I'm living with. So no, it's not either of them. It could be, but it's not.
SPEAKER_00
24:00 - 24:10
Okay, fair. Okay, fair. Okay, fair. Okay, fair. How did it make you feel when people were convinced that you did know about Tom and Raquel's like a fair for so long?
SPEAKER_01
24:10 - 24:13
Oh, I didn't really even know that. Did they think that I knew?
SPEAKER_00
24:13 - 24:17
Yeah, there was like a conspiracy during all of it.
SPEAKER_01
24:17 - 24:55
Oh, God, no, no. No, no, no, no. I didn't know. I did say, well, hold on a second, you know, in the kitchen that time. I was like, Ms. Malibu's in the jacuzzi, and I said, that's not, you know, that's not okay. I mean, Ariana was for Cyprus in saying, no, no, she's my friend. I'm fine with that. And I said, well, I wouldn't be fine with that. If I was away on the other side of town, Ms. Malibu was in the jacuzzi with whoever she is, whether it was Raquel or any, you know, beauty queen was in the, You know, Jacuzzi, with my husband when I was away. No, that's not okay.
SPEAKER_00
24:55 - 24:58
Is this what we call Raquel now miss Malibu?
SPEAKER_01
24:58 - 25:20
Well, I do. I mean, I'm just saying, or I miss, you know, whoever texts us, or any gorgeous creature, and I'm on the other side of the country, and she's sitting in the jacuzzi, whether she's got mal intent or not, my husband would definitely be thinking, oh, whether how long might I stay away for? You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, no. So if I'd known, I wouldn't have been saying that. Yeah, you know, you're right.
SPEAKER_00
25:20 - 25:25
So I wouldn't have condemned that. If my husband was in a hot tub with a woman.
SPEAKER_01
25:25 - 26:01
Yes, when you're away dead. Yeah, yeah exactly get out by yeah penis Yeah, it's actually snap it. Yes, exactly. Oops I get over the highway Exactly, right? So yeah, okay, I'm that was and I was calling it. I wouldn't have been calling it if I if I know and I was saying Hold on a second. I said you lied. She just came in looking like a bag ship. Remember for the food tasting? Yeah. So what are you doing? You look like a break. Your late what's going on. And they were like, oh, no, we're friends. And you know, Ariana was saying, oh, we're good friends should never do that.
SPEAKER_00
26:01 - 26:08
Well, you know, yeah. So when you feel a gut feeling, yeah, it's, oh, it's usually right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01
26:08 - 26:39
But my job on that show is to sort this hot mess out. So that is something if I had known, I would have said. Hey guys, you know, that is. That's got it together. Yeah, but she was so vocal about defending Rackel, but I think that's what took it to a different level. And then Rackel asked me about her sex life, while she was banging her house, but no boyfriend. That was one of the... That felt sociopathic to me. That felt like I don't give a fuck about anybody's thoughts or feelings. It doesn't permeate, you know.
SPEAKER_00
26:39 - 26:46
Right, if anything, I'm like... interested to know what like your experience is because I'm having it at the same time.
SPEAKER_01
26:46 - 26:48
All you know does he? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00
26:48 - 26:53
Like can you imagine if a woman came up to you and asked you that question, I would immediately be like, what is wrong with you?
SPEAKER_01
26:53 - 26:55
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00
26:55 - 27:21
That yeah, that was to desert. Yeah. Never have ever brought the receipts to prove a point in an argument. Like, showed the text message, showed the email.
SPEAKER_01
27:21 - 27:44
Oh, I think I've done that, but I don't know, probably on the Housewives or, uh, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not, I don't really have a paper trail. Like, kind of, I have things to go by. I remember, um, you know, I remember something like Lisa Reno, I said, Oh, God, I hardly ever speak to you on the page. I've got a receipt. Ten phone calls. I'm like, well, That's audio.
SPEAKER_00
27:44 - 27:44
You're like 10 bucks.
SPEAKER_01
27:44 - 27:51
I've got a lot of tears. If I liked it, could you 10 bucks this morning? Exactly.
SPEAKER_00
27:51 - 27:55
Oh, I don't know. Are you good at keeping secrets for people?
SPEAKER_01
27:55 - 27:57
Very good. Very good.
SPEAKER_00
27:57 - 27:57
Do like a bolt.
SPEAKER_01
27:57 - 28:02
Yeah, I love that. Yeah, but it's good. But it's not because I'm loyal because I forget.
SPEAKER_00
28:06 - 28:10
They tell you like this deep dark secret. Yeah, I'll explain her.
SPEAKER_01
28:10 - 28:18
Oh, don't say. Was it you that shot? Oh, yes, maybe.
SPEAKER_00
28:18 - 28:21
Okay, never have I ever participated in swinging.
SPEAKER_01
28:21 - 28:34
No, oh, but my parents have no way. We, how did you know? Well, that was the sixties. Oh my god. My father's too live. No, it doesn't kill him. This doesn't go to England. Does it?
SPEAKER_00
28:35 - 28:38
Was what ends at all? Stop, how did you know your parents were?
SPEAKER_01
28:38 - 29:07
Well, I remember them talk about the 60s, you know, they were like young new married and everybody was kind of doing that a bit, you know? They didn't give me details. I think they gave details to my nephew, that one of their grand sums. And I was like, oh, I really don't want to even think about that. When I saw, you know, John Ham. And I didn't, yeah, and I heard, I didn't know about his leather regions as well. Somebody told me that afterwards I was saying, John Hamm and they went, well, you know about John Hamm.
SPEAKER_00
29:07 - 29:09
We, I don't know about John Hamm.
SPEAKER_01
29:09 - 29:25
Oh, do you see the big penis? No, no, but they would talk about it. There's many, I mean, should have his own Instagram, apparently. I said that, but I mean, there were these pictures of saying, you really, no, but it was covered. It was decent, but it was, but it was big. But yeah, but we were laughing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00
29:25 - 29:29
Oh, and you're like, ooh, can she be swinging? I don't know how.
SPEAKER_01
29:29 - 29:34
Oh, no, you'd have to wait. We'll give you a cup of tea first. I don't know. I do. I do. I think she was swinging.
SPEAKER_00
29:34 - 29:36
Has anyone ever approached you to swing?
SPEAKER_01
29:39 - 30:18
I think I might have had hints. You know, but it's kind of insulting. I would like people to approach me on a daily basis. If you're listening to this, you want to swing. Please tell us me. No, it's like, I think I was so obsessively, I'm a little jealous as well. I think obsessively in love with my husband, getting married so quickly, so young. You couldn't see her with another woman? No, I don't remember. I could have something. I don't think that would be quite what he was envisioning. I see that really has a guy there. Should we swing with him? Yeah, that's probably not what he would be up for.
SPEAKER_00
30:18 - 30:25
Or if you're super jealous, you would like be with the other woman's like husband and you'd be like, hey, you can have my shoulder.
SPEAKER_01
30:25 - 30:47
He's like, oh my god, can I not all force? I get like, I don't be like, what? What's he doing? I've been way more interesting what he was doing than what I was doing. I'm so I haven't. The answer never have I ever. Never have I ever. I'm probably at the stage not going to. That's kind of sad. It's okay, but you know. Oh, mind you have put it out there now. Maybe I'll get lots of tunes.
SPEAKER_00
30:47 - 30:50
Oh, I bet there's a me so many people now. Yes.
SPEAKER_01
30:50 - 31:14
So many people. Oh, I'll pass. I'd rather have a cup of tea. Okay. We never have been married as long as I have. But like how many let's think so. 42 years. So that's going to be like 14,000 days roughly. Do you think there's anything that I haven't done that I need to do? Probably not. I mean, there's things I haven't done, but there are things I haven't done that I haven't wanted to do.
SPEAKER_00
31:14 - 31:30
Have you ever, like, are you? No. No, go on. I'm like, do you want me to ask you a couple of sexual questions? No, not really. Okay. Never have I ever shared a secret with a cast me and then they went and shared it on camera.
SPEAKER_01
31:33 - 32:05
I don't remember that. I'm sure it's happened. No, but I do remember now. I haven't watched Beverly Hills. I don't care what anybody says. I haven't watched it. I've seen sometimes snippets on Twitter, where they'll have like a little screen thing and you click on it. I think I wonder what's going on. It was an Erica Jane and Kyle and she said something like Eric Jane said, Oh, you said I'm glad the effort is going to see. how mean Kathy is or what she's really like, you know, and Kyle Turner said, if that was supposed to be a treat us, no, no, yes. And I said, oh my god, yeah, no.
SPEAKER_00
32:05 - 32:20
But that feels like a demon reality TV where wasn't it like La Blonde Katie in the reunion? It was like La La was upset with Katie because she's like, you literally said that you were like basically hating on Ariana to me off camera and then you're acting all nice on camera.
SPEAKER_01
32:20 - 32:52
I don't like that. I think it's just keep it straight. Right. As I say, my mind's so full of other things I find that's much easier just to play the one you know play it as it is. I can't remember what song camera, what song camera, what I did yesterday, what I did today. And it's just like when people say, oh, you're lying. My memory's not good enough to lie. I have to speak from experience. You know what I mean? So I remember things concitely, you know, absolutely when I experience them. If I'm making it up, I don't remember what I made up. That's a good point.
SPEAKER_00
32:52 - 33:02
Yeah, no, no. Do you think though now people with social media are getting like two afraid to act certain ways in front of camera because of what like the public in the comments are gonna say?
SPEAKER_01
33:02 - 33:18
I think the most popular reality stars of people that are truly authentic and don't give a fuck. I mean, I think one of the best reality stars I've ever worked with is James Kennedy and he's got it wrong on so many levels. So good. And he's seeing so much growth with him.
SPEAKER_00
33:18 - 33:31
So entertaining. Do you think that I still have the infamous scene back in the day when he was talking to Lala and they're like yelling about pasta and everyone was like, this has to be about drugs, this has to be about cocaine. Do you think it's actually about pasta?
SPEAKER_01
33:31 - 33:58
No, I think it's not about that. It's not about the pasta. That was one of the funniest scenes. Yeah, that is one thing. It was kind of iconic. It was on T-shirts after I don't know really. I mean, they've both been pretty open. Yeah. And I think I love the duo together. I can't imagine those two. When they say they've had sex a couple of times, it's like, that just doesn't seem to me how do they ever get there those two? I don't do that.
SPEAKER_00
33:58 - 34:03
It doesn't mean it doesn't make sense to me either. I think she's such a woman either.
SPEAKER_01
34:04 - 34:09
You can't text. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not kicking them out because my regions are 11.30. It's 10.50.
SPEAKER_00
34:09 - 34:14
Yeah. You have time. It's 10.51. I don't know. Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_01
34:14 - 34:26
I actually can't picture Lala and him having sex either because I think the cup of tea that they offered me when I first came in was so nice. I said, no, no, no. I just get you tea. Oh, they said would you like anything as a cup to be great? Never happened.
SPEAKER_00
34:26 - 34:30
Can someone take Charlie for a cup of tea? Yeah. How much she knew drink during the day?
SPEAKER_01
34:30 - 34:46
A lot. Probably too much. Really? Yeah. see the alcohol, which is kind of unique. You ever spike your tea a little bit? What was alcohol? Yeah. Oh, that was quiet. Is that a good idea? Oh, I don't think. I don't drink in the day. By rally, you never see me drink.
SPEAKER_00
34:46 - 34:52
I think you could strike your tea a couple times and see where it takes you to Lisa. Well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01
34:52 - 34:53
I got hit without it, really.
SPEAKER_00
34:53 - 34:58
I probably don't need it. Do you think you'll ever be friends with any of the women again from housewives?
SPEAKER_01
34:58 - 35:20
I mean, think about that from them. No. No. Well, I think if there's a true apology, and actually somebody says, you know what? I really regret it. I'm really sorry. I said that. I know I tried to humiliate you or whatever. Then yes, there was always people, but you'll never get that from them. Are you someone that holds grudges?
SPEAKER_00
35:20 - 35:21
Yeah, I do fuck off.
SPEAKER_01
35:21 - 36:13
Yeah, I'm gonna hold the grudges. I mean, I won't hold a grudge till it's like if it's detrimental to me, if it's like, you know, if it's eating away, you and your angry about it, then I think you've got to sort it out. But if holding a grudge is mean, I'm done. And I don't want to, because I know who you are, I see you are. You don't have the best intention for me. And that's a grudge. But if it's something that's eating away at you, that you have that feeling of stuff, that's not healthy. I'd rather get rid of that. Like I haven't really been angry about, you know, housewives, so I'm going to get asked about it a lot. I'm really very rarely ever bring it on myself. But if it was eating away at me or something like that, then I think, okay, I need to sort this out. So I do always say that as advice if it's eating away, you need to deal with it. But if you could actually go, oh, I'm done. And if that's a garage, yeah, hold it.
SPEAKER_00
36:13 - 36:24
I could be the agree because I feel like a grudge for me. I'm like, I want to normalize having grudges more, but if you know what someone is, even if they apologize to me, sure, clear the air, but I still don't like it. Yeah, that's okay because if
SPEAKER_01
36:26 - 36:53
I thought you were a good person and you weren't I got it wrong before and now you show me the old expression you know for me once for me twice but or shame on you shame on me you know that's so no that's a grudge yeah I'm all about that I'm not gonna be yeah I'm not gonna be stupid you know it's just like somebody screws you financially in business you're not gonna lend the money again how about that period right okay let's talk about the other rules you're mistakes yeah
SPEAKER_00
36:55 - 37:04
Okay, the original cast were employed at your restaurant and you were their boss. Yes. What is the most insane thing you've had to fire someone for?
SPEAKER_01
37:04 - 37:58
Oh, all kinds of things over the years running restaurants. I mean, of course, the shagging in the back and everything. I mean, God. I mean, that's stealing and stealing. Oh, cool. No, of course. Not on random hunt rules. I mean, in the restaurant business, I've seen so many things that you've just even with people coming in. I mean, imagine you have your house open and you have maybe 1,000 people come through that door every night. At some point, you're going to get what the fuck? How old are they having sex? Yeah, not just that, but where's the big mirror? Am I both? How did they get it out there during lunch? You know, to do for shit, you know, like you think, oh my god. Yeah, there's been a lot of creative ways of stealing that we've called, you know, that you think, you know, people bring their own liquor and things like that. Yeah, I mean, stealing a mirror and why.
SPEAKER_00
37:58 - 38:08
Yeah, yeah, many things. Yeah, many different things. Okay, I didn't realize that surf stands for sexy unique. Well, it doesn't stop.
SPEAKER_01
38:08 - 38:21
We just put that up next to it, but it was South in Spanish because remember, I bought into that restaurant when it was about a tenth of the size to get my visa because I was in the restaurant business we wanted to stay here.
SPEAKER_00
38:21 - 38:30
So we thought you got no best, yeah. Okay, what is your most sexy and unique quality Lisa?
SPEAKER_01
38:30 - 39:09
I'm very tactile. I mean, you saw the way I make out my dog imagine that, like, You know, like, I am like very, yeah, listen. You see the way I do flowers. You see the way I run a business. You see the way I decorate. You see where I'm with my dog. You see the way I'm like a perfectionist. So of course, as a lover, and this isn't to those people that want to swing with me because I'd really be a big disappointment, but I'm talking about in the past. If there are a couple of people that approach me to swing, forget it. I'm too lazy for that now. But I'm a perfectionist. So I think even making love, I could be a perfectionist.
SPEAKER_00
39:11 - 39:13
Lisa. That was a good answer.
SPEAKER_01
39:13 - 39:23
I see you think. Yeah, I'm just trying to picture it on like, oh my god, it's a set.
SPEAKER_00
39:23 - 39:32
That's a good answer. Okay, if you had to pick which Vanderpump rules cast member were you most like in your 20s any cast member from all seasons?
SPEAKER_01
39:33 - 40:25
I think I'm quite a lot like Stasi in a way. I'm not tracking people, tracking drinks and people's faces, but I was always kind of out for Stasi sees the funny side. Stasi, you know, it was just such a disappointment to me. when she was like, go, but it was a sign of the times, everybody was reacting to what was going on in the world. And I, I, I, I understood that, but I think that if we all look back on what we did when we were younger, you know, like everybody makes something mistake. So I think that's the point of growth. You know, and as I say in this new show, Gordon Ramsay shows, seeing people, how they developed, oh my god, How I saw the gross and the show of people like they came in like this and they left like this. So that's to me one of the most exciting things. And I think Stass is taking it and run with it, which I think was great.
SPEAKER_00
40:25 - 40:32
I agree. I think she had like one of the most iconic like character arcs in that show of just like how she started with Jack.
SPEAKER_01
40:32 - 40:37
Oh, I don't give a fuck. And I'm gonna say exactly what I want to say. That makes for that CD.
SPEAKER_00
40:37 - 40:48
Like you said James Kennedy. Yeah. No apologies. Yeah. Um, that group over the years has been like Kind of like a little incestuous, like everyone's kind of getting in the middle.
SPEAKER_01
40:48 - 41:02
They all shacked each other. Oh my god, a little. It's a lot that according to you, please define any greater incest than I have. Showed you in that group, please. I was trying to be like, okay.
SPEAKER_00
41:02 - 41:13
Just like, cool. I'm not trying to be anything. Just sell it out of it. What is your stance on like that concept of like homie hopping of like everyone kind of like getting with each other's friends and getting with each other's boyfriend's in girlfriends?
SPEAKER_01
41:13 - 41:18
I mean, there's only a few dynamics left to like that. It's quite dumb.
SPEAKER_00
41:18 - 41:23
Who would we need to hook up? Lala and Schwartz. Do you think it would ever happen?
SPEAKER_01
41:24 - 41:29
I wouldn't mind that, actually. I wouldn't mind that. You wouldn't? I think the Schwartz is very kind.
SPEAKER_00
41:29 - 41:37
He's kind, but he can't stand up for shit. And while I need someone to be like, yeah, I agree with you, I back you. He can't even, like, back his, himself.
SPEAKER_01
41:37 - 41:45
Yeah, but maybe we could just carry the baby around, so yeah. We've got all that stuff. I've always found him adorable. I know he got it totally wrong.
SPEAKER_00
41:45 - 42:16
I love you. There's been a lot of drama over the years, but obviously the biggest thing was scandal that took the internet. Ariana got a lot of heat this season because she didn't want to film with Tom in specific moments. Like, what is your take on that whole thing?
SPEAKER_01
42:16 - 43:53
Well, I think it was just because the juxtaposition of her living with him and then saying, no, I won't have that conversation with him. That was what was frustrating. I think maybe if she'd drawn lines and said that said I don't want to see him ever again. I'll be falls off the side of the cliff. But you know, it was it was all very you know, I wasn't on Tom's side at all. But I was on the side of empathy. And when the whole world was against him, I've talked about this many times, sitting at the White House correspondence dinner and they bring it up, sitting in a Dell's concert, they bring it up, seeing it on CNN's headline. It was kind of the punishment didn't be fit the crime. And I mean, of course I don't know what he did. in any shape or form, but I think when the whole world's against you, sometimes it's a very dangerous thing for, as I sort of my brother, and you feel there's no way out. At that time, and the over here, you know, so when he'd sat and told me, I wouldn't use all of it, be sat and told me, and I said, as an executive producer, guys, you have to use this. You have to be honest and show him, you know, in this moment of just like the suicide ideation scared me. Now whether some people say, you know, oh, he's acting or oh, it's not true. It's not authentic. I don't give a shit. I have experienced suicide firsthand with my brother. And for me, I'd rather not take that chance. So I felt that he did so many great things as well for people over the years. You know, I was talking to his relative, but his relative actually now works of me. He was telling me how when he was sleeping on the floor, sandable used to pay rent, so he wouldn't, you know, so sandable has a lot of good. component.
SPEAKER_00
43:53 - 44:00
Do you, he has a girlfriend now, right? Yes. How can do you think he's going to cheat on her?
SPEAKER_01
44:00 - 44:34
Yes. I don't know. Maybe this is the one. No, maybe this is the one. I don't think the sandable from my knowledge is that sexually motivated. Because I think he said that I just don't think he's that kind of guy. You know where there's a lot of guy there's a guy getting anything. I don't think he's like that, but uh I think this girl apparently is gorgeous. Oh, I thought the team was coming. Is it coming?
SPEAKER_00
44:34 - 44:43
So it's crazy. They're working on it. I think they probably didn't know like if we they were allowed to interrupt because sometimes I'm like lock the door don't can really. Oh, yeah, I'm like get out of my studio.
SPEAKER_01
44:43 - 44:45
Okay, let's talk about you being what kind of I'll see you.
SPEAKER_00
44:45 - 45:01
I'm like I'm locking myself in this room. Okay, okay. Because I don't want to interrupt. What if you were saying something so brilliant? and the door will be not going to happen. I feel like it kind of ended this season and it was like the friend group is a disaster.
SPEAKER_01
45:01 - 45:40
We've been in that place before. But do you think it's going to continue? Like, well, I think the thing is with this show is I think that people feel very attached to it because they've grown up with it. And there's been some point somebody will identify with one of the groups. And I think that it will be hard for people really to let it go. So do I think it will be back? Yes. Do I think it needs to breathe? Yes. Am I totally busy and so, you know, opening another restaurant? Yes. So I think let's just give it a minute. Let everybody live their life. I have a pitch for you. More than. I say no because yeah.
SPEAKER_00
45:40 - 45:50
I think so busy. I think that the next season of Vanderpump. Yes. Should be you getting everyone in a room. Yes. And firing. Oh, swing.
SPEAKER_01
45:50 - 45:55
Oh, swinging. You're like, like, getting ready to get over here.
SPEAKER_00
45:55 - 46:17
And you fire all of them. Yeah. And you push them to a different show that's more like grown up or whatever. And you bring a whole new cast in and you start fresh and everyone works at certain. It's all young talent. And these kids like have no Instagram following yet and you start fresh. Like, I would die to watch kids back in a sur, like, trying to make it in the acting or modeling games, eating, like, get back at it.
SPEAKER_01
46:17 - 46:21
And I have many of them, but I do have three shows on the air.
SPEAKER_00
46:21 - 46:25
I know, I know, but I'm living LA, so I'm addicted to that LA. But I know, I know.
SPEAKER_01
46:25 - 46:29
You know what? From your mouse to called says, that might be a thought.
SPEAKER_00
46:29 - 46:38
Can you imagine the season? Here's your tea. What is this? Oh, my gosh. Because we don't have any. George, black tea with milk, green tea or herbal tea.
SPEAKER_01
46:39 - 46:45
Black tea with milk. So I like your youngeries. I said that when I came in. I like your youngeries.
SPEAKER_00
46:45 - 46:45
Your youngeries?
SPEAKER_01
46:45 - 46:50
Yeah, what are you overall? Overall. So they're youngeries.
SPEAKER_00
46:50 - 46:54
Yeah. Which one? Black tea and milk? Try it. Try them all.
SPEAKER_01
46:54 - 47:00
I'm worried about it. I'm worried about it too. You know, I never understand what people leave the tea bag in it. What do they say? Spectacles to chew on her?
SPEAKER_00
47:00 - 47:11
My assistant's kind of fucking start crying. She's literally like, okay, let's try it. Black tea and milk. Yeah, you can just throw it on the side table. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_01
47:11 - 47:19
Yeah, I mean, I like the color of the cup. It's pink. It's cute. Yeah, but the T-sit is also nice. Oh, no.
SPEAKER_00
47:19 - 47:26
Awful. Oh, it's, you want a good black. Oh, I want you to like the color of the wood.
SPEAKER_01
47:26 - 47:38
It's a disaster. Oh, I love this tea. No, I said no one ever. No. Please, this is crying in the corner now. It's better now that I love to don't grease a toadra.
SPEAKER_00
47:38 - 47:42
Don't grease. We see overalls in with the barrels. Overalls. Overalls. Overalls.
SPEAKER_01
47:42 - 47:57
I love her overalls. Oh my god. You like it? We say you like speak with American accent all the time. We, yes, you like that. Say cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. Oh, this really works for me.
SPEAKER_00
47:57 - 48:00
Don't I, I love call her daddy.
SPEAKER_01
48:00 - 48:20
Don't I love call her daddy? What do you like it like there's doughnuts? I love call it daddy. So do you like my pet? I can't say. But you like it. It's not necessarily your pet, somebody might have got their before you.
SPEAKER_00
48:22 - 48:25
Okay, but like the drama of everyone getting fired. Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01
48:25 - 48:40
I'm gonna stop opening. I have a loyalty to these people when you wouldn't actually buy it. I've signed you back. Just for one if so. Bye. No. There are still stores to tell. Oh, Lisa!
SPEAKER_00
48:40 - 48:44
Yes! Okay, what projects? Obviously, the season is perhaps, who talks to me about your other projects.
SPEAKER_01
48:44 - 49:08
Gordon Ramsay, that was epic work in his him two months. I mean, Gordon's like, a lot. I had it all, so I thought, okay, but we knew each other before. So I knew that it was going to be backwards and forwards, you know? But I think for him, it was very different because normally his deauthoritarian and everything he does, and then he meant me. So yeah, it's definitely a different show. Did you put him in his place? Well, yeah, I kind of enjoyed doing that a little bit.
SPEAKER_00
49:08 - 49:10
Oh, you got a little bit.
SPEAKER_01
49:10 - 49:10
I see.
SPEAKER_00
49:10 - 49:21
Not a little bit. Okay, last two questions. What is the best part and worst part of essentially living your life on TV?
SPEAKER_01
49:21 - 50:53
I don't like it when people lie about you. That's the worst part. The best part, there are so many beautiful things that have been forever documented. good times, bad times. My daughter's wedding, my little grand baby crawling across, you know, the carpet. Like, I mean, when we filmed him, you know, just once or twice, Vanderpump Villa sing the beauty and the experience that we all have there. Wonderful, wonderful moments. Really, really. My life hasn't changed. that much, not like some people when they, you know, on television. I mean, of course, the fame and everything. When I spend a lot of time at home, you know, I'm still in my restaurants. But, you know, when you met me on television, I had a beautiful house. I'd had 37 restaurants prior to that. The wood sold, you know, and I had a nice lifestyle. It wasn't like some people, they start. And then they get this incredible lifestyle and don't know how to handle it. My life materially hasn't changed. You're in Georgia. Yeah. or not always, but I mean, when you first started, exactly. So that hasn't changed, but the incredible experiences I've had. We now have to go to Congress to change laws about humane treatment of dogs. Congress watched outside something. So having access to so many things being voted, you know, one of the women of the year by say to assembly, like just, I mean, speaking Causes that I'm passionate about being given so many opportunities, can't minimize that ever.
SPEAKER_00
50:53 - 50:56
What do you think is the biggest misconception about you?
SPEAKER_01
50:56 - 51:15
That I might make. Why don't mind people thinking that? I just feel really sometimes I'm thinking, oh my just pointing, I want to show up on my own. And I'm doing my make up, I'm thinking maybe they would like, means be like certain members of housewives when I had all this shit and people running around after me. I can't even get a cup of tea in this place.
SPEAKER_00
51:17 - 51:30
Okay, I feel like I have to ask you that. No, it's my last question. I just need to know now that you've told me all these little things. Yes. Um, Lisa Vanderpump. Yes. What is your favorite sex position?
SPEAKER_01
51:30 - 51:44
Oh, God, it's a long guard, I remember. I think his on my back is sleep. I know on that note, good night.
SPEAKER_00
51:46 - 51:49
Thank you so much for coming on this was so fun. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01
51:49 - 52:00
I saw that would have been your first question. That's what I was prepared for. I actually said probably they're gonna be talking about like sex all the time so it's gonna be a very short interview if they do
SPEAKER_00
52:01 - 52:04
I mean, I could ask you if you have any blowjob tips.
SPEAKER_01
52:04 - 52:08
Oh, yeah, all of them. Just all of it. Just do it. Swallow it. Oh, bye, darling.
SPEAKER_00
52:08 - 52:08
Love you.
SPEAKER_01
52:08 - 52:25
I have to go. It's a good party. Thank you. Of course. Thank you. You're hilarious. Oh my god. No, thank you so much. You finally got your tea. Yes. It ain't that good. It's better than nothing.