Transcript for #12 - Joe Rogan

not record and son ladies and gentlemen welcome to the broadcast and we are around right now bitch I'm gonna get it so you can say that if that Twitter for like a cooking up call it twilight a terrible way to start off this show no one heard that shit what are you talking about people online right now this is like a hundred people online I'm sure I see how many people got 94 people. Did anybody hear that? They said, no, I don't care. We'll go down the joke. Wow, this is blocky as fuck. Look how goofy it looks. What's happening? Eddie and Joe, when are we coming back to Philly? We'll be back to Philly eventually. I don't know when the UFC's gonna be back in Philly, but people been calling for young Betty Bravo to be on the Joe Rogan podcast. He's here ladies and gentlemen, there he is, Eddie Bravo. Man, there's like a five second delay. I know. It's awkward. So guys, we're here in Charlotte, North Carolina. Pretty fucking badass town. It's nice here. People are all friendly. I like it. I like it.

Yeah, drive around, get to know the place. I like it here, man. It's real. It's all spread out. It's a, you know, it's like no congestion. People are all friendly. There's no tension here. It's a good size city. Charlotte's a good size city. It's not, not too crazy.

Zero security. You're telling stalkers how I can move fighters.

It's too far. These are eyes bad. Is my eyes bad? Yes. Your eyes be bad. Well, we froze up. Used to him kind of sucks. You know, they all suck these things. It's the the internet stock quite ready for the shit yet.

We haven't been shitting town really.

Last time I had a show, a place called Emissus South Dan, a lot of fun, great crowd, good times. And afterwards, it was a gentleman's club down the street. We had to bring some dudes, came to my show. They had two books. They wanted Eddie to sign. It's actually a kind of funny story. And they wanted Eddie to sign his books. So we had to get the books over to Eddie. But then we went to a waffle house and fucked up some waffles. Yeah, that was a good time. Good times my friend. Good times. What do I think about synthetic cannabis that's legal? That's kind of interesting shit, you know about that man. They have a marinal? No, no. It's a synthetic cannabis. It's like, you know how they had that when the whole balco scandal came out, what it was was a steroid that they had made that was just slightly different from regular steroids and was undetectable in tests because the regular steroids were what they were looking for and the test they weren't looking for this stuff. Well, that's the same thing with this. There's a synthetic cannabis that you can smoke it as the same effects and it doesn't show up in tests. What does it look like? It looks like weed.

And they just wow. They've just grown it. I mean, it makes sense. I mean, they figured out a way to, I didn't know about that. Botanists have figured out a way a long time ago to put THC into other things. They like, there was an article online where this guy was trying to put THC into Mados. Get tomatoes to grow THC. They can fuck with plants and have them, you know, different plants produce more vitamin C and different plants to certain things. You know, they're trying to figure out how to make these, uh, I guess they have figured out how to win a midway, how to make weed that doesn't show up in, in drug tests. Pretty crazy. And it's legal. So if you work for UPS or something like that, and they can't smoke weed, you can smoke the fuck out of this time. How long has this been out? It's been out for a while, man. They're trying to, uh, make it illegal. It's a big deal now. They're trying to make it illegal. Yeah, sure. 30 bitches. So you could sell it anywhere.

That stuff's not real at all.

I think it's whack. That is the weakest shit ever that fake weed that they sell and it's so dumb. But they say that that's like a big part of their advertising revenue. I think that's just because they're fucking lazy. You know, you tell me that Everyone's afraid of weed. They can't advertise their products and your magazine. Come on. But yeah, you can self-fake weed. You're just ripping people off. That's all that is. That stuff doesn't get anyone high. But this other stuff does. This other stuff is real shit. This episode is brought to you by Robin Hood. You want financial security for you and your family? Well, you gotta make it happen. The world doesn't owe you a living and that's how I've always approached my finances and you can too with Robin Hood. Robin Hood pioneered commission-free stock trading over a decade ago and they continue to offer innovative products to help you maximize your money's potential. with over 23 million funded customers, Robin Hood is helping people build a better financial future. Robin Hood gives you complete autonomy to make investments to pursue your future goals, whatever they are. Maybe you want to look towards investing for your family's future, investing for retirement, or even a vacation to the Bahamas. We all have some bucket list items to cross off, and Robin Hood has tools to help you pursue them. Investing a small amount now could make a big difference 30 years down the road. Take control of your financial future with Robin Hood. Download the app or visit Robinhood.com to learn more. Disclosure. Investing involves risk and loss of principle is possible. Returns are not guaranteed. Other fees may apply. Robin Hood Financial LLC. Remember, SIPC is a registered broker dealer. This episode is brought to you by Zippercouter. Look, patience is good at all, but if you're just sitting around waiting for everything good to come your way, well, you're going to be disappointed and you're going to miss out on some amazing opportunities like your dream vacation. You have to work. Save that money and actually plan it out. It's never going to happen if you just sit on your couch at home thinking about it. And the same applies to your company. You don't want to miss out on hiring the best people for your team. And luckily, there's an easy solution. that you can use. It's Zipper Couter. Try it for free right now at zippercouter.com slash rogan. They'll find you qualified people for your role quickly. And once you find someone you like, Zipper Couter can help put you at the front of the pack. Just use their pre-written invite to apply message to connect with your favorite candidates ASAP. So, let ZipperCruiter give you the hiring hustle that you need. See why, four out of five employers who post on ZipperCruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Just go to zippercruiter.com slash rogan to try it for free. Again, that ZipperCruiter.com slash rogan. ZipperCruiter. The smartest way to hire. Eddie, what are you getting? Eddie is here to talk about UFOs already. Michael Shavello, the guy from K-1, and, you know, Dream, you know, the Australian dude that we hung out with, and he's a big UFO guy, and he was down at the Roswell Museum, and he actually saw UFO and took fucking photos of it and shed. Fuck. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, who the fuck knows, man.

Did I finish the entire plate of food you post on Twitter? I finished most of it. I fuck up some food folks. Especially after shows, after shows like the fuck up some food. You know, after UFC too, we burn off a lot of energy just talking. It doesn't seem like you would, but you do.

The red bands? What is that man? I don't know what he's doing. Did I watch that train wreck prison wives on the discovery channel? No, there's a show about would chicks whose husbands are in prison? Oh, I might have to t-va that out. Yeah. What channel? How t-va that? Discovery channel might be good. Oh, the history channel documentary I know what I saw. Yeah, I saw that one too. That was kind of interesting.

I know it dude, who lives in Arizona saw that. And he said he saw the big pyramid thing flying through the air.

He said it was a football field. He said it was gigantic. He said it was a gigantic big pyramid-shaped thing flying through the sky. Who the fuck knows? You know, my take on UFOs is if there really were aliens that could come here from another planet, Do you think that there would be so silly that they wouldn't disguise themselves? I think a lot of the shit we see all the time could be UFOs. I told him about that crazy dude that told me that he showed me pictures of clouds. Yes, there's a dude that I know is a comedian. It's a very nice guy and the other day I'm talking to him at the improv. And homeboy says, what do you think about UFOs? And I said, well, you know, hey, man, I don't know. I haven't seen one, but I don't discount the idea. It makes certainly possible. Obviously, we have spaceships and someone from other planets of their more intelligence than us, for sure they could have spaceships. So he starts pulling on his iPhone and the dude has dozens of pictures of clouds on his phone. And I'm like, what is that? What do you think about this? Look at this right there. And I go, it's cloud. And he goes, yeah, but it's an unusually shaped cloud. Look at it. And I'm like, oh no, he's crazy. I'm like he's fucking crazy. This dude takes pictures of clouds, all different clouds and he's convinced that these clouds are UFOs. Yeah. But on one hand, you got to think like, if you really are so super intelligent that you can visit from other planets, why would you, you know, for sure, we're working on cloaking devices right now. There's already this Japanese jacket that's been invented that basically takes an image of what's behind you and broadcast it on the front of the jacket. It's basically like predator type shit. You remember from the movie The Predator? Yeah. And they've really have this already. I mean, it's not perfected, but We can't travel other planets yet either. You know what I'm saying? So if someone from another planet is so much more highly intelligent than we are that they can actually travel here from other galaxies or older solar systems. For sure, they've figured something like this out. So when you're seeing the sky, I mean, it's very possible, you know, that what you're seeing is if there are UFOs, you would see an image of the sky behind the UFO being projected on the UFO. So you wouldn't see shit. You know, that said you would take into account how many UFOs are reported. I mean, it's like some ridiculous amount of UFOs reported. And if you take into account how many people see and don't report, they don't say anything because they want to look foolish. You know, that's a lot of goddamn UFOs. I think a lot of what people are saying. is military jets that they don't understand. Like when I was in, we did fear factor down near Edwards Air Force Base and they had stealth bombers that flew up. Dude, you just stealth bomber, you think that's a goddamn spaceship.

Well, I don't know why they can say aircraft from other worlds because I don't necessarily think we have. It's more likely. Perfect inventory of what exists in this.

I mean, that's the five percent of the chance because it's not from our government or the Russian government doesn't necessarily mean even it's from another plant. We don't know what the fuck is in the ocean. Well, you know, there was a whole History Channel documentary about that and people will well, that's ridiculous. That's nonsense. That's silly. It's silly that you can set a fucking picture that you could take this fucking thing and send a video across the sky into somebody else's phone in Australia. That's way more silly than some people from another planet have visited here or that there's something living in the ocean.

You know, um, how do you know, Alan Heineck, too is another excellent example that Jay Alan Heineck was the guy who was a charge of project blue book and he was told to by the government when they had this thing to explain away everything swamp gas, you know, uh, mass hysteria anything they could do to explain away UFO cases, but as he became more involved in project blue book and as he investigated more and more sightings and you know, and dealt with more and more evidence, he became absolutely convinced that UFOs were real. So, J.O. and Heinekou is, you know, a guy actually working to discredit UFOs eventually came out and started supporting the whole UFO movement. So, I think it's not ridiculous to think that we've been visited. I mean, we go to the Congo all the time and stare at chimpanzees. You know, I mean, if you were from another planet and you had the ability to travel here, why wouldn't you check out people? People are fucking completely ridiculous. They're probably fascinating. I mean, what would be more, we study lower forms of animals. We always have. And we have been doing this since the beginning of time. I mean, people have always been interested in botany and we've always been interested in studying different monkeys and different weird animals and other kinds. And that's the whole thing with Darwin. You know, it took You know, it took an account of all these different animals that he came across. We've always done shit like that. And I think if we were a much higher intelligence than human beings, we would want to do that with people. We would want to check out and see what the fuck people are up to. See if people are evolving, see what the bottleneck is as far as social and cultural evolution and see what the bottleneck is as far as technological evolution. And whether or not our technology is surpassing our ability as a human being like to to make rational decisions. I think it probably is right now, you know, they just fired up the large hatch on collider yesterday, you know, yesterday was like the first test.

You look like poja too. If you don't know, poja is Portuguese. Brazilian guys say poja all the time. It sort of means like fuck or balls. It means like a bunch of different things. They say it all the time. Oh, it's balls. It means balls. I think I mean, jizz. Oh, but jizz. Yeah, not balls. I heard a bunch of different translations.

That's funny. Am I not going to commentate? Yeah, I'm going to commentate that shit's in, uh, I'm going to leave in half an hour. We're chilling here in the hotel room getting ready to go down there and commentate. Yeah, I might commentate. What do I think about Scientology? I think it's, it's awesome if you gay and you want to cover it up. They're really good at that shit. It's all nonsense. All religions are nonsense. You know, you know, just as much as I know as far as what happens when you die, no one knows.

That's all that matters. The real problem is people. The real problem is the same. If you know what it is, it's the same thing. When someone believes in something, even if they believe in something completely irrational, they want everyone else to believe in it too. People love everyone else to be on their team. That's why like if you ever talk to people that use windows and they find out they're used Mac and they're like, what the fuck man, use Mac, Mac's for Faggot's and they get crazy like they want you to use windows. It's like people want you to be Muslim. They want you to be a psychologist. They want you to be a Catholic. That's the real problem is that people want you to subscribe to their ideology. But the idea behind it, being a better person and treating everybody as if they're yourself. And that's the way to go. It really is. But that fucking handing out the basket and fucking kids and all that other shit that

I saw that deliver us from evil. They're recommended. Come on. He recommended this documentary and you guys should check it out too. It's called deliver us from evil. If you want to find out how fucked up the Catholic Church really is, oh my God, is this incredible? You see the whole thing? Yeah. Well, I couldn't watch the whole thing. I watched about an hour and ten minutes into it.

Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't take it. I wanted to kill him. I mean, it's really a really sick, sick documentary about this priest who is responsible for molesting hundreds of kids. And, you know, they covered it up, they kept moving, and they moved them all over the country. And, really, it's incredible. And this is going on right now that gigantic scandal that's happening right now with the Pope. I mean, the Pope had knowledge of all this fucking shit that was going on. There's so many pedophiles.

And then they lose it. You ever seen that video, God hates Fags? No. The guy who was gay guy who was singing about being Christian. You never seen that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You never seen that? No, no, no, no, no, no. You never seen that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And I gotta get my hair dead. Come on, man. Yeah, let's go. We gotta check this out. People don't get to see on YouTube.

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This is a real fucking song, man. This is a real Christian guy. We sing in this.

Come on, the world is way better than any comedy that you should do, guys. It's just not put together like it's not anything. You gotta go find it. You gotta go put all the parts together. But the world has way more comedy than anything you've ever made than your own. Look at this guy.

How horrible must it be to be a gay dude and be religious and to think that God hates you? You could always be a priest. If you haven't seen that video, you got to watch it because it's completely ridiculous. And by the way, totally real. You know, the fucking dude is a gay guy who converted to Christianity and he's like, you know, trying to tell people the right way to go. Wow. It's pretty awesome. It's pretty awesome stuff. Where's your lighter? Yeah, put it up in the air, bro. Well, I was good. Lighter. Oh, yeah. Do we watch Tim and Eric? Yeah, man.

Mmm. That fucking thing, uh, dance floor Dale. If you haven't seen that, do a Google search for dance floor Dale is gotta be one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen in my life. The weirdest, funniest things on the internet ever. Dance floor Dale, you gotta see this, gotta find it. Find it. It's online. It's on my website. You can find it on JoeRogan.net.

There's a good question for you. What does Damian Mai and his Jiu-Jitsu bring to the table that Latis didn't versus Sova? Because Damian Mai is fighting Anderson Sova next month and Abu Dhabi next week, dude. I think Abu Dhabi next week.

I hope that's true, but I didn't think he was going to charge Stan with Nate either.

He's training with Van Delay and Van Delay, you know, a known brawler. You know, do you think that that style of getting in there and just mixing it up and getting ugly? That's a, it's not a good style for a guy who's not very technically proficient at striking.

Yeah, we've definitely seen Anderson been taken down before, you know, I mean, we've got taken down many times by Travis Looter. Travis Looter probably had the most success, but you got to think about that fight. Travis Looter fought Anderson 11 weeks after Anderson had knee surgery on both knees. So that probably wasn't the best representation of his wrestling. then Dan Henderson took him down as well, and when Dan Henderson took him down, he wasn't able to do anything to him. He just kind of held him down the ground, punched him a few times, but really couldn't get anything going. So that's the big questions. Is Anderson's jujitsu good enough to stifle Damien Maya? Because Damien Maya had a hard time with Dan Miller in his last fight. Really couldn't get anything going with him. I mean, he crowned a pound of them, and he beat him by decision, but never came close to finishing him with a submission. No. And I think Dan Miller is a real good real tough guy, but I think Anderson's jujitsu is Elisa's good as Miller's. I mean, I'm paper at least he's a black belt and Miller's a grandma.

The other thing about Anderson is that Anderson has had elbow problems for years. He's had bone chunks floating around his elbow that made training really difficult. He would have to ice his elbows after training. Sometimes he couldn't do any weak lifting and he's strength in conditioning because his elbows hurt. He finally got all that shit fixed. He got the elbow chunks, the piece of bone taken out. So we're going to see an Anderson silver that's in a better condition than we've seen him in a long, long time. He's at a problem throwing his right hand because of it, which is really hard to believe when you see his fights. Big country Nelson went tonight by Fat Mission. How dare you? I'm a type of man, fat, a big guy like Roy Nelson. That weight centralized in his stomach. He knows how to hold you with that shit. That can keep you in a certain position. He's really good at keeping his weight on you. We have a dude that we train with. Brent gets the inside control man. That motherfucker is really hard to get off you. And he's built similar to Big Country, not as fat, but he's got a big gut. And, you know, and he's talented as well. He's a good jujitsu guy. And when he gets on top of you and, you know, he gets a good position. You is really hard to shake him off you. He plants that weight down on you and holds you in place. And Big Country, if I had a guess what's going to happen tonight with Struff, you know, I would say that Big Country, if he gets him down the ground, Struff's going to be in a lot of trouble.

He's been really good. I mean, so Frank me or was it like 11 to nothing in a submission match?

He's only 22. That's the other thing about that kid. He's really young. He's got a massive massive amount of time ahead of him. You know, and a lot of potential. And he's got crazy heart. Remember in Germany when he got cut wide open was bleeding all over the place. And who did he fight in that fight? He got trouble and got cut real bad and he still pulled it out and wound up submitting the dude so it was pretty badass. doing another eustream tonight maybe maybe we will forget back to the hotel it'll be late here and I don't go to bed until late on the west coast so it'll be early for me so yeah we could do that we could come after the after party and do it do it non-sober this is a sober version of the eustream because I got to go do the broadcasting right now go me or can flow who the fuck knows son that's why they got to do it I think it's exciting having gone me over here I would like to see him over here years ago but You know, he's still young and he's got a lot to prove, you know, and I think he's trained in real hard. He looked really in real good shape and he's saying all the right things that he wants to really make another run and get another run at P.J. K. And he's obviously got to get through tentative to do that. So I think it's going to be really interesting. He's a solid wrestler and he's a big power puncher. He hits hard. So I think Kenny's going to try to use his legs. Kenny's got a real good leg kicks, real good movement. He's going to try to use his footwork, work him with leg kicks, and then if it goes to the ground, he'll try to submit him and cut him up with elbows. The thing about Gomi is, Gomi has not fought anybody ever with the elbow rules. You know, elbows are different, man, especially the cage. You know, cage and elbows, you know, it's those are two totally different things that he's never experienced before. So it's going to be going to be interesting and Kenny Man, he gets better every time.

I'll show you the start in about 10 minutes.

Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. My house will do a full version. Yeah, sure. All right. Um, you want to leave with us? You know what? I'm going to just take my own car. Okay. I'm going to be ready to get the rental. Yeah. I'll see you there, man.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 515. Yeah. It's only. It's 405 right now. Ladies and gentlemen, finally we're alone. So, uh, That's the story. I got to leave in 10 minutes, so I should get my shit going. Yeah, I wanted to do just a little show because I couldn't do one last week because I had a staff infection that I had to deal with, so I didn't fucking die. That's the problem with your jitterman, you know, you grow with dirty motherfuckers and you get weird skin shit, you know, weird diseases. I know I do to get herpes on his head. What? Yeah, you can get herpes from jitter, not good. The deal with me getting a series radio show. I'm going to do a weekly show. I think I'm going to do like a six week run, a trial run. And it's all dependent on my scheduling because I just signed a deal to write a book. I've been writing it for a while, but they're going to go shading about a deal. And finally got the right deal. And I was in New York last week and I met with the publishers. They came out to see me when I performed at Gotham. So I got a nice deal. And I'm getting ready. And the deal is that I have to finish the book by August. So I'm going to be guns blazing trying to write this thing and finish it. And most of the stories, it's going to be mostly about my the beginning days of doing stand up because I have so many crazy stories about bad road gigs and just struggling on the road and, you know, like what it's like to be And really an amateur comedian tried to, you know, go out there and get people to laugh for money and, you know, and how fucking crazy it is and how unsure it is and how you really have no idea if it's ever going to work out and you feel, you know, it's completely insecure, you know, you feel like there's no way this is ever going to really turn out to be a career and, and how nutty some of the fucking gigs I've done were. And why wasn't you at way in yesterday? I don't even think I'm going to answer that. It's so retardedly written. But if somebody else asks it, I'll answer it. I was at the way in, because I didn't get any time. My flight didn't land until four o'clock. So they had Goldberg do the way in and then I had my show last night. Yeah, because we were in New York and then flew back to New York Sunday. I had Monday to stay home with my family and then Tuesday flew out again. so unless I stayed here in Charlotte there was no way really I was going to be able to get to the way ends but you know I didn't really this is so much traveling I need to be home at least a couple days a week otherwise I got nutty when you have baby spend it just can't wait to go home the same you know house hardy's on hardy's fun hardy's done that many problems there's nothing wrong with them I can't believe it I you know is is shoulder his arms You know, I think George St. Pierre didn't quite have the on bar right, but the Commora. There was at one point time in the Commora. I thought it was just going to rip off. I mean, it looked pretty bad. Bring back some chicks from the after party at least. I can't do that anymore. I made babies and I made it made a wife and all that shit. When I do want to show the disease and Zari, I don't know him, but I think, yeah, I think he's on that show. The Kevin and Bean show that I'm doing this weekend, April Foolishness. I think it's either Friday or Saturday night. One of those, I'm not sure which. Well, I'll tell you right now.

Yeah, it's Saturday. It's up to Gibson, Ampitheater, and Universal, and I'm pretty sure it's way sold out. Those guys always sell out their shows. It's a really good line up, too. A lot of funny comedians. I did it last year with Pat Nozz, Walt did it, Ray Monroe. Ray Monroe, Pat Nozz, Walt, Jeff Ross, a bunch of good guys. I know Jeff's on it again this year. I think Jay Moore's on it again this year, too. He's very ony hot or what? She's hot if you're not gay. If you're gay, it's probably not hot. The buffer 360 tonight, I think he said he would never do that again. I think he said the buffer 360 is going to retire and put that shit in the books. It's over sun. What do I think about crop circles? I think they're incredible geometric patterns. Well, they're not humans made them with the fuck knows. I mean, there's a lot of people that argue that it's impossible for people to make them, that there's, you know, three times the size of a football field and they appear overnight and they're in perfect geometric patterns and circles and everything. I don't know, you know, I think it's very intriguing. You know, at the very least, some of them are fascinating because they're so fucking huge, you know, and If really, I mean, if people really are making these things, you know, and they're flattening them out and just leaving them there, it's like, wow, it's such incredible geometric art. You would think that they would want to take credit for that. You know, if it's just a hoax, it's incredible that it's a hoax that they've kept up for this long. How sneaky are they? And what's the benefit of that? What's the reward? I don't know. I mean, I don't have an opinion one way or another though. I think it's also possible that it could be some sort of an experiment that they do to impose geometric patterns in these fields. It might be something that they do, you know, from the sky or something like that and who the fuck knows how they're doing it. If you talk to some people that say that these patterns, the way they're made, that the nodes of these plants have been blown out, like they've had energy pulsed through them, like microwaves, like expanded. I don't know though. I really personally have not done enough research and really paid attention to both sides of the argument. I know one side of the argument is that it's bullshit and the other side of the argument is that it's aliens. You know, in both of them seem pretty ridiculous, so I'm not exactly sure. what I think about that shit. So, what do I think about the Luke Stewart Andre Galval fight? I thought that fight was really interesting. I was blown away by that Luke Stewart guy. That guy has incredible sweeps, man. He's relentless. I thought he won the fight. I thought he beat him with stand up, and I thought his ground game, a negated Galval's ground game, and he swept him a bunch of times, and I thought he edged him. You know, I thought it was a real close fight, but I thought Stuart edged him. But man, he blew me away. Luke Stewart is a bad motherfucker. And I'm really looking forward to his next fight. That was really, really impressive. UFC 115 Cincinnati, they say that might be possible if the Vancouver thing falls to her. I don't know if that's fallen through or not. I haven't heard it directly from the horses mouth. So when I hear it, I'll find out. any more documentaries like the Union coming out. Yeah, I did a documentary on DMT. It's called DMT the Spirit Molecule and it should be done in May and probably out for release sometime around the summer. I know they're taking it to film festivals and they're bringing it all over the place, but it's a documentary mostly about different people's experiences on DMT and I on the narrator. So that's the deal. Do I know who Bob was ours? Yeah, Bob was ours. I got claims to work for Area 51 and You know, he's kind of been discredited with a lot of things, especially like his education. I guess he kind of like told some lies about where he went to school and what his degrees are in, but very intelligent guy and he obviously knew a lot about that area, about area 51, whether or not he really did have any contact with UFOs or with alien spacecraft or any of that stuff. I mean, It could be total 100% worship or it could be true. I mean, it's really hard to tell. But when a guy who lies about his education lies about, you know, certain aspects of his background, you kind of assume that he's probably lied about other things as well. You know, I don't know. And again, I don't really have an opinion either way. Interesting to watch him talk about. He's very confident. You know, he's very confident, which could mean either A, he's crazy. And that's why he's confident or B, he's telling the truth. All right. I got to get the fuck out of here because the car is picking me up in two minutes. I just wanted to bust out a nice quick one right here for you guys and say what's up. So thank you everybody for tuning in and we'll do one. Probably this weekend. I'll have Eddie come over to my house and we'll do like a full long last one maybe Friday. And that's it, my friends. Thank you very much. Enjoy the fights tonight. They're live on Spike TV tonight. There's, uh, I don't know what time it comes on, but it's right before the ultimate fighter. So it's a fight night. Kenny Florian versus Gome is the headliner. It's going to be a six-sick fight and Ross Pearson's on the car too against Dennis Seaver. Looking forward to that too. 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