Transcript for #1288 - Jon Reep

So bad. Yeah, we're alive. Um, do you drink? Do you want a zero alcohol? Can I can? Sure. If you have it one? Yeah, your phone. Zero alcohol. Let's get crazy.

Zero alcohol. How many calories, though? We scared. How much bro? Tastes day alive. That's gonna get you. I mean, I got plenty of calories already. I have to ask you, do you drive in in a hammy?

That's outrageous. I had one for a little while. Just a little while. Yeah, I figured like you would have to have one for quite a long time.

There it is. Look at that badass. Did they give you one or did you just go out and buy one?

Yeah, but to do that with shitty cars, too.

Yeah, Brendan Shaw's been showing up and he got a raptor. Oh, yeah. Realize how wide those things are until you stand in front of them like a huge fuck a giant vehicle and then try to valley that thing anywhere in Los Angeles.

Well, the worst is if you try to valley a stick shift, I tried to get a valley my keys to my Bronco and he didn't know what to do. Like, you don't know how to drive a stick shift. He goes, no, I go, what the fuck are you doing here, man? How can you have this job? Yeah.

I don't think so. No.

It's going gone. Yeah. Porsche doesn't make him any more. The American muscle cars are one of the last holdouts. Like Corvette and Camaro. I haven't driven a stick in a long time. Mustangs.

Yeah. When you're in Italy, they all drive stick shifts, even like many vans. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. Everything's a stick shift over there. I'm not sure why.

Well, if I was in where I was in Italy, it was in Revello, which is very small, little roads. It's very tiny and it's like crazy congestion because of tourism. Yeah. And the guy was always on the clutch. Back and forth, back and forth, I was like, This is got to be annoying as fuck you need automatic and this like LA right if you're in if you're commuting to LA bumper to bumper every day You're gonna want an automatic exact. That's what happened right.

But if you're on a mountain road, like the angels crest highway. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And if it's a woman, you've got to go woo. Don't get too close to this one.

She's driving Stickships. Like, well, she's a rebel. She might be a problem, right? She might be quite in bed though. Maybe. Yeah, for a little while. And then she gets mad at you for email for 12 years. I didn't even know you that. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. I can't go back to practice.

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It tastes like a regular beer.

That is, that is wasted to help. Like someone was doing coke and they decide it's not have a spaceship. It does. Oh my god. Yeah, it looks like they like it. He's at the planet or a spaceship on the front of it.

But you're not missing your fingers. But what you might have that fucking hands and not gonna fit on that thing? Yeah. You might have to be able to do that.

Yeah, I just take a picture. Yeah, but never typing. No way. I thought that was the move. I'm like, oh, once we go sideways, that's gonna be the shit. Maybe try it on an iPad.

Look at that little front screen. Like you got a bunch of shit that comes in on it. Look at that. Oh, like apps and stuff, I guess. Boy, that's, you know, no one's buying that song. How am I gonna say it?

But here's the thing, there are so many options now. If you don't like Apple and you're committed to like an Android phone, there's so many options. Yeah. Why would you buy that thing?

That's also part of the problem, right? Yeah, that would be gone. Like, where do you bring that thing to get it fixed? Yeah. Yeah. The screen cracks and you bring it to the mall. What is it? Yeah, the Cosmo communicator, bro.

Yeah, we can't do this in 10 minutes. That's the thing's a mess.

There's an indication of you need to get you shit together. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, if your phone looks like a like a haunted house.

Like a girl who can deal with a little crack, that's probably his own character.

She's easy going. Yeah. She doesn't even need to wear makeup, bro.

It's a full-on-spotter-way. Because that part of the glass won't work in you.

They break in like crazy apparently. Flex phone. But then is it flexible, then? Yeah. Well, how does that one work? All I'm seeing is like, yeah.

It's like a pillar and a shitty hotel All right. Second Miami's up there by full-for-hour. Yeah, someone needs to clean the tank. They have a Huawei house, a Flex phone. It looks way better than the Samsung one. It looks thinner and it looks like they just nailed the design better. And on the side of it. This is it.

It folded half. Yeah. Yeah, they're making these things where you can flex them and bend them like a thousand times. Oh, how weird. Yeah. That's weird. How much? Look how fat that thing is. That's like carrying a VHS tape in your pocket.

Oh, it works.

Yeah. Well, for sure, you're going to see people at concerts holding up looks like 12 inch iPads. Yeah. It's going to be these goddamn things in the future.

Oh, yeah.

iPad. I have a Tesla and the Tesla has this huge screen. Right. It's enormous. Yeah. Yeah. And you get so used to it.

So I go from that to another car with a little tiny navigator. It's been like, what is this bullshit? Yeah, it's funny how you get used to things. It's like I really have a Thomas guide. I want to first have one of those. Did you have one of those? Yeah, and you came to LA? God, you have the pole over every five feet. Bill Burr had one of those as recently as 2011. Wow, I really came to my house and it's fucking Prius. He's still as a Prius that asshole. He's probably got a billion dollars. He's got a fucking priest. He pulls into my driveway and I see the Thomas guy in his back seat. He's like, yeah, that was fucking that navigation shit. What if that goes down?

You can't figure way around town.

I knew how to do it, man. Back in the day. Oh, E-10. I know how to do that. You go E. Yeah. E-10. That's why I need to go. I'll write it down. Yeah, that was always dangerous. fuck up and you're in a super-mastic and community chickens around.

Yeah. Is Sun Valley sketch? Never been a Sun Valley. I think it is. Yeah.

So fucking high now. Yeah, it wasn't even five bucks a gallon. Yeah.

What was your first car? My first car was a 1973 Shavelle. Shavelle SS. It was a shit box. I drove it from the guy's house to my house and then it died. It never worked again. I think I drove it to my girlfriend's house. And then I drove it back to my house. And then I died. Yeah, and I called the guy up by him and your fucking car died. He came and gave it but he gave me the money back and took his car. So what happened to my car? I'm like a died. It doesn't work. Wow. And so you had it like a day. I had it for a day. And then my That's horrible. Yeah, then I had a 1968-442 that I wrapped around on a telephone pole. Oh shit. Yeah, whoops. Hydroplained. Yeah. Yeah. If you didn't know how to drive back then, you had like kind of balding tires and you hit some water. Yeah. Cars would just go sideways.

Nothing's happening. I was just going sideways. I can't believe this shit. I just got this car. I had that one for a few months and then bang. Fuck that one up. Just hydroplating. Just hide by yourself. No, I was with a couple of guys from school. You might get hurt. No, we're alright.

It's like a little cake for art. Yeah, I remember they used to do so small. These would do Ferrari kits for those. Yes. But they turned into a fake test of Rosa. Yeah. put a car bra on there. Yeah, this was, those were interesting. My friend Joe had one of those, too. Those were cool little cars.

That is adorable. Those cars are so gross when people do that. Yeah. And it's obvious. Well, it's like, what do you, no one wants that once you, is that one? That can't, no, that. Is that really aero? That's a great job. That's crazy. That one actually looks good. Yeah, what's that? You can trick some really dumb girls with that. You can go with Miami. Let me see yourself on the really dumb ones. Like if that's the like if you were only looking for really dumb gals. Yeah, that's your kind of dumb gold diggers.

What is that in the back? Yeah, it looks like slubbers. Yeah, it's probably a plastic rear window. Oh my god. They make some cars with plastic windows just to save weight. Okay, relax. Relax with that.

Totally. By slamming into a car that was just finished in a body shot.

There was, uh, Sarah and Jepatuch. Uber is that guy's friend. Yeah. Get on the Uber. Yeah. I love Uber. I wonder how much that's preventing drunk driving.

So it gives you a real easy option.

It's, it's great. It's kind of a weird organization, both of them. It's like, they're trying to figure out if they're employees or the contractors. Yeah. And then there's like, This fact that you're just getting into someone's car. You don't know them. Yeah. I mean, you assume that you get a limo, but there's a background track. Right. If you get a cab, you live in on the edge.

Talk about a fucking psychopath. Right. That's what you like. But you get like New York City cab drivers you get characters. You get either like angry white dudes or like guys who come from other countries. I could tell you cool stories. Yeah.

But now, you know what you get when you get into New York City cab driver, you get advertisements. You get screens, like they have little laptops facing. Yeah. And they play these, these kind of card machine back there. Yeah. And they play these, these videos about things about restaurants and this and that shows. That's perfect. It's own network at this point. Yeah. Like just the cab network. It is kind of right? It must be. Yeah.

Remember they used to do that HBO show Taxi Cab Confession? Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. I enjoyed that. I was like, who the fuck is signing this release with giving these people?

Like if you're fucked up on Coke and you get into a cab and you start just talking shit about all the crazy sexual stuff that you like. And then afterwards they're like, hey, you're going to be on HBO. You're like, fuck yeah, I am inside that thing.

How does that work? Like, does that mean you fail to get the hammered? That's got to be some loophole. I was wondering about that ketchup predator show. Yeah. Why the fuck would they have to sign a release? Do they? Yes! Or cops. They have to sign a release. Yeah. You have to sign a release. So, yeah.

Well, that shows definitely in trapmen. Yeah. But it's in trapmen, I support. Yeah, totally. I support in Tratman if it's like, yeah, yeah.

I want to fuck a six year old person. And they're like, yeah, do, okay, get in the cage, fucking piece of shit. That's right. Yeah, this started in Tratman.

So I'm going to talk you in the fucking anybody under 18. Right. Right. How do they get away with that?

I think you understand that you have no rights. Is that right? Well, you have rights. Bernie Sanders wants you to be able to vote, even if you're a terrorist. Have you seen that? Is anybody in jail for anything? Yeah. It's like you should still be able to vote. Like, oh, okay. Oh, there's a lot of people in jail. That's true. What if they count as residents of the state? Like, what if you have like a maximum security prison somewhere, right? And these prisoners have everything, like, they have all day, right? They don't have anything to do. and they register a vote while they're in there. If you have a few hundred thousand prisoners, you literally can shift an election one way or the other. That's true. All you have to do is get into that prison and go, hey guys, here's a deal. I'm for shortening your fucking sentences. Okay? Yeah. I'm forgetting you better lawyers. People would start campaigning in prisons. That's true.

Yeah, he just truck in the cartons. Yeah, of cigarettes. How'd you win this election? Marvel Reds. What's that guy's name? Buttigiegige. What's his name? Oh, yeah.

Tells he garbage my girl. I'm voting for her. I decided. Oh, I like her. I'm a matter of person. I don't know. I give up. I give up. I'm not paying attention to anything else. Tells he's garbage. but um if you could go into a prison like what is a what's a what's a giant prison population what's the biggest one I don't know we think the biggest one is the biggest one uh I don't know what to be in New York California there was that one isn't there a giant one in Colorado that Joey was talking to me doesn't want to take the serial kills they stop them on the ground What's the biggest one? Let's take 50,000 before he looks at it. Okay. Do you say 50,000 prisoners?

That's probably a lot of people. Think about 50,000 spread out. Right.

What's the small one? It's small. It's probably some old and rinky. Thank you. Yeah. But a bit. I'm gonna say a little lighter. I'm gonna say 30,000. I'm gonna say 30,000. It's the biggest. Will you put money on this? I'll put a dollar on this. I'll get a fuck bro. I'll bet you.

What do we got?

Let's go with thieves. Let's go with the medium security. Maximum is like violent crimes, right? Biggest prison. Yeah. The biggest prison. That's why I looked at largest prison.

That's the thing that popped up. That's the thing that popped up. That's the thing that popped up. That's the thing that popped up.

Oh, that's even higher criminal level. Yeah. That was like where they put the ice in one and three hours a day.

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Yeah 100% yeah a hundred percent like That was my take on Chelsea Manning, who's now free, like they tortured her. They tortured her. They did. Yes, she was naked in a cage by herself for years. I think it was like the whole, she was in solitary. We have to find this out once Jamie's done with this search.

Okay, so we are way way off by a factor. We are so pessimistic.

Those dirty bastards are stuff. I mean on top of each other's problems.

Yeah, what's the largest private prisons? You see if that's Yeah, but the Chelsea Manning thing, she was in solitary confinement when she was still a dude. Does that count? Like, uh, as her being like, as two different studies say that you say Bradley or do you say Chelsea when she hadn't changed yet? He's still say Bruce Jenner won the Olympics. Oh, do you say Caitlyn well Bruce won the Olympics. No, no, no Caitlyn What does it say he's Caitlyn now? You know if you dead name him you'll get kicked off a Twitter dead name him. Do you know that dead naming him?

Oh, you didn't know so say if you'd become Joe Hanna, a reep. Yes. If you decided at the stage of the game, you know what, fuck him, he's transition. Yeah, I'm I'm wearing a transfer. Yeah, it's time to get my legs waxed.

Wow. So that's probably about as big as it gets.

Yeah. So it's in the 30s. The 3300 or 3500. What about the world? So if you you've changed your name with Johanna. And I started saying, Hey, John, what's it like wearing dresses, pretend you're a girl. That's dead naming you. I dead named you because I called you.

Yeah, but that's his dead name.

God, you're so insensitive. I can't believe this. I find this day an age. I'm gonna make you subscribe to the list. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get your shit together. Oh, shit. You need to get up much time. It's a bro. It's so way behind. I'm just kidding about Melissa. I don't know what she's doing. Yeah, I don't know either.

Yeah, she's very political. Yeah, she's always arguing people. I think that's one of them people. You know, they they booted John Woods, you know, John Woods the actor. They booted him off the Twitter. What can it's I'm naughty. I don't think he did anything that big a deal.

Yeah, do they really?

15,000 prisoners.

That's a lot though. If you go to a theater, like if you didn't arena, like 15,000 people like Madison Square Garden, that's a lot of fucking criminals.

So the Chelsea Manning thing, like now she's free, but then she got locked up again for contempt of court. But I think when she was locked up in solitary confinement, they took away her clothes. They wouldn't let her have clothes because they thought she was suicidal. Really? Mm-hmm.

That's a good question. Maybe that's why they put her in solitary. All right, right. Protector from dudes.

Or just you don't get the sex change anymore. You just have to identify. Oh, okay, there you go. Oh, good. Do you see that male who identifies the female just broke all these world records and weightlifting to do one just came out? Wonderful. That's congratulations, everybody. You broke everything. You're so progressive, we're all capacitors that we broke everything. You have men that are winning women's world records in fucking weightlifting, which is like the dumbest shit for men and women to compete against. So there's every one thing. Even though like the tennis argument, it's like, well, you know, Billie Jean King beat Bobby race. Yeah, but Bobby race was 55. She was 29 and they say that he threw the match because he'd bet against himself. All right. He was a big gambler. That was what I heard. Yeah. I would say that too if I lost. Yeah. You know, I would say I threw the match.

This is the woman. The one. Yes. Says Chelsea. This is the women who's winning.

Okay. Let's get a look.

Yeah. See, there we go. Seems there we go. Huh. That seems like a very strong man. Yeah, so how much weight is that? It doesn't really be a lot of weight. So this is about this is about reps here. Yeah, 313315. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. That's a ridiculous amount of weight for a woman lift and to if you're gonna be a real woman biological woman excuse me and lift that kind of weight you have to be a real outlier. Yeah, it's it's very rare. Yeah, but this is so ridiculous.

What does it say? One guy in the comments say congratulations on your action performance. Screw anybody tries to knock achievements. The hard work speeds for itself. Hey, whoever you are. Fuck you. Yeah.

In the case of what it is happening in the first place because people tolerate this. That is nuts. If you, if you had a daughter that trained her whole life to be a weightlifter, she's really into it and this fucking guy decides to identify as a woman and then competes as a woman and weightlifting. It's just fucking stop. Yeah. Everybody just stop. You're in crazy town. This is officially crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Out of our fucking mind. I don't know how it's legal. What's the legal? It has nothing to do with being open-minded or tolerant. It has something to do with logic. Just basic reason. This is craziness. This is you're enabling people to do something that's preposterous. This is nothing to do with being open-minded or kind to people. I'm 100% for people being trans. Sure. I'm 100% for people doing whatever they want to do. She's just don't hurt anybody and I'm cool with that. Same here. But this is just you're in make believe town. Why not pretend you're a fox and go live in the forest? Like you're in make believe this is make believe you can't you can't just decide you're a woman and compete with women right? No, that's make believe you can all I there's no advantage make believe that's make believe this person a vanage You fucking know there's an advantage yes everyone knows this is crazy.

What is that before and after is a two different looks? I don't want to shame this person. Look, someone's letting her do this. That's the problem. There should be a transgender league or there should be some rules where you have to compete with the chromosome of your birth. You don't have to fucking compete. Most people don't compete in organized sports. Most people don't. And if your trans, maybe that should be something you can't do it. And particularly for girls who transition to boys, you know, that school in Texas that won't let this girls transitioning to a boy. They won't let her compete with boys. So they make her compete with girls and she's on fucking testosterone. Right. So she's taking testosterone to be, or he's taking testosterone, whatever you want to say. I get so confused. Yeah. Yeah. To become a boy. Zer is taking testosterone to become a boy. Yes. And then now is forced to wrestle with women with young girls. In fact, all jacked. Right. Jack like a boy. It's like a boy wrestling girls.

You can get a little thumb. You grow a thumb. Yeah. That's what happens.

I wonder. The one that if they remove those parts, you know, because they do has to rectities on women when they have disease and when if they do that when a man, when a man transitions from a woman. Yeah.

Yeah, when you used to be a woman and then you're going to a dad. Yeah. What do they do? I just can't wait to the day where they can do it genetically. Where a woman really becomes a woman. Like a man becomes a woman or a woman becomes a man. But guess what? Even if they do, here's the issue. If you knew that a woman took steroids for 30 years, and developed insane tendon strength and muscle strength and then stop doing steroids. It is a scientific fact that you are going to keep a very big percentage of those gains. What are the gains? What is the percentage? 30% or 40%? Whatever the fuck it is. Whatever percentage that you would keep after you get off the steroids, that is significant. And even if you're not currently on these performance enhancing drugs, your body has been artificially boosted to this superior level through these drugs.

Well, I mean, I think if you take estrogen in the probability, I don't know. I'm not a fucking doctor. I'm a moron, but what I do know is when this is we're in nonsense land. It's not saying that someone can't become a woman and be a woman and I'll call them a woman. I'll treat them like a woman. I'm cool with it. I'm 100% cool with it. I'm in this open mind as I come with this, but this is this is unfair for women, which is what's so ironic about this. Because everyone's supposed to be looking out for women. If you're looking out for women, but you're also blindly progressive to the point where you're letting shit like this fly. Well, now you're not looking out for women, right? Because now women are in this weird position where you're putting them at an unfair disadvantage. It's fucking crazy. I agree. God damn, it makes me want to drink real high in a can. I'm getting to you. Have any movie on this double zero? No, they just sent this stuff to me. It's good. Yeah. Um, I just love how I can light. I talk about that subject a little bit too much, but it's just it's a symptom of a six society. Yeah. It's a symptom of a lack of rational thinking. It's a symptom of people just just be bending over backwards so hard to be progressive and open-minded. that you're just, you're giving into these extremists, these crazy people that are looking at this thing completely delusional. When will it snap back? It's coming. Trump.

He's gonna win again. Yeah.

Who can, baby? They're not gonna be. There's no one who can, right? He's gonna win again. He's gonna win again because of shit like this. The more shit like this happens, there's a little chapter chart.

Donald Jr. was with a friend of a friend of mine, his name's Crispy. And he's a disabled veteran, or actually, he's very able, I should say, but he's wounded veteran. He was missing. He had his leg amputated. Burns over most of his body. Super positive attitude. Great guy. Anyways, he doesn't get political online. He took a picture with Donald Trump Jr. Right. And Instagram took it down for violating their terms of service. It's just a photo picture of just photo with President Sun. Yeah. Photo with him at Trump Jr. Just standing there. And they took the picture down. Like, what?

What are you doing?

Well, he posted it on his, he sent me a direct message about it, too. Yeah. I actually reached out to him because on follow him and he follows me and I was like, this shit real. And he's like, yup. And he's super positive about it. I mean, this guy served our country, too. And he's a great guy. Like his, he is. Is Instagram handle is crispy 11 B. Okay. Yeah, and he just put it up there and they said that they got him for terms of service and they took it down. He put it back up again. Good. Good for him.

Well, I know that this dude is not an attention-horror. He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that in lie about it. That's ridiculous.

And it could be a glitch too. Yeah, you know, sometimes it's a for to it is glitched. It looks like a massive conspiracy. Yeah, but he said they said I'm noticed it said it violated terms of services. So if he said that he said he said okay.

Yeah, that's what you want. I mean, it's just so weird what's going on now. It's just everything just seems so fucking preposterous.

Okay, here it is. Once I landed, I opened up Instagram and got a message that your post was taken down for violating Instagram guidelines. Did he post that? Yes, he did. Oh, there you go. Wait a minute. Let me see the dude. Yeah. I posted a thing saying it. Okay. Here's what he posted. Yeah. It said wounded veteran violated community standards by posting with Donald Trump Jr. He didn't post the actual notification, but he probably didn't even save it. Right. I would. Yeah. He's I believe him.

It is a sad. I think you also have overzealous employees. I think there's that too. Yeah. I think there's a huge company. Yeah. I mean, anybody can go wrong.

You think they're reading dickpicks.

Can you do that? Sure. So if you just had a bot, if you were to go back, I could do it right now. When an Instagram review it manually before they deleted it?

Well, that's one thing that we did learn from talking to Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter, like, it's impossible to manage. There's too many posts. They're going up right now by the thousands. Like, if you could see everyone, everyone in America posting on Twitter right now, be like,

Oh, being sane. I mean, yours probably goes.

I follow a lot of other people. Yeah. I follow a lot of other people. I just follow whenever whenever things someone's interesting. So he's got cool pictures. I follow that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what else this person's been sure they're not wacky. It's really funny. It's people get mad at you for certain people you follow. Yeah. Like people that you just stop following are Kelly.

Don't tell him what to do. Right. That's first of all. First of all, don't tell him what to do.

Second of all, what am I doing? Am I boosting up his profile?

He's fucking art killer. I don't know. Doesn't matter if I follow him if I don't. I want to know how crazy he is. That's right. Dude, did you see Tyron? Tyron with Lee? Well, you have see, uh, top well-to-weight former champion had a thing on his Instagram page of him watching. are Kelly getting interviewed, where he was denying that he knows how to hog tie people. It's laughing at him, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this, play this,

I follow our Kelly for the same reason. That's hilarious. Yeah, that I love real talk. If you ever watched a video real talk, we played it on the podcast multiple times. The real talk is one of the greatest unintentional comedies that's ever been real talk.

What is it? It's our Kelly song. Okay. Where he's an argument with his girlfriend on the phone. The while he's on the phone. I was girlfriend on the phone. He's like getting his hair done and shit. He's smoking stoke.

It's got like different outfits on. Yeah. And he's still in the conversation. And there's one part where he goes, bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes.

I serious about that. Listen, I absolutely feel for any person that he's victimized.

But you cannot deny that shit is fun.

That shit is fun. That shit is fun. That shit is fun. There is. Oh, I just played that.

The best African American saying about trifle trifling trifling and it's one that white people cannot use it's too I pronounce it too good.

How old is the word as much as they own the N word right stop trifling you can't be trifling you can't you can't announce the G in trifling Yeah, you can't fall in yeah, that's why white people are not allowed to use it It's out there trifling. He's out there trifling. He's out there trifling again shit He's just a bullshit.

Well, here's the thing. I bet gay guys use trifling. I bet gay guys will pull it out. I'll him over there with his trifling ass.

A travel rifle. They're thinking of banning those. They're good for long range.

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Yeah, that's a word, bro. That's a legit word. trifling shit. I was going to say something else. What did we we talked about right before? We talked about our Kelly Kelly.

Yeah, yeah, there was a whole series of videos. Yeah, I think a Z's had a whole thing on that. I think we did like a Z's and sorry did a bit on it I believe so I know he had a bit yeah about our Kelly it might have been about trapped in the closet Yeah. Trapped in the closet is great, but he can't fuck with real talk. Real talk. Real talk. Real talk.

Yeah, yeah, respect. Yeah, commitment.

It's animated. Oh my god. That's hilarious. Which one is this? Weird out has been around for a long time, man. I remember when Michael Jackson's beat it came out and he had eat it. Eat it.

How old is here? Weird out. It's going to be 85 years old.

So he was really young. Dr. Demento.

Weird out? Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Well, he's got some big nerfs. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, giant body of work. Yeah. I like his hair, too. He's got that. Apparently, he's a super nice guy, too. Yeah. And smart, I've heard.

He's definitely not trifling. Yeah, that's a word. There's certain words like that one. You just seem so ridiculous if you try to use it. Oh, this is what I was going to say. Yeah. We were talking about we weren't even talking about this. My daughter is watching these YouTube videos of this. There's this young gay fellow that does make up tutorials. He's enormous. He's enormous. He probably gets more views than any network show that's ever been created. How old was this fellow? He's young. He was like 20. Okay.

And they were saying it was him. Yeah. How dare they. He's all about makeup, not head signs of bitches. Keep it clean. But it's hilarious. My sister, I mean, my sister, my daughter sits in front of the TV cackling watching it.

Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. I mean, he's covered in crazy makeup. I think what she was laughing at though in all fairness was he was making fun of someone subscriber six million, 16 million people. I think he was making fun of people that put on too much makeup. Okay. So he was going crazy. Yeah. Yeah. She thought it was really funny. That is fucking banana, 16 million people, and he's doing makeup tutorials. It looks great. He looks great. That's the thing, it's like we, there's an audition because that's a Kardashian, right? All kinds of shit like this that you would have never expected. Yeah. And because of the access, because on-demand access, especially through a computer, it's so easy. It's so easy to just type in the next thing. It's on-reep. It just pops up. Yeah. So like these people that no network in their right mind, like NBC would never say, hey, that young guy, let's get that guy to do a makeup show. They'll get the fuck out of the office. You don't know shit about ratings.

That's upon its own. Those algorithms. The real problem is people think that a lot of those algorithms are essentially designed to get you angry. Oh, yeah, you pissed off.

And then, you know, and the next thing you know, you just mourn more angry. Yeah. That's like the argument with Facebook, too, is that They're trying to figure out what gets people to engage. And so the algorithm realize what you engage with, and then that's what they show you more. And what gets people to engage is shit that makes them mad.

Well, the best ones are when someone deserves it. Yes. So those are the ones you enjoy. Yeah. Someone's being a real dick. Yeah. Someone's like, listen man, you're being a dick. Yeah.

Yeah, how many like that's the thing about like a guy smacking his wife in public Yeah, like how often does he smack her that he's so confident that he'll just smack her and say everybody right like it's it must be He must think it's acceptable and everyone else is cool with it You know, I must think that he could just get away with things. Yeah

Or that most people are just going to be too scared to say anything. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's what, I mean, death. This is where it gets real scary because that is the best argument for the end of all privacy. Is that no one would ever be able to do anything like that because the whole world will be watching. Yeah. It depends on what kind of action you could take. If you could literally see everything that's happening at any time, everywhere in the world.

It's close. All right. Then they're gonna have those fucking people.

No, there's something to it because if you think about, like, Kennedy did a speech on secrecy. It was like a 1961 or 62 about how a born secrecy is. How dangerous it is for a free society. And they were basically talking about secret societies and secret, you know, packs in the government. He was basically, I think a lot of it was him talking about some of the shady shit that he experienced in intelligent agencies. But when you have like kings or when you have people that are in power, like how do they wield that power? One of the ways they wield that power, it's all secrecy. If they want to execute people, then I kill people or torture people. It's all secret. Right. You know, no one's the world is not privy to it. Like what happened to them? They took them to a bunker or something. Yeah. And then they're beating the shit out in torturing them. So I don't see her eat like North Korea.

Yeah. No, that's the perfect example of power and secrecy, right? Yeah. Like, they just take you and make you disappear. He's executed a bunch of people.

I'm sure that still goes on here, too. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure people are killing people for someone right now. Mm-hmm. You know, some of them deserve it. Yeah. Give them an extra one for me. It's also weird like what will accept people dying from. Like I was listening to this podcast. Where this wolf lady. She's a wolf biologist. She was talking to the friend Steve Renella on the mediator podcast. And she was talking about how we accept people getting killed by mountain lions. It happens. It happened twice last year. It happens. It's not, it's not really common, but it happens. But the moment that people start getting killed by wolves in America, people are going to get furious. Really? Yeah, because they reintroduce wolfs all the 1994. That's right.

Well, she was basically, there was, there was two really interesting things about the podcast of a lot of really interesting things, but two that really stood out was one that These people, they reintroduce these animals in 1994, but there were already some wolves here. And the wolves would have probably eventually made it down there. They said Yellowstone, right? Yeah. Yeah. But that we aren't because the fact that they brought them in, and it wasn't just a natural fixture, we have this thing, like, oh, somebody ruined this. Somebody fucked this up. Yeah. The other thing is that they number them instead of name them because if you name them it's like there's Dolores Dolores killed some sheep. We're gonna have to take her out. No, we can't kill Dolores. But number three wolf 157. Right. Yeah.

That's right.

Yeah, that mountain line was a kid. It was a real kid and it had been separated from its mom. The thing is mom got killed. And it was really really small and really young so it wasn't like I mean he might attack it who knows or I see a did yeah Well, he's talking to me. Yeah, he's a bitch If he's listening right now, I'm sorry, bro. But I think what happened your life? We're happy alive. He better not touch wolves, buddy. I think maybe it was starving to death and it took a chance to try to kill him. Yeah. That's possible. But it was really small. It's like 30 pounds. Which still a 30 pound cat is fucking terrifying.

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Oh, yeah. I have seen this. It's amazing. It shows how they'd never crossed territories. Oh, cool.

Yeah. They all established their territory, they marked their territory and they respect it.

Yeah. Minnesota as a shitload of wolves apparently.

Brad, if you pull that further. Yeah. Wisconsin as a shitload of wolves apparently. Like thousands.

I think I think I saw a wolf once I think I saw a wolf once, but it was like in the wild. Yeah, it was big. It was either a coyote or was a wolf with a think I might have been a wolf as it was just getting dusk and I was in Alberta and I saw this thing run across the road. I was like that might have been a wolf Yeah. But if you see a wolf that's the spooky thing is, what are they doing? They circling you? Yeah. Checking you out?

That's an asshole.

You've seen this video. This one's great. No. Look at the size of this thing. It comes out of the woods. The walks across the street. Look at this. Oh my god, this motherfucker. Jesus.

That's a big wolf.

That's a big ass wolf. That's what that is. That's probably a hundred and thirty-pound wolf or something. Where is this? If I had a guess, there was just a can of Russia.

Russia's had real legitimate problems with wolves. We're in Siberia. They have these superpacks. They would get together like because they were starving. So they'd get like a hundred wolves who'd form a superpack. because they could kind of do whatever the fuck they wanted once they got that bang. And they started killing horses. Yeah. Going to horse tables. So just to take that horse easy. Yeah, but it's just the idea that the super PACs, they realized it was too hard to just take over shit. All these pesky people and their guns and houses. Yeah. And so they got doesn't take your fucking horse. This episode is brought to you by Dr. Squatch. I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you want to be more confident, you have to start taking care of yourself. And a great way to do that is use Dr. Squatch, especially with their new private hygiene products. They were designed to help you look and feel fresh all over. Like the groin, guardian trimmer. It's perfect for grooming above and below the waist and the ball barrier dry lotion helps manage sweat and chafing while beast wipes keep you clean front to back. It's the care your body deserves. Try them today. Whether you're new to Dr. Squatch or you use it every day, get 15% off your order by going to Dr. Squatch.com slash JRE15 or use the code JRE15 at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Moan. Homes are a big investment. You want to protect them from fires, break-ins, and especially water. Water damage is a lot more frequent. And something is small as a leaky pipe can lead to big problems down the road. And it can also be hard to detect. since you know most pipes are hidden behind a wall. That's why you guys need the mowing smart water monitor and shut off. It's a device that can automatically shut down your home's water when a leak is detected and it also works 24-7 monitoring and tracking your home even when you're not there. It'll alert you through the app at the first sign of a leak providing ultimate peace of mind and security. Learn more and buy the moan smart water monitor and shut off at moan.com slash flow. And right now, Use the code Rogan to get 5% off free shipping and a free leak detector. That's code Rogan at M-O-E-N dot com slash F-L-O. Automatic shutoff in real time alert capabilities will operate when the device is configured with the proper settings. Cypher has always been an interesting place. Have you been in Russia? No, I've been.

Do you should tell it? Yeah, people want to hear it, they'll understand.

And did you see, like, lines in this treat for food or anything crazy like that?

Yeah. That's got to be a hell of a flight, too, right? Yeah.

47 now. That is an interesting country to me. It's always been an interesting country because it gets so fucking cold. And then there are hard people. And they create all these amazing fighters. There's so many great fighters and wrestlers that have come out of Russia former Soviet Union.

The new Creed. Rockies. Yeah, you know that. I've heard I haven't seen it yet. Yeah. Dragov's son is fighting.

Oh, thanks. Oh. Yeah, there's the guy. Look at him. There's Drogo. Yeah. This is son. This is my son. Like a badass. He does. He's still a badass. I'm sure. That's his jaw.

I don't know. Have you met him? Yes. Yes. I think he's about five. Nine? He's taller than me. I'm five eight. Okay. So he's either five nine or five ten. Okay. So that for the drug almost be huge. How tall does it say he is? Because everybody was jokes around says he's five eleven or five seven five five five five. They do that with everybody. Yeah. They do a Tom Cruise. Yeah, it says 510. See, that makes sense. So he's two inches taller than me. 510. Yeah.

People are bigger now. We're old people that are small. And as people get bigger and bigger these kids today that are getting hit and puberty when they're 6. Yeah. Look, there's the hormones in the meat. What's up? 6-5. Who's 6-5? They probably accentuated his height for that scene. Well, that's just his hair.

Yeah, it looks like he's almost like a foot taller than him.

Yeah. They probably had, they probably had him in heels and had to have a system on bare foot or something for that shot.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, he talked about that.

I don't mind doing it. Dolph Rung is a beast. Right. He was a professional. Yeah, he's a kickbox kickbox. Yeah, really good. It's the best song. Long-groom put me in the hospital during Rocky 4. Yeah, I believe it. Don't let people hate you, bro. Yeah, I like it. I guess one of the even use the clip. Right. He also has like screws in his neck from doing the expendables. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He's coming back with none's walking around. Jesus Christ. Wow. The insurance company would not pay out until after they saw the footage of the incident. Once they did, they wrote the check. I want to see that footage. I want to see that punch. He hit my heart so hard that it banged against my ribs and started to swell. And that usually happens in car accident. Oh my god. Jesus. That guy could punch. He's a beast man. He's a giant dude. Why would he have a serious striker? Like he knows how to throw shots. If you watch him in his movies, he's obviously trained. Yeah.

It's gotta be out there, but if it's a Vester Stallone wouldn't let anybody see it.

She loses her breath. You can never be an action hero again if somebody sees you cry. Yeah, that's true. Right? If somebody sees you like legitimately cry from a liver shot. Whoa, he just shit yourself. And he's like the camera. Why? Shitting yourself is probably the most embarrassing thing a person can do. Right? Yeah.

There's no control of her and show yourself in your car while you're driving. You know, white leather seats. That's the worst. It's, it's gonna happen to self. It happens everybody. It's gonna be a time in your life if you eat risky.

Do you remember that? I don't like thinking about that. Who's the Woody Harrelson movie? Was it, you know, was it? That was you throwing up. Was it, was it? What do you hear else in movie where you played the bowler? Oh, yeah. Oh, uh, Kingpin, Kingpin. Yeah. That was a, there was a shit scene, right? There wasn't a shit scene in that. That was, I'm thinking a dumb and dumb.

Is that a fairly brother's movie?

It's laxative in his way. He's hanging on to the Toys lid. Like he's going to get shot to orbit. And he's gone. Yeah. Like all those weird noises. Yeah, because Jim Carrier was to help seal his girl. Yeah.

There it is. Full on. But Kingpin, was it a fairly brother's mother? That's one of my all-time favorite comedy movies. King Pan.

I'm scared to watch movies that I love. Again, I'm seeing him in like the light of 2019 and go, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You remember the so fondly? Yeah. Look at that.

It's very similar

Just stand out where like purple glittery clothes or something.

Well he's got to I mean how the fuck else do you get attention when you're a baller like that might be the only way to save bowling they might have to like go like roller derby and just knock into each other with a baller board a bowling I've never sat down and watched bowling are he's got a good friend Tommy What's his name? He's a professional bower. Yeah. Real nice guy. I met him at a couple of shows. Okay. But this guy's a real pro bower. Yeah. We were talking about like the financial opportunities of bowling and it's not good. Like pro pool players.

It's the price. It sucks. It sucks. That dick. Tommy. Are he's friend? I'm sorry this uh, do you have you bold lately? I bold my kids. Yeah, I'm fine bold. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's it. I think that's it. Yeah, I'm going to go with was uh, yep, that's him. Did turn 100%. There's already. I went to see him bow. Yeah, he's good guy. Oh, that's really good. Real fucking killer bore.

I do it as hard as you do in the possible. Or it's disturbing for people to watch.

I'm trying to get that bitch fast. Yeah. I just want to smash those things.

To me, bowling was always like, breaking in pool. It's like, yeah, it's cool to break the balls. But the real cool thing is to play the game. Like, this is you just breaking the balls over and over again. It's the same look every time. Well, it's like bowling. Yeah, bowling. You're just breaking the balls. That's all you're doing. Like when you're bowling, you got pins. You're just knocking down the pins. That's the same word. It's the same thing every time. Yeah. And I know the combinations are different in the way they collide and the way you impact is different. But it's still the same thing. Like it's a dumb game.

And my grandfather was a big bowler man and bold leagues and he had trophies in his house and shed and he's a love bowling. But I was like a little kid I was analyzing bowling because he had taken me bowling with a mouse like this is a non-sense game. Yeah, it's games non-sense.

And there's a thing that they have in the East Coast in Boston that they don't even have anywhere else. It's called candle pin bowling. You ever see that shit? It's what's smaller version. Dude, you ball with a softball. That sounds more fun to me.

I was I was looking down on that because I came from a grandfather in New Jersey and I bold regular bowling like a fucking American rock. And then I wore what's this candle pinball shed. Like would you guys steal this from finland or something? What is that? Right nonsense.

I didn't know they were shaped that one. Just throwing rocks. The throne rocks it pins.

Oh, but it's this same game. Yeah. Yeah. See, they've been bowling in New England. They'll have like bowling alleys and you know, let's go bowl and like all we're candlepin only people like what? candle pin only bowing alleys yeah so we're gonna like these candles that's what I want instead of my fire it only works on the east coast for some reason there's like a few of those things like how about this high lie Oh fuck people give us that logo. I thought that boggles fast.

Yeah. So it's kind of like candle pin bowling. But the candle pins are the pins are different. The shape like candles. That's why it's called candle pin bowling. If you look at them, they're thin pins. They're not like fat on the bottom.

Highlight I think is one of the most corrupt games. Oh, yeah someone someone tried to tell me explain. Oh, it was Joey. He was explaining to me how Highlight works that it's all about gambling and the only reason why it works is that people are betting on the games and so because people are betting on the games they get these guys these guys just fucking miss it on purpose and they knew yeah, it's like it's rigged I might be wrong if you're a high-light player and you're like, fuck you Joe Rogan. I'll never listen to this podcast again. Hey, I get my information from the church of what's happened.

They're holding it, right? It's not like wrapped around the wrist. Yeah. They're holding it. Like a wheelchair.

Boy, that looks so stupid. This game looks so dark. What? What's the goal? The goal is who do you guys lose it? I don't know. They're throwing it off the wall and then another guy catches it. I mean, they throw it.

They're putting forth minimum hours even when he falls down. It's like that guy He's falling down like he's trying to get a foul. Oh, yeah, he does it looks like he flopped Yeah, and soccer the soccer flops. Oh, he soccer flopped it. That's why soccer never making in America the flop You can't get 30 years of flopping.

Because I see what happened. Didn't somebody analyze who's free throw to the analyze? There was someone that there was an ESPN analyst who analyzed. What's the guy's name with the big crazy beard? Really good basketball player? Oh, from the clippers? Oh, go to, I don't know what I'm pretending to know. I literally don't know shit. Go to Andrew Salt's, I think it's Kevin Durant. Is that it? Andrew Salt's. Go to Andrew Salt's, it's Twitter page. So he, he had it up on his Twitter and I watched it. I watched it analysis. The difference between him when he's challenged and he throws a free throw versus unchallenged.

Okay. We being challenged. Meaning someone's trying to block him or he has a free open shot. When he has a free open shot, he just jumps up in the air and does his three is three pointer. But when he's challenged, he throws his legs up to hit the other person so he could fall down on his ass. like a like a self defense move well he's not even inside himself defense move he's like making his forcing contact with the person so that he can fall down so it looks like Yeah, it's interesting. So here you'll see him watch watch no one's there watch watch he jumps to jump straight up in the air straight up just straight up in the air and this guy analyzes several shots where he does this and then Then they show when he's contested right and when he's contested he jumps up in the air and look he throws his body weight forward and falls down and So in the hopes that they'll be a foul. Yeah, they're saying like if you look at the way his body moves when someone's contesting him he moves and leaning his legs towards them to make contact. You think that's involuntary involuntary. Could be involuntary. You see the problem is that pencil neck dork fucking

Right, so this guy is exactly who is this guy who's examining this.

So the head sports in a guy is analyzing this and he's realizing that the legs are moving in a direction towards the other player because the guy's there. Which is might exactly be what he's doing. It might be that or it might be that he has a different reaction when someone's in front of him. He almost wants to kick the guy away from him. Yeah, I don't know. Most times fouled a three point attempt. He has 95. 60 more than anything.

Scott Van Pelton is on his own.

And they stop calling it because people are taking advantage of it.

I watch football. That's it. Yeah. Do you worry about brain damage?

Let's go back to the portal way. Do you look at it differently than you did like before that concussion movie?

You really should, but you'd have to change so much. You'd have to change so much in the way people, there's so many different factors. The way that practice really set up plays. It would have to be a new game. I don't think it's going to happen. I think the perception of the helmet being safer fucked the game up. I really think did. But, you know, all right, I used to think that bear knuckle boxing, like they should have bear knuckles in the UFC, but then I've been watching this bear knuckle boxing stuff and people get cut up so bad. Now I'm thinking, you know what, it's better to have padded knuckles. It's better. Yeah. It's better for the fighters.

So that's literally the only way you're going to be able to stop some of this brain damage. And you're still not going to be able to stop it. Yeah, they're still colliding into each other. They say these guys are getting brain damage from getting hit in the chest. Yeah. They're getting hit in the chest and their head snaps back and their greens swashin' around inside their skull.

Well, for the real game, we'll be amazing if the ever came up with something that definitively fixed it. Like some stem cell treatment or something like that that regenerated brain tissue and bring you back to your normal state. Right. If they do that, then we don't have to worry about it anymore. Right. But until that, man. Well, that's gotta be around the corner. That's close. I think that's a very complex question of how to regenerate neural tissue, brain tissue, how to get rid of all those abscesses, and all those things you see in those people's brains at FCTE, they develop these like holes in their brain. Yeah. It's serious shit. Yeah. It's um, well, did you play football? No. No, I wrestled in high school. I was a little man. I wasn't that I wrestled 134 pounds. Yeah, but he could have been a good run. I fucked up. Fuck out of here. There was another dude. Oh, show the fastest guys are small and just, you know, I wasn't that fast or runner. I was a fast kicking and punching and stuff. But I wasn't really that fast or runner. I didn't do a lot of running. But when I was in high school when I was wrestling, they were trying to tell me to like the coach coach Murphy. He was also the wrestling coach. He was also the football coach. And he's like, Well, come on, you're a sick fuck. You should you should play football. Yeah, and I was like, dude, that guy plays football. We had this heavyweight. His name is Bobby Baker. He was 300 pounds. He was enormous. He was so big. I was like, he's not squashing me. The fuck out of here.

You're like a human torpedo. Yeah. With a hard helmet. And that's what he led with that helmet. But you know how fast, like a really good athlete can run and just think of all that mass behind them and just cut crash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The way those guys get hit and the amount of force behind them getting it's probably like anything in sports other than a car accident, right?

That's true that one wheel wow Yeah, and those guys die. Yeah. Well, I guess NASCAR guys did too. Yeah. Not as much anymore, but me there. Anybody's driving a fucking car going fast can die. What am I saying? But there's something, but if you ever see the video between, they showed GT3 racing versus Formula 1 racing. It's the same track and they show a GT3 car, like a Porsche going around this car really fast. And then they show the same exact path being taken by a Formula 1 car, you're like Jesus. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Yeah. One on the left and two on one. So we know how much faster they are. Now what's the, okay. That's the same track. The same track, exact same turn. Look how much goddamn faster they are, man.

It's so wild. I don't know. I don't know. That's the same. It seems amazing.

And Rific Line is cutting. See how the line? Yeah. The perfect racing line is cutting to the groove. You see that darkness? Yep. Yep, that's a bunch of talented drivers.

Yeah. That is pretty wild. Yeah. And people get hit up there. The bump wheels up there and collide and fucking spin out. Yeah. Let's try that. Look at that thing. Yeah. That's a serious bang.

It's like a wall.

What is, um, what do you think that degree is like, what angle?

Well, wow. That's crazy. That's, I mean, well, if you would be nervous if you were on a skateboard on that, you have to go a certain speed, just to stay up on the probably.

Yeah. It's such an American sport, man. NASCAR is so American because it's loud, it's fuck. Yeah. The cars are gross. Yeah. They look disgusting. They're so gross looking.

Too many sponsors are all right.

Even if you have a really nice car that's supposed to be the model that that car is.

What are we doing? Why are you lying to me? Yeah. Yeah. It's a fascinating piece of equipment, though. Yeah. That we've decided to make these things that just drive really fast and then hurl them around the circle, this oval over and over and over.

That was Hot Rodden in its finest. That's what it was. That's what I want to say.

And that's where it all came from. Guys are trying to figure out how to get the fuck away from cops. Yeah. It's just cops used to have the shit in this car's man. Yeah. You think they had to chase people in like Caprice classics. You know, that is with butt bench seats.

Oh my god. They make them wear a stupid shoes. Yeah. Yeah. It's back in the day. That's like the wrong days. Daytona was on the ocean. Was Daytona 500 the first event?

I know that it was on the on the sand. The first Daytona was on the sand. I believe so. These are on the sand. Yeah, they're driving on the sand. This is crazy. They're not going as fast. Oh, those cars are so comfortable. Those are the batmobile. They are convertibles. They're convertibles.

Why they made him in convertibles?

Yeah, but still. I bet it gets too hot in there. They probably didn't have air conditioning, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Those people probably died those things all the time. Those shitty cars. If you were a car racer back then, you were going to crash. There's no way you're going to. Yeah. You're not going to keep together every time.

It's could be on the Germany on the automobile in the 100s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's some, um, was that the Chappelle? No. No, I think that would have fallen apart. Yeah. Flying off the. The, um, the newest cars though, the, the, the promise they're in is horsepower war, where every year they have to have a faster zero to 60. Yeah. And now they've gotten to the point where they're, They're ridiculously fast. The cars of today, like if you just bought a regular car today, it'd be faster than a muscle car was in the 1970s. And you wouldn't even feel it. Yeah. You wouldn't even know if you could even tell you're going that fast. Yeah, like if you bought like a Honda Accord today, it'd probably handle better and drive faster than any super car from 1970. Right. Yeah, probably fight a guess. Yeah.

Yeah. It's one more boring. Have you driven a Tesla? No. Just drive that.

It's just instant power. Instant power and that one has a four wheel drive. The Tesla Mata S. P100D. Yeah. It's got four, four wheel drive and so it's got an engine in the front and an engine in the rear and it flies. Yeah. So it's it violates physics. Do you get like a wet flash and that thing? A roller coaster do it. Yeah. If you can't believe how fast it's going. It's stupid and they're making a stupider one. They're making a faster one that goes 0 to 16 1.9 seconds. It's lowered. Yeah, it's a Tesla Roadster. It looks dope too. It looks like a spaceship. I would love to have one. Do you still live in an LA where you got no? I moved back to Hickory North Carolina.

That's if you want to act and you do so much stand up on the road. There's really no reason to be here unless you just want to perform at the store all the time. That's right.

So have you toured at all since that? Or have you just been small?

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Do they think they'll be able to recover some function on this left side?

Oh, Jesus.

Three years later.

John singled and just died from a stroke.

Yeah, and he was was 51 51. Yeah, it could happen to anybody at an age Luke Perry same thing 51 stroke. That's right. Yeah, crazy. A lot of strokes are happening. Fuck, man. I wonder if those folks smoke cigarettes. Well, my dad definitely did.

They see them cigarettes contribute pretty heavily to strokes.

I don't know if singleton smoked, but I do know Luke Perry did. Yeah, and this woman that I talked to was neurologist was telling me that that's a significant factor. It raises your chances of stroke pretty significant. Yeah.

You too, man. That's doing the roast battle. So that's how my confidence on too. Oh, it's so mean. It is. That's not me. I don't know. No, no, you're a nice guy. But I'm like, okay.

Well Brian Moses the host of his awesome. Yeah, he's such a nice guy that when he does that show it seems like it's okay. Yeah, because he's so nice like and he's some funny too. Yeah, like him hosting it.

Jeff's an interesting cat, right? Like he's really created, like roasting is, yeah, it's like, it's come back. He's carved out that whole niche. It's all him. It's all him now. Yeah. But it really is. I mean, there was so little roasting going on before Jeff Ross. Yeah. The roasting was the thing of the past. It was old fire's club to do. Yeah.

Those are good to be amazing. Yeah, they were great. I like those. Those guys are so mean to each other.

And they were laughing. Yeah. While it's happening. That's also the difference to it's like those rose. They weren't that many of them. And they were friends. Like legitimately friends.

Exactly. But it's just being a dick. A lot of times. But it's really clever.

Yes, me too. I think it's a great showcase for joke writing.

I wish I had that skill. You could develop that skill, but you've got better at it over the years. But you have a style. You have your own John Reap style. And people like your style. That's true. They would be mad. Like, hey man, why are you doing that? What's the bottom of them, but I'm anxious. Yeah.

Yeah, do you remember when you first started out there was like a way you thought you had to be? Yeah, you know, did you do anything like cringey that you look back on now and you go what was I?

That's interesting. Like, what do you think made it so good? Was it the dimensions of the room? Was it the crowd? Yeah. Because of the town. I think the town's cool.

Oh, and I'll give people a stop playing pool. We'll go back to good nights. Oh, wow.

That was your first venture.

Yeah. That's a rough first one nighter.

Charlie Goodnight's also was a club that had been around for so long. It's such a history. Yeah. There's so many comics is kind of rude to everybody came through there yeah everybody I know everybody so like the people that lived in that town they were used to good comedy that's right they got great comedy every week yeah and yeah and the 80s was the heyday you know what else is like that zanies and Nashville that's my favorite comedy fuck Great spot, man.

Yeah, there is.

Yeah. But that when did you think that Zainis was started? I want to say in the 70s.

Yeah, but it's only 150. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Shit. But it's, I see one of Nashville's perfect.

It's a great club.

I was bummed out when they lost the punchline in Atlanta. That was another one. They lost that one to parking issue. Is that what it was?

That one weird green room.

And then had that sign on the back wall that said quit trying to be Hicks. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember, there was an upstairs area too where you could look down. It was small.

One of it was. It was the first step, maybe so.

Yeah, I was like, God's plan. That's right.

Jane Osborne, I think. Yeah. You know what's really funny? Am I right? Yeah. John John Osborne.

You're not impressed with the speed of that. That's very quick. Thank you. DJ.

Yeah, whatever happened to that lady. That was a good song.

She just said, listen, this is not for me. I'd rather be in a hippie calm you and somewhere doing yoga every day. Oh, I wonder where she maybe she is doing that probably. What is she still out there? Still hot out there still making it every day I'm hustling. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, one.

Cat Williams has some all-time great bits. Yeah, especially early stuff all that pimp chronicle stuff.

Yeah, so he was coming up like white when he was starting to blow up his stuff was so good. Yeah, who's so good? So the way that he talks, I did do, and it was really fun. Fun shit. Great comic.

I'm saving the planet. I've ever watched the old Flash Gordon from the 1950s. No. That was the first one I saw was the cheap shitty one in the 80s I was on a plane not really recently I guess more like a couple of years ago and they had one of those video catalogs you could just watch stuff yeah, I think it was an international flight yeah and it had old TV shows and it had flash court and I watched a bunch of episodes of flash court while it was weird it's weird to watch Yeah. It's weird to watch what people thought like space was going to be like in aliens. It's so strange. Yeah. I mean, I think Flash Gordon was probably from the 50s. Right. It was a comic book, was it? Yes. Yeah. So originally a comic book.

What do you think of the Flash Gordon the movie? Yeah, the movie. I'm sorry. There's the original Flash Gordon. with me and the merciless.

Clyde just I'm bull. Look at him. How weird does he look? Look at Flash. That's what they thought. People are going to be wearing weird necktowers in the future about buckles. Right.

So we can watch a video because it's so weird to watch. Because it looks like what years did it say 56? I can see 455. May the merciless. So this is where he like it's so shitty like the special effects were so this is not even the movie. This is the I know but I mean I'm saying the claim jumpers Steve Holland as flash Gordon Irene Champlain Dale Harden look at she's hot. She's hot in a real way. Yeah, there was no fake in it back then

I bet they made 50 or something.

She's all in a good drill. Women back then all had flat butts, unless they did gymnastic. That's right, unless you're some freak of nature accident.

You know what that is? That's what it looks like right there. What is that? This thing. This I do. It's for massage. Oh, shit. I don't think it will hurt.

Yes.

I probably shouldn't do it right in front of the owner. Michael's phone like I did. Yeah. It's great. It doesn't hurt. Yeah. True good for lucid and up muscles. Yeah. That's what they had. Good Lord. Yeah, that's their weapon. It's a punch in the face real fast. It's always weird seeing what what people thought the future was going to be like once the future had hit. Yeah. Because if you think of that movie Alien, Like, didn't we figure that out? It was like 2015 or something like that? They thought the first one was in 2000. Oh, yeah.

I watched that a couple of years ago at a movie theater in Boseman, Montana with my family. They had like a back to the future night where they were playing it. It's a play with the old classic movie. It's fucking great. That won't show up. It's so good. It's especially cool to see an old movie in a movie theater. I can know they do though sometimes it's certain movie theaters will have like those screen and old movie. Yeah.

Yeah, we do that every year. We go to see the nightmare before Christmas. Oh, yeah. They do that. Yeah. Bowl.

No, whatever. I did a show there once though. He did. Yeah, Duncan Trustle used to host a show. Yeah. Yeah, Duncan. Yeah, love him. So where outside? No, inside. There's like an inside place where you just stand up. Okay. It was real weird. Yeah, we did stand up. At the center. These concerts there and shit. Yeah.

Look at that. I want to scream. Yeah, super weird. Scream the alarm movie.

Oh, man. But it was 80 pounds. Kind of changed music. Yeah. I was a huge fan.

Well, it's also like, oh, and there's a lot of white men.

He had turned this movie. Yeah. There was a lot. Yeah, didn't he hits her in the movie?

Now you know about dead name.

You can get kicked off into it or for life, bitch. For life.

Hey, go back to AOL, man. You've got a mail.

What do things gonna be the next thing?

Is that a new thing? Is that a new thing? That's like music videos.

Yeah, that's not gonna work. It'll work with little kids.

Eventually people give up.

Yeah, some virtual world when you're in an avatar. Right. And you get to be a perfect person out there. Yep. Yeah. That's going to happen. I'll try it out. What the world we live in is very strange, John Reep. It certainly is, and I'm glad you're around to provide comedic entertainment serve. It likewise, my friend. Thank you. Where are you going to be next week?

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