Transcript for #134 - Kevin Smith (Part 1)
SPEAKER_00
00:03 - 00:26
The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight. If you go to Joe Rogan.net and click on the link for the fleshlight and enter in the codename Rogan, you get 15% off the number one sex toy for men. So there you have it. Bitches Kevin Smith is in the house. This is not that other version of it. Here it is. Yeah. I don't like it.
SPEAKER_01
00:30 - 00:34
I think it's pretty sweet. Is this your theme song?
SPEAKER_00
00:34 - 00:41
No. This is the gay electronic version of our theme song. Any essay for you?
SPEAKER_01
00:46 - 00:47
I want to eat a mushroom.
SPEAKER_00
00:47 - 00:48
I'm the bigger.
SPEAKER_01
00:48 - 00:50
I want to step on a dragon.
SPEAKER_00
00:50 - 01:05
Not quite geeky enough to appreciate that. I need to sounds like shit. That made my dick hard. Kevin Smith is in the house, ladies and gentlemen, emerging of the podcast. Two huge influences. One, you influence me to have the flashlight sponsor the podcast.
SPEAKER_01
01:05 - 01:11
Hi, no. When you're talking about, I was like, what can I? I was going to jump in like I can vouch for it. I fucked many of those things.
SPEAKER_00
01:11 - 01:30
But it also made the flesh light legit. Like if I tried to do that before you were using them as a podcast sponsor, I'd be like, what are you doing connecting yourself with such a like vile sex toy? Somebody had to go first. But I'm like Kevin Smith has his whole podcast sponsored body as he's logos he puts up. This big flesh like banners and shit.
SPEAKER_01
01:30 - 01:51
My feeling was this like women have had, you know, something to come with for years other than me other than you. something else and it's socially acceptable and they make fucking jokes about it on sitcoms and shit We're just like you could go now my friend is here. So in a world where that's become socially acceptable. I felt like why not why not vice versa? Why can't I have something to fuck?
SPEAKER_00
01:51 - 01:57
It's funny that we feel bad about feeling good. We feel bad about wanting something to feel ashamed. Yeah, it's amazing