Transcript for #1578 - Richard Rawlings

Cut the stuff out of the holes. I don't understand that. What? There's holes?

But why would you cut it out? I understand.

So some Jamie explain.

Uh, some cool kids. Oh, by the way, sorry with my friend. Cheers, sir. Thanks for having me back. Please, my honor. Ah, except me back. None of them in your home state. Hell yeah. There. So what do you do? But he didn't cut it out either. Okay, this guy didn't cut it out.

Why would you fucking? What? Gotta bring an exactal knife to fix your shoes. That's crazy.

They're running out of shit. You know what it is? It's like there's so many different kinds of sneakers that like you're running out of new ways to get people. So now you have to get a fucking exacto knife.

Imagine how quick you'd run in a shit to talk about if you got a podcast just on sneakers. Dude, for a long time. There's some serious gossip there. I just said about sneakers. Jimmy will jump on that mic.

What? Yeah. Oh my god. That is madness. That is madness. I don't get it. Yeah, these are Cameron Haynes, Under Armour's Hover's, the great. If you want to run mountains, I hunt in these.

Yeah. So, uh, how you dig in Texas? I fucking love it. I wish I, well, I don't wish I moved here earlier because I moved here at the right time. It was perfect time to move here. But I love it.

Whoo. You ain't kidding, man. Oracle just moved here, Elon Musk moved here. It's a mass exodus. Um, as parola is moving here too. I was watching some interview with him today. It's not just the taxes. LA just, uh, they just got a new district attorney who is going to get rid of bail. They're not going to have cash bail anymore. They're not going to arrest people for resisting arrest. They're not going to charge people for resisting arrests. They're not going to charge people for, there's a bunch of things like loitering, drunken disorderly, things along those lines. So it's going to get wild.

Yeah, that's the problem. This dude is the same dude that apparently was doing some, the same kind of stupid shit in San Francisco.

That is so ridiculous, though, that people have the lack of foresight to see how that would become a real problem.

Well, you've got so many people out of work. I mean, what are the numbers of people out of work? It's some insane numbers. Man, 30%, 30%, you know, something crazy like that. When you have something like that, you're going to get a lot more homeless people. There's people that were like, barely on the edge. The question is, how do you bring them back? How do you get them back in the society? How do you help them out? How do you get them housing? I mean, because some of them are drug addicts and mentally ill, but some of them are just people that are down on their luck. And in this sort of environment, like it's not even their fault, they didn't even do anything wrong over a lot of them.

2020. I don't know about that. It's pretty bad though. It ain't shit compared to like the black plague or the inquisition or the you know World War Two or for sure, but in our in our lifetime.

It's not good. It's not a good year. No.

I think it's going to be better. You're going to be lining up for the fucking vaccination. What are you going to do, bro? You don't wait.

Yeah. I know a lot of people that have gotten the disease. And I know a couple of them that have got it really bad. Real bad. Like one of them, two of them almost died. Yeah. One of them was an older gentleman and one of them is a young guy that was just worn the fuck out when he got sick. And he was beat down already and, you know, not that is healthiest, but yeah. He's only in his 40s and he almost died.

That's what I'm saying, bro. With taking vitamins now, your wife's got you working out. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Dude, you got a trainer and I'm telling you, if you just stick with it, once you start seeing yourself looking good, you start getting some abs. They're talking about you, Jack. You do, you're better than the already pristine condition you find yourself in currently. On the outside. Yeah, it's the outside talk, Jack. Your liver's probably strong. It's fucked. My liver's just worked out. Your liver probably looks like a linebacker. So what's happening with your show man? What are you doing? What's the latest? Oh shit, you're just gonna go right for the big ones. Get in there, man. All right. First of all, I love your show. I've been loving it for years. It's fun. And I'm a giant muscle car fan. Yeah, it's right up my alley. But what's the latest?

So it's a Wonder Woman bracelets. Yeah, I'm checking out bullets with those.

Yeah. It's a good joke. I'm comfortable conversation. She thought it was funny.

So so disco.

Yeah.

Well, I was doing something on another network back in the day and they wanted to get control of my social media. That was like part of the deal. And they thought it was just like an easy yes. No, it's not. I was like, you can eat shit. There's no way you could pay for it. But it was ridiculous. They wanted to use it to promote other shows on their network. Correct. I'm like, what are you talking about? And they're like, well, everybody else let's just do it. I've millions of followers. Like there's no fucking chance you're just going to get access to that for free.

So we're conversation, right? It's like that you know they're being weasely.

Walk me through a conversation with one of these neighborhoods. I can't. Well, a fake conversation. Pretend. I can't. Let's pretend it's not discovery channel. It's called the who on network.

You could talk as much shit.

The problem is there are business and businesses will get away with whatever they can get away with. There's a reason why we had to make regulations to make sure that companies don't dump chemicals in the rivers. Yeah, it's because there's certain people that when they can get away with something, they'll get away with something. So anybody that's telling you But the problem is it's so short-sighted. Anybody that's telling you that you can't post something on your social media without a camera crew there. They're representing this garbage channel. It's so silly because it would boost your social media. The more interesting shit you put particularly about muscle cars, right? The more the more boost your social media, the more people are going to watch your show. It's just it's math. It's like the rising tide lifts all boats.

Chip Foost is on my 1970 Barracuda which I sold and then bought back I have it again I've done that a few times roads to shop has it.

It is so cool that this company is like them and Detroit Speed. These aftermarket companies have built these like really trick chassis. So you can take and stick on like a 70 shavel and do it up and it'll handle much better, you know, independent suspension. Yeah. Oh, it's so nice.

Yes. So it's a cool time to own a muscle car because you can get a muscle car that actually can handle like a modern car. It's not a death trap. Correct. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll shake you. Yeah. So Roaster Shop is putting a 900 horsepower Mercury engine in it. and changing it to a six-speed, putting their chassis on it and making the whole thing handle correctly. Very cool.

I would love to. I want to talk to you about something. I want to talk to you about a 1970 Chevel. Yeah. That's easy, cheesy. I think I need one in my life. You do. Yeah. Like a John Wick car. The John Wick car, a lot of people think is black with white stripes. Do you know what the actual car is? Blue. Now it's green. Is it? Yeah. It's just the, the, the movie is shot so weird. You know, it's shot and these, these exotic sort of like, see, that's what it really looks like. But most of the scenes when you see the film that movie is, you know, I don't know what, it's like, there it looks black. Well, no, they're kind of looks green. But now that you know, it's green. Yeah, there it looks black, but it's just because it's kind of like a blue filter on everything.

Well, I want different wheels and tires set up because I would want it to handle well. So I'd want, you know, a wider track. I'd want, you know, it to be tubged and just make sure that it's got like a real solid suspension on it and

Roadster shop did a night see if you find roads to shop 1970 chivelle they did one That is just fucking phenomenal because it's just the right amount of old school and the right amount of new school. There it is. Look at that fucking thing. Get, come on son. Look at the meat on the back wheels. We can do that. Yes. That is. No problem. Team, why are you laughing? Teamy drives a Tesla. He drives a fucking electric car. I drive one, two, I want to else.

That's America It is you can't get that in Europe. You can eat shit. You can eat shit France You can't build one of those you don't know how Spain what are you gonna do you'll build one of those fuck out here. That's freedom Look at this. Look at that goddamn thing Look at the back end on that with the SS, right next to the tail line.

Come on, jam, you don't even give a fuck to you. It doesn't even, it to you is like sneakers to me. Like you make fun of the fact I wear under armor sneakers.

It's the same shit. The kids got no flavor. He needs like a 68 Mustang in his life, you know what I'm saying?

Oh What are you on communist my first car? Who are you? That might have been one of the worst 80 87 might have been the worst year for that car My friend guy had a accurate legend and this was 91 92 and I think his was fairly new was might have been the same sort of model showing what yours looked like They were good at the time, but Jamie, the world's moved on. They were at total debt.

It was definitely a girls car. If you lived in Holland in the 1200s, clogs were all the rage.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't drive it at night. Exactly.

It was automatic though. Yes. Yeah, Jamie. The automatic makes it even worse. Now it's not even as hard as the car that I think. It looks like a slopp of. I'm trying to find it on there. Did you get laid in that car? That's the one.

Jamie's got a game. He's got acro legend game. Acro legend.

Participation trophy. It's like, now, I want you to do the, okay. Pull up a 1968 monster.

You're not a fan of Eleanor's though, huh? I'm not a fan of Eleanor. A lot of people aren't because they're, they're, they're played out. Just played out to it. But only in the, in the car world, in the regular world, people are played out at all. Yeah, people are. If you roll up in an Eleanor in the regular world, people are like, what is this craziness? Yeah. This is exotic.

That's pretty goddamn dope. That's pretty goddamn dope. But just give me a regular 68 Mustang because here's what I prefer. I prefer the tail light assembly on a regular 68 Mustang. Just pull up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tail light car right there. The tail lights and right there lower lower right hand corner. No, no, go back to where you were. Go back to where you were. That's what I like. That's what I like. I love that rear deck like the way it lifts in the center. I just think that's one of the most beautiful rear ends of a Mustang ever. I love the 68. I agree.

I didn't see that episode. It's a double episode because it's wicked because how can you not like that? That's an Illinois. I'm not a fan of that. Oh, shut your mouth. Shut your mouth communist. Come on, it's just the problem is there's too many of them, but it's still, that's a chip-foods car, that's a chip-foods design car. It's fucking beautiful. That's okay, Jamie, but the real LNOR car is the color that you saw before. That's from the movie, Gone in 60 Seconds. Where did the term LNOR come from?

At her best. Here's a crazy thing. Do you know there's a girl online that they called zombie Angelina Jolie and they thought that what was going on was this young lady was having so much plastic surgery that she was ruining her face, but it's not true. She was using crazy filters and Photoshop and She's got sentenced to 10 years. She's got sentenced to 10 years in jail in Iran for social media posts. I heard about this. Dude, Iran is a sketchy place to be right now. This is that's not see that picture that's look at her hand. It's just fully photoshopped. She's twisted now. Now show with the real image of what she actually looks like. She's actually a very pretty young girl. Yeah, but this is all like when you see that photo just there's a photo over there's a yeah, yeah, you just went back to it. Just go back to where you were see that that's what she actually looks like. She's actually a very pretty girl and she's got mental health problems and so she that image on the right is just she's photoshopped made herself look like that. but she doesn't really look like that. She looks like a pretty young girl and she's only 20 years old and she's gonna go to jail for 10 fucking years. That's crazy for social media posts. So if you ever complain about America, I want you to pay attention to what the fuck is going on in the rest of the world because this is going on in Iran right now. They killed an Olympic wrestler recently because he was had a peaceful protest to execute it to him. I mean, this guy was a stud wrestler and it was a huge deal. The UFC Dana White made a plea to the Iranian government, asked him to not kill them. They executed him anyway. And then they just put this young lady in jail for 10 fucking years. Corruption of young people and disrespect for the Islamic Republic. I mean, it is crazy. And this girl, she has mental health issues. She's been hospitalized for them. She's legitimately mentally ill and they put her in jail. It's only gonna take her worse. And she got Corona in jail. She's not saying America's perfect, but it's the best thing we have.

Not that bad, but I know we went on a little tangent there, went down a dark road, but it's something that needs to be discussed because it's just so insane.

So, yeah, it's not perfect, but it's the best fucking thing out there, kids.

Well, this is the thing with people in California recognizing it. California itself is, it doesn't exist as everybody thought it of it. If you think of California a year ago, there was a thought that people had of California. Oh, it's free thinking people. Yeah, it's expensive, but it's worth it. The weather's awesome and the people are cool as fuck and it's really smart and really intelligent. No, the government's ruined it. Literally, it's a case of now we know that if you have poor government, the government can ruin a state. The way they handle a bad situation, the way Greg Abbott handled it in Texas is amazing. Yeah. Amazing. He did it perfectly. I mean, they shut down for a little while, but they let businesses stay open. And then they said, listen, we can't do this because we're going to lose businesses. And so they let these business, everyone's struggling because they're still a limited capacity and social distancing and restaurants people have to wear masks and stuff like that. But they're open.

Yeah. But if you're in California, you'd be fucked.

Yeah, you can't even go to eat outside. There's a 10pm curfew in Los Angeles. That's ridiculous. It's insane. There's no science behind it either. There's no science that shows that if you get people to stay home after 10 p.m. that there's less transmission. There's no science. Nothing. There's arbitrary decisions that are made by politicians. And that's the minimum, the outdoor dining thing is the most egregious. Because you have all these people that spend so much money to try to convert their restaurants and make these outdoor dining expenses. It's spent thousands of dollars. They didn't even fucking have. They just want to stay open. And then she just gets shut down.

Right. They're feeding people right next door to where her outdoor dining is shut down. Yeah, shut down.

Now, how long have you had that restaurant?

So what percentage does that person own versus you?

And he only had gas monkey barn grill for a certain amount of time.

Jesus. You drop your guard sometimes to people you like. That's the part of the problem.

So I've had friends that have tried to go to business with me and I put one hand on each shoulder and go, I like you. Yeah. If I want to continue liking you, we're not going to go to business together. We go into business. It's like, first of all, I don't have enough time. And the reason why you want me to go into business with you as opposed to a regular real business person is because it seems like it will work because we're friends. Yeah. But you generally those don't work. Like if you want to start, like the people that have a good ideas for businesses, they need to get together with people that actually make businesses. Correct.

It's confusing for people. But they're like, I love the show. This is where I want to go support it. Yeah. I want to support the show.

You guys own the gas monkey name, which is great because fast and loud is not gas monkey. Correct. But everybody knows gas monkey. So you could do a show called gas monkey.

Yeah, but it worked because you got a great name on top of gasmuck you fast and loud. That's great, too. Yeah. But to have the two of them work symbiotically. That's what we did. But I think gasmuck is the way to go for the new show.

You know, what else you're gonna call it? Got an idea. Don't tell anybody.

No, they're going to be fitness.

I'm thinking about it. Is this because your experience with the grill, the barn grill?

Yeah.

And what are you going to do? Do you have a plan?

Just a little bit of a hot rod and a little bit of like travel around.

So no more buying people's cars.

And people knew, like, the people that don't know how cars are built, they're built over a year. Like a year is great. If you can get someone to build you a car in a year, it's pretty amazing.

Jesus Christ. That's crazy. And then they take five days off and just sleep.

Excuse me. I didn't just see this. And it was just a funny functional when it was done.

Took it all the way down to the frame.

How long did you plan for it? It looks amazing too. Oh shit. How much time did you plan for something like this? Like you gotta have all your ducks in a row if you're gonna do something like this, right?

I was kind of compiling all the stuff and how beat up was the truck before you brought it in.

So it wasn't too much ridiculous shit you had to do. Yeah, that's what it looked like. Okay, super stocks and a stock regular clean pickup truck. Pulling with all the parts and said get it.

Are you going to miss doing shit like that?

Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of followers. A lot of advertising. A lot of people. Yeah.

They're in a new cars. They're in a flashy, new show, everybody. How much money you got cars? That's stupid to me. Yeah, they don't know. They don't know what they're looking at. I feel like it's certain muscle cars. Correct. I find that offensive.

And there's certain cars that like even a lot of muscle heads don't really appreciate or respect like a 69 Torino.

It's interesting too because it's 72. My rule of thumb is after 71 they're going to all eat shit.

It looks like a carp. Listen. Pull up 71 Barracuda. This is a real aggressive front end.

Not everybody. There's a lot of losers out there. 1971 Barracuda front and in my opinion is the most aggressive car front end in the history of muscle cars.

Yeah, look at that. Come on, son. That's freaking sharp. That's I've had a bunch of 71 some other pictures. I need to see one front on

Look at that. You go to act that black one. You just have there. Make that big. Now that's a good look. Come on. Come to fuck on. Look at that. That grill is amazing. I saw one guy he took a 1970 put a 71 front in on. I go, I see where you're doing, but don't do it. Now you can't you got to have little kills you got to have all the all the stuff you can't do he did the gills too But I'm like, but it's not a 71 bro. You got a 70. Yeah, but that white convertible right there.

I just don't understand the people that aren't see three point two what I tell you I know my number to God that's crazy And that's not even comparable. And that drives like shit.

Oh, himmy motor in there.

It's all front end. It's like what is like 65% front end? What is the real number in terms of the weight balance? It's got to be 6040 with a giant hammy. It's probably close.

That's terrible for handling.

Yeah, they're so bad at handling. That was another car that John Wick had. John Wick's car, the car that they stole when they killed his dog and sent him on that killing spree. He had a 69, 69. It wasn't a mock one. Is it a 429?

I need him in real life. There's times in real life like I turn and I'm like, oh, Jamie's on here. Like at the grocery aisle, do we need Jamie's like half of my memory now? What a memory half? Yeah, there it is. Well, that's not really his car though. What that is is that it's classic recreations. That's a company out of Oklahoma that does those. Yeah, that's the real car. I think that's a 429, right? That's a 69 for sure.

Well, they do amazing Mustang. They do go to classic recreations, all carbon fiber 69. What would be these guys in? Yeah, it is. Classic recreations out of Oklahoma. What now does an all carbon fiber Mustang? And it looks fucking insane.

It's pretty wicked Bill car black friend tap like the three speed knob the little bit he stick to you know how small those little sticks aren't really did that because I just I wanted a sleeper.

Yeah, look at that that's ridiculous all carbon fiber. It's probably light as fuck you could pick that up Yeah, look who that's wow

Yeah, yeah, they could. That's amazing. Yeah, that's such a light car. There's all the problems that people had with like heavy sheet metal in terms of like the weight balance and everything. You know, get rid of all that. Oh, you lose all of it. Do you fuck around with any of the newer muscle cars? You can't even call the new Corvette a muscle car anymore now. Now it's a mid-engine supercar.

And it's the fucking acceleration is so insane for like the money and for the handling. Oh, for a hundred grants, the best car you can buy. You can get them under a hundred. You can get a brand new 2020 Corvette for what is a retail. I got to say it's like 70 something. Well, by the time you

Well, that's a zero six, Jamie. That's 2019. That's a front engine car. That's a different car. No, don't go to zero six. Just go 2020 Corvette price. I think it's a little bit less. Yeah, that's what's crazy. It has 490 horsepower and for what you're getting with that mid-engine setup the fucking acceleration 0 to 62.8 seconds.

I'm not scared. I'm not scared to drive a Corvette.

Jamie's friend was shitting all over Tony Hitchcock's Corvette the other day. Jamie has his friend, and she was shitting all over Tony's Corvette. And I was like, you're out of your mind, lady. You're a woman.

Yes. Yeah, basically. But it's 250 grand difference. Giant difference in price. But that fucking car handle spectacularly. And the interior is amazing. I mean, the new Corvette is, I think it's a masterpiece. I think they knocked out of the park.

Not, not as far as I'm concerned. No, it's a ridiculous color. But you got to be an asshole, or Guy Fieri. Yeah, I got to have all of his cars in yellow. Did you know that? I did not know that. No, Guy Fieri. This car's are yellow. Oh, yeah, all of them. Look at that color.

All of his cars are yellow. He's got like a hundred yellow cars. It's the grossest thing you've ever seen in your life. Look, those are always cars. Get the fuck out of here, guys. See, there's a guy that, first of all, he's a 72 shavout, which is like the grossest year ever. Obviously, he had better management than I'd be a 71. Well, he's got, might be a 71 shavout. 71 with the single headlights. I don't know what they did with 71, but they made it gross. Well, that's the one he uses on his ship. Yeah, but look at because he knows the other was a gross go to that picture again with all of the yellow cars come on guy what the fuck are you doing he's got like what is that a fourth generation Corvette Yeah, he's got a older Corvette. Oh, like a looks like a 2000ish Corvette. He's got a G. He's got a ZL one. It looks like in the back.

Yeah, but they look gross. Like the yellow n- I don't- I don't understand it.

He's got a whole fucking- What is this? That's so Ferrari guy. This asshole has all his Ferrari's or yellow. I don't get it. If you're a color blind to be awesome, who gives a shit with color to his, let's roll.

Yeah, wait to go. If you're like a Corvette dealer, and you're ordering a bunch of different cars to sell on your lot, like yellow, you're assuming someone's getting a wrap.

There's always some crazy person. Some crazy person that prefers a gross color. But yellow is like universally the grossest. I agree. Yeah, and then red is the riskiest because if you're like not not more risky than yellow, but next risky because of like red you look you have more of a chance to look at a douche bag. If you have a red Ferrari, you look like more of a douche bag than if you have a black Ferrari correct. Yeah.

Well, a 70 Chevel Red with black stripes looks pretty dope Tom Cruise had one of those in Jack Reacher correct Yeah, that's pretty that was pretty dope. That's a pretty dope. That's the other John. Yes, that's the Mustang. That's the 69 boss 2429. Yeah, that's the car. That's the car. They stole when they killed his dog and sent him on a murder spree and Mr. Like that dog Well, it was a little puppy and it reminds him of his wife. We just got right come on, bro It's John Wick. It's an American movie But that's pretty dope dope car too

I don't understand the yellow cars. It's like I guess it's a really really I really really want you to look at me car. That's what it is.

Yeah. Sorry, bro. Get a wrap on that shit box.

Wow, why would he do that? Maybe it was on the lot and he was drunk. No, he ordered it. That doesn't make any sense. Now, now it's coming from a man who has a red podcast studio.

We had literally five weeks from the time I said I'm getting the fuck out of California to airing a show live on the internet. And it was actually the premiere of it being on Spotify as well. So it was a lot of shit going on. And it was real risky. But I was like, I don't care. I want to get out of California. I don't care. And I got this place and this was a, it was in this particular curvature, this curved shape because it was a conference room. And so I took this conference room and then I hired Matt Alvarez who came in and did all this shit and put the sound deadening in and then I said, and then we got these wall panels and I was like, what color can we get them? Because the wall panels are actually like the sound like acoustic panels to absorb the echo and everything to make the sound better in the room. So these have a reason yeah, so there's a color patterns to me can get different kind of like these these patterns were custom and then the colors are custom like you order them and so I said that's what it originally looked like and so I said red and black would be kind of dope and then once we did the red and black like what color walls I'm like let's make this whole motherfucker red let's get crazy and so that's what we want with

Yes. I got plans where I can't talk about it on the air because I don't want people to know what I'm doing, but I got a lot of other things happening.

Yeah. It's fun to have things happen. It is.

You had a lot of transitions, right? Like the show, and then the bar and grill, and then, you know.

She did well. I thought way above my leagues are way above. Don't ask questions. I keep moving. I know.

I didn't wait very long. So all these things are good. See, see you have a few bad things that a few good things. I like a few bad things because a few bad things make me appreciate the few good things. Yeah, and also get your focus on fixing issues. Because if everything is good, like, what are you? A king? What do you lie in down, getting fed grapes? You're gonna get soft, bitch. You know, you need a little struggle. You need a little problem in your life. You can't just be rolling through life on clouds. It's not good. No. I prefer a little adversity in my life. I actually enjoy it. It's one of the reasons why I like pots so much. See if your life is going great. You get really high as fuck. You get paranoid and you think, everything's gonna, oh my God, the world's gonna end. And then you come out of it and you're okay. To make you appreciate peace.

I haven't found the right stuff yet.

We're drinking shout out to my brother Ron White. This right here is number one. My man's got his own tequila company. Last time we heard we drank your shit.

Well, come on back when you relaunch it. Let's get hooked up on it again.

We might have a half a bottle in LA at the old studio. No, we finished that. I think you gave me another one, though.

Is there a second bottle?

Yeah, they're like leave that shit here just in case just in case Yeah, we get booze from weird places like so I've got a I've got this list of stuff here. Oh, you can ask the people ask this from Terry Virtz an astronaut spent 200 days in space He gave me some fantastic single malt Scotch. I wish I knew what that means sounds good when I say single malt I don't know what it means either

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Yeah, for that they're excited.

Yeah, I don't mean that. That's the same reason why chicks like Wonder Woman. They want to believe. Island girls a kick ass yeah yeah you know you come home in your wife's watching snaps for the 300th time that year you might want to sleep at another room you might want to be nicer to her how about that well that's true the dating care the problem is root cause if she's your wife means at one point time you must have loved each other correct try to figure out where went wrong Richard where to go south

That's they say that but the guys say that are usually losers.

Yeah, I just think that for women like those crime shows are like it's almost like a It's like a way of understanding or a way of being prepared. Maybe they feel like a little vulnerable.

You know the image of your woman and just imagine for a moment. Like every guy you date could kill you. Imagine if you dated women, and all the women you dated were seven feet tall, black belts and jujitsu, and real angry, and they wanted to kill you. But they wanted to fuck you, but they could kill you. That would be a terrible, that's most women, that's the reality.

Was John Bobbett so much of a cont that Lorraine Obama wanted to chop his dick off? I believe so. At one point, times she didn't chop his dick off, so what went wrong?

Right, something happened. I'm not saying, I'm not forgiving her. But remember that was like a women love that one. That was a fun one for women. Yeah, chop it off. Yeah. I took all the scissors out of my house. Good move. It's more than scissors. Nine boxes. There's a lot of ways they could do it. But it is weird that predominantly women like those true crime shows. What would a psychologist would think, not a moron like me, but an actual psychologist that really understands what would drive me.

There was another influencer woman who got murdered recently. Yeah, here in Texas. Yes.

I don't know what part of Texas was. I remember seeing it on the news. Beautiful girl. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a weird world when you're one of those girls who puts yourself out there on the internet. And you never know what psycho is going to get obsessed with you based on your pictures. You know, I mean, there's a lot of fucked up dudes out there.

Just in case, I've stockpiled all the ammo necessary for my task.

Yeah. My suicide vest has been prepared.

What do you do? You can't do anything until they do something. That's serious, right?

Yeah, it's pitty, as he said.

Yeah, I don't know what single malt means. I say it. Like, oh, single malt. Nice.

It's like if someone says, you know, oh, it's a fucking eight cylinder for barrel.

It's double out. Good for you. No, it's not good for you. This is all about this is Irish. You know, is it Irish or Scotch? Scotch? Irish?

They say bad decision making and fun.

Oh, they might be right. You know? See guys like Khan and Gregor. Scotch is from Scotland. What is Scotch?

I'll acquire it. Hmm.

That is the plan. The plan is to ultimately, I got a crazy plan. The plan is to have a place that's completely self-sufficient, like a hunting ranch.

The whole day, solar power, the whole deal. We own water. Yeah. Everything. Yeah. Right on. Yeah. water, animals, vegetables, food, and then room for friends. In case the shit hits the fan. When the shit hit the fan in LA, it opened my eyes. It didn't really hit the fan. The grocery stores were still open. The supply chain was still functional. But I realized that it didn't have to be that way and that we got really lucky. And I was really lucky because I hunt so I had a couple commercial freezers on my property that were filled with frozen food. So I had enough literally enough meat to feed my family for a year. That's right. I was good. But there was a real concern that the world would it would get so bad that the supply chain would fall apart and then I would I'd have to start feeding my friends and then and then so then I started thinking okay well I have resources right so if I have resources will be a wise use of those resources other than Try to get as many cool people on the podcast and spread as much fun and enjoyment and spread a good vibe out there to the world. The other thought was I should probably have somewhere where all the people that I love can exist and survive. So do I get like a golden ticket if I get a couple thousand acres that's the move then move is a couple thousand acres with enough animals that you could you could exit and you know like I was reading about Neil Young Neil Young had I think he's I think he had an issue recently. Do you have a stroke or something like that my making it up? But Neil Young had a, he's got a giant ranch and he makes his own fuel for his vehicles. He makes biodiesel with plants. Okay. So you can make your own fuel. Like you make your own ethanol with corn, you know, just, there's ways you can make your own fuel for you. You can be completely self sustainable.

Not a proper but I watch those shows. The problem with those guys is they're just jumping the gun a little. It's not the problem is not that they don't have valid concerns. The problem is they're jumping the gun. Well, when when everything's great, you can just go to a restaurant or a steak and you can go to a supermarket and buy lettuce and aparagus and and have a nice salad and you can eat well and you're okay. Like why are you fucking canning pairs?

That's what I'm talking about. Yes, that's how you do it.

So if something like that goes up for sale, you can get all your friends to come down.

That's, that's a little too big, because you don't know who the fuck is coming in. When you have that many miles, you're going to have to have so much security. You want, like, a little bit less than that. But the thing is, like, if you had a place where all the people you care about could coexist, If everything, people look at the way the world is right now as bad as 2020 was and they go, wow, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. But that's just because people don't live that long. People live these little tiny little short lives. These little blips. Correct. And they seem long because it's, you know, your alarm clock goes off and like, ah, fuck, I don't want to get up or you have debt or you have this or you have data going through a divorce or you're going through a thing with your business and you're fucking in court and it seems long, but it's not long. The world is long. The universe is long. Life is very short. But during your life you get an inaccurate view of what's possible. And you're an accurate view is based on what you've experienced during your lifetime. Like people that have never experienced violence have a very distorted perception of what's possible. Once you talk to soldiers, you talk to people that have deployed, you talk to a specifically like spec ops guys that have seen some wild shit, they have a whole different world in terms like what they view, then you do, then I do. And I feel like we got a taste of what's possible with 2020. And I think that things can go way more sideways, way more sideways to the point where, you know, during World War II, some untold number of people in the Soviet Union starved to death, under Stalin, starved to death. Like that is not that long ago. Let's less than a hundred years ago. Correct. Like all this could happen again. And all it would take is to fit for things to keep sliding. Keep sliding sideways. Keep going bad. And then the power grid goes down because of a solar flare. And then there's a tack by China that kills everyone in Chicago. And then you're fucked. And then you don't know where your food's coming from. You don't know where your water's coming from. and uh... you want to be prepared but you don't want to be up the problem is those preppers they're just a little too paranoid and they fucked it up for everybody else you know what i'm saying that's why he kept my bullets right now you can't buy bullets right now i need people need to know this people out there that don't own guns First of all, gun ownership radically increased in 2020. Correct. And gun purchases went up and then bullet purchases went up.

You were a police officer back then?

That's great. How did I get involved in that? How old were you when you joined the force?

When were you on the force, pulling people over?

So, how old were you when you got shot?

So you were 22 and you were stopping a car jacket?

You had good taste. He doesn't back then.

Do you, I know we talked about it last time you were here, but that was one of the saddest episodes you show when you had Bert, and I don't sign that transamment and he couldn't even walk. Yeah. It made me think, like, to father time as a mother fucker. Oh, yeah.

He used to have any played football to play football before he was ever an actor.

I'm done. I had the gas monkey barn grunk. Yeah. No way. Yeah.

It was a dodge event. Dana White, who's the president of the USC when he was 40 and he was 40th birthday. They hired stone temple pilots to do, I believe it was his wife who said everything up, but it was his surprise party. And they hired stone temple pilots to be at his birthday party and perform very quickly. And there wasn't, but I don't know, I'm guessing. Less than a hundred people. Those motherfuckers rock that place like it was a 30,000 seat stadium. Yeah, fill with people. This is it.

This is it. Gas monkey live. So check this out.

To shout out to Dodge for fucking stepping the horse power wars.

When they came out with the Hellcat, they're like, let's stop fucking around. Let's get this bitch up to 700 horsepower. That's like an auction. You know, like, hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey, but hey They came out with a shape that was both modern and reminiscent of classic.

Yeah, they nailed it. I used that car before came out in my 2014 Comedy Central special.

I love it. Jamie, find a picture of me. There's a picture of me posing like an Instagram hoe on a This was 2014. This was before the Hellcat was even released, uh, shout out to Matt Ferra from the smoking tire. Oh, I know Matt. He's co-cat. He's a great guy. He hooked it up for me. He got me connected with them and they delivered it to Denver, where I was filming this comedy Central Special, like I had this whole thing about being too high before the show, laying that's me. Holy shit, that does not look like you. What kind of looks like me? We're talking about making ridiculous face. That is a ridiculous thing.

This was like two years in the fast and alone.

This is what the animated monkey.

Oh, that's so ridiculous. But this toxic mask you'll learn today.

Oh my god, that's insane. That's hilarious.

So that's what it was. It falls in line with your life.

You have to keep it. You have to keep it now. Did you not have a GPS tracking on her?

So what's the best one of those of what low jack type deals?

No. No.

But is it a money thing with some cars? Some cars you want to keep them. Well, there's truth to that. Yeah. Like if my 65 Corvette got stolen, I'd be very bummed out. very bummed out. I don't think I'd be able to handle that very well. I need something on that car. Yeah. There's certain, there's certain cars. That'd be me in my green Mustang. Yeah, there's certain cars that are just like, they're more than just a car. It's like a, it's like, I've experienced, I used to, whenever I wanted to, if I had an important comedy show at the store, I would bring that 65 Mustang. because it was a convertible and it was loud as fuck side pipes just full America you know just raging roaring V8 and it's just like a felt a lot no radio no you don't have a car doesn't have a radio it just it's just free but was it true radio delete where it just didn't have one No, it was a rest-home mod. Oh, Steve Stroke did it for him. Got it. I bought it from RK Motors in Charlotte and then I sent it to Steve Stroke and Steve Stroke just that that motherfucker out put a super charger on the L.S. one. It was, oh, well, it has fucking fat to me.

This was a long time ago, man. I didn't even know you. I'll tell you, I'm more than ready to do something with you. Stephen can find that six. It was on Jay Leno's garage. Stephen can find my 1965 Corvette. It's I've always wanted a 65 because there's something about that shape. It's like that's the perfect time when America was like busted out of the 50s and into the 60s and these shapes would get radical. Look at that motherfucker. Come on, son! Look at that car. Are those center lines? That's right, bitch. Center lines. Center lines flat. People complained about them like each shit posties.

That's a fucking amazing car. You know, I'd give them all up except that. Every car on. I'm keeping that forever.

Well, that is the beautiful thing about cars is like, okay, I can't change this whiskey shift. Where's the tequila? You can. Give me some. Yeah, you pour that out there. I know you don't have Corona. I'll take your wish.

That's the beautiful thing about those kind of cars is that someone always wants it. I'll give you have a 1969 boss Mustang. That is someone's always going to want that car.

30s, 40s and 50s. Hot rods. Oh, 1930? Yeah.

Those people are going to go 30, 32 Ford. I don't care about them. I'm not interested. I'm interested in like early 60s to like 71.

You want to picture this type of vehicle?

I know that's the problem. First of all, my memory sucks and my frame of reference is extended. You know, when you're 53, 15 years ago doesn't seem that long. Wow, look how pretty that is. That's not a wagon though. That's not a wagon. But that's a goddamn beautiful convertible. Holy shit, that's nice. When I was in, yeah, similar to that. Oh, wow. You had that in the four speed.

I saw that that is the kind of thing that only a muscle car guy would understand because you you say that to any woman you had a station wagon why are you proud of that like no no woman's gonna be a even Jamie look at him over that kid me

No. Are you allowed to? They just got back the Indians.

So now they could be Indians. They could be Indians and we can't. What are they going to be now?

Well, can Cleveland used to be the Indians what what would be? Repret you're in Ohio. God.

I'm happy to say that after a guy's name because that might be next.

That's hilarious.

But you're an old school American type dude. What do we do but all this political correctness?

I mean it's just like too many people have the opportunity to complain. That's what I think.

Yeah, it's I know what you're saying, but it's not it's not a good time because When you allow people to complain like do you have children?

Oh, so you've gone through the whole course. So you know what it's like to raise a young one?

Listen, that's what made me who I am. I'm fortunate that I had a fucked up childhood, because it gave me motivation. Like, you hear that, Chandler? In a lot of ways. And then it's made me a much more attentive father. Made me pay attention. Yeah, you got two girls, right? Yeah, three. Three. Yeah, three. But what I was gonna get at is that when you're raising kids and you see them and they're young, they complain about shit. They shouldn't complain about. And you gotta say, listen, this is silly. You're complaining about, this is not that big a deal. Let's just do this and get it over with. And they make it seem like it's the end of the world. Like if they can't watch TV at 8 o'clock at night, like look, you gotta go to bed. You gotta be at, oh, and they think it's the end of the world. If you just gave them a social media account and let them complain about things, it would make it seem that those things were really significant. And this is what you're getting with a lot of people. You get to go on a grown-up babies that have a really ridiculous idea of what's important and non-important, and they have access to a Twitter account or a Facebook account, and they just fucking spew, just baaaaaaaaaagree. they're almost all losers. This is the problem. It's like if you want to complain about things all day long, that is time that you're not spending doing the things you want to do. That's time that you're not spending improving your situation, improving your career, getting your life together, whatever the fuck you you're trying to do. That too. Anytime you spend complaining about non-sensical things, which is what a lot of what the internet is. It's time you're not thinking about yourself and they don't realize it because a lot of these people are raised by people that were raised by other people that were idiots. And this is what a lot of society is. It's like you got your parents or morons and then you got to figure out how to not be like your parents and then you start raising kids your own like shit. I got to figure out what they did to me and I want to not do that to these kids. Some people don't get that. All right. You get morons making morons who make morons. Those morons get a Twitter account and they start just back at. Just arguing and they have a venue and then other morons jump on board like, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah. Fuck them. They're all wrong. And then you get all these idiots that find like a little echo chamber and they all spew in the same hole.

I know that they want to bring you down because they look at you and you're having too much fun. That's really what it is. It's what it is in a lot of cases. They want to bring you down because you're having too much fun. But you got to resist that because it's, what is that expression? NV is the only, or is it NV or anger is the only thing that poisons the vessel that holds it? Yeah. It's very deep. It's gonna be better if I said it right. Yeah, it would have been a lot better. It is, it's one of those things where if you have, you think about someone all the time and you're like, fucking rich and rollin' with a juggerid soaks at this and his fucking bullshit and this and they're paying so much attention hating you that if you looked at a pie chart of their life, like how much time do you spend loving and being a good friend and having a lot of laughs? Anger is an acid that can do, man, that's not the, that's too many words. Mark Twain, but Mark Twain said it correctly. So he's probably the first one, everybody else shorten it. Anger is an acid that can do more to harm the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. That's not necessarily true. No, it's not, but it's a smart player can fuck up the whole world if your gang is con. He did a lot more to other people than his own vessel. Oh, yeah, he fucked up the blast. He fucked up the whole world.

Did you ever? There's a guy named Dan Carlin. He has a podcast called Hardcore History. Have you ever heard of it?

He has a series called The Wrath of the Con and it is the craziest fucking depiction of Genghis Khan and his ancestors that I've ever heard or seen. It's like five parts. and it's fucking incredible. That guy killed 50 somewhere between 20 and 50 million people while he was alive. He's killed 10% of the population of Earth. They changed the carbon footprint. The Mongols killed so many people. It literally changed the carbon footprint of Earth, like the what humans have on Earth. Like if you do a core sample, Okay, guy, like why is there so little carbon? Oh, that's when King is calm was alive. He killed so many people. There was 10% less people. You can measure shit. I never heard that.

He's so good. What he does is not a podcast. Like this is a podcast. You and I look at we're fucking pile of empty beers. We got whiskey. We got to get this the podcast. We're talking shit. What he does is like an audio entertainment historical educational experience. It's fucking great. He's a national treasure that guy because he makes history interesting. Wow. Yeah, Dan Carlin and I think cost only like you most of them are free the the ones that are current for free, but they're so expensive to make and it takes so long to make there is that you have to go That's a lot he does a lot of them. He just taught me something. I might have to start watching they're all incredible, but the wrath of the cons is definitely not free anymore when I downloaded it was free Wrath of the concert is there it is. So 10 bucks and I'm telling you it is some of the most amazing entertainment and history. I'm doing a history lesson. It's fucking incredible.

I have no idea who those people are. Those people, they need to rely. They need to hug. Yeah. They think you can't read.

I love change. Change is awesome. It's so good. It gives you a chance to reinvigorate. And also, unless you know the things don't last, like you got to fucking just pick up your shit.

I can't do it. Yeah, I got kids and they tick-tock, one of my daughters tick-tocks all the time, still in the house, like tick-tockin'.

It's kids, kids tick-tock. Cross the land.

Don't be throwin' stuff from me. Okay. I got crazy. They're all tick-tockin' man. I was watching some kid the other day at the mall. I like his parents. They're in front of him. He's like fucking tick-tockin'.

Is your 51? What do you 51? 51. Yeah. How the fuck are we supposed to get it? We were kids. You would listen to FM radio.

Don't need to come over that screen. The American bandstand was kind of before our time.

Soul train was in the 70s, but the thing is like, You know, high school for me is 81. I feel like a coming of age is 81 to 85. Those are the years where... Yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's where like Van Hainland. Van Hainland was a shit, you know.

I see it's almost. Yeah. Yeah. There was Danny Terrios.

Danny Terrio's dance fever. I literally haven't thought of that for 40 years. It just popped into my head for whatever reason. 40 years. There it is. Yeah. There it is. What year was this? 1979. Yeah. 40 years. Yeah. I didn't think about this. Right after it was off the air. I stopped this.

Where's he at now? Now we have, he was the Ryan C. Cress of 1979. Yeah, so moving.

We're going back up back up a little bit. Let me see Danny. What's going on with his tie? It's probably a sock tie. Back up so I don't see your volume thing. What's his tie? What's happening with his tie? Is it outside or is it inside? It's very short. It's a short tie. That is preposterous. Him and Ralph Machio could be brothers easily. Right.

I definitely isn't. Definitely isn't because I don't think Simon can move like that. Simon fell in his driveway on a electric bike and he's fucked literally fuck like his spine is shattered.

The electric by people. Yeah. Come on. Come on and have a fucking hand on. Yeah, god on a frickin' bike. It's your problem. It's Christ. You fell. Is he really fucking silly? I saw it the other day. Calm the fuck on. That drives me crazy. Everybody saw everybody knew what it is. It's not a nerf ball that you're climbing inside of this headline says he could suit not that he did. Oh, oh, is that what it was? Sorry, Simon. Sorry, Simon. Sorry, Simon. Shot of the Simon. Yeah. It's strong. He'll up brother.

But guys always so mean and then he became a vegan for compassion. Like what? Come on man. The fuck is a vegan for compassion? Mean to everybody for so long. Like that shows all about what's part of his gig.

which if this is true it is a little extreme like the e-bike I have only goes to my mouth now it stops there this one can go up to 60 good make go hundred I need oh yeah fast and loud you're talking to rich raw I need that how do you shut your whole jamming what do you if I can socialist

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, rich but not been law from rich rebuilds brought us one, right? That's what we got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's right. We talked about on the podcast. Rich came on the show. Did you ever watch that YouTube show? I have. Rich Rebuild has a great YouTube show because he's basically one of the very first guys that does electric cars and it takes like total Tesla's and they'll take the engine out of this one and they'll put it in the body of that one and do it on any gone way out of his way to sort of highlight the fact that these fucking cars are impossible for a regular person to fix. So then he built his own garage in Boston called the electric garage. Electric garage or electrified garage. What is this garage? Electric garage so he you know, he's like a renegade electric electrified he's a renegade electric car guy like he he's like he had he had to like jury rig some shit and his car even get its work and he had to buy the key from the dude who owned the car like he had to like find the guy who originally owned because you could just get a key he couldn't go to Tesla and say hey I bought this car and then I bought another car put the engine in that one can I got a key like if you went to Chevy And you said, hey, I bought a 2005-06, and I swapped the engine out with a fucking 2015-06, and this and that, this was, that's complicated now. They would give you a key though. They would help. They would work with you. But they would work with you.

That's a car. My first car cost like 350 bucks.

About a 73-shavelle, it died like two days after I bought it. That how could $2,000 get you a key?

I'm like, are you kidding me? 900 bucks for a key. Yeah. It seems ridiculous. It's absolutely. It's one of those keys that does like it has like a little LCD.

Why is it so expensive?

You know what I really worry about? Autonomous cars. You know why? Because they're gonna be better. They're gonna be safer. They're gonna get us where we need to go. Everyone is gonna know. Every car is gonna know where every other car is. It's gonna be real simple. It's going to be every car is going to avoid accidents. They're going to go to speed limit. If you need a car, it's going to encourage people to take public transportation. Because like, why don't I even need a car? If I can't even drive it, I'll just start using public cars or public transportation.

Or you want to do a burnout? That's the point. It, that's dangerous. All those things are very, it's, it's the very independent. They're very American. They're also very dangerous.

That guy's just trying to be present. He'll never be present. Well, now he's probably got a real rough road of it when they busted him eating dinner inside without a mask. And there's a there's a recall right now. A Gavin Newsom recall that's at 800,000 a signature so far. You got a recall Gavin Newsom a recall Gavin dot com on which one it is, but

All I know about it. That's the idea that you're going to stop in 2035. The problem is, there's people that are working right now on carbon, what is it? With a star dimmed, California's new some could face recall. Yeah. He fucked up. He fucked up with a lot of things, but he really fucked up getting caught in that restaurant with no mask on inside sitting right next to you.

If I can't go out and smell the gasoline and hear them roar and feel the car and you know, we're the last of the mohicans. This is what I think. I think guys who grew up like you and I did when we were kids like when I when I worked at a gas station and same my friend John had a brother and his brother drove by Cliffie Cliffie Jewett. He drove by at a 65 GTO convertible and we would all just watch him drive by like wow. And his license plate was chirps, because he would, like, chirp the gears as you don't know if that chirps. And we would all just sit there when he drove by like, wow, there it is, there it is. For me, it was a part of those kind of cars, those muscle cars from the 60s and early 70s that they were, they were a part of life. That was what you aspire to, you know?

Yes. Both of those. Good times fans. Scooby-Doo fans. Do you remember the vans when people used to have like Conan the Barbarian, like the fuckin' stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the fire breathing dragon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a bunch of those vans from that day that were custom vans that were made with like those those fantasy paintings. There you go. That's it. Yeah. Oh, 30 counters. Oh, that looks amazing. Oh, that looks amazing. Oh, that looks amazing. Look side pipes. That van is the shit. That fan is the shit. Come on, son. It's a podcast fan. That is a podcast fan. Jamie. Do we? Do we?

Oh, now we're talking. Should we do a temple did or should we like do like this? Be kind of more vanity. Maybe there's like a value and being more vending.

But the thing is, like, these have the whole side, like, no windows. I had one of these when I delivered newspapers. You delivered it. How did GM say?

Newspaper, the best thing about deliver newspapers for me was that you didn't really have to talk to anybody. Just go and do it. And for me it was perfect. I would just listen to the morning radio and sometimes no nothing at all. I would just think Just think about life, full papers, stuff them in those plastic bags. Obviously, bad hanging from the rear view and then chuck them out the windows. And I was good. I was good at chucking them out the windows. And then I have a few older ladies in particular where I deliver their newspaper inside their door. You had to open them. But I would resist that for most folks. Like a lot of lazy dudes. They didn't want to go out to the driveway to get the newspaper. Like put it inside the screen door. Like, come on, bitch, you can walk. This is for old people.

The ticket book was a bummer because guys would get mad at you because they owed money for getting the fucking newspaper delivered. And they said, you know, there was about two Saturdays ago.

You gotta complain I just I'm here every morning at your house delivering you newspaper Please give me the money, but it taught me a lot about discipline because it was a 365 day a year every job There was no days off. I did not have a single day off delivering newspapers unless I had a fight and I had a travel outside of the state. In that case, I had someone take over for me. I had like one of the other guys at this patch. But every day snow rain didn't matter. Every day I was up at 430 in the morning and I'd go to the dispatch and I'd get my papers do my route. and I was done somewhere around eight.

For me, it was God's end, because I can get money without having to have a boss, hanging over my fucking shoulder every day. Growing up in a fucked up childhood, it was not good for listening to authority. I was bad at that, because I didn't get a lot of it in the house. So I was like, I just wasn't a good employee, like, really. I wouldn't want me working for me. And less, There was a job where you didn't have to talk to me. Like, I knew how to discipline myself and then learning how to discipline myself further with this thing where it's like, just shut the fuck up and do it. Just go there and do it and when it's over, then it's over. But you have to get Zen about it. You have to just do the work. And that taught me a lot in life, because like that learning had a grind. Like that was a big part of my childhood. Like learning how to just show up, deliver the newspapers, and go home and go back to bed and take a nap. That's a valuable lesson, man.

I worked for a landscaper.

Well, when I was in high school, there was a few kids that were real hard. Luckily, that's the other thing about New England growing up in Boston. Those people are hard, work, and folks. They work hard. And it's because of the fact that you have to shovel your fucking driveway or you can't get out. There's no, there's no just waking up. You're living in Miami. It's like fucking 75 in the morning. Get in your car. Oh, they shovel their snow in Miami. Trust me on that. It's more like spooning it. People are moving there now, too. Yeah. A lot of silicon valley is moving to Miami. That's a wrong move. It's not the right move, but good. I'm happy. I'm like, make that sucker move, because there's too many, I'm already, like, I've been here for four months, and I'm almost like, get out of here. Don't move here.

I'm not just a Texan, but I'm a exclusionist. I'm like, trying to keep other people from coming.

Except comedians, I'm trying to move comedians in, but that's something we're working on.

Austin is as much as I can make it.

Well, we need a spot, and we don't have a spot right now. New York is shut down, LA is shut down, and I've been doing these shows with Dave Chappelle at Stubbs BBQ in town. Yeah, the last few weeks. I've seen a couple of this. Bro, they've been fucking amazing. There's so much fun. We COVID test the whole crowd. So the whole crowd can be jammed in there. 400 people.

Here's coming, brother. How well tomorrow night and Wednesday? For the next two nights. Well, just stay.

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Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay Excellent. So, but anyway, the point is comics have been already coming here. But Tony Hinchcliff started moving here. He moved here, Brian Redbend moved here, Tom Siguro's going to move here, but he just broke his arm and his leg. How the fuck do you do that? Dunking at 46 try to dunk Yeah, wasn't good. Yeah, he fell blew his Patel attendant out then he fell snapped his arm in half. It's not good Okay, I talked to him don't you try to jump just about how he was trying to dunk Yeah, I talked to me yesterday. It's not not doing good He's still his rehabilitation center. He can't move and he's like but once it's all done he said he'll actually be stronger than he was before the injury

We built him back. He's my girl let them pump you up a steroids. Let's see what happens. Let's go Tommy puns. Let's go. But there's a lot that are going to move here. Tim Dylan. Even Chipiles been thinking about it. We were talking about it. Somebody asked him on stage the other night and he's like, man, I might

It's not just the taxation. There's a vibe here that I think is really nice. It's very cooler.

Texas is great. All of Texas is great.

I like it. It's pretty fucking cool. I wanted to be here forever. But it was hard talking anybody else in my family into it because LA was so nice to us until the pandemic. And then it was easy. I took the kids down here once and we had like we can go into a restaurant inside of my car. You wear a mask, they fucking temperature check you, you're not sick, you have a side of thing, sit down. Eat like a normal person. They test their employees. We can do this.

I fucking love Dallas. I love it. I would live there. But this was like, where everybody agreed.

Yeah, but you could just fly to Dallas. Let's like five minutes.

I don't have that five minute flight to Dallas. If you, you've got to look at the good and the 40 minute. The good thing about it being semi difficult is this going to discourage Pussies. People that are afraid of a four minute flight. Yeah, you're afraid of getting up a little bit earlier.

How's it 40-minute flight when it's a three-hour drive?

Yeah, but Vegas is like four hours of you pedal to the metal.

Yeah, don't move that spot.

The food is insane here. If you think you know a barbecue taste like, you don't know shit. You need to go to Terry Blacks.

I'd be happy to have you cook for me, but don't you dare disparage Terry Blacks. You stop. I have not had Terry Blacks, so I need to get in line with Franklin's. I need to, uh, I need to bite the bullet. Because everybody says it's worth the line. I'm like, how can you say that in a place that has the most insane barbecue ever? Can it really be worth the line?

Is it long right now? It must be extra long because you got that six foot. Social distancing thing.

Yeah, right? It would be triple the line normally, right?

Who the, can we pay people to wait in that line? They do. They have a whole business. Yeah, because on it, we did that on it hired someone to wait in line so we could get food.

Yeah. Well, what do you mean? It's trying to condition it. It works. On it supplements. Alpha brain. Alpha brain. Yeah. That's the one. It definitely works. What does it do? It improves your memory. The week two double blind placebo controlled studies at the Boston Center for Memory. And they showed increase in verbal acuity, your ability to remember words, your ability to form sentences, increase in your memory. And there's a few other things. Alpha, alpha, flow state, which I don't know how they measure. But what it does for me is Here's how to look at it. You're never the same person. If you're hung over, you're not, your brain doesn't work as well. At least mine doesn't. I don't know you, right? My brain does not work that good when I'm tired. My brain does not work that good if I worked out too hard and then I come here. There's I'm not the same person every day and anybody who's listening to his podcast will know that. There's days that I'm very articulate and there's days that I sound like a fucking idiot, you know, and that's just the average of being a person and living a stressful life. Alpha brain in particular. There's a lot of new tropics that I like. I try there's a gum that I take called neurogum. There's another company that makes this thing called neuro one. That's Bill Romanowski, the football players company. It's a really good. It's what they're called new tropics. And then there's another one called true brain. But the company that I, and one of the owners of is on it, and we make one too. And ours is called Alpha Brain. And I think it's the best one that I've ever used. But, you know, opinions vary. But I'm just saying what we know for a fact. Because it's the only one that I know of that's been had to double-blind placebo-controlled studies that showed efficacy. It does improve your memory. It does improve your ability to form sentences. But you might not notice it. Like if you're a person and you don't have a very difficult job that makes you think on the fly and I'm gonna grab a bunch of those I'm gonna report to my followers

Another thing it's good because you just started working out is the shroom tech. Shroom tech sport that's a quarter-seps mushroom supplement. So it's quarter-seps mushrooms were discovered. I think they were discovered or they first started using them like publicly the Chinese Olympic team and they started breaking all these records in track and field and they breaking all these records in terms of endurance sports. There's something of What did they? There was something about quarter-sips mushrooms. I'm kind of talking out of my ass. I'm trying to remember what the benefits that they found from it. And then other athletes started finding out about it. But it increases your ability to absorb oxygen and increases your endurance.

But anyway, it goes. It may boost exercise performance. Quarter steps have thought to increase the body's production of the molecule A denocene triphosate, which is essential for delivering energy to the muscles. It's the shit. It really does work. It may improve the way your body uses oxygen, especially during exercise.

What's in the CBD energy drinks from the kill clip? Kill clip, yeah. Yeah. The 25 milligrams CBD, which is definitely good for you. And there's a lot of electrolytes that are really good for you, but I don't think the energy comes from a lot of caffeine. I think it's more B vitamins and stuff like that, which is good for you. That's my drink too. Look. CBD, however you can get it, whether it's from tank shirts, drops, or... Gotcha. I like dummies. That shit is just great for you. It's just the big problem, there's a lot of problems people have, but one of the big ones is inflammation. Anything you can do to reduce inflammation in your life is good, whether it's through diet change or through CBD construction. Here it goes. Okay, there it goes. The endo cannabinoid system. Photo, phyto cannabinoids or plant cannabinoids bind with cannabinoid receptors and send a message to the body to do certain things. Like help regulate motor control, immune function, reproduction, sleep, appetite, mood, pleasure, pain, fertility, memory, and temperature. that you could if you want and you have the time you can get into it and try to figure out what the fuck benefit you would get from CBD but for me it's a no-brainer it's 100% beneficial to me in terms of like soreness like sore joints and weird shit that happens to my body from just peeing up and also anxiety and relaxation I love taking it before I go to bed. I take, I use a CBD MD the oil. I just take a bunch of it before I go to bed. It just chills me to fuck out.

Does not wrong with that either. If you want to do it that way. Look how long are we going to be here, bro? You and I were already, uh, we passed the mark. Where we at? We're in the 50s. When we were kids, 50 year olds were dead.

Yeah. People didn't have a good age expectancy. Yeah. So rough time to be a person back then. No CBD. No kill cliffs. It's hard to get. You had to grow your own weed.

You're probably just too busy working to the to the death with no vitamins. We're ever figured out vitamins how to take them that got changed everything You know But you just get your vitamins from the farm field, but did you really I don't know maybe that's why people died at 30 They're eating fucking shitty corn and wheat just no vitamins just passing out Falling over hitting their head on rocks.

You picked a weird time to start. I did not understand at all, but you got a trainer. That's the good move.

I have crazy cows on my table. Ah, my elbow rather from this table.

Yeah, for sure. You get those. You do a lot of podcasts. So when you're doing your podcast, is it the podcast going to be similar to what you're talking about for a television show, like food, travel, the whole deer, or you're going to just talk about life?

Oh, and you're going to go on the road with recordings that you really haven't.

I'll just tell people where to go.

Yeah.

All right, so.

I haven't done anything wrong.

I don't even think I'm getting not a part of this show that I'm nervous about.

Yeah. Yeah, I can't talk worth it. Maybe it's worth it. Sometimes give up.

Don't fuck off. I have stupid social media ideas.

It's not necessary. It's not necessary. You how to deal. You made a deal. You got to be a man. That's right. The deal was don't talk shit. So don't talk shit.

There's no fuck. I don't know what to do then. If I can't talk shit, what am I gonna do?

I think I probably have something in the Spotify contract if I went and looked at it. Probably not supposed to be mean.

It's like, oh, it's just tall. Couldn't be like two pages. Like, I don't want your shit. You don't want my shit. Let's just be together.

Fucking lawyers. But you need them sometimes. No, but she's the best. Otherwise, you would be fucked with this restaurant.

So lawyers are important.

Hmm. So weird thing when people get involved with businesses, you know, money, I could get more if I have someone who negotiates better for me.

No, they don't all suck.

You're in a different business of me, so it's different. I'm in the comedy business and then the podcast thing sort of came along along the way, but managers are very important in comedy and they're very important in like even in podcasts like if you need someone who's going to coordinate with an agent that sells ads and someone who does the business aspects of it or you're fucked. Then you're going to be thinking about that on your own and you only have what we talked about the slice of the pie. You don't have so much brain space. You can't be feeling that brain space up with how much money should me undies give me. You don't have time for that. So you need someone. If you want to do your best work, this is my opinion. You can think about optimizing the amount of profit you do, but the problem with that is oftentimes when you do that, you do that at an expense. The expense is the quality of the work you do, because you're thinking about money instead of thinking about being you and being free and then concentrating on doing the best job you can as an entertainer.

I see where you're coming from, but here's my perspective. The only reason why I'm in the position that I'm in now is because I have these relationships, and they help me get to where I am, and we're in it for the long haul, and I'm not gonna notice 10%. I'm not gonna think about that. What I know is the bad vibes of not having the same agent or the bad vibes of, I've had the same manager since I was an open-minded comedian. I will never get rid of my manager. But this is beneficial for everybody. It's beneficial for them and it's beneficial for. So companies are coming to me, but why am I me? I me because I worked with them and they helped me become me. And one of the ways they helped me become me is by alleviating concerns about money and about business. I don't have to think about that. I don't like to think about that. I'm busy. I like to think about important shit, like muscle cars and talk shit. Those are important things for me. I don't want to think about percentages and fucking long haul stuff. I'd rather other people think about that. People who have a vested interest, they're invested in that success. So you're a team. So those people bring you deals. Some of them bring me deals, but the point is if it wasn't for them coordinating and facilitating it wouldn't happen. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not that guy. I'm not gonna be a guy who goes out and chases down deals. Even if someone comes to me, I'm not gonna know how to negotiate or how to do it right. I will wind up getting far less money than the 10% I give them. I get it. Yeah. You just have to think about it in terms of a instead of thinking about like, oh, I gotta get what I can. Think about it in terms of like, you gotta, it's feast or famine. I'm a feast person. I like, I like, I want a buffet. I want a fucking banquet. I want everybody to come and sit down. Yeah. I don't want to think about famine. I don't want to think, well, I need more and save more. And if I got rid of them, I would have more.

What do they bring? Well, they're your agent.

That's not what they bring. They negotiate the thing. They provide a service.

That's a different, you have a different thing going on then. Yeah. For comedians, I always recommend finding someone that you can trust. And then let them know early on. We're in this for the long haul. I'm not interested in jumping around with different managers.

But the problem was other people were coming to you with things and they weren't bringing you these things, but they were getting the percentage.

Well, I think managers are a lot like TV programs. Dance show hosts. Some of them were really good. Some of them are So everyone's not so good. It's like everything else, man. There's going to be people that are amazing at it, and there's going to be people that suck. And I have the exact opposite experience as you. I get like one or two every now and then come to me, but most of the offers that I get come through my management. But they can't reach me either. That's the other thing. I'm not available to other people. Like if someone comes to me with an idea for a business, like, I'm not, I don't talk to people. I got yourself on a different screen. Yeah, in my friend. But what I'm saying is like business wise, I think that there's a loyalty to a partnership, but again, this is the comedian management relationship, comedian agent relationship. It's a different relationship, because I do a lot of live gigs. I need someone to arrange everything.

It's way different. It's way different. You're a TV personality. And it's a different gig because then you're on television so people come to you and you're like, what are these management people doing for me? They're just taking a piece of money. I would already get.

Right. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I mean, I don't care about the fee. It's a complicated world, bro.

I don't know your business.

I've had the same agent for 14 years and I've had the same manager for 30, no, 29 years. Okay, guys. I'm just talking from my feelings about those kind of relationships. Like a lot of times people start thinking, you know, I deserve more. I'm bringing more. I'm not who I am because of me entirely. I'm who I am because of the relationships that I have with all these other people that have allowed me to be me because I don't have to think.

Well because you don't want to do the fucking negotiation man you let those other people handle it that's the whole idea just because it comes to you just because of an opportunity comes to you from someone else you don't want Those people that are with you, agents and managers, you want them to work out the details. And like you should be happy. Hey, this guy, he says he wants to do something, can you talk to you? And then boom, they talk to that person and you don't have to think. If you had to think, the 10% that you would save by thinking about it, that money is, that's real.

We have a different situation. We're talking about two different things. See, I'm defending my own personal situation, which is like very, and I'm poopooing my, yeah. My mind is like, my people are family. So it's like, I have to defend them. It's a different thing. I get it. They're family, not a problem. Like legitimately, they've been with me forever. But I get it. If you're, look, the agent, and manager situation with an artist is one of the most tumultuous, controversial, religious, so-called show business.

So you're aging that you had a relationship with.

When did he tell you the day up and they didn't tell you for a whole year?

Never said anything.

Here's my thought on that. I think that a lot of these places, like whether it's CAA or any big place, they have so many artists and so many deals and so many agents. They just can't keep track. They can't. Do you have a manager? I did.

Wow. Here's the how the relationship works with comedians. You have a manager and the manager talks to the agent. The manager hopefully is with you forever. That's my case. In the agent, I have a long relationship with my agent, but agents are negotiable. They move around. They quit. Correct. They don't have a full-time relationship with you. You have a relationship with the agency. But the relationship you have with the management company is permanent, essential. Correct. Yeah. So it's a different deal. But a lot of these places, whether it's figure out the name, whatever name you want, what they're doing is they're trying to accumulate as much talent as possible. They want hundreds and hundreds of clients and then some of them work out and some of them don't. Correct. They just throw enough shit against the wall without you know with luck for the lack of a better metaphor and they they hope the best stuff sticks and luckily we are shiny shit.

We are sticky shit. We're sticky shit. That's what we are. But it's a fucking weird business for them, too. I can't imagine being into business where I relied on someone like me. Some crazy asshole that has not followed any rule ever that is somehow another reasonably successful through some sort of strange method that no one understands and there's no like traditional pattern that you can follow that makes sense like a person who's a movie star or television star. I could imagine. working with me. I couldn't imagine. I mean, this is your line on me to pay your mortgage. Your line on me to be successful so that you can, I don't, I don't want that job. I don't want to rely on them. Yeah, never. Guys like you and I, we don't want to rely on other people. But some people are really good at it. I really want to rely on myself sometimes. Like, fuck it. That's the one thing I have. I rely on me.

Where are we going from here? We just complained about show business during the pandemic. Always a dangerous move. Because most people like, I just want to open up my fucking restaurant and piece of shit. Jam owners, man, fuck those people are getting screwed over because the one place that people should be going to right now when there's a health crisis is a fucking gym and they're being shut down. This is ways to get away from that and they're not letting them Just fucking such a weird time. Just such a weird time to the point where it doesn't seem real. Like you wake up at the morning and, you know, you brush your teeth and go, what is going on today?

Nothing. Oh yeah. What's happening again? New Jersey gym, fame for Define COVID-19 lockdown, orders, fines, more than 1.2 million. They're at 1.2 million. How is that possible? How much of the fines?

Jim has more than 60 citations, totally more than 1.2 million, despite not having a single infection linked to the business after more than 83,000 visits. Holy shit.

I've seen that guy. That's the guy in, that's the guy in New Jersey. And what's going on with him is, you know, he keeps saying, like, right there, fuck you Murphy. What do you say? The governor, governor Murphy. Okay. So it's 15,497 dollars and 76 cents per day for day. Well, that's real logic. We can pay for a day.

We got a pay for one day.

I feel like he's put that on the post. Yeah. Me and Joe are paying for a day. We put it on the internet. That's better than the post. I'm not kidding. No, I'm not either. I think that's a good thing to do. And I think if we can get as many people who can chip in to chip in and pay this guy's fees, does he have a go-fund me, Jamie? He must. Or he's so gangster, he doesn't want one.

We're in. It seems like a good thing to be in on. I found one. Yeah, yeah. You did find one. Let's put it up. So people could see it. He doesn't need our money. It's up to $352,000. He needs our money. He's got a $100,000 goal, but that's before he realized that he was up to $1.2 million. All right, that's so crazy. So what is it? Go fund me. I guess. It spelled weird. It spelled the A-T-I-L-I-S, A-T-L-S, B-E-L-M-A-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, A-T-L-S, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M-W-R, B-M- Yeah, it's crazy. You and I just jumped in. Other people should jump into. It's like gems are ridiculous to close down. Like people are trying to get healthy, fuck. And you look at the like there's a pie chart. They've showed of traceable COVID infections. and like the restaurant thing is so infuriating to restaurant owners because it's only 3% 3% out of 103 are at these restaurants but yet more people are getting infected at grocery stores more people are getting infected at hotels all these different places that are open and essential it happens

I knew it. I saw the face of Tony Hitchcock, the other day it was the same face. The I have to pee face. Go pee. We'll be here when you come back.

No, I was actually pushing my man pants down. Right back. He needs to get himself some. Yeah, we double-door it. We need to get himself some rev-town jeans. One of the fuckers got some bullshit jeans. Oh, it's locked.

Clares. How many years can he drink like that? Just be fine.

Oh, for the day. That's enough for a couple of days. That's called programming. Pre game. Well, it's also like these light beers. They don't they don't seem to have the same kind of kick.

My claws. You haven't had one though apparently. Look at me. I got hair on my chest. All right. All right. All right, man. Don't drink white claw. Okay. Meanwhile, I'm a big fan of Zima. He's like Zima's. People give me so much of a hard time from Zima. I'll bring back Zima's. What happened, Zima?

That's what this is. I mean... Oh, white claws the same?

Ah, there you go. Did you see the marketing? He clawed.

I was at the improv in Hollywood and John Hanson gave me so much shit for drinking a zema. I was like, do you taste good?

Well, whatever Terry Verts gave us this, uh, laugh, I don't even know it's that.

It's stiff. It's got this weird PD sorta boggy fucking swamp taste. That's how it's tasted for 75 years. Yeah, a lot of people love that. You know who's got the best sort of a PD bog thing going on? Oh, it's not even that. It's really a smokey. Is that Josh Barnett shit? More master? he's got uh he's got it it's interesting how people like different styles of whiskey you know like there's people that are there whiskey taste testers the same way uh so mallier is a wine tester i don't i don't want to know there's those are things that i don't want to know i don't want to have that knowledge rich or wrong is back drain the dragon back in action

Drain the silly little rat.

I think people get a little too far. Do they have it?

Don't be scared. We're in Texas. You'll be fine. You're protected.

Yes, it will taste. I don't care what it tastes like. I'm just trying to get fucking blasted.

Well, you know, there was an article that came out today in the newsfeed that was showing that there's something in the flavors of vaping. is what's fucking people up. It's not just vaping tobacco smell. It's actually the flavors. See if you can find that.

I think the issue. There's a multi-fold issue. There's a quality issue. Flavors added to vaping devices can damage the heart. Yes, that's what I saw today. the peeling array of fruit and candy flavors that entice millions of young people to take up vaping can harm their hearts a pre-clinical study by the University of South Florida. All right, it's already out the window. It's fucking Florida University. They're going down there to do coke and drink tequila. You say that's a bad thing. Nope. Mountain studies indicate that the nicotine and other chemicals delivered by vaping while generally less toxic than conventional cigarettes can damage the lungs and heart. But so far, there has been no clear understanding about what happens when the vaporize, flavoring molecules, and flavored vaping products after being inhaled, enter the bloodstream, and reach the heart. I think part of the issue is also that these motherfuckers are doing that shit all day. I know a kid who got really sick, get a real problem, and he was a college kid. He was 19, and he was vaping all day, all day.

No.

No. No. But vaping, there's something about, it's also the quality of the oils that they're using to make the vape, like they can use some shit quality and that stuff can, you know, it's like, uh, it's an irritant for the inside of your lungs. Yes. Unlike the alcohols.

That's what I'm saying. Right? So good for you. How good do you agree? How good does it feel to pee when you have to pee?

It's like, it's one of the most underrated pleasures.

Yeah, when you really have to go in and you finally get in, like, oh, I don't know if I make that in that face or not. I do. I don't care anybody's watching. I don't care. Are we lying? We pretend that we don't like this. Like, pain.

Bring it up.

Whoever challenged you that needs to die. Get off Twitter. Yeah, to die. Go out and run.

You got to do that. Yeah, there's a lot of good tattoos, though. Okay, so it's a lot of good artists in general food artists, a lot of good stuff. Every artist is down. Yeah, there's a lot of great musicians.

This evening. Well, the problem is it shows not going to come out until tomorrow. So we're going to have to put it on Twitter.

put up put up your tattoos take a photo of it put on the Instagram and say hey I'm in Austin I'm here for a couple days I need a fucking tattoo boom yeah that's pretty cool it's better than Cardi B one if I knew that it worked that just put it on the Instagram

I didn't. You be like the hat the cat and the hat. The grinch stole Christmas. I don't know what it's like. How's he still Christmas? He's near whoville didn't steal it for the whole world.

Yeah, around there, 2000 2000.

Ooh, like, uh, what kind?

Yes. Yeah. All we featured that many times. Yeah. They made some dope shit. They make like a million dollar vehicles.

I think you can make that.

Hmm. the bodies. The body. Yeah. Look at that. Come on, son. Come on. That is a pandemic vehicle for ever.

Oh, Jesus, you're going to be killed. What kind of gas tank does that thing have?

Look at the interior. Yeah. Look at that.

Look at this. I'd have flush pillows. Look at that fucking place, though, man. That is so amazing.

I don't know. But we've talked about multiple times. I have multiple times things. We've talked about them. How many times, Sammy? Six.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a podcast, Sammy. Yeah. This is amazing.

So if you're living in an earth realm, they're certain for free. There's certain people that get to a certain point in their life, or they're like, why am I just staying in one spot? It's all live. It's why I drive around and go see Moab.

Wow. That's crazy. That's a giant tank man. God, that's so much money to fill it though.

Listen, that's a lot of fucking gas. Next level in luxury overland vehicles. That's a fact. If you if you're one of those people that just doesn't want to live it in a part me just want to travel around to fuck that you get one of those parts and you go take the Joe Rogan experience on the road.

I'm busy. Good luck with that Richard Rawlings and your gas monkey experience on the road. Yeah. Because I'm not doing that. I wouldn't mind doing it. Like what Jamie said with a van, no one that can't go that far. Oh, yeah. Take that van to a comedy show.

Oh, it's shit. Look out, expensive.

Wow, 580 grand for a used one. Click on that bit. Yeah, get you some of that.

It's got 36,000 miles in 1,580 grand. That seems a little pricey. That's pretty nice. So what is it new?

You don't say from the back cabinet. Ooh, from the bunk cabinet.

Oh, they're going to, uh, FLIR infrared camera to spot UFOs. What do you thought's on UFOs? Richard?

I went on that trip for a long time. I don't believe we didn't. I don't think we landed on the moon for a long time. Here's why. How did you change? I abandoned it, talking to smart people. that actually have enough data about what happened. It's not that it's impossible that it was faked. It's that I really have no business saying it was faked because if anybody's going to trust me about anything, ever, I have to be honest about everything. And if I'm honest about that, I have not put enough time or effort into actually understanding and studying all the data that's available that indicates that we did go to the moon. I think it's it's it's it's fun and it's enticing to just say I don't think we went to the moon and I've done that and I've even argued it successfully based on a lot of different variables but I think at the end of the day I don't really know what I'm talking about unless I want to like study like deeply deeply study what they did, how they came to the, how they figured out, how to get people on the moon, how they figured out, how to get people back. Unless I want to do that, I really should shut the fuck up. That's what I really think. I really think that because I think it's a complex issue and I think it's so simple to look at a complex issue and just say, I believe this or I believe that. But you really shouldn't say that unless there's a reason why you believe something. And sometimes people believe things because it sounds more fun or because it's more convenient or because they're more conspiratorally oriented. It seems like more exciting to believe in the conspiracy. All the things that I'm saying don't mean that conspiracy doesn't exist. But it's just that if you want to call bullshit, you should know what you're talking about. And I don't. That's reality.

Here's how I like to look at things. I see what you're saying. And what you're saying is, if we would have bumped, we would have definitely bumped. Here's what I say. There's a high likelihood that if we went to the moon, that we would continue to explore space and we would advance on the type of travel that we use to go to the moon, but we're not in a wood advance, just like everything else. If you go to 1963 and you look at when Kennedy said, we will land a moon, man on the moon and there's decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, because they are hard. In 1969, you know, when they landed a man on the moon, cars drove like shit. TV's were useless. There was so much technology that was nonsense. In 2020, we still can't really put a man on the moon right now. That doesn't mean they didn't put a man on the moon. This is what I used to think. I used to think it meant they didn't put a man on the moon. But now what I think is It's very expensive and very difficult to put a man on the moon. Did they do it at one point in time? They said they did and I don't know if they did or didn't. Realistically, but I do know they haven't invested the same kind of money that they used to win the space race against the Russians. They haven't invested that kind of money in the same way like with this competitive American spirit behind it. They haven't done that sense. And that's allegedly what allowed them to get to the moon and to do it before the Russians could. Even though the Russians were the first people in space, the Russians had all these different first manned space, first animal in space. There was so many first satellite in space. There was a monkey, but the first manned space, too. Even though the first manned space, I believe they put a manned space, but the problem with their claim is they released video footage. Um, that uh, what was the name? The guy's name? Yuri. I'm trying to remember the first guy in space. Uh, but the footage that they use with they showed on television was a hundred percent bullshit. The footage was like a recreation of this guy in space. So they shut because there's shadows. So like there's like a light here and this guy's in, but the actual module, whatever the capsule was, they launched them into space. It was way too small to have a conventional camera from 1967 or whatever the fuck it was.

That's a fact. We definitely have been to space. The question is, have they gone all the way to another body like the moon and returned?

It's not really good argument. Here's why it's not a good argument. Because the hunters and gathers really did advance for hundreds of thousands of years. What happened is agriculture. Agriculture allowed people to establish cities, cities allowed people to build up walls so the enemy couldn't get in that easy and then it allowed people to think. During that thinking, that's when people advance technology and literature and their understanding of the world itself. That's where Galileo came up with his ideas about the universe itself and that the Earth wasn't the center of that universe. It's not a hunter and gather thing. It's actually step removed from hunter and gatherer, which is agriculture. Agriculture, which allows cities and These places where people can be safe and they have accumulated supplies of food so they can think about things. So this is what's required to go to the moon. The hunter gather thing, this is why it falls apart because hunter and gatherers would never go to the fucking moon in the first place. You have to stay alive. You have to feed your kids. You have time to spend a couple of weeks flying to another fucking rock that's hovering over the earth.

But hunter-gatherers do you do the top of that?

There's no air up there.

Plants convert oxygen, or they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen. They would release oxygen. So they'd need some carbon dioxide. There's no air. There's no nothing. So we just don't gas it.

Bro, you need more than that. You giant tanks of gases that are in native to Earth that don't exist on the moon. I see what you're saying about the hunter-gatherer thing. And I see how you think we're conquerors. We would go and turn our gathers were not the conquerors man.

Maybe, maybe, but maybe not. Maybe they would be too busy with the Cold War. Maybe they'd be too busy with all the different problems they had with the Vietnam War. Maybe they would be too busy trying to fund education and healthcare. They don't have the money to fucking put people on the moon. Maybe it's so expensive. They just can't do it all the time. I don't think it is. Do it out to be a reason where you can make real money doing it. And that they're in lies the problem. A lot of people that think that's also why they canceled the Shuttle program. But again, you're talking about fucking idiot. You know, I don't know. two idiots. Space adventures is charging 150 million per seat. A price that includes months of ground-based testing, although this is on a fly-by mission. Bullshit. We're not land on the moon.

Space tourism. So 150 million per seed for space tourism and then virgin space was like 250 to go into orbit, right? Yeah, I think it's like a yeah up and down. Yeah, it just goes around the earth a few times like a half hours. Okay, just go higher than the planes that's supposed to be mine. I had Terry Verts on last week. He spent 200 days in the space station. We talked to those dudes and they talk about like like there's me before I went to space and there's me.

It's just a heavy thing to be in space for 100 days.

I don't like how he's ripping off my boyfriend. Elon Musk seems like he's lying about things. We just go straight up and then come down. Yeah, more or less. There's a video of him in Elon and Elon like years before like a compushing thing and then Jeff Bezos say they're going to be the first to accomplish things after Elon's already done it. Allegedly. But I'm glad that he's doing it. I'm glad that there's rich people at blow money doing crazy shit new galan if you're rich you have to I mean that's what cuts the path for the future go back to race hell are really big step in orbital reusable launch vehicle that will build a road to space I just it's you got 150 billion. That's the move right you're got like Jeff Bezos 150 billion hot girlfriend No, you think she's hot.

I think she was a good wife.

How many people would have to do it successfully before you be like, I'm in. I'm not against any of it.

What was it? No swam? Yeah. Give up your DNA. Yeah. Give it your DNA every time you leave a Starbucks cup in the fucking garbage. Well, this is true. Yeah, listen. Don't worry about your DNA. Who's out there scratching up your DNA? It's the the problem is like who's collecting it? What are you doing with it?

Yeah, that's Stan, I'm comedy talk.

What does this have to do with vaccines and putting people on the moon? Has nothing to do with vaccine supposing people on the moon? Jesus Christ, how many years would have to go by before people were doing commercial space flight before you decided to just take a, take a shot. See what's up. I think it could happen tomorrow. If somebody, like, comes to you with a solid concept, we're going to put you in space, bring it right back down to earth.

Does that what it means? I think it means there's a lot of like benefit in being one of the people that innovates in space travel. If you could come up with a thing where you send people into space and every time you do it, you could charge someone 100 grand and you get like a million people a year to give up 100 grand and go flying into space. That's a lot of fucking money. It's only 100 million dollars. A million people. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to talk about your past or anything. No, it's not 100. It's 100,000. Yeah. It's 100 million. That's 100 billion.

Well, that's when you do math. Yes. So like if you're a Jeff Bezos and you can make 100 billion doing that. I mean, you wouldn't make 100 billion. What if you make 50 every year, putting people in the space? That seems very valuable.

Right. But if people will spend a lot of money doing it, and then if you can figure out a way to escape Earth's gravity and land on the Mars or land on, you know, Europa, on one of the moons. But I'll wait if you can figure out a way to fucking fly around Venus and come back home. What the fuck is the point? The point is the experience, just like the point of going on Everest, like is the point being at the highest spot, like who gives a fuck if you enter the highest spot? Nobody gives a shit, but the point is the experience. The experience of going there and knowing that it's a difficult thing to do, and it gives you an unusual vision, an unusual perspective, and experience a few people rarely see. Add block, you motherfucker. Got to disable add blockers on. Take it to Mars will eventually cost less than $500,000 Elon Musk says. Well, thank you Elon. What a bargain.

But if they really do get to that point and they probably will. Look, if you go back to the invention of the first automobile in like the 1800s and then you look at what they can do today with like, uh, Jamie has a Tesla Model X. They go shut the fuck up bro. They're great. It goes, they go zero to 60 so fast. It doesn't seem right. And it's a SUV. They're so fast. Did you drive in one, ludicrous mode? Yeah, I have it. Like, if you drive in one like that? Yeah, they're preposterous. They're so fast. So you go from that old car that was like, you know, fucking 20 horsepower to what he's got. It's insane. Now go a thousand years from now. There's no way you can guess. And if you look at what we can do right now, if commercial space flight is a real thing, and they're flying people into orbit, There is no doubt in my mind that whatever the amount of time it is, whether it's 50 years or 100 years from now, they're going to absolutely have space flight to Mars and bring people home. They'll probably come up with some new propulsion system, some fucking wild crazy shit that we haven't even thought of before.

As long as you say circums nav as it's, I think you know what you're talking about. Circuit magic being like at NASA. What you guys need to do is fucking the circumstances now that it gets exactly get it around. It's not gonna go straight up boys never go straight up. There's spins you gotta go with the spin in the earth. Never go straight go forward. It doesn't go straight. It looks like it's going straight. but it goes straight in relationship to where you're standing, but not in relationships with the earthspending and the way the fucking plants are aligned. It's all complicated. Another fucking ad pop. Jesus, dude. I thought you were supposed to be really good at this. He's the best. That's not the problem. Problem is, pop up bads. NASA is launching a 4G mobile network on the moon. Yeah, well, when I have 6G, I'm not going to settle for 4G on the moon, you fucks. That's like getting like 1x in the Amazon.

Jeff Bezos is going to be with that girl that you don't even like on the moon.

I got a P2. So we can either wrap this up or I can pee and we keep going.

What you got your notes? Oh, I'm just picking up my, have you thought about what I said about space travel?

The argument is that every single technological achievement from 1969 is easier, cheaper, and faster to reproduce today except going to the moon.

The argument is that everything from then you could do cheaper today in easier. Like televisions. Well, they didn't work at it. That's the problem. The only thing they didn't work at is like being how much innovation have there been in air flight in a like commercial air travel not much propellers it's been a hundred or sixty nine they already find jets When did they start flying jets?

Well, the cardboard killed people that they can't kill. Like that was uh, what was that getting you to France and like two hours or something?

I don't know. I think the thing that happened to them was on the runway. I think it lost a wheel or something on the runway and killed a bunch of rich people or ran into a tire. Something like that.

Sure. I mean, it's got super sonic speeds, you know. I mean, how the fuck does it not break? It wasn't that bad.

That's kind of crazy if you think about progression like in 2000 you could fly its supersonic speeds commercially you can't do that now so that kind of throws a monkey wrench into the idea that things always get better because they don't always when they cost too much money they don't always get better I don't think cost too much money they were complaining about the sound and the sonic boom oh yeah that too right yeah Yeah, but I think there was also a danger of it. It's like people a bunch of the last flight. I think a bunch of people died that were very wealthy. Is that true? Only 13? Oh, yeah. That's a little more than 13.

Yeah, and a lot of them were very wealthy. I think when you get hit with those lawsuits like So that's one of those things that from 2000 to 2020 did not get better, that actually stopped. You know, it's a lot of money to get people on the fucking moon. It's just one of those things where I think eventually they'll get to space tourism and it'll expand past the moon, it'll go to Mars and it's gonna happen. But it might happen a hundred years from now. You know, it might happen two hundred years from now. We might be shocked if how long it takes.

Because we hadn't been there. We might have did it once. Yeah. We might have did it once in a bunch of fucking cowboys. Okay.

Oh, me? Do you know they don't have telescopes that can actually see that that clearly. Yes, they can.

Yes. Do you know that helps to see them work? They don't work that way. There's a long distance thing and then there's a close distance thing. Like you could use magnifying things like binoculars and telescopes that are like low magnification and you can get like a good image of something's not too far away. But then when they start getting too far away, Yes, the flag is still in the moon, but you can't see it. The Hubble is not pointed at the fly. Here goes the Hubble Space Telescope is only 2.4 meters in diameter much too small. resolving the larger lunar rover, which has length of 3.1 meters, would still require a telescope 75 meters in diameter.

But do you read what that thing just said? I get your country wisdom where you're looking at it and you're like, if we had this, we would have that. But if you look at that thing, it's saying that the Hubble only has a thing that's 2.4 meters and you need something much larger. Was it 75? 75 meters, which is almost a football field size to be able to see what's on the moon. Like, they didn't have the Hubble before, right? They didn't have the ability to take these high definition images of things that were way far away. Now they do. But to have something that gets really close to things, you need something that's even more potent. So, for people not like you or me, we're arguing about shit that we don't study.

We brought it up on a podcast. I'm million people asking.

You don't care about a alien they're paying attention Personally out of if you were an alien wouldn't you be fascinated by hotrod culture?

If we are an ant farm and we don't know that we're an ant farm and we're living and we understand how the ant farm works. The real problem is if the owner of the ant farm shows up, up until then we're just living. You know, if this really is like some complex ant farm for people, we're having fun. What's all good?

Okay, shit. Everything's fine. The real problem is if the ant farm owner shows up, that's the problem of these fucking UFOs that keep showing up. The ones that eat to New York Times puts on the front page of their newspaper. Is that a real newspaper? Yeah, it's a real paper. They do it in New York State. It's a city called Manhattan. Well, now I've been there.

Well, they're more often a paper than they are not. Sometimes they fuck things up, but they're more often accurate than not. Yeah. They were more accurate in the past than they are now. Now they are ideologically driven. They tend to be a bit woke, but they're still probably the best newspaper on earth. Is it woke? Yes. Well, you know, woke. This rules, you know, the work, woke rules. You don't give a fuck about those, right?

I mean, yeah. Um, but do you think that aliens have visited it?

I don't know. The alien pussy. Imagine. I don't know if that was a trick. I mean, if aliens are smart enough to figure out what we find attractive, they would just tune into that in the most perfect way. Like find out some things that we're attracted to that we didn't even know and just bring it to us. You know, like if they can read, that's a cool shit I would say. Yeah, I mean like fish lures. Here's a perfect example. If you do fish, I have, okay. There's some fish lures that don't look anything like a fucking fish. They don't look like anything a fish would eat like a crankbait or no a spinnerbait. You know what spinnerbait is? Yeah. Yeah. It's got the big crazy tail. The other thing next to it's been in water. Yeah. We show a spinnerbait. I got it. It's pulled it through the water spinning. Yeah. And it drives a large mouth bass fucking crazy. Yeah. You see that thing and they're like, God damn it. I can't take it anymore.

That's the fucking hell of a fish.

You got anything, Jamie? It's just from people using them, not like just so spinnerbait in action. Nothing. Well, just show a picture of a spinnerbait. Just give me an image of it. Just so people can see this thing is nothing like anything that I've fished. Oh, there you go. So like it's almost like a little fish chasing an octopus. It doesn't make any sense. So it's such a weird device. But large mouth, basco, fucking crazy. What if aliens figure out some sort of a version of that for people? Thank you. You know? You feel me? You know what I'm saying? Like what if what we find attractive that they go, I don't know, you don't even know what you think is actually attractive. If you want to check with not regular tests, but teeth just chomping teeth or you know, like whatever whatever the fuck is.

Let's talk, let's say eyes. Okay, extra eyeballs. You know, would they be scrutinizing? A man likes a woman with like warm accepting seductive eyeballs. What if she's got four of them? I would trust the combo for you get used to it.

But if they were running this ant farm, they figured that out. That would be our issue. All right, Jamie's leaving us.

Let's talk about some cool shit Talk about Jimmy's sneaker issues. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. What's coffee? Bring this off. Who needs it? Me I eventually have to get out of here

So do you have a for the people that are following you like your fans at home? Do you have a map of when they can expect all this new content these new ideas?

I've been very quiet about it. Well, cats are the bags, sir.

It's good time. It's good time for transitions. Shit to get weird. You know, this is a good time. So world's weird. It forces people to figure out what's the best version of what they want to do.

No, but it's true though, but it's true. Isn't it funny that you got there from personality? Like that is really what it is. It's love of the thing, but it's also personality. The personality got you there. You're going to copy into Gila?

But it's good for the table. But isn't it good to have things happen where you don't really know what the future holds? It gives you energy. It makes you, you know, makes you energized.

You know, because before I couldn't think, you guys had a sizable fan base, too. Do you have a way, are you using your social media, like, when did you, what, like, what kind of wraps that they have in your social media and when did that?

Wow, but nothing not what he said nothing.

I know nothing Um, so you, state and touch with fans through gas monkey.

When do you plan to have something new rolling out? February. February. Yeah. It's going to be good. That's a good time, too, because like vaccines will have kicked in for most of the country, you know?

Well, I'm looking forward to seeing them. This is a lot of fun, dude. And we're in the same state. How many beers we polish off?

It's a very good Monday. You had four? Yes. Before breakfast? Yes. How do you look so good? You don't look like a Hagrid alcoholic. Oh, I know.

Fill in the blank with your own imagination. Jamie, would you got juices in the face? Jamie?

Can he put a top fuel dragster on the street?

Oh, really? Yeah. But it has to pass emissions with those fucking things pass emissions.

Okay. California has some things right. You can't just let people blow coal out of the back of their car.

Right, I know. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a mission standard, right?

So, pollute the air. No, because it's going to suck for them.

And I like how long internal combustion engines becomes an ideology. It's like a religion. It's like Mormonism. I come from the cult of the diesel engine. You I think we have to figure out a way to get the fucking bad shit out of the air. And that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping some super smart A head type dude is going to figure out how to suck all that bad stuff out of the air. I'm not going to worry anymore.

There was an article that we brought up in the podcast previously where they had a concept for an air cleaner that was literally the size of a building, like a sky-rise air cleaner. The place in the middle of a city and just suck out all the particulates and pollution and all the bullshit out of the air. Was that China? They were talking about doing that? Do you remember?

You're a deficit. That kind of bullshit will never get out of the air. But I think there's a real possibility that they might be able to pull pollution out of the air. Like definitely. I really do think that. And then the carbon in the air, like the excess carbon that we're spitting out, There it is, Sun. Smaller second tower, Sun.

Scientists at the University of Earth environment. First of all, just the scientists at China's Institute of Earth environment, those people are probably secretly polluting. It's like a cover story. Are you kidding me? Scientists in China. Institute of Earth environment have constructed what they say is the world's largest air purifier in the northern city of. You say that John is at John and I can't even work my room. The experimental smog sucking tower stands over 100 meters tall, 300 fucking feet, and is designed to improve air quality in the city where standards regularly fall short of expectations set by the World Health Organization.

And what are they doing? Carbon is valuable. So that's the thing that carbon itself is a commodity, right? They can make things with carbon. If they can really pull bullshit out of the air, that bullshit might be valuable. They just have to figure out a way to make it worthwhile. And if they can do that, then they can have one of those stupid things like every block. It's like, if that's how we saw blocks, we saw blocks with an air cleaner and everything was like perfect. All our issues with like, like, how many autoimmune issues have to do with pollution? They say that living into big city with a lot of pollution can drop your life expectancy by 10 years. You know about the shit, Richard Rollins?

That's Jamie's all about gymnastics. It's all about those parallel bars.

Jamie's all about that.

Well, you can do that too. I hope for the best. The thing about drinking beer and having a good time is like, you don't have to like do it all that. You take parts of your day and do other stuff.

It's 420. What is it?

Yeah, light it up. We've been here for like a year.

Podcasts are weird business, huh?

Right because if we were doing this anywhere where there's like a real producer or an executive or someone Who had any self-respect? It would stop this and they'd be like what are you fucking it? It's your weed. What are you fucking idiots talking about?

Yeah, but we killed it. You want to kill it? What's gonna live forever with fucking half its body gone?

I don't think so. We're just talking about 420. How do we get to that?

Oh, that's right. Carbon air being able to do something with the materials they pull out of the atmosphere. So they can make it valuable. Then they'll clean the air up and then they'll be no dirty cities anywhere. That's totally possible. That's smart enough people recognize all that shit. It's ruining everything. It's actually you can figure out a way to like economically process it where it makes sense. You can make money.

That's a fucked up situation. It is a fucked up situation. I wonder how many people in Oregon grew the long pinkie now. Just to deal with the bullshit.

Can you do Coke with a dollar bill? Why do you need a fucking straw? Are you so selfish about your Coke use?

Oh, right. Did they say they're like something like some crazy percentage of $100 bills have Coke on? No, aren't all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Everything has been in circulation. Yeah.

I'm a fan of cash, not just because it's like a piece of paper and you get things for the piece of paper, but also because it passes around. Like if you're holding on to a $20 bill, how many people have that bill before you? It's not just you like it's in circulation like that term circulation is real.

They look at it.

You're like, are you 3500 cash? You open up that box? It's like when Vin Rames open up that suitcase and pulp fiction.

I got a little Scott to look at it. Remember that? Yeah. Show that, Jamie. Fuck yeah. Have you ever seen Vin Rames when he opened up the suitcase and pulp fiction? Yeah. That's what cash is like.

That's John Travolta opening up the suitcase going, oh shit.

Oh, that's awesome. It's assumed what that is. I'm sorry. No, no, they never showed it. Yeah, no. The fucking show. That's your Bruce Wills, too. Didn't Vingram show to Bruce Wills?

Just take them to fucking.

How long do you fuck with you for? Like three hours. So they just wanna make sure you're not buying drugs.

It's a good drug. It's a good drug. But it's a weird thing where you can only have like so much. Like you could show up with like, what is like 10 grand? They can't fuck with you. Like if you deposit more than 10 grand in the bank, they're like, what are you doing?

What if you're a baller? What if you're one of those dudes? We're like diamond teeth. We just like everywhere you go. You got a fucking Gucci bag filled with cash.

Oh, he knew you. What do you do if you if they catch you and they can take it? Oh, no.

Well, you may or may not get it. you know cops there was a real issue with cops pulling people over who were like on their way to buy something with cash and the south particular was it North Carolina or South Carolina there was a real issue with this where they they had seized millions and millions of dollars of people's cash and items and the South Carolina there's nothing else to do and there was it was almost impossible for the people to get it back like they had to go to war to get it back and that I believe they'd just changed the law like really recently

So they gave the cash to the DA, the seized drug money. That's crazy. So then they don't have to account for how they made the seized drug money. They just take that money from drug dealing and they apply it to the police force, which makes the police force more incentivized to go after drug dealers. It's hilarious. There was that was one of the things about the the whatever the law was in whether it was North Carolina or South Carolina where these cops would pull people over and take their stuff. I forget what the law there's like a it's a famous law. But this whatever it was they would keep most of the money. So they were incentivized to pull a guy see guy like you like on your way to Jackson Henry drugs. No, you don't have to have cash. Just have cash. You have to prove that you got that cash in the legitimate manner for they give it back to you. Search and seizure. I think that was those the rule.

Do you hear about the guy who had that?

Some dude had pounds of gold up his ass. Do you have a pound of gold in your ass? I think you have two pounds of gold in your ass. No fucking way. But just because your ass is weak doesn't mean this.

Airports staff notices man walking strangely then finds over two pounds of gold in his rectum. The man was reportedly trying to avoid paying an 18% tax on gold. Pull those bitches up, Jamie. Look at those things and match them in your asshole.

Those, that's heavy. That's a lot of gold. That's a giant gold dick in here.

I mean, I would like to say I have when I was to wrestle and lose to cut weight. People would try to, uh, try to take a shit, but when you don't realize like shit, it doesn't weigh that much. Well, weighs a lot as urine.

We should have lighter than you'd hope it is.

I don't know, we've heard he's on terrible math all show long.

This four pounds in his ass?

Four pounds. I could probably walk off two pounds.

Whoa! That's a lot of gold, son. Two point, four, two point, one four pounds. So, you got to think the dude that's supposed to be. That's supposed to be four pounds.

Two point four, pal. Everything that you think of Richard just add like a 10 or 102.

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta multiply. You gotta add, add, add to what you think it is. That's a lot of gold in your asshole. That's very impressive. I don't care what anybody says.

I don't think that's what we're talking about. I'm talking about some other players. You ever see someone get busted with Coke and go in the wrong life with the wrong situation? That could have been me.

Was it leave it there? Just happened so it happened recently and a couple of years ago.

Also in India. Oh, yeah. That's what they look for gold in your asshole. India. Oh, there's nowhere else to find. It's really so. That's $1,500 fine and you get to keep his shitty gold.

Imagine they take all your gold and they charge you 1500 bucks or you go to jail forever. Fuck off, fuck off, gold dick boy.

Like if you had a little kids bakery kit. You're pretending to make him biscuits. Gold biscuits. What the fuck's a gold biscuit? Oh my god. He had all that stuff up his ass. Those are the biscuits. Whoa, one of those. It's all right. Frapped in plastic and shoved up his ass. Somebody had to make a deal with him. It was like the plastic wouldn't be extra space. Shut up. Shut up or wrap my gold with plastic and piece of shit. You know, I don't want your ass hold to ever come in direct contact with my goal. I can't scrub that off. You can't. How many guys you think every year go through airport security with gold up their ass? A hundred? I would say. I would say thousands. Not, not this year, right? Because we got to have the COVID exemption. But under a healthy year, I've been a hundred people, coach with the border with gold up to around.

If I had to weigh like 60 pounds. So back off and make it six pounds, right? Because he's always off by a fact of 10. No.

Yes, so 60 pounds is insane. How much? So be bowling ball. Six ounces. Size log of gold in your asshole. Royal Canadian mint employee alleged allegedly smuggled over $100,000 worth of gold. They found a tub of Vaseline in his locker at work.

He worked at the mint. So this guy was around gold all the time and he probably started stretching his asshole right at work. A locker at a locker at a locker at the world.

He's talking about that smuggled 100. What is 100,000? Is that pounds? Yeah. Is that what they're doing? I can never tell the difference in yours and pounds. What's the difference in the 180?

Oh my god, that's so crazy. How many pounds is that? Does it say the weight?

I feel like it's got to be at a time in the market when gold was on an all-time higher something. It doesn't say the weight. They don't want to tell you the weight is not that impressive. Right. Look. Oh, I think this guy was he didn't get caught at one one one time that he was just one of those doing it on a daily basis one was our list just use the the gold dick up the asmule it's gold digger He's just a guy that made his living shoving things up his ass and making his way across me.

Why do you have to have that accent? Look, a man's got to do what he's got to do. What if he was Scottish? What if he sounded like Sean Conner? So try and see my family. We're trying to feed the family. My asshole and I keep moving.

I come across the river. I think we torch these people enough. I think we're around somewhere around four hours. What's the number, Jim, right now? Three hours and a half. All right, fuck him. That's enough. Should I keep going? No, that's enough. Let's wrap this up.

No, no, I'm done. All right. Fuck it, Sissy.

Yes, thank you. Tell me, Sissy. Is this still a kid of the Sissy?

Does anybody identify with the Sissy?

Self-deplamed Sissy. Use them as my profile. You should. Yeah. It's like, I'm going to take the weight off of that word. How is that word still? Who? If someone calls you Sissy, does that sting at all?

Yeah. That's like a gun that shoots styrofoam. Point like just nothing. Doesn't like it nerf good not even nerf at least has some weight to it sort of fly But styrofoam was like nothing Bunked you in the head was styrofoam, but fuck that just box you in the fucking head which you're rolling, let us know when you're whatever you knew adventure, wherever it lies, whenever it comes out, let us know.

Some DJs. I like DJs. I wish we could play some BG's right now. Stay in the live. It's legit.

I know you want to mock it. You want to mock me. I'm telling you. No, I'm telling you.

If you're alone and you're not trying to press anybody and it comes in the radio and you're in the right mood, it's a great song to hear.

Well, if you get to, or the way, there's a lot of good songs, right? They had some, the BG's more than a woman. Come on, they had some good fucking song. Give me a little bit. Come on, man. Listen to this shit. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. Good bye. Thank you for tuning into the program. Richard Ross, do you have your fucking social media back? Did you get it back for those pirates? I got it. You got it.

Thanks, sir. Always a pleasure. Thanks for coming. Had a great time. Appreciate you. Appreciate you, and I look forward to whatever you do. Goodbye, everybody. See you!