Transcript for #165 - Bruce Lipton (Part 2)

Test, test, test, test. Is that something that someone did actually with Siri?

Oh, they do that. They do that. They root iPhones as well. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that people were hacking in the iPhones.

They look like just the iPhone.

Well, it's a series series series, you can't you see, too. I mean, someone typed that in, you know, what is that?

That's like a big thing with the Android people, man. Android, that's the one thing that they love about the fact that you can do that. Yeah. Do to get into Andrew, they're like, dudes are like really in the fucking Unix shit, you know, like rooting things. I'm a Linux contributor.

Sorry folks. So he had to go though. He really did have to go. He did have to go. did have to leave. That was a fascinating guy though, wasn't it?

Well, I think some, you know, as you get older in life and you have a certain amount of experiences and you sort of learn the way the world's been working for you you know you start thinking I wonder if it works like this I wonder if this is really what's going on and that's basically like every I wonder that I ever had and he just comes out and says yes it does yes your your mind your consciousness controls everything your environment controls how the genes are made like what yeah the fuck

Explosions for sure.

The others were badass. I watched it was very surreal watching it. Very surreal. Yeah. And you know, it's just, it's just strange. The whole thing was strange. I mean, strange to live it and strange to do it again, strange to see it on TV again. I fucking never thought I would be doing that show again. I never thought, how could it happen? This is just a chapter in my life and I've moved past that now and then to do it again. But I enjoyed it, man. I really did. I thought it was a fun, I thought it was a fun fucking show.

Something real. That was disturbing. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what the casting my boy Rich really knows how to fucking bring these people in. They know how to pick a man. At this point in time too, there's so many people that want to do any sort of a reality show that you can find some real characters man. You can find some

That was disturbing. I think they had a plan. I think the plan was he said, I know you don't know how to swim, but I'll carry you. I don't think you realize how hard that is to do. It's really hard to do. You swim slow as fuck when you're doing that. You can't just swim when you're carrying someone's body. It takes a long time. It takes more than half more than twice the time. And you know she was pulling him down and he was panicking so he left her out there.

Yes, she apparently she didn't grow up in the best neighborhood and you know she wasn't happy about it obviously grew up in Vegas right that hot chick.

That chick. She was very pretty. I wonder if she was like his friend and they came on like as a like he hired her. Yeah, that seems like possible. Yeah, it's very possible and then she just agreed to get. I mean, why not? Why not just say, you know, say it's my boy friend. I would do that. Yeah, you want to get a couple to refer together. We do have to be couples. Yeah, we just pretend. Okay. That's why he left her in the water.

If you were thought you were drowning, you might, if you thought someone would rescue her, if you separated, you might separate. But you would say something, save her, you would say save her. You know, that's what I would say. I would say, you know, if I knew that I couldn't rescue her, it felt like if she, like, first of all, someone does not swim at all and they're flailing around, they can drag you under. You have to get them to relax. So you have to be fucking good at that. That's not an easy thing to do. Just start kissing them, right? And then like in a couple of different braids. You suck a finger and put it right in a pooper, calm them down. Like when you got a good hold of their pooper, right? And especially the thumb, you press the thumb on the coccyx and he said it.

Yes. Yeah, totally.

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That was so fun to hilarious and hard writer are easy writer, but the team twilight, they were very nice people. Yeah, they were super cool. Yeah, she was gorgeous. Yeah, she's really pretty and he was a good looking guy and they were they were actually friends I mean it was legit is they used to date and they didn't work out and they both have different girlfriends now or boyfriends and their friends right you know it was there with the healthiest fucking group by far out of any of them yeah You know the other ones like the fucking easy riders those guys were fighting like cats and dogs and then the the other guy you felt sorry for that one dude Yeah, I felt controlled by his wife had his ex who's sad, you know and she would say shit and you'd just like oh poor dude he has to just sit there and eat that, you know I couldn't do that with my exes and that most of my kids you don't want to be in that position everyone knows you don't want to be in that disadvantageous position where you're you're giving into them all the time you know you don't want to be there man You don't want to be there, whether you're yelling at you, you don't want to be there. That position sucks.

Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard dealing with people like that. Not dealing with them. I mean, but, you know, being around them and going, hey, you guys are just fucking up into this life. You need to get the fuck away from her, dude. I know you feel like someone that you got this connection with her. You know, you got to see her get your kids from her. But other than that, stay away. Because this woman is chopping you down. Yeah. You know? I can't get a chicken anymore when a girl is no longer impressed with a guy when the fucking magic is over and she is not attracted to the guy at all that is the worst time you can be around that girl is she will have you feeling like you are worthless and that will in turn it's not a motivate you it's gonna make you feel like shit and it's gonna probably ruin all these other aspects of your life too so if you want a regular relationship with someone who treats you like shit and it's not whatsoever attracted to you that's devastating for you as a person And so like while we're around this poor guy we have to see this and like oh you can't blame her she knew you like who you like man, but you got a you know for him he's got to get the fuck away man run this is your reality you're creating as Bruce Lipton would tell us yeah right yeah exactly speak to which man I have to apologize to Todd Bridges man I fucked up and I did this interview and they you know they always ask you what was it like the old fear factor you do a hundred interviews and after while you just you just run out of shit to talk about and you'll you'll talk about anything and one of the things that came up we were talking about sea listers that were on the show and I'm just reading it so there's no mistake whatsoever and what I said The question was, guys, as I remember, it was more sea listers and blast from the past, like Todd Bridges. And I said, yeah, he was a really weird one. He's an angry dude. I think he murdered somebody. Did he get away with manslaughter? I'm serious. You shouldn't print that because I think it says you shouldn't print. It said you should print that, but that's not what I said. You shouldn't print that. because I think he got in some sort of a fight in a crackhouse and wound up killing someone hold on. Let me fact check right now. They actually put the whole thing in me saying, wow, let me fact check right now. And then I say, yeah, Todd Bridges attempted murder and attempted voluntary manslaughter charges. He shot somebody five gunshots in a knife wound, the jury acquitted him though. That was 1983-93 years old. Then I said, but yeah, I didn't enjoy being with him. He was a weird angry guy blamed his losing on the producers. Like they wanted to get rid of him. There's some people who just think that the world is out to get them and he felt like that in a big way. It was interesting from a psychological standpoint. This is one of the reasons why I said this. He got upset at me when he got eliminated from the show and wouldn't believe that he was actually eliminated. He believed that they wanted him to get eliminated. I want to shake his hand and he wouldn't even shake my hand. He just put his hands back and he walked away. I was like, this is so fucking childish. Then I thought about him like this poor guy, man. He grows up in the limelight on a fucking big show like different strokes. Like try developing on television like that. And we've talked about that so many times like how insane it must be. Try developing on television. So all I did was comment on him like, you know, like he wasn't a person, comment on him, like I wasn't concerned with his feelings that he would listen to it. And despite the fact that, you know, he wasn't some sort of a situation to crack house, you know, this was a long time ago. And, you know, I don't know him. And I just said it and I shouldn't have said it. It's really, you know, whether it's true or not, it's not the point. The point is there's no reason for me to say it. And he's friends with my friend Dave and my friend Dave and him talked and he said he's been sober for 19 years and this upset him. And I'm thought about I'm like who the fuck am I to just randomly bring up some shit about some dudes past that's gonna make him feel bad. You know, it was not, there was no reason why I should have done it. I did it. I was, it was lazy thinking on my part. I should have never done it. I should have looked at his life as one picture. I don't know that dude and apparently he's been sober for like 19 years and he does a lot of good things. He does interventions and shit. So I opened up my mouth when I shut up and I apologize. So Todd Bridges, if you're out there, please accept my apology. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. He's right. I totally agree. I could have totally avoided saying anything about his past or anything about him as a person. you know I get bored sometimes man and this is no excuse but it's true you know you do a hundred interviews about fear factor and stuff like that you can get psychologically lazy you know you get sloppy with what you say and you as you can see everything I said there including don't print that which actually says or instead of shouldn't print that it actually says should print that but I Most certainly said shouldn't print that because I went into some sort of a I went to fact check that so because of that they put every single word I said So you got a you get a chance to see my whole thought process on it so I don't know what the fuck happened to him obviously I wasn't there and the guy got acquitted good. That's beautiful You know, I don't I don't hold any ill will towards him and I feel bad that I brought it up and I shouldn't have so I apologize

Well, I'm a mumble and fuck, you know, you talk to me over the phone, especially with these goofy headsets that I insist on wearing. You know, if you see those things I have, I walk around in my house, so I like it because I can talk on the phone and do shit at the same time.

Yeah, it's actually, I've got a cord, and the cord goes directly into the cordless phone, but it's the best way to do it because the phone's cordless, the phone sticks in my back pocket. It's got a little clip, and I can walk around the house. I play proven them on the phone sometimes.

Get them from Radio Shack. You gotta get them from Hello Direct. Hello Direct. Yeah. That. Hello Direct is the best company in the world for business phones. Hello Direct. Yeah, they make big conference phones and they make really good headsets. They listen to a cordless phone on where it's like real high-end. It sounds really good, really strong. But it's expensive equipment. But it's expensive because it's really high-end stuff. It's really worth it. But you know, you get any fucking headset, man. I got a Sony one that was like 30 bucks. It's pretty good. It's not, not bad at all, you know.

I don't think so. I think they make sofa. I mean, I think they make phone headsets.

I thought the pyramid scheme, my end denial, I think that's what that is. I thought John Haveron is never tried to rip us off. I just want to be clear about that. He's a great guy and he would never do anything dishonest, but John Haveron occasionally has these fucking plans where I do it. All I have to do is I start this one business and Uganda. You know, I give them the keys and they have money that comes to me for the rest of my life. Dude, I'm sad. like he's got like this sort of like crazy lottery winner scam mentality sort of a thing as far as like him wanting to like find some one product that like really takes off like really is it like an Anthony Robbins thing because I know he's into that shit

Tony Robbins. You know who Tony Robbins is? The motivational speaker guy. He's fucking gigantic. He's huge.

We don't want to get sued by the latest and greatest poop play.

Yeah, you will. I'm guessing in your reality. I just go with the booblaid. You can't, you can't win over my reality. I control my own reality. You can't get in. Oh, yeah. It's an impenetrable bubble, sir. You'll find booblaid me.

I'll be some links. It won't even enter my mind. I'll look at it, look, click on the link.

Dude, all I know is I'm going to be on the tonight show on Friday with Ron fucking Paul. Musical guest, Boo-Blay. You're like, oh my god, you can't imagine if it was. I would just pull my pants down and shit over to you. Make it hell over you. Just blast diarrhea over Jay's desk. I'll be on the kale shakes a lot lately, man. My poop is fantastic.

I'm gonna throw a fucking bottle water at you.

I got to dinner with Anthony Bourdain. Oh really? Yeah. And Toronto. Where'd you go? Some restaurant, some nice place. It was pretty cool. We got there when it was about the close and they had a bar. We sat in the bar area and they said, you know, the regular man used clothes, but we got this menu and I said, can you tell the chef that Anthony Bourdain is here? That's what I said. You dropped that bird. I told her that because she didn't, I don't think she knew. She ran back and the chefs came back with a book and he fucking signed their book and shit. It was the coolest meal ever. Me and my pal Anthony Geardano and Anthony is crazy wife. His wife wants to fight. She's like, can you imagine? His wife is a badass dude. She's been doing Jiu Jitsu and Moitai for like four years, completely obsessed. She does him every day. One in the morning, one at night. I mean, she's like, she's got a thick neck and she's got fucking muscular arms and apparently she's like super, super aggressive. I'm like, wow, what a strange situation. That would be. Have a wife that might be able to kick your ass man. Yeah. Might be able to put a beat on you. Do you think you could deal with that?

No. What if you check to start getting energy to and fucking one of them and then eventually wanted to roll with you. Come on, bitch. No.

What if you're fucking out? And then in the middle she's like, eat my pussy and right when you go down, she slaps a triangle on you and she's puts you to sleep. Could you imagine if that was like fun for her? Did you hurt your leg? You try to get off the bed. You hook your leg. Boom. Just slaps that sucker down. No, you wouldn't be at that. No. Would that scare the shit out of you?

Yes. And when it's just said, listen, I promise I'll blow you every day for a year. Yeah. Who cares? That's like nothing. That's like, hey, you want something? So sorry. When I shoot for a nickels. I shouldn't have taken your soul. I shouldn't have choked you unconscious. No. And that have you always terrified every time you near me now.

Really? What would you have to do? Give you money?

I don't know go out the street for you show you so that she really loves you cuddle during a movie that's all you want back ribs in a massage fucking weirdo did you see okay, I think you posted it That that Christmas short that was supposed to be in front of Yeah, they both dying Yeah, this is how they special last night was so freaky if you DVR No reservations DVR and check out the or or find it, you know in DVR as you can search it'll probably play in a repeat. I think the travel network plays it all the time because sometimes I like I have it set to record all of them. My DVR and I'll come home to be like 20 of them. But I've been gone for like a week. Like how the fuck is there 20 of these things on here? But it's just like they play the shit out of the show. So if you find the holiday one, it's crazy. It's so weird. It's a really, he told me about it. He told me it was going to be nutty, but I didn't know what to expect. I don't want to tell you anything. No spoilers. You got to see it. It's so bizarre. But awesome. like it was creepy yeah you didn't it came out of nowhere and that that the this animation that they pulled from the show apparently this is like did you watch it no it was creepy no I can see why they pulled it it was it was creepy it was it was almost maybe I think a viral marketing attempt for the travel channel the whole thing no how does that work can we play that on the podcast

Where are you going to bring that up? It's like El Cocuri. Don't talk about it. It'll come. It's like candy, man.

Jesus Christ. You can't have those kind of sitcoms anymore. You know, you couldn't ever have a Sanford and son anymore. You know, so if you had anything that was like a semi racist like an all in the family, you couldn't have that today. So how are you going to have, you know, what you'd miss out on 80% of the jokes, right? You had some guy with two little Arab kids.

Stop, stop, stop and the podcast is where to go. You know, bring me into your retarded world. in your blue player. So let's talk about this mind book thing man. These guys wanted us to talk about, yeah. And they laugh. They have a social networking site. They put together. These are the people that just left that were with Mr. Lipton. And it's called www.mindbook.ws, which is mindbook.ws. Why did I say www? What am I talking about? like people don't know that just by hgtp colon backslash thing what who cares that's like it's fluid slows that's like it's spell checking me now it's weird that that sounds better that's the same protocol is these little simple numbers how long is it gonna be before this just say the right the word and you know and go right to it Yeah. HTTP dot dot. I mean, if you write CNN dot com, you don't have to write all that other shit your browser does it for you. Right. So why don't we have to see that? Why don't we have to know? Let me put in the word.

Website apparently they said web site. They're probably some funky country. Yeah.

Probably some weird country. Like like a lot of like TV was like transvanier some shit, you know people people got TV but it wasn't television TV stood for an abbreviation of some sort of a country All right, yeah, and so and people got that that Internet address, you know, you're allowed to so I guess you're allowed to get this WS whatever it is It's probably like some weird countries somewhere I wonder when should we do that so we don't leave people and fucking in the dark here. Let me find out what the hell this is.

No. That too. Yeah. That's that by you thinking of it. Yeah, man, I watched myself in high definition like man, I'm going bald.

What's happening here is a go. I came here. You're in an address. Okay, website.ws story. Okay, here it is. Ws story. But it's weird to see you're fucking so much scalp. Whether it's weird on the opening they should like the young you and then they show the older you and it's like night and day difference how you've really transformed you look you look bigger like media now while I didn't lift weights at all when first start doing this right I did I got into really lifting weights probably around like 2001 or two which is right when fear factor just started because that's when I really got into jujitsu before that I had a problem with my knee I had was called a bucket handle tear And it was real bad and it was from years ago and what it would happen was at least once every couple weeks. I would be doing something strenuous, anything strenuous. My knee would pop out and lock in place. So what it is is the miniscus would lift up like a bucket handle and it stuck. It is fucking horrendous man. It was a real pain in the ass. And it took me a long time before I ever got it fixed. And then I finally did get it fixed and then I was able to like really train hard again because until that I would do something like I would live weights I would bend over to a time I shoot and it would pop out and I would fall the ground and my leg would be like locked out in a fun and then it was fucked for hours dude and then it was sore for weeks You know, and then I would get like a couple weeks later I get to the point where I go I'll just wear a brace go back to you to class boom we would pop again and then one time my tour really bad it popped in tour so bad that I could not bend my leg so Eddie had to take me to the hospital and we went and they had to do an MRI on it and they gave me anti-inflammatories and they eventually they shaved it down and the lady was like you know you need to stop doing martial arts and I think like really like judgmental about that shit the lady like cornered me listen I'm telling you right now you need to stop doing this stuff

Well people think I'm fat of that I am for sure, but I'm definitely fat of that I used to be because when I used to fight you know when I was when I first started doing like news radio I wasn't like fighting shape I was it was a really good shape and I had like a very thin face right my whole body fat was like way lower than it is now I can like pinch fat on it and unfortunately that makes me have a big fat face.

Well, I'm not really fat. I mean, if you saw me with my shirt off, you wouldn't say that guy's fat. No way, but I'm not fat. I'm not thin like I used to be. I used to be shredded. When I was constantly doing type one dough and kickboxing and everything, I had like five, six percent body fat all the time. Especially when I was going to compete and then you know, it never got really heavier than that until I got like deep into my thirties. When I was like working all the time and eating shit food, You know, after I did that men's fitness cover, I was in a cover. That was like the best shape I ever got in. And I just got lazy after that. I didn't really lift weights at all anymore.

Interesting, you know, it's weird. You know, they do it outside and it's a little plaza. They do part of it in the plaza. So Al Roker and I'm sorry, I don't remember the other two people. I don't remember the name. I apologize. It's Rue. Jean Paulie. Is it Jean Paulie?

I forget their names, but they're very cool people. And they're very tall, and I look like a little tiny person out there, right? And so we're out there in the cold and they say, hey, if your frag just coming back, yeah, yeah, and it's gone. It's like it's over and done, and like, you know, our worker cracks a joke, and that's a wrap. Did you smoke weed with our worker? I wish I did. I would love to talk to you about that. I'll work. It's very friendly. He's a very nice guy. He's very friendly. We see how's been every time I met him. He's a very nice guy. With Matt Loss to shit load away two men there's a guy who lost a lot of weight There's a guy who recognized that he had like some sort of a problem with his diet and you know living his life that way and just straighten it out Well, he did the the lap band thing right?

Yeah, who just keeps breaking those fucking things. Well, which is so scary, you know, the fact that he's just pumping food in there and snap on that cord. Yeah, you know, I don't know what a lap. I don't know how it works.

And then your stomach does grow, you know, if you're eating pack and barbecue into that hole, that not try to break it open.

But anyway, yeah, this guy actually had it done which is really funny because all it does is like gets you to not eat as much like you could just do that on your own You don't have to get cut open, but people like they they trust their will so little that they would rather get cut open Yeah, you know fuck that that's craziness

It's amazing. I mean, I can understand it when you're like on desk door, and I gotta do something, or I obviously add a control. Man, I don't know if that's the thing to do. I think you should look at yourself somehow, whether it's some sort of a psychedelic experience, or read books and get inspired, be around positive people. I think that's probably the better option. That's going to make a real change in your life because having an operation even though it's like it pushes you into a certain direction like okay now we're moving positive we're getting in less food we're going to lose some way you're going to put less pressure on the heart this is all good even though that it's not being done necessarily by you it's forcing you to do that and whenever you force yourself to do something instead of learning and adapting your behavior naturally and then having that behavior eventually through positive reinforcement become the norm. This is your normal behavior now. I actually like to eat greens. I like to eat a kale shake in the morning. I like to be healthy. So until that takes place, you're just going to repeat the same fucking patterns. And that's with our friend who keeps blowing his shit out. The issue is not this whole and how to stuff it. It's why do you want to stuff it all the time like this man? What the fuck is going on? Physiologically, psychologically, I mean, I'm not against doing whatever the fuck you feel like you need to do to get yourself healthy. You know, you want to do the lap and I totally think you should be able to do it. But I think if I was your friend, you know, let's say, let's not be crazy. Joey Diaz wouldn't do it. That's why Joey wouldn't do it. Joey was like, they caught you. Once they caught you, they caught you open dog. Come on. You've told me that I'm that weak. I need to do that. So Joey lost like 80 fucking pounds, you know? Did he lose something crazy like that? He did at one point. And you did too. You lost a shit little weight dude. Yeah. How heavy did you get at one point? What's the heaviest you ever got?

Right. Yeah, fun.

Well, now he looks better than you looked. When you, when you gained weight, it's a weird thing like your head gets big too. You know, when you like, even if like you gained weight through like muscle lifting, you know, like guys like gain a shit lot of weight for like power lifting stuff, right? It's not on a sauce. The fucking heads get bigger, man. You're like, I have a friend who's really big.

Oh, that's pretty dope. Whoa. That's a 3D that you don't have to wear glasses for. Holy shit, this Nintendo DS is badass. I have a friend who's about 300, 320 pounds. Right. And it's fucking head is enormous. And I look at his head and I go, okay, even if he lost all the weight, how did his head get so big? Did his head grow? Because his body was so fat. You know, what is it that made his head grow, too? You know?

You're losing your ears. Yeah, I've noticed that. My nose seems larger than it was when I was a younger man. I feel like it looks different from, it doesn't make any sense, but it looks different since I had that operation on the inside. I feel like you've got wider or something. That doesn't make any sense.

I don't think they wanted to save some as like a cell. It's stupid because there was no change in structure. I know it was at all. But god damn it works better now anybody was ever thinking about doing that I had a what's called there's a video of it on YouTube I forget the the technical scientific term what the the operations called but they went in and fix a deviated septum and fuck that was the one of the best things I ever did I couldn't breathe out of my nose since I was like a little kid I broke my nose falling on a flight of stairs when I was like five my nose was crooked right so my whole life I've been a mouth-breathing fuck you know and to actually have

No, no, no, it's great. No, it's great. It's wide open. It's amazing. I hit the bag with my mouth closed. I can hit the bag just breathing out of my nose. I don't do it for long stretches at a time. I'll take mouth breaths too. But I want to make sure that I can exert myself. This is guy that I've been working with. I've talked about him before. His name is Steve Maxwell. And he's on Twitter. If you go to Steve Maxwell or MaxwellFitness.com or just Google him, Google Steve Maxwell. I apologize that I don't remember his website name. It might be Maxwell's strength in conditioning. Either way, he's a brilliant guy and a brilliant strength and conditioning coach. And one of the things that he has me working on is breathing. And so you learn like the correct way to breathe, to calm your heart down. Like if you don't have to seem like that would work, but there really is a way to calm yourself down. It's very difficult to do because one of the things that happens when your body goes into oxygen deprivation, when you're exhausted, when you just totally worn out, you just want to You just you just trying to get air in well obviously the air that you have right now is enough to sustain you you are alive I understand that your body's sending messages and saying it needs more air We don't have enough air, but you know what you're gonna be fun You know what's gonna fuck you up even worse if you freak out about this and your heart starts pounding a million miles an hour on top of the fact from the adrenaline rush on top of the fact that it's tired from being pushed and being exhausted and what he's teaching me is how to breathe in through your nose like you breathe in like this this episode is brought to you by Mizzon and Maine no matter where you're listening no matter what job you have The clothes you wear to work say a lot about you. 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It's amazing. And all this is like prontiomic breathing. This is all like in the ancient yoga guys. We were like badass at this. Like this is like a big part of yoga was like breath control. I said my friend, we just called Yoga Ray. Ray Capone, I think that's I hope I didn't say it's not last name wrong. Ray Capo, thank you. Corrected myself. And he was the head of this band, I forget his band, but it was like a hardcore band, like crazy wild noise kind of band. They were real popular and then he got into yoga and he became this yoga instructor and eventually just wound up I think he gave up music entirely and he was just like teaching yoga to people at some some big corporate retreat somewhere in upstate New York was going to move up there with his family. This guy had amazing cardio dude. I mean amazing. He would never see him cast out ever and he told me all he did was breathing exercises. He would do these long, slow, deep breaths where you breathe in through your nose and it takes like a minute and then you hold it and then you slowly let the air out like slowly like you just want you're instinct this is just fucking panic and just let it all out and just breathe in and take gulp of air like you're drowning no no no no slowly let it out it's very difficult to do I've tried to do it I do it when I get in the tank it's for me the quickest way to get completely relaxed and centered when I get into the tank That's a certain special point. The other thing is doing these breathing exercises. So many people don't know about breathing exercises and don't understand that your lungs, you can condition them and you can manipulate them. You're a control. You're deciding when to take in breath and you're deciding when to push it out and you can use time-honored practices of of of of manipulating that to actually strengthen your lungs and strengthen your your your your erobic capacity because I tell you man this dude just had awesome control of his lungs he would never get tired that's a hex and Gracie principle to hexing Gracie was like the greatest Gracie ever you know pretty wildly recognizes one the greatest if not the you know everyone would say number one every jujitsu guy almost a hundred percent would say hexing Gracie he's that bad ass and the other thing about him is he's a he's a yogi And he has his crazy abdomen muscles, man, where he's doing his breathing exercises in this video, and he's sucking his whole stomach into his ribcage, and then moving it left and right, it's like the amount of manipulation that he can do is abdominals and his breathing. You and I can't even wrap our heads around it. You watch a video of it, man. It's fucking crazy. Pull it up on YouTube, pull up Hicks and Gracie breathing. Breath exercise is breathing, Hicks and Gracie from the documentary choke. And it just makes you realize, man, there's more to harness in your body than we're aware of. There's some other shit. And yoga is a really interesting aspect of that whole search. Because I found very few things in life that make my head feel as good as yoga does. Yoga puts me in a real relaxed state. I don't necessarily get to it that often these days. But whenever I do it, I'm always happy I did. It always makes me feel like peaceful after it's over. And I think, you know, sometimes when I'm busy with a lot of shit, I actually subconsciously avoid doing anything in lightning. Because then it'll make me not want to work as hard, not want to get as much shit done. And so whenever I'm avoiding yoga or avoiding, even practicing a little bit of it on my own, I always know that I'm probably working too hard. Did you find the video?

Yeah, that's it. Hicks and Gracie workout. Yeah, he'll do uh, he does a workout and then at the end of it, he does like this crazy breathing shit. Look at he's... Turn this up man. Turn this up man. He's doing setups on the beach right now. This is the greatest you get to artist ever. This is a guy where every single family member will tell you, Hickson is the fucking best man.

this motherfucker this guy is like there's not one person that will tell you that he's not good at jujitsu you know I'm saying there's not one person that will not tell you this guy's a master you know He comes from a whole family of killers, and he's the number one killer. And he's what is right now doing his strengthening his neck with his giant bungee cord. Really brilliant guy, too. I had a chance to eat dinner with him once, and went to his house and discussed jujitsu techniques in his martial arts.

To say that, yeah, wait, here it goes. Watch this.

I like how they get the music playing the background. I know. Isn't it amazing that what you can do to stomach? Yeah. It's very strange to watch, but... He's what I would say is a real martial arts master. There's only a few of them out there in the world that people universally recognize as a martial arts master. And Hickson is a martial arts master. He's such an inspirational dude. That documentary, choke, I guarantee you. This thousands of Jiu Jitsu guys all over the world who watch that documentary, choke all the time just to watch Hickson. When Hickson came on the scene, A lot of people don't know about Hicks and they know about hoist. It's hoist one the ultimate fighting championship. But even hoist said that if he ever got beat, they were waiting to put in Hicks and Hicks and was like plan B. He was like the atomic bomb. Like we're going there with troops, but if you bitches He kills the baby. Yeah, you should together. We're going to drop Hicks and Grace on you, you know, and he went over and fought in Japan instead. He fought in Japan Valley, too. No, there's some politics involved, some family politics. I don't understand all that, but I do understand that watching him compete was amazing. He didn't fight enough guys. You know, I really wish that we could have got a chance to see his high-level jujitsu at work against, you know, some of the real best MMA fighters of the world. But when we did see it, man, his, he was so dominant, man. Talking to that dude, you know, you ever talked to somebody and you know, you just you get inspired and you and at the same time you're like wow like this fucking guy is on such another level like with his mind you know the way he like is so serious about things like when you get an apple story talk one of those guys no totally different is that how you feel I wish I was an apple genius I wish I was behind the genius counter This episode is brought to you by Moan. Homes are a big investment. You want to protect them from fires, break-ins, and especially water. Water damage is a lot more frequent. And something as small as a leaky pipe can lead to big problems down the road. And it can also be hard to detect. since you know most pipes are hidden behind a wall. That's why you guys need the mowing smart water monitor and shut off. It's a device that can automatically shut down your home's water when a leak is detected and it also works 24-7 monitoring and tracking your home even when you're not there. It'll alert you through the app at the first sign of a leak, providing ultimate peace of mind and security. Learn more and buy the moan smart water monitor and shut off at moan.com slash flow. And right now, use the code Rogan to get 5% off free shipping and a free leak detector. That's code Rogan at m-o-e-n.com slash f-l-o. Automatic shut off in real time alert capabilities will operate when the device is configured with the proper settings. This episode is brought to you by Dr. Squatch. I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you want to be more confident, you have to start taking care of yourself. And a great way to do that is use Dr. Squatch, especially with their new private hygiene products. They were designed to help you look and feel fresh all over. like the growing guardian trimmer. It's perfect for grooming above and below the waist and the ball barrier dry lotion helps manage sweat and chafing while beast wipes keep you clean front to back. It's the care your body deserves. Try them today, whether you're new to Dr. Squatch or you use it every day, get 15% off your order by going to Dr. Squatch.com slash JRE15 or use the code JRE15 at checkout. Anyway, uh breath control is this fucking awesome. It's like hooking try that shit. It's like hooking hooking. How's it like hooking? Are you retarded today?

You go oh I can't down Tiger you silly fuck well you would say it's silly shit all day I haven't actually everything I said makes sense. Oh, what's that guy's name that you keep fucking repeating? What? Yeah, the singer that's everywhere. Who'd lay? Yeah, you didn't get silly with that?

Now that you know what this guy's name is, it's going to haunt you. I bet I'm not. This Nintendo DS thing that you hand to me, this 3DS thing is amazing.

It's amazing. Like I'm looking at it right now. It's really a trip because, you know, it even works a little bit in an off angle. Yeah, that's the big secret. Yeah, they have to look at it dead on to really get it. You can see like the wiring. Yeah, the board.

I should have bought an activated camera. It's got a camera. Oh, it's got a 3D camera. You can take photos in 3D and and this is actually look like 3D. If I take a photo of me taking a photo,

That's just that's a you know small little screen by imagine when TV's the 3D is gonna be this like are these things these mobile game boy type devices are these things sort of like digital cameras whether on the way out and so I'm being quoted in the phone that I've died pan Yeah, I've had game.

You've done that, right? Yeah, mirror.

So your finger movements will dictate like how what is gonna be like your controllers and everything. Right.

So I've been late.

So the iPad is just just watching people play games.

Which by the way, I used to do all the time. Yeah. Well, that was addicted to Quaker. You still watch a lot of Quake demos.

It's what this 3D thing it really makes me think that they're eventually going to get a 3D thing that's going to be a irregular television will be 3D capable just like everything became HD capable you know, I mean HD's been around for a long time but how long was it before everybody had an HD set?

Is it really the majority?

Wow, that's amazing. You know, I did this tour, this television satellite television tour, where you sit down and they connect you with all these different morning shows. I want to talk to you about fear of act to be in back and that kind of shit. And one of them, we have to reset for because one news station, somewhere, one TV station, somewhere. Doesn't have HD right so because because of this one they have to reset everything and smash the signal and and do something totally different I don't know how they they change it, but they have to change it for this one network and like fucking the middle and nowhere that does not have HD and I go what's out about it?

I think it's super expensive. I think it's super expensive. I mean it's a worthwhile investment, but if you're some rickety-dank town and you know, you got, I mean how many people, how many people are accessed, or how many people have accessed each television. If it's like, you know, Jasper Wyoming or some shit, some weird place, no one's ever heard of, and they have a TV station, you're clinking into it. It's on HD.

That is amazing. Well, it's like there's a big wave and not everything is in the front of the wave. There's a lot of shit going on in the sides and the end. It's a curious though. It's curious because if HD eventually gets replaced by 3D, all these people that just switched to HD would have mother fucker. I've just got the new a shit. Yeah, if it ever becomes a I'm not a fan of the fucking glasses in the movies, but if you can show me movies that are as good from like the sides and the edges as they are from the front and it's three day we can just watch it on the screen because right now the way that looked it's big difference between head-on and on the edge right if you had to watch like you know Conan in three day on the edge you would get annoyed yourself right it's too fucking close yeah

I've been to movies three times in the last month and two of those three times people were talking during the movie. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't need that. It was so annoying. It's like, you know, people think it's fun, the laugh and it shit. You know, they're talking to each other about something totally not related to the movie and you hear them laugh and There's very few things that's distracting when you're hearing someone laughing out loud during a scene in a movie. And then another problem is there's not a lot of people going to the movies these days. So if you go during a week night, sometimes you'll go like a 10 o'clock movie and they'll be like fucking three couples in there. And that's it.

That makes me sad. I'm gonna miss both for sure. I love movie theaters. I love the idea of like a movie's coming out like when the Avengers comes out. I want to be there opening weekend, man. That's what all the fucking nerds are there. They're really excited to be, you know, they're at that movie. I want to get tickets in advance. You know what I mean? It's like then it's a fun experience. You know, if you see a cool movie in a theater with a bunch of people and they're all into it, that actually enhances the experience. But if you see a theater in it's like half empty and the people are talking, God damn, God damn, that's annoying. And people, they feel like they can do that when there's less people there. You know, that's when I found that people are really rude. It's not when the movie theater is crowded. It's when there's only like a few couples. You know, especially if you get more than three boys together more than three teenage boys together like very really that's all the time for me You in three-eight three teenage boys because I hear move I don't own bookstores to go out either man. I love bookstores. I like the idea walking by and going huh. What is this biography on who huh? What did he do? Oh, okay. We read about this guy's life and I like that. I like that I can just walk down an aisle and go, you know, maybe I want to read a biography today. Maybe I want to read about cars today. I want something mindless. I want to know the history of Corvette. Maybe it's, you know, I want to, you know, know about fucking solar power. But I want to be able to just wander through and pick out something. It's like the same thing with record stores, man. I used to like record stores, man. I used to like virgin records, we'd go, and they would let you listen to the CD. You remember? And there was no fucking headphones available, because people would just stand there and listen to music all day. They'd be like, damn, I wanna find out if this fucking record's any good. That was like the first time anybody ever took a chance. It said, listen, I know that you've been burned in the past.

You're gonna let you listen to everything before you buy it. Remember that was like fucking revolutionary. Yeah. Now people download the whole fucking thing. And if they really like it, they'll buy on iTunes.

That's amazing. Yeah. You can get a laptop for 300 bucks, like a good one, like a Toshiba or something like that.

That's amazing. That's one of my favorite complaints to when people start talking about Apple. But I can get the same specs in a Windows box for one third of the price.

That's silly, goose. People get mad at me, man. That's one of the things I've had mentioned on Twitter. People say something like, dude, I think you're cool and everything. Till you start talking about Mac and PC and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Like, wow.

Someone's a little uncomfortable with the reality of the fact that your shit gets viruses. Well, they can make viruses for the milk platform as well. It's just not enough people doing it for them to just try and make it.

I think you're gonna try to extract money is what they're trying to do if it was easy to extract money. There's just the big enough market with Windows computers. Why fuck with it? So easy to get into your shit. Yeah. You know, I've just click a link. How stupid is that? You click a link and you get a virus. Hi. Oh, sorry. You're fucking virus detection. Was it ready for this? Oh, I just snuck into your bases and I got your pregnant. Sorry, stupid. No, your date is no good. You know, hell spawns inside of you making babies.

So you could block them. I'm sure you can find out what number that's coming from until AT&T. No text messages from them. Yeah, but that should be it. That should be against the law.

Yeah, it's true. It's bullshit. Yeah, but whatever. It's amazing. It's taking this long for them to infiltrate. You know, think about how long people will get in text messages. And just now they're figuring out how to get in there. That's amazing. Yeah. You know, that's pretty incredible when you really think about it.

do now with the Patriot Act they can listen to everything they can listen to all your calls with every fucking new bill that gets passed they can dig into all your text messages and all the name of you could be a terrorist all you have to do is be like a single guy in your forties you could be a terrorist you know all you have to do is there's like such all you have to have like a years worth of food there's like someone was I forgot who did a description of it but uh Was it John Stewart? I forgot who it was but they had this all these descriptions of what what is defined how it defines a terrorist now? It's unbelievable. It's ridiculous like if you have missing fingers You could you could you could be a terrorist if you were that to see a watch that I have your terrorists Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that one watch Yeah, that one watch because they used that for timing shit, right? It's just standard standardized just to watch fucking regular watch, right? And then you could be on a watch list God damn it How did it solve fall part like this? That Bruce Lipton guy kind of freaking me out. Yeah, do any freak you out a little?

He's got a smoke cigarettes with you too, remember? A smoke cigarette every five seconds. That collapsed movie, man. Oh, right. You know, and I want you to talk to him too about the whole thing that he said about the cell phones. Remember he said they were they stopped upgrading their towers and you're like oh yeah, he's probably changed his mind now.

Oh, no, because I remember I was gonna work out a few things on that, but we're I'm exchanging emails back and forth with his assistant, so We're going to shoot out.

If he's got more than 45 minutes to kill Kevin Prayer Kevin will be great again. I told you I did tack on the show. Yeah. Yeah, he's great. I went to his Christmas party it was awesome. Oh yeah, I saw pictures of it.

It's like Conan or Brian. Dude, I was watching the barbarian. They were showing some game. I don't know what it was, but I believe it was a game for the iPad. Some crazy fantasy game you're upgrading your weapons and swords, some, but it was like really wild fucking animation. And I was watching, I was like, this is incredible. It's not an iPad. It's really new. You know, who's this?

It's fucking amazing looking. I mean, it's incredible. I was watching, I was like, wow, we're at the level where that is coming out on a fucking iPad. That's incredible.

I think they're doing one a year. I still have the first generation. I'm a old holdout. I'm like one of those dudes you meet that has the iPhone with the aluminum in the bottom.

You can't. You have to not ever update your iTunes. Yeah. Yeah. If you update your iTunes or you're fucked, everybody says that too. What you were saying that whenever you update your operating system on the older phones, it just like it seems so clunky.

They do it on the computer's ass for the new shit for the next level shit. Yeah, but they do it on computers also. They're forcing you. They're holding your hand. Yeah. You could look at it and that they're forcing you in a bad way, but actually the forcing you to catch the fuck up.

Yeah, I guess. Playing with yourself faster.

I don't think of Hollywood and buying.

I ran out like whoa Jesus Christ this I'm sad crazy fuckers out there man All right, that's a scary thing. No, this guy would just randomly start shooting people That scares me to see that the video that they have are fine with very scary. Yeah, it's terrifying. It's just walking on the street shooting at cars

Yeah, it's scary shit, man. But, you know, you have to worry about that. You know, more than, more than 10 people. Yeah. Even when you have 10 people, man, you know, how many people, you ever know someone when they were young, they were normal, and then as they got older, they got crazier and crazier. when reality didn't sort of fit their vision of what reality was supposed to be. And then they started doing a lot of creepy shit and, you know, never really sort of saw the world for the way it really is. And then they start getting crazy. Have you ever met people like that? Most comics. Yeah. A lot of them. We know a lot of them that were crazy, right? Yeah. That's an interesting thing to see. It's an interesting thing to see. Someone legitimately lose their grip on reality. Yeah. We've seen it. We've seen it many times. Yeah, it's fucking weird, huh? It's weird. We're watching people slip away. So what do you do about that? I can't do shit. Nope. Can't bring them back. They gotta bring them back themselves.

I don't want to hang out with them, I just feel bad that I said that I shouldn't have, you know, it's not in keeping with my idea of being a positive person. But that's just, sometimes shit happens, man, you're tired, you say something, you shouldn't have said. That's why, you know, no, it's perfect. We apologize. And then we move on.

He probably. Well, I just don't like when I do something like that and I don't like how I was thinking. Sometimes you get tired, man. You make some fucking mistakes. If you get tired and cranky or if you're just overrun or overburdened, Do you find yourself like when you're tired and cranking like you just don't like your behavior?

My feelings back time is different. Sometimes with your girl, sometimes you like it deteriorates your relationship because you're tired and you're just snappy, you know?

Right.

yeah on a laptop just for a goof and now we're coming up on two-year anniversary so we're gonna have to we're gonna have a celebration of this shit yeah we're also that this week we're having two shows and a Saturday we're having a huge party so maybe that could be the yeah that's gonna be a yeah that's close enough to the the time yeah we start on like New Year's Eve right what Christmas Eve Christmas Eve yeah Christmas Eve so yeah we're right there I mean what is it like the 13th or some like that today

Oh, well, that makes sense. I know. You can't have some park or fucking dirty bomb.

No, it's all meant security. They're going to find your weed. They're going to find your weed and your girlfriend's porn.

Yeah, take that fucking anonymous mask out right now and put a fucking American flag. How about that? I'll have these these these things you have in front of the windows. Yeah, I know we hang American flags.

What's more American than our thoughts and ideals? There's real America. Not this bullshit. Actually. Fucking corporate. Swindle fast. It's going on, Brian. Real America is about speaking your fucking mind. It's about creating something, uniting together and one giant bond as the greatest nation in the world is ever known. So we should put up our fucking flags because we truly represent America. Not those cons that we try to stop us. I may hang mine upside down. That bad is that thing in most of it? Yeah, I wouldn't do it if anything that would piss off a soldier whether whatever it's for people hanging upside down the lack of slack from Iraq and he's had a fucking hard time and he's loading up his gun right when he drives by your window and sees you with an upside down flag decides to pump nine into your fucking window Huh?

Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. So you have the world as upside down. I think you can get away with that as long as you have like little bushes and stuff by the guy's feet as well. Or the steam is like clear. I tap. No, the steam has to be clear. The guy has to be glued to the ground like he's walking through the park. And the American flag is just there. All nice and proud. Just upside down from your perspective. Right. But he lives in Australia. It's called thinking up, you know, different from the land down under where everything's upside down. You know what Australia you can't even fuck around outside you got to put sunscreen on because they're ozone layers gone. Oh, that's so weird. They got a big hole in the ozone layer. So when you know, did I say Alaska? No, I think you said Australia. I meant Australia if I did say Alaska because it was going to say something about Alaska as well, but in Australia they have like these ads on the side of buses and they're fucking pretty graphic man and they show people with chunks of their body cut out from skin cancer they show the stitches and it says you know let's you know I forget the ad campaign but the basic message is hey you can get this from the sun dude you gotta be careful And then interesting? That's weird. Yeah, they have more issues than we do, apparently. That was only as a mother fucker. And everybody says it was hairspray and all sorts of different things that eroded it.

Yeah, I was gonna vlog this. It just all settles down there by the way, the earth is built. I don't know if that's a theory that's been disproved or proven or what.

My little, my, my middle one told me yesterday that she's not, um, she's not a fan of Tangled anymore. Why not? She has this Tangled fan and, or this Tangled thing in her room. She's like, I don't like Tangled anymore. That's funny thing about kids. They love something and then they watch the fuck out of it. It was door the explorer for a little while. She would watch the fuck out of door the explorer. And now she doesn't want to have anything to do with it. They move on to the next show. And then it becomes the next show that they're massively obsessed with. You know, it's really interesting, but tangled now. But just a year ago, man, tangled. You know, when we took it, it said. And then she saw it in the movie and then we got a DVD and brought it home. Oh my goodness. She couldn't watch it enough, man.

That sounds ridiculous. I tweeted something earlier today. I retweeted something that someone sent me where they were talking about kids today and all the different people. I'm gonna click on it just so everybody knows what it is. RSA animate changing education paradigms and paradigm is spelled P-A-R-A-D-I-G-M-S if you were a TARD like myself. But this is a very interesting little thing that someone made points out how kids today are inundated with so much fucking massive amounts of information and that you know they take these kids and force them into watching something really boring all day like school like staring at a blackboard and then you know you wonder why they're incredibly You know, detached from what's happening. They're their world as the world of explosions and fucking video games and intense music on their iPhone. It's loud and emotional and you make them shut that off when you come into this room to tell them boring shit. I mean, it's almost like what he was talking about earlier about programming. I don't think it's like a conscious effort to do that. I think it's just they're lazy and it's just the shit design. But man, to take kids and take them from the world that they can experience now with the internet and video games and movies and songs and cars and technology and then make them sit in the fucking class and listen to stupid shit all day. It's amazing.

I know the legend if you could do. If you could teach kids through a video game that would actually let them like go back on an adventure through time and learn about history and like be a part of it.

Yeah, but you'd go back there and just start punk and people go grand theft auto styles start fucking shooting people off their list.

I guess that could start at the beginning of the end now. I don't know. It would be interesting to make history interesting. You'd have to have some really entertaining person like who's like a history major or a history professor rather who's just really good at figuring out the best way to construct the stories and getting you into it and then showing you cool shit too. That's another one like showing you documentaries and cool pictures and stuff like But, you know, when you get to certain things like mathematics and stuff like that, how are you gonna make a video game where kids learn math? And then it's fun. It's fun for someone who wants to play like fall. Sure, they would do something like Call of Duty. You know, you want to play Call of Duty and they're making, let's play numbers. Right. You know, I wonder. I don't think you can teach that that way.

Yeah, so well some people love math. I'm just talking shit because some people actually sit down and do mathematics for fun. I hate math so much.

You know why? She wants him to know exactly how many dick she's such. She wants him to really be able to wrap that around his head. She was just not to be vague. Oh honey, I know you stuck a couple of things. Listen, I'm tired of your bullshit. Listen to me. Do you know what a million is? He can be wrapped your head around a million.

She's got a little chunk to her.

Oh, really? That's amazing. So when you were around her and she was hot, it was like exciting.

It's just a funny thing where some dudes just can't accept that. You know some dudes are never gonna be able to accept the fact their check was a porn star.

I don't know. It's interesting how weird we are with sex. It's a strange culture where everything is sold with sex, but yet if you, you know, you really get down to the nitty gritty. We're really fucking weird about it. We're really insecure about it and insincere about it. It's strange, right? We have a fucked up culture, man. It is a weird culture. You actually try to suppress nature. It's a strange, strange fucking way we live, man. But selling things with pussy, you know when that makes sense, when you get married, when you get married, it makes sense. Because when you're single, and you could, you know, you know, like, well, this relationship doesn't work, and we break up, I'll find someone else, and that'll be interesting, because there'll be a new person. But when you're married and you're commit to this idea that you're just going to be with this person for the rest of your life, then you start like seeing some chick selling watches, you know, that dirty bitch. a dirty bitch with a fucking long legs like it really like attracts you like maybe this Omega Watch is gonna get me some of that right you know it really does work you know it's it's funny it's like a guarantee you if you had commercials for like a cell phone service in Ethiopia and you showed like delicious food in the background you know like here's a cell phone it's fucking roast beef there mashed potatoes and giant

Yeah, well, we had come back because I had to give my apology to Todd Bridges. I really do feel felt I felt stupid about that and We really wanted to talk about fear factor because it was pretty fucking crazy awesome. I can wait for this. It was very Monday, right? Yeah, every Monday for a while. We only did eight of them

They it's just too sad I have to do something about this well

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Oh, maybe it's not too late. They have the fucking factory dude. Oh First of all, I feel free to use Brian's idea, Brian, you know any money for that? No, I just sponsored the Desquad Podcast.

Sponsor Desquad Podcast. Oh, by the way, if you want to listen to the Ice House Chronicles, we've been doing podcasts, podcasts. That's like a podcast for cows. We've been doing podcasts for the last four or five weeks after this. And we do them from live from the ice house and they're called the Ice House Chronicles and it's my opinion one of the coolest podcasts we do because you know it's not it might not be a structure this today's was which is today's you know this is a different kind of podcast today's with Bruce Lipton was brilliant. He was it was amazing was eye opening it was like really really made you think about things and I really enjoyed it but with the the ice house Chronicles it's really a hang It's all of us, all of us common. It's a green. It's the real green room for real legit. It's un-sensored. It's everybody sitting around and sometimes it needs to be censored. But it was fiasc. Oh, yeah, I know what I need to do about that. You need to delete that. You're better off lying. But it's a really fun podcast and the only way to get it is if you go to iTunes and subscribe to the Death Squad. Death Squad is the podcast network that Brian produces and it contains not just the Ice House Chronicles, but Sam Tripley's naughty show, Thomas Gura, and Christina Cigura, even though she uses some other fucking name, that's called your mom's house and they have a great

That's great man. That's great. It's good here. It's he's a child star that actually survived. Yeah, good parents. Oh, that's why. Is that what it is? Yeah. We'll also need to stop being famous for a while and kind of like level out. Yeah. It's normal now. Good for him. Thank you to everybody for tuning in. Thank you to everybody who watched Fear Factor. My glad you enjoyed it. And thank you if you don't. I don't give a fuck folks. We just here to have a good time. Just enjoy yourself. And please, if you get a chance, if you're only listening to this podcast, listen to the David Lipton one that we just did because it's really a fucking interesting take. on how your thoughts control your reality. All right, bitches, we love you. We will see you if you're a Hollywood person, New Year's, Melrose Improv, Brian Rackel's going to be there too. Brian, you need to create some kind of a video for this shit. Yes. Show it a Hollywood Improv, New Year's. I think it's Joe Diaz, me, and I don't know who the fuck else, but it'll be crazy. Whoever it is, it's gonna be good. So, we'll see you, Freaks. Soon. Later. Sometime this week. Who am I doing this week? We got someone... Oh, Duncan.

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