Transcript for #1825 - Ali Siddiq

The drone, our good cigar choice, our short story. And smoking cigars with the ale, so much. I know a good cigar, Oliver.

You know what you like when you like it, you know? Yeah. Like I like I drink cabernet and you know how they come to the table and they tell you this valley and this and this and this and I just said nine hours and then I like it and I like it, you know? Yeah. What other than that?

That's ridiculous. The everything that he went through, he could have just made a wine.

With sneakers. They find out some people are selling fake sneakers. That makes sense. And it's like, yeah, I don't know, you can make a sneakers.

And this would be just utterly ridiculous. If your shoe was tried, was put on the foot of the person that's buying it. Like, right, formed. Can't Griffith, Junior, stepped in your shoe. At least try to put it on held in his hand and then they sold it to you. And that's it's good. He dealt with the shoe. Like all these can Griffiths over here are regular King Griffiths, but these are hand-held, right, King Griffith Jr.

We see ways of photo of him with a video of him with a video shoot, putting it in the box and then it's coming to you.

right on the tongue just a little bit not I wouldn't I wouldn't tell them what it was it would be something like they know when your shoe was authentic that you don't even know that it has like but you know this is our thing that you got paperwork on it but what makes it authentic I don't know let me see you and then they turn around and they put some light on it I mean like no no don't have it I don't know I don't know I don't know it's like What is exclusive? Like, if you sit in first class on the plane, are you really getting anything other than getting a bigger seat?

Yeah. It's, and you're going to sign a place of the plane went down. Like, do you live?

The people in the back live, like, the people would say, ah, Joe, I thought you was, I heard you was the plane accident. Everybody's telling you, like, yeah, I was the first class. Like, why would I be dead?

Like, you and eight people, like, the plane and the, all type of flips and it's, I'm a fire, but you all have no idea, y'all still in front. Something's going on with that, I think. And then you get out of a box, the first class box. And he's like, wow, they know all that was going on. Everyone's gone. And they goodness this first class, he would have failed.

I say, course, I want and realized that I had to walk up to get out. It was pissed. Like, all these dead, the furl I started going down, like, man, shit! Like, I gotta walk back up the way to get out!

Man, it was insane, and all the steps that I had to take to go do anything.

It's, um, I thought of this because I had this new special that just came out. I thought as soon as it came out that they was going to invite me to a sports event like the shooter, the free throw if I'm on the list. Cause I throw the first pitch, throw the first pitch because in Houston, like I see other people, I see lesser celebrities shooting the free throw from the line for charity and I just be pissed. like why have they called me yet to I'm like I'm like special number four like what's what's the hold up like what's the hold up on who who who is not picking up the phone for me to shoot this damn shot

He was walking, but yeah. Who is Rudy Jackson? Exactly. Like what he do? And he's like right by the Starbucks. He's like, he's like, walk down Hollywood Boulevard. And then you find out that the homeless person down the way is Rudy Jackson. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

Right? Like, what'd you, oh, you busted me with trying it, right?

So it's a Rolex that I'm looking for that they say that people is hard to find. It's the silver one with the green face. It's a horse to 41. If anybody in Hong Kong make one, making one of them just, you know, she didn't talk. It's like, the one I want. I'm like, you know, I be hearing about women getting gifted things that's on their wish list. Oh, yeah. I'm like, that shit now. If I put a wish list together, they were like, fucking bones. You're fucking bigger, I'll eat. Like, women can do it. It's weird. It's weird. It's always complaining about it. It's not always, but sometimes they can play no. It's just, it's a double standard. It fucking is. Of course it is. If I go on the internet and put on a halter type, and put a wet tissue, wet all the time on, and put it right up with my chest, I get no money. I get complaints of people, hey, I need $10 for them for the shit you put on in. People are requesting money from me, but you do it. Let a woman put on a wet heart attack right beneath the breath. I get this put on their donate. I guarantee you could be a millionaire.

showing her feet. The lady who does my feet has taken videos of my feet and I've seen them on her page of other Korean ladies laughing. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her.

I took one of the toughest dudes. I always take some hooddude to something that they deemed as some non-manly shit. And I'm like, yo listen, my man. My man probably died. He said his feet has been hurting. I said yo listen. You got to get you a pair of hockers. He was saying he saw you went and got them to my yo. I feel like I'm walking on fucking pillows and like hockers is the shit.

Yeah, it's a great. Oh my goodness, great.

Best you ever made. So I said man, he got planified shyness. And I said, man, you got to get your feet done. That's the part of mental health, health care, you know, doing it getting your feet. He's like, man, I ain't fucking with it. I'm scared. I'm not doing it. I don't know why. And I'm ticklish. I don't know why I touch him. I got down feet. I'm like, I'm gonna go with you. And he's like, I don't even shit who go. I'm not fucking with it. I think listen, I got you. I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna take you to my place. And he's there. I said listen, before we get in here, I'm, we getting the deluxe, we getting the highest package. They're letting them put all the time. She's on your feet. Man, A, it's cucumber. All the time with buttermilk, she's going bowling motherfuckers at acid. She's going to do everything to your feet. Trust me. Tough one of the toughest dudes. I'm like, I've had situations I've called him and he showed up with no problem. Like, yo, what's up? I'm killing everybody. But you would think that I was taking him to the electric chair. Like young man, are you going to come in the place tonight? He's looking at it like it's a set up like it's a mob hit like who all in that man listen elderly people come in with me coming in with me and feed me fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Listen so he says down takes the shoes off and as soon as he put his feet in the water, I'm talking to him the whole time. Just try to get his right off of it and he's like man, fuck more than the water bubbling bro. He like I see him easing up then she comes out with this train of all sorts of fruit and oranges put them on his legs like man type of fucking fruit salad shit is right when he's getting the cucumber rub between his toes and I'll let he look over me as he's drinking because they bring you drinks I'm having my most of he having an orange juice because he's my guy still on my toes and fuck you can't sell your toes in here man you toes in the water

This whole experience is not, this must be relaxing. I later come in and she, she put his, his massage chair. And he can see it even I want to. Before I know that he and Nestle, lady doing everything to his feet. She saw him, she taken off his toe, she doing everything. She, I don't know why the lady took his feet off and just took him to the back of her. She was like, yo, a lot of shit going on. She walked out, he walking out. He turns to me and said, man, God damn. That shit was amazing, man. got me some new feet I like he'd be back without me he would be back now without me you know what it go yeah but maybe sometimes it's hard it's like going to movies by yourself it's a big leap is it

both seats on the side of me with with vitals. I mean, cause if I'm going to movies, this is not a healthy experience. All the bullshit. Yeah. That's in it. I want sour patch kids. I'm sour patch kids. I want the twizzlers. I want, I, this is the only time I eat a box of fucking dead men. The junior men, I eat a box of shit. In the course of the movies, with nachos, I need my nachos, with jalapenos. I need my popcorn, jalapenos. I put jalapenos in my popcorn. Oh man, I just, I'm just gonna have so much bad shit. And I needed them both, Cheez. And I'm gonna sit back and I'm gonna watch. And, and I'd be on high alert too in the movie sometimes, but most of the time, I'm just in their relaxing. And I already have a exit plan though. So Mike coming up with some bullshit, I gotta exit plan.

I talked about it the day of because it it was on. I'm on radio and in Houston and it said comes across shooting on. You vowed it is what it said. So immediately we start trying to correct people because in Houston we have a street. You vowed it. And that's what people heard. So we went in correct in it and it's in your body Texas and I'm the first thing like this whole whole went to the school like in why And why are we still in this same position over and over again? We the level of concern that we have for children is really lackluster in this country because why is this continued to happen? Why is it no kid? Why was he able to even get in the school if you looking at him and you know he doesn't go if you don't want to stop him to even ask a question. Confused of why people with these issues go to the most, like what? And it's like, why this place?

And we noted this, we noted this is a possibility, right? And we noted this is happened. So why don't law makers make the law a law to be, if you commit this horrific crime? If you go in, the consequence is so dire. that we, this is kind of, this is a, like you get, beheaded.

I think some, I think some, I feel like they go live and some I go make a movie about them. I think that, that you, you, you, you, because if, I would kill you before you even got. You walking up is going to be a problem because you, as soon as you walk it up to the school, it's going to be some resistance because they noted that there's no resistance to these places. We have to put up some walls of safety when we know that these things happen in this country and people's mental health and people. I'm not even blaming on mental health a lot of these things. It's this desire of sensationalism that a lot of these people have. And you should combat it at all angles of it. Prior to it, protection is preventive.

to send to other countries when we don't have money to fix whatever's going on the South Side Chicago or Baltimore or If we have if we have this money how does it poverty right in this? Okay, so you find money for for other things, but you don't find money to correct the problems here exactly exactly it's almost like

How do I have a plan to eradicate homelessness, but the smartest people in this world don't have a plan? What's your plan? Simple. So in most cities you have these abandoned buildings. You have a lot of abandoned buildings. You go in, you refurbished this building, and you start people right at the top, and it's a tier system. as you tear out the door. So whatever your situation is, whether it's mental health, you get that fixed there, whether it's financial literacy, you get that fixed there. Whatever your situation is, you get fixed in this building. That this is what this recovery center is for. Then you put them in jobs within the building because it's granted ran by grants within the building. to heighten the skills that they already have. And you ask me what are their interests? What do they want to be? What were you before this happened to you? How does this have you get all that back information? And as they are tearing out, the money that's allocated for each particular client through this grant. Half of that money is being put to the side for when they get ready to come out. You're not letting them out of this program. just neck it with just the skills that they acquired in this program. You're giving them a lease on a new lease on life. This is the money that you acquire by being through this program. Let's help you start. Let's help you start your life from this point. And you invest in the businesses that they're that they start. You invest in it like whether it's a trade or you invest in these people. And with the notion of they're going to reinvest a percentage back into the building to help more people. And you keep recycling people back into the world. in that manner. So when you see somebody home, they're like, I'm home, I can't help myself. They're like bullshit. It's a building right there that helps every single person that even follows or houghton. And then you give people free healthcare.

Sexual abuse drug abuse when you're young. You get people out of them. You get people out of that situation because I was in a, I had a abusive step problem.

The only way to remedy is it's to get out of this. Because you can't fix him. You got to focus on me and get me to safety. But if you cripple somebody thinking that somebody You put a person in the position, what they feel like they need that person. And so you make excuses for their behavior. When I see this all the time, and people like, why did this person stay? Why did this person do this? Because if they were handicapped, they was crippled. And when you feel like you have no other place to go, you stay in positions that's abusing you. That's what people do.

We have it because we can give it to, we can give it. We, we, we throw away more food in this country than more country than most countries producing a year. I will waste our waste ratio. If our waste ratio change, then our condition change. Yeah. Because if you allocate, if you allocate funds to the right thing instead of wasting funds. by even even with this. People say it's a misinformation and certain things. Yes, it is when the federal government doesn't allocate funds to certain people to eradicate the misinformation and media. In media, it's federal funds that go out to media companies. Why you don't get that to some of the black media outlets that you say that don't know what's going on? Because you're not helping. You're not helping the situation either. You're helping the situation. You're saying that people's number, if you know that the number one thing that cripples people in this country is health. And then you don't make it where they can have quality, free health care in this country. Then you don't feel like the consumer That you're the human being is the most important commodity on this planet. If you invest in the human being, and the human being does the good works that he's supposed to do with that investment, and they invest in more human beings. You create this utopia of helping and learning and not being and not having a phobia of, hey Joe, I need your help. That doesn't make me less than a man because I need your help with something. You're supposed to give your fellow man a leg up. That's what you're supposed to do. Yes. But we live in the what I'm not supposed to do.

When is that mind they come from?

That's the, I think that's why Rodney Dangerfield was one of the ones for me. Like, yes, when people say, who are your influences? I'm influenced by more than just what you did on stage. You know, it's how your character, how you were as a person. Yes. and when he was not selfish, like, hey, man, I got a platform. Everybody is welcome to this platform. If you find it, let's do it.

So outside, man. Dude, it's so many people. And why not, why not want to be that in comedy? Or why leave that to another entity? I'm on the all stars of this. I'm on the actors of that. Like why leave it to other people and other crafts who heightened your craft? Why leave it to other people from other cities to say, my biggest thing is to get the recognition from my peers. Like, when a comic calls me and says, man, you're special. Classic, like, I'm putting it in this space. Yeah. This is because they know the craft. There's not a, you're not a spectator because it's, to spectators, everybody looks good to spectators. But when the people who know the craft are looking like, nah, you don't know what you're looking at, like, you don't know how special this is. Because especially it's supposed to be a piece of the person. And the people that call and say, I mean, it's as timeless. It's like, you really put a piece of man. You did it. It's insane.

It was amazing. It was that in that. I remember watching. I remember watching dance solos. son of Gary and I'm sitting there and fucking amazement I'm like this shit is good yeah I'm like yo this shit is fucking good like I'm a calvin yeah feels good like I'm sitting there like this shit is good man it feels good to call so many tell no to and I'm like I got damn it then so you are fucking amazing and that's the thing you know um I watched Earthquakes and I felt good for Quake. And that's the thing that you want to do in this business. I remember writing with Bill Bellamy on this special. And when he's getting ready to go out, and we talking, and my last words like, yo man, just cold, and just do what you do. And when it came together, I called them like, yo, I watched it live. I was at the whole process. And then shit is still good. The air would clear. I was like, and I think that comics don't understand, I'm not chasing other comics. In an aspect of the new guys, I'm chasing the class, like I'm chasing calling and class being prior in Eddie. I'm chasing them. So what you're doing doesn't affect me or change how I'm doing it because Man, it's been bad. It's like the memorable things that I'm like, I want my special to be in that when people say, man, live from sunset strip, elephant in the room, domino effect, I leave stick. I want to be mentioned amongst them. I tell people, I'm not playing the game for riches and all that. I'm playing for that yellow jacket. You know, a lot of people They, they satisfaction that you play football and you play through high school, you win the high school championship. Great. Then some people want to go to college when a college championship. Great. Some people want to go to the NFL and get to the NFL. They want to go to the all-star games. And that's fine. Some people want to win a Super Bowl. But some guys are playing the game. to, at the end of that, receive a yellow jet. They're not cool, which is being there. Right. They won't, the jacket. They want greatness. Yeah.

This is the first piece of work that actually changed my mind on something. How so? People ask me, hey man, when you come to the store telling who is your top people, who the best storytellers in comedy to you. I used to say just like this. I say it would be Cosby, Colin, Joey Diaz, Eddie Murphy, me. And I say me, Joey, and Eddie, all three. I mean, we third, and then other people. I looked when I put the special together, and I looked at it. And I looked at the craft of the ability to bring people into the story. This is the first time somebody asked me at that, and I said, me, Cosby, then everybody else at that can sort that shit out. But I can't deny myself no more to put myself behind somebody when it comes to a story to like bringing you into a story. The different kind of art is a different art and I've gotten pretty goddamn good.

Man, we didn't mean already to talk yesterday about this is not happening. Yeah. And he was like out of all of the stories. All the shows I've done. Mexon got on bullshit still my favorite goddamn store and he said I didn't know you We's gonna put you on the digital side of it and we was looking at the stories like God damn it It's like, and he was like, I didn't even know what you were talking about. And I was hanging on every goddamn word. And then it was like, oh shit, he's, she's crazy. Like, I'm like, no, I appreciate Denny said the next one was even more like Mitchell. He's like, then I started to like, he, his goddamn ability to tell his story. He's seen it to a different land like whatever land he's seen it to. He's making me see it to that same land. I have no goddamn idea what he's even.

What? Like, can't watch it. Like, it's contagious. It's like, It's like, if I see you, and I never, I never thought this before, until somebody said it, and man, I just do did a bad set. And then he tried to shake my hand. I didn't want him to touch me. Like, I didn't want to shit on me. Like, don't put that shit on me. It's good to change. And I was like, oh, that's rude to shit. And then somebody did a bad set. And he walked into me. I was like, and I started walking the other way. Like, ah, don't touch me. Don't do that shit. You go, you go get me COVID. I don't want to.

Man, it's, it's weird because, oh my, me listening. First, big up to wrong white, classy, very classy man. He's the man. Ron, I just imagine getting this phone call. I'm getting it through Orlando improv. My agent Joe Ashman, who I love, dearly. Joe calls me and says, I just want to run this by you. Someone wants to, wants the feature for you. I'm like, no, I'm cool. I got my feature in Marcus Wilde. I'm cool. He's like, just hear me out. He's working on some new stuff. He's coming back. He just wants to be around the comic who is a good comic. Like Joe, who is this? You're taking too long. He's like, Ron White. I was like, I'm not fucking with some guy that stole Ron's white name. Like, Ron, white from Orlando, get the fuck out of here. He's like, no, Ron, white, white. And I was like, and I, and I, and I, and I doubled down and said, like, Ron, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like the man, man, man, you like, yes, I'm like, I can't even get my yes together. I'm like, yes, like, yeah, yeah, I'll get the fucking work around my head. Yeah, I said he wants to, he wants to have metal. He's like, yeah, he's got like 20 to 25 minutes. I said, do he want a headline? Like, I let him headline. Just a fucking, like, relinquish my weekend to ride, why did this come feature? I was doing some whole shit or whatever. He's like, no, he said he just wanted him. So I get them and I'm I'm already anticipating he's a legend. He's going to be in the green room doing the shit everybody knows like I like to be in my green room first and the invite you in but I'm relinquishing all that shit cuz it's wrong white I get there wrong white is the fucking constant professional. Not in the green room. He comes to the green room. He knocks on the door. He was running and I'm sitting there all like He got his bus outside. He's hanging his bus. He came over saw, hanging the green one with us. And he's like, I'm going to go out here and do the record is 20 minutes. So I just put together and try to get to shit together. Now I'm going out and I'm going to watch this fucking wrong way. Stellar 20 minutes fucking killing. Oh. I'm, I'm so caught up in what he, they about to introduce me. I'm in the back to him. Look, she was amazing. And we talking, and he's like, I think you got to go up. I'm like, oh shit. So I go up, do my, and he comes in the showroom. And he's watching from the beginning. And I'm doing my thing after the show he comes in, he's like, look at kids. You are fucking incredible. Like I try to give it to you. Try to rattle you because his shit was so crisp. Like it was still a class like he's like man. So the rest of the weekend we just chatting it up and just I'm like, I'm fucking kicking it. Real wrong white. And in my mom like man, these places. And every night, he's just giving me a little more something about, you know, you can go a little deep in that story, you know, because you're happy, you're happy, kid. And he, he noticed that I would start a story and stop and start doing another story. And he said, you keep leaving me, kid, you're like, I'm still trying to figure out what happened with your uncle. Like, I didn't go back. You're like, no, you fucking didn't go back. And I'm like, oh, shit, I gotta start going back. And I'm like, if she knows him, why are you not picking up the jewels?

Yeah, I don't think any of my, any of my friends. I've ever said that they Bryson Brown is from Austin. He's fucking hysterical. Like, I guess I introduced him like, yo, this is Bryson Brown. He's fucking hysterical.

She's a good set up set up jokes. Excellent.

Yeah. That's what you do. That's right. You have to acknowledge the elephant in the wrong. And I hate. I used to hate doing it. I used to hate doing it, especially. I used to hate doing it. Period. But. Bill Bellamy, he's a nice guy, but he has a mean streak in him. That is outstanding. On the tour with him, I used to host this tour. And somebody would ask for a guest spot. And he would come in and like, I'll eat triple seven. Like, I was shit. Who would just ask for a goddamn guest spot? So now people don't know what we about to do to you. Like, I'm gonna come out. In use, I would do 15. I just skated into it. But I'm coming out with seven minutes of straight fucking home runs. I'm not, I'm stacking this shit on these people. People still laughing at the first joke. I'm on joke number five. I'm fucking stacking it on. And when I leave them, I'm bringing people going to be still laughing when I bring you up. They're not even fucking going to think about shit you saying because they still laughing from joke number three. And I'm gonna bring you up. And I'm gonna lead, I'm gonna sit you right in that fucking pressure cooker. And you're gonna say, and you're gonna, I don't give it down. You're gonna die if you can't fucking serve. Cause I put the output 100 foot wave on your ass. then you die and then I go up and I put another seven is a yo's dying on top of it and Bill's like I hate when people ask them to guess what it's like oh you're making evil man

Dozens. You know what I, let me tell you what I, what I love.

wouldn't say that they went behind somebody that was just fucking a absolute monster like yo man, this shit is a problem. Like how am I gonna match this shit? Like I can imagine going up at the morning. He, Martin's still hungry. He out there fucking gettin' it. Who's in his 30s?

I remember times being places and you going up behind people that fucking assassins. Tony Roberts, I don't know if you know Tony Roberts, but he is so quick. It's just rapid fire shit and I use people used to be like, I mean, you can't kill anybody in follow Tony. It's nobody in play in follow Tony. And I remember being at a spot and if you was like, yo, Tony's up right now, you're going up next. Let me go. I had already been able to ride the wave of, like, I'm not going up to compete with Tony. I'm going up to do my shit. And I remember being offended doing this show that a person thought that I couldn't follow Tony any switched up the line up. And I was fucking pissed. And I said, OK. And I went out and I got a stand-innovation. And Tony Robbins was the person that said he was, he said he was right there when the production person said. So the first comic I got a stand-innovation, what the fuck do we do now? It was like, because you thought that I was like, they played me like I was some fucking throw on on the show. And they was like, oh, I just got a stand on vacation. And the air opened the door of his great room and said, what did y'all think he was going to do? You fucking disrespect to them. Because he's like, yo, he don't. It doesn't matter where I go. because I know what I'm going to do when I get there. And I learned very early on because I was going up behind people that Benchy Brown at the coconut grove improv. He was he had my full laughing so hard that the dude came in the green room and sat down and it was laughing. He's on his way from the bathroom. He just busted the green room and he said, man, this motherfucker killing me. He said, he's got the green room. He was on the way. He was like, and you could hear it. You could hear it because the green room was like right behind the stage. And you could hear it. Like Benji Brown is fucking destroying this room. And he's doing this This character, Kiki, and he's like, yo, and this is loud, pits ghetto girl, and he's fucking destroying this room. And then he stops and says, let me bring up the next topic. You like, God damn, it's people, it's people dead in here. Like, he's like, YouTube got to go out.

Yes, quit. That shit is fantastic when you like, yo man, this shit is David Wayne's. David Wayne's, I'm middle for David Wayne's. Because whatever his middle black was fucking up, and he said he was too dark, so they called me. And at the end of the weekend, I never went into Green Row. He called me in the Green Row on Sunday. He said, how does it feel to be a fucking assassin? I said, what is it? I used to do this to people. I used to fucking go on stage and destroy people. You're a fucking assassin.

I'm like, no, I'm ready. He's like fucking assassin. That's a nice feeling. But I believe, but I believe. I'm hosting this show. I really had a lady that was his middle and act. And after the first show, Bobby, we had the Houston improv, Bobby calling me in the room and the groom and saying, hey, I'm not going to fire you. I'm not going to fire you. I just want you to be honest with me. Are you a host? I'm like, I'm the host. Are you, you know what I'm saying? Are you a host? I'm like, no, I was like, I fucking knew it. And probably doing this shit to me, giving me the strongest motherfucking in the city. Because he said he's doing 30 minutes. I'm feeling the rest of the time. He's like, I fucking knew it. And Bobby was going out doing his clothes off first. He's like he's so fucking insane. Wow. It's out. Dix out. I'm starting with this. Like, not fukin' to bury me behind the fucking house. I'm not doin' it.

And the thing is, I won't, I won't, the young cops out there that's listening, probably. Don't think that you murder in a headliner with the local shit. Like if it's local, that's yeah, yeah, you're not. I'm on my routine, you know, look at the fuck out here. They ever got one. If you murder, you got to murder with your shit. Real shit. Real shit. It can't be the the the fluff.

If I'm just saying, if you want to know how not to be locked into local shit, even if you in a place where you started, Look at my special. I shot my special in Houston. You can't tell it's Houston. I'm talking about things in Houston, but from a wide eye lens. But it's not about Houston. It's about life. It's about life.

I'm there. You locked in the moment. You locked in the moment. Where'd you do it? Houston improv.

Yeah, we pipe. That's a great fucking room. That's a great fucking room. Four hundred people in me.

We just went on a, and the, the crazy thing is when people know that they come and to see you do the journey. Yeah. And it's, it's weird because the people who can't, I did, I did it during the weekend that I was there. So the people who saw me saw the show on Thursday and Friday is like, That shit didn't happen. So the people who saw it on Saturday got the whole Hollywood, because Eric Abrams, the same person shot my stuff for Comedy Central. And this is not happening with Ari. I got them. I wanted that look and Eric is a fucking great director. It's really not about him. It's about what you want. And he just suggests shit. Like, what do you think about this? Like, I wasn't thinking about it, but not I am. You know, he just suggests, like, do you really need that? Do you like? I don't. And it comes together. Him and Jordan joined the lights and It it looks like that was one of the things and then especially when somebody notices it. When my guy called me saying man, let me tell you the most amazing shit. It looks like a class. It looks like 1985. I'm like, pull it up, Jamie.

So good. It's some comedy clubs that I think that I've set up so perfect. Man, stand up, stand up live in Phoenix. Zainees in Nashville.

Oh, my God. That's great club. God damn. It's good. Lefty live in West Naya. Yep. Yep. Don't like. That's a great one. This is what we ought to do. I always put myself in shape. I just told R that we ought to do a festival of festival we travel to festivals around the world. He's Jewish. I'm Muslim like the Muslim Jew festival festival review with me and R. It's going to weird as festivals. We ought to see between me and you. take a month to go to all these clubs and see how many specials we can shoot in these clubs in a month. You mean you shoot all the film all the shows 30 30 minutes we go to these these clubs and shoot a new 30 minutes in each one.

No, me and you, this is me, you do 30, I do 30. And each one needs great film clubs and put it out as a series of going to clubs, the best comedy clubs to shoot especially. Comedy works in Denver's another one. I've never played it. What? I've never played it. It's like I'm boxed into some weird shit that's behind the scenes that I'm not that I don't know what's going on. I've never tried to get in. I'm waiting to get in. I'll get in. I'll get in today. I want to go out.

Man, it's some what's another great club that Like, these are clubs that people don't talk about. Like, I hear about the cellar and I'm not knocking the cellar, but those, like, you know, another club that they remodeled, he remodeled it. And I think I was the first person in it when he remodeled it. It's weird looking, but it's so fucking intimate. The comedy zone in Charlotte. Never done it. Oh, it's fucking. It's so intimate. and they around you, like improv is fucking great clubs. Oh, another club. DC improv.

Follow us. It's, it's, it's, it's no, it's, it's, it's, it's nice. It's flawless. It's perfect.

Rick Procins don't look bad to shoot them in get some Rick Procins that don't look good with that fucking it that's the end of life is Stand up alive and Phoenix is one of the great clubs and it's big six hundred seats be But the roar the roar when you're killing my not okay date they move the Hollywood improv to I think it's Dana Beach It's another it's the improv and floor and see move it out of the hard rock they move out of the hot rock is Dana Beach now That's a nice and as close I haven't been here.

What you think about, what you think about on Cops City? Which one? Cops, Cops, Comedy Club.

I don't even think, maybe it's me, because I guess I don't have a permanent audience just yet, but some of these clubs, and you go in, it's not even the club. The club is fucking fantastic, but the audiences that come there, you like them. I don't I a look do I need the read all the shit that I read first until y'all about it so I can come do so you can be familiar with some of the shit that's going on in the fucking world like like where like what I'm right off the back Toledo Toledo Ohio is like fucking pulling teeth.

It's like Toledo. I'm gonna say sometimes Syracuse is fucking weird. Upstate New York's weird period. Syracuse Albany, like I damn it man. anything outside of Chicago, any of the clothes around outside of Chicago, you like, I love y'all over here.

Oh, that's kind of Chicago. It's uppity is shit. It's like suburbs. It's like, I don't know the fucking thing. Like, you fucking know, like,

Fuck that's a great city. I miss jokes and notes that was a place that I and I played the Xanies that ones There was a great it was a great experience. I like I like some of the old nostalgia clubs too when I go there You know that it's been here for a long last time and or a weird like a weird spot that I go to the punch line in Atlanta, where it's inside the landmark, the landmark diner. I hate the green room, but I like the fact that I walk through some crowded, chaired room, and it feels like they're still smoking. Yeah. Yeah.

That was an amazing room. And they got rid of it.

I think they, um, this is a room that I did I like that I'm very, very comfortable in. What is it? It is in, um, it's in North Carolina as well. Charlie Goodnight. Yes. That's a great room. I, I think they, they move in the building as well.

I haven't been to the new place. Man, I, I, I like, I would go down and look at the old pictures and then go play, uh, because the, it's an nostalgia to some of these roles. Yeah. I like going that, but when you think about shooting, the room feels warmer, you feel like I can do some other things to the room to make it a little warmer and just go in and fucking crush it. They got good audiences in certain places.

It is. Man, it's weird. I can go into this same dimension. Alan Jackson. Like, I grew up, I didn't listen to the country music, but I knew about country music, because my granddad would watch Westerns, and you know, you listen to Hank Aaron, not Hank Aaron, or what's Hank William's Hank Williams. And then this guy, Alan Jackson, I'm just flipping through the stations on time. And I heard, you know, like when you go to another city, you put on a scan and you're going through the radio station trying to find a radio station. And way down town on the chatter hoochie, this is what they call me. A whole bunch of loving in a hoochie koochie. And I had to find out who the fuck's on this home.

I've been in NASCAR. It was like one time. One time. And Dana was the, this is the first time that she was the lead car. So get there. It's an amazing experience. Like we went into the pit. We went into the trailers. Like they have enough stuff in a trailer to build another car. Like they tell you how many cars they carry with them, just in case this is something happens. And they have enough stuff and they're trying to rebuild a car. And they, some of the pit crews are ex football players that got into this for competition. Like they, I didn't know they had pit crew competitions to see who can change everything the fastest and a lot of these people are extra football players that still need the competition and they get getting on and so we get that and I never forget about how when the race started all these cars take off and it's so loud and how I was rooting for the last car so all these cars were single I'm like go he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like a last last but the incredible thing was Ray Lewis did the start up did the start while Frazier was there And all the attorneys, all the attorneys for last call were young black women that the graduate from law school and that were all their attorneys like they did all the legal stuff like. But the audience is all white people just, it was food, it was like the campers and some of the little shots you ever want to see on a human being like damn, like all of the shit was exciting to me. I'm like, why does she have on boots with these shorts? Like the shit's on it.

The Kentucky Derby. I was in town once I was in Kentucky. There was her that's why I could not find. I had to stay in across the river. Like it was no hotels in town. I was trying to stay at the sealed box and I'll let you know. and it was so ritzy. I didn't get a chance to go, but I would love to go to her.

I was, I was interested in saying things comes from so far different places. You want to go and hear all the rich people doing so what I want to see the chaos. I want to go to the Kentucky Derview because the first 15 when I read about the Kentucky Derview how I started the first 15 we all won by African American Jockeys and how the purse came about in the history of it and That's why I want to see the chaos

And so it was the first Kentucky Derby ever rain.

I'm saying 1920. I'm going to say 1890.

He's throwing bottles at him. Yeah. There he goes. It's so fog different from the original Kentucky Derby. Yeah, did he fall in?

Yeah, debatory. It's right after that. I don't have an underwear. I don't know, but I don't have one on the way.

So that, that I might have grown started. That's a good question.

Like, I can't, corn about is a pretty intense. I've never been to that.

That's wild. Oh man. The... Oh.

It's, I went to this club called Help Disco Tech and you needed. Help disco tech. I wouldn't add them in even night when they give you a leaf. You put your clothes up and they give you a leaf and you in the club just a leaf on. That's it. And this club holds like four or five thousand people. All what leaves on and it's so crazy that they know that you cannot get to the bar. They know that you can't get to the bar. They have bartenders with coolers strapped to them. They in the like on the floor and different places and they flip the cool up and they make your drink right there because they know you're not going to be able to get to the bar. It's insane. And despite it's a live band. It's like 12 pieces. Live band. And it's fucking insane. And you, if it's 5,000 people, it's 1,000 men and 4,000 women. If it's 4,000 people, it's 3,000 women and 1,000 men. And I know we went in. It was, maybe about 12. I know I came out there with eight, 30 in the morning. I know for facts, it was eight, 30 in the morning. And it's right off the beach. And it's like, this shit isn't sane. And when you fall on it, like, yo, and you look, it's like, people, you're not even, that you didn't even see in it. Like, oh, she was in that game. Like, damn, oh, she had, like, cause you in your element, like, I never left. Once I walked through upstairs, I never came back. Like I walked through downstairs, I would have said, I never came back downstairs until it was time to leave. Like I never came back downstairs. Like it wasn't happening. I was having a great goddamn time. Like I walked out of my hotel and it was maybe like 30,000 people on the street, on the side street dancing. It was people on the bus, it's people on the street and I just walked into this shit and I was like, I was just like, like I was just in men. Rio was insane.

And I went to the corner of our work. I think people don't understand that this is neighborhood versus neighborhood. The summer team is representing the neighborhood. So it's like just put 12 football fields together. Right, stack them up. That's how they coming down the street. And it's people on both sides that's cheering for their summertime. It's insanity, man. I've never parted. It had to be a million people. And once, like going in and coming out was so insane. Like I parted in, I parted out. I parted to concessions. I parted in the line. Go to the bathroom. I, I, I, man. I may have sex on the street. I don't know what I was doing. I was fucking insane over there. Like it was hot man. I probably have a child over there. I don't know. I got married. Look at this.

This is a neighborhood. So when you win, your neighborhood gets money. Like for the win. Like this is everybody that's on this just from this one is from the same neighborhood.

This shit, you got People gotta see this shit live. This shit is insanity. Oh my god. And it's that one altercation.

And this is the honor position to be a part of something.

And it represents the neighborhood in Michigan. But Nana's. Wow.

How long has it take to construct these things, man? This is a big thing. Right after this, they start for the next year. Wow. This is a big thing. They represent, so man, this shit is incredible. It's incredible. And this is all things. Holy shit. I know America thinks they do live as parties, but this is This is like, twelfth of both having it same time.

Look at the size of that thing and they lift and he was laying down it first. Look at this. This is what I'm saying.

I did a movie live from Rio and we was at this. You did a movie there? Yeah, live from Rio with my boy Ben Williams. But was it? We just, it's called live from Rio. It's 10 Black guys traveling. We supposed to just start, we, we supposed to go here and then we supposed to go to Tokyo.

No, we were just traveling and I just 10 me and out and about.

Yeah, I from Rio on the cover is me and his guy named G. G got killed by a tenant. Like he, um, in his building. Yeah, it's house. Like he was written his house out in the tenant killed him. And, um, weird, but I still have some, I still have some of the DVDs that we did from that. And who can it, did the, um, the soundtrack for the DJ, the soundtrack from after that, um, Snoop and Farrell went to Brazil and shot, and shot the video, shot the video, shot the video. Brazil was fun. I think Brazil was, Amsterdam was a wild time for me. I'd had a good time in Amsterdam. But Brazil, by far.

Speaking of fights, June 12th, me and a comic man Steve Brown was supposed to do something, he said he's gonna do something, I don't know.

Like a boxing match? Really? Yeah. He's on Instagram.

He told somebody else and then they told me. And I was like, how much is he worth? He say 194. So that is 2015. I said it. I said all the time. I'm like, yo, he took 05, 2010. Is that I already know? He don't know how much he got that way. Is that And that's my boy James that's my that's my train of James and He's Steve Brown put on that he wanted to do something like well I come in town and then people there you go Steve Brown it what people can't do this to me you can't say You want to box me you know my schedule. I'm not gonna be in town until the I met Tyler in the 10th and he left. Well, you know, I'm out of town. I said, well, stay around. Stay around. And then we get it in. And James, some of the James heard of James, like, shit.

Like 170? I'm 160. Yeah. I'ma go down by the time we five go down 10 pounds. And he is gonna what? Probably wake coming in at three hundred and ten. And that's going to be the worst day of his life. He couldn't really see it. Because he's going to be exhausted. Like, I'm, I can move around on him for at least the first round and then start punishing him. It's because how many rounds are you going to do? He said three. And I'm like, oh, let's take, let's go a little deeper. Yeah. That's me. I'm like whatever, man, because I know I think people don't understand about boxing. This is a, when you fighting, Your mental condition has to be, physical condition definitely ought to be in order, but your mental condition, because this is not the punch and bag, this is not the gloves. Right. And all you can do is for fight like spawning. When you spawning the next day, Some shit is wrong. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like Body size hurt hurt a lot. Oh, yeah. And if you're not conditioned for that type of punishment, because you're going to get hit no matter how big and how good you think you're going to get hit. And I don't, I'm not going to take no steam off of a punch for you. And I say, well, we don't have to get no head gear. Even the head gear is a problem.

I'd rather have no headgift. Can't see that good. Especially when somebody keeps turning your goddamn headgift.

Because if you if you don't get your headgift turn and now you can't see and I'm a It's gonna be some old shit coming behind.

My thing, my ultimate thing was I wanted cat. Cat said he started boxing.

He knows it's the type of fucking punishment that it's going to mean. Like, I'm not going to lose. I mean, I want to I want to beat you, but I think I'm easing up on him because people, I, how do you need to let some things go? And I'm like, yo, watch this special. It's hard for me to let things go. There you all feel that things go, but I don't mind the physical combat of fight. I think it's the stress relief. I think when you get a chance to go with somebody that wants to go, that's the thing. You got to be with somebody who won the box and who won the fight. Like with me and James, James, a professional fighter. when he want to go, you know, let's go. And I know this is this going to be a hard day because he's he no matter how hard it starts. Me and you can start. It once you get hit the shit chain is like, yo, I know I leave my friend, but I'm gonna fuck you up.

I gotta get this.

Yeah, like my man time, a manual just fought on Victor T. Really? It did.

Yeah. What is he doing now? Yeah, him and Todd are manual. I think it's on YouTube to not fight with Floyd Maynwell.

He fights out of the same gym, mainstream, fighting gym, like with arms. So this just happened. Registrobo, he, he, he, he, the fight out of the same.

So, Todd was, he was in, in, in his, how they do against Victor Ortiz.

It was a good fight. Did he lose? He lost. I think it went to the scorecard.

At one point in time. I think, I think, Todd, you know, when you watch in the fight, like he hit me and give me some tips about something. I'm like, Todd, I mean, like, yo, he was doing something. But you know, when you watch in the fight, you're like, why the fuck? Because you're sitting there, like, why fucking keep doing that? Like, when they were break, Victor would just start like some of the breaks when they go back and he started throwing punches and I'm in top he covering up and I'm like fucking don't do that just and every time he didn't do that like he he didn't cover up he's someone's victim came in pop he hit him with one like keep doing that shit and I think that's sometimes because it's a middle game it's like

Fuck, he's here, but me.

That's the same attack on Floyd. He was attacking Todd. And I think Todd knocked him down in like the last round. Like he got him. And it was, I think the score call was too late to something. I don't know.

He got him. There he go.

Shit. I got it there. 35. He like, yeah, you got me.

I'm sorry. Like, I ain't got a haircut for this shit.

Exactly. I think he's enjoying that look going out. Whooping people as like, yo, for millions of dollars. I ain't got a promote this shit. I'm just showing up, see if I can out ask what it's like. It's like Floyd wait to get hit. to see where you at, with your power, and like, okay, now I'm gonna fucking demolish you.

Muscle memory alone. You'll probably take somebody out. Just me and Muscle memory.

It's not interested. It's a man. It's an old man in our gym. Main street. He, he looks like a problem. Like, just from, he's so rugged and so hard that I would never even play with him. Like, just go up and put your hands up just from must remember along with him fucking destroyed. Just like, like, he just does it so much like the shit of the problem.

Uh, if Logan Paul would be ties and I would fucking just, I would, I think Jake would probably be the better fight.

I can't believe that would happen. I would just, I'd like, because Floyd went, when he fell Floyd, I think Floyd was really when Floyd got tired of the bullshit. He just put it on. He put it on. He put it on.

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And he was, I'm telling you, it's a partner fight with Floyd, snapped his neck back and I was like, oh, shit, he gone. And Floyd was like, you can see Floyd holding him up, like, don't fall. I don't even know what to say.

Just to get so high. just to talk to him about his stay in prison. One was in like, it was a different than, because I know this is the thing about what people want to send about prison. People like what Tyson was in there, like who gives up? Like in prison, I wouldn't be scared, because you can't be scared of anyone. I can't show that in you guys the response, like I wonder what people Because I know people in there that we've been like, you know, for this dude named Brown. Like I never, I never would tell this story, but with Brown Brown was a fucking monster. Like I remember being an SSI, it's like you a custodian. And I was cleaning up lock up. And I didn't know what Brown looked like. I'll just hurt him. He was in the sale. He was in close custody. And he would be hitting this metal door when like he was pissed.

Boom! It was like a fucking civil bag gorilla was in this goddamn, but I was like, oh, the fuck is that it? Like on this brown. And when you defeat him, you gotta don't get people to trade. And you can't really see because of low box. When they let him out of close custody, I mean, I actually laid eyes on brown. The day that he came out. He came out of the cell and he ducked. It's like fucking green mouth. And like I had never even saw the green mouth. That brown is a huge, six, eight man. That was fucking, he was huge. It was another guy on the unit named Ween. That was from Vegas. He was black and Italian. That's how I learned about the pink fluid out. He sung every song. He knew every song. My favorite song was Company No. He was singing that shit all the time. And he's this Italian dude. And he's huge. He looked like Lou for Rick No. He's huge. And I weighed by what? One, one, twenty, one, twenty, five. and Brown and we and fucking loved me. And they would always be fucking, I'd be playing basketball. And they had universal weights on this particular unit. And they needed more weight. Because they would do the stack. And they needed more weight. And I'm like the perfect size. And Brown and we and what you were seeing walking towards the court. And I'd be coming down the car, I'm like, yo, man, gone over that bullshit. They were like, man, either I'm gonna fuck up the game. or you're gonna come over and let us get a couple sets thing in here, but I'm like, what are you going on with me? Fuck out, y'all ain't the ones. Gotta go and stand on this shit, like I'm standing on the universe of weights. I'm like yo, two sets. That's it. I'm gonna fuckin' step on your chest. I'm on top of the universe away from the hold on to the U.S. Brown. Yeah, I just wanna fuckin' talk about it. I'm staying on the way. I fuckin' hate y'all. And Brown used to, we had this thing called Jag Mac that we would eat. And most people chopped it up and put it in soups and with many of the novels of the shit to make it a spread. He would put it out the can. And just put it on bread, the bones, the skin, everything. He would drink the juice. And there's to be like, yeah, don't stuff. These people don't know, and he was so big, but he was like a fucking... time bear when he would talk to me like, man, my mama died. I ought to kill everybody. I'm like... Brown is not the way you saw that. And how old were you? I was 22. You were 19 when you went in? Yeah. And would you go in for being a street farmer suitable route which is very frowned upon street farmers? Very frowned upon

Hey, the world needs to use opioids.

Everywhere. Fitting all.

Yeah, we gotta study. Street farmers in a go around me. Wow, it's my scratching at your dog. I can't you have more for now.

Over 100,000 people. I'm still thinking diabetes, but I don't think so.

Me, um, I, I look back and I, and I noticed that I wasn't that type of person. The author out the, I'll throw out my years of destruction. I wasn't that type of like this special is from from 10 to 15. The next one would be from 16 to 19. But in that I wasn't because I didn't I didn't Especially when people watch it there know that I'm not this hardcore criminal or I came from some bad family where you had to sell drugs and make it like my mom had a job and I'm just out being influenced by the people this outside. I never, I never understood what couple things in this in that life. I never understood, as I got older, I never understood why I was no honor amongst these, why were you making these transactions so dangerous and so hard? And then I never understood people doing things to their customers just for the stretch, you know, like adding drugs to the drug that you're selling, like I never understood that desire and that like I still don't understand like why would you make something with something else? It's like what's the like you have to say like goddamn like what's the deal like I just don't understand the concept.

So I'm selling you apples because you consume. You want to my customers that you buy my apples. Why would I put something in the apples that's going to kill off the people who buy my apples?

It's like, it's like, it's just a fact. It's being okay with a little water, a little late in the water.

I'm quite sure my whole angle took more hair on the net.

I think that comics. should be the most healthiest people. Like, they should value and they help a lot. Like, we own a role. We're in different environments all the time. You travel in. You're in different hotels. Like, your health should be a priority. Yeah. To you. And I know some of us, we just fought. We fought. You eat terrible food. If you, you know, you eat a lot of these clubs. You eat another club. You eat every chicken fingers.

You know, if you drink in every night and... Oh, yeah.

He was a, he was a dope comic. He, him and, um, They have a values to tell me stories about being with him at the time, being around him at the time, because they was all coming up together. And sometimes, they people forget about the, at the, it was a fucking list. She was a beast.

What's the show that comes on? It's about the preachers. He reminded me, which I think is on HBO. It's about it's about preachers. I got them at the name of the fails me, but these, what's the guy from Roseanne? That was the lead on Roseanne. John Gooden, John Gooden is in his, he's the hair passer at his church.

I know what you're talking about. They, I'm doing this to Shady, a shit of all times. Come on, I think it's a HBO. Right, right, Jim Stone. Oh, shit.

Right, Jim Stone. It, it, it's some part, man.

They are insane.

Oh, Mike, you can't stop watching his wild ass shit. They are fucking, it is always B.O.

Joe Olsen is like in high off the heart, him, and what's my guy? Those guys make so much money. What's the black guy? Part of his house out of Dallas.

There's a lot of those guys. Who is it? The Reverend of a Potter's house. Um, that's the dude. He's, he's, he's famous.

That's the guy. I don't know why he's got him. name. Yes, not Joel. What is his name? Shit. I'm looking at it with you. Titi Jake's.

I haven't told a story, but it's a guy Houston. I was at a wake from my friend Andre Reverend Dixon, Jr. Oh, he told a story. This shit was so hysterical. I'm trying to find a way to put it in my show because it's a point to it. about knowing what you have. He said, he up there, he preaching, and he said, he bought a horse. He said, I'm a country boy. I bought a horse from a man, and I wrote the horse for the first time in a parade. I'm in a parade, and I get by the band, and the band starts playing, and the horse starts Dancing, moving. I can't control it. I'm trying to get this horse under control. And I can't control it. And I was sitting there listening to this story and I was like, what are you going with this? And he said, then the band would stop. And then the band started playing against the horse. I can't control me dancing. I call him, I get through the parade and I call him. And I say, hey, man, this horse said, been broke. He can't obey. He said, what you doing with the horse? He said, I wrote him in the parade. He said, okay, what happened? He said, a band start playing the horse. Start moving. I couldn't control him. He said, oh shit. Oh, cause he used to be a show horse. He used to dance to bands. He's the whole point where I didn't know what I had. He thought that the horse was bad, but he was a show horse. And when the bands taught playing, he started going into the routine. And I was like, and everybody was trying to get a message. I'm in a diet. And I'm like, oh, this shit is hysterical. I'm like, who bought the horse that don't know the fuck the horse?

I was like Reverend Dixon that she is hysterical to me. I'm like, and I'm like, I gotta find a way to put that in my neck about not having it.

He got to be on his way. He got to be on his way, right? The Janet Jackson. It looks made of wood. It looks made of wood.

It's a weird dynamics. Terrible dynamic with comedy, like me going into the alt scene. Because I go in there. And then I think that I'm like them. Because I'm slow and methodical. And it's like, I don't think he's like us. Like, like, no, I'm not. Like, it's a weird dynamics. And then you end in. It's the same dynamic, which is crazy to me. It's the same dynamics as me going into a hood room. They want certain things. And I'm not giving them that. I'm walking up. I'm sitting down and you hear people say, you all right. You all right. I'm just sitting down. There's something wrong with me sitting down. And they mind like, why would you be sitting down? It's standing up kind of. then I go into what I do and I have to win you over because I think that it's a thing with stand up that the audience a person goes and see they're not adventurous in their entertainment value when it comes to saying like if you like a bruise bruise or earthquake why don't you think you would like a ours you feel in a Joe Rogan like what like what would make you think You don't, you don't, you wouldn't like them. I don't think that my style is that. So you come to a I'll leave the deep show with a preconceived notion of what you feel like comedy is. And if I'm not doing that, then you sit in a like, what is he doing? I'm being the human being that I am. And I'm a deliver if you don't come to my show looking for me to be another comic.

And I don't see it like that I see it as I'm going like, I would, it's people that I've seen, like I watched Ari last night. And I died several deaths watching Ari, like, yo, this shit is fucking austere.

I'm someone even the small nuggets that he said. Let me tell you the funniest shit. Like I had to stop watching because it was so fucking funny. I couldn't laugh. I couldn't laugh another second. And I still win in the back and laugh more from behind watching them from behind and say without the audience is listening to it. He said if it was the time, because it's so related, it was the time that you didn't think that you could talk to girls. And he says, I'm sitting in this fucking hysterical. So the thing about holding girls in, and he goes, he said, if I could talk to my 14 yourself, I would go back in the future and look, I don't have much time. I got to tell you, and then he's talking, and then he said, your 14 yourself, looking at your new stuff, he says, He looked at his, like, yo, look, some shit fails. Like, oh, this hair, he's going like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, It's a great set. And my role manager, Dre, Dre is always with me. And Dre has probably learned so much about comedy. Just being in the room and seeing the different dynamics at last night. We were using the wrong and he was like he never knew That white comics talk so much shit just like black comics like he was like y'all all the fucking same like all the y'all talk shit like he talks shit that that That lady y'all talk so much about the lady bombing he was like he's like yo This is the same shit y'all with me's in my yo, man. He's fucking sucks like Like, yo, that lady with a God. So it's comic that hate me to this day that I told them that they shit was trash. Like, very early on like yo man, you need to work on it shit. That shit's garbage. And now I don't do that. Like I won't tell you anything. If you think that you're good like that lady, the disservice by this sensitive culture that you don't get what you actually need to be a beast in this game, like your fucking skin has to be toughened up. And this is what I say about the new generation of the social media comedian. When you start it, You weren't going to what they could just go to politics, how it has politics. So Trump only did interviews on Fox. Kelly and Conway. She only does interviews on Fox. And I know this because I listen to Fox. And I'm listening because I want to hear these interviews of people who never come on. other media outlets to answer any type of fucking quiz and they call them softball questions. They give them fucking softballs. So as a comic, if you always get softball, like you bring in your audience to the club, like these are people that I can love you and they come in just for you. But you don't have a lineage of how you started. Like, you don't have a, I used to be in the comedy store. I used to be in the cello. I used to be in just joking. I used to be at the improv. And I'm fucking getting this shit together. And one time joke came in like, yo, the joke is hilarious, but you need this. You don't have this fucking lineage of shit that helps you develop. So you just getting all softballs. And then when you go into an audience, now you want to come up with a call with these conglomerate shows with all different types of comics on this show. And you don't have a lineage and you have to follow somebody. You have to go up behind somebody. And you see the difference like Oh, you never had to go up after a monster and still get your shit off. You never had to do these things. So it handicaps you in this business. Because yo, I'm on this show. You're your popular and he's popular, but you got to go up behind Rogan. And Rogan has taken the room on a fucking journey. And now you coming up with the Hey! He's been rehearsing, they're like, the fuck outta here, like, what are you doing? They're in some miles, comes behind you, and...

Yeah. Do you know Jeff's soul? No. He used to be a booker for the Houston improvs. Like that is an addison in all of, I used to think he hated me. because he would always talk to me about how great other comics were. He would never fucking say anything to me about me. And people would, it taught me that your perception of yourself is definitely important because Jeff, I would run into other people and Jeff would be like, they would tell me like Jeff's soul fucking loves you. I'm like, what? He never says anything good about me. Like to who? Like, he fucking raves about you. Like you're like there. Like you're like the one for him. But he would always tell me about how great other comics were. So Bill Burr wants somebody to open for him. He's getting ready to do his special. And he asked Jeff's always like, yo, I need somebody because I'm doing the on Paramount in Austin. I need somebody who's going to come in that room and fucking destroyed his room. And did I want to come out on a high? Who do you think? So I get a call to open for Bill Burr. And I'm like, okay, go. Bill Burr is like he comes in my green room is like yo I Know you're gonna be fucking great Jeff said if you want a killer in front of you. This is one I'm like what may you Jeff fucking say is that you like the man So whatever the pair my holds it sold out, I walk out there and it's literally two black people in the whole entire place. It's me and an usher. And I had on all black and I never forgive when I walked out and said, hey, let me tell y'all something flying in the story. This is the worst fucking place to wear all black and I won't y'all know I do not work here I Don't know if like a restaurant was all I don't know anything cuz people will stop for me like you know the restaurant And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He just couldn't give it to me because he felt like, I've been in this room since 2011. He used to be spell binders before it was the improv. They had a fucking rain force. And I just go there and he just never paid fucking attention to me. And when he told me, he got sick. And he's like, I always thought you were fucking great. Like always. Like what I can tell you. I didn't want you to fucking stop trying to get it. Like, if somebody tells you that you grade up front and you never, you'd never strive to be better than that, like, even with myself, like, I do, I don't want to do a special. And I want the next one to be better than the last one. I don't, I don't see it any other way. Why would you, why would you start declining or why would you go to, because you, It's different facets of your growth in stand-up. Yeah. And I think you can always be original in this business if you being honest about who you are and the growth. You're not supposed to be doing the same thing. I've been knowing it what almost 24 years. I'm not supposed to be the same. as I was in the first 10 years. Of course not. Because the first 10 years, I used to just joke about the story, actually, about getting body slammed in the fight. I wasn't ready to do like we fighting and we get close and he fucking picks me up and body slammed me. And I'm like, yo, after you get body slammed in the fight, you fucking lost. I don't give them what happened after that. You fucking lost. It's like your shoe coming off in the fight. You fucking lost. And I would do this flip. I would land on my back and I'd be on the ground. And I know the older I get, I'm not going to continue to be able to do this shit. Right. This is not a long standing joke. The fuck this story because I have to do the flip in order to sell it. Now I'm not so I supposed to develop into something a little better than what I was in the beginning the first 10 the first 15 and if you don't have a lineage How do you do that like how do you Learn to get better? How do you have a desire is I'm like see biscuit I see you running and I want to run faster to catch you. But if I don't have that desire in me, I'm cool with being number seven and thinking and having this illusion that I'm great. But I'm only playing in front of the softball audience.

The never it's it's a lot of great comments out of Houston like I've been around a lot of great like if you say what's your influence is I start with Houston guys. I don't streams huge and I know DC has the mecca and New York feel like they have something in LA feel like then and I would argue the point about Texas comics. I would argue, like, man, we stronger than you think. And we played, we made West, Midwest comics. I think talk from a different perspective because they don't have this grandiose idea that they, I'm LA and I'm New York. I'm Atlanta. Like, nah, we're the Midwest and we got a lot of shit to talk about. And I just think it's not a better thing. It's a with more accepted and I think the audiences in the Midwest are regular people and you want to do stand that we don't stand up. You talking to regular people that's not got this I remember performing that like and it felt like the audience was waiting on somebody else. Like the whole, I never, I didn't even go with that. I was just like waiting something like they hold in last like I'm not going to give it all to you. I mean, if God's hysterical, give it up to him.

Brad Jordan, Scarface, which comes from changed the cadence of people, and Willie D in the Bushwick bill, but that you have this whole entourage of other rappers that came behind Zero and Slim Thug and Lil Keaky and Big Poke and UGK, and that's phenomenal that I will first versus is about to be bunby with UGK versus a ball mjg. That's the first South versus everything else has been LA in New York. And this is a R&B. This is a South thing. And I know they gonna turn up because bun is like a he's becoming like the mayor of the city. You have all these like beat King and and making the style you look at Travis Scott, like these are people that's from Houston that this whole retobi is this whole revolution of rappers that spawned from the initial style of the ghetto boys. All that rap a lot records. Yeah, rap man, Jay Prince, and then you had people that came down like Tony Draper with Swav House, you had all these other guys that stuck the South Rose, I remember being, I remember the source magazine. If he could pull out of the source magazine, what it had, all of the Houston rappers on the source. And I remember walking through York. I bought it in New York. I'm like, yeah, you see fucking the south is on the fucking cover the source magazine. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Fucking, my man right there on Mike Jones and Scarface on the end. I was in Mike Jones video back then. You did want me. Now I'm hot. You're all on me. I was like, that was a big, and then she said, don't mess with Texas. Why Houston region won't be, man, this shit was like phenomenal.

And if we, if Houston did that with comics, It would be, oh, yeah, that's the, and that's the, that's the overall, look at the overall picture with little, little, little and chingo, but you know, chingo, bling, do comedy now. Chingo, bling, yeah, chingo, bling is a comedy. Man, that's the, the ESG big, how polka man. It's a team like DM, like he's a song by this guy named DMD. Oh, man, look at man. It's a great photo, too. It's the fucking squad. That's on Jay Prince's ranch. Really? Yeah, man. It's like the, look at that shit, man. That's Texas. And I was proud. Man, look at look, Kiki. Look at all. All right, buddy, Kiyani, poke it. How, man, this shit was phenomenal. Man, I remember getting chills when I saw this shit. I was like, yo, man, Texas is on the fucking map. And when you talk about comedy, it's like, if we did that with comedy, with Bill Hicks and Sam Kensington, Thea Vidal, Brumman, Billy D. Washington, um, Rusha McDonald, um, fucking David Ray Bond, myself, Marcus Diwali, Terry Gross, Kira Space, Dad's White, um, Dave Larson. It's so many comics that's been influential. And then we still, we still have Shane Wayne. We have the, we, we have the, the white, man. We fucking, um, by a bigger staff. It's like some phenomenal comics, man. We like, yo, man, I aren't be seen. Man, you, you watched the winning game? No. It's with, um, it's about the rise of the Lakers with Dr. Jerry Bus. I read the credits, too. And it's an R&B artist. Jazz artist by the name of Robert Glasper. And I'm reading the credits. And I pause it when I saw musical director, Robert Glasper. And it's just fucking a little bit like fucking Houston. It's all over the place.

just Houston. It's just, it's in the blood, like, it's aged, it's aged town.

I wanted to do it here. I actually, I actually, I did an intimate But I'm still searching for the love from my city, because I think that I represent so well. And I think that the things that people who are who spawned off of me represent well, Kevin A. So embracing Brown, and all these Kevin A. So has the show on Showtime, flat Bush, Mr. Meena. He's a writer, you know, and he wrote it in the second season as fucking great show. And I, I think that my representation of what spawns off of me and what I've done when I go out on the show. Like, I never try to misrepresent my city when I'm performing on TV or anything. Because I want them to be proud. But like, yo, that's, that's, it's proud as I am. When I see somebody from Houston, I want them to be that like when I found out they have a doubt, was from Houston. She's been all these great movies. I was like, I don't see from Houston. Like, well, I lost my shit when I found out that a book of tea was from Houston. Like a fucking rascal. I was like, oh, anybody from my city that's doing something, whether it's political, whether it's art, whether it's educational, whatever you're doing. I'm like, yo, that's fucking Houston. Right. And I just see, I just see, I wanted to do it in the Toyota Center. I'm wondering people that I want, I don't want, they should pay all in. Kevin Hart and all these other people are coming to my city and played a Toyota Center or Gary Owens and Michael Blackson come to the improv and sell out 14 15 shows and shit like that and then I don't do the same thing like that shit is a driving force like How you get so much love. What did you do? And I'm not an actor. I'm not, I don't look at sitcoms and movies and desire that shit. I'm a stand up. But I want to do it from the stand up position because a lot of these other greats were doing it from the stand. Calling was in car wash. with fucking one of the greatest kinds of all time, which is Franklin Agia, he was the fly in the call watch. And I don't think that the movie was what compelled him, what people wanted. I think it was his words. It was his name because those are some of the else's words. I want to do it. Yeah, well with mine.

Yeah, I like I fuck it. Like this is one of my moves. Like I like I know the whole soundtrack. I love every song and I know every scene.

Like I would love to be in a movie like taxi. with a bunch of other comics and I think for you it's just a matter of a special like this and maybe you know more specials like this people you're undeniable people see it they'll get it like this year I want to I want to be the first comic to ever win a Emmy for a comedy special that's not on the network because I'm like security did that he wanted me yeah Lucy can one of them me

I hopefully hopefully it can have I think that I want to try to push the envelope to when people say hey man, what they feel bad doing like your listen. I know that it was on net. I know the other guys, it was on netflix, HBO or something else. It's gonna be a problem if we if we say this is the best special of 2000-22 when we give it to somebody. Fuck those awards. Amen.

Fuck off. But the thing is a cheese from shit without them having to, like, I remember D.L. told me when I was going to bring the funny, and I was talking to him, he was like, you think you're going in? I was like, all right, God, hopefully. But I went in, I went in at my agent Joe. Joe told anybody. Because he talked me into doing it. I said, go, we'll do it. I tried to lose every fucking round. Because I was on tour. I was like, I was just, do the tour dates. I don't need this shit. And he's like, gonna do it. So every round I was like, I kept my shit packed. Like I was like, we're gonna go do the round. I'm shutting in these stories down in the two minutes and 30 seconds to get this shit out. And I'm just, whatever job I'm doing cool. And I keep advancing. And I will call Joe, I'm like, I made it to the next round. He's like, Okay, good. And then I was like, fuck. So that I would make it to the next round. And deal by the by the third round. Now I got the taste of blood in my mouth. Like, I want to win this shit now. And deals like, I don't want you to win. I said, what? I want to win. I want you to be the person that people want it to win and didn't. What? He said, more people are going to see you. More people don't come to the show to see you. Because they wanted you to win and you didn't. And they wanted to come tell you. And sometimes I doubt my mentors. like I doubt the experience, I don't know fucking why and I'm like, so did I lose. And anybody who watched the show with see my face, like I don't have a, I don't have a poker face at all. Whatever is on my mind is on it. So they, they paned the audience. I never get the camera man, they're just like this. So they, they announced the winner and everybody's cheering shit, but this is my face. Like your face is right now. They was panning like this. They mean got right to me and with the camera up. And it did everybody else, because my face is like, dude. Not climb for that shit. Like, I'm not gonna go up. And when I didn't win, I was like, okay, fuck it. And then people start coming to the show, telling me how they, you should have won. And I was like, fuck, ain't right again.

I'll say my thoughts. I didn't think about a thought. I'm not saying I'm right, I'm not saying I'm wrong, I'm telling that thought. Now it's on the, what I think to either be all to correct it, more information, whatever the situation is, but that's not going to happen right off the top without having a conversation about it and knowing that error is plays a large part in how people think the era that you grew up in. And then your experiences, my experience with things were that people who was in a certain lifestyle that I know didn't want certain things. It wasn't a part of what they were doing. So that's my experience that those are my thoughts. Am I wrong? Not in thinking a thought. I'm not out doing the rallying for it. I'm just saying what my thought was in a conversation. I'm allowed to do that. I'm not saying that you can't have it. I'm just saying my thoughts on something. I didn't think that the Lakers should have got Westbrook. I didn't think that it was a good fit. Dude, dude, like a nation, come after me because I had a thought about, hey, I think that magic Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all times. I think Bill Russell is the greatest basketball mind of all time. If you like Jordan, you like Jordan, but I will have a discussion with you about the greatness of magic Johnson.

I was my thoughts. I wasn't rallying.

I think that that's the extreme that people put on like, I saw a dude who was giving this commentary on the talk without taking in the whole context of it. But then he was like, He's been in doctorate in this and he's, he's thought so. He's been in doctorate in this something. I'm like, no, I just, I'm just a human being and certain things in my era work. But they're saying you were indoctrinated? Yeah, to something like, wrong with gay people. Like, I never, I never thought they'd know it. Did I ever say that?

No, they threaten me with violence. They threatened me with like a lot of people threatened me with violence and I was sending my address to those people like yo you bring that shit on if you want to let me I'm gonna come knock yo fucking teeth down your throat and make you to how you think that's gonna make me change anything what and what am I gonna be doing why you knocking my teeth down my throat like what you gonna what am I gonna be doing this is you think there's a fucking movie that I'm just being just taking it like yo but this is there was my point Your first thing was to do was not to rationing, have a discussion. Your thing was to threaten me with violence. Well, that's one person. No, that was, that was, that was, that was because no, no person ever DM me and said, I would like to have a conversation with you about your thoughts.

And when we had the conversation, I started the conversation of parties. Do you think that I am a honest man? I think it's not about your honesty. Yes, it is. Do you think that I am an honest man? Yeah. Now we can have the conversation because if you don't think that I'm honest man, there's no reason for me to go forth with this conversation. Sitting across for me, do you think I'm a home folk? Sitting across for me means you haven't dinner. No. Okay. Um, I happen to watch new rules. We'll build Mars last Friday. Some, I was tired, came from the show exhausted. Turn on HBO. Obviously, I have no problem. I watch a lot of HBO shows. I have no ill feelings about him. They decision or whatnot. No trip. Still going watch my same HBO shows. And then I hear Bill Mars talking out the new rules. And he goes in like really lays out some shit. And then Sam J show comes on right after that. And Sam J is a lesbian black lesbian woman, that's a comic. She has a show on HBO, which I'm, which I'm home. And she goes in about how the LGBT community does not represent her as a black lesbian woman. And she's talking to these these people and she's giving a whole candid understanding about how the shit does not relate to her. Same same thought patterns of of understanding like yo explain to me why it's rising and I'm sitting there looking like wow. Some people are free to say whatever they choose to say and some people are not and when you feel like you can hand the cap of person And she says only she said I think that it's a bunch of entitled fucking white people that's pulling the strings of what what in the lady that she says it to agrees and said I think there's a lot of people that lobby for power and they feel like they can take a stance on this that in the third without no conversation. If you manufacture in the consent of anything you man you feel like you man your factor in consent like everybody agrees but I'm I'm a part of everybody right around could I have a different thought your first thing was to less because he has a doubt And a person that may not know him, because the person who knows me, who wanted this special, understands to a certain degree, but it's not in a hand. It's another person that has this. And we talk about it. But this is the thing that I'm not rallying for anything. But I understand, I understand. I'm not, I just why I have no ill feelings about the decision. That's your decision to, to not put me on your network because of expected backlash. It did not come because people like, it's a thought.

And it's not just a skill of what you want. You also have to understand that you send, if my son or my daughter want to do something that I know As a heterosexual parent, I'm concerned about the shit that I do and that my kids have to explain. That may not be equipped to explain it. And you don't have a pamphlet of information that I can go to to explain anything. Then right at that, I did this joke which I think I still think is fucking funny because it happened and my four-year-old She, we in the elevator, a man comes on that with a face full of makeup. We got a full, what they call a beat face. And my daughter, like the head of why that man, kind of make up. I'm not thinking about this shit right now. My mind's on something else. I don't have time to explain this shit. I said, he had a band. That's all I said, he's a band, I don't know if I can band the end of the band, kids with this, I don't know if I can band the end of the band. So my four-year-old is still like, do you see a man with makeup on? She doesn't think anything, but he must be a band. But that's what I, I don't have time to go into this shit right now with her in this elevator. With this guy, I don't know what his situation is, but the quickest thing I can say right now, he's the fucking band and that, People laugh and then get mad when other people want to get mad with it. But it's almost like the wheelsmith thing. We all laughed. Jayden wasn't happy. Now he fucking slaps Chris. What the fuck just happened? We were just laughing. But I think that if you are able to laugh at somebody else's disposition, you should be able to laugh at yours. Because when I'm on stage, I'm saying a lot of shit. that people may not agree with. You may not agree with the parent and style of my parents, but you can't go back and change. That my mom did what she did. It made me who I am and you pick up things. But man, I never forget Mr. Reggie ran the day center. And Mr. Reggie was a black A guy. And he was fucking hysterical. And I asked him what time I say, Mr. Reggie, you won't kiss. He said, hey, I'm not. I don't even want y'all to be here. I was like, I'm like, damn, Mr. Reggie, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're You have a colonel man? Yeah, he, he, he splashed clones at the barbershop. And he gets the best shit. So, and Keith is on our barbershop, and we have no rules. We do not censor our conversation for Keith. And when Keith comes in, I'm going to keep got his, his fucking hair. He got some hair implants. and I'm talking about Keith has done so much it to yourself and when he comes in and I see him I'm going to say some wow shit to Keith. He knows he's getting it. And when he comes in, Keith don't give a shit about what I'm saying. He's like, yo, man, you want this color on the night? Like, he just got, did you fucking get your eyes done? Oh, you got it. Keith, you haven't fucking set him in context. Oh, he just found a fucking proud today, huh, Keith? He's like, he's like, he doesn't give a shit about what I, and he doesn't care what, I got to be a town barber shop. He doesn't give a shit. about anything that we say about him in the ball shop. And he's not the only gay person that comes to the ball shop. He's been coming there for years. And Keith is a fucking crazy man, but he's accustomed to that culture. And whatever is said, that's not bothering him because we're not violent towards him, right? Just talking shit. This is a barbershop talking shit. If you come in, if you straight and you come in with some weird shit on, so shit gonna be said about you. It just, it happened. So Keith coming, I ain't seen Keith in a while. It's the key. Well, you bet. I mean, I had a little sense of way. I had a little procedure in the hospital. And I mean, it's, oh, you get no stomach pump. Like, I mean, he said she. He's like, you're fucking asshole. Like, I'm just saying it. But I don't think that they understand how black people operate. even in the space. I think there's nobody gay in my family. My cousin, no, I don't fucking hate him. Give us shit about your sexuality.

I would probably hurt anybody's feelings if I'm up there talking about things that I think that's contrary to you. If that's what your feelings are based, but my actions are contrary to like like I say on stage I'm not a handy man and my really not a handy man fuck no I have been not handy in the in the past But now I can figure out a fix anything and if I can't figure out what calls somebody that's just like I asked people It but it was all black people I say you're with I said on Rogan. Yeah, would you offend it? No

Yeah. The manufacturing consent.

And because he thought something.

It's a different thing. But when people do research, they, it's what they call a hypothesis. It's then they, they try to figure out if what works if they have an educated guess and then they start working towards the test is is research so you think something and then you start to go through it pros cons some some things were like like with the vaccination some people got sick some people didn't the vaccination bad I don't know some people got sick some people didn't I don't think the vaccination is good. Cool. Tell me who got sick. Some people didn't, you don't think you should take it. Cool. What's the, what? All these fucking non-vaxxers. What? Like, okay, when you ask them, people would get vaccinated. Five years ago, 10 years ago, from other shit, but not this new shit that people don't have the enough information on just yet. So therefore, I don't want them fucking do it right now.

But what does your theory do but cause more rage?

Always available. You'll get millions more views and so much better for you. And I think people will understand the thought process of a lot more thing. I'm I'm I'm I'm starting at a I made decisions. At 10 that I knew a bad decisions later on, but if somebody would have protected me from that decision, my sister tried well, this is like I don't think that's the way to go.

And so I think even with I'm a child and I'm walking through life as a child and I'm making a lot of bad decisions that I know. Now that will tear, I would never want my child to go through a man. Let me give you a lot more. I wish I just want to build a confidence up in children that they will. not succumb to these outside forces that's pulling you towards things that's contrary to your moral standards, don't they?

And that's the flu or the COVID. Mine too. My kids had it and we tried to isolate them from my daughter who has allergies and She we wake up in the middle like she in the bed with our sister and our brother that go at COVID like we trying to keep you safe and she's like no need to be with my my family and she never she never called it and they had it

And they and L.A. New York people all up on top of each other. Texas people a little more spray it out. And he's like, yo, man, I don't even see that many people get the fuck out of you. I'm not just. And I think that with people are so quick to give somebody a phobia, or diagnose somebody because I like things in order. Oh, you old CD. I just like things out.

That's what it is man. I don't want to watch somewhere there. You know how many kids are getting medicated because they're born in school a lot I never get my daughter like I remember homeschool had a phobia of like people your kids not gonna be socialized right your kids gonna be this good homeschool is way better. I remember my daughter My oldest daughter, Jayden, she's a chef at James Harden, restaurant 13. She was in school and the teachers said that she was being disruptive in class. And I went and I just looked to see what she was doing. She was in kindergarten and she had already been. My daughter was reading it three. So now you and that doing colors and numbers and she's in the back doing she liked it. They like what colors is blue is she in the back? B. L. U. E. Blue. Fuck me doing that.

It's like her and this other guy. I know his mom, they moved them to this school long fellow that had a gifted and talented program. They both went and gifted and talented all through elementary, all through middle school, all through high school. Never was bored in class kid because they were being stimulated. And you got a lot of shit to do so I think that that's a part of it as well. This kid don't have ADHD. This kid is bored. It's got their bullshit as curriculum that you have. They're like, you teaching me guy there.

Oh, man. Not interested teachers, man. And she just bothers me. And I say it's not no teachers to get upset. Every time I say this, I get backlash, but when people get upset about things, you have to think about it. I've seen teachers walk out for more pay, maybe twice. We walk, he's just on strike for more pay, maybe more times than I'm just going on time. This currently can think of. But they never walk out for a better curriculum for a children. Like they say the school system is not this, not that. And it is not challenging, but you never walk out for a better curriculum. They can't get together on the same thing. We want to teach these kids and really teach these kids to the United States kids to be in the upper echelon of intelligent children and intelligent people in the world. I wonder what we rank at right now in education. What does the United States rank? It's pretty low in education.

So why not adopt, why be so arrogant, not to adopt somebody else's? Who's number one? Let's adopt that curriculum and put that curriculum and put that attitude in. Your kids go to school and eat what type of fucking food. Do they have a five or five star chef back there giving nutritious food to the children? One of the things about my son when he went to school, he complained about the bathroom being filthy and not having enough time to eat. and he was done with the shit like he like he went to school for three months and then that was it he's never been bad he was done with the shit like it's a kid that knows the quality of education is like yo I can't even borrow what I'm doing math I don't what the fuck is this like you taught me how to borrow and I'm a math fucking magician I used to I was a street farmer's group I know man I know both fucking systems like it's like what's the number

Oh, so now New Zealand is not number one. Oh, okay.

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