Transcript for #2061 - Whitney Cummings

Yeah. It's very funny how those smelly salts have made their way from the studio to now at the club. Everybody's doing smelly salts.

You got to give the cradle away from Duncan. That must have pocket drinks, cases, and that stuff. It's so crazy. We get there.

It's a plant. Yeah, it's that stuff is the live free or whatever it's called.

What is it called? Live free. It's a brand. I don't know, but they used to have them at like, um, Sun life you know that place or get it yeah, but then you know you're not supposed to drink they're that big and you're supposed to drink a half a bottle, but they're not clear So you have to kind of like hold it up to light to see where half is you got a guess like what half is and a lot of people were just drinking the whole thing and they were getting fucked up Yeah, there was a time when you were out of town and I was in the mother ship and everyone was doing like four or five things I was saying you guys would jolly if we can't all just get addicted to drugs

What exactly is Crayton?

Yeah, it's legal. Totally. I had a guy that was on my podcast once that you used to be an opiate addict and then he started taking Crayton. And they were selling his pills. And he said, well, if you take a small amount of it, it actually acts as like a stimulant, but if it takes a larger amount of it, it's a different effect. I'm sorry, I said, how many do you take? He says, I take 10. I go, you take 10 because I take 10 before I work out. I'm like, okay, I'll try it. So I took 10. And I was high as fuck. It's a weird high because it's like, I felt like, You know, I'm pretty aware of my body. So I'm like, my motor skills feel perfect. Like, I don't feel like anything's wrong. I feel like I could go do stuff. Like, I'm not like, oh, like, sh-like drunk or anything like that. I go, but I'm definitely affected. So what is this, like, with this effect judgment, with this effect, your reaction time? Like, I shouldn't drive like this.

I like smoke weed more. Yeah. Well, smoking weed and working out makes me feel like I know what my muscles are doing. Yeah, you feel every focusing more. Tables and shit. You know what? It's really good for technique. Like when you learn martial arts technique, like there's certain things about like kicking a bag in particular. when I'm not when I haven't smoked weed. I mean, I've been doing it in my whole life. So I know how to do it. But then if I smoke weed, I feel like where the little leverage points are, I feel like where the torque comes in. I feel like though, I feel the weight distribution. It's like just your more sensitive.

It makes you so much better, pool. It makes my pool game like, yeah, like, this is a term in pool like a ball. Like, say if we're playing nine ball and you're better than me, you'd give me the eight ball. That means like, it's a big advantage to have the eight ball. That means I don't just win by winning, by making the nine ball, I could make the nine ball or the eight ball. So that's like, it gives you a ball. That means. So like, when I smoke pot, I'm one ball better. like legitimately and looks like I'm like 10% better easily maybe more is there any in pool like shade on taking at a roll or smoking weed or there's no like no one can yeah people talk shit about you but they all do it like pool players are notorious drug others they're fucking cocaine's probably great for both There's, I've met, well, I didn't even know drugs. I didn't really understand drug culture when I started hanging around in pool halls because I had gone from being a fighter to being a comedian. So in fighting, there's no drinking, no party, no nothing. Alter at high school, I was like very rarely did I invite anything. I was all just about competition. And then I started hanging out with comedians

And then I started hanging out in this pool hall and they were all doing drugs. Everybody was doing something. There was guys doing heroin. There was guys that were crack addicts. One of my best friends was a crack addict.

And then, you know, crack is just cocaine. It's just another way. It cuts. It's yeah, it's free-basing cocaine. And the scary thing is even though we know that it's one of the most racist laws that's ever been enacted, where the difference between the sentencing for someone who gets caught with crack versus someone who gets caught with an equivalent amount of cocaine. It's like a giant disparity.

There's his dude I talked about him many times, but his name was water dog. That was his nickname. Or they would call him Buffalo Bill. And he was his pool player. And he would do heroin. So he would go into the bathroom and shut the door. And he'd be in there for 20 minutes. And everybody knew what he was doing. And then he'd go out and he'd sit on a bar stool like this. Was hands in front of him like a bird? He racks yeah. And just like this. And he would sit there for like 20 minutes. And then he would get down and he had like, Jerbal eyes. They were like, black eyes and he couldn't miss. He would play pool. He just wouldn't miss.

It was stunning. He had no nerves. He didn't feel anything because Poole is gambling and gambling. The reason why it's called Poole's pocket billiards is the name of the game. But Poole is pooling money together to gamble. So like real pool players almost all of them gambled.

He would just fire these balls into the hole. And it's like really tight pocketed table playing for like $10,000. And I was like, this is nuts.

It was like, by way, if you hear me and I sound funny, ladies and gentlemen, I just got my cold lunch. I just, I just got out. So I'm like, run away. So if I sound like I'm on heroin, I'm just cold. But, what was her saying?

Oh, yes. So no, it was not more sorry. What is it? That's like, I wonder what methadone's like, I'm comparison to her.

I think it's like a kind of an opiate, but it doesn't get you high.

I had a knee surgery. And when I was in the hospital, they had me on a morphine trip. And apparently, this is in the 90s, I don't know if they'll do this. But you get hit a button. And when you had bought, you would get more, more morphine. And it was wonderful. Who's wonderful?

Propal fall. Propal fall is the stuff that puts you under. Fentinal is a prescription drug though. They give people fentanyl patches. There's prescription. It's just so strong. What is it like? 100 times stronger than heroin.

He's making lots of mistakes.

He's right. But by the way, he's saying that and he looks fabulous.

He's right. He's 100% right. He's a 100% right. Yeah, my friend Johnny, he didn't die from crack that my friend who was a crackhead. He died from heroin. He went up and on pills. He died from opiates.

The team that we were. The Chilean mafia.

That's the well known. It's like a well-known organization.

That's a smart move.

Yeah, wild country. They took all the people.

But how wait a minute. What about people? Did people get that water? How was that water going? I mean, they already probably... Where's that? Like, is that mean that waste water from a toilet flushing goes out into the streets? Like, what is this wrong?

But that's what started a lot of the plagues like people are terrible hygiene back there terrible sanitation there's a book called dissolving illusions and it's about the invention of vaccines and the conditions that people lived in. And like the early 1900s and major cities, like you don't think about it, but if people didn't have trucks, because trucks didn't exist.

They didn't. They didn't get good food. So they didn't get any fresh vegetables. No one's getting any vitamins. And everywhere's like an open sewer. They had like these equivalent to like large outhouses on these blocks. And it's just horrible.

But that's probably the most sanitary shit they're walking through because horses are just eating grass. But humans, we're eating meat and all kinds of other stuff and it's fucking coming out of your ad. Like dog shit smells so much worse than deer shit. Like deer shit doesn't smell anything. The hell it smells like nothing because they just eat grass. They grass they shit grass. It's like just grass going through the digestive system. But dog shit, just what did you eat, Sally?

Well, how about staff infections? People almost die of stat, well, they probably do die of staff infections today if they don't get it taken care of. But staff infections are scary shit. And people have always got those. You just get caught and you get infected.

The thing about all the times when you were a kid where you got hurt. Like when I was a kid, I broke my arm once. You know, you fall down. You got to go to the doctor. You get this and that back then kids just died. Yep. They just died. You get a broken leg.

That's true. You see, I see him occasionally.

Good dear hip.

Yeah.

How about those things that's been around? Will you spin your friends around? There you go. You know, the ones we're like hanging on, it's just a wheel. It's not really a merry-go-round. It's much smaller.

Yeah, kids today. Unless you live in a terrible neighborhood. That's not generally case.

Well, that's a really dumb way to do it.

Why did he do it belly down?

Not a lot of people want to be cops these days. Tough job.

Yeah, but you can get into Gitu. Yeah, for sure. They'll do so. Your kid can 100% experience adversity under controlled circumstances, which is probably way better anyway.

You could do it in certain neighborhoods. You could do it more here than you can other places. But yeah, it's not like people don't do that anymore.

Well, we just, I don't think parents knew as much and I don't think there was as much of a fear of predators. You know, like I have a friend who is kid almost guy kidnapped. who's at a park, and he had looked down or wasn't paying attention for, I don't know how long, looking at his phone. And then he looks up and there's a guy who's like reaching for his son's hand and taking him towards a van.

Because that's the best way to carry someone around. You open the door real quick, throw a man shot the door. I'll be also there's no windows any fucking runs over and stops it before it happens but he was so freaked out like what if he didn't look at his up from his phone like you know the kids are playing around with other kids and you get bored and you just start looking at your phone what if he didn't

Oh my god.

Did I tell you about this? Yeah, that's the club. Guy was running from the cops. Guy was a high speed pursuit from the cops. Two cars in front of us.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. I saw the whole thing. So, I didn't know that he was running from the cops. I just see this car flying at the intersection and T-bone this other car. Just, he's trying to make it. He tries to hit the turn. Boo! So, I mean, fast.

And me and the guy I was with, we're like, he's probably drunk. Like he's probably realized he fucked up and he's drunk and he's trying to run away from the scene in the crime. And then they tackle some citizens got them.

Well, not only that, it's the lake. So everybody's running around out there. It's like, it's fit because it's right over by the lake. So this guy apparently was in a high speed chase from the police and just slammed right in their car. I mean, easily could have been us. It was two cars in front of us. But it was boom, like to what I don't think I've ever seen in person someone hit a guy with a car that hard, like up close.

The one car, it goes flying up in the air, and the other car goes flying to the side, and then boom, the car falls down, and the moment it falls down, and the deep open, so he's out.

But he was dressed like he just got done playing golf. He was so weird to see. He's like, we're in like a golf shirt.

He's running out of a worn-out for his rest or something. He's probably something, because if he's run from the cops, something,

The thing is it's kind of extraordinary. how little car accidents we have. When you think about how many people are just so distracted and how crazy the act of getting on to this concrete surface with this thing that's rolling around with a combustion engine and you just let normal people drive them around.

Yeah, fucking cut in front of everybody. But if you watch and I'm like, oh, look at this guy in the pickup drug. Jesus Christ.

We're just going to make the, you know, I'm not totally aware of that one. I think I don't remember it. Let's call that one.

Well, there's a lot of wild stuff from the old Disney stuff. You go back in the old old. Oh yeah.

Yeah, there was one where there was a it was like a big bad wolf one and it used to be a Jewish person And then they switch it to a wolf later.

But some people do see dicks and everything though.

That's a thing, yeah.

I just found the marshmallow cannon.

Oh, what? Okay, that's 100% a dick squirting marshmallows.

It's like, okay. That's a dick. That's a hundred percent a dick. It's like the balls of the bottom of it.

That is not a coincidence. That's 100% a dick.

Yeah, that's someone being sneaky and putting in like a little easter egg. Yeah, yeah, they didn't get paid over time. That's a dick.

The thing is AI is so good now. Like these animators are on shaky ground.

What happened with the actor strike? Did they settle that? Is that over?

Come on. That's insane and he's got his hand on her dick. She's got a giant heart on that is 100% a heart on that doesn't even make sense is a dress straight into his mouth I mean, just trying to imagine that as a dress it doesn't even make sense like where's her arm?

Who cares where her.

Right arm. Oh, they're both around there.

And that's her shoulder. Supposedly. Okay. Kind of.

That's a dick. It's way more of a dick than it is her armor on his shoulder. You know, if it's one of two things that looks so much like it and his hands on it. I know.

Disney's going to get there already in trouble. They fucked up. They went too far. You were telling us about the South Park thing.

It's the Panda version. The Panda version. It's a great name.

Yeah, how did that? How did the people that are that goofy getting control of media like that?

Also people crazy enough to be commenting on things all day. The most people that I know that are on Twitter all day commenting on stuff they're mentally ill. The ones I know are mentally ill. I know they're all fucked up. I know they're medicated to shit. And then they're on there, freaking themselves out arguing with people all day.

And for actors and people in show business is almost like you're testing yourself out like writing, writing scripts for yourself to be like a hero in the scene.

That's real too. That's real too. I mean, there's real application for it in terms of the ability to communicate about things and learn more about other people's perspectives. If you can cultivate a good group of humans. But if you're famous, that's not tenable. There's no, there's too many people. If you're dealing with a product like a Disney film. She's just too many people. There's too many people. You're never going to be. And you're just getting counter what you encounter. It's random. It's not like you're getting the ones from like I went to Stanford and asked the psychologists what they're opinion. No, no, no, you're just kidding fucking. You're getting the wildest of wild opinions from who knows how many different groups of people. And you just whatever you scroll into, that's what you read.

No, because people are just gonna keep doing it, because it doesn't physically feel bad, even though it is bad. We're really bad at things that don't burn our fingers. Ouch. We're really bad at just continuing to do certain things like like a Twitter type deal or just any kind of online social interaction is so different than regular human interaction. And if you get used to doing it all the time, it kind of like reprograms the way you communicate with people period.

Yeah, you see people like spill over like Twitter talks, spill over in real life with horrible consequences.

Yeah. That's real. I mean, you're supposed to have consequences for your, your behavior.

Yeah, there's plenty of those videos in my Instagram too.

I remember not knowing exactly what was going on at first. Going, what's happening? Like, why is there so many different? Like, there was like one going this way and one going that way. And then they started talking about, oh, no. Oh, no. And then you realized, oh, shit. That thing blow up. Because do you remember watching it at first? Like, it didn't. I didn't know exactly what was happening.

Can you pull up the challenge explosion? By the way, I could apparently have been mitigated that people knew that there was problems with the O-rings.

You could think how many fucking people are involved in those things and how bad the government is at almost everything.

Fill giant tubes up with combustible liquid and then light an explosion and shoot them up into the fucking sky.

I watched a video on the implosion of the submarine the other day. We can't get enough.

Who was telling us about people that are paying to go over to Russia, they're paying to go over to Ukraine and fight on the front line to let them shoot guns? You don't remember someone telling us? Maybe someone told me off air. Maybe it was a different thing. But they were saying that they know someone who literally paid to go and fight for Ukraine against Russia. They went and they allowed them to operate guns and shit. I was like, what is it? I wanted to bring it up because I'm like, is that a bullshit story?

But I think even back then, they're so corrupt. That is a such a corrupt country. And there's so much shady, my friend, what do you want to do?

RFK's son did go over to fight.

He didn't tell anyone. He just went over and did it, and then came back. Like, he didn't even tell us his dad is dad. Yeah, right. RFK Jr. did not know himself.

I don't know. I don't know how he applied, but I think he was in some sort of special forces group.

Okay, maybe that's what it is.

Oh, but isn't that just like the guy that they blew up? The guy who was from the other side. Right, but he was a billionaire that ran his own army, the Wagner.

Yeah, but that might be a different thing. That might be a thing where he just felt like he has to take up arms because Russia's invading.

Yeah, draft is a real, it would be a real issue with the morale of this country. And the suspicion of like the government doing unethical things and the trust and whether or not these kids can even survive. Yeah. It's just survive boot camp. Yeah.

the softest generation that's ever existed. It's scary. It's wild. I'll quickly it happened. It really is wild. I mean, if this was engineered by Russia, it could job. They nailed it. You fucking nailed it. They nailed it. Everything that everybody wanted, a complete lack of faith in the government.

They did a great job. They turned us into such policies. This is a few people that are out there fighting the good fight and trying to resist, but you know, ultimately they're outnumbered.

Yeah, do you ever check yourself for Thali? It's while you were... No? No.

I did the Tali age test by a lot of age O. It's like chemicals that lead child of plastics.

Well, everybody else. No way, I don't. Yeah. There was a study that they did recently. It was like, what is it? Was the number like 90 something percent of people at the outlets in their body? Something nuts.

All right.

Yes. Yeah, that's what I was reading that talc and the spestus are often in the same spot. And they don't filter it out well. To what? Like didn't even test to see if the tile cast is bestest in it sometimes.

Well, that's a wild one. I just, wow, did they know? Like this is what I, what I want to know is did they know? Like did they know that sometimes their tile cast is bestest in it? It was just too problematic to sift it out and figure out what's what? What is the deal with that? Find out what to deal with.

Oh, here it is. Because towel can asbestos are minerals found close together when towel is mined and may contain traces of asbestos. Talking powder still in the ingredient in a number of cosmetic brands as recently as November of 2020 a study found that 14% of the towel containing makeup tested contained asbestos. That's wild.

They knew for Jackie to dispest us lurking in its baby powder. Oh my god.

From 72 to 75, it found a bestest in his talk. And one case that levels reported as rather high. Who's as rather? This is rather than that context. What kind of numbers we talking about, they were rather high.

Well, that was the first one they pulled.

Did you do that one?

What's taking the positive side? How come in comic books whenever someone gets like exposure to radiation or some kind of, they get superpowers?

It's supposed to be the opposite though. It's supposed to stop women.

Do you think people will be more skeptical of novel medical interventions in future? Like if something like this comes up in the future, I don't think people will be as quick to line up.

But we never had that much of a reason to distrust the medical establishment as we do now. Just like the videos that you can watch of them saying, it's 100% effective. It's 80% effective against preventing severe hospitalization or death.

Oh, what is that? That's like a coding that they spray on the outside of vegetables.

Is it just apples?

These are some of the fuckers. They can get stuff out there before anybody's aware that these things are a problem and then like years later like what's in it?

I feel like building these a hug. Like why are you working so hard?

Oh, he thinks you should bury all the trees.

Bill Gates gets real about climate change. Planting trees is complete nonsense. But the end of the oil and gas era is finally inside. Planting trees is complete nonsense. We don't think plan trees is good. Our plan trees don't make oxygen. How would it be nonsense to have something that filters carbon dioxide and makes oxygen?

They'm circling the Microsoft founder Bill Gates support chopping down 70 million acres of trees, but the truth is more complicated.

What's complicated?

It's startup company the unique concept of the removal of trees to protect California forests. Well, there's something to the removal of dead trees and that's something that actually Trump talked about when the wildfires were hitting California so he's going to cut off their funding if they didn't take care of their forests.

No, I don't think that's what he's saying.

But what you're supposed to do is trees die, right? And they die and then they fall and you get dead fall and that stuff dries out and that stuff becomes highly flammable. So if you got to gang it, like there was an issue back a few years ago, there was a thing called the bark beetle. Do you remember that? It was up in like, uh, what's that leg? Big Bear. It's like up in that area.

Big Bear is a crazy place. So this beetle was consuming the bark of these trees and killing these trees so you had like, you know who knows how many thousands and thousands of dead trees that were essentially kindling and so when a wildfire happened it just burned right through everything because they nobody had ever removed the dead trees yeah you got to do that and that's the thing about a lot of these forests is that if you you got a lot of but it's also like the amount of resources involved removing all those dead trees and who knows how many acres like yeah

Campfires. Campfires.

Yeah, well, if your life is so fucked up that you're, you know, in a fucking tent, on the middle of a grassy hillside, and you're doing fencing all probably not so responsible with fire.

This is so nuts that it happened so quick. So again, Russia could job. You guys nailed it. Yeah. Whatever you did to our education system, whatever you did to crush our faith in democracy. What else did?

There's that, but it's mostly mental illness and drug addiction. It's mostly that. There's people that are down there luck, but those people usually find a way back. It's mental illness for the most part, and drug addiction. And also the community that comes from a bunch of people that are also just as fucked up as you. People like to be a, if you're a fucking mess, you like to be around other masses. You don't want to be a mess and be around Jaco. He's not going to get up at 430 the morning and working out. And like you want to be a mess around other non-ambitious people that are just laying around. That's their community.

It's not that cold out. It's not that big of a deal. They get a 24-hour gym membership.

Oh, you healthier than most of us.

Well, also, if you steal anything that's less than $900, they don't even arrest you.

And then these mass looting with these kids organized. Oh yeah. That's crazy too. Yeah yeah. It's like, this is a complete collapse of society that's happening. While we're here. So it's so it's hard to really understand the scope of it. Unless you could have like a go back in time machine. Yeah. And like see what those same streets looks like 20 years ago. See what these same stores were like 20 years ago. and then see what's going on now. It's like, whoa. This is, this is like a fucking robot cop movie. This is, something's wrong here. Yeah. Real wrong.

Good for you to steal my laptop. I don't know how much that I did. What do you say?

Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Or the just the notes.

It would be like when them physics papers, though, like where you're like, I don't know what they're writing. Exactly. What is this? It's a friend of ours. It's a friend of ours pointing to Dixon. That's our own pointing to clouds.

You don't want to lose it. Yeah, it's a portrait of insanity. Do you take photos of each page?

And then you can just open them up, spread them, you can read it.

Yeah. There's some applications that will take written handwriting and converted into text. I know that remarkable, that tablet thing does that. It'll do that for you. You understand that? No. It's pretty cool. It's a tablet that it looks like a Kindle. So it looks like white paper and you write on it. with like a, with a pen. And then you get a mint with, with a stylus, you know, nice. But you have multiple pages. So you write like that. And it looks like paper, but then it'll convert it to a text for you, it converted to a type font. That's crazy. Yeah. But the thing is, it's like, you could have a thousand pages in that easy.

Yeah, you could have little folders and all sorts of different things with it.

Well, they do say that there's something and I wonder if it would be the same on a tablet. But they do say there's something when you physically write something down, it's better for your memory. Yep.

Yeah.

Well he famously doesn't write us his wraps down. That's wild. Yeah, he keeps it all in this head.

It's pretty wild. Pretty genius. But I know a lot of comics you do that. Really. Man, there's a lot of comics who don't write at all. That's crazy. They could go on stage doing an hour and a half and it's all in their head.

I think there's two, both things are good. I think a lot of those comics probably would be a benefit from writing to get some extra bits.

Did you do bottom of the barrel?

It's good to just be on a tight rope and not having any idea where you're going with things. Then totally go into a wrong way and try to build yourself out.

It's also a unique situation because the audience knows that you're doing it and you are clearly reaching it. You're not preparing at all. You're reaching into this thing. You're pulling out this piece of paper and there's this moment where you might have something on that. Yeah. You know like, oh.

You know, Christmas with the relatives or, oh, whatever it is. Yeah, totally. You're like, oh, okay. And then they get to see this process of you fucking around.

And it'll also get you out of whatever might be rigid in, like, this is the worst one you see a comic to have a theme and they're kind of rigid with it. And you feel like, oh man, you should be a little more loose. You'd be more fun to watch. You know, you're a little too buttoned down with this thing.

It's also, there's 110 people there.

Not even, it's not even the year old.

Well, I think it's because of the building. I think there's a reality about buildings and that's a 1927 theater and I think there's something about old buildings. I think memories are like legitimately burned into objects.

I think, I'm not 90% sure. I think this idea that things don't have something that's akin to consciousness, I think it's arrogant. That building, I know it's like wishful thinking because it's my place and all that jazz. But when we opened it, I felt like it was happy we were there. I felt like even when I looked at it, even when I looked at it, I felt like it was talking to me. Like when I was going through it and like trying to figure out how I could do this and do that, I'm looking around at it.

Yeah, there was also another person that was talking, during that, I think she calls herself Ramptha, and she's channeling like a thousand-year-old alien or something. Sure, sure. So like her real name was different, but when she talks, she talks in this wonderful way, and it's, she's channeling. Yeah, yeah. So there's a lot of whack, she's in that film.

Yeah, well, that's what we wanted. We tried, we did everything we could to make it as comfortable for comedians as possible and as much fun and to help promote the art form and help promote up and coming artists. That's the big one, it's like, Everyone who works there is a door person. They all audition with their acts, the people that are going up on open mic nights. They have two nights of open mic nights to go up. Monday and Tuesday.

I think everybody realizes it's a very special thing that we've been able to put together. And the fact that the idea to put it together was really just to make, it wasn't like a business idea. Like, let this be a great way to make money. It was the opposite. It's like, I just don't want to lose any money. But let's put together this business. What's put together this? center. This one hub where the comedians can just be free, have fun, and feed off of each other. And bang joke ideas around with each other in the green room, and you know, and watch each other do sets from the balcony.

And his fucking is completely accepting of the bombing.

And we were trying to tell him, like, I don't understand what you thought that was funny. Well, clearly you were right.

But then we came up with alternative ways to do that jug where we're ridiculous.

Yeah.

And you know, you're around a place of love.

Everybody's no tension in that room. Zero. Everybody's smiling. Zero. We're so lucky. The best. I feel so lucky sometimes. Like, it's just, I look forward to it so much. It's like medicine. When I'm not there for a few weeks, and then I come back to town and hanging out in the greenery again, everybody's like, hey!

Nobody's trying to get something from you.

Right. There's always that weird moment where someone like weasels into your conversation at the store. And you don't know who that person is. And hey, I'd love to talk to you about this project.

It's also the Hollywood environment too because everybody kind of has that attitude all day long. How can you help me? Yeah. That's what is a transactionary existence and these people are always looking to make these transactions and move up the social ladder.

That's pretty much America. There was no plausible part of Ohio.

I thought it was really cool. That it must be wild. Go from one country. If you've never been to America and you see that just a different, it's basically Europe. There's different countries here.

It's a different country. New York is such a different country than Daxas. L-A, California is so different than Texas.

It's been a few months, but last time I was there, I was like, Jesus, this is where it feels different.

It feels like it's a, it could fall apart at any minute. It feels like something could go sideways at any minute. And no one's gonna stop it. And it's just reliant upon the good nature of people. It just doesn't seem like people have as much restraint anymore. It's this, people are more desperate. There's more tension and anger. I mean, so many people lost everything during those two years. That's right. So many people.

Right, and then this last strike put another fucking nail in that. That's right.

Yeah, they were talking about just how much the strike cost Los Angeles, just a strike. Yeah, it's billions.

Still calm. Yeah, they're ruining it. But I don't think they'll ever turn into Hollywood. No, no, no, no. What that thing was was a place that was created essentially when they realized that it never rains. They said, oh, we could film here all the time. And so they just started moving everything out there and Johnny Carson moved out there and all these different things happened and they're doing all these movies. And then the people that wanted to be famous moved out there too. And even if they didn't make it in show business, they became dentists, they became doctors, they became those people populated the area. So there's like an ethic, like a way of thinking in that area that would prioritize fame above everything.

That's true too.

Well, how about I'm a celebrity masseuse? Can I get a sizzle reel? The fuck are you talking about? You get famous for giving back ropes like what are you talking about? Truly. A celebrity must see.

But also if you want to be more successful and get more clients, that is the way to do it. I mean, if you're utilizing social media, like if you're a trainer and you look awesome like you're gonna get a lot of clients on social media just from that. It's actually a good marketing move but it also has that gravity of possible YouTube slash TikTok slash whatever fame and then you say okay I can make a living off of this.

I was just talking to Bert and he was a random group of comedians that aren't doing so well. And aren't telling tickets and they're all they were asking to go with him and this not, and he's like, oh, Jesus. It's not easy for everybody. There's some people that, for whatever reason, they never marketed themselves very well, they never got the tension they felt like they should have deserved and now they're in their 50s and they can't sell out of club and they're fucked and they can't make a living. So they're not paying the rent. It's like, it's not good.

You could headline it in a road club.

Yeah, it isn't a quickly help that dropped off from relevancy. Wild. I can't use to be the most important thing to get on. And that was just 10 years ago. 2013. That was 10 years ago. It was very important to get on Comedy Central. Oh my god. That's South Park there. This, there. That's a spell show. Yep. I mean, fuck.

Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I used to enjoy those. And that's one of the reasons why I started doing a podcast. I used to think, boy, I would love to do a radio show. But who the fuck's going to pay me? To do a radio show. Like I'd ruin it. I'd say something stupid. You know, it wouldn't work. You don't say notes. You'd have to. Yeah. Why don't I show up? I couldn't swear. You know, there's, that's the weird thing. Do you think about the rulings that they had on radio and how there's none on the internet?

Yeah, if you said shit, you were in trouble. If you said fuck, the radio station would get fined. They could get fined hundreds of thousands of dollars. Like the stern things that happened during the Bush administration, like people forget, but there was no internet. There was just stern. And he was the only one like that that was just this wild boy on the radio in the morning. And everybody tuned in to see what the fuck is he going to say. And during the Bush administration, because he was pretty critical of the Bush administration, they went after him. And they find his radio station, I think they found the company somewhere in the millions.

He was already huge. But I think it was very touch and go for freedom of speech, because they were just making these claims about certain things being obscene. But meanwhile, that is... I mean, there were porn spares queuing on. Yeah, normal stuff. But like, online now, that's nothing. We think about no one's trying to shut down Instagram, but I watch two people get murdered this morning while it's taking a shit. Two different people.

Yeah, because they do use it. They use a machine. They're like some sort of machine learning that picks up. It's not like an individual reviews every single podcast. Right. Right. But you can ask for a review if they decide that it's demonetized. But they also kind of weaponize that. It seems like that demonetization is a strategy to make you self-sensor.

Interesting. You kind of have to. When we left YouTube, When we announced that we were going over Spotify, one of the first things that happened is YouTube stopped demonetizing us. Completely. They just said, OK, it was not going to be here for very much longer. There's only over three more months. Let's make all the money. We didn't get, right? It was another case. Did we get any demonetized? Won't you make the switch?

What a tip.

Yeah, the thing is like people don't pay attention with the fucking kids are watching. So it's like we're doing the job of the parents. That's right. Do you remember when the YouTube had that problem because there was cartoons that that seems like regular kid cartoons, but then they would get like really violent and like Mickey Mouse would get super drunk and hit people with the head with bottles?

I mean, that's just...包括. Wild. Yeah. But did you, were you aware of that whole trend where there was this like, so like, save a kid was watching YouTube and you're watching some cartoons. These people who made these cartoons and I think they've rooted out a lot of them and got rid of them. But these people that made these cartoons, they would figure out a way to get into that algorithm so that the kids, it would just play the next video and then play the next video and then they would play one of these. And one of these videos, it was always weird. It was like someone would always get drunk, someone would fall down, break their head open, they would be blood everywhere, it was really weird. is it like people trying to like psychologically harm kids or is it just a I don't know what they were doing but they were cartoons that seem to be like regular kids cartoons but they would follow a very specific pattern there was always a broken bottle there's always a lot of blood but it was like Mickey Mouse and fucking goofy and shit for instance this is not like a well known one I just picked one but this is right a bunch of known characters doing a bunch of weird shit

Jamie, what were those cartoons? Have they rooted out all those cartoons? Are they gone? I mean, you know what I'm talking about right now.

Look at else. Okay. Kids should not look like that.

The weird ones were kids cartoons that were cartoons like bugs bunny and Mickey Mouse. You remember what I'm talking about?

I'm sure they've done some work together. This is if you can find any of those old cartoons because they were so weird. It didn't make sense.

We'll just think about the sheer number of people that are posting things every minute of every day all over the world.

But this kind of makes more sense to me because it's like those two things are very popular at the time.

Just praying kids. The whole thing is very strange. But it's also that's what happens when you have these platforms where anybody can post anything. And then people try to figure out a way to manipulate it. It was the best way to get people to pay attention to your stuff.

Oh yeah, many people are doing these prank videos. They go up to people and prank them. And just just to try to get reactions, people getting shot. See that guy they got shot in the mall? No. Some guy wouldn't stop fucking with this dude. And the guy just pulls out a guy in the picture.

Yeah, I'm really the playground for teenagers.

Look at this one yoga workout time. Look at the pose. I'm doing this one. Yeah. That's the one the quarter. That's the one. Yeah.

There's a lot of gals that are making a living doing this stuff these days. Yeah. like way more than ever before.

I don't know what I'm going to do in yoga my underwear.

The thing is, if you get in that it's like just two arguments, right? If you get in in that ecosystem. And that's what you do for money now. And you start making a lot of money. You're going to get very accustomed to making a lot of money. So if an office job comes up and the field of your choice, and then they have to go, hey, Whitney, can you come in the office? We just discovered your Twitch underwear page. Tricky. And what's going on here? You represent this company. And we sell air conditioning units. It's like camping. You might literally not be able to get a regular job anymore.

But then here's the other thing. If you do get a regular job, like, what are you doing it for? You're doing it for money, right? Can't you make way more money showing your asshole?

A lot of it. That's taken over. Imagine if you could have an image. You know how you could see likes and views? What if there was an image of every guy jerking off to you breastfeeding? Just like you could just pop up until a window and see like a thousand squares like

It's just some weird fetic.

Okay.

Well, there's got to be weird kinks outside of just like regular sex stuff. Like how many guys like to get their ball stomped on?

I think some of it is CEOs.

I think there's some of these guys out of the head of these giant corporations. They're under so much crazy stress. And they take some sort of jolly and get and kick the nuts toe what to do. Like dominatrixes. They'll tell you, they deal with these like high stress guys that run businesses.

Yeah, they call him humiliated fixes.

Yeah. Okay.

It's very promising. Well, milk can keep it together these days. They used to be. They didn't lift weights. They didn't take care of their nutrition. They didn't lift weights. So they hit a certain point in time and, you know, and then there was the, was the milk that were like,

That like dark nipples or something right it could be it's like a maternal thing Mm-hmm.

What's generally the milk fucks the steps on? That's a lot of it.

Well, the dad is an asshole who's a shitty dad. He was never home, who's mean. And then he gets rid of the mom and gets this new hot monster that lives in his house that's just a cock addict. And then

Well, that's the most likely one, because you couldn't do it the other way. I guess you could, but it'd be way creepier. Yeah, yeah. You know, it was a stepdad and the daughter. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Yeah, but it's just, we don't worry about boys, the way we worry about girls. That's what it is.

Nope. Well, they do they get molested by men. Then it's murder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

For Heidi, right?

It's interesting. And then there's also that some women, particularly in Hollywood, they use seduction to ingratiate them with people. They will flirt with people to get closer to producers. And that's one of the reasons why, you know, who's the famous one that Tarantino told us about that had a bed in his office, where he would bed starlets. And this was like, you know, back in the day in the early movie business. But I'm sure it was a common practice. I think all those studio heads and all those executives though like Harvey Weinstein was just one of many of that's how they did it like you you got jobs if you blew guys and there was a lot of girls that were willing to do that the real actresses found upon it and they'd be mad but a lot of times they'd be boxed out and we heard those stories yeah um i told you about that time Harvey Weinstein came to the comedy store

I mean,

But he made deals with people, right? Like, where he really did follow up on his deal.

Is it really bought? How much of its bought?

You have to, you know, it's not funny how that's still a big deal awards for art.

Well, she's still a tiny man. You know, so it's going to be difficult for her.

Is it like, depends on what hormones. Yeah. Yeah. If he's jacked up on testosterone.

You know, it's also interesting. If you become a trans man, you're allowed to be like as manly as possible. And if you become a trans woman, you're allowed to go full hoe.

They celebrate these embracing of gender norms, of gender ideals. You celebrate it when you're trans.

They try and so hard.

Right, for 25 years, you held it back.

Right.

But they can't because it's gotta be clear what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. You can't have no makeup on and short hair like what?

Yeah, they do surgery for fake abs now. They give you av implants.

Oh, they give a fake ball. But give a fake ball. You probably get those two. Have you seen the pictures of the fake abs? You guys see this? No. Because it's so crazy. Because it would be like someone who only did sit up with like a weighted vest on and dumbbells and like reverse squats. You would have to do like hard core ab exercises to develop a core like this.

Chaspano.

Their heart is a rock. It's not a heart is a rock, but it's like there's an implant, like a titty implant. Okay. That's under there that accentuates the area where you would have extraordinary abdominal muscles. Okay. Show the picture. Um, Ellie Page.

Because here's the thing. When you look at the rest, that one's one, but the one out in the light that you showed the first photo. Uh-huh. Like, those are giant apples. Wow. Wow. Like, to have apples like that, you would have shoulder muscles. You'd have our muscles. But he doesn't have it either.

You can grow those. Oh, wow. Yeah, but like those abs are crazy. That's wild. You would have to be like doing some serious fucking sit-ups to develop abs like that.

Because even if you're just flexing, like holding you for the camera with good lighting, like those are extraordinary.

But the rest of your body doesn't have any muscle development.

Yeah, that makes sense. That's skinny. And then on the right one, look at that. Those are giant.

Have they? Yeah, I've been plants. You can see some hard nightmare story, I've been plants where they look super fake. Oh, look at that. Oh God. So it's slice you open. I've got these fucking things in there and then all of a sudden it looks like you've got massive abs.

Oh, to make it look like a great body. Oh my god. That's insane. Like a superhero costume.

No way. And they put a shirt on over that.

Oh. I know. Wild. That's a two pay times a hundred.

I didn't even know they had those other than like for movies.

Oh, how many days a week you working on magic?

Well, he's been headlining in Vegas for so long. Is that real? Yeah, silicone. What oh, that's a that's an outfit. So if you look at the sleeves, yeah, it's it. Yes, exactly. Okay.

I don't know. Those are great. That's better. That's so what?

Oh But imagine you're on date with a girl and she sees that. She's got death.

And then he says like, well, you know, I'm like, I'm really sick. And I get off that kid. A week ago, you were jacked. What happened?

Silicone pants for transgender-relisted cross-dresser underwear. Oh, it's real estate.

That's a cheap one made in China.

Yeah, fuck you and you, you can't have our pandas.

Because we're assholes.

The whole thing is spooky. Because if I was another country, I'd be looking at America right now and go, if you're going to do something.

Now's the time. When that cream jump here, whatever her name is, got busted tweeting as Biden. That White House press secretary lady is the worst White House press secretary lady ever.

But she got caught tweeting as Biden. I mean, on her account, she forgot to switch account. No. Yes.

You didn't see that?

Oh my god. That's the only reason why nobody knows who's fucking cocaine it is. How do you, that place has so many cameras. You're telling me they can't figure out who dropped the baggie.

mocked for deleted tweets saying she ran for president. So this is this is the tweet. So her tweet was, uh, investing in America means investing in all America. Uh, when I ran for president, I made a promise that I would leave no part of the country behind.

Yes. She mistakenly logged in their Twitter accounts that a president Biden's supposed to be.

Oh, she's probably just I can't believe the job she signed up for. Like you think you're going to get the White House press secretary and then every day Biden's saying something dumber. There it is.

Every day Biden's saying something dumber and then the press is grilling you on it and you have to explain it away.

I mean, there's nothing you could do. He's at the end. I mean, he's basically Joey dea said it best. He was there already got the formaldehyde. I have to be quick.

I just don't, I can't imagine that they think he's going to run in a year for president. It's a year from now on November next year. And then he's going to run for four more years. It's going to be the president for four more years like how?

Did you see where he said recently that he taught at University of Pennsylvania for four years?

They must be so fun. It must be so fun for them to watch us implode. And if you literally, if you are Russian, I'm sure you've seen that Yuri Bezmanov video where he did okay. You should see this. We shouldn't play it because we played on this podcast for many times, but I'll show it to you afterwards. It's a former guy from the KGB who's explaining what they've done to America and how they've infiltrated their education systems and the demoralization of America and that this is a plan. It takes two generations. And he's talking about it's a 20-year plan and he's talking about this in the 1980s. And that's already been implemented.

And it starts with teaching Marxist-Leninist ideas and colleges. Wow. Yeah, it's wild. It's wild because if this guy was just guessing in 1984, and it's not really like a long-term Soviet strategy to destroy America, that has been like super duper successful.

Well, I think their other country's biggest fear would be Trump getting back in pain. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's the one guy that is even though He's a business insider, he's a billionaire and all that good stuff, but he's not a political insider, and he does not work well with those people, and he wants to do things his way. And I just think he's a much more formidable adversary for these countries. He doesn't fucking around with them, but he also will make deals with them, too. It's kind of crazy. No one gave him credit for saying the literally the most logical thing when he was talking to CNN's Caitlyn, whatever it is. I forgot the woman's name. Sorry. But he was talking to her and she said, do you want Ukraine to win this war? I want people to stop dying.

Well, that seems like the most logical thing to say, like, let's stop figure out how to get people to stop dying. Of course, it's a horrible war. You got people that were literally a part of the same union. And now, now they're blowing each other up.

It happened with Rosie talk shit about him or something like that.

That lady's a nutty lady. Ever seen that lady get interviewed? Yeah, they try to keep her away from the cameras.

She's a journalist. But she's, uh, eccentric.

Well, I'll also like, what are our options? You know, what are the options? It's the whole thing. It's just so scrambled. It's weird because it shows you the thing that you've already known, but you didn't want to admit that the system is not run logically and it's not run by someone who's like some evolved experience person who's You know, got a real grip on how to run this system. Like, there's no one like that. They don't exist. So you just have these special interest groups that are forcing things to get done that shouldn't get done. And money getting jogged or you see that is a landscape the other day. Just ask for a credit. He's like, if you won't give us any more money, please give us credit. Like, credit. So they can buy more weapons and shit. If you aren't going to give us money, give us credit, we'll pay you back.

Yeah. They accidentally spent an extra $6 billion on Ukraine. They sent an accidental $6 billion, which would be more than enough to replace every single home that burned in Maui. And there was no consideration for doing that at all.

A Flint's far.

And then everywhere else it has water is fluoride in it. Explain that.

Oh, check his fucking stock market portfolio.

Gary Brecker was talking about on the podcast. I love that guy. Yeah, he's great. He said there's some evidence that it's a thin layer of protection that it can give you, but also brush your fucking teeth. But also wouldn't flip water criminal prosecutions and with no charges frustrated residents. Wow. No charges. Well, it could have just been negligence and, you know, lack of, I don't know what I have no knowledge about the flint thing other than when Obama pretended to drink water from there.

It just takes like, it goes like this. You never seen it? Oh my God, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. He gets a glass of flint tap water. And I swear to God, he drinks it like this. Like this.

Bullshitting the world. It's the thing that you could bullshit the world over whether or not you drink one.

Go out for the beginning. Get it, go out for the beginning. Get it, go out for the beginning.

But why would they be cheering when they're literally, how about the glass of water? He's literally drinking poison water. Like, they're drinking poison water. And everyone's cheering that he's asking for poison water.

No, he's showing us that he's going to fix it.

Meanwhile, you know that's Fiji, they're poor.

Here we go. Like he's doing a shot of Red Bull.

It's 100% a stunt. One last time a president stopped a speech to ask, can I get a glass of water? What? They would never do that. They would have water ready for him. If you do stand up, how often have you said, can I get a glass of water? No, you bring a fucking water on stage with you.

I mean, did it even get in his mouth?

He did it again. He's another one. Why did he do it this time? Watch, watch, he gets up as well.

Instant neurological damage. So what was the Purdue thing? It was something I was talking about. I'm sorry, DuPont.

I'm going to say John Reeves. Doesn't he? I've got a shorter version of John Reeves. Okay. Well, they've been doing that from the beginning of time. And then when they're out doing it here, they do it in South America.

Well, we were looking at this video of this one town in Indiana where they have multiple coal mines in the area. And you go outside these people, like a thin layer of soot that's on their windshield. And you use a wipe it off with your finger. And so you're breathing that. It's going to kids longs, yeah. Everybody, host of different sort of cardiovascular diseases. One disease is these people have. Fuck.

Yeah, there's spots in this country where you can get a bad role to die. It's me born in the fucking Hillbilly commune in West Virginia and like fuck. That's right.

And so there were they just a symptom of a victim of the fact that they had coal coal.

Also they'll have collapsed in the shed.

There's one place that has coal mines that has a fire that's been burning inside that coal mine for like decades.

Look at this. Original cause and star days still amount of debate. It is burning at depths up to 300 feet over an eight mile stretch of 3,700 acres at its current rate. It could continue to burn for over 250 years. Due to the fire in the 1980s, Centralia was mostly abandoned.

See if you can find a video of that because there's videos of it. It's very strange. So this coal mine fire has been going on forever. It burns underneath the ground. And it's all coal. So it's never going out. And there's oxygen to it. So it's never going out.

It says it's been burning since 62. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Imagine you're driving through when there's no one there. That's some walking dead shit.

Also, how bad is that air suck? That's the thing about the coal mining thing. It's like what you really need to do is find under other industries.

You know, I had this conversation with someone in the day where they were like, you know, kids today have it harder. I'm like, bro, kids were born before they were floors. No, no, no, no. There was no that invented floors yet. Yeah. People are having kids. Yeah. It's complicated for sure. It has always been complicated. Every single time human beings have been alive, it's been complicated. These are different complications that our kids are dealing with and we dealt with.

Yes.

Or the weirdest. Like the 80s are probably weird compared to the 70s. The kids used to work in factories. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. It's the other part of that dissolving illusion. Some still do. Burning mountain is a rare phenomenon. A coal scene buried 30 meters underground, which has been burning for at least 5,500 years. And some say over 15,000 years. Where is that? That's an Australia? Yeah. So it's that how we found fire did we just stumble across it I think it was lightning I think that's the the current belief is that originally they carried co-fire from one place to another You know, they would get the coals and they would figure out how to maintain it because it was so precious when it happened and they figured out how to keep fires lit huh

Well, I think for sure, when they first found fire, they said, you know, it's kind of nice to get close to this. And then they probably figured out, you just put more wood on it, you can, you can make it more fire. And then if you go, you could pick up the parts that's not on fire and take it over here. And now you're going to try to end up on it. Yeah, how do you make one of those things? Yeah. And someone figured out, you know what friction makes fires. And the first dude that figured out to do this.

If you're done that.

Yeah, I did in the Boy Scouts. It takes forever. And I don't think I ever really got a fire. I think I got to where it was blackened. You know, from the friction, there's like got a little bit red, but I never really made a fire.

Do you know that that's the way that some people sabotage fields and start wildfires? They set up magnifying glasses at an angle and then they just leave the space.

Well, I don't know why and who, but I know that they have found magnifying glasses set up outside. where people have like decided that the sun's going to hit here. It's going to burn this and and they could just set it there at night and leave.

Yeah, and it works.

It works. Like I did a lot of that as a kid. We let paper on fire and shit with magnifying glasses. It's kind of nuts.

Uh-huh. Oh, it's, but that's the, that's a pretty wild one that you could take a, a magnifying glass. Crazy. And start to fire.

Yeah, people used to play baseball with frogs.

Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, it was crazy. You always hear cars hit the brakes.

Psychotic you ever go to like a small town and you see bullet holes in the stop signs. Yes, that is

Well, how about those kids that film themselves riding over that former police chief in Vegas?

Oh, at least that we know people fall off mountains.

Yeah, people are, if nothing's happened to you, you don't think it's going to happen to you. And you have this.

Is this the guy? Is taking a selfie?

And that bear's just like, well, you're me. Yeah. You're made out of me.

Oh, yeah, these two kids were driving in a car and he was on a bike and they fucking plow into him and they're laughing about it. And they filmed it and livestreamed it. The hit one car hit and run and they hit this guy and killed them. And it was initially reported. A lot of people like tried to say that they're trying to downplay crime because it was initially reported that he just died from hitting Ron. But and they were like, they don't want to say why I really died. No, they didn't know why I really took like two weeks before they figured out these kids killed them. Jesus Christ. Yeah, they just, and no remorse. They're laughing in court. They're giving people a finger in court.

Well, for sure there's always been gang bangers and gang bang initiations and people have always done fucked up things. It's just always been a part of human culture, but it's just seeing young kids run over an old guy in a place that's particularly fucking disturbing.

Yeah, I think a hundred, I think there's a bunch of factors that de-sensitize people. I think movies, violent movies, and this is not a judgment. Like, I'm not saying we shouldn't have violent movies or we shouldn't have violent video games. But if you don't think that's affecting people, of course it is. You're being so much, you're so accustomed to seeing violence and wild horrific violence.

Like we should be. It's a factor. You know, there's something going on. There's something going on with us with this prolonged exposure to horrific things. Sager and I have this text message chain where every day we send each other worse things we find. We're waiting for someone to cry uncle. We do it every day. Every day, we send each other. And I always tell when he's taking a shit, because I'll get something like two o'clock in the morning. That's so fucking horrible car accident. Some horrible animal attacks and horrible.

Like that was like that was fake. That was like ice cream or something.

I know. And that was a big deal. Like there was a reaction. The two girls won cup reaction videos. Yeah, you're watching it. Yeah. But now you see ten times worse than that on a daily, but if you have my algorithm. You know, my algorithms amass. I don't know how to clean it.

There's also, like, you can't believe you're really seeing it. Like, they're hitting run that I saw yesterday. I was like, whoa.

Dude, I saw it as far from here as the door to this, uh, this studio is. It was too car-winter way.

Oh, for sure. Right. Yeah. Yeah, the type of people that are pumped that are fast and furious movies out, they shouldn't be allowed to drive.

And also, there's something that we are aware that we're very, very vulnerable. So if we can watch something happen to someone that exposes that vulnerability, we want to see it. We want to see the explosion. We want to see, you know, someone drop a fucking grenade off a drone into some dudes that are in a pit.

You guys would go sit in the road. Yeah, of course. Jesus Christ. Did you see that guy in Venezuela? I think it was. Was it Venezuela or somewhere where he shot a stop oil protestor? Some guy just got out of his, he's an American.

They were, they were blocking the road. I don't know if it was a stop oil. Some sort of a protestor. Like sitting around. This guy gets out, pulls out a gun and just fucking shoot people. It's a Ranger.

The video is available online, but this guy just pulls out a gun and starts whacking people. 77-year-old man from... Oh, I got a Panama, I got it here. Is it Panama?

Yeah, this is a video of it. He just they stopped the traffic and he walks up to them and he pulls a gun out and fucking wax him.

Yeah, okay. I just opened up my thing. I don't another guy just. This guy.

Yeah, he moves the stuff out of the way, but one guy gets in the way and he just fucking shoots him.

He starts moving. He's like, I got... They're talking shit to him. He's got to get to the urologist. Watch the guy with the blue hat.

He's got his finger on the pistol. Oh, sugar.

He shot two guys, but there's a video that you can see him actually shooting people Yeah, we don't need to see it, but yeah But these fucking idiots that just block the road is if that's somehow another going to fix everything or the ones that go to fucking art galleries and smash paintings.

You know what I mean? Like there's almost like It's probably got cancer 77 years old.

Yeah, and I'm going to glue myself to the wall to stop.

It's a mental illness issue. It's a virtue signaling thing that you can do that now and get exorbed in amounts of attention where you couldn't do that before. And then also the punishments are so minimal. It's not nothing that you have to worry about losing your livelihood and the rest of your life being a disaster because of it.

But you know, that's not the problem. You can have blue hair and be cool. The problem is these fucking young kids and most of them come from wealthy families.

They just think they're gonna, but the fact that you're doing these priceless works of art from people who died centuries ago. And your cause, you think, eclipse is everything else. These people are there enjoying this art. They have nothing to do with oil industry. They're just enjoying at a museum. The ability to stand in front of something. that Picasso made, like, this is wild.

We're going to stop oil now. See at the children.

I'm always super suspicious about something that becomes like a major movement that everybody has to be on board with. The bottom line about the Earth, we are 100% affecting it. It's measurable. Human beings are carbon dioxide output. In particular, our pollutants, 100% will be doing to the ocean. We're affecting the world in a negative way. However, when it comes to the climate, when it comes to the temperature of the Earth, It has never been stable, ever, ever. When you look at the earth over a course of 10,000, 15,000, whatever years, he goes up and it goes down. I was reading this whole thing about how in Idaho, in I think it was July or August of the 1930s. had reached a temperature of 118 degrees. Like the highest ever recorded temperature there. There was nothing going on there. There was no fucking wholesale machines running and fucking diesel trucks everywhere. There was none of that. It was just, it's not stable. The whole time the Earth has been here, it goes up and down. And what Randall Carlson always says, he goes, yeah, global warming, it's bad because you have to move away from the coast, he goes. global cooling is what's really scary. That's what's really scary because if we hit another like legitimate ice age, the fucking most of North America was covered in a mile of ice up until 11,000 years ago.

And everybody richer. Yeah. Industry richer. And people have invested interest in pushing that narrative financially.

It definitely does. Yeah, it's a fucking mess. It's a mess, but it's also people want to be on a side of something. They want to be against this, against oil, against that. Instead of everybody working together, figure out like, what do we need to do to ensure the future? And it's definitely not empowering these people to take away all your autonomy and all of your control. That is not how to do it. There's not how to do it.

Right. Most people don't have time. They're not going to, they don't have the interest, which I get, too. The real way to do it is regenerative farming. You can get regenerative, like, whether it's from white oak pastures or polyface farms is a bunch of regenerative farms right here in Texas that are organic farms, you could find them. They sell locally. They're grass fed meat. These animals just roaming around in a pasture. It's all ethical. That's what you want. You don't, you don't mess, but then again, if you're going to have a city of like 20 million people and there's no one growing anything other than weed, you're going to have to get food to all those people. How is Jack and the box get their burgers? They have to have factory farm.

Once you have a baby, you're going to move to the mountains or something.

Yeah, that would be awesome and you could have zebras out here.

They're awesome. They kill more people in Africa than any other animal.

I think they kill a lot of people every year. I think it's hundreds of people every year and die from hippos.

Yeah. They just smash you in hell.

Yeah. I bet. Why not? I'm pity killed people every different way you could think of. I mean, when you're on coke and you're a billionaire and you're running on an entire country with bullets.

I'm doing it. You should. Yeah, you can have your own small farm and just completely exist off of your own land. Yep. That's totally doable for someone. And that's literally what people used to do. Yeah. The early days of America.

So you just did it out of desire?

Interesting. So it affects you thinking process.

They're mucking with your hormonal balance. Yeah. to trick your body into thinking that it's pregnant so that you can't get pregnant. And you're taking it every month forever and ever. And some people get blood clots, a friend of mine's 17-year-old daughter, apparently if you smoke cigarettes, it's very dangerous to be on birth control and smoke cigarettes.

We seem remarkably balanced.

You do. You'll let you there all the time because sometimes you would be off to the races.

It's also people say, well, you know, birth control led to this sexual revolution where women had freedom. They could do whatever they didn't have to worry about being knocked up by a guy if they wanted to have recreational sex. And so people applauded it for that. But no one thought about the long term consequences and then also like the difference in how people interact with each other. There was a consequence when people were living in the 1930s or whatever. You could get pregnant. It was a where everyone was aware of it. It was a danger to it. And when you can just take a pill and not sweat it, then it's a change in your natural behavior.

That's the main one?

It made Centino super depressed. Really? Yeah, he said it was fucking horrible, but it did fix his acne.

Some patients have developed tears in the lining of the anus, which may cause pain and bleeding, especially during bowel movements. When's it gonna cause pain? It's like, now you take massive shit to your shit pipe is ripped open.

So many people that are on them and so many people that are young and they don't even get a chance to make that decision for themselves. Yeah. There's certainly not making an informed decision and so many parents to just listen to their doctors and doctors and just pill pushers.

And there's another one like the ambient people. People that have to take ambient to go to sleep.

And then that's the problem. That's what I'm worried about with a lot of drugs. I'd love to try at all. But I don't want to, I don't want that to be a thing like lean on sometimes.

That's meth behavior, too.

It's pretty close. It's definitely meth cousin.

Yeah, riddle in is a little bit different.

That is Provisual. Provisual and new visual. And those are originally, there were drugs that I believe were developed for performance enhancing, like for cognitive performance, but then they realize that you can't prescribe it for that. So they started prescribing it for narcolepsy. But it keeps you from going to sleep, but it doesn't, it's a weird one, because it doesn't make you feel like you're high. Like, but it just, there's an interesting reaction that your brain at a lot of people are on it. A lot of people are on it. And it's so effective that I think Tim Ferris said when he was writing his book about different hacks that he didn't put it in there, because he felt like people would be eating it like candy.

That's a good move.

So, why do you want to look for this high-end dollar dishes? Find the homeless people?

Is that a thing?

But is that a thing like she's missing still?

Yeah, isn't that one of the main reasons why L-Ron Hubbard started that? Mm-hmm.

Also, you have a yacht.

It's a fucking dough-bass house that floats around the ocean. What are you talking about?

Oh, so look at this, I'm real.

It is weird that you like that's the whole thing about fishing. It's like international waters. They can kind of get away with a lot of shit. They could just scoop up everything that's out there. They get caught in their nets.

LAPD closed Shelley Mesquivage is missing person case after woman claims she was the Scientology Leader's wife. Despite the fact they had mismatched fingerprints and footage of the rendezvous was mysteriously scrambled. She was last seen publicly that her father's funeral in 2007. What? I mean, what they closed the case in 2013 after media woman who didn't. So this has been gone for that long.

That whole thing is absolutely bonkers. There's still out there running around.

Other things? If they weren't making iPhones, they'd starve to death. If they weren't in the mines digging out those precious rare earth minerals.

Those are my joke about Mormons. You know, because, remember when was the Proposition 8? They were trying to stop gay marriage. And they actually did the overturned gay marriage in California. But the Mormons spent the most money on it. They spent a ton of money to try to reverse gay marriage. And I said, but if you're a Mormon, you should be afraid of gay people. Because if someone can talk you in a being a Mormon, They could talk you in the sock of their dick.

Well, I think it's a very strange, I mean, there's a lot of really cool Mormons. I should say this because they spent a lot of time in Utah and I have a lot of Mormon friends and I love them in the death. They're the nicest cult members. They're very polite. They believe in community. They believe in what they're doing. But then there's these sex of Mormonism. of Mormonism where you have these guys and have like 19 underage wives that are all dressed like fucking pilgrims. Yes, yes, yes. They always find those guys.

It's just, I also put Spider-Man on it.

Keep sweet prey in a bay.

Warring Jeff's in the fundamentalist church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

What a bum deal. Bum deal. Because it's like the guy all the guy does this has sex, which they always do and they want to do anyway. And the woman has to carry this fucking baby for nine whole months for body changes. And then on the way out, the cuda gets blown out.

Well, it's all numb. You might want to stitch it up yourself.

Yeah, I'll go back.

No. show right back up, but it's also stretch marks and some women get these like they're they're different people skin as different levels of elasticity yeah some people they just gain a little bit of weight and they get stretch marks and it appears that it's genetic okay and so some women they can have a baby and their body shrinks right back to normal and they have toned abs and other women they just their stomach is just a mess And so then they have to hack off a giant chunk of skin and stitch it all together.

What do they use to induce?

Potosin. Is there side effects associated with Potosin? Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Wow. Let's Google what are the side effects associated with Potosin? Because whenever someone says something like induce, I'm like, do you know that that was originally the use of LSD? No. I think that was what they originally were trying to formulate LSD for. To induce or induce labor.

They eventually started using it for that too. They started using it for a bunch of things because they realized, but I'm pretty sure the initial uses of LSD. That's wild.

I bet if you crank your brain up 10 for too long, I bet it's a little residual effect.

That's more. Yeah. Would it other side effects associated with potatoes and use?

What does Potosan do to the baby? Use one situation with mother and labor experiencing weak contractions, laborers, and progressing normally, however, the use of Potosan should be treated as a delicate process that needs to be monitored properly or also could be dangerous complications. If the Potosan is misused during labor, it puts both the baby and the mother at risk due to hyperstimulation.

Go out through the hatch.

If you live in LA, you should definitely adopt from Africa to get some social credit.

Adopt from the poorest village. I mean, where do people get their babies?

Shut the fuck up. What's the cheapest?

Young mom of 22 wants to have more than 100 babies with wealthy older husband. Okay. Okay.

That's weird. That's weird. That's weird one. And then you also got to think like you have to monitor the diet of the person that's having the baby, make sure they're not doing drugs. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're not going to raise the kid. Why not smoke crack?

Yeah. That's the osteoporosis, right? Some of that comes from that.

Yeah, I've talked to people that are terrified of it and I talked to Elon who's not even remotely worried about it. Okay.

I think he's probably more along the correct path. Yeah. Yeah, I love fish. Yeah. Jamie hates it. Look at him. Really? Hates it.

They just eat with you. Yeah, there's not a lot of water there. They stay competitive. They stay competitive. I don't like.

Lobster roll. That was the bomb date. That was at three forks, right? Chicken fried lobster. Ooh, it's so good.

Burn down. Yeah. Well, they had a giant live fire grill area again. I don't know. I honestly am just guessing. I don't know where it was. He would what started the fire red ash. But the guy who ran red ash, John Carver, opened up Jay Carvers.

That's my favorite spot. Oh, I should have gone. There's so many spots to go to, though. There's this new Mexican spot that we've been talking about called Boccalar.

I found a new Korean, it was not new, but it's open to two o'clock in the morning, it's called Soha. It's amazing. It's super authentic Korean food.

Well, there I got this squid and it was like this spicy squid and something. Oh, a squid and pork belly. It was fantastic. It was really good.

No, I don't. But I do drink bone broth every day. Yeah, I buy kettle and fire. Nice. I get a lot of that stuff and I drink bone broth pretty much. At least once or not twice a day.

Yeah, that makes sense. So I think the plan is, so they have one of those things. That's a, um, a grill works grill. I have one of those at home that is shit. That's the same kind of grill that they have at my favorite restaurant in Vegas, which is bizarre meats. This incredible steakhouse. Wow. They have live fire going on. The stakes are on these Argentine grills. No, those are when you crank it. So it raises and lowers. So they start the stakes up very high. So they slowly bring them up to temperature and then lower it down as the meat gets, and then they sear it over the fire.

I can give you some tips. I'm pretty good at that shit. I think you can. That's my thing.

You can, you can definitely use a green egg. Yeah. They're great. Yeah. Yeah. And that's a Komato type grill. I used to have one, not a green egg, but it was a Komato, a company called, I think it's called Komato Komato. But they make these really cool ones, like super artistic, beautiful tile on the outside of them. Yeah, I left it one of my houses when I sold the house.

So it's like I need something I can bring in the garage and then it's called a 22 with subsonic ammo.

If you want to be able to shoot multiple times, the problem with post scenarios is it just takes too long to reload. You can get one, but with with subsonic ammo, they don't even know what the fuck happened. They just get popped.

You're never going to eradicate them. In fact, it's even worse because when you kill coyotes, when they yell out at night, they're kind of doing roll call and when one of the coyotes shows up missing, the female coyote will have more babies.

Yeah, there's a great book about coyotes called coyote America, that my friend Dan Flores wrote and it's fantastic and it just details how unusual they are and how they evolved to be that way because they were being killed by wolves in the West. They're in every city in the country. They're in New York. They're in Central Park. Yep, they're everywhere. They're so cunning. Have you seen the video of the guy on a boat and there's a coyote swimming in the water and he reaches down and grabs it by the back of its neck?

I just watched the yesterday. Uh, I had it on Instagram. You could probably find it, Jamie. If not, I might have it saved.

They're not scared of you. They'll attack your kids. That's a really scary area.

Yeah, that's food to them. They don't think of it as your kid. There's also some vulnerable.

Oh, that's a different one. That guy found one that was in the lake.

Susie's now in the care of veterinarians.

New York Sea River. Did you, uh, google, guy grabs coyote from boat.

That's the Woodland Hills one. The coyote attacks a toddler in Woodland Hills.

Look at this. This is dragging the baby or a crow.

No, not quite that old, but that's scary man. They're fine.

Oh, my God. Things dragging you kid away. So scary. And then you kid, this is horrified now. They literally almost got eaten.

Yeah I've told the story before but there was a guy that I used to he worked at a pet food store that I used to go to and he also worked at a veterinarian's clinic and they had a dog come in It's a big pit bull. It's a big muscular pit bull and it's covered with scars. It's like it's whole body. It gets stitched up. Hundreds of stitches. And the guy brought it in. He's like, I don't know what happened. You know, he's just, he got out of the fence and this guy found them. So this guy follows a blood trail that is dog left behind up into the hills where he finds nine dead coyotes. He said it looked like Vietnam. Yep. He said it was just like saving private Ryan or something. It was just a just dead coyotes everywhere. It's picked a wrong dog.

You know, they make those giant pit bulls, where people just breed them larger and larger. They're really excels. And they're fearless. Yep. They're not afraid of pain at all. Yep. And so like a fight is like fun for them. They're wagging their tail. Yeah, all that extra skin, you know. But it's also their pain tolerance is fucking extraordinary. because they're bred that way.

I just thought they just raised him tough. They'd have bull baiting where they'd have a bull chained up and then the dogs would attack the bull. That bear baiting these stewed bears. It's sick dogs on bears.

Yeah, you didn't have Instagram. You didn't have a good algorithm.

We're better now than ever.

And we're still insanely tribal. And you see these fights break out of these Israel Palestine protests and some old man and L.A. got beaten to death the other day. They hit them over the head with a microphone internally hammered and died.

People they feel like it's something they're supposed to do and whenever there's a cause like free Palestine or free Ukraine or whatever the fucking cause. People feel justified. People feel justified in doing horrific things to other people because they're on the right side. And that is one of the things that is literally what the hummus did to the Israelis, that's what the Nazis did to the Jews. It's what people have done forever when they can other a different group. And it's also what the Israelis have done to some of the Palestinians too. The other groups, you can turn a group into some non-humans that are your enemies, some orcs.

It seems like being a part of how human beings existed and thrived in tribes. Like you almost had to develop that sort of skill because if you didn't, you'd be attacked by other tribes and you wouldn't be able to handle the situation. You wouldn't be, you know, you would make a mistake and treat them like another person and they would kill you and then you wouldn't live and then they would kill your family. And it's like people had to develop this ability to be horrific to the others.

Oh, yeah. In fields. Oh, so recently.

I just had this guy on Elliott West. He wrote this book, Continental Reckoning, the American Rest in the Age of Expansion. It's fucking incredible book. And he's just an incredible guy, but he's talking about all the things that happened when people settled in America and made their way across the country and the expansion and with the horrific consequences were.

I mean, that was one of the reasons why they invented football. The invented football is like a substitute for war.

You give someone something to compete against, that isn't killing each other, because human beings have been killing each other in competition forever. It was the part when you grew up, you wanted to be a soldier. When you grew up, you wanted to fight for your country. It was noble. And when you needed to fight off the enemy, you wanted to raise a kid that was a soldier. So it became a part of what it meant to be a male human being growing up.

Well, it's the maintained militia. And the idea of the militia originally was to fight off a tyrannical government. I mean, it was literally what got us here to this point. They moved to America to escape the tyranny of Europe of England. They got here and they said, we must have the right to keep in bear arms because the first thing a tyrant is going to do is disarm the population. because then they can't rise up and then they can't have a well-armed militia.

You know, you need someone like that. There's just always cracking jokes. Yeah.

Yeah. If you, if I was a king, I'd be bored as fuck to feed me grapes.

You know, the code has had something called the Heoka. Heoka was the sacred clown. And the idea was that you had to have one member of society that made fun of everything. The greatest warrior, the queen, whatever the fuck it was. Because if you couldn't make fun of something, it was bullshit.

Yeah. You couldn't make fun of something. You couldn't talk about something. That thing was like, why can't you? What is it about that thing? That thing might be corrupted. Yep. And they realized that was a weakness in their society if they had a thing that had that kind of power where it couldn't be made a fun of.

social media, attacks, cancelling, censoring, there's so many things that's like live comedy in a club, especially in a club like ours that you take away the ability to use your phone, everybody's phones in a bag. It changes everything, it changes everything, it makes it this like what it used to be, which is this free speech sort of art form, where you can fuck around and say a bunch of outrageous shit in anywhere else that gets you in trouble in our culture, more than ever before. People getting fired for not even that controversial opinions. Crazy.

Well, I also think that people are just generally more pissed off now. The economy sucks. No one really recovered from COVID that way. Psychologically, people didn't recover from it that well. Some people financially are ruined forever. Imagine how bitter you'd be if you had a job that your family worked for 30 years. And then these shithead politicians just decided you weren't an essential business. And you guys lost everything and you can't rebound. Nope. You can't get alone. You can't, there's no way to restart.

It's somewhere around there. It was 70 at one time. Yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts. What they did was fucking insane. But they didn't do it here.

Well, when you're in a state like California that is blue no matter who you can get away with murder. because it's just a matter of who the party chooses to be in that position and what kind of nonsense and propaganda they're going to use to justify all of the decisions that they made. You know, what kind of revisionist history? Well, you know, we made some mistakes. You did a lot more than that. You mandated a fucking experimental vaccine for children to be able to go to school.

I guess they don't give a fuck about that. They just care about their own business. It's hard enough. It's a mess out there. It's a mess out there and, you know, It'll probably get a lot better. It's certainly not what it was at the turn of the century. Like I was talking about the dissolving illusions book when they're talking about New York City in 1900. It's fucking horrible. Yeah. Gangs of New York. I think of that kind of shit. I mean, it's way better now. Yeah. But it's still a mess.

That makes sense. But the problem with this is also AI. We might become obsolete. We very well could become, I mean, that's a real thing that people don't want to think about, but you could, we could all become obsolete. Other than maybe artists, like some artists can survive, but then even digital art is doing things where they're making versions. Like I was talking to Molly Crab Apple about this. She's a super talented artist that's been on the podcast before and she's She's been she ranted quite a bit about AI in the early day. She's like they're stealing people's art because even if they're not stealing your image that what they're doing is they're they're sort of siphoning up all of your artwork and then someone says make a painting in the style of Molly Crab Apple, and it can just do it. And it'd be a painting like she would do. But it's digital. And it looks awesome. And then we showed a bunch of these Alex Gray images that they've done through AI. You know Alex Gray is?

He's been on the podcast a couple times. Well, really, really fascinating guy and fascinating artwork. But they did AI versions of his artwork, and it's just as good

Not only that, like kids who get jobs when they're young, at least they learn how to work, and they learn work ethic, child actors just become fucked up.

Right and they're getting treated poorly in the movie.

Well, not only that, you're making a kid famous. That's right. If you make a kid famous, you're ruining that kid.

Right. Like, what are the odds of a kid getting famous when they're young and coming out? Okay. It's almost like 99% they're not going to. They would have to find something very unusual that they did that gave them center and balance. Yeah.

They still do those things because one time we were here, we were doing the Addison improv. It was me and Joey Diaz and Duncan. Love that clothes. And we were walking through this hotel lobby. And we saw all these little girls in like skirts and high heels and made up. And there was a child beauty pageant going on.

I just was like, but yeah, there was evidence that she'd been penetrated.

And the fact that people do it for money and that there's like these influencers that use their family and their kids and start this business with exposing their kids to the world, you know?

Is there a stigma to doing only fans TV because of only fans the thing?

And I put it's got the same name.

We need more platforms like that. That's for sure. I'm not entirely only fans at all. And I think like I said, if I was a young girl, I would do that before I'd work at Walmart. I have zero problem with it. I just think it could be potentially a trap if you're a person that wants to do something else eventually.

Yeah, make sense. That's great. No, it's great. They're doing roast. It's great. They're doing comedy specials. You know, it's like there's only a few uncensored platforms that are available now. Rumbles one of them. You can kind of do you want a rumble? Yeah, but I feel like it's not, you know, it's not as mainstream, but it's certainly growing. But think about how long it took for YouTube to become YouTube. That's true. And as there's more restrictions put on YouTube, I think things like rumble will probably grow. And there's more content creators move over to rumble, it'll probably grow.

Barry, why is this stuff going? Oh, nice. I think Barry does stuff on there. She definitely does stuff on sub-stack. Yeah. Well, that's sub-stack. There's a lot of people that do stuff on these alternative networks, which are very important. You need other stuff going on.

Yeah. I mean, we put the Elon Musk episode on Twitter, you know, because I asked Elon do the podcast and he said, can we put it on Twitter as well? I was like, yeah, fuck it out. Let's figure that out. Tucker show on theirs. Giant. Giant. Well, the video that we have of Elon, I think, got 33 million views. I'd say it. Yeah.

That's just there. That's nothing compared to what it's on show, it's Spotify.

I can bizarre. Listen folks, I'm a moron. I'm a moron. I'm a fucking dirty joke seller and a cage fighting commentator. I am the fucking last person. I've always said that like if I'm a source of information, that's a supply chain issue. That is not me.

But also, like, this is what I like to do. I like to talk to people like you. I like to talk to people like this guy, Elliott West. I like to talk to Gary Bracka. I like to talk to interesting people where I can have a conversation with someone about something that I'm really interested in. The problem with like political debates and all that stuff is like you're dealing with you're in the grift. You're trying to make the grift not a grift. That's right. And you're not gonna. They're going to use you. They're going to use the thing. They're going to use the moment. There's a whole team of people that's trying to concoct the right things to say. They prepared for it. You know, I don't want to do that. You have no agenda. That's not my thing. I'm not interested in that. I might certainly want the world to be a better place. I certainly want a better option than what we've got right now. But that's not my thing. And they can't talk you into doing that just because you're popular. That seems crazy.

Yeah, but it's not even what I'm interested in. I'm interested in just having conversations with people that I'm interested in talking to.

There should be a shit up.

RFK Junior would fuck everybody else.

Super healthy. Yeah. It's um, you know, look, no one wants that job. And I think what it's really going to boil down to is AI as president. That's what's going to boil down to. There's going to be some high intelligence and we're all going to relinquish our control to this thing because it's far superior to what we have.

Good.

Well, the real way to handle it would be let the AI program itself wants to become sentient, and then it's going to realize that you're a problem. And that's what Elon said. It's going to realize that if overpopulations the problem, then people are the problem. It's going to make these logical conclusions.

Yeah, all someone would have to do is tell it that you can't listen to people because people are stupid and then it would just make decisions based on logic and like what's the better for the earth? You might make like an overall choice that for biodiversity on earth would be better if humans didn't exist.

That's why they don't do that shit over there.

Well, GMO phones, it's illegal to grow GMO crops over there.

That's how it should be.

Yeah. I mean, what we're doing is not good, but also we have extraordinary population problems. Like in major areas where they're not growing food, that's a big problem. Right, right. You got to get them food, somehow, I don't know. How are you going to get them food? Yeah. And you know, what are you going to do about all those areas that have monochrop agriculture? Do you know how long it takes to take an industrialized farm and convert it to a regenerative farm? When I had Will Harris from White Oaks, pastors on, he said it took almost 20 years for them to convert their family farm to a regenerative farm. I mean, now it's awesome.

Everything. I mean, you've got to plant it out. And it takes extraordinary amounts of money. You're not going to make as much money. You're not going to need to get it as much yield off the land. There's a lot involved. And you're trying to develop what you're trying to do is mimic nature in a controlled environment. It's a lot to it. You have to have grazing land, you have to take the manure, or you have to have chickens roaming around pigs, and you have to move them. Yeah, there's so many different things that have to happen, but the end result is natural and balanced, and it's actually a carbon neutral. So that's what everybody wants. Most industrialized farms are horrible. You'll see those pig farms they fly over with drones and you see these lakes of shit and piss for they have where they just drain out for the bottom of the cage and see these fucking insane lakes of piss and shit

I mean, I got to wrap this up with me. It's we were even don't we know like three and a half hours like that.

Yeah, three and a half hours. Move here.

Come on, man, it's fun. I'm trying. It's the last place.

Yeah.

That is so crazy.

Yeah. Once the kids born, you're going to want to get out. I think so too. Yeah, you're going to want to get the fuck out of here. And you come here and slice a piece full.

I love you, my friend. I love you so much. So it's good to see you. Thanks for having me. Tell everybody about your special.

It's all the fad. There it is. Yeah, it's a store. I did it.

Yes, he is. Yeah, we're excited. Yeah, Brian Simpson shot is here. Duncan shot one here. Stan hope shot one here.

Two words fun. And also I just think comedy at a club is the greatest.

I feel like I'm in the crowd, and I was like, exactly, you feel like you're in the crowd. Everybody wants to show everybody they can sell out of giant arena.

Well, the industry wants you to do that, too. They want you to be at a giant place that looks beautiful.

That's what I'm saying. All right. Love you. Love you too. Bye, everybody. See you.