Transcript for #231 - Dom Irrera

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Well, you know what, I don't think men are represented fairly in the media. I don't think there's enough actual, you know, guys that are telling you what's really going on from their honest perspective as someone that you could relate to. You know, I think a lot of people are full of shit and I think a lot of men could use a martial arts training. It's good for you.

It does work. It seems like it wouldn't but it really does work. You know when I was when I was a martial arts guy only and I got into comedy I was almost embarrassed of being like having something to do with martial arts because it seems so douchey. It doesn't seem like that would be funny at all.

Yeah, comedy is great for you, martial arts, great for you, everybody. And it's beautiful when I hear stuff like that, that somebody is great.

Yeah. That's awesome. I get people sending me pictures of their kale shakes. Cause I drink kale shakes every morning. So I got a lot of people doing this Kevin James got me on to a Kevin James lost 80 pounds for this movie where you played in MMA fighter. Yeah and looked fucking fantastic. It's fucking face became Then he always told me how strong he was. He's an animal. Kevin James loved to eat. He eats like a mother fucker, but physically that guy, he's a bad dude. He's a big, he hits hard. He's a big, scary mother fucker. And he, you know, he really could have been a fighter if he ever chose to go down that path. He has like serious power, like especially in his hands, but he, he hit mits with Mark Deligrottie. And I was watching him hit the mits. Like he's like a real athlete, even though he's this big guy. So he lost all this weight and he looked so good I was so blown away I was like what the fuck did you do? And he said the most important thing is everything I switched to an all vegetable diet. Everything was vegetables. He didn't need any animal products at all. And he did this for a long time. He went back to it eventually. But he would have a kale shake every morning. And the idea was, you have this thing called a Vitamix. You throw kale, cucumber, celery, pears, and then I throw ginger and garlic in there. And it tastes like ass. I mean, it's barely eatable. You just sort of, every time I do it, it's like a little victory. Like there. I just want him. I got through that next next day I went again, you know, every time I do it I feel like I win. But I was just saying but nutrient-wise, it's like incredibly dense. It opens up your bowels, your shit comes out like it's just looped up and on a, you know, one of those water slides and that's what's like, it's like, your body feels like way healthier. What a slide shit. I told you I've always wanted shit's a spectacular my shit's when I have these. Well if I could record it and then play it back for you, you could feel how great it feels. Ah, and then some time back with the show. My shit's entirely green. You're kidding. Goes right through me entirely green. It's crazy. And it's like man, how clean is my asshole? My asshole is like vegetable fresh. Marcia is. Yeah, so it's that's how I learn from Kevin and that's like people send me these pictures now all the time of their kale shanks. Okay, yeah, like all the time on Twitter. You know what the dinner.

Well, that's when Kevin had he gotten back to eating again. Oh, yeah because he had really, he's all in and nothing. He's kind of like me in a lot of ways. We're very similar. And one of the ways is that we get crazy about things. He'll get crazy about golf and just fuck him. I want to play golf all day for a year.

tired. I played a just woman the other day and we only played a race to five and it was like, God, I was such a tease. I wasn't even warmed up yet. It was so I can, for me, pools like a three or four hour experiment experience.

I mean, I think only if I can maintain the energy and I've never seen any Well, I think it's also you have to factor in the audience's energy so I don't do shows as long as I used to do I've done some stupid like two and a half hour shows and the problem with that is people don't want to hear you talk for two and a half hours after a while they're bored. It's like and then the end of it was always always it became like this question and answer section right And it felt to me like what I was doing was I was having this killer hour in 10 minutes of comedy and then I was ending it with like an hour of mediocrity. And I was like this is like the question to answer sometimes would be awesome, but sometimes it would just sort of become a fucking yell-fast people yelling shit and just become gross and well some of that you know the Dave Chappelle thing with the five hours.

That's hilarious. Well, you know, if people are willing to just sit there and you just sit around talking.

Is that still standing up? You know, it's like your stand up is your your craftsman when you go up there you got jokes you got punch lines you got setups you got you can't wait to get to them because they're killer, but I have no idea how to write.

I just write. What I do is I write and write blogs like blog entries and then in writing about something. Because there's no pressure to be funny. Yeah. Then I get the ideas for jokes out of that. or I have ideas and I'll slowly work them out on stage. I do a bunch of different ways. Sometimes I don't have anything written. It's just this idea that's been fucking with me and then I go on stage and I try it one way and then I say, well, that idea was missing, and I'll try it another way the next time until eventually I get it.

Yes, yes.

I fucking throngs of people. I know I've done that before. I know I've had dreams where I was killing on stage. I can't remember. God, this is the best stuff I've ever written. Yeah. And I couldn't wait to write it down. And I woke up and I was like, where are you talking about it? You ever wake up laughing, Joe? Sometimes. Yeah.

Oh, that's hilarious. I think if you laugh a lot and you're used to laughing a lot, it's more likely that you're going to laugh in dreams.

I'll tell you what, bird is a happy mother fucker right now. That guy is, I've never met anybody who's like more thankful for like success and like things that are going well in his life and so happy. He's such a happy, nice guy.

It's got to be careful man because that all that is really bad for you all that years of and that's not like woo woo That's like that's real the years of harboring resentment and bad feelings and selfishness like that all that negativity that fox with you man it keeps you from sleeping right? He's better to me though. I'm sure it is I'm sure he is I mean he's a smart guy. He knows I mean he's been one of the things is he's doing a podcast where you really very I'm very openly bare your soul. I mean, when he does these like monologues, where he talks about things in the beginning of his podcast, he's very honest about all of his transgressions and his thoughts about him and the past and all sorts of different things. So I think it's like super therapeutic in a way to do something like that. You really get over your shit when you broadcast it. I think I think we all have a tendency. It's so easy to go towards the negative. It's just so dangerous. It's so dangerous to think that that's the more profound way to think. It's so fucking stupid for you.

Yeah, let's not like if he didn't do 48 hours I would have but you know what my love is loved about you Dom and Not just that you were great comic, but you really love stand-up comedy like there wasn't there's always everyone had this idea at some point in time and comedy that You did, I mean not everyone but a lot of people in Hollywood. You did, you put together an act and then you got a sitcom and then you got a sitcom and then you went from a sitcom to a movie career and that's the only way to do it. And anyway else is not fun. But you were like, I like being a comic. I mean, I'm going to come and make him plenty of money. He was like, I got a nice car. I got living a nice house. I was like, what the fuck are you wanting for me? What else?

Like people will talk shit. I've seen so many people talk shit on Twitter about random people's careers like whatever happened to RIP to this guy's career like with a fuck are you like what do you what why is that what is that weird free shot? That's a that's a things, right?

Well, I've critiqued fighters, I don't know if, well, I fought kickboxing in Taekwondo, but I've never fought an MMA fight.

Yeah, I would have, and I'd probably be, I probably, probably a mess right now. Right about now, physically.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, well, especially if they get badly KO'd. That's if there's a visceral fear that comes from people getting badly KO'd because it looks, you know, like they're done. Oh, got gets head kicked or something?

He was so light. You remember what was Felix Trinidad? Really? Yeah. Yeah, we saw Felix Trinidad. I forget who he was fighting, but it was when Trinidad was really coming up. It was when he was light. I think it was a welterweight fight. But yeah, he caught him with a left tug. Bam, dropped him. Felix Trinidad had a wicked left tug. But the ref caught him was the one the ref caught the guy before he hit the ground. Yep.

Yeah, we saw a couple great fights in Vegas. I don't remember who else we saw fight there, but I remember we saw a couple good fights there. Boxing live is weird like you know, I'm used to it at the UFC because I'm the voice of it. Yeah. But it's weird when you're sitting there and you don't hear any commentary. Yes. Watching guys just fucking get the shit kicked out of each other. Yeah. You've seen it's just the sounds of it. You sweat the blood. Yeah, the impact sounds and the hose of the audience. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Right.

Yeah, you know Joe Peshie almost got beat up by the bouncer at the Lafax. Oh, you know that story.

Well, this was a different story then because I was talking about Ken. Big can the rapper?

Yeah. To say no moving by the fucker. Oh, he was a big man. Yeah. You remember Ken, right? Yeah. Yeah. Ken was a big fucking dude. Yeah. He's a football player and a rapper. And apparently something happened in Joe Peshigart. He tried to go crazy with him. We yelled at him. Yeah. And Ken was like, This fucking movie bitch. They got fired. Can't get fired. Did he get fired for that? Yeah. Really? Oh, wow. That's sad. That makes me sad. Jerry Masada. You'll have to come on the party. But the only business body. I want you to come on the party. What am I gonna do by the body? That guy's cream. He's cream at this guy's fucking movie star.

He's a crazy story. Janie Masada, the owner of the laugh actor, was in dishwasher at the comedy store. Yeah. He decided to pool together some money and start his own fucking business.

Four weeks ago. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it's a perfect podcast few as perfect.

He's got to do it!

Tony Rock. Tony Rock, powerful Tony Rock. He's funny, man. Tony's good, yeah. It's very funny. I remember I saw him years ago, and I saw him like recently like... Maybe six months ago or so. It's got so much better. He got really good. It's getting interesting to see that. I love watching people get good at anything. You know, whether it's jujitsu or comedy or I love watching people get good at pool. I just love watching people figure shit out. I love knowing that that whole process of figuring shit out is possible. I love people when they're fucking life is falling apart and they pull it together. Yeah. I love that shit. I love it. It's one of my favorite things in life. I got down Rocky movie.

For real? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we talked about the whole Zanx thing. Can I try marijuana dominant? I think I do. I think you do. I don't like smoke though. I think you well, you don't have to. You can eat it. Joey Diaz style.

You got to do legit. Yeah, you got to drive. And then you should do it legit. Get a license. Yeah. You could get a marijuana prescription for. I always wanted to take a couple of hits. Very small moments. Well, it's good for your guacamole. Maybe next time you do the podcast, we'll plan it out. So I'm driving, you know, to worry about driving anywhere. and we'll bake you out on air okay when you think good suppose I get paranoid well that's very likely that's very likely but how much does it take to get you high just a little bit yeah this is a really strong weed you know they keep talking about that in the news and we've talked about this on the podcast before there's the numbers of You know, the T-T-H-C is so high that this is not your father's marijuana. It's totally true. It's fucking really strong weed now, but it's still not gonna hurt you. It's not gonna kill you. How long's it take to wear that dangerous? It just freaks you out. You could take hours depending on your body.

Yeah, if I don't like it. Well, it could be an issue. Stan hope that he doesn't like it. Stan hope hates weed. Really? Sound like alcohol. I like anything down.

Oh my god, really.

But it's so scary. The whole story is so scary because they protected him. Yeah, they protected that guy, you know, when when people freaked out when everybody went out of god damn rampage because Joe paternal got fired, I wonder what information they had, you know, I mean, oh Joe, when you just go to the cops? Oh, yeah.

I don't understand what happened. I don't understand what happened.

If I see somebody hurting a kid, man, how do you not beat him to death right there on the spot? Yeah, you know, that's got to be an instinct, too. You might want you to want to beat him to death. That guy's raping a boy. Oh, the whole thing is just so creepy. If it really happened the way they're saying it happened, I mean, I'm assuming at this point in time that he's guilty.

Yeah, you're right. No, they didn't come from the same. I'm not. I would certainly not argue with him, but I just, you know, for the sake of being fair, the whole thing is fucking horrifying. It's so terrifying. It's so terrifying that they had this monster and protected. If that's really the case. Yeah. That's so scary to me. It is. Well, it's Catholic Church type stuff. How old could they not know? I mean, how could they not know? The Catholic Church type of son for his fucking horrifying dog.

It's amazing when you find out how many of them.

Well not always it not work like it's who signing up for that. It's not like you go to a different heaven than me. All I have to do is be a good guy and follow God's word and I go to heaven too. Right. And you don't get pussy. I get to fuck my wife and you don't get that's ridiculous. Yeah. That's that's no natural person. No. So I mean, you sound wrong with you. It's bad for your prostate. Not to come. It is. You can get prostate cancer. Yeah. It's terrible. And not only is it terrible, it's like, how, how could an organization exist that has this many people that fuck kids? Could you imagine if they just started up tomorrow? The Catholic Church started up tomorrow and all of a sudden, you know, like there was no Catholic Church and then all of a sudden they said, listen, we just found this new religion. It's, we're really sure this is what Jesus really meant and they just started fucking kids. 20% of us fuck kids. Rig right away people would stop it. There would go with the fuck are you doing you can't you can't do this.

Well, that was ratting her the guy who's the Pope right now. He was in charge of that shit.

It's a mystery. It's a mystery. I wish people are fucking smart. Yeah. That's smart. They are smart. They're smart. It's fuck. I love doing stand-up up there. They're, they're rowdy, smart people. And then they're not buying your bullshit. You can only fuck their kids for so long. The rest of the world has to catch up. That's right. Ireland's figured it out. Yeah, I can't fuck our kids at all.

He got a friend.

I'm free sandwich, but it was really really cool of them. What is cool when you go to a place and yeah, you develop like friends that you see like once a year. Oh, yeah. It is nice.

I've never heard that. Throw that shit up. Hurling.

I've never met people less understandable that were speaking English than Northern Ireland.

Oh my god, look at this fucking game. What are they doing? This is called hurling, huh?

So they're why they must hit the fuck out of each other with those. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Oh, this is crazy. They're smashing them any of each other 3,000 years of sporting heritage. What a crazy ass game. They're beating the fuck out of each other with these sticks. Oh my god. Oh, and they've run right into each other full clip.

Oh, this is this is the craziest game ever. I did not know the success did. Yeah. How can I be alive for this long? Oh, there's no rules. This guy just grabbed the ball through it up in the air and then hit it. You say no rules. No rules. No rules. Yeah. These guys are animals. This episode is brought to you by Vivo barefoot. Let me tell you something you might not know. Ever wondered why your feet are shoe-shaped and not foot-shaped? All that fancy underfoot technology and conventional shoes is actually making our feet weak and shoe-shaped, which ultimately restricts natural foot function and can cause all sorts of injuries in your knees, hips, back, which all funds an orthotics industry worth over $3.5 billion to question is, how do we break the cycle? The most advanced technology ever to be put in a shoe is the human foot. It's a biomechanical masterpiece. Meet Vivo Barefoot. They don't make shoes. They make footwear that lets your feet be feet. Naturally, studies show that wearing Vivo Barefoot improves balance and increases foot strength by 60% within six months from wearing them. Unleash your natural potential for the ground up, go to www.vivoberafoot.com-jo-rogan to learn more and get 20% off your first Vivo's with the code JR20. This episode is brought to you by Moan. Homes are a big investment. You want to protect them from fires, break-ins, and especially water. Water damage is a lot more frequent. And something is small as a leaky pipe can lead to big problems down the road. And it can also be hard to detect. since you know most pipes are hidden behind a wall. That's why you guys need the mowing smart water monitor and shut off. It's a device that can automatically shut down your home's water when a leak is detected and it also works 24-7 monitoring and tracking your home even when you're not there. It'll alert you through the app at the first sign of a leak, providing ultimate peace of mind and security. Learn more and buy the Mowing Smart Water Monitor and shut off at mowing.com slash flow. And right now, use the code Rogan to get 5% off free shipping and a free leak detector. That's code rogan at m-o-e-n dot com slash f-l-o. Automatic shutoff in real time alert capabilities will operate when the device is configured with the proper settings.

Yeah last time you were here you were talking about you were getting in you it. What you said you were looking like an in you it.

I think I'm for my act powerful down my rara. What are you just in Atlanta?

They take it's available for that. How do people get those tickets?

Yeah, that might fuck up the whole trial. They might get he might get off. He can't really joke around.

So he's the prosecutor. Yeah, he's the prosecutor. I send him all my positive energy. Get that motherfucker. He's a get him. He's a genius, man. It's amazing that a guy like Sendozki stole life, you know, with all the negative shit that guy's done How is his body still holding up? How is it still alive?

It's so sick and gross This is so few things in life that disturb people more than someone taking advantage of children. Because they know that the whole future is that kid's future is fucked. You're poising that kid's mind.

Of course, because a lot of people are trying, a lot of people are torturing them, yeah. As children.

They're getting a kill him. If he goes in a general population, they'll beat him to death. Well, he's 69 now, right? Yeah. And then they put it with, they put him in a solitary isolation. I mean, it seems like they're just going to convict him. I mean, it just, it seems like the evidence is pretty overwhelming.

This one seems so crazy, though. It almost requires a second case. It requires him to be guilty. And then you to go back to the whole school and everyone involved. How the fuck didn't you see this? Well, that's going to come down.

Most paternal's dad, right? Didn't he die? Yeah, he died.

I mean, what a terrible position to ban.

It just shows you, they're saying a fucking movie. They're saying a movie. This world is strange. It operates, it's fucking strange.

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That's a great advice if you don't want any mathematicians for the rest of the history.

Is it possible to teach really complex things and just make it fun?

Yeah.

Right. What is hard to grasp the whole organic spaceship thing? Oh, yeah. That we're all floating down here. We were looking for land, looking for property dom, looking to settle down, put a house down. There's nothing permanent stupid. The whole earth is a convertible. It's flying through the universe.

Yeah, and it happens. That's the whole theory about the moon's creation. The most recent theory is that there was Earth 1 and Earth 1 was like a fiery fucking ball of flame or whatever the fuck it was different. I don't know what about it was different than Earth 2, but it got hit by another planet. and I created the moon and it changed the whole orbit of earth and changed the atmosphere and that's the reason why everything exists today. I mean the reason why we're able to sustain life because our temperature is remarkably consistent because of the fact that we have a moon.

Yeah, that's part of it. Part of it is the moon. The moon keeps our orbit really steady. Somehow I know they're like, it's gravity interaction. I don't understand it. I don't understand gravity. I mean, we're supposed to understand what makes things float in space and what makes things stick to those things.

The gravity is a crazy thing to wrap your head around that there's stuff floating when you get outside of the gravity of the earth. So you pass a certain distance from the earth where no longer pulls on you, you can float. Yeah. Like the earth has not that far. It's not that far. So a few hundred miles, right? I mean, I mean, 30 miles or something. Yeah. I think it's like, yeah. Just as soon as you get out of the earth. How many miles is it? How many things up? 300 miles is like space shuttle. That's like, um, that's where the space shuttle is. Yeah, they go to like 250 300 miles. They go like somewhere around. Oh man, it's crazy. And then they, you know, obviously, that's where the space station is. You can float around up there. But I don't know like a what height you can start floating. What height did you come crashing to your death and what height can you just float around? That's because it's that's a real fine line man.

Buzz Aldrin Buzz Aldrin.

I think it's very possible that people went to the moon. It's also very possible they picked the whole thing.

They did a good job. They got us all excited. People think I'm retarded for thinking this and they're right. I am retarded. It's, you know, retarded and else special. Thank you. Like, like, what is your name? It's best shows. Who is that song? I got a half song. Oh yeah. The fuck. The pretenders. Oh no, no, not the pretenders.

Was Tom Petty's band? The heartbreakers. One, I think he was the pretenders.

Tom Petty's a part of my life. I remember when I was a kid. I was about 13 years old and this girl was telling me how cute she thought Tom Petty was. And I never forget that. So I was like Tom Petty is Chrissy Hines. Chrissy Hines, thank you. And I was like Tom Petty is such a bad motherfucker that this girl's they think he's cute well because he's like cute ugly because he's talented. That's so talented.

Well, there's a few dudes out there that will marry you know famous famous monsters. There's a few girls that'll do that. They'll pick up like good-looking guy. It's kind of lost. That happens. That does happen. You get him, Bo. This girl's a powerful women that have him, Bo's. I've seen that shit. But it's not in its common. No, not in him, close. Not even close. The women will genuinely legitimately be attracted to some really successful gross guys. Thank you. I appreciate the government. Well, I was chatting up, Tom. I know you had something to say about the subject. It's a weird thing. I think I were a man to be a woman of much, much, much more difficult.

Oh, I was out of fucking, I was out of, I don't even want to say where it was. I ran into, a woman that was very hot in like the 1970s and now she's uh you know now she's get along in her in her age and she's got all this plastic surgery and shit and it was it was so weird to see so famous press and I want to say her name that genre I want to say it. No, wasn't John.

Like a space cat. This looks like an alien. That's scary. It's weird. Egyptian. Yeah. And I wonder if what she's doing if that's permanent. Can you like, no, it's permanent. Yeah. It's permanent. You can't like relax and stop, stop doing what you're doing. It makes your face like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, scary. That's that Botox. Yeah. Could be Botox. You're shooting a poison in your face.

I think you just got to deal with the fact that you're getting older bitch.

That's true talent shines. Did you feel the halt the show can't do when he made that confident? He swings a lot of pitches and I'm trying to get him to calm down to play that was my 3 p.m.

All right. Another 10. 10. 15. That's why you did it. Really planned it out. Yep.

I sort of like a suicide bomber for podcast. You see the difference is your podcast available on iTunes? I think it is. And what is it under laughing?

We should figure out how these people can find this time. How did they find this?

Yeah. Well, you're one of the great comedians of our era. And you're out here with a barely functional website. And a very little Twitter presence. I know. Do you use a Twitter now? I see you have it.

Oh, that's great. There you go. Beautiful. You can't do it yourself. You've given up on the fact that you have doing it yourself.

Bill Murray does sports shit all the time. Does he? And people get mad at him. Oh, when on fall, you should do one more sports quote. Fuck, he really fucking gets roll mad at you. Yeah. You should do his show. He's fun. I would love to. He just did mine. He's terrific. Yeah. He's done this podcast. He's done the Icehouse Chronicles one. That's you got to do that sometimes on that is the most fun the what he done ice house product is did you don't I don't know oh you did it when I wasn't here Yeah, yeah, you did it when I wasn't here Yeah, what everybody's hanging around I love that. There's so much fun. Yeah, we're not this Friday coming up, but next Friday. Are you around Brian? I don't know.

Let's set one up for the tournament.

How are full Dom Barris? We'll set one up for the 29th. Next Friday. All right. So, all right, sex affairs. Making it happen. I like that hat, but Dom, if you're ever around a weekend, you gotta come and join us. Oh, definitely one of these ice out shells. I love that stuff. I love hanging out of the clouds. The crowds are fucking amazing. The crowds are, it's all podcast fans now.

Yeah, it was sold out to and it is so fun. The crowds are amazing.

We're super lucky. You know, I don't know. We pulled it off somehow or another, but it's it's by It's by, uh, it's by what those guys in Ireland were saying. It's by just telling people, you know, what's helped you, telling people what you're, what you're really into. Stop pretending. Everybody tell the goddamn truth.

Well, that's awesome. Well, if anything we could do to, you know, to make this world a little bit better place is help the young man, help the young man that are coming up and giving some sort of fucking perspective that's different. And the one that they're getting every day either at work or at school or in the media, getting this perspective that you have to be some asshole doesn't exist. Yeah. Some guy who doesn't exist, you have to fucking, you know, you have to, But abide by their silly laws of political correctness he can't tell the truth he can't he can't be honest about what you like You know, so it's a fucking terrible place where people have to live in and just this shitty state of despair all the time I like to watch too women sometimes I get a little lazy.

Well, like a video. Well, it doesn't really do it for me. No? No. I mean, I guess if they were right there in real life, I feel like, wow, it's good to watch. I've only seen it once in real life. Well, I've seen a couple of times, but once that was like a video where they were actually making a video, and it was like one of the most sexless things I've ever seen. Oh, you saw them filming it. Yeah, it was real weird. They were doing one of the dudes who was a writer for news radio was a porno writer. I think you're gonna score he dated a bunch of girls that were in the business and it was this is a long time ago. It's like we're talking about like 90 Four I guess somewhere on then and he broke up with this girl because They were out at dinner and this is when reality set into them They were out at dinner and and she was like just like really tired She wasn't anyways like what's matter is that I say something? She's like oh no, it's just how did you ain't know with this guy all day and it's just God She's okay, hate that and all you can think of is like can't wait till Friday How does that even fit in right to the world that I'm living in how is it that the woman I love is taking? Taking dick in her ass all day at work.

Left a permanent mark.

Holy shit.

So this dude took me to a set and these girls were doing it. It was Jill Kelly and Janine. Sadly to say I you know both of them they're both beautiful Janine is really yeah, and this was back in the day She only had I don't know she had any tattoos. Maybe she had a couple, but now she's like fully-sleeved and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's weird But and they were just two girls like eating each other out. I was like this was just so strange. It just feels like we have the music in the home The whole thing will watch in the cameras, you know, circle them and seeing the lights in the guy with the boom mic, and I was like, this is so odd. It's just seems so strange. Is anybody got the gum? It was just real, it was almost like clinical. Yeah, of course it didn't seem like you know like if these are two girls and they were just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden one girl just started eating a girl's ass he'd be like whoa what the fuck like you'd be nervous right right like what is happening here? This is crazy But to watch it like to go and like it's sort of orchestrated and action Okay, you know, I want two fingers now. Okay. Yeah, let's spit on it

Imagine if there was so as many like really openly bisexual men as they were openly bisexual girls. It's different. Well, it's different because it's bullshit because a lot of them aren't really bisexual. Some of them are for sure. But there's a lot of women. I'm saying they're fake and done. They're not an act for us. No. See? Don't break my fan. And there's no stigma attached to it, no social stigma. You know? Some girls genuinely like girls, of course. But there's a lot of fake lesbians out there.

Well, I'm not talking about girls that are like in the hardcore sex either. I'm talking about girls like making out with girls and bars and shit like that. Well, they don't actually do anything. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of that going on with it doing it for tension.

Like you said that you'll raise your eyebrow. No, I can't. No, rings. That's hilarious. Wow. Let's be in until I've heard gay for the stay for guys that go into the prison. Oh, really? Yeah, I never heard that. No. They go gay while they're in prison only. Just gay for the stay. Yeah. You never heard that, Brian? No. Well, you don't watch enough Mexican gay movies.

Settle down. I don't think there are that exists. Does it? Yes. Yeah, you know because you're watching. Oh, it's a trick you. I drew you into my less than obvious. Well, you're the AK. I got you with a gay trap. You fell on some gay spears. Dominic Guerrera.

Always a pleasure my friend. We gotta do this more often. Definitely. We're back to playing pool like at least once a month it seems like.

Beautiful. What are you? What are you doing this week? What are you going on this week?

What do you do?

Oh, I see, I see, and then they hire comedians to come and perform with their convention. Oh, I didn't even know that this chalkies have conventions like that.

That's one one place. That's legit like celebration and gathering of comedians. But after a while I stopped doing it because it was like it would kind of cost you money. You know, like if I spend like a week and a half in a place, I can't spend that much time away. You got it.

Wow, I like working for the UFC, too. You know, I don't. I think I think you have to do more than one thing in life. Yeah, I'm not happy when I'm doing like only one thing.

Who's doing it?

Spencer Pratt as Jason.

What is it? What's the the premise is it like his later life? I think it's later oxen.

Yeah, it looks like it's there's a guy named Joe balloon. Yeah, it ever worked Say it like that. Well, I mean, I'm a force. Balloni. Yeah. Balloni. Yeah. Balloni. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a city. I know that Italy has a city, but that city can go fuck itself. That's a baloney. Hey, they get it. Who's William Forsyth?

Joe Montana. Oh, Joe Montana. The, uh, the, uh, he's good at famous actor. He's a great actor. Paul Servino's in it. Oh, this is like a legit cast. Natasha Hendrix. Well, he's the chick from species. He wasn't legit when I was just in it. Yeah, it wasn't. No, it took away credibility. I had a Penelpie and Miller. Okay, that's a that is a very legit cast. There's a lot of people. I'm trying to smile. I listed. Is this a down my rare in there? kind of bullshit. I think it does. That would be good.

They don't want to desk what boycott. You'll be listed. Oh man. Tom Arara. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. What's my Tommy voice? Yeah. You're so listed.

Tom, you were on pound puppies. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.

Hey, Joe, you got to make a living, all right. That looks like it's designed to rob children of their brain cells. It sucks your brain out.

If you could be like a voice this, symptoms like Harry Sheer. Oh yeah. I mean Harry Sheer is rolling.

He's been doing that forever.

Yeah, it was the most, yeah, it was on the most. I love that guy. Yeah, John Katz. Here's a hilarious comic.

That's hey Arnold.

You like doing like little kid shows and cartoon toys stuff. It's fun.

Yeah, I got to read a kid. Great.

You called it eight of nine year old a fucking idiot.

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Wow, so what? I like Facebook. What do you hate Facebook? Facebook's land now. Don't be rude. Don't be mean. It's all about Facebook's land. Yeah. This was life. I don't know. This motherfucker in Facebook. There's nothing wrong with Facebook's. Facebook's boy. Don't be a hater. My space isn't even boring. How about that? Brian, you're good kid, get it together. So you haven't felt the late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late late Love ya. Thanks to the flesh light. Go to Joe Rogan.net, click on the link, enter in the code name, Rogan, save Joe, sell 10% thanks to 15% God. Oh, did I say 10? Yeah. No, 10 is the next one. I should do these in order. Or it should be 15. It should be 15. God damn it. We'll get on that. Oh, we'll get on it. That's a lot of different people every week. Just a raise it five dollars. I think flesh like it's only good once. Just raise it five times like some pervert trying to save 15% off every week jacking off in the fake pussy. The end that's the end. It shows over on it dot com code name Rogan 10% off there get some kettlebell son stack on some fucking meat son Get yourself some some farmer strength. All right, you dirty bitches. We'll see you next week. We got a lot of people next week. I got uh, which still trying to get in touch with Josh Barnett, but we got Georgia O'Sucalo's next week, Jim Norton next week. And Jim Norton? Yes, powerful Jim Norton on the 27th. And then on Friday, we got Adam Scorgy, who is the writer, director producer of the movie The Union, the cannabis documentary. But I was in many years back. All that you boy, see you dirty bitches next week. Big kiss, love y'all. This episode is brought to you by Dr. Squatch. I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you want to be more confident, you have to start taking care of yourself. And a great way to do that is use Dr. Squatch, especially with their new private hygiene products. They were designed to help you look and feel fresh all over. like the growing guardian trimmer. It's perfect for grooming above and below the waist and the ball barrier dry lotion helps manage sweat and chafing while beast wipes keep you clean front to back. It's the care your body deserves. Try them today, whether you're new to Dr. Squatch or you use it every day, get 15% off your order by going to Dr. Squatch.com slash JRE15 or use the code JRE15 at checkout.