Transcript for #300 - Joey Diaz

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Yeah, the podcast was delayed by a solid 20 seconds because I was scrambled and tried to figure out how to fix that shit. Joe we co-co-dears will be joining me and our pal Douglas Dan Hope who will also be on the podcast this Saturday afternoon And Joey Cocoa Diaz will be joining me and...duxtapap and honey, honey band Friday at the end of the world. Basically sold out. There's like single tickets left that are scattered around the room. People coming in from all of the world were very excited. And we're hoping that if we have a good show, the world won't actually end. Yeah. I think we can keep it together. I think we can keep this simulation together, Joe Diaz.

There's something that we were talking about before the show. where there's a page that shows all the various, I retweeted it. It shows all these school shootings and what drugs the young kids were on. Whether it was 14-year-olds on Prozac, whether it's Paxil, Zoloft, I mean, it's incredible. If you look at the history of school shootings, from, you know, I mean, it goes all the way back to 1992. Kids that were on drugs that were in the 1990s that were putting people on different meds and some of these kids wanted being school shooters. Does that mean the kid wasn't already fucked up and wasn't already really troubled to begin with and maybe the fucking drugs kept him from doing something even more horrible earlier. I don't know. You've got to look at this. This thing is crazy. It's like 2008 school shooting. Paxle withdrawal. Prozac withdrawal, rather. 2008. Prozac and Paxle. Zoloft. Zoloft. Medford depression. Medford depression with withdrawal. Anti-depressant. Zoloft. Anti-depressant. Anti-depressant. And this is like a each school shooting. Each one of these kids is on one of these fucking things. SSRIs, meds for depression, antidepressant. I mean, I'm reading off like virtually every school shooting. I mean, this is a fucking crazy situation. If every one of those shooters is on psych meds, does that mean that the psych meds are causing it? No, no, that doesn't mean that. But what it does mean is that you're dealing with some very fucked up people, which we know by the results. But that connection should at least be investigated that needs to be we need to understand what the fuck is going on even if it's only a small percentage of the population who have these psychotic episodes how many people have like very similar thoughts and don't act how many people have like extreme feelings of detachment and don't report it what

No, this one is just all of the different school shootings that were connected to kids on drugs. All right, let's go with that though. That's a really good point.

Yeah, well, I don't think so. They would have to be truly shootings. There's so many in the pros act ones. It's like, come on, how many have they been? There's so many in the anti-depressant, what school shootings from kids not on anti-depressants.

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Well, if you're in Arizona and you see a gentleman with a fanny bag with a fanny pack. This is a gun in that. Oh my god. But especially if he's got like his shirt tucked into his pants.

So do you think that it's possible? Like you've been in altered states of consciousness where you went on benders and you weren't in the right frame of mind. Could you imagine that some of these people could be on something that really sort of disconnect them with the normal everyday feelings that we all have? I mean, we don't understand what the real developmental effects of a lot of these things are. We have vague ideas whether or not it's quote unquote helping people. But there's not a lot known about the long-term effects of raising young people on these types of medications. There hasn't been hundreds of years of research done on it. You know, there hasn't been a lot of anecdotal evidence that's been studied and carefully reviewed. There's a lot of people pushing shit on kids just to calm them the fuck down. And they're not exactly sure what the repercussions are going to be when that guy turns 25.

I got super lucky, man. I could have gone down some really bad roads, but I found martial arts at a really early age. So when I, by the time I was 15, I was completely obsessed with martial arts. That's all I did with my time. And I watched all these kids around me, like thrashing around and trying to find their place in the world and not having anything that tests them or defines them. And I realized very early on that it was really lucky to find the martial arts. And even though martial arts consumed me, The point where I paid very little attention to schoolwork, I didn't give a fuck about schoolwork, dude. I didn't give a fuck. I was, I had nightmares that I was gonna fail and have to go back because in my nightmares I was trying to figure out whether I could get back at all, whether I just tell them to go fuck themselves. I thought about telling them to go fuck themselves when I was 16 because I heard that you can quit school when you were 16. I'm like, what am I getting out of this that I can't get out of books? This is not, I guess socially I'm getting something out of it. I was trying to analyze it myself. But I barely paid attention. All I gave a fuck was training. That's all I cared about. I quit. Did you quit? What year was it? My senior year. You just said fucker.

Yeah, if you can get into a community college and show good grades, and then you can get into a better college.

I did too. Well, I went to college. The whole reason I went to college was so that people didn't think I was a loser. It's a whole reason. 100%. So that I could say, I'm going to college. I had no business there. Because again, I was like, That was when I was 18 and I always think of the most competing. That's all I was doing. I was obsessed. I was not good at doing a bunch of different things. If I had a girlfriend, one of my problems was my first girlfriend in high school, my first started banging. I cease and resisted all of their activities. I mean, you'll do everything. Yeah. Yeah, but nothing I didn't do anything else. I was obsessed and hanging around with this crew.

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It's amazing that I never got this girl pregnant. We didn't use any birth control. We're just pulling out. I was like, you know, 15 or 16 or something like that and we fucked all day. We fucked every day. If there was some ovulation, we were fucking while she was ovulated.

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I love it. I put what is it about like asshole hair and all that stuff that's gross. What is it about that but it is?

Someone said that women started shaving their legs during World War II because that's when they, um, they were running out of pantyhose. Does that make any sense? Yeah. Kinda. That doesn't make any sense to me. When do women start shaving their legs? As soon as they realized that men would fuck them harder if they didn't have hair on their legs, right? Yeah.

You know, we're used to infections come from and one of the big one of the big reasons from asked to vagina. There's a little that and there's all that's actually even more dangerous because that's like a coli.

You didn't have like real problems. Like you can die. You can have like septic pussy and brought out from the inside. What I was gonna say is it's from other dudes shooting loads into the same hole. Really? Yep. Yeah, it's nature letting you know she's a skank Wow, it does happen with some girls for whatever reason It's like a warning sign that you know those those loads of battling to the death and there and as they're battling to the death and there she gets like some sort of a weird sort of a back to you know men can get men can get yeast infections also I know and I felt like because I was Googling it to see if I had one once

What do they do for you? They give you a shot? Because your body fighting off if you don't fight the mania?

Yeah, pussy ring. Yeah That's unprecedented. That's a dark dark girl.

Yeah, I know a lot about a ringworm because of Gigiitsu. If you're if you're getting ringworm, here's one thing you don't want to do. Don't use anti-bacterial soap. You gotta be real careful about that shit. When when you use anti-bacterial soap, it's okay if you're gonna like do operations on people and shit, but The issue with antibacterial soap is it kills all the good bacteria in your body too. So you put this is a company called defense soap and they make this soap that has all natural oils like tea tree oil, you collect this oil, all like natural oils that keep the bad shit from growing, but help the healthy shit. It's all like it promotes good flora, good skin flora.

That's a probiotic. That's another probiotic. There's a you can actually like sour crown and yet like certain types of sour crown. like for vegans for people don't want to eat animal products they can get a probiotics that way but you know they're just it's like what size animal you're not allowed to eat because at a certain point time you're eating some fucking living fungus you're eating some little some little microbes there that are running around I guess they can't cry since they can't cry you're allowed to eat them Like, well, you're allowed to eat ants if you're a vegan. Can you have like chocolate covered ants? Probably not. Probably not. Living thing. Hmm. Ants know microbes, yes. You're allowed to eat the microbes. You're gonna eat living things. If you're gonna have probiotics, you gotta eat something that's alive. It just can't complain. So you just fucking eat it.

Oh, no, you're thinking of Abercroid. No, no Urban Outfitters.

There's mellow. Sheave gay guys over the wall. Yeah, they're like hugging girls and they all have perfect hair and it's smell so bad like that place is we did you ever go to amacrom be in fact had to be ever rope you in so that's when having to be a daughter someone needs to go to amacrom be and it's like it's like going into the scunkhouse That's what it's like it's like you know are someone's got to clean up the scunk shit. I'll do it. All right. I'll do it like you're going into an area where you know you're going last certain amount of time Okay, if you go into the gap or whatever you're going to buy a pair of Levi's you can sit down in that store for an hour and read a book if you had to But you go into that amber crumbian fish that motherfuckers toxic gas. It's all stinky smells and it's a stinky smell It's not good.

Is that they're probably doing on purpose? I asked this girl was working there. I go, why do you keep spraying that stuff because they make us? They make us every like on the hour. You have to walk around and spray this shit. Whoever owns that store is more wrong.

So where do you go? You have to pass the story. You're fit shirts. You're special. You don't watch that. You don't watch that.

Oh really? That's interesting. I think this is a lot of big people and people tend to see it.

I'll tell you why, when you go to Texas and you fucking sit down and they serve you a 24-hour steak. You know, I got damn it. Fuck it. I'm in Texas. Let's just do this. It seems like what you're supposed to be doing there and you're looking over and then dude next to you with his giant bell buckle and cowboy hat he gives you the knot as he's cutting into the meat.

Oh, yeah. But the fucking guy.

Yeah, that was that place. That place was very much like that.

Well, that one crazy flood. There's one of the girls who was a waitress at the last stop sent me a photo of where that old hotel we used to stay at used to do. Yeah, yeah. Was that Parkway, the Allen Parkway? Allen Parkway. Is that what it is? Yeah, the Allen Parkway. The Allen Park in it was so flooded. it was like the the entire like highway was an ocean and was like a big river it was crazy like I don't know how it happened how we got so flooded know what the fuck happens that a city can get that flooded but that place was gone that place was a staple For like stand up comics and crazy stories on the road. I have this crack and do just insisting that I knew I knew where Eddie was. This is like pretty Eddie Bravo, you know, like I was there and I'm walking around and the guy goes, come on man, you know where Eddie is? Where's Eddie? And I was like, dude, I do not know Eddie. Come on, man. We're Eddie. We're Eddie, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Like crazy and shaking and shitting. Just, just dude, how to find this guy. And they was just walking around knocking on doors, like trying to find the guy who sells the crack.

I'll tell you what, though. Here's another thing about that place. If you went down to Alempark in and a girl was willing to go back there with you.

Don't worry about him. This door is an inch thick of solid cardboard. There's no way he's going to get to us while we're naked.

And we were ready for the first Rogan-Board Circle jerk. Yeah. And they all put, they came out and put those cheese, those Greek pizzas down.

What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? Yeah. What's that flame in the cheese? with the malachas juice yeah they had those uh... dolomites it's not dolomites that's the f***ing that's the pamp dolomites the pamp what are those things though the the leaves the grape leaves oh you stop grape leaves it's all it was the best of the scottles ever

What, what, where's you out more than doing two shows? Is there anything where you out? Like when you have to do two headline shows? Have you been doing that lately?

What are you doing in an hour? You doing an hour each show?

Don't you feel like the more you do it, the better it gets, but the more out of your hands it is, it's like, oh, this fucking crazy thing's going to life, it's all this gets. Keep doing it. Keep doing it.

Keep getting up there.

It's the best job ever, man. It's the best job ever. For us, it's the best job ever.

There's an adventure to our job that is one of the things it's real exciting about it. Like a last trip to Austin. There's a lot of adventure to our job.

What's a tip, Joey? Here's a tip. Be able to run as soon as you get off stage. That's important. Have a nice exit strategy and start off strong. Start off strong. You have to start off strong, but you also have to be relaxed. If you stutter, they will attack. Yeah, they will go out silly and goofy they like that don't they'll they'll like that, but you also have to be smooth with your words you have to be well prepared they appreciate like for real black crowds are more likely to appreciate good showmanship and good someone is a really good entertainer, but they're also more critical

I have a friend, and I believe he's on the Adderall, and he's been acting very erratically. More and more, like, over the last, like, six, seven months. I don't see him that often. I see him, you know, every few months or so. He's starting to get a little bonkers. I'm talking about a friend. I'll tell you who it is when the shows over when we stop recording. We go outside and stand behind a car. I don't know which friend you're talking about. This episode is brought to you by Mizzon and Maine no matter where you're listening no matter what job you have The clothes you wear to work say a lot about you. And if you're wearing boring, stiff, uncomfortable dress shirts, well, now might be the time to ditch some of the dated boring styles in your workplace wardrobes. And that's exactly what Mizon and Main is for. When I wear my shirt, I feel like I'm not sacrificing comfort for style. There are performance fabric, dress shirts, feel just as good as they look, and you could put on a misdemean and dress for the job you have. You will see it hanging in your closet and genuinely get excited to put it on. And if you're still dry cleaning your dress shirts, you're living in the past. Welcome to 2024 where a Mizzon and Maine has the world's most comfortable machine washable dress shirts. Mizzon and Maine invented the performance fabric dress shirt 10 years ago, and they've practically perfected the thing. It's lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, wrinkle-resistant, and the most comfortable shirt on the market. Whatever you do, and wherever you wear it, know that you'll look and feel amazing. Shop now at masoninmain.com and save 20% when you spend $130 or more using the promo code Joe Rogan. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. How much do you think you're paying in subscriptions every month? The answer is probably more than you think. Over 74% of people have subscriptions they've forgotten about. Thanks to Rocket Money, I'm no longer wasting money on the ones that I forgot about. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions. Monitor your spending and helps lower your bills so that you can grow your savings. With Rocket Money, you have full control over your subscriptions and a clear view of your expenses. You can see all of your subscriptions in one place, and if you see something you don't want, Rocket Money can help you cancel it in a few taps. Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year, When using all the apps features, stop wasting money on things you don't use, cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash JRE. That's rocketmoney.com slash JRE. Rocketmoney.com slash JRE. up north we just saw him in uh no no that guy you're right yeah that guy is off it yeah that guy I'm that guy is a way smarter dude than dude I'm talking about okay the dude I'm talking about was much dumber and he's got a fucking problem so uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

But why do you think that cat is doing that around the first place? Because it makes you think I'm doing it now.

Maybe he's just trying to come up with a new hour. Dude, it's just going to go off.

Yes, the oxy-comans.

He's like, okay, if you're seeing what happens when he hits people, like, nothing. Right. He's like getting swatted by a four-year-old like he punched the Walmart guy in the face to got it in the flinch Got it and go down the guy didn't put his hands up target guy the target guy whatever it was he punched that guy in the face. It was like nothing you got the guy was like that was nothing like you didn't do anything to me.

This leads us for ranking it all day. I guarantee the sleep. And do you think that's what gives him that's why he's uh, so like, uh, like short tempered. Brian, you run. It's no flex in the back or any motherfucker. Fuck yeah.

I know it all night. He's just talking with his fucking girl. The guy's got his left hand up. Oh, just stolen him. It just kind of looks at his phone and he'd stole on him and then he backed up.

So do you think that's Coke?

Who was that really hot chick from Baywatch way back in the day? She had dark hair and she got arrested. We're with the crack pipe right here. She was talking about with Don Johnson. What did she look like? Like, duh. Crack is and she was so pretty. It was a baseball with me, I think.

Yeah, that was belief. She was so pretty and then also there was this picture of her. She was like the first like really famous chick to just absolutely fall apart in a drug photo. I mean, look at that. That's insane. That bitch had been up for a year. Look at her. She was at one point in time. Like she was stupid hot. Yeah, I wonder where she what she looked at.

Yeah, I'm sure she's right.

Yeah, that's what makes for interesting people. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Well, it's also, it's also, some people just get a bad role of the dice. We were talking about this yesterday that you could get a real bad role of the dice and be in a terrible family. You just, unfortunately, your mother's a junkie, your father's a murderer. It's a fucking lame man.

It would be really important for us, I think, as a society, to try to figure out what it took to turn a person into a school shooter.

I don't know. A lot of guns. There was more than one gun. Really? Yeah. And if you've stopped and think about the Columbine shootings, I mean, we know those kids were bullied, you know those kids were tortured. That's an important point too, because I think it's some people do not really understand how important is that their kids don't bully people. And they don't understand how devastating that could be on a young kid's psyche. Especially if the kids come in from an unstable house as it is. And then you're coming from a house where everything's in turmoil and people yelling at you and you're going to school and people are pushing around hitting you. It's like your life is hell. That is why people will commit suicide. You are creating their life can be a hell. It could be just the opposite. You can go to school and that same kid says, what's up, dude? What do you do when it gives you a big hug? Now you're happy. Something is creating that bully and it's not just human nature. There's some shit that's going on in that kid's life that he's trying to express and he's trying to express on other people. I saw when I was a kid a lot of people that would go around and pee people up and to a man. Every one of them got beat up at home. Every one of them. I had a friend, my friend Kenny. He used to love to get in fights. Kenny would just just walk up to someone and start a fight. Like, come on, bitch, let's go. And we got to be like, what? Like, put up your fucking hands. We're going right now. We got to book the fuck you talking about. He would just start swinging. He was crazy. You know why? Because he got the fuck beat out of him as a kid. I didn't have that. I did not get beat up as a kid. And I'm very fortunate for that. So like, when I see kids that lash out like that, a kids that want to beat people up, kids that have They have a different sort of an anger inside of them. They have an really irrational self-destructive sort of violence-inducing anger. A lot of that comes from being physically abused. Like it changes the wiring of a child's brain. It changes the way a child associates with the people that are the most loving and protecting of him as well. Your mother, the bull's jam? Nope. Nope, maybe a smack count. Look, my dad was a piece of shit, but one thing my dad was, he was fiercely protective of me. Fearsly like my cousin did something to me when I was a little kid my dad picked my cousin up by his hair I'll never forget it my cousin was like 12 or 13 and I was probably like five He picked him up by his hair and beat the shit out of him. But picked him in the air by his, I'll never forget the screaming that kid was making while he was getting lifted into the air by his hair. So I saw a lot of violence, but it didn't get turned on me yet. You know, my parents got divorced when I was five. So I never, I didn't, I didn't, you know, when they split up, I saw him be violent with my mother. I saw him be violent with a lot of other people. I saw him be violent with my cousin, like when I told you to pull this hair, but he never did anything to me. So I missed that part. I didn't get beat up. So because I didn't get beat up, my mom was a very, very sweet person. She was never violent in any way, shape or form. She never even yelled. She barely raised her voice. My mother was a very, very kind person, and still is. So I missed that that part. But I got to see it's work in a lot of friends. You know, you get to know, that's one of the things that's really weird about growing up. is you're growing up and you realize how many people come from fucked up families. How many people's families are fucked up? And it's like almost everybody. Almost everybody I knew had something going on. Either the dad was an alcoholic and they were trying to figure out how to knock into the drive or the mother fucking has a gambling problem and disappears at night and doesn't come home to the morning or there was always fucking something. There's always something. It's amazing. Our society works as well as it does. It's amazing where as together as we really are. If you really start to think about what a shit job people did in raising human beings.

Really?

He talked about quitting stand-up comedy. This is after all the shit.

That seems like a drug issue. Oh, it's either a drug issue or it's a mental health issue. But there's something, there was something disconnected there, right?

That's powerful, Dr. Redband. Next, Dr. Oprah. Fuck, Dr. Oz. Dr. Redband, can we knock you cards too, you fuck?

And the guy will do this pre-planed-out dance. Oh, my God.

It was a dude who used to work at governors in Long Island and he used to be involved in those shows and what they would do is they don't tell you to fake it. But what they do is they call you up and they say our show is looking for a guy who is having an affair with his brother's wife. He goes, that's crazy. I'm having a affair with my brother's wife. He doesn't even have a brother next to you know he's on camera so whatever it was that was the game They would call you up and say we're looking for a guy who spent his life in an Asian gang, but he's a white guy. You know, I spent my life in an Asian gang and I was a white guy and they'll just make up nonsense like a lot of those shows. It's a hundred percent nonsense They're just just entertaining, but you know what's crazy going back to that family thing you said like

But you know what the difference is? People that grow up with everything that have it from the get-go, there's a real issue with self-worth and there's also a real issue with a lack of character because they're spoiled. When you talk about spoiled kids, you want to send them camping, you know, take those spoiled kids and send them out to wilderness camp. Take those spoiled kids and make them work. If they knew what it was, people need to understand what struggles about. They need to understand what labor is about. They need to understand what effort is about. how you can get over something is difficult and it builds character. And if that never happens to you, you don't have any character. So while you're trying to make something happen for yourself, you know, you're trying to do it any way you can. And the way you've been getting by your whole life is probably bullshitting people, bullshitting your parents. You know, the people that work for your parents probably listen to you because you're rich and they let you slide and they don't develop the character. They never have an opportunity to actually develop character. So that's why they're not struggling and they're not being sneaky because they're desperate auto. They're being sneaky because they're weak. And that's just the instinct in man is to try to get out of work. The instinct in man is to try to do it. Yeah, I did it. Even if you didn't. You know, the instinct is not to man up and go listen. I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't do it. I fucked off. I went out with my friends. We got drunk and I forgot all about it and I woke up late. I'm so sorry. I don't want to tell you, but that's what happened. It's obviously a huge error. What am I going to do now? That's nobody wants to do that. So you bullshit. The car, totally wouldn't work. We called the police. We thought there was a bomb in it. You know, you'll just say all kinds of crazy shit to get out of work. And especially if you have a weak character.

Well, you know about the Michael Douglas' son, right?

Yeah, it's broke his leg and his fingers. They broke his femur. It's fucking hard to break someone's femur. I mean, you gotta hold the leg down and stop on it, you know? And this guy's fucked up. And his legs in a plate now, his fingers are jacked. It's because he somehow, another, it was revealed That when he got a shorter sentence. It was because he gave up a bunch of other drugs. Yes, his own lawyer fucked up or someone fucked some of fucked him. But he fucked himself that dude Yeah, he did some. It's Michael Douglas's son. I mean Michael Douglas has been famous for a long time. Do you remember when he's come to a college though? No, that's not the same son.

But was that what it was?

That's what they said. That's what I heard. Let me, I should go with that.

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Yeah. Whatever. I mean, I don't think you have to release it. So they might not. They might just be speculating. I don't think so. I was just alone would have to release why son died. That's got to be fucking devastated. That's devastated. Well, these guys like, you know, a guy like Stallone, first of all, he's not with the wife anymore. That kid.

He hasn't been forever. And then on top of that, he's probably doing these movies where he's in Thailand for six months and this place for six months, you know, he's doing Rambo and shit and flying over the place. It must be fucking really hard to also be a father.

I bet, oxies.

I think those thousand Oaks kids, first of all, that you were like way on the suburbs too, and all takes this one freak bitch to convert the whole fucking batch of them. All you need to do is have one kid that's down to do some age, down to do some age grow, and now some one Puerto Rican kid that's like a year older than everybody that's been held back.

That's disgusting. That's gross. It's gross and that's some like that's like some proven stupid shit for decades. It's not like something new like was heroin. It's not like, you know, like nobody's had problems with it yet. It's not like bath salts, you know what I mean? Like do you know what I mean? I mean bath salts are amazing. Nothing even happens. Just do a dude, don't worry about it. Some shit I sent, Stan hope. Stan hope didn't know about that. We had McAfee on the podcast and we were going over it and I told him about the whole basalt thing. He didn't know about that either. So then I went back and I said, I'll send you some links. You got to read some of this stuff. So I went back and read some of it myself. One of the things that Makafi said that he did like a whole like an interview for like one of these radar and linership like that about basalts, but how awesome basalts. Yeah, but basalts are the finest drug ever conceived. That's what he said.

Yeah, he's in California, probably. He confessed that he's a huge fan of MDPV, better known as Bass Alts, and worked for a year trying to purify psychoactive drugs from compounds commercially available over the internet. This is apparently, he says this is all bullshit now, but in course. this sir okay this is not an interview this is all based on uh... articles online that he uh... stuff that he wrote on that uh... drug for all okay all that yeah he's that's uh... it's hilarious and care anymore stand up at no idea though he didn't know that it was this the the whole stories as pananas you know what i lied there was pc people uh... oh yeah there was uh... there was uh... there was uh... that was uh... what i call phec crystal which is really pc big

I talked about my boxing coach. When I was at Boston, my boxing coach got his finger bitten off when he was on a PCB. It's somebody been his finger off and they took his toe off because his finger was gone. It's like from like from the first knuckle like the knuckle to the sack like the first stud this part right here was still there. The rest of it was missing. So what they did was they took his not his big toe but the second toe. They removed that toe. And they created a finger. They put the bones back in screwed in place. But you couldn't get it to work. So he had it permanently curved so that he could be able to throw his right hook. So like, you know, he didn't want to like have a finger like that where he couldn't box anymore. because that's the only option. The option was you could have it fully straight or you could have it permanently curved. So he took it permanently curved. Sorry, good for those. I wouldn't throw a bill, throw my right hook. Where am I going to do another right hook? I bet it's my shot. I got a fucking lift to the body. Are you stepping with the right hook? That's good night. I'm not taking away good night. So he kept the finger from there.

And so, uh... I was, I was teaching him, uh, the type window when he was teaching me boxing and he would be shuffled around with that fucking four-toed foot. Three toes and no, nothing, a big gaper, a big floppy gaper between, uh, these toes over here and the big toe. There was just one was missing and he was just trying to shuffle around and throw that fucking creepy hybrid right hook that was,

It was a thicker finger, you know?

Do you remember when weed was always government weed? It was always the government. I got the government weed. This shit.

Yeah, then you said like a name for, yeah, this is him. She's 17, man. There's only 10 people in the country and I have to get this. They get this from the government. Yeah, the government weed was like the best weed for the longest time. Like if you got to hold this from government weed, that was like some serious shit. Isn't that hilarious? That's how far weed is come, you know? There's a lot of goddamn weed snubs out there and they need to relax. Let it go. You know what else? People that want to tell them, you never had our weed. Please shut the fuck up. Just please. Please, there is no stronger weed anywhere now. It's a pretty, pretty much a saturation. The shit that we got at Austin, maybe that shit we got at Austin taxes? Oh my Jesus. Oh my Jesus. And you know what the strongest shit I've got all year from? Seattle. Seattle when they made it legal, they just took shit to the, the voodoo chicken and moot, you know, hooked me up and I was there. They gave me this joint that was like a fuckin' direct, remember those old school operators? You know, they would pick up the phone, operator, that was right to God, just went right to him. Just smoke that weed in, before I went on stage, I remember sitting in the back room, just feeling so vulnerable and so alive and in tune to everything. And me and Sam Tripoli, Sam Tripoli was baked out of his fucking mind.

Do you think that there's going to be any repercussions to these states making it legal? Obama said right now that they're not going to go on after people, but that doesn't mean anything. Because they said they weren't only going to go after people that violated both state and federal law when it came to marijuana. But I don't think that was necessarily the case. I think the DEA just went after people that their operation was too big. I think that was a lot of it.

I don't think the government needs funding.

I think if Colorado just went full, like fucking legal marijuana and took that money and taxed it heavily, look, if you're gonna allow people to say so weed. Why not charge 20% taxes? I think that's really reasonable. Yeah, 20% taxes on everything you sell. Let's just do that. Then that money goes straight to the schools, straight to the cops, straight to the teachers. I mean, that's beyond that.

Yeah. You go to supermarket. You buy a head of lettuce for like three bucks or whatever. You know, long it takes to grow fucking head of lettuce. It's amazing. You can get one for three dollars. You can get a nutritious piece of vegetable that's a long fucking time to grow and you get it for three bucks. That's what it would be like for weed because when you go up to Santa Barbara and you see those strawberry patches, but they just go on like auction art, they just go on and on and on. That would be weed. It will all be there. Then they'll have to have armed guards because high school kids be sneaking in and stealing a fucking weed. It's not going to be a problem.

People don't understand that you're gonna have if you if you made legal weed and you're gonna anytime you have people are smoking weed you're gonna have examples of people that are wasting their lives smoking weed. You're gonna have those examples. There's no doubt about it. You're gonna have kids that are lazy. They're just smoke weed and watch video games and they used to be good to students, but they're not anymore. But you're also gonna have a lot of other people. And this is what pisses me off the most. When you see all these news reports about weed and all these problems that people are having with weed, they don't talk about the positive benefits of it. just psychologically. We all know the difference between people that we hang out with that smoke weed and that don't smoke weed. There's a difference. And one of the differences is the people that don't smoke weed, there's a level of reality that they don't operate in. You don't go there with them. You don't have conversations with them in that level. You don't. There's a place of vulnerability and respect to the great awe of it all that they don't really possess. They have like a lens in front of them that they don't ever take out and like raw dog the universe. When you get really high, it's like you're raw dog in the universe. You're getting the whole experience in. and one big crazy frightening, what you call paranoia is reality. You should be fucking paranoid and that marijuana rush where it really sets all in and makes you really take in this experience and that freaky crazy highway. If you, if you're hanging out with people that don't smoke weed, they don't go there. They don't understand that talk. They don't get that come up.

Yeah. Yeah, there's some people that are in fucking serious pain.

Right. But the people that can't laugh at themselves are really a bit of an answer to hang out with. Yeah, anybody who can't laugh at themselves is annoying. That's those are the most annoying humans. You can't make fun of your own self at all. You don't you don't think what do you perfect kind of douche bag of you? What do you the Messiah the motherfucker if this you know what one of the funniest thing about Jesus, you know, we're talking about people that we know that are going crazy Jesus lately One of the funny things about Jesus is that if Jesus actually really did come back, nobody would fucking ever believe Him. Not a chance in hell. There's not a chance in hell. If that dude wearing sandals and robes and his beard, just like in the pictures, was walking down the street with holes in his hand and blood coming out of his hand, people would probably fucking arrest him. They either shoot him or arrest him or get him on anti-depressants.

They would say this is the devil. This is the devil trying to pretend he's Jesus.

I mean think about the shit that Jesus did he healed the circle I didn't hear blind people, didn't want them on the ones?

But we're all on performance enhancing supplements when it comes to comedy. We eat an alpha brain together. There's no doubt about it. That's got damn performance in it.

Yeah, that's like a comfortable level like not that the scary it's like skiing feeling when you're like skiing through the universe on an edible. Oh, can't stop

And that hollow echo feeling dark. That O-R man you want to talk about like a historic room as far as like comedy rooms that original room is like one of the most historic rooms like ever in the art form of comedy You know there's there was a weird feeling always just being on that stage just that was always like a like wow doesn't matter How many years did it stand up?

You know what I'm saying? It's just food. Well, this is one thing that you do get from places that have a lot of experience and that's like they have a weird vibe to them like the ice house. Like we were at the ice house the other day after it was closed. It was dark out and we're standing in the back. I was like, feel this room man. This room has got like a crazy vibration. It sounds like total like hippie bullshit. That sounds like nonsense. Like objects do not have memory. That's what Cara Santa Maria would tell you. There's no evidence that objects have memory. But there's a field that places have. Whether that's a self-imposed field, you've maybe created it in your own imagination. But when I stand in the back room of the ice house, I stand there. I just want to go wild. This is a crazy ass room, like Steve Martin, mother fucking performed here. You know what I mean? I mean, I watched George Lopez kill there in the 90s. When George Lopez was on fire, like the late 90s, before George Lopez had any TV shows. Maybe he had like a few things going on when he was just hitting it hard in the clubs every night. I watched him destroy in that ice house. He's got this like a sign up there when George Lopez was at his prime there where he sold out like fucking 15 shows and a row there or something crazy like that. And I, that place has seen some shit.

You know what's cool about that? when the lights were on with all the different people's names. Please, yeah. You know, you get to see Sam Kinnison and Neon.

The problem was though, when we were there all the time, we were doing comedy store comedy. And then when we would go somewhere else, we would bring comedy store comedy to them too. And there was a lot of places that could not handle it. Remember when you got fucking kicked out of Dublin?

We go and do a set of doubles and all of a sudden I hear yelling and one of Joey has got some chick in an ice house, like a freezer, like a giant like in room freezer and he's eating coke off her pussy.

Yeah, didn't he say something stupid like I almost fucking killed him? Yeah, they killed you.

But y'all use me y'all use that place there anymore. No, what are those fucks of this taco now? All right, is it a pink taco now is it a taco place in the hard rock and Vegas good place. They open the top

Yeah, there was a lot of you. Benito's is the best. It's Benito's good. Oh, Benito's is fantastic. It's 24 hours. Is that on Beverly? Is that where that is? We used to always go there after the improv, that place is sensational. That is legit. We're gonna get back to the beginning. Connie, I saw that on my friend. Oh, with extra hot sauce. Don't play games. Oh, get that. Connie, I saw that with all the real fresh chopped cilantro and onions in that motherfucker and They have pickled jalapenos there. Take your chances with those bitches. Yeah, and throw some hot sauce on that fucker. And by the way, it's packed with drugs. Packs with drugs. You'll always find somebody you know there.

I don't even remember what happened, but I got VD and I didn't even know until I gave it to Joey Diaz.

Did she be something like that they sell you? Have you made a critical error with your penis? There should be like something you could just slap on her kills 99.90

I think it's probably just alcohol, right? Is that what's killing every day? Yeah. So I think that number is the same, whether it's the last one.

Have you ever seen that stuff that you used to clean off the spray that used to clean off keyboard?

I read somewhere that someone was addicted to that spray.

I worked at a new port creamery, who's an ice cream place in Newton, Massachusetts. And I think I did whip its once, but it didn't really work with me. But the people that worked there, there was just one kid. I'll just say his last name because he knows friends. He knows people that I know now. His name's Charles. I don't know if he wants this information release. But Charles was working there as I was working there and he would tell somebody to watch the grill real quick and he would run in the back and he was cooking while I was doing dishes and he would run in the back grab a thing and do a whip it and then run back out to the grill.

You hit it.

I've seen that. I've turned on a thousand ice.

Well, we used to smoke bombs before we did the podcast, so the problem is you get too stony. You don't know what you're talking about. It's like, to do, if you're going to do bomb hits and then do a podcast, you're going to take an hour or two before you talk, because you're not going to really have your fucking sea legs on to you. As dense, but can't it would say, you're like, still rocking, but yeah, that's right over here. Um, they wouldn't, you can't, you know, bombs are too strong. vaporizers don't you find Don't you find vaporizers to be a different experience? It doesn't seem to be the same experience as just smoking.

Let me ask you this, Joe Diaz. If you were going to do anything with this room, what would you suggest being done here with this new studio?

We had a couple people here the other day. Dennis brought a positive looking. Russell Peters comes here. You're going to need that just for him. Yeah. Just for his ego. a lot of people are mad at Russell Peters because that uh... mixed master mike interview i thought he added a lot to it that a lot of DJ knowledge you know to talk to us a lot of shit about needles

You know what it is? It's just a bunch of mean cuts. Yeah. I mean, most people, why not just listen to it and just take it in. He was a goddamn three-hour conversation. Mike told a lot of shit about working with the BC boys. To a lot of shit about DJ and being in front of, he said he was in front of 400,000 fucking people.

MixmasterMic.com. I believe the eyes are all ones. I think it's one of those. He's he's a he's leaked. He remember that back in the video game days. He'd be leaked. Twitter.

And he's cool as fuck. He was awesome having him on the podcast. Even if Russell Peters did fuck up the interview. Russell, you didn't. He didn't. Russell's a sweetie. I don't know how anybody could not like Russell. You're bipolar today. No, I'm just playing. I'm just just jokes.

You know what I like? I like when a guy hits big like he does and becomes more generous. That's how he is.

They're totally sounds like something we do. Yeah, he's he's a perfect example of a guy who's got a lot of great things that are happening for him like if you see Russell was showing me pictures of us on his phone. He's doing like 15,000 seed arenas and he's doing him on a regular basis. And he's a perfect example of a guy who's just a fucking sweetheart of a guy and people go to see him. They have a great experience and they tell more people about him and then they come and see him more and then it's he's got swarms of people and it all happened by the way because they liked this stuff. This didn't happen because he was on some fucking crazy sitcom. It didn't happen because he was in a great movie. It happened because he had YouTube clips, people saw the YouTube clips and then this guy is awesome and then it all grew from there. He has one of the Russell Peters is one of the best international accessories ever. It really does. As far as like us, as far as like comics that have gone from just putting on a video and then making it huge in big places, Russell's the fucking man. And he's a sweetheart. I've hung out with that guy in Vegas so many times. He gave me this fucking watch. Give it to me. See this watch? This is like a really nice watch. It's a brightling and all I did is I said we were at a bar. You were there? Yeah, man.

Sorry. It said a leather band on it. I've been lived away to that watch. You should have kept it. The smell would have attracted like powerful females. Yeah, I've looked at his watch and I go, let's cool watch man. Just like that. I just go, that's a cool watch. And he goes, it's yours. And I go, get the fuck out of here man. He's like, take it, take it, grab my hand, stick it over my hand. It's ridiculous.

It would probably attract my watch would attract buck angel. How much do you want for the watch? That's the Jeremy. That's the last piece to my puzzle. If I put that watch on, I'll be fucking manly. I wonder like girls who become boys still stink like dudes do. You know, because dudes put out a certain fucking vermos. Stinky dudes put out like a certain odor that you don't get from stinky chicks. You know, like in here in the line at the airport, when you go into security, see a force to be like really close to people, and you get a whiff of a motherfucker. It's very rarely a girl. It's almost always a dude. There's almost a dude like, whoa, this motherfucker stinks that like heavy rotten underarm smell. Apparently I found the answer to our question earlier about underarms and what it was Women started shaving their legs and it was like the 1940s or like 1915 rather there was a campaign for women to shave their underarm hair because before 1915 women didn't shave their underarm hair they all went straight Madonna and There's a sustained they were brow beaten into this In 1915 apparently, I would like to find out what the campaigns looked like. But it was in Harper's Bazaar, a magazine aimed at the upper crust. The first ad featured a waist-up photograph of a young woman who appears to be dressed in a slip with a toga-like outfit covering one shoulder. Her arms are arched over her head revealing perfectly clear armpits. The first part of the ad read Summer dress and modern dancing combined to make necessary the removal of objectionable hair. So that's what it is. They just showed some women some unrealistic vision, much like we have seen in our lifetime with pussy, like we were talking about earlier. When I was a kid, a girl would pull her pants down and you got what you got. You got welcome to the jungle. You got fucking craziness. We didn't do anything with our pubes. They didn't do anything with theirs. And if a girl did shave her pussy, oh my god, it was like chaos. I had a girl that broke up with her boyfriend, okay? And then we got back together again, and we couldn't have sex. She goes, we can't have sex. I go, bye. She goes, we can't. I go, why? What's wrong? She goes, I shaped myself down there for him. She was embarrassed that her pussy hadn't grown back yet. Wow. So I was like, it's all right.

Come on. But I don't know the effects of this guy settle the fuck down. I can do too.

She was ashamed. She was ashamed that she shaved off her pussy hair for this guy. Isn't that hilarious? She couldn't just say, yes, my new thing, you know, fuck pussy hair. No, it was dirty. It was dirty for her. Like she had done a dirty dirty thing.

They would pull their underwear down then that girl would go immediately until all of her friends. That dirty bitch is shaving her pussy. Shut the fuck up. Let me a cigarette. I need a cigarette right now. I can't believe this. Oh my god, that whore. That whore is shaving that pussy. All these checks and bars to consider on smoke and cigarettes talk shit about if you should shave your pussy. They found out a fucking whore when I just put a science they come fuck me, huh? Anti-arm hair ads begin appearing in Middle Brow, McCalls in 1917. Women's razors and depillatories? What's depillatory? I guess that pulls it out from the roots, right? Those are those horrible ones. You ever seen those things? They look like fucking springs and they just wrap around your armpit hair and yank them out of the roots? Yeah. Yeah, fuck that. Well, that's gay. That's very gay. That's very, yeah. It's uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable, yeah.

So probably some mad backlash. That's a definitely.

Well, I think it's really important. I mean, if there's anything that any function that groups like anonymous serve, you know, that it's really important is not just like political and governmental stuff, but shit like this to keep companies on their toes. Like hackers, like just the threat of someone realizing that there's an imbalance in wanting to correct it. You know, that these really intelligent kids that are like, you know, Russian shit from all sorts of places where you can't get them through a hundred proxies, they will come down on you, man. They will come fuck you. And, you know, I think Instagram probably recognized that. I hope that's not what it was. I hope that they really was a misunderstanding in the first place. He never wanted here that a company is thinking about selling on your fucking picture.

But I think the real issue in this country is that you try to sell it.

I guess that's possible, but I think you also have to think of like okay, what is this service worth and why am I getting it for free? What am I giving them? I'm giving them a bunch of users. Well, a bunch of users ain't worth shit unless you can get something out of it. So what is it worth? Is it worth? That they put a little ad in the corner of your picture when people go to look at me like what is that where is the line that you draw because we're basically getting this free service who we get to upload these photos and one of the things that you and I know about from doing this podcast is that bandwidth costs a lot of fucking money if you're if you're like If you're, you know, a company like Instagram, they must be dealing in insane gigabytes to run their servers.

That's what it is. It's girls pretending to look different than they look.

The thing about Instagram, though, is it became a phone thing, whereas Flickery was like a computer thing? Right. Instagram became a way of people like to communicate like Twitter style. Twitter picture. Right. But I don't know why it became an entity on its own. Like, why didn't they just use Twippick? Yeah, I don't know. And you'd be built in Twitter. It's because of filters. I think it's just the um. Yeah, those tricky bitches. They want to look like magenta, huge. Yeah, and look like they're living in a dream.

Yeah, there's a bunch of them like that, right? They'll like connect with it. Yeah, it's probably better than Instagram, but I've got like 50,000 fucking people on my Instagram. That's the problem. At this point in time to like it, how many of those are not on my Twitter? Like, I can't abandon them.

Remember, every last time I have to use it. Yeah, came in and said that people have been in a maddie. You don't use your Instagram.

Yeah, but you know what's going on now? For whatever fucking reason, even though I've updated it, my iPhone does not want to connect with the fucking Instagram. My iPhone is not interested in sending pictures through Instagram because he's fucking smart.

We can't blame you to look at iPhone. He's good doing good. I got a new iPhone and it's like, fuck you, dude. Every time I try to send pictures through iPhone, I was trying to send Instagram photo because I took a photo of Brad Pitt with Chanel number five. Brad Pitt's got a fucking men's collone commercial look at it. I don't know. But I was trying to put on Twitter or on Instagram that if you buy this stinky shit, I hope nobody fucks you for the rest of your life. I was trying to put that out. I said, though, I'll be nice and witty on my way home for the airport.

Yeah, whatever you're thinking of he's not come on don't do I do them Don't do it Joey don't do it don't let them don't let them should go wake up

I'll tweet you guys this picture later after show.

I know this did it twice. Yeah, I did everything. I disconnected. I deleted Twitter. I deleted Instagram. I reinstalled both of them the won't work.

No, no. It's all right. Everything's right. It's just not won't reach server. We get logs on the Instagram won't reach server. Some some wacky bullshit. Are you in a Verizon hour? You know what it is. It understands that I like my Samsung Galaxy S3 a little bit better. My Samsung Galaxy S3 from Ting Mobile. I like it a little better. I like this wacky fucking phone. How about that? Huh?

You don't like your iPhone look? I like the Samsung Galaxy S3 better. I think that fucking big screen.

Are you like the Samsung Galaxy? You can't, they're both awesome. The Samsung Galaxy S3 is a Samsung Galaxy. I saw it.

You should see the actual time special. You know what else it does? You know what else the S3 does? I can take a burst of photos. You could jump up in the air and I'll take a burst of photos. It'll up and down. Takes like a ship.

Um, I think you can get it on Verizon. I know you can get it on Sprank. Because we have it on Ting, which is on Sprank. And I know you can get it on AT&T, too. It's fucking wicked. Those big screens are wicked. It's good. And like everything else, it doesn't. It's good enough. How much shit do you need? How many apps do you need? God damn it.

on the Android application. I listened to some Pablo Francis going the other day. What do you do with his Brad Pitt commercial? You're really playing a Brad Pitt commercial, you fuck?

I'd love to fuck, man.

Whoa, no, you didn't Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad. There's not enough money in the world for that Brad. Who's your fucking agent? You could have caught it off before you said Chanel number five. You would have been okay. You would have been okay as long as you didn't do it.

No, no, no. He has to end it and let someone else, like Morgan Freeman, say, you should nail number five. Someone else says the Chanel number five. Someone unrelated to that really corny fucking snitch.

That's a joke one. Meanwhile, by the way, less pretenses. You less pretentious than the Brad Pitt one. It was, wasn't it?

I would write a lot to the Brad Pitt one and let's examine this because this is one of the most preposterous commercials I've seen since the baby just for men commercial were the baby drugs and porcelain.

Unless they gave all that money to pregnant babies in Africa. Unless all 100% of that money went to the pregnant babies.

No, just that commercial. I just saw the picture of him with Chanel number five and I just was gonna tweet something silly about it. But I didn't know that there was a whole goddamn advertising campaign that has the most preposterous ads ever.

It's not stop. There's not enough pussy in the world. Give me the talk like that ever. I just want you know there's not enough money just none of that you couldn't you can stack it high enough. I'd be like stop it. I can't really got pussy.

Right? What? I know. Why did you write that down? Why did you even write that down? Me? The world? No. The guy wrote it. The world turns. And you turn with it. What?

You get any car you drive, didn't you hit the brakes? Like what the fucking rope is?

And it's not coming out of a struggling actor, okay? If you're a struggling actor and you know, and someone comes up to you and they give you a break and it's to do this crazy, corny Chanel number five commercial, that wasn't a struggling actor. That's a motherfucking multi-millionaire. We need to find out where that money went. It might go to pregnant babies. If it goes to pregnant, starving babies with AIDS, we'll let them slide.

You'd have to give him something like that, right? He's got damn Brad Pitt. He's got to get me. If I was Brad Pitt's agent, I mean he's Brad motherfuckin' Pitt.

Oh, yeah, we do them in big pan and shit a lot of them shit a lot of American celebrities feel like you can't you're not supposed to do a commercial because if you do a commercial like a you know if you like if you're a movie star What do you watch him? What is this?

Yeah, he's moving like Charlie Chaplin.

See, that's fine. Let's just him moving around and taking a picture. I don't have any problem with that.

See, these are great because he's not talking English. He doesn't say anything. He's just playing a character. These might as well be, I mean, he might as well be in a movie. Look, he's very clever about the way he did this. Like the first one, he's clearly acting. He's got a weird, crazy cookie yellow outfit on. And in this one, he's playing a role. And he's pretending to pick this giant fucking sumo guy up. That shit is impossible. I want you to know. Because Joey Diaz is not as big as that guy. But I'm probably stronger than Brad Pitt. And I tried to pick Joey up once when he was seated. And it was no dice. I went double underhooks on Joey's back. And I got a gable grip. It wasn't happening, man.

Really? Bob's out.

How how did he get you up there?

How much of that did you write 80% of it? Yeah. Yeah, you know what you're talking about. They just give you like a rough thing.

Yeah, that seems like, that's a, that's a great utilization of you, like let, yeah, just give you, giving the points, let them rant a little bit.

No, that's uh, I think he sold his sold down the river.

And he spent on all our shit movies lately and Angelina's been pulling all the weight. One last time Brad was in a big head. Money ball. Was that a big head? Yeah. Was it? The baseball movie I didn't see that. Yeah. Okay, so I'm wrong. So how much money do you think he made from that? Enough for 80 kids and type 1. You just talked.

If he got together with his silly black and white commercial and they overlap to what Stephen Dorf's silly black and white commercial. She'd get them together. If they just spliced it back and forth, you went from one douchey statement to the other. I think that would be, listen, mischief maker, we know you're out there. Okay, we're calling you. We're setting the freak flag up over the Rogan Compound. I mean, he's put together the possibly doucheous commercials of all time together with kids in the background. Yes, no, man. We don't want to fuck with your artistic integrity by giving you a suggestion that you haven't, but Brandon, you know what you know what to do. You know to do the right thing. This fucking guy was very good money, boy. I bet he's a great actor. He was great in interview with the vampire. Yes. I love them in that. I love them in a lot of movies. Great fight clubs. I just post shedding, but I just wish he didn't do that fucking commercial. I mean, that's just seems like so horish. You know, I should talk and I did fear factor for six years, and then went back and did it again. But even I wouldn't do that channel commercial.

You know, you should smell really stinky. This is the new UFC Chanel edition. First of all, I could never do it because it's been widely, I've said it a hundred times in the podcast that I hate all that stuff. I don't like any form of colon. I wear a deodorant because if I don't I smell really bad. I smell like meat. It's like old meat. You smell Sicily. My underarms. You know what, folks? I get through life. I exude a lot of energy. You know what I'm saying? I don't have fast things. So I'm I'm putting forth every all day when you put in forth effort. Oh shit comes out right in and sweating and shit is going down inside your body and when it comes out your armpits, it smells horrible. So I wear a little deodorant. So if you smell me, you're like, what a hypocrite. It's wearing some fucking clone. I'm not. That's just old spice. That's what I prefer. Old spice sport. Not anti-persprint because I'm not trying to stop sweating. I like sweat.

I can't give a few spots. Yeah, what is that? You can't even get top billing or Shelley long. You fucking believe this. You know what? What the fuck?

So, I respect. Did you get billing at all? Did they even mention your names?

Michael Gross is one of those guys that's been in a bunch of movies and is a really good actor. And then you see him in that and you go, all that's what that guy's name is. I see that guy in a bunch of things. That guy's good. You know what I watch today, man? I started recording it here on the studio. Some Walker Texas Ranger. Oh, my goodness. It's fucking good. It's so funny. I want to play a little bit of it for you because it's so ridiculous. I recorded it on the DVR. I forgot how good that show is. That show is like minus well be a comic book that was written in 1950. You know what I mean? Well, he woke up on everything.

He gets in the fight and his bad guys office and the two bad guys henchmen tried to close in on him and he's strong. He's in a little close environment, but he's throwing like mad karate kicks and shit talking to our stone plate games throwing wheel kicks and shit. It was and we right off the badge throws wheel kicks with cowboy boots on shit anyway knocks this guy out and then goes up to him grabs him, you know, and it starts questioning them and the acting that came out of this meathead that was lying down on the ground. It might be the worst acting ever recorded on film and put on television. I mean, it's it's beautiful. It's a great show. Those shows like you watch those shows and you wonder what they were really doing.

No, what if these people ever see you on stage or listen to one of these fucking podcasts?

That might turn me dumb as I go. That's worse.

Listen, we're going to have to compare. We're going to have to compare that to Walker-Tex is ready to you because I'm telling you that they're pretty damn cool. That was not so funny. That was not good.

No, you know what the worst thing is when you first come to Hollywood and you meet somebody like that that's somebody that's been in one of these really horrible shows and they make you watch it.

Have you ever had that happen?

After you smash this guy, then the big guy grabs him. Now watch this move. Kick off the wall. Boom! Throw him down. Now check this Anderson Silver like elbow. Now watch this acting. This is worse to acting ever. Now when I ask you again, do you know this girl?

Chuck is excellent. How bad is the gun? And he's just out. He's just out again. And then there's some kids that he has to hug. That's what he does. Say it's the world that hugs who kids. Fuck it shows great. Especially when you're as high as the national deficit.

18 wheels of justice. It was in 2000.

It wasn't Lorenzo.

This guy was the head guy in the show and they don't even have a photo of him on IMDV. Is this it? That's she Gordon Lindyman. It's how they grew up at house.

That was awesome. That's a good idea. If you have a show called The National Network and you're like, listen, this is what we got. We got a lot of truckers, a lot of truckers watch. How about a trucker's superhero?

One of the best shows of all time be Jane the bear remember back when be Jane the bear was on and we thought champs were like these little cute things you could hug before they started it people's faces and biting their decks off and shit. You never heard about that when kids never heard about a champ biting people's faces off maybe they're on the other wall too

Well, wasn't that one that one lady that lived in Connecticut that had the pet shrimp, she was feeding that fucking chimpsanix. She was feeding it Xanix and it was drinking wine. Yeah, the bitch was taking Xanix. So she would ask the chimpsanix too. Give him a fucking Xanix. Give him his Xanix. He's gonna eat your face. Give him a fucking Xanix. That probably is why he ate that chick's face. He was probably coming down from Xanix's.

or a champ?

Something happened. No, what? He kicked in about 10 minutes ago. Joey hit the wall. We would call the Eddie Bravo post one hour wall. What? Why would I have had no fucking one? Eddie Bravo goes guns blazing for the first hour of podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And if you are down with chemtrails, that is the podcast for you. If you want to hear more about Philip Corso and UFOs and jujitsu and MMA and crop circles and chemtrails and music and music. Yes. Fuck powerful. Big kiss, knowledge, every bro was so good. And he does it with all their in sack and rob all these guys that we trained jujitsu with. I don't know if he's gonna do with that memory episode, or if he's just doing it like that for now, but Eddie Bravo radio, if you're down. And if you're not, don't get cunty. Okay. So the fuck down, that's my brother.

Way back machine.

That was, look, you got an ice house banner.

Yeah, that's what I was just saying that it was listening to Pablo on the way over here. They had it was on the Jamie Fox's thing. The Fox hole the same one where he's interviewing Trent and Tarantino and I was listening to Pablo and Pablo is so fucking entertaining that dude did nothing but Jackie Chan like like Jackie Chan like trailer like jokes. You know like he's the nicest guy in the world, you know? It comes on nice why you have to fight me like and it was he just did nothing but dad for 10 minutes and I'm just laughing like like a fool in my car gigland on the way up here What are you doing, Brian? You're distracting the shit out of them rollers. Look at all.

Oh, yeah. That vaporizer is very good, but it's not as good as smoking weed. No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. It's pretty good. It's pretty close in the morning. I think it's the right amount before you go on stage.

Yeah, you always mix it up. We're different like that. I don't mind smoking to say weed all the time. I smoke the same weed for like six months.

But you, it's just, it's up.

I love this a TV. But how high are you getting? Are you getting like stupid high?

Yeah.

Yeah, it feels good to move your body around. Well, the thing that comes with weed when you, you know, you get a, especially if you get like that full body high as well, like deep indexes, you know, you get that like real sensitivity to like all of your body, like all the different aspects of your body, all the different, you know, muscle fibers and shit, you feel moving around and shit.

You know what they say the best thing with Yogis? The real fishin' on us eating hashish. Hashish yeah, a little hashish cookie. Yeah, you eat hashish and then an hour and 20 minutes later you do the yoga.

No, as she should. Neither one. I mean, I'm sure he had some stuff in his system. Right. But he died from a cerebral injury.

Anyway, that picture for us from? Yeah. Do you know what I do?

Austin, Motherfax, Texas, that one place that we always say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, there was a big market for those Bruce Lyme.

I'm a child with known C.F.I.A.

United States. Look at all those movies and how many of those movies do you think he got the fuck way girls in? How many, how many were they brought white chicks to him? And he just had mad white chick orgies.

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He did the cannibal run 1 and 2. He did that police story too. He did everything. Above the law a lot of Chinese movies.

Brian, you got to stop with that dumb fake gay voice. That's ruining your inner voice. That's not a gay voice. You're doing so well and then you do that and everybody goes, God damn it. Stop it. You know what it is. Shut your arm down. How dare you. Shit Joey Diaz.

We want to extend a formal invitation in John McAfee. If you are free in the United States, we have two tickets for you for the Wilton Theatre. You sit right next to Brian Redbound and his date for the evening. Will you bring a Brian? We know. No bath salts at the Wilton. Please, folks, at the end of the world. We can go bath salt free for one night. Shall we keep it together? Joe Diaz, Doug Stanhope, Honey Honey and me and Doug Stanhope will be on the podcast on Saturday the day after the end of the world. If there is a world to return to, we would do the Doug Stanhope podcast Saturday afternoon. You dirty fox. All right, folks. Oh, my specials out, right now. So if you're inclined, if you go to jorogan.net, it's called Live from the Tabernacle. I think it's my best one yet. It's going to be on iTunes also, so I can maybe download it through iTunes. Maybe eventually. But right now, it's just through my website. It'll probably have a long time. Maybe like a year or two. Maybe for the rest of my life.

Yeah, yeah, it's what it's called DRM-free. Yeah, that was called free. Yeah, no. It's the same way Louis C. K. did it. I completely stole everything he did.

There's a lot of ways you can stream. Yeah, there's there's also a ways you can watch your television. I don't I'm not the most technologically inclined, but we tried to make it as easy as possible and the feedback has been amazing. So thank you very much. I'm I'm I'm really excited that so many people decided Congratulations, though. Thanks, man. I'm very happy, you know, like I think what Louie did was really important for us for stand-up comedians. You know, his idea was perfect. It was brilliant. The amount of money was the right amount of money. Five boxes, I mean, he could have made it 10 and probably the same amount of people would buy it. But five is like really like honest. It's like, you know, you're getting a recording of the live performance. You're not getting the live performance itself. You're getting a recording. It's worth five bucks.

Yeah, we wanted to have a set up like that. We wanted to have it so that you could send it to people. If, you know, if you dug it, people love sending people like like a lot of people send me music it's kind like that's how we found out about honey that's how I constantly hear about new bands it's how I found out about a roadkill ghost choir Somebody sent it to me. I love that. And people love doing that with comics, too. And so if you want to send mine, you can do that. There's, you can, you can gift it. And Joe, when's the next thing that people will get to, you know, when, what's the next, uh, January 17th at the Irvine improv?

What day is January 17th? Thursday night. Thursday night. So that's the next time. And when are you going to release something live? I have no fucking idea. Let's do that. Can I produce that? Sure. How about we'll do that? How about the next thing that I do through talking monkey and corporate. I'll just produce your shit and release it the same way. Done. Okay. On your web page? Yeah, or yours or whatever. No, not on your cell same way. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Yeah, let's, um, we'll put together, you know, a time where we can, you know, record you at some club. And I think for you, what would really be badass one of the cool ways to do with you is to take you from the fucking green room, like one camera from the green room all the way out the stage, follow you through the whole thing. One would just one crazy wild fucking take and then you speak out the back door Two foreshows two foreshows picked the one you like the best does the hounds Don't because you know I get it I get these emails from people all the time when it's Joey Coco dude is gonna have some kind of comedy special I always want to do that squad motherfucking records and full effect

And it's really fun. That's a really fun time.

Hopefully, or the aliens will have landed and money will be worthless.

Fuck in May. Our already wearing our NASA outfits. Right. Because we are volunteering for volunteer NASA. Because there will be a volunteer NASA in the future, just like volunteer fire department.

Yeah. We'll move.

I know I think, yeah, I think as long as you make the effort to try to trick or should just play along in your golden. And then it's like your whole life is like fantasy role playing game. That's kind of cool. You pretend you're the super scientist in NASA. And even though you're just leaving our house, you tell them that you have to go to the moon.

It reminds him of Robin Harris, but Robin Harris is one of the lost comics that nobody ever talks about. And the DLHU League sort of was influenced by him quite a lot, especially like early in DLHU career. You too? He would rob a Harris' really, really funny. But one of the things he had a great joke about, he said, man, everybody, no pretty women. Just pretty women, man. Too much work. There goes. Ugly women, you could tell anything.

And he was like so like casual and his delivery and like relaxed and he just made you smile just looking at his sweet thick willy and do the right thing.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you anything big time going to moon. I'll never forget listening to that man. Yeah, I think there's a special call Bay Bay's kids Yeah, I think you can you could I don't know if you can watch it But you could definitely listen to it. I used to listen that shit on cassette Okay, I had that thing on fucking cassette I used to listen to that in my Volkswagen carado.

What dirty are you up at the sun and gone with the wind?

That's Robin Harris right there.

Have you thought about moving to suburbs where all people raise their babies you know stick you stay in the hood You thought about moving the Nashville to talk to honey honey you'll move there. They love it there. Oh, I know a lot of people love it except everyone's armed They say that's a problem like everybody's know somebody that's been shot Well, she shot him and then he shot her back and

Have you ever seen the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia? I heard about it. I'm getting you that for Christ. Yes.

And you were just walking around with the gun for how long?

Do you think it's a magnet that you have while you're carrying it that makes you a magnet for problems?

Yeah, and it's why, you know, I don't imagine I'd be ashamed of you.

I mean, people really know how to use it. Not men.

It was beautiful. So you're saying if you live in dangerous area, get some chain mail. Get yourself a nice coat of armor.

I never carried Nunchucks as a kid. Did you pass that? That was a great deal. I had a knife for a while. I had one of those double seven nights.

Linchucks made me realize about the differences in woods. That's how I found out about different kinds of woods. You know Chuck's. As you would go to like the buy them on those catalogs, they would have like cocoa bolo. You wanted cocoa bolo wood chucks a very dark dense wood. Very heavy like all those would make some badass new Chuck's. That's how I found out about like cocoa bolo and oak like what the harder woods were. It was like what they were making new Chuck's out of.

Coco bolo is pretty hard. It was a hard one. Yeah, it was hard. But if you get really Ebony, that's really hard too. It's really hard. Really heavy. There's some dark woods mostly, usually the harder woods. Ebony is extremely heavy, dense wood. That's why they use it a lot, like a lot of people like it for pool cues. They make them out of Ebony because it's so dense and heavy. It's just tough to get an Ebony pool cue that's like a light weight one.

Well, once he took a phone, so you can hear it. Because it sounds crazy. It doesn't have sound. The video doesn't have sound. Right there.

I was living in the apartment in the superintendent. Go to the other apartment.

I was living in this apartment in the superintendent that whatever it was. Yeah, I guess it was a superintendent that got to take care of the building. His family, he had a son that was like my age, and that's how I found out about Bruce Lee. They're like, you don't know about Bruce Lee. I was like, what's Bruce Lee? And I went over the house, they were showing me these Bruce Lee posters. He had a poster, like, enter the dragon with the fucking cut son on them with the blood. What is this? And then I think they took me to see a movie. You didn't have VCRs back then. See that I'd actually go to the movies. I'm pretty sure they took me to see the first Bruce Lee movie I ever saw and I was like, wow.

Yeah, there was no correct character like look at the who's that guy?

Yeah. Look at Chuck Norris and him duking it out. That's Chuck Norris. A lot of people don't know. You see him when he's like 60 years old. The Walker Texas Ranger. And you don't know the history. Chuck Norris was like a real kickboxing champion like one of the first A karate tournament champ right there.

Well, you remember when food? Well, remember when people started wearing Chinese slippers? I won.

Didn't you like do take lessons, Steve McQueen? Yeah, lessons at this land. James Coburn. James Coburn? Yeah. Oh, please. You did. Did you do a movie with James Coburn?

When's the next UFC you're coming to, man? Come to one of these.

No. I can't go. I'll go. I'll go first. It's Frankie Edgar. Great. And I'll start over in versus Bigfoot Silver. Oh, man. You don't appreciate it.

Oh, Joey, go to that one. Because that's also the one we have the gig on Friday night. I know that.

Well, come on man. Let's do it.

But are you booked for that February weekend? I've got a look.

All you motherfuckers have careers now. This is very just a point for me. Our issue fear is booked every goddamn week. He was supposed to come with me to Ohio. Remember that Brian? We advertise him. All right.

Yeah, he's just taking bookings over this. The mother fucker. He's going money. Taking money. Yeah, he needs to call his agent up and tell him he's already booked. We told the people on the internet are issued for you to be coming to Columbus, Ohio.

Power for Arshafir just released his set. He's gonna release rather his second recording. Whatever it is, DVD CD. That was my old house man. Are we not Joey Diaz? Yeah. That was the early weed smoking day. So it was like the first year of me smoking weed. That was my full gaming rig set up. See all that shit in the background? Yeah. That was I built that computer behind Joey's head. I put that motherfucker together myself. Did you? Yep. I built that thing from scratch. Motherboard, ad hard drives, whole deal. That's all you do that shit back then. It's to make my own gaming computers. Because if you made them, you know, you understood, like, it's really not very hard. It's really pretty easy. You just do follow instructions. You know, all you have to do is just put the stuff in the right place and set the jumpers. Remember that probably? Remember setting jumpers? Yeah.

Yeah, we have to have tweezers. You just have to have them pull these little plastic things out and stick them in the right slots. They had to be in the right slots for various reasons, right?

And then you had to flash your bios. Oh, she's a guy. What the fuck Joe DS? You never did nothing like that.

When are you doing, are you doing the church? What's happening now on you stream it all?

Stick cam? What do you want? Stick cam?

Oh, beautiful. That the coming is coming today.

But they have a comic book store. Is that where they have it set up?

Right. Let's do a show next week after the end of the world at the ISO. I saw. That's what we're gonna do in 21st day.

Yeah, and we can't do a show the day after Christmas, though.

Where are you? I'm in Vegas. Is this casino like a... What about Thursday? We got Thursday.

Let's do a powerful desk watch show Thursday night. We're either way. We'll figure it out. We'll do one Wednesday at Thursday. We love you, motherfucker. We love you, motherfucker.

We love the fuck out of all of you. You have a third an Irvine show that night.

What do you got? Nothing. Oh, so Thursday's good for you. There's a good for you. There's a Friday. I got Friday's Vegas.

Got a lot of things happening, man. First week of February if there is a world left. We're going to do the Mandalay Bay Convention Center. We'll do in the big room when they do the weigh-ins. Shit. So it's like 3,000 people. Come on, man. I need some Joe Ideas and that show. You doing it? I'm committed. By the fucker commit? Who could possibly tell you to do something other than what you want to do? Would you have a calendar on your phone? make some shit out let me match numbers at least I'll be at the sand manual casino tomorrow oh come on man that's where the less black show

You know what's important is that they show this old Indian dude. I feel protected. Why don't you guys show me some hot bitches that are also going to this casino? Yeah. Why do you show me an old Indian? Yeah. There has to be a hot bitch right here. Yeah. You don't have to show me a dreamcatcher. They say in a fucking Stephen King book, okay? Show me some hot bitches. I get it. It's an Indian casino. I got it. I get it. You're not advertising the correct way. Old Indians rarely get people to go visit them. Where you got that girl in the corner.

This guy would go barely find her. Cold hard cash. Yeah, those those those places are interesting. We used to go to there's that's pretty grow. We used to go to a lot of those in the casino's back in the day when mixed martial arts was illegal in California. Eddie Bravo and I used to drive out to to see the king of the cages in shit. We should go out. They were always in these.

Perfect. Look at that guy. Yeah. Well, king of the cage is a good. I think that's Tony Lopez. King of the cage is a good. What's the day? January 3rd. No, that's fine. Go back to King of the cage.

Yeah, you're fucked dude.

Today's the 18th. The way is Wednesday. So when you're going to be there, you're going to be there when they're going to be there when they're cutting away and all their teams are getting amped up and staring each other down. Don't die bitch! Go on down bitch! Yeah, I guess it's going to be there. A lot of good fighters there though. My caps is there, January 17. He can't help you. He can help me today. No, it's like that fucking little Wayne video. He can't save you. He can't save you. He can't save you. He can't save you. He can't save you. He can't save you.

Brian, I wish you luck in your quest to make black people out. I suggest you not do any of your racist jokes. No, I will not do. I don't have one black joke. It's barely racist. It's barely on your side, but I suggest you dance around that and start strong. You got to start strong.

No slurring. No smoking weed before that. No probito. Maybe a little bit of that probito. You need to get yourself a doctor. I know. Powerful Joe Diaz. Thank you very much for joining us, man. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Thank you. And we're gonna have a good time this Friday at the end of the world show. Thank you to audible.com. Go to audible.com forward slash Joe. Get yourself averted by free and one free audio book. It's an amazing surface. It's an amazing surface. I almost said surface that I realized what I was saying as I was saying it. It's an amazing service. I use it for a while and the book I'm reading from right now is called Sex at Dawn by Christopher Ryan who will be on the podcast soon where we're going back and forth. about this right now. But I got a lot of people booked already bitches. Shit is blowing up. I'm hooking you up with some fresh guests.

Powerful Tom Green. I want Tom Green on. I was a really impressed with Tom Green special. I watched four comedy specials in a row, which I don't usually do. and Tom Green was the one that made me laugh and I thought that was really awesome because Tom Green's only been doing stand up for like five years I think. He has really been doing it.

but he's been focused on comedy yeah well you can tell you can tell if you see his last special it was really good I think he did it from Australia I want to say he did it from Australia I might not be right about that though but whatever it was it was really good I mean Tom's any's a great guy would love to have him on and so that's it Doug Stanhope will be joining us you dirty bitches on Saturday that's depending on whether or not Saturday actually exists. But we got a lot of cool guests coming up, including Steve Volk, the author of Fringeology. Steve Renell was going to be on in January. We're going to get to talk about my hunting trip with him. Successful. That's right. Brody, enjoy it. Successful. Hunter. Got meat. Positive energy. Go see Brody Stevens anytime you can and when you see him give him a fucking hug for all of us because we love to shit out of him. We got to get Brian Holtzman on this podcast too. Can you make contact with him? Brian? I haven't seen him in a while. We're gonna find him folks. We're gonna bring him to you. All right, foul, mad flavor on Twitter. That is Joey Diaz's handle. I know it's not Joey Diaz. I know it's confusing, but if you put in Joey Diaz in the search engine, mad flavors, the first one that shows up, you can do it, you fucks, keep it together. Thank you to onit.com. Use the code name, roguet, then that's O&IT.com. Use the code name, roguet, and save yourself.

Oh, Tim Ferriss was on media there as well.

Oh, that's awesome. He went on the media wearing a desk watch shirt.

I love that guy.

Him, if I could get him, Karamaria and Dave Asprey in the room all at one time, I really think that I could be smarter. I will rise to end Dennis McKenna, all of them together, talking together, I will absorb their energy and become smarter. Tim Ferriss's cool is fuck. Thank you, Tim. Yeah, thanks, Tim. Yeah, and we'll have him on again, fucking for sure, without a doubt. All right, folks, this is the last episode in the 300 episode series.

Yeah, we hit syndication. We're, we're, you know, listen, we didn't start this thing off thinking they would ever become what it is now. We, you know, we just started off for a goof and three years later. Here we are. And we've had a great fucking time. We appreciate all you piece of people that say nice things about it, that enjoy it and say that enhances your life and it enhances ours too. We would never get to have even though we have cool friends like Joey DS and, you know, Doug's tan hope and all these people It's really hard to get all these people to sit down and talk with you for three hours at a time like this, unless you're broadcasting it. There's the fact that it's going out to all you actually benefits us just as much as it benefits you. So, we're all in this together, you fucks. All right. Keep it together and we'll see you on Saturday or we'll see you Friday at the end of the world show. We'll see you Thursday at the end, Pro. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. I might run in the out there out in the wild. I can't fully explain myself. This episode is brought to you by Dr. Squatch. I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you want to be more confident, you have to start taking care of yourself. And a great way to do that is use Dr. Squatch, especially with their new private hygiene products. They were designed to help you look and feel fresh all over, like the groin, guardian trimmer. It's perfect for grooming above and below the waist and the ball barrier dry lotion helps manage sweat and chafing while beast wipes keep you clean front to back. It's the care your body deserves. Try them today. Whether you're new to Dr. Squatch or you use it every day, get 15% off your order by going to Dr. Squatch.com slash JRE15 or use the code JRE15 at checkout.