Transcript for #348 - Steven Rinella, Bryan Callen, Cam Edwards

Mr. Renella. What's up, brother? How are you, man? Good to see you again.

You know, we have all gone through a very unique and spectacular experience together. You do it on a regular basis, but all of us, like doing that together, I'll never forget that. I'll never forget that trip for the rest of my life. We had a great fucking time.

No doubt. Yeah, it's a totally different. Yeah, and see how people respond to like waking up in the fucking freezing cold and, you know, nobody benched out. Everybody kept it together. No way. That's important. You could take some fucking set through green type characters with, yeah, on the road. Sorry, Seth Green. I don't know why I picked on you. How about me? How about Joe Rogan took care? Why? That doesn't make sense because I did it. But I mean, there's a lot of people out there. Sorry, Seth. I have no reason to take shots at you.

I don't know that's getting shut down son.

I don't think men get to shit like wing suits. You know, how about fighting bulls? I don't think men with those bulls. Yeah, but fighting bulls is kind of a scam, because there's a lot of other dudes involved. Like it's not just to matter during the bull. There's other dudes stab in the bull. They put poison darts into the bulls. They do a lot of creepy shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's other dudes to stab the bull. Yeah, the pickadillos. Yeah, but when you're in a fucking wing suit, you're in a wing suit, okay? Those crazy assholes that jump off those mountains and they're going 100 miles an hour in those suits. Have you seen them fly through cities like through the middle of buildings? No. Dude, there's a guy who jumps out of a plane in fucking Brazil, okay? Jump out of a plane and does this wing suit shit and goes flying over to the city. through buildings. There's a gap in between these two buildings. And he shoots through these two buildings before he pulls this parachute in land. Is he flat? No, he's going to slide. He's just gliding. It is, it hurts your head when you're watching it.

I'm how much can you really totally control it? I don't know. I mean, I don't know how much you can really steer it.

This guy, he can see you get this. Are you kidding? Yeah, that's him and the wingsuit. This is the camera. Oh my god. Oh Jesus Christ. No. Yeah, look at this.

By the way, it was Misty. Okay, it was.

Yeah, do you think you can time the plane how fast the plane's coming at you as you're flying down towards a 600 miles now? Yeah, you you ain't glide away from that thing. That's a rocket. So this episode is brought to you by Robin Hood. You want financial security for you and your family? Well, you got to make it happen. The world doesn't owe you a living and that's how I've always approached my finances and you can too with Robin Hood. Robin Hood pioneered commission-free stock trading over a decade ago, and they continued to offer innovative products to help you maximize your money's potential. With over 23 million funded customers, Robin Hood is helping people build a better financial future. Robin Hood gives you complete autonomy to make investments to pursue your future goals, whatever they are. Maybe you want to look towards investing for your family's future, investing for retirement, or even a vacation to the Bahamas. We all have some bucket list items to cross off and Robinhood has tools to help you pursue them. Investing a small amount now could make a big difference 30 years down the road. Take control of your financial future with Robinhood. Download the app or visit Robinhood.com to learn more. Disclosure, investing involves risk and loss of principle is possible. Returns are not guaranteed. Other fees may apply. Robin Hood Financial LLC, member SIPC, is a registered broker dealer. This episode is brought to you by Zippercrooter. Look, patience is good at all, but if you're just sitting around waiting for everything good to come your way, well, you're going to be disappointed and you're going to miss out on some amazing opportunities like your dream vacation. You have to work. Save that money and actually plan it out. It's never going to happen if you just sit on your couch at home thinking about it. And the same applies to your company. You don't want to miss out on hiring the best people for your team. And luckily there's an easy solution. that you can use. It's Zippercouter. Try it for free right now at zippercouter.com slash rogan. They'll find you qualified people for your role quickly. And once you find someone you like, Zippercouter can help put you at the front of the pack. Just use their pre-written invite to apply message to connect with your favorite candidates ASAP.

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There's a selective advantage in being an irritable. Yeah, there's definitely that totally makes sense. Evolutionarily. And it also makes sense that we have a disdain for people that are like wearing jewelry and dressing flashy and tracking a lot of attention to ourselves. Because classically, that person who like aims to stand out so strongly ruins everything. They get too loud. They turn things into fights. You know, that the person is like really loud and flamboyant. And they usually, it's just a natural instinct. It's the feeling you get is like, oh, look at this fucking guy. Like, what is this guy going to bring to the party?

He's not a team player. He's some crazy asshole with jewelry on. Right. What's he doing?

Why's he wearing a flag?

That's probably one of the best ways to get girls ever to be a beautiful magician. Oh, he's awesome. Beautiful. He's got the attention with a great body. He's great. He's got a lovely guy. Yeah, it's like there's an evolutionary advantage in that way. Are you kidding? They must be right. I feel that they're much to be able to trick that many people into thinking that you're mysterious. He's awesome. I mean what are you doing? I mean every magician has got damn trickster. That's all they're doing. They're just tricking you.

I'm good friends with Pendulette and women love him. How about that? That's even more impressive.

Pangeal, that's a bad one. That would tell you about this. Is that Penn Lake? Pentellum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Try to fight Mike.

I would Mike Tyson do that. He's ridiculous. Why would he think that Mike Tyson was going to do that?

But it's, that's kind of insulting. for him to even think that Mike Tyson, while the greatest fighters of all time, would be willing to do that.

Right, but a fighter only has, I mean, even though Mike Tyson would run through him like a hot samurai sword through a molten piece of butter. Yeah. And a fighter only has a certain amount of fights in his life. And a certain amount of times you can punch a man in the head with your hands, with that I'm breaking, a certain amount of times you can explode, moving on somebody, not tear a muscle. You only have a certain amount of those people. That Mike Tyson would waste one of them. Even if it would be a quick crushing, why would he waste one of them fighting a guy like David Blaine? That's so arrogant. Like you should have a fucking, you really think you could be a boxer and fight Mike Tyson. Have an amateur fight.

What's just, it's very difficult to relax, too, when someone's hitting you and one of the things that happens to people is they freak out. And their stress level goes up so high, they lose complete control of their ability to control their breath and they get exhausted and they fall apart. It's like one of the main things, and it's because they can't process the actual reality of getting hit. If you've been hit before, you can calm yourself down, even though you know that, like, wow, I just got hit hard, but we got to keep moving. We got to open, keep your eyes open, hands up, and you start like calming yourself down. But that's a process you have to get really, really, really used to. You ever see boxers where the guards take in a jab, and then he has his eyes open, and he's countering. Like eyes open, you guys, touching your face. Like they get so comfortable with it. They eat jabs with their eyes open.

That's a good move. He's always get the fuck away from punches, man. Did you see the HBO boxing this weekend that don't air fight?

No. No.

Oh, I know. I know exactly what you're talking about. I was shocked. It was a crazy fight.

That makes you people who have no respect for that, like people who have never been beaten. You don't have any idea what those guys are sacrificing to try to entertain people. It's the biggest sacrifice you can ever make physically without dying.

So a lot of it is mine too. A lot of it is your determination to see the physical build your face. That's one big like mark hunt like that big fucking thick head.

physical can build of your face. It seems that guys with really thin faces like narrow jaws have more of an issue with getting knocked out or as big square jawed guys, you know, or they say that the fighting trainers look for they look for a short neck and a wide face. Yeah, that supposedly is the, like, David Tua, perfect example. One of the best chins of all time. Like, Lennox Lewis could crack him on the jaw and he just sort of wobbles back and forth and keeps moving forward. I mean, David Tua had a ridiculous jaw and his head is as wide as a football field.

Kind of shitty trainer was that guy. Why the fuck did he put so much weight on and why didn't he tell him how to do it first? That trainer sounds like a douchebag. That story sucks. Hey man. Hey man. How about that man?

See, I disagree. I think all those body weight squats that I do, that totally helped me. I don't hike. No, I never go hiking. We were hiking for fucking hours. I was like, there's a couple of points while I was like, whoa, like I'm breathing like really heavy. Like this is a really taxing. You know, and someone who's like in shitty shape, and you try to do that badlands hiking all day, you're, that's not good for you. Well, when we had to huff out all that meat,

Yeah, the human body is incredibly adaptable. I mean, there's things that people do if you go to a martial arts school and watch guys who have been doing jujitsu to their whole lives and watch like how you can move your body or how you can manipulate your body. The only way you could do that is if you just do it for years and years and years and years and years and you're hiking up those crazy slippery slopes like all those places we we hike top were really slippery. You know, it takes like a specific kind of balance and leg endurance when you're, you know, moving through mock and stuff. And you're just, that's like a skill, you know, you're just really good at it. Yeah. You were barely getting tired. It was crazy. I was really impressed. I was like, this guy's barely breathing heavy. Like we get to the top and he's like, glassing, and I'm going, Yeah, he's like barely breathing, but at the same time keep in mind.

They don't pull

Do you teach them martial arts yet?

I train them when they're rolling the four-year-old in the two-year-old because they wrestle around together naturally. So I train them positions. And I was like, this is not when you want to stay. If you're in this position, when you want to do, you want to pass the car.

Well, you did a lot of hunting though and a lot of physical things. I think men need a lot of physical things. I think the idea that a man that it's natural for a man to have no explosive release physically for the rest of his life and just sit in a cubicle and just go through life with shiny shoes on with a fucking time. your body is going to break. That's a totally unnatural thing you're asking of it. And if you don't, you don't have some sort of physical release, or at least understand how to manage it. You know, you got to understand how to manage it, like managing it is super important.

Yeah. Oh, no question. No questions.

Yeah, but we're talking about for little kids for little kids like learning like learning like how to do difficult things like early on. It's so important because it's the foundation like think how well think how normal it is for you to like sleep somewhere that's fucking cold a shit with a sleeping bag and like all right well this is what we're doing here. We are you and Mo curled up together in that van using your asses off that for for an average person that's like some you know, walking dead type shit. That scenario never comes up. And if it did, they would fall apart. They wouldn't be able to deal with it. They'd be complaining and whining. I mean, how many people would complain and whine?

Why would have been talking, uh, cam? It's a cam. Just walked in. We only have one extra mic here. So you guys are going to have to close to each other and talk. Are you, uh, you Steve's, you Steve's friend? You guys know each other?

So I thought I was confused. I thought you guys were good buddies. Traveling together. You're not traveling together.

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Yeah, it's a sad thing to see a whole generation of kids growing up that don't experience that as young men. They don't have difficult tasks to perform. And I think that's a very critical aspect of your behavior and your character and growing your character. You've got to fail. You've got to be pushed. You've got to get to a situation where you pass your limits or you surprise yourself with new limits and you change your own definition of yourself. But if you don't test yourself, if you don't get into bad positions, you're always going to have that weird and security about you. Like that weird and security that guys have that have never been in any kind of conflict ever. And you don't know how they would react. There's certain people I know exactly how they would react if the shit hits the fan. But there's other people like, oh, you squirrely bitch, you might fall apart on me.

There's a certain amount of humility and an understanding of what's really going on that you develop when you sort of make any strides in any really difficult thing. Or if it's playing chess, whether it's writing, whatever it is, it's a matter of doing something difficult and testing your boundaries.

That's one of the things about wrestlers that separates them from my opinion, almost every other athlete. wrestlers go through such horrendous stress throughout high school and college. between sucking weight and the training wrestling is the most brutal fucking training you can do and then you're doing strength and conditioning hill sprints whatever kind of crazy you know weight lifted program they have you on you're you are broken down all day falling asleep in class you're dehydrated your sucking weight you're eating fucking turkey breast and lettuce with lemon juice on it like you're essentially starving while you're going to burn lifestyle And these guys, they developed this unbelievable ability to just grind through shit. And they break a lot of fighters just with their sheer will because of that, that mentality that comes being a successful wrestler.

It's not, it's not, you know, people look for the Brian Collins podcast. They're not going to Google Man thoughts. Exactly. It's a little disconnect there with people finding it. It was an idea to lay, but I can't do any, I'm so bad at labeling.

Her mother developed her, you know, her mother's a judo champion as well, her mother just taught her to be a total badass, you know.

Sure until you get kicked in the head. Well, that's true. Then you go, okay. Ain't that the truth, right? That's the ultimate equal.

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How about when Bruce Jenner used to be the Weedys guy not some freak in a fucking reality show? How about that?

How about when Bruce Jenner was a man? What's going on? When you when you become like this guy who's on this reality show and all your your daughter's little upturn knows all in the news and everyone's mad They're all crazy. They're completely crazy.

You used to be a lucky boy. I was a dick

No, it's too easy to make fun of the ones that are fucked up right now. I'm not really into fucking the stock market of celebrity deliciousness. I'm I'm looking for them to be fucked up right away.

Right, you know what was really fun is when what you don't like one and it actually happens and you get to watch Yeah, yeah, we watch some fucking skid and hit the wall.

it's a very disappointing thing when you realize that there's all these really douchey people that on camera and they have the sort of like artificial acted they put on and then they'll do films where they're like really good at pretending to be someone else so they do that and then you know but you get to meet them and you see them and you like this guy's a douchebag like a straight a great a douchebag and a poor in a poor yeah boring crazy psychopath who's just who's all about themselves

There's guys. You're the fat. I had a buddy that I had to cut off because I couldn't ever just have a hey, what's going on, man? I couldn't have that. I couldn't say the copy. Because no, no, no, no. Because when you would say hey, what's going on, man, he would just go into his career. Like this, I mean, it was like a fucking five-minute diatribe on how well this audition went and he's pretty sure he's gonna be back for a second pass at that. And I think once I can get in front of producers, I could show him what I could really do. I know you're talking about talent here.

What we're talking can before you got here, we're talking about how it seems like, you know, Brian and Steve and I are, because we went on this crazy trip together because we went to Montana. We have this weird blood, brother shit, blood brotherhood ship going on.

Yeah, I was like, I was like, I was like, there's nobody. I missed those guys. Like Ryan Ryan. Yeah, for five days, we had a great fucking time with no TV, no cell phone.

I mean we slept like rocks, you know we slept on the lights went out basically we ate slept and but getting up it was it wasn't what didn't seem that hard like it was it was it was really it was practice we were going to bed at eight wake up like yeah six what I did get about 14 hours asleep

I'm rugged! It was hard to figure out how to sleep at first, but I've realized eventually that the softest way to do it is to keep your, your, not just your sleeping bag, but your jacket on as well. Let me use all my clothes on, my jacket, my sleeping bag, and the, the down jacket and the sleeping bags. I think this is just enough.

Real, yeah, real authentic.

Man and women. It's like it's such a brutal grind to try to find people that are your friends. So you can talk to. I've cultivated a group over the years. And one of the things about doing your show is that I knew that if I was going to do it, and I brought this motherfucker around, I'm like, we'll change the whole tone of the show. Like this show is just going to be a five day silly fast. I'm like, this is the perfect thing to do because, and also I knew that Brian Cowen holds up a new no matter what happened. The fucking asteroids could become, and we'd be looking at each other. Well, pal, it's been a good time. I don't see us survive in that fucking thing.

He's my form the morning. I got a body to get rid of guy. If I had if I had a guy that I had to call up and go dude Meet me. I would take a risk for you. Meet me. Meet me in your bargain law.

That hurts my feeling. You. You too, sweetie. I would love to carry more. Yeah, he can carry a body. You might get uncomfortable walking through the desert. I also got holes.

I would have to stop for cigarette breaks.

Yeah, you know it.

So your point is, you don't want any old dude getting rid of a body. You got to have a plan through this shit. Before a hat. Yeah, you got to think through this shit. You got to rehearse this shit. And you got to get a body up before it stinks.

One blender at a time.

Wild shit, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, like the similar similar. Similar, but one of them was a guy who his wife got killed by the Cherokee. So he went on a rampage, just killed a bunch of Indians in eighth or liver. And they called him liver eating Johnston Johnson. He just, he would kill guys and eat their liver.

Something. Something he was. Yeah.

You're a stories man about the old west were so great You know you know so many cool fucking stories like when we were Mike Brian when we got back when we were on the boat and you were like oh my god that the last day of on being on the water was so fucking cold my god I didn't even notice cuz Steve kept telling me all these cool last fucking Indian stories How this guy got away and this guy hit in a beaver's den and this guy they they told them you could run naked you can try to get away if you can if you can run away and I was so I was so frozen I saw you and it was so cold that you had like there were icicles on your beard and you were just smiling the whole time I was like how is he not cold right now? So you did your job you distracted him. I wasn't joined myself man. I never bothered the I mean the knowing that the cold was only like a five-day thing. I was like, as long as it's only a five-day thing. And what we were walking around in the day, it wasn't bad. As long as you have gloves on, I mean, if you're done upright, if you're wearing the right shit, it's not bad.

Well, it's weird how we comfortable. We got sweaty. Even though it's like nine degrees out. You know, there's, you know, a lot of times we're fucking sweaty. No, it around a lot. That's why we got kills, right?

I left my, uh, I left my wedding ring at a spa where I got a massage from a dude. So I go, I've been getting, I get massage from dudes now. I gave up because girls can't do it hard. They can. I need, I need deep tissue and it's, it's brutal. It's painful. It doesn't feel good, but you gotta have a man doing it because women just, they're not strong enough to do it. Some women are the user elbows really well, but I have to have a... I have to have a... Board of Lines.

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We're talking about who is domain name privacy that when you register a domain, you can also register it anonymously. So people don't know who owns Dick Party in my mouth.com. Yeah, they're gonna be surprised. Why was it surprising?

It's all about the Constitution. How weird is this? Oh, it's Desquad. That's hilarious. Did you just transfer it?

That's a signed up and everything. That's been moved, man. That's just why I'm moving.

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Steve, you are the only hunting show that I know of that shows on a regular basis. You'll show if you get scunked.

Yeah, you'll show you he'll have a whole episode like there was an episode where you were going after our dad wasn't that one you got so close, but it was like too dark for you to like we've done four we've done four skunkers.

Hey, man, you got to pull up to that Mike. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's okay. It's just it's so hard.

Yeah, I think it's important to show that you don't always get something because it's a real show. Everything you're doing is real. And that's a part of the whole thing. It's got to be a part of the whole presentation.

It's now that our dad cheap one was a great one. Even though you didn't get one, it's just like seeing you in the dusk where it was just getting like, you're like, I need five more minutes. Five more minutes of fucking light and you just couldn't get it. Like shit. Like you had it. You had it right in your sights. That's real. The mountain line thing is real. And I wanted to talk to you about the mountain line thing for a couple of minutes.

That's a fucking DB show. And if I tell you what, I watch Ted Newgeon every week, God damn many never messes.

Ted Newgeon shoots, he'll shoot three deer with a bow and arrow in the first five minutes of his show. And I'm not bullshit. He shot three deer with clothes and arrows. Yeah. I mean, it's, and my, my favorite part about it, after he shoots a deer, he goes, can you believe that?

I don't know what kind of limits Ted Newgeon has at his back yard. I don't know if it's like a land management issue, you know, where you can make the call if you got a high fence operation in Texas, like how many of these are you taking out?

Yeah, that's management. He's sitting up there in a fucking tree stem blasting deer with his bow and arrow.

You know, that's kind of crazy isn't it?

You are show on the mountain lions. One of the specific reasons I wanted to bring that up is because the idea of hunting with hogs or hunting with dogs rather is that would work off.

Dude, I'm sorry my iPhone road hogs. I may need trained dogs.

I was confused. Um, but California doesn't allow anymore coincidentally I saw a mountain line Last week in Santa Barbara. Yeah small mountain line wasn't very big. I thought it was a coyote at first because but it wasn't you know coyotes they move kind of stiff this thing have like this bounce to it That's a tail. That's so important Yeah, wasn't a bobcat? No, it was a tail at a long tail was mountain line. It was probably 70 pounds Wow

Right.

Well, I think there's also this part need to appease a certain liberal sub part of the population that is very uncomfortable with hunting in the first place and would like to look at people hunting with dogs. Okay, Jesus Christ, that's part of Eric, you're sickened dogs on them and then you're shooting them. It's a poor defensible sound. I understand that. But there's, especially when it comes to predators, there's a population management issue that they're not willing to address. And if you don't address that, you're going to deal with it in the suburbs. OK, they just shot a fucking mountain line with the tranquilizer darting Glendale the other day. Yeah, it's all in the news. And they killed that one in Santa Monica a year ago that was 90 fucking pounds. I saw one in Santa Barbara the other day. I mean, I'm not comfortable with those things like getting more popular.

That was mine.

Oh God, because they're all getting killed by wolves.

Drone. Yeah.

Look, I've never been a fan of wolves. People, uh, try to pretend they're dogs and get all attached to them because, you know, it looks like your colleague. That's a fucking wolf and that'll eat you and they've eaten people before. In fact, I, I told the story on the podcast about France. France, did I say it, Brian? France? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I think there's still a human risk. I think if you get around a big pack of them and you just a child happens to be in that area while that's called going down someone sneaks out of a house and they have a farm and like There's a story I read online about this woman who was watching these wolves tear apart sheep in her backyard. It was fucking wild on the way around. She said they got into this they had a pen of sheep and they got in and it was like four or five wolves were just running through ripping these sheep apart and you just heard these horrific noises of tearing and growling and Horrible sheep screams all this It's just looking out the window watching this going holy fuck Imagine that that's going down in your yard and then they know that this is a place where food is I think it's a timber wall think it's like 120 hundred thirty thousand yeah Well, they're the real big ones that they're experiencing now. I mean, these these deer are getting very large from eating all these elk and eating all these deer that didn't know they were coming. There's people that are shooting them. They're taking pictures of them and you would swear it's a Photoshop. These are enormous fucking wolves. You're like guys hold them and the thing like looks as long as them. I mean, I don't know what it waves. I mean, it's more than 150 pounds. They're big dogs or big wolves.

There's these people, these unrealistic urban people, and that's really what it boils down to. The people that are really almost all the people that are against hunting or against the idea of wildlife management, almost all of them live in cities. When people live in a place where you have to contend with it, Someone has to be the top predator. And if it's not going to be a person, it's not going to be people. And you're living around these animals, it's going to be them. And that's just the reality of the food chain of life. If you're a meek person and you're wandering around through the woods and you stumble into a pack of hungry wolves and haven't seen an elk because it decimated the population, don't kill you. I mean, that's real, especially if you might not happen might not happen, but it's happened before a woman died in Alaska recently. She was killed by wolves and she was also wearing an elk sweater.

I was just super just doing something like this recently. I was like it seems like if you have resources and you could get a plot of land and hire people to take care of it and grow it and have animals that you slaughter there and have food that you grow there like why wouldn't you do that if you could do that why wouldn't you do that right absolutely but you know it's like yeah

Good way to look at his position is not going to lose forever. If you don't kill that big, it's not going to turn into a fairy and care cancer. It's a fucking pig. It would be about 15 in the daytime. I mean, I can tell you. If you don't eat him before they die, you lose all the delicious meat.

That's the only one we could make your own kids and start eating them. Well, we were to be like this earlier. I made kids because where I live a good child.

this air agriculture. No, no, I don't, but I would think about buying a piece of land. No, just getting something positive.

I think it makes, it's a, well, I have chickens, you know, just recently got chickens, so that I could eat their eggs. But I've been thinking about this for a while, like everybody's like worried about GMO foods and everybody's worried about like you know Monsanto and they're worried about what's organic what's not organic and what are the standards? If you grow your own shit, you know exactly what it is and you could take care of your soil Italy still Italy if you go through I took a train going to Italy He's trying to become sophisticated. Everyone in their backyard grows their own food. Like it's so common.

Do y'all pull a proof coffee?

Yeah, but a proof coffee is not just no mold. Do we have anymore? Okay, makes more. Yeah, I want to trouble. It's not trouble. We're here. We're party and let's get this freaking in. You want beers and I'm in on beer?

Yeah. Yeah. A couple beers. Hey, Jamie, bring out some beers, man. That's right, son. Dick party. What? Dick party in the mouth, Doc.

Now I am a boner. I forgot exactly what we were talking about. Gardeners. And yeah, thank you for coming to Farmer. The idea has been fucking around with me for the past couple of months.

Yeah, built a chicken coop.

No, it's not that hard.

I just think it's a great idea. And I think that the idea of relying on somebody else for your own food ultimately is like, why would you do that if you have the resources? Yep. You know, and zero and one left, is it what is? Bring them all out. Um, the, um, the, you know, the idea that we, we all rely on supermarkets. You know, well, you look at what happened with Hurricane Sandy, New York, I'd shut down. I was talking to my buddy Tommy. He's like, I had to drive hours just to be able to use my cell phone. The towers were down. Everything was down. There's no power. Everything was fucked. and you know him talking about his like dude that was scarier shit man he goes because I realize like this whole thing is like very fragile like if you don't know where your food's coming from he goes went to the supermarket it was just insane it was just empty shelf after empty shelf people had just taken everything there was nothing left so there's not a supply Sam what about water we don't have water reserves I say in my basement now I'm getting to be like an old rude man where I save them

That's interesting because I read the deer that eat out of alfalfa fields are delicious that they actually have like a little more.

When I was a kid in my stepdad, he was in school and one of the agriculture classes that he had to take was like, it was co-op farm that people in the school all did together. They had animals and they grew plants. I mean, it was like a pretty like involved thing. And I remember even as a kid saying, what a cool idea, the idea that they all like chip in together, everybody does like a little piece of something and everyone sort of communicates what needs to get done. And if you think about that in a real neighborhood man, You can have as long as you had the soil and as long as you had the resources to get it started and then you know make it so it's self-sufficient. If you had a sizable piece of land and everybody sort of chipped in and you grew livestock and you grew plants and you know you fed them and everything like it seems like would be so economically manageable. I mean, like people would get all their food. Imagine if like we all got all our food from like a lot down the corner where we all knew that this goat had eaten all these food that we had given it. And you know, you knew exactly where the tomato came from because you put the fucking seed in the ground.

You see those two CIA workers whose house got broken into in Kansas. The fucking DEA came in guns blazing because they thought these people were growing weed. And there was former CIA agents and they were growing tomatoes and vegetables in their basement. They had a whole hydroponic vegetable system set up with lights. Well, these assholes drive around looking for a heat signature from your home that shows that you're using some extraordinary amount of light, which mostly people are using to grow wheat. So they come in fucking guns out and, you know, DEA dogs and Yo, pit no pond. It's two fucking former CIA agents going, you crazy assholes. The fuck is wrong with you. How about you knock on the door? I show you my badge and my fucking tomatoes.

Let's fucking, let's, let's go arrest him in his wife. They're probably selling weed, CIA, it makes sense.

I mean, just barely those Argentino dogs.

Well, once he started realizing how many pigs there are, especially Texas, his millions of pharaoh pay. Millions. They have a real millions. Millions. Millions. Millions. They have a real problem. Look, I know you don't like that show, Pigman. But I don't say that.

No, I know you do we we had long conversations about it so helicopter gun ships are I You're there's but it's not really it's not my idea Honey, it's not really hunting I mean what they're doing is they're getting away with being psychopaths and If you haven't seen it Brian pull it up. It's so it's a eradication of it's pigman and Ted Newjet shoot pigs from a helicopter I give all the money to the needy Oh, yeah, look. Looks end by the way. It's a real fucking problem. They really do have to eradicate these these populations of pigs. They they tear up the mean they show these crops that are getting fucked up by these pigs in the episode.

But I want to ask you. What is the the one with his nuts taste like you didn't tell us that?

But it won't be as good you don't think?

Maybe that was their take on more. I tend to like lean or meet anyway.

It's like the meat that meat tastes like rotten salmon.

So what do you do when that when you have that situation? Do you continue to eat the animal?

Oh my god. Why did you eat a coyote? That's great.

You know, to be like a professional mouthfeasants. This is not ever good answer.

And so you have to eat the whole kiosk now in your mind.

Folks, you don't know. You explained this to us on the trip to there's diver docks and floaters. Is that what they call the other ones?

And the ducks that eat fish are the ones you don't want to eat.

See, but to you, that expression, an overcooked diver duck totally made sense. Yeah. Folks on the subway right now, I'm going, I don't know. What the fuck is this guy talking about? A fucking overcooked diver duck.

Yeah, um, you had a couple shots on the the show at at Fezans, too, right?

That's what, you know, people who don't understand modern methods of farming and the way that animals are fed and the foods that they're fed don't understand the whole corn versus grass fed debate. We've talked about so many times in the podcast that people like hashtag things, grass fed, but it has nothing to do with it that they're just being silly. But cows are supposed to eat fucking grass. I try to ruin it when you give a cow's a corn. The whole thing is, it's like given a person a corn. Like, we get fat as fuck, you know? Well, cows often syrup and shit.

Not only that, I bet you the corn doesn't grow as good magic mushrooms. I bet you the corn poop. I bet it's a fucking mess. It's not grass pumped through the stomach of a double-enulate cow. That's corn.

You used to wear an upboard fucker, eating corn, growing abscesses in his body. Have you ever seen that a food day?

Meanwhile, God damn it's delicious. That's a problem. It's so good. A good rib eye, a fatty corn fed rib eye. Ooh! It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good

You're probably high.

I really have to, I think the best beat I've ever eaten. My life was two things. One, the liver and the heart of that, that deer that we ate. When we were sitting there by a campfire, chopping up and we had a cut around the bullet hole.

I thought that bad. Doesn't, I'm telling you, I thought that those mountain bags were gonna taste way worse than they taste. I thought they were delicious.

Yeah, but it's not as good as the meat.

Well, I can understand being obsessed with something else, but you know, you can enjoy food as well in a dumb fucker. No, like Jesus Christ. I like foods awesome.

That dude probably eats ass like a champion. I don't know can't seem to be the greatest ass eater in the universe. Who's gonna come back? Who's gonna come back? Who's gonna come back?

Who's your man? It's natural to make that face unless you've had four jack and cokes and you've been in that situation. We really try to impress a girl.

Furs on, you son. You get in that frenzy. Do you have that video of the Ted Newjet Pigman Adventures?

Yeah, that's fine. Check this. I want Steve Reynolds take on this if you've never seen this before Ted Newjet and Pigman are in a fucking helicopter and the fucking crazy. It's now legal to hunt in Texas from helicopters! It is one of the most entertaining episodes of any television show I've ever seen in my life. It's watching Ted Newjet and Pigman take out wild hogs from a fucking helicopter. I'm like, this is some shit that after the fall of America, a thousand years from now when they're trying to decode our history, they're gonna watch that. That thing, they were like the whole leaf fuck. They were flying in helicopter's joke around about 10.

That's a lot of pigs. Those are some fat. Ted knew you killed four hundred and 55 pigs with a machine gun for my helicopter.

Oh, Bill Mar is very, very happy. He's in Peter. Bill Mar. He has Bill Mar, like support's Peter, which by the way kills more cats and dogs than anybody.

Yeah, they put them down, which is, you know, I just don't even know what to say about that. That's like they get so crazy. It's like when is it okay to kill? And when is it not okay to kill? You're killing puppies and you're mad at people that are killing deer and they're eating them. Like I am losing the script here because that doesn't even make any fucking sense. That's one of the craziest, most ridiculously hypocritical things they've ever heard of in my life.

Most of them, they put down because they have to because they don't have the resources to take care of those dogs. That doesn't matter. When you're looking at, I don't care if you don't have the resources. You're killing puppies and cats, okay? And by the way, you're trying to keep it secret, too. You don't go advertising and telling people, hey, listen, if you don't come and down and take these things as pets, we're going to kill them. No, you're doing it on the sneak tip and people have to find out about it through the internet. And then on top of that, you're criticizing people that are hunting and feeding their family with what they know to be a really healthy animal instead of this mystery fucking chain of command that happens when you buy a cheeseburger from Burger King, or wherever, would name your fast food joint, who knows what the fuck happened to that cow before it was converted into cheeseburgers. You know, you don't know what goddamn thing. It's the fact that they would go after one while killing puppies and kittens. That's that's insanity. That's that is insanity.

But Can't deny the awesomeness of it.

Well, it's natural to first of all, you know, the hunting them is natural, and the dealing with the overpopulation is a real issue for people that do have farms and do have ranchers. Like, you got to deal with that. And to get bullshit, to take, to take crap from people that are killing puppies and kittens, like, man, we need to come to an understanding here. Here's a real issue. It's not pita. It's not the problem of being ethical towards animals. It's crazy assholes that do illogical shit. And that's the problem with a lot of animal activists. It's the problem with a lot of people that claim to love animals more than they love people. You're out of your mind if you love a dog more than you love people. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. That's a one-way relationship. Jesus Christ. That thing doesn't talk to you about stuff. It doesn't challenge you on issues. It doesn't tell you what loves you. It doesn't help you grow. It's goddamn dark. And I love my dogs. But you're crazy if you like animals more than people. And the people that are involved, just for whatever reason, there's a certain percentage. It's not all of them. But a certain percentage of people that are involved in animal rights movements have a distorted perception of the relationship between humans and animals. And their relationship is not one of admiration and respect. It becomes what you were talking about, though, the anthropomorphic sort of a thing. It's like it's bamboo. Or it's like, you know, I saw someone was talking about when the mountain line got shot in Santa Monica. You know, they should fucking shoot people. I'd be happier if some a person was shot in that mountain line. Like that was a mountain line in fucking Santa Monica, man. Santa Monica is really urban. Okay, there's no parks. There's no parks. There's no giant places where there's all trees. There's no central park in Santa Monica.

That's what Joey Diaz is right.

You know you got a you got a black beer wandering around Hoboken Hoboken your fuck where you from Hoboken is I can oh Jesus Christ sorry best that might be for North Korea

It's infiltrated on the fences.

So there's the issue was that there was a bear in that area.

Every county new jersey and they just made bear hunting legal in the last half a decade or so, right?

And how do you get wildlife commissions? That's what drives me crazy. How do you get wildlife commissions that are run by people who are animal rights activists? And why does that happen? And how is that possible that that happens?

It just doesn't make any sense that someone could be in charge of wildlife management and be anti-hunting. That's what that is, is this convenient ignorance that a lot of people that don't understand wildlife have. And I didn't until I started getting into it before I started paying attention, whatever it was, a decade ago. I think those are paying attention.

Not in liberal states though. The issue is when states are like in California, where they're making illogical decisions, like the lack of dogs and black bear and in mountain line hunts. They're hard enough to fucking kill and to control the population, and especially when you're dealing with predators, like you have a responsibility as a human being to keep the population in control. I'm not saying you should run them to the point of extinction, but you have, I think, Every human in a community has, if possible, to control predators, you should. There's a responsibility to keep a certain amount of control on the situation. And when you start doing shit like saying, well, you can't hunt with dogs or you can't do this or you can't do that. You you what you should be what should be as how many numbers are they killing okay, and there's not a lot of lines getting killed. It's not easy to do you know, they're not a danger, right? No, they're not dangerous anymore.

the best system and it's not even debatable and people don't understand that when they're in urban areas and they become animal rights activists and they talk about how much they love animals they don't understand things like keeping deer population down so you don't die in car accidents because they don't have natural predators unless you're going to go fucking like what they're doing with wolves and reintroduce wolves and deer in ecosystem and then what happens well what are you going to control the wolves?

Well, that's what's really insane is that someone would want to take away your ability to acquire meat your way that somehow or another it would be good to only be able to get your meat from farmers.

I think you're right, but I think they don't understand that there would be this insane imbalance in the ecosystem that would probably lead to the rise of predators.

Your definition of human is what they want to change. I think what they want to change is they want us to evolve past this need to be relying upon our primal instincts. And my thinking on that is always I understand the idealistic or utopian sort of pull in that direction, but there's also a reality about the time that we live in. although we can see like a bright future where we become beings of light, we can read each other's minds and the internet is used to travel on. Maybe that's the future. Maybe that's a million years from now. Whatever the fuck it is. But reality is right now animals don't live forever and they're delicious when you eat them. And you guys are getting crazy, okay? You're not gonna live forever. Neither's that deer, neither's that cow. Like this is nuts. Like the idea that you shouldn't torture them 100% I'm with you. The idea that you shouldn't psychologically damage them by leaving them in cages, their whole life, and then finally shooting them and eating them. Yeah, there's a lot of bad karma to that. That would make me think that the people that would be the real animal activists would be the ones that want to encourage the natural food chain. You're not going to stop people from meeting me. You're just not. We like it too much. There's too much scientific evidence that there's benefits through cholesterol for brain function. There's a lot of benefits of eating meat. And vegans don't want to believe that because a lot of vegans with their thing is is that they used to have an unbelievably shitty diet. They used to eat fucking bullshit and cheeseburgers and shitty food and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But now that they're eating vegan, they feel so much better. Oh my God. And now they're like these proselytizing for the vegan religion. And they're going around telling everybody how amazing it is, how amazing they feel to be vegan. But I'm like, I understand. You're right. There's a lot of great nutrients and vegetables. But, and meat. And meet to me. There's a lot of good and that too. And I'm a person who never did like eat their body away. I never did eat shit food all the time. I understand that the direct correlation between nutritional supplementation, eating healthy vegetables, eating good lean meats, and feeling better in your body actually performing, especially in something like really intense. When you get into like chiu-jitsu and it kind of martial arts, the stakes of you being good or bad, or you getting your ass kicked, And that's a terrible feeling that every man wants to avoid. And you understand what's working, what's not working. Pragmatism comes into play when you're involved in anything, any competitive athletic, especially combat sports. You better eat the right shit. You better take your fucking vitamin. Because if you don't, it's a difference between you just getting out of a submission, getting to a dominant position, and winning, or you tap again. I mean, literally, sometimes is that close. It's a few beats of a heart. It's whether or not you have just that extra push of oxygen in your body. People that do that, they like me, most of them.

That's always life eats life by the way, whether or not you're eating animals. You're still kiff at killing living things.

I sure did. I sure did. I sure did. Fuck out of here. You know, you didn't read that all the time. I'm going to quiz you on chapter 8.

Is that where Pinocchio gets his Jepetto out of them well?

It's a very very that's interesting amazing though people don't understand like how that happened how all the sudden like the government it gives farmers money to like give subsidies on corn like to encourage the growth of corn and it's not just it's not family farms remember everybody it's huge industrial farms they get the bulk of the And somehow another they wash each other's hands and figure out how to slap each other in the back. Oh, totally.

Listen to what Monsano has done. Monsanto has bought up a company that was the leading company on B research because those are the people that said that Monsanto's pesticides and all the shit that's in their food is causing B populations to decline. So Monsanto buys them. Then Monsanto develops a fucking robot B. Okay, I thought, I joked around about it in my act. I said that bees, I such a country animals, I hope that we make solar powered robot bees that fuel themselves by, they have the dicks that are actually vacuum cleaners and they just fuck real bees to death and suck their life out and burn it inside their combustion engine. And I was just chucking around. I mean, anything anybody would actually make a robot, but I was like, how tough is it to pollinate a fucking plant? They didn't even know they're doing it and they're doing it. I mean, how tough is it to get smoke? Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke. Oh, I got smoke.

Well, they just thought about it. They're like, I bet they thought about it before me. I mean, but it takes a long time to develop a fucking drone by me. But they have a robot beam on Tanto has fucking robot beams now. Yeah, they pulled up a picture of it. Pull up a picture of it. Monsanto robot B is in the news today. Oh, I'm with that fucking explosion and Boston. How scary is that?

I don't know. We should probably know, huh? Let's see.

ball bearings and it so it looks like it's probably just you know one of those ones you find out online like a domestic produce I'm belieably horrific this is 7141 people have been injured 140 and at least 37 of or at least 17 rather are critical injuries doctors are pulling ball bearings out of people Yeah, oh my god. No, Montsanto Montsanto robot B

See that thing? That's the one with the quarter. The one right next to it with the quarter. Look at that. That's one up in the upper right. Yeah, one right there. Look at that. Look at that fucking thing. That is Mon Santos robot B. And that thing is going to have the same function that it actual B does. Like they'll be able to get them to fly back and forth and pollinate plants. What oh, yeah, we killed off the bees don't worry we got terminator bees that we develop So like don't sweat it out and by the way Montana probably Moncento rather owns the Copyright on these and nobody else can make their own robot bees So you're gonna have to buy robot bees from on Santa and like a real be the only last like a week, you know, there was a home and in the 1800s there was this there was a

Oh, they brought it on purpose.

So these animals are these bees rather. If they didn't exist, if they hadn't been introduced here, would agriculture be drastically different?

What are the native ones? This is supposed to the b- the honey bees are not native. Honey bees are not native. So the North American Indians, they never got any honey.

Whenever you talk about it, they're really evil fucking bugs in the world. That's really drives me nuts about animal rights activists because those are animals too. This is a whole broad ecosystem and a lot of these things that are out there, we can't live with them. If we live with them, they kill us. Do you understand that there's ants in Africa that kill elephants? They climb up an elephants leg and they go right through the fucking ear and they start eating the elephants. That's your first. Fuck yeah, it's true. That's kind of fine to them and then they communicate with this with the other the ants in their evil cunt colony and they find this poor fucking elephant and they find them and they eat him ears first Did you you must have if you're come think cuz you know those guys my boys in San Antonio who made this big promotional video for me cuz that's that's had no cons You're coming to Brian gown.

Yeah I mean, I think that's the one problem with human beings. The number one problem. If we eliminated cons, all cons, male cons, by the way. There's a trans law hawk, please. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that. Show them that.

What a monster. I'm lying monster. I'm paying on my dick on my point. Good. My point is that if we eliminated that from the world, it was just an error and everyone left had to figure things out. I think magically 99% of the world's problems would immediately be eradicated. I really do believe that. I think most of the world's problems, whether it's crazy, out of control bankers that are fucking stealing resources and robbing this country blind or whether it's evil corrupt politicians or whether it's, you know, whatever it is, you get Cut all the country human beings out of that equation and new resolutions automatically begin to show themselves. And people automatically begin to try to find ways to work together and stop environmental devastations and figure out how to be profitable while still being ethical. It's a country issue. We have like this huge civilization issue that's really a country issue.

Or mushrooms. Or just you do it. Mushrooms would help. You know what people need to do is that your ego can convince you of some pretty horrible shit because we're sort of a species that's in a stage. We're in a stage of not quite being animals, being self-aware, having the ability to communicate. not really being completely fully holy enlightened and there's a lot of things that slow us down along that way to being completely holy enlightened and enjoying this experience as brothers and sisters and the problem is people that don't get life right. whether it's genetic, whether it's behavioral because of their environment and the conditioning that the experience growing up, whatever it is. Those people that don't quite get life right and are just fucking insulting and stupid and annoying and constantly creating their own issues, constantly causing problems so that they have some sort of motivation to get through their daily day. That's a big percentage of human beings. It's a complex organism that doesn't come with a direction manual. So a lot of people fuck it up and you develop from the ground up and you do a shit job and it's addicted to drugs and it's stopping that with these drugs and you're filling these holes and you're cutting up You gotta have something that allows you to see if it's possible. Some people it's not possible. Some people are so psychologically damaged by a time they've come in adult. There's almost nothing you can do for them. But if someone did have enough sense to just stand back and look at their life as if they were trying to give themselves advice, like if you, how would you give yourself advice? Have you met you and you saw your issues? What would you say? I give myself advice. It's a great move. You know that's true. I think some of it comes also from

Well, that's so personal man. I don't I don't agree with that.

I'm going to pass why disagree with you. She might have played yourself out of the hole.

Oh, the last mile.

I just gotta say that was one of the most satisfying pisses I've ever had in my life. Congratulations, my friend. Something about taking leaks. What is that?

Oh my god. Yeah. And so did they get hurt?

Oh my god. Something suck. What the fuck? This whole thing is terrifying. CNN, don't go to CNN, folks. Don't, don't, don't even go look at the front page. It's horrific. Let everywhere. It's a con problem. It's a con problem. That's a con problem. I mean, there's obviously that simplifying things to the extreme. Don't send me Twitter messages. I know what I'm doing. I know what you're saying. You're absolutely right. I agree with you. But that's obviously missing the point.

But capable of amazing shit, you know, I've never said they're like, we could figure out how to get people to everyone get their shit together.

Yeah, but I don't think it's important. I mean, I don't think it's necessary for our survival. I don't think we have to be shitty to, in order to move forward. I agree. I think that's like the idea. I think we have technology. I think that's the case. You know, it's like, one of the things that I put, put it into perspective, that a couple thousand years ago, someone showed up on your shore. Those fucking people were dangerous and you had to kill them. You were probably going to get raped and pillaged. And sold into slavery. And now you welcome them as an important part of the tourism industry. You know, that's a completely new development in human history. Yeah, fucking rose out of stone, so you could figure out what the hell they were saying.

Well, it's really trippy is to see North Korea still rocking at old school today. Still rocking a full form.

you're right and I'm glad you brought that up and bring that dude to a senses that is what you think of North Korea when you have a dance robin in your council why doesn't he bring dance robin in in what the United States like hook it up but just provide him with you know a thousand Korean checks and just let him run it run it

The North Koreans love Dennis Robbins so much that they let him become their king and then somehow and then some strange world he goes over there and then all of a sudden he starts giving press conferences that Dennis Robbins is now running North Korea It's not outside the realm of possibility. How many steps removed from that is our elsewhere scenario running California? How many steps removed? It's only a few chapters of ridiculous parody.

Well, I was a Navy seal and I know about come trails and for Mike. You can't say he was a pro wrestler.

Yeah. And, you know, a huge man. And a big conspiracy theorist to the extreme. Yeah, he's got that show called conspiracy theory, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was looking for thermite.

He's essentially a dictator, right?

If you could say, it's an overcooked diver duck. He would be like, what the fuck is our dear leader talking about? overcooked diver duck is. I'm going to tell people sugar's bad. Mmm, so delicious, so. That's a problem. I know these cupcakes aren't good for you, but go on down to here. We've got to eat enough good food that you can do this though. That's the balance to life. Bounce life is kale shakes and cupcakes.

You've got to be able to work them all together.

It's important, man. Delicious food, passion, little wine. Yep.

You pay since you're richer than I am. I'll do it. I'm going to be a fuck.

I'm like, no! Brian, we like pretend to understand. See, one of the reasons why I have very little tolerance with you, when it comes to that is that I have my other good friend, Matt Lichtenberg, who's a huge wine fanatic, legit. I think I has a fucking crazy wine cell, or temperature controllers, how ancient wines and shit, all these important ones. that motherfucker knows why you don't know what you're talking about. I call Matt up. I call Matt up and go, hey Matt, I go, this is my choices, you know, a Bordeaux from Bumble Blah or a Bumble Blah and he'll tell you, well, Oregon in 2007 is this shit. If you can get a Pino from Oregon for 2007 and it's this particular vineyard, he just knows. He's a legit wine counselor. I went to his birthday party. And they had this really nutty dinner where they gave what they called flights of wine.

Yeah, and they were all like drinking it and describing the earthy tones. And this one is oak and this one.

I wear a scarf.

Well, you get really old shit that most likely it's on good news.

That's it. There's an crazy though that these different rich guys had the wine and sold it to each other. Like they lasted off.

I such a pretentious.

I said, how much was the most expensive one?

But yes, it's definitely not all BS and it's amazing. The subtle differences in different glass. Yes.

If you had a choose, though, if you had a choose between like no wine for the rest of your life or bland food. What is more important? The taste of food or the taste of wine? 100% right? I can live without wine, no problem.

I don't want to need wine.

I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky. I don't like the way you say nirky.

I was in Bahrain. I was spending time in France. I had to do it. There was a little bit of work done in Afghanistan, where they were perpetrated in Taliban.

You know Steve Renella is family's good rabbit.

Yeah, I don't need good wine, but I do need good food. You know, that's why when I experience We were talking about your friend that doesn't like food. I have a friend that's just like that, too. He's like, I just want to eat and then get done and then do my thing. It's like, man, I get it. But maybe he's just taste things different than I do. Yeah, Dan Cook has to be. Some people like shit and other people hate it. Like, I love sea urchin. I think it tastes delicious too. But I've tried to give people sea urchin and they're like, this is disgusting. Oh my God, like, they spit into a napkin. Like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, as long as you're not victimizing someone and you're enjoying that food, you should just be enjoying that food. Enjoy that moment. The idea that human beings have to be in perspective of six billion other fucking people is so crazy. Because otherwise you'll never be happy. You'll never be happy because the world is filled with suffering. I mean, there's always tragic instances happening all over the world where people getting hit in the head by coconuts, okay? You should not be eating and enjoying your steak because some poor farmer got hit in the head with a coconut and fucking dog, because that shit happens 150 times a year.

Yeah, you do. You'd rather live in that world than not be alive. Someone said all right. No good food, but also no zombies or good food and zombies.

You can have an awesome, you can have an arsenal.

Oh man, it was delicious. Whatever. We tell them it's special. On Twitter the other day, the best show ever would be a combination of the walking dead and duck dynasty. These dudes that go out, they do it. They're fucking wacky stunts, like pretend in block. I could open the door. So I called Bob. This is fake scenario and they're all fucking huge hit. They all get eaten by zombies. I just ripped their fucking throats out as they're filming that shitty show and they start they eat their beard I made their beard and they choking blood and brains mixed in with beard and they're trying to choke it down throwing up zombies throw up because they can't eat their beard You know one of the first time like one of the first TV meetings I arrived was years ago now was like I think it was 2004 I had a TV meeting where

I just never heard anything about Beards. He's, he fade out and dress it up in Beards. Cause they look like G.C. Top. I love G.C. Top. Listen, we gotta wrap this bitch up and bring it home. This has been a lot of fun. Cam, thanks for coming on, man. Sorry you had to share a microphone, but that's just a really low tech fucking studio. I didn't get my act together. This is the most people we've ever had on microphone. And it worked out, we did it. This is awesome. Thanks for having me on, man. And so April 28th is the show on Meet Eater. It's on the Sportsman's channel. You can find it on the internet in your local... Why don't we do this again, man? Why don't we hang in here?

Yeah. No helicopter.

I'll burn a cannon done.

We're going to work it out, but we're all going together again. Oh yeah, we're going together again.

Northern California. I'm committed.

And so, April 18th, you'll see our show. I've watched both of them. It was really fun, man. It was such a good there. It was such a cool experience of some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. We sit down on the ground, 10 degrees outside, cooking deer over a fire. What's that fucking amazing? Do it again. Couldn't have been more fun. The cashmere killer. I'm writing a blog about the entire event that I will put up. Because I have pictures of Brian taking a shit outside and we put a flag and aluminum foil in it. And we're going to offer a money on Twitter to like $1,000. Then you can find it and take a picture of their face next to Brian's shit. If you can find it on the Missouri brakes, we'll give you a rough description of where am I excluded? Yeah, you're excluded. But we had to put the poop in biodegradable these bags and take your poop with you. You're not supposed to leave your poop behind.

Yeah, there's none quite like the first night being outside the tent. Shitting into a bag when pants down. It's pouring rain. Just not quite cold enough for a different freeze. It is pouring rain. I'm shitting into a bag on it. Whoa.

I have to ask this before we, are we going to release the ravine comma footage and put that on the internet? Is it possible?

Whoever's the editor. I got a fat bag of weed with you name on it. And I know you want it. Okay, let's make this happen. We need to get through a feed cover. We need to get it on the internet. And me pulling quills out of your rump.

Okay, beautiful. Yeah, Brian for like an hour, pulled quills out of my ass.

And I would do it for him in a fucking heartbeat. All right. What's that? Dick party. Dick party. Yeah. Thanks to hover.com for sponsoring this program. Go to hover.com forward slash rogan. Get 10% off your domain name. Thanks also to Ting for sponsoring our podcast. If you go to rogan.ting.com, you can save yourself. What is it? 25 bucks. 25 bucks off of either a phone or service. Thanks also to Onit.com. That's O-N-N-I-T. Use the code name, Rogan, save 10% off. You could follow Steven Renella on Twitter. That is his Twitter name. It's Steven Renella with a V, not some fucking pH, like some freak that likes to spell. Why would you spell it with a pH when you can use a V? And I know exactly what the fuck you're saying.

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