Transcript for #367 - Aubrey Marcus

What hey, you never know until you try. Yeah, you know, kind of like hey, the guy don't try. Exactly. This motherfucker in his dick pills. You believe this guy?

So do you a doctor and tell them your dick is broke? Because it's not broke. You will give you amazing drugs. I'm not saying it's broke. Yeah, but don't tell the doctor.

Like you're lying. It sucks your cock for five minutes. And if you can think of dead puppies for five minutes, then he'll give you the pills. Yeah, they can't say no can they there's not there's no way for the test horse they can't know they they don't want to see that you're prostate with a large or let me finger death grip and then if you get hard they don't want to be ever They can't obviously I mean you just they're going to take your word for why would you say that you can't get hard if you could get hard why you wouldn't lie about that would you they don't know what it breaks their dick with that stuff do they can you possibly like break it so that you like you can't get a boner without it you know how like some dudes they get addicted to those sinus brains

Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy how different you can get excited for one girl over another? Like there are some girls and we all know them in your life where when you're around them it's just like instant flagpole. And then there's other girls where it's just, just for whatever reason, they can look just as pretty, they can be just as nice, they can be just as attractive, but there's some freak connection you have with certain people.

I think really what you're saying is kind of true like the juice. Yeah, there's you have them I never knew how to say that I know it on the other way where they've had like guys sleep in the same shirt for

Well, I would lose that one for sure. I fucking stink. I'm going down. I do much meat. It's all coming out of my pores and shit. I don't know. I've smelled some of my clothes. The worst is jujitsu because you sweat so much and then you take your shit off and you throw it in your gym bag and then you throw your gym bag in a trunk where it cooks. Yeah, because 110 degrees in LA, so you're driving around with your gym bag cooking in the trunk and then you pop that bitch open and unzip it and it's just like ammonia and funk and and that's where there's a lot of skin diseases that people get from that stuff because they don't wash those things enough and you're essentially you're rolling around in microbes and bacteria and shit and the worst part is not when it's fresh like fresh sweat is not

I want to greet that sound advice. Don't drink a drink this. I think I'm actually into a meme. That's the next meme. But you, Uncle Aubrey says, don't drink old piss. Here it on it. We don't recommend drinking your own piss when it's cold.

Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. I would say no. Why don't do it? No, I don't do it.

I've tried everything else for real folks. This is in a shamanic tradition. I know you're listening to this, you know, like there's no way these guys are serious. No, the true shamanic tradition is, it was explained to me by this guy, Jack Harer. And he said that the idea is that you eat the drug, the plant. Mushroom and eat them is scary. Which has a very different, it's not so silent, it's some other type of, what you're shooting for as a gemel.

What did they say? How would they know? How would they know? Why would they find out? What are we doing with our lives? We're sitting around drinking each other's piss to get high. What are you seeing in fairies?

I'm drinking piss and watching Pluto.

Can't just put the tipping. You got to go bald deep. Is that how it works? You're supposed to just eat it and then drink your own piss and that's what gets you hot.

But you feel so stupid if it didn't work. It's just sitting there with piss mouth, not high. And just thinking, what kind of a loser, man? I should just become a Republican. Okay, I should just go the other way and get single malt scotch and sneak in some Cuban cigars and just become an asshole.

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Yeah, and you're just getting courage people to do that. No, I don't know. I'm not interested.

Feeling below is good alone. I've never met anybody. He's had a good one. He was at a good amniated mascara experience. Not that I can't remember anybody telling me about one. They've always said, like, ah, I didn't work for me.

You just want to drink tea, bro. Weird and not so good, but there is pest drinking. So come on, join the party. You know, there's such a tradition around it, though. You know, that we can all drink each other's fist. Bye. Come on over here. Aubrey's got it all figured out. You just got to get it fresh. What does that pisses into you? And then you piss it into you? No, no, no, see. That's not how it's done. I forgot to bring cups. We all thought our works. I just pissing your mouth. And is that what we doing here? Straight from the spout. What kind of party we doing here? The freshest way to get it. Pissing his ass, all pissing your mouth. We're gonna work this out. We're gonna get high as fuck.

And when you stumble upon this fucking party, open up the tent door, what the fuck? Just piss all over the place, but the guys are the coxnans. We're just trying to get enlightenment.

Too much common.

Wanted to taste like total primary care. Maybe some T plus.

We need to call Dr. Lacer and ask him how many of those books behind him he's read. Because it's driving us crazy. I picture Dr. Lacer's got those old school books and nobody really reads.

That's the best way to answer. That's the best way to answer. That's the best way to answer. I don't know.

That's the office. They had a brain surgery kit. That's fine.

Holy shit. imagine working at 3000 brains yeah what an incredible power that must be to those guys like that they they can fix someone's brain you know but kind of agree cut out your cancer and fix your brain and then send you back to help live a healthy life yep and he did and I met one of the guys that he did that for this guy uh

That's interesting. Did he ever talk to Roman Alsky?

Yeah, well, Ramanowski, that's why he created that Nero 1. That was the first neutral pick that I'd heard of. We were on, um, no name and, um, uh, no name and Alice, or Alice and no name. Sarah, no name or other. On Alice radio. Yeah. Anyway, um, and, uh, no name. I forget his real name. I was just called him no name. How weird is that? It's a cool guy anyway. He was training with Bill Romanowski and Bill Romanowski got him to start eating healthy and started giving him this neuro one shit. Well, it's just, it's like, it's a new tropic, but it's also got like a little bit of caffeine in it. It's pretty interesting stuff. And he developed it because of concussions.

Oh, exactly. I was at a neurological research center today, and one of the things that these people were telling me, whether I was there for this silly TV show, but there's people that take their kids there, like if the kids are involved in football and they have football injuries. And they're talking about like these kids in like 15, 16 years old and they just have these massive concussions. And the fathers are like, well, what can you get back in there? And the mother is like, is he going to be okay? Right. The mothers are concerned that their kid is getting really badly hurt and the fathers are, they want them to get back in there. It's weird. She was describing it to me like these situations she's dealing with with these fathers and these kids and she's like it's really creepy because these kids don't know any better and they're just running either their dads like want them to get back in there. They get concussed like do you understand what that is? Do you understand what getting shut off is running at each other, colliding heads? Do you know? Whoa.

So, like an avatar type thing, totally.

Let me see. Oh, those rush of, oh, don't show up with us. The dog had one. That shouldn't go. I don't even know if that's real. Is that real? Yeah, that's real.

Wow, that's fucking freaky.

And imagine, if they can do that now, imagine what a thousand years from now is. Yeah. We will probably will be able to just lie in bed and send our robot out to do everything we need to do, drive the car, you know, and we look through its eyes. As it drives the car, we look through its eyes as it goes through the supermarket, picks up groceries, and we're just sitting on beaten off, beaten off, pretending for this person, and the robot wanders through the fucking town, does all your tasks come back home and you never leave the house. Yeah.

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I bet they would play like a real-life version of the Sims. Just let their human body go out there and interact with all these other robot bodies. You know, they take their body, they they lie down and they look through the body or look through the eyes of this thing and then send it off like it's a little game. And you send your robot out and your robot goes and fucks other robots and parties and your robots and animals, he drinks and drives because he doesn't even live in the real world. It lives in this fucking crazy robot.

I think everybody knows especially when you're in pulse of fuck like I know you are and I am And you've been too son. We all been a little impulsive. And as always, when you're about to do something in this, I've always go, don't fucking do a dude. You got to listen to that voice. Always.

What the fuck is that? That's you protecting yourself most why does it feel good though feels good because sometimes people need to be shown that they're cons. It's like an evolutionary response. The only way people learn how to behave is by feedback. The way they learn how to be harmonious with their fellow brothers and sisters of the world is by feedback. And when you're not good at it and you get bad feedback all the time and you don't adjust. That's like a sign of mental illness or stupidity or a lack of education or lack of someone explaining or your own personal critical thinking involving the way the world works. But for most people, as you get old, do you get way better communicating? Because you've gone through this feedback loop several times and you sort of stabilize it and you know what people like and what they don't like and you know how to get things off on the right foot and how not to and it's like sort of easier to navigate.

guiding prints. That's a real problem for young people when they're dealing with haters like the first haters in their life. You know, like, could someone who's at work with you or someone you go on a school with or whatever, but it might be like the first time you're like for someone like actively hates on you and that should can affect you. And I always say that it's like snake venom and that like having a little bit of hater is like good because you know how to deal with it. And then when when you get a full blast of it, you're like, bitch, I'm immune to that stupid shit. You know, like you've been bitten a few times, you understand it. Because people who don't have never been hated on before, like you see them get hated on, they're like, oh my goodness, just that wave of negativity that can erupt. at any time on the internet. Absolutely.

So there's some people that are just going to be negative no matter what. But there's also It's a fucked up thing, but there's a truth in that it's good to get your ass kicked. And it's good to get your ass kicked by the internet, too. It's good, you know? It doesn't seem like it's good when it's happening. And it might be completely off-base. But if it's right even a little bit, they're doing your service. Because they're pointing out holes in your game. They're pointing out holes in your game. They're pointing out holes in your game. And it might be It might be fair, but it might not be fair, too. You got to deal with that, too. But that's part of the game. That's part of you. And eventually, so hopefully, we all hope for some form of personal sovereignty. Where no matter what anybody says about you or how anybody describes you, it's better way of putting in. You know who you are, and you're all right. And like all they're doing is exposing this need to detract from another person, right? It's need to diminish another person. It's just a massive weakness. It is.

So yeah, well if you're if you're really objective especially and that's what we should all strive for right like real objectivity if you could really just fucking Really look at what you're doing right or wrong and what you're enjoying about your life. Wait you're not kind of get that bitch back on track Sometimes it's hard to see yourself. There's a sea of the people, which is why a lot of the most fucked up people with the most fucked up lives always want to give you advice. Yeah. Who wants to give you more advice than someone who's life is a mess. You know what you got to do, man? You got to get together with your girl and you got to work this out, okay? I know you don't want to work this out, but you got to work this and you're like, are you really given advice on relationships, you crazy fuckhead?

Yeah. Yeah. I would think of psychologists to do the word a shit when they beat up. You know what I mean? What is a sexual like one of those people that's like a sexual counselor? What do they beat off to?

Yeah. Right. Like how do they really totally cut loose? Yeah. You're constantly thinking about whether or not what you did is good.

Yeah, and I feel like there's certain doors to get open when you have those experiences and when those doors get open, it's like the whole world just takes a turn to the left. It's just not the same world anymore. It's just not. And that's scary for a lot of people, man. It makes sense. But you got to really look at it objectively. And one of the things you got to look at is, do you really like the world the way it is? Are you really scared of taking a left turn? It's a crazyville. Crazyville might not be that bad. Trust me, the regular world is crazy enough. Take a little trip down the leprechaun lane and have a chat with the pixies and the other dimensions. It's not a bad idea. You gotta know what the fuck is going on with your brain now. That's the problem. I would never tell anybody to do mushrooms or acid, even though I have. I would never tell anybody to do anything now today, knowing what I know. I would never tell anybody to do any psychedelic, because I don't know how the fuck their brain works.

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Wow, just blows it out. And then that tobacco kicked it in. It kicks with a kick.

Wow. So he was doing that just to get you to get rid of all the shit inside of you and throw out and clean it all out. Yeah. And then dose up. Yeah.

And make sense. Wow, we cleaned your system out with some smoke. Yeah. Do you hear that? That they found DMT in the pineal gland of live rats, huge. Yeah, huge. Yeah. This is Rick Strassman's Cottonwood Research Foundation. He just, I mean, this is something that they had speculated for the longest time. And I thought it was a fact. I thought that they had known it was a fact. until Voodoo checkin' on my message board was, I think, the first guy to clue me into the fact that there's only, like, anecdotal evidence and he was, like, challenging, strassment on the message board. Because we know that the human body produces it. And then they, I guess they knew it produced, it was produced in the liver and the lungs. But this is the first time they can prove that at least in rodents, it's in the pineal gland of a live rat.

One of the interesting things about taking the DMT was the shortness of the trip. And that's what the thing that people was coming on. One of the signs that this isn't a deadly drug is how easy your body can get rid of it. Your body can get rid of it and bring you back to baseline in 15 minutes. Like you're on this voyage to another dimension. And then 15 minutes later your body's like, OK, nothing to see here.

Yeah, come in there with a broom and sweep up all the memories of what you just did. Um, it seems like your body knows what to do with the shit. It obviously makes it. We know it makes it. We know that. But now we know that literally the third eye makes it. And that's fucking crazy because that's that's literally I hate my say literally because I shouldn't have said it that many times. That was my version of, uh, that was literally, uh, I should have said, uh, anyway. They've proven that at least in rodents, this sacred of all sacred glands, this gland that the Egyptians thought was the seed of the soul, this gland that eastern mysticism had forever connected with an eye of enlightenment, that that gland produces the most potent psychedelic drug known to man. That's fucking bananas.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a language that you can only speak with people who have had some form of experience, something, because there's a lot of people out there, and it's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with going through, I don't think there's anything wrong with going through your whole life. As long as you're enjoying it, why have a psychedelic experience? If you don't want to, if you don't feel compelled, I feel like if you feel compelled, give it a shot. But when you're having these conversations and you're talking about your shock or blowing open, porting yourself to dimensions and this crazy little tillers or serpents flying above your head. I hear you. And I'm going, yeah, wow, I'm crying. Wow, fucking A. I know that really happened. Because I've seen some crazy shit myself, not that it really happened, not that it's really a snake. But my point about that, what people always go, you know, if it's not real, okay, then you're doing something really infantile, okay, you're taking something that's allowing you to go into fantasy land for a little while. Maybe, or listen, what if I could prove that it takes you to another dimension. And in that other dimension, you will see things that you could not possibly have imagined. And you will experience novelty and honesty and wisdom in love in the purest forms possible like their joy. Like their waves hitting you where you're standing on the beach. If I could tell you that it was definitely taking you to another dimension, would you go then? I don't know. Maybe not. But here's what I know. Here's what I know for sure. If it took you to another dimension, you have that experience, or if you just had that experience in your head, you still have that experience. And it might as well have taken you to another dimension. It might as well, because the same thing happened. You saw the same shit. You felt the same things. You experienced the same things. You saw it all. It might not have been real, but it might have been real too. It doesn't matter. You still experience it exactly the same way as if it did take you to another planet. And you did ride around the wings of Saturn in your underwear. And it really does take you to that place. So this might be real, it might take you to that place, or it might be all happening in your mind. But either way, you experience the exact same thing.

You know, clinical use and it shouldn't be just for clinical use. This is what's really fucked up. All these people that are having all these thoughts and all these positive experiences like that that this is discounted by our government just it shows that we're being run by a bunch of infants like they should be experiencing it too. You should also do mushrooms, as well, sir.

It's such a silly little thing. It grows in cowshit. It looks ridiculous. It sounds ridiculous. It appears in fucking Mario Bros. Donkey Kong and shit, but it might be the thing that humanity really could count on right now. It might be the thing, if you could like, ensure across the board experiences, ensure the worldwide, over a week's period of time. You change the world forever and that's real. Yeah. You really would. One gigantic world trip where like 30% of the population of the planet does mushrooms one day. You want to talk about a strange world you would wake up to Monday morning? Yeah. I mean, people would be hugging people in the street.

And it's there, it's like a real thing. That's what's crazy. It's not like something from a doctor's Facebook, you know, that rhymes with, you know, morph, you know what I mean?

Yeah. They took the morph on top of the earth and traveled to afar.

Religious freedom is a funny thing. I always feel like Whenever someone gets together in a big giant group and there's a few people running it, check goes bad. It seems very rare than anybody can keep it together. You know, it always turns, you know, I've been reading, I've been listening, rather, to Dan Carlin's hardcore history about Martin Luther and the rise of the Antibaptists in Munster Germany. Whenever some new dude comes along and tries to change things and we're gonna do it the right ways, how God wanted it. It always goes bad. It always goes bad.

And this guy died at 16 watts. Exactly. It's always the same. Yep. And they just chopped them apart with swords and shit, and eventually got a hold of them.

So you think what happens is probably these people grow up in this horrible area. You know, third world country really impoverished, and they probably find out by Iowa, as a way to make money because there's an Iowa-skate tourist trade. Even if they take it, maybe when you just reach a certain amount of fucked up, there's no pulling you back to civilization. You know, maybe the way the human body is programmed to survive in horrible, destitute situations, really disgusting violent situations. The human body sort of designed to to be able to function in those environments. And those had a change, get wacky and crazy. And those had to deal with war. It adapts, adapts, and that becomes a new reality. That becomes every day, day living now. And it just seems like when you go a certain distance down the cut hole, it's like there's no pull in your back.

chicks from America with yoga pants yeah come down there and I'm just trying to get spiritually clean I'm just trying to open up my shockers and she's big juicy ass in yoga pants and she's in love with this dude because he makes the magic bro and he knows how to call the dragon and she's in fucking c3 yoga pants. Do you know they just fix those c3 yoga pants?

They should have shot the fuck up. It's what they should have done. You know what you were doing dirty freaks. Who what girl doesn't put those on and get in front of a mirror? Oh my God, you can see everything. I can't wear these. Oh my God, you can see everything. Should I wear these? Would you think I wasn't who if I wore these? Oh my God, you can see it. Can you see everything? Can you am I being picky? They talk themselves out of it. They know that their box is just hangin' out there. And a lot of these dirty freaks would go to yoga class with nothing on, just these yoga tights. And literally you could read their lips. Literally, there's, I said literally five times after I said I hate that I said it. Literally you did. Fuck, cunt, cunt, fuck.

They should just shut the fuck up. They should just go radio silent. The Mark's sending them. Keep selling them and go radio silent. And they go, are these the these yoga pants still see through just go?

Huh? Huh? Yeah, it looks great in you. There's a good for you. Go with the dress rooms over there if you want to get changed.

Just have a nice bright dressing room. So none of those freaks can try foul. Just let them look at your box in the mirror.

It'd be good for everybody. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Except, shamans, they night use those American yoga freaks. They use to a bunch of barefoot fishermen women. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Too much, too much to bear. Yeah, it's milky white skin and a big juicy booty and stretching out in the jungle floor.

We put out alpha tights. for guys to show their cocks. This would be the new alpha thing, alpha tights. Everybody was like, why do I have to wear underwear? I'm just going to wear tights and do's just wear tights everywhere, but they're see-through tights where you can just really show your cocks. And that becomes a new thing. I would believe that would be the new thing before it would ever believe that there would be dudes willing to pull their pants down to their balls and then belt them in place there. And you have your underwear hanging out. And that this would be like a super common practice. And that would be walking on the street. Let's see, five, 10, 20 young men with their fucking pants pulled down below the crack of their ass. And I'm like, what are you doing? Do you know what stupid this is? So I wouldn't believe that that would be possible and it is. So I believe that the the cocktites would be the shit.

Yeah, they don't have belts. You can't have belts because you can choke someone down.

Well, the booty master, where's that guy's name? The one guy, the booty bandit, who was in that locked up show, you ever seen that show? No. You've never seen that. Brian, please pull that up. Since we have this amazing internet connection now, the booty bandit from locked up, or they also call them the most terrifying man on earth or something like that. But he was all talking about dudes that are sagging, you know, and they go, to me, that's sexy. He's like, that's sexy. Like, you sagging front of me. Yeah. Find that. This is, uh, this guy's fucking liar.

The booty was more important than for a man's butt.

Wow. Oh my goodness, that's enough. I've heard enough. The bloody warrior.

It's all, that's what they use for.

Well, that's not the day where you actually did it. But if you didn't apologize, you'd have been fine. The problems didn't know that.

Oh, that's scary.

Keep getting caught in an African prison, son. Don't do it. Oh, don't do it. How fucking terrifying.

I mean, there's no point we're going to war. Yeah, you're going to war to death first day. And you're probably going to die. You may die. Most likely.

Don't go to Africa. That's another one. Imagine if Africa was the only place left. Imagine if there was some crazy fucking catastrophe. Most of the world got wiped out except the continent Africa. And we all hopped over there and boats from all over the world and battered out for a chunk of the Congo. Carve your steak in Africa, the rest of the world just a waste, just a giant wasteland, a small

There's a lot that's fucked it up. And it's so fucked up in so many ways. It's like, how do you bring some molly aback? You know, very true. How do you bring Liberia back? How do you how do you snap those back to the standards of, you know, European cities like London?

Sure. It's also like, you know, what he has any desire to go and use resources to help these poor people out. These people who live in Liberia, or live in Somalia, or live in any of the really poor sections of Africa, like they got a really shit roll of the dice, location-wise. They were born and incredibly impoverished place. And it's like there's got to be something that the rest of the world, like, got to be honest about where these people are. The rest of the world's like, well, you know, they can pull themselves up by the root straps, just like we did over here in Munich. The infrastructure of some spots is like so much better to get born in those spots.

Well, that is a fascinating aspect of that about Africa. That's the Nigerian scammers. I mean, they're so famous, like the Nigerian scammers. Like everybody has heard about Nigerian scams. There's been so many of them. And so many of them were the dudes just get so dupped. Like it's always like a guy and they pretend that they're a girl. They get the gold out of it. Yeah, I can't get the gold.

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Right. Nobody should have said about Nigerian. They took it to the next level. They pretended to be Nigerian, right? But they're really like from Sweden or some shit. Right. Go ahead. I was just going to say speaking of Sweden or some shit I was thinking of foreign countries where this guy can go that leaked this the NSA documents whose he's hiding. You know this whole story? Yeah, more than other WikiLeaks kind of. Yeah, exactly. It's the one that showed us that the NSA has been following every phone call on Verizon. So in collecting metadata about every transaction you have. every interaction that you've had.

Yeah, just in case they need to. I think yeah, that's the idea. Not that they want to invade your privacy, but that if you turn out to be a creep, they want it to be really easy to build pull out any data on you. The problem is that's like so or well in. and you're giving people this incredible power to peer into people's privacy, and what do we lose and return for that? Well, we really lose all privacy, because all privacy when you're interacting with, unless you're talking in a closed room, and even then, like, if you go into like foreign places, like working on secret shit, like, and the season stuff, they won't only bring iPhones. Do you know why? Because you can't take a battery out of an iPhone. and Amber Lyon taught us that. Like she's gone in, like when she was working for CNN, she'd do these like big-time interviews and she'd have to get an Android phone so they could take the battery out because they want to don't want anybody. Otherwise they can have that thing working remotely and they can spy on you. I mean, all that technology is available. They could just set your phone off while you're hanging it out in your office, planning your dastardly attack on Gotham City, you know, with your fucking superhero friends or whatever, and they can record it all.

Those two things you brought up to should have absolutely nothing to do with the law. In fidelity or marijuana or whether there's nothing to do with the law. Law should be all about protecting people. That's me protecting people from violence, protecting people from theft, protecting people from injustice. And ensuring a harmonious community. And that's really what it should be. That's what all the laws were.

Well, you know, I've been really, like I said, listening to this Dan Carlin podcast, I've listened to dozens of them over the last couple of weeks. And it's amazing how good we have it today. Just compared to like the 1500s. Like the way the people were living just 500 plus years ago, it's just, it's totally insanity. Totally insanity. We would, we would be in hell if we were forced to be back there. It was such a short period of time ago. It's like, we, Without a doubt, there's a lot of room for improvement in this society and this culture, but we're seeing an awareness right in front of our eyes that I'm not even sure if we've totally understood the impact of it yet, because what you're seeing with like this NSA leak thing and WikiLeaks, you're seeing this forced response. in this grand global way. They have to respond to these things in a global way. The whole UK is writing articles about it in newspapers, writing articles about it, Hong Kong, the fact that this guy was on the run, the FBI is looking for... This is a worldwide publicity disaster for the NSA. And it's been created by one person who took a stand. And now they're going after that person as if he's some sort of a terrorist. One person that showed that, hey, you guys are kind of violate in the Constitution. Like, what's going on here? Do we have a Constitution anymore? Oh, no, this NDA thing that you've fucked past, that's sort of bypassed the Constitution. So now, all this illegal shit or that used to be illegal, you made it legal, so you think you're doing an okay job. Is that what's going on here? This is clearly bad governing. It's clearly. And I think that transparency is being exhibited in like this reaction to this NSA whistleblower thing, where people, you know, the presidents having to defend it now, and one of the things he was saying, I was just talking about this to Duncan. We were talking about how Obama was like, you know, this is something we should definitely have a debate about. I'm definitely open to talking about this. But really, why was it a secret then? Why did somebody have to leak this? Why didn't you discuss this with people and explain the pros and cons of losing this much secrecy, of losing this much privacy? That's ridiculous. There's not that many threats to this world. I don't buy it. I think they're doing a great job in shutting down threats. Have you stopped and look at how many threats and they've turned into actual terror attacks? Besides the Boston one and besides a couple other ones, there's very few. Very few. When you compare them to actual days of the week, you compare them to actual human interactions to take place throughout 50 states and numerous cities all throughout the day, all over the time, there's very few like those shitheads from Boston. There's very few like, you know, whether it's a 9-11 that happened in 2001 or because they can squash most of them without reading every fucking email you sent. They shouldn't be able to read everybody's shit. That's ridiculous. You know, I think if you could prove that you were just and that you were looking out for the best interest of man, maybe you should be able to go and like look into this stuff without a warrant. But because it's been proven, like the IRS goes after conservative Tea Party groups, like much more than they go after liberal people, they just got busted for doing that, like chasing down these Tea Party folks and making their life hell, harassing them, like making their experience with paying their just taxes, much more difficult.

Diane Feinstein was explaining that we needed to do these things because we need to stop terrorism. And when she was saying this, I was imagining that this person gets to speak for me. I was imagining, like, the ridiculousness of this person getting to speak for me, this silly person who, if there was a couple of us and she started talking, we'd be like, okay. Stop talking. You're talking nonsense. Like you're talking nonsense. If she was just around us right now and she was explaining why that would be important, she would look like a buffoon within a couple of minutes time. She would be stammering and it would be a disaster. Yeah. There's no argument there. And there's not a single argument that you could point to. were a competent society that cares about its citizens, and it cares about the quality of life, which includes respect for your privacy, that that culture would allow these ass fucks to just download every email you send. Duncan had a great way of describing it today. He said, could you imagine If the government in the 1960 said, hey, everybody that sends a letter through the mail, we're going to take it in Xeroxit and then we're not going to read it, but we're going to have it and then we're going to send it back to you. And we're going to just keep all your letters in the storage facility in Utah. If you really get the fuck out of here, you don't have to read my letters. Why do you need to read? You're just because what a person calls themselves a cop, so the CIA or the FBI, they put themselves in the some sort of a group, now also they believe they have power that a regular person doesn't have. Because if there's only two people on the planet, you and Mr. FBI guy. And Mr. FBI guy is like, I believe you might be plotting terrorism. So I'm going to read your emails. You're like, you emails to who you fuck? Is this you and me? No, you can't read my email. Get out of here. Go fuck yourself. You're just a person. But when you're in a group and you're the NSA or the CIA or the FBI or any fucking other three letters you want to strengthen together, all of a sudden you have the power to go and do really rude shit to people. You know, and that's the problem with big groups and then rude by throwing them in jail.

That's why you should always write in a journal after you beat off. That way you're at your most honest. I really know your piece of shit. Just spell it out.

people found out a way to hack that now so you can go in there and take all those photos and all those videos that are supposed to be you know gone forever well all you have to do there's so silly all you have to do is have two phones right and you take a photo photo of the photo and that way you don't even have to get a screenshot and you have to get there's so many it's a weekend that weekend there's so many design shots that you just sense it now these motherfuckers are playing tiktok to this and there's no girls with workable vaginas that we're gonna send good pictures anyway it's all this the game's terrible it's terrible game

You should make your journal. You should write it in a very specific, like, do you have those, you know those scholastic, white and black book covers? This is like that weird pattern that they had and it was a hard cover. Like TV. Yeah. You should only write in those, right? And write my journal and then make up a dummy one with one of those ink bombs, like they have for bags that they give away during bank robberies. And once you open some of your shit. Glammy! Right in the mug. Yeah. Green with envy and rotten desire. Just you fucking green, fuckhead all over. Like dirty green, like a rotten stinking green. Or not. Or don't write ridiculous shit to a paper, leave it around your house. If I was staying over your house, I'd probably fucking read it. If I went to use your bathroom, would I take a leak? And I was like, what is this motherfucker writing? And I'm on the shitter reading. And you're like, why are you still in there, man? Oh, dude, I'm constipated. I don't even realize that your book is in there and I'm reading your book most likely.

Yeah, but I think I got it. I only have books in the shitter if I'm not taking my kale shakes because if I'm on a regular kale shake program, I always do I describe it is like a tunnel and then those zombies from World War Z or running down down the tunnel just all stacking on top each other. That's what the kale shake is. It just fills up your entire pipe with a thick green gooey substance, because I doubt about 30 ounces. And then those motherfuckers just push everything out. It's a wild ride. You know what, dude? I told you we, someone on the message board actually found out how much of that shit is in kale, as opposed to other things, celery has more than kale.

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Yeah, but it's also good to have some real science and knowledge behind it too, which I think for sure. Asbury, you know, he takes a lot of heat, but he knows a lot of shit. And he's not a professional. So if he gets something wrong occasionally, you've got to realize that guy also runs like an IT company. People are always like accusing him of trying to hawk his items, which he definitely is like over bulletproofing everything. I asked him if he had a bulletproof wife. This goes home to his bulletproof marriage and his bulletproof sex. He's just, you know, he's just, he's starting a business. He's got great ideas. He's got great ideas. But the point is like, that guy had free shit up on his website for a long time. They're still a ton of free information. The really in detail, excellent stuff that he's pulled down. He has references. He tells you where he read it. He tells you what it's about. He tells you what the benefits of these certain things are. It's really good stuff. And I know that his like his his thing is try. He's like he's on a quest to try to figure out the ultimate combination of foods and exercises and treatments for to rehabilitate injuries. And he's right about a lot of shit. Like he may give me a great tip on that pro-low zone therapy for for back It's got a lot of really wacky ideas. Bulletproof coffees. Genius shit. That's a genius invention.

Yeah, well the combining it with fats so that it's a slow release of caffeine. That's what coffee always needed. That's what coffee was missing all this time. That fucking jolt that you get when you down like a 20-out Starbucks, it's black. You get that weird shaky like, oh fuck this is a druggy feeling. Too much, man.

Yeah, just slow that slow release.

Do you have like one of those goggles that you look through and it gives you the number?

Why'd you drop the gun?

So you're going to do it in lifestyle. You're going to use the gun? No.

This is beyond us. Do you work excited about killing it with the knife? I'll tell you right now that's creeping me out. I'm thinking of you going to stray caveman, fighting in an ear or you saw on them and going, well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you all the emotions that went through really at that point.

That's very avatar like it was very avatar life if you said it next to me and I would never let you live it down. Thank you. Oh sister.

Well, we're eating it. I'll be laughing.

I thought you were saying that would say the same thing as you.

I'm giving you a hard time, but the reality is that's a beautiful way of approaching it. I mean, it's just something easy to make fun of when I'm a hacker. Right there, I didn't let it go.

Yeah, no. The porcupine all it did is poking in the eye. You fucking stabbed it. But that's what shot it. I stabbed it. You went straight Detroit on that fucking poor deer. And you're like, Cunty Bucky Point.

That's so weird. Yeah. Well, I guess you had an intense experience with it.

There's a really cool video of a dude taking a part of pig. I have it on my Twitter. If you want to see it, it's kind of fucked up. Like, it's on my Twitter from a while ago, so I don't know what the, what the name of the video is. See if you can find it, Brian, because I know you're not doing anything else. Uh, I think you can do taking apart the pig. But my point is when you watch it, like you watch like the set, like, they're, oh, well, that, there's bacon. Oh, well, there's the ham hocks. Oh, right. There's this, there's the pork loin. There's the, when you, when you're watching it, like, be dissected from an actual pig broken down. He does it in like three minutes. They're fast. Yeah. This guy just hacks through this fucking thing. He uses a saw in some spots. This isn't it. This is taking a part, but this is taking a part of cooked pig. This guy's got a raw one. That's the one you want. You want the raw pig. I think this is probably. Yep. Well, this isn't the one that I, but I had seen, but this is similar when they just start slicing through. And it becomes, it goes from an animal to meat. And it makes that weird transition. But when you kill yourself, it never makes that transition. Even when it's me, it's like there's a re- when you put that stake on the grill and you're seasoning it and you're cooking it like this is a weird connection with that animal. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Most people don't get that, you know? They don't ever have a chance to get that.

Yeah, and even if it's not, I mean, it is healthy and if you think it's different, it becomes different. Yeah. If you have this, even like, It's hard to dismiss the emotional connection that you have to it because out of emotional connection is very important. It is. Emotional connections are something that people who all you're just emotionally attached to that. Well, maybe it's good, you know, maybe it's something that you like, you know, keep that thing. Whatever the fuck we're talking about. Emotional connections is not necessarily bad. And if you have an emotional connection like that, it would make the meat feel better, make it feel better like about your sustenance.

Even when you're doing it in a place with fences. Yeah, I mean, it's it's not like going to Africa and taking out a wild zebra. Yeah, which by the way, apparently delicious. Apparently zebra says good. I never had horse before until I went to Joe beef in Montreal. and they served his horse. Oh my god, it's goddamn delicious. A lot of people are hate saying that man. They hate saying that. And I get it. I've seen people in their horses. It's like their dog. It's pony better. I wonder if that's probably more tender.

Yeah, anything with like the crazy pom-pom feet.

Yeah, those are big fucking horses too, man.

So when you were the Chinese voice earlier in the gay voice, now you son of a bitch, you son of a bitch. So the what we would do if we were going to have an on it hunting thing is basically just use that branch and you know just work it through like they could do it through us through our website We explain it maybe map out of your experience Whitney's experience and yeah, I'm gonna go there soon too my experience. I want to shoot a buffalo. Yeah, I got a bit and people like it's not very sporting I just want to eat a buffalo and I want to shoot a lot of me I want to I have a giant freezer and I'm gonna set it up to eat my own meat I just think it's the smart way to do it. I think it's the healthiest way to do it. And I think that wild game like that, whether it's Buffalo or Deer and especially Venice and I think it's like the most delicious meat on earth, elk is absolutely delicious. It's really the smart thing to do if you can do it. If you have the time, if you have the finances to go to a place and hunt It's really a smart way to gather meat. It's a way we really should all do it. And if we did, we would have a totally different sense of this connection between man and nature.

The only thing smart to do with the gun thing is to let them do it. Let the branch do it. We don't have, because you don't want to put people with psychos. Like, we're going to have four of you're going to go hunting together. And one guy's just shooting the ground under his feet, trying to rock a jump. You never know what the fuck you're getting into when you meet random strangers. It's just, we all love half a brain. I love our brain. You love our brain. Let's play most dangerous games. Rock paper scissors to go, who gets killed. Yeah, there's a lot of nuts out there, as long as I'm trying to say. But having a place where, you know, you have like a gathering of the Jogalo's type situation for honor fans. Everybody gets together and does battle ropes to lead throw into the garbage.

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Well, not on its start hunting, but on it have an option where we connect you with one of those places. I would love to have like a Ted Nuggestile set up. It's definitely not the same as going out into like the woods of Alaska and going and getting around there.

Yeah, that's great. you're acquiring your meat in a conscious way and that's really it happens to be at the you know at the tip of a rifle but yeah that's really what you're about to do laser debt laser tag hunting with animals well it's a funny thing mainly that with photos people uh try to get the cross-set yeah they do that they close up on them it's really dangerous mountain lions people try to do that um the um photo time, what is laser tags where you wear like a vest right?

People don't have any problem with fishing in a place where they stock the fish. Nobody has problem with that. You go to a lake and the fish are in the lake. Like, oh, they stocked it recently. It's great. Catch big trout. But if you go like to a fenced-in place and hunt an animal, you're a piece of shit. Yeah.

So what does it a spear gun? Yeah, so basically it's an old trigger.

So how close do you have to get?

You know, eight feet. How many did you miss before you got one? A ton.

I want to go there and kill one just to eat.

Bad idea. Some dude just got jacked in France on the sunny moon. Tiger surfing. I do not know what charcoal was, but I do know that it was the third guy in two years to get jacked there.

Yeah, what do you think that America is just too savage? And the people would just start grabbing her and they wouldn't be able to just let her do that.

It's not exactly fine, like, you know.

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Yeah, there's nothing wrong with looking at a little box where you're having some roast beef, a little vagina. Just like there's nothing wrong for the gals to go to cocks and get some chicken while dudes are swinging addiction front of them. I thought they really wanted it. What's wrong with it? Nothing. It's nothing wrong with it. What if they want? Let them do what they want, right? There's no, wouldn't that be better? And let us all decide what we actually like, set a confusion to shit out of Catholic school girls by telling them that cocks is bad. Who's the biggest freaks ever, right? Catholic school. They're oppressed. Do you ever have a Catholic school girl experience? Oh yeah. One of my first girlfriends. In Catholic high school, all girls high school. And every one every girl in that class was rabid. Rabbit. They got to hold us some cock as soon as they got to have a school. They would just start jerking dudes off. They couldn't help themselves. They were in a trance. Anytime you repress those naturally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything else. Fascinating, isn't it? That girl was easily one of the like most sexually explosive girls I had ever dated ever. Like, as soon as you would start making out, she would go full, like, satanic possession. It was insane. It was insane.

And we were both 17, you know, fuck, you're doing your 17. You're like, just a meat machine, just moving to the whim of bones. No, no, no, no.

It's not though. It's not the same. It's not the same. You're forcing it. It's a big difference between that and when you do remember those 17 year old boners. Those things were ridiculous. They would hurt. You dick would get so hard. It would hurt.

You know, some wacky fucking shit that you got at a counterstore.

Well, you got to learn how to have better balance. You got to look at it like doing a downward dog and just grab a hole at the top of the lid of the, you know, the top with the upper deck is right. And then just bend down and push your dick down. Yeah, but don't push your balls.

You have to do one on the time. That's what you're going to do.

And then if you thought about it that deeply. But now I'm forced to.

I just wait. Well, Brian is constantly on size. All day, every day, can't get rid of boners. It's affecting the way he shits. He's like holding it in because he knows his boner lasts for six hours and other three hours. I'll be able to shit.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had a ward on his dick. Yeah. Freak bastard. Yeah.

Well, didn't he say that after they killed it? Yeah. Yeah.

Brian's right there under Google images. Rasputin's cock, they really do have it.

He would you go and he had struggled with it. You allowed to have that on you stream. I talked to Brad today. Why is that?

Look at that. That is Rasputin stick.

Well, that just saying saying everybody that he was able to dilate his pupils at will. It probably means he was on drugs probably. Yeah, most likely giant dick dude on drugs.

Damn.

No, he was really unhappy with him. Dude, his dick was 11 inches.

And his thick as most men's risk. That's what it says. The Russian women were all about it. That is incredible. The dude was just super gangster. What do you mean he doesn't look that big? It's bigger than that chick's whole entire head. It's soft. Dude, it is all you son of a bitch. I don't think you're allowed to do that. Brad from Eustream will frown upon those kind of shenanigans. We don't want to get them in trouble. Brian. Shut the fuck up, dude. Stop. I've been talking to too many bigfoot people, man. This show has been very fascinating. I'm learning a lot. I can't wait to talk about it, but I can't talk about it yet. But I'm learning a lot. I'm learning a lot about it. I'm curious people's son.

Oh, I'm learning a lot about everything. It's all connected. It's all connected.

Psychic Sasquatch, the whole thing UFOs.

Now, shave my balls. You should trim the upper stack.

Glad you asked Brian. I like to use a double blade razor and defense soap. I lather up the old sack a rune with soap. Get it nice and primed with soap and then just the the brazes of today. You don't need to. Two blades. You can go five blades. I don't know how many blades are on there because I can't count. So I just get in there. Whatever. for us. These razors are so good these days. You're not gonna nick it unless you're not paying attention. What about asshole? I let that go. He's not gonna go. I let. Welcome to the jungle. We got fun in games. I don't know what's going on back there. I don't even know. I wash it with ever possible and ignore it. It's like a squirrel with a bullet. It's very happy with the balls forward. Everything back is outside or I don't know. I don't know where it fits in the equation. Does this shit look like a rake went over it? My shit usually looks like like it's like a lot of there's a lot of green in there like chunks of leafy vegetables until I gorge on meat and then it becomes hard chunky.

None wrong with that either. It's interesting though, what a total victory porn is had over the way women take care of their vagina.

Well, they had to keep up. They had to compete. Too many guys were looking at these perfectly shaved vaginas and with girls licking them and, you know, beat them off to them. And the women catch them and they're like, ah, this motherfucker likes this shit. I got to shave it all down.

I never had a problem with the big bush. You know, when girls started trimming it all down, I was like, yeah, I guess that's better. But do you remember like when you were in high school and girls never shaved it? Yeah. It was always craziness down there. It was chaos down there. Yeah. And you didn't get upset, you know, you didn't get bombed out. You remember like, we tell stories, like, dude, all the way up to her assholes. It was just a hair over a back. And this is a girl that I dated who had hair. She had hair everywhere. I mean, it was crazy. She had like her lower back was hairy. You know, she was hot as fuck though dude didn't matter She was just not deal with that. Oh, you could have trust me. You could have dealt with it.

I was friends with the gal who went to an all-girl's college in Boston. I forget which one, but it's super, she was super left-wing, like the most left-wing person I've ever dated, like vegetarian, like, full-on, her friends and shaved their legs at all. She didn't shave her legs either, but she was blond, so you couldn't tell, but her friend looked like a hobbit. It was the strangest thing ever. I went over her house, her friend was Greek, and she had hobbit legs. Her legs were just black with hair and black feet. I feel like a complete and total hypocrite to say there's something wrong with that. Completely total hypocrite. It doesn't really fit, right? It doesn't fit at all. How could I, how dare I say anything, this wrong with that? If that's her choice, But Dan, it was gross. Didn't matter. I have no business thinking it's gross. I'm fucking grosser for sure, but it was gross. I had to get out of there. It was freaking me out. It was fucking hairy feet. It was just so weird. They were so weird. They were both. They both came from money, money and educated parents, and they were just fucking fighting the power, tooth and claw. And I guess I really appreciate that in a lot of ways. Like, you know, if you have like, really oppressive parents are very strict parents and once you're very rigid in their focus you want to break away from that and like make form completely radical opposing opinions make a statement but when the armpit hair starts creeping like I've been a newbie to such creeping over on of the tip you know you ever did you go here and I just yeah on the nipples yeah yeah yeah yeah being here so they didn't do a day on the nipples yeah that's stradden yeah it's stradden yeah it's stradden when we're bringing back a weird place is there now

That's not true. Wow, he just got called out son. You just got called the fuck out. Now, you need to tell the truth though. Is it true or is it not true?

I mean, rude to Brian.

I apologize. No perfect person right there. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. It's late. It's 10 30. I've been working all day talking to crazy people. And I talked to a senator today about UFOs. Can't wait to tell you, but you got to have to.

You're doing, like, these, uh, Jason, so it's inspired video pills. Yeah. And they're fucking good, man. What was that? The one on the psychedelic experience?

It's fun. That's a very good one. It's very fun. I enjoy it very much. I like that you're doing that too, man. And it's really easy to criticize those things. It's really easy to mock them and make fun of. And if you were in front of me when you did it, I probably would have mocked you a little bit. But it's not that it's not good. It's trying to put some fun to put you in for out there. You're putting the right vibes out there. And that's the problem with the right vibes is they've been co-opted by silly douchebag. So if you get in that mix that energy vibe love mix, You can, you know, immediately like, what? Bitch, what are you doing? What are you trying to do over there? You start to call me. You're a shaman, you fuckhead. You know, it's like, no, you're trying to do the right thing, but there's so many people that aren't that are mixed up in the same vein. I mean, I hear going to Burning Man's a lot of fun. Good fucking luck with that. Good luck with that, because there's at least 10 dudes there that you do not ever want to be stuck talking to. And they're in a tent right next to you. There's at least 10 dudes. 10 dudes that at 20. Let's be super generous. If Burning Man has 50,000 people, I don't know how many people it has. If it has 50,000 people and 10 of them are just insufferable twats, why would you go?

There's a lot of fucking cool people that go.

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