Transcript for #513 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz

I have a question for you by the while we're on it because I always have questions for you. I forget to talk to you. about a month ago, somebody posted the mushrooms, the quadriceps, the quadriceps, the quadriceps there and the shroom tack and they had like what this mushroom looks like in 10 years and how it got fungi and this is what it does to inside your system. That's all bullshit. It does inside your system. Like inside your body, what it does and this shit.

Come on, you know, it's on Facebook. They showed like a new eat quarter set mushrooms. It was at least.

Now when you do the shrimp tech sport, it's not that you get hyped. I don't get hyped. No, I just feel that the end. Like when I'm like, I look at the clock and I go usually, I leave at this time. I got one more.

How much do you have to how long before? It says six weeks to acclimate. That's what they said.

When those fiveers go to Denver, how long? They go two weeks, maybe.

You know, it's a wild. I was just in Utah. I'm short-lake city, and that also has an out elevation. Yeah. You don't remember. You just go out and do something.

I know when they play football on them, but that's murder. When people come and visit, they got a flight on Monday and they get to practice the whole week. The NFL does. You know, I'm good at just do because you got to do something just to acclimate.

And that's amazing when you walk around the city of Boulder, per se. And you walk around, you're there for six weeks and you get acclimated, everything or whatever they say. And you start getting used to it. And then you go skiing. And that's what you really find because there's a level on the mountains that it's just brutal. It's just fucking brutal. Telling 11,000 feet. Yeah. And here's the fucking crazy thing. A lot of people decide to eat up there. And that's when you're in trouble. Really? Your body can't handle that. Your body can't handle. No shit. A little while I put up there. I'm talking up there. 11,000. You could ski down it. That's fine. We ski and then we get to the bottom and we go up and you get your momentum and you just ski and you get it's when people stop up there and they hang out for an hour and a. They get out the tooth sickness, high altitude sickness, high altitude sickness, it's a motherfucker. It's like being seasick. Really? It's like being seasick.

And it's crazy. When you're up there for a while, you tie it. Like, you don't have to do anything. Just talk to people up there. It just puts your body through something. Because the first time I moved to Colorado, I didn't go to Boulder. I went to Aspen. And all I felt like doing was sleeping. And I was 18. I only was sleeping now at 50. Right. 18. I didn't fucking sleep. We slept. And man, for like three weeks all I could do is fucking sleep. I couldn't take a normal. Wow. It was just that heavy. I passed out of this smoking pot the first time. I think a big old bomb hit next to you in the pick of me up off the fucking floor. First day of last one of the Sunday more afternoon. I went to some people's house over. It was Galena Street that had an apartment. I went up there by the fire. I'm gonna do a bomb. Yeah, I'm a tough guy. Boom! Bam! Bump the head, ice cubes in your head.

She always said kid I was allergic to dogs like a motherfucker. I mean really doctor. I had to go to a doctor if I had contact with a dog.

Over the years I just kept playing with him. I couldn't live like that. I couldn't live like that no more. That's when she was a horrible way to live. If I went to somebody's house, it's a child and they had a colleague or something. When you get something at a collie, I could fucking touch this collie. You're a kid and something got a collie. That's it. That's last even motherfucker. You know, that's as good as it gets. And my god mother had a collie in my mom and go, you can't go in the house. I got a fucking go in the house. I got to see him. They called him last year. I would hug him in an hour later, my eyes would be like fucking, I got punched in the face, bolted him and they'd make me wash my hands after an hour they'd go to the hospital, he'd put some whatever in the eye and they'd tell me that the fuck with the dogs, that's eight times. I said, bro, dogs are my fucking thorn in my side when I was a kid from getting bit, I got bit in the face, I got bit in the leg, I got, I kept getting bit.

No, I never harassed them in my fear. I had such a fear with them. And then one time on like Spanish Harlem, a guy used to walk past me every day in the summer, and he had two dogs, and he would say, don't say a lot of my dogs. You know, don't talk to my dogs. Because I was trying to work over the fear. I knew that somebody said, you gotta play with him. He's not gonna keep biting you. And probably after a summer one day I didn't say hello to the dogs. Like the dogs were both buying the female came back and bit me in the fucking leg. You should say hello. So this is not time. Like I haven't been a scared of dogs. I don't know.

Listen man, dogs just, you know, they don't know. Yeah. You can't. Every day we hear about a dog attack, a sum shit. You don't fucking.

Now who's the Ali fight in Africa?

Yeah. Yeah. The thriller Manila. Yep. The thriller Manila. That's the place where he pointed the gun on him from the bottom. Joe's phrase was on his balcony and shit getting sudden. My mom all he said, Joe, crazy. At the point of like I started this pistol at him. Did he really? Yeah, it's crazy. You know, my mom I was crazy in a funny way. You know what I'm saying? Like he was crazy in a funny way. What was I year was we know that video I showed you James Brown the first time I came in your pocket. That's where the video was taken because it was George for me. It gets my mom and I'll eat. Don King said, wait a second, I ain't stealing enough. on this fight. I'm as we'll get a musical performance. Get a bunch of motherfuckers out here, steal from them too. And I just rob a bunch of black people all at once, right? Right? So he robbed. He got the spinners. He got, uh, he got James Brown. He got all these black bands to go to fucking Zayir and perform as a music festival, Celia Cruz. He got the funny all stars. He got, uh, who, well, he got, like, just all these black bands. And what happened? He probably just stuffed them in shit. It's probably just stepped them through. He's like, I didn't make enough money. Then they were going to cancel that fight. When they got something was wrong with that fight. I don't know. Look it up something happened. It was going to get pushed back. But he had the music already set up. It's very interesting that they made a movie about it called Soul Power. And that's, uh, who's that guy that sings lovely day? Lovely day Bill Widdlers.

Yeah, Bill withers is in that movie. Fucking tremendous.

Well, we're Kings.

Not bad, you know, as much as you could watch those, but there's a great picture of Muhammad Ali. with Bill Widdish. You know, he got that thing as all those great love songs. You don't tell him not to move with it. And he's got his shirt off and Africa eating the fucking steak and eggs. And my home on Lee's just dropping now. It's talking, you know, about the fight and Bill Widdish is next to him and he won't look up. He's just eating this fucking steak. It's so yummy for you to tell me he won't look up. No shirt on Bill Widdish. Fucking tremendous.

You know, Joe Fraser was no walk in the parking lot. He does a three dudes. I think Joe Fraser's a really scary guy with that fucking left hook to his. It hits you like a fucking bomb. Yeah, okay. It was a moving hook. Yeah, he was like tremendous. Oh, we could die. It's hard to do that. Like to just come up like that. I'm a band. We throw his whole body with that. It's whole body. I never see it just fucking.

Even if you knew it was coming. Yeah. Even if you knew once you saw him ducking like that, once you saw him taking that little step, that little crotch, whatever that's all.

I said, wasn't we used to go to Philly, we used to drive passage in on the way in from the airport. And he lived at his gym before he died.

And you know the brothers are showing up with the door. My long loss, my fucking cousin.

I'm a shot man.

Three. Oh, you've got them all the time. I had to deal with one recently. Movies, TV shows, you've got them constantly. Just ear beatings. All you have to do is invite.

Oh, you get them for your time. It's not even that you get them for money. It's you get them for your time. Yeah. Look at you. Well, you're a little bit through. You're busy. Yeah. You swamp. There's no more.

No, they don't understand when you have children. There's no schedule. I can't count on my schedule, bro. At 10, 20. She wouldn't get off my fucking lap. Watching one of two three videos on YouTube. At 10, 30. I want to pick her up. Like, let's go with what? Yeah. What were you fucking talking about? I think I'll be back in a couple hours. No, no, I don't fucking talk. You don't have no fucking idea what it is to and I went to get to go into the room at 9.30 to get out of there. I was gonna get out of there early. That little bitch opened the gate. I heard those stopping and like that. There's no argument. She just puts hands. I'm gonna pick her up and put you two bun. I gotta sit there with one, two, three, four, five. And then she again daddy. Okay.

I love stand-up because there's one part of me that doesn't need anybody. I only use a notebook right here. This is my tool for stand-up at a person. Well, don't go to Bob's fucking coffee house on Loth Hollywood and do three minutes. You know me. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. When we talked about having a band that somebody came on here and said that it was the toughest thing in the world for a band to stay together. You got four people personalities. You know, you get these people that come to you now and I was breaking it down for you on the plane. They'll say, Hey, Joe, how you doing? My name is this read my script. Do you like it? Yeah. We're going to get $8 million. And then you go, OK, when you get it, call me. I really like this script. Something you're interested in. What up? The three days. Also, you do get a call in the evening. They say, Hey, we're making a movie. But guess what? We didn't get $2 million. We got $200,000. So instead of you getting $10,000 a week, you're going to get $100 a day. And it's going to be a hit. We're going to make it happen. 9 out of the 10, they run out of money from marketing and editing and the whole fucking things that your movie ends up in YouTube. They don't have a legit schedule, so you have to work sideways and fucking Sundays. You know, those people that are involved in those low rent movies, they're a fucking nightmare. And it's their dream. And I get it. You're a dream. But don't include me in this fucking thing because you want me to do everything cheap on my end all the hours and it's your fucking dream If it's that much you're dreaming do me a favor forget the 200 g's we're getting another three other g's and make this fucking work

You know, it's not normal. Yeah, you have to do you. It's amazing what people. You know, we weren't like that. Thank God. We knew that this took work at heart. We knew that this wasn't going to happen in one night. I was old enough already when I started, I was long on the tooth already, that I knew this was just not gonna, you know, you just didn't walk on stage and things happen. And people come here and they're called desparados, where they just do, don't come up to you for a guess and you gotta ask them, what is this gonna do for you? How is this gonna fucking change your life? It's like I've never been too much of a hanger out of it. I don't believe in that. I know I believe in that shit. You know, I believe in doing a spot. If I go to the time, it starts because I'm doing a fucking spot. If I don't go to the improv, my name isn't on that list. The hang out. There's no, for me, there's no, no, no, no. Because if you come up to Joe Rogan, Red Band, or Jamie, and go, hi, Jamie. My name is Joey Deez. I'm a fucking calm. I'm a funny comment. Jamie's going to say, are you going up tonight? Because we all want to watch you. I love to laugh. You're funny. Let's go. No, I'm just here hanging out. Yeah, that's fucking funny. If you're not on the list. Yeah, that's fucking funny.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it, and I'll tell you, though, you've got to network. What network? You network on stage. I do network on stage. When they laugh and I walk off, that's networking.

Here about Duncan. What's happening in China right now? What's happening in China? I was packing him in. Oh, yeah. Every night and he goes, I can't believe it. It's white people and UFC fans.

They're coming from the south. Yeah. Okay, they're not big rooms. They're 120 c. The onion seeders. It's like coffee shops.

This is worldwide. Yeah, this is worldwide. He can't believe it. That there's fucking people walking around here going. We came to see you from Macau.

He's a great comic. It's just amazing that people have misled. They think they're shortcuts. We got here. What was the shortcut? If you get on that tonight's show. Right. That's it. How many people have gone to the tonight? You're not a great success. No one cares. A lot of people now.

And you're fucking rose and bar. Yeah. Well, you had on the show recently.

subtle and perfect perfect jokes are perfect the perfect structure it's like he's got a perfect inflection something he's so slick and like loose and relaxed on the way as he gone with this and he comes back with a left-huff just blast me though like Joe Fraser he's a killer dude and he's so I like his voice because he says boys kills yeah that's what I like about and that's the his strength is how smooth

do awesome. So we're going to shit the cup on Friday. So they said we three of these. It's been up the envelope. I swear.

What's that for? It's disgusting. Why would I want to shit mail it to somebody and a fucking that's disgusting.

No everything. I'm going in for the 50 and then the fort. I got a drink a potion for a day and vegetable water water water water the Monday at 6 a.m. I go to Wilshire to see the sign that they give me anesthesiologists. They put a camera at my asshole. They make sure there's nothing in there. They pull it out and then you have to have so you have to fart once. Once you fart, you're good to go. Let you go.

Yes. The white things moving around the ears.

She's old. Yeah. She's got his 18 years old.

I'm still in bed. You're still in bed. You're still in bed. You're still in bed. You're still in bed. You're still in bed. You're still in bed.

at midnight to really turn that my life. I see a lot of it. I'm a rare and a jager mom. I give you all three is fucking proper. But destroying my fucking breaking me down every night. That's how I got back up by doing blow. I would leave there depressed and have to do fucking rock just to get back. All right, I got another hope. I got tomorrow night. I look at who my final name. Even if it wasn't AJ, whoever was in front of AJ, we can't so. And AJ would be in front. It was a fucking nightmare, guys.

Oh, it was like driving through your jutsu. You're going to die. Why am I even doing this shit? Why the fuck am I going here? I'm just going to be on bottom and stuck all fucking day. I'm going to do that. By the way, I got to ask you a question with y'all and animals. I know you don't watch it, but you got to watch this shit because it's going to affect you. I watched that real sports with Buffer. Bruce Buffer and the president of Brad. Do you see the story before that? No. See how my divorce is? No. How they're juicing. If you think Van Delay and Chad would juice the fuck at nine. What they do, you know how many horses died at Acquit Duck Race Trail alone in January this season from steroids?

You're right. Yeah, dude. No, no, no, no. My brother, look it up, they're beyond equanix. Next, they're giving them deck at the robberland for Germans. They're giving it back. Yeah, about 26 horses on one month, four weeks divided by 26. That's a lot. And then I'm watching this and I have to go to the track. I think what they're saying I need of that Saturday for a kid's thing. They paint your face in the middle of the kids on horses. I was looking forward to them like, you know what I ain't going. I told my wife, I'm a boycott. That's what I said is because Joey, you gotta go. You're already making commitments to kids. I want up there. Third race fucking horse died. The hard attack to fall down. They just broke. They just dead dying on the track. They're getting hot. They've just juicing them to the gills.

We should have been on Joey the whole time. Oh my god. That's great.

Can I ask you some steroid questions? Sure. Is Deca still relevant? Do people still do all these esteroids? I talk about them in the 80s like Anavar and Winstrel.

It's got up 100% of the same in the last three years. Probably more. Probably more. Cairo practice. Yeah. Fucking making a killer. Cairo practice? They're the ones who do it the most. What prescribes testosterone. What they do is what they do is they get a doctor in house. Uh-huh. You get some love, like a medical man. I want to doctor these retirees. His wife is a lot of me. Yeah, you ever go to a medical man. I want a doctor. They're all over 60. They got one feeling great. One of the brand appeal. They don't give a fuck. They've already been sued 80 times. What do I give a fuck? You're not going to get sued for this shit.

But he's the best. He's the best. He's the one that shows up with you and fights the court and tells him to suck his dick. Not only that. He went to jail. Yeah. He went to jail.

But uh, you know, what we talking about. Oh, uh, the chiropractic, you know. I'm about it. I didn't smoke, but I did either half a cookie. I hear him don't get me wrong. I did either have nothing wrong with him. I'm a fan. So, uh, they, what you do is you partner up with a doctor. You put her in the office. Uh-huh. You go upstairs. You draw blood. You come downstairs a week later.

They prescribed the blockers. They prescribed everything all that wants. It's just you're working very closely with the chiropractic. And the chiropractic is not some guy who walks around with sandals. This guy is six foot six, two hundred and ninety-two pounds. Fuck at ninety percent. Yeah, if I show you this chiropractic, you're gonna go, oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's the man, that motherfucker.

Have you sat with them for a while? They'll sell it to you.

Now, the kettlebell training has helped you back. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because it says it basically says about people's backs. When you start kettlebell training, your back becomes they use this word resilient.

No matter what my weight loads, do I increase the weight, do I increase the reps? Work. Increase the work. Okay, the more you can do 45.

That's what I do. I get to the point where I can get my form sucks. Once my form starts to stop, I tap out. Yeah, that's that 14. I try to do 10 sets of swings, infinitely, you know, times 12. Sometimes I'll do 9 and I'll rest a minute. I'm on a minute time. Then I do another 14, 16. Then I rest a minute, another 12, 15. I go with my body. Right. Once I get, then once I do 10 of those 45s, I do the single ones and I do 15 of those. Like 7 or 1 hand, I switch it to 8 and the other and vice versa. Right. Still with a minute. But the time I get to the 14th one, I can feel my form starting to fade. That's when I solve it. Pick up the 235. And I walk around the blocks like I can't take it on my farm or workout. That's good for my posture. That's it. That's a great workout. Listen, I read, I read extensively. I hang out with you. I have a friend who has a coach. And he goes, you're thinking about cannibals. There's no forget that's 50. The less is the better. But go with your body. Don't want to tell you. So they started a program at his place. Now five days a week, cannibals, 20 minutes a day. You guarantee 10 pounds in one month. To lose and certain die and then go in the early guy I just haven't been able to grab it on the road Jersey Friday Saturday, but I'm home the next three weeks and I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna go in there. You can either go at night or in the morning 20 minutes.

That's a good way to win. When I end with the farmers' walk, I get lose my put them down. I rest a minute, pick them up and just walk. As much as I can sometimes, I make it to, Burbank Boulevard. Oh, really? Yeah. Why not? It's 10 o'clock at night. I'm not doing nothing. Why not? If somebody gives them a mug, you b-ing. And I like doing them. Bro, in the mornings, I park my car in front of my house. Go on my truck. I got the kettlebells in my truck. I got two boxing gloves. I got shin guards. I got a yoga mat. That's awesome. Because sometimes I'll go to fucking North Hollywood park. That's why I think I got, I killed my miniscus. Was that North Hollywood? Because I walked that thing and then do the kettlebells. And they got that one hot corner over there that's always 150 degrees. I don't know what it is about Hollywood Park that's beautiful. The walk is beautiful but there's a dip with the sun even at night the shines. Even at night the sun shines there and it is fucking 140 in that corner. But yeah, I carry. I like to do the kettlebells outside. Yeah, and I do them inside. I get anxiety. I get hot. I can't breathe. I do them outside under the sun. I blast them out like from 9.15 to 10 o'clock. I'm done for the day. My body's burning shit all day.

I'll bring a 35. I don't need 55. I'll bring a 35.

So I could finally do a technical get up. Turkish get up? No, I technically get up in the jutsu. I could finally do it after a year. I practiced in the whole town rooms five a day. I would do it my right side. You know, I'm a nuttook, right? You do know I'm retarded. And people know that. I'm a little stupid. I'm geeky. You're not. I don't like, I don't like being bad at something. And since we got the comedy work that ethic, I know that you could turn anything in life into something if you just keep showing up. Yeah, if you just, you know, like for me, Jiu-Jitsu has been, I sucked Joe, but like a finally do the whole gym hipposcape. That fucking, I'm a black belt of hipposcapes. To me, today, that's what I do. I'm a hipposcape expert. That's what I work on, you know? This game's so huge. Bro, fuck and when you learn how to do it, six months I didn't know what I was doing. And it's a lot of me taught me sometimes. All this taught me a different. And I put it all together on my shoulder. And now at least I can pick up my ass and push it all the way back. For me, those are the little things. I wish I was better. But I know if I keep going into just two twice a week. which is what my body can handle. Eventually, I'll get it someday and on and on and on. Eventually, because I got funny with comedy, I was no fucking slipma go in the beginning. I just kept showing up. You just gotta keep showing the fuck up. That's half a life. That's half a life. And who gives a fuck up? I'm not looking for a black belt. I'm not even looking to go to beat nobody up. I'm just looking to go to learn how to Turkish get up. I can do 10 pounds of Turkish get up. I'm up to this point where I put my arm down. I put my knee up and I just go up to my elbow and I go down. I do 10 of those, bro. Bye. Bye. I don't even go on, but I've been doing it for eight months, count of bells. Ten pounds, Turkish get up bitch, but I'm still doing it. Right. What would happen if I were to took 35 pounds? You know me, dog. I can do that. I wouldn't be here right now. My shoulder'd be in my fucking yellow. So, but at least I know this going in because it's comedy. Because unless and I got from comedy, that it don't matter, don't just keep showing up.

For some people, it's like me. When we did comedy, there was eight people who had a chance. There was another six who were funny, but they had day jobs because they were married or had children. Then you had two people who do as a hobby that every once in a great while. They drove to a gig and then you got three people that just had mental health issues.

So it showed up every week and there were nice enough, but you knew there was something wrong there. And for them it was the way this is for me with you, Jitsu. I'm not looking for them. You're not looking to be on NBC. All they want to do is one time in their life makes somebody laugh. How special is that? It's huge. And they go down there. And you missed those guys. I missed those guys when my scenes in Seattle even here. And that led this people that you salmon, they're a pleasure to talk to because they don't want an agent. They don't want to be on movies. They're just having fun. They work at Universal City in the daytime as the hope. You know, it's very few of those love and appreciate that.

I've met a lot of guys that bro, they were proud of their job. They just thought somewhere. and their life that take up your stand-up and they just didn't want to die without trying it. Right. And then they didn't become addicted. How many people go to digital? It becomes addicted. Yeah, stand-up definitely becomes addicted. Stand-up becomes addicted.

If there's anybody else. If there's anybody else, crazy is that people should know that you want a TV show. And you were non-pay regular, which by law, if you're on a TV show, you're allowed to go in and bump bitches. You're in the belly. I'm saying, well, not only that, I showed up every night.

I was there every night. I was here every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I was there every night. I I respect you for that till this day. That meant more to me and you didn't need it. It was 15 dollars. It's not like you had 19 kids. You need the 15 fucking dollars.

Oh my god. What is that your friend? Can I ask you something? Has there been a week that you caught yourself after a couple days and you've got a fuck why I'm in such a bad mood? I feel like I gotta get on stage. He's definitely I do it all the time guys like I fucking go frantic like for two nights I go I'm gonna stay in right? I'm going to be George Carlin needs to go out by fucking Thursday. I'm salivating by Thursday morning. I wake up with that bucket and also I'm on the flapper's website. I'm on the ice house website. I'm looking for a spot. I don't call it no way. I'm just looking.

It's like a dead of things.

But you're back that day one, which I understand. Like you're writing again, you're looking at little words now, and that gets you fired up all over again. That really does.

Let me tell you something man. I am doing the ice house next weekend And I just called and this is the truth guys, we've talking here down the phone and I had the computer open and something like, well, let me see if he's got like a recent set to see what he's doing, you know? What time are you? Yeah. Always writing. And Doug, I put the set on from Rodney. And I got to be honest here. I had T as going down my eyes. So proud of myself. It was so, like, I remember watching that fucking special and just getting anxiety from going, Jesus, I'll never be that fucking good, like, My god not as a comic, but he was a human being like here I am in a halfway house watching this fucking tape of him and Bill Hicks and Dyson God knows who else is on that let me Clark you know I love when he Clark in the beginning Lenny Clark, sir. I'm like, I'm never be this good to be. And here I am next weekend. I'm at the fucking ice house with a railroad. Go headline. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, are you fucking serious? That means more than a movie because I remember that dream. A couple of weeks ago, I'm an Austin Texas at the bar. I have a salad and who comes up and gives me a joltory. Listen, man. Joltory used to have a routine on death champ. where he used to talk about, yeah, I got a brother that's one of them saved the whale motherfuckers. Not me. I love killing them on the fuckers. I just bought it because I can't wait to use it. In fact, I go to the ATM every night with a touch. See don't on his shit. Do you know how many times I fucking watch that stupidity that fucking B.T. All stars and dama rares? I sat there for hours going, what a shame. I don't, I'll never be. in that, not in this lifetime. I have to come back as a decent human being and kind of get my shit.

No, not at that time when I'd be watching. That should I go. Okay, so maybe if I do this for 20 years, I might be a little funny, but I'll never be as jotory. And every time I see to try to tell you the same thing, I'm gonna get more fucking tuxedo. I'm gonna die late. Yeah, I'm a midnight shit. You know, it's just very weird that times what's going on right now. Yeah, it's a C.P.

Yeah, probably. I started in 1991, 92.

Mm-hmm. You got to show it.

Seattle was where I, the lights got turned on. Mm-hmm. And Denver, I was just going up my, it's like a jiu-jitsu now. I just go there fucking around. If he lets me grab his collar, grab his collar. If he takes me down so be it if I get him down. Wow. Right. You know, oh my god. No matter what I do, you know what I'm saying? Right. That's what comedy was for me in Denver. But then I started doing time. I started doing like 24 minutes. And then this opportunity came up in Seattle. So I went to Seattle and see I was where there was an open mic. It was 18 comics on open mic on one day's Tuesdays. There was another open mic after that open mic after that open mic. And Tuesday there was another open mic and these were all decent places in Denver. I had the camera, you know, I had a guy in the head with a microphone in Denver one time because he was flicking bottle caps at the comics. Me and Dave Testra. If I still see Dave Testra today, I'll go, what's happened, killer. Because I fucking hit this guy and I have with a microphone batteries, whatever you wear. You know me, Doug. I told him, if you flick one fucking thing up here, I'm gonna break this microphone over your fucking head. What do he do with his buddy? Click bang! Don't bang! They gave me 25 bug gifts certificate and I had to get the fuck out of it. I took my steak to go. I'm gonna forget that. And Denver, you had no comedy on Mondays. I had your Australian bar in Boulder, which does not exist there anymore. On Tuesdays, I had Wendy. 10, three minutes, you got twice a month, three minutes at the county where it's in those days. Wednesdays, you had club 52. Thursdays, you had El Torrito. And by John O'Ways up there, by John O'Ways and Anglewood, Colorado, we're all the cherry hill. All the way up there. El Torrito, as soon as you got off the high 70. And I'm Friday and Saturday, you an open mic, you had Dick. You know how many fucking places I had in Seattle in the Friday night? You got me places you had on a Wednesday. You had to coma. You had Seattle. You had Everett. You had Bowingham on Sundays.

But when I think Seattle, Seattle, you know, just the core, it was me, Broly, Josh Wolff, you should tell her, went through there, you know, well, they went to San Francisco. So I knew a lot of those people at the festivals and at the comedy competition, and then the hand, you know, Steve McRue, Todd Jordan, yeah, some haters too. But the hope in my scene wasn't that strong. It was very... In Denver, Seattle. It didn't, but there was one guy as name as Andy Payton. He was a fucking dead head tremendous guy. He's a mayor of Italian. He ran for politics. He was a genius. He went to all these bars. And he got a night at least bar. They paid them a little bit. Every night, you got a little bit. Twenty bucks, ten bucks, thirty bucks. But at least you got to go on stage. Andy Payton also sold advertising and put on a newspaper. I think I give a lot of credit to my career to Andy to you and to Missy Show up, but Andy paid him. Believe them me, the way Dick Diary believed in you because he didn't give a fuck that I was dirty. But that motherfucker threw me, brought on Sundays and he goes, I'll give you 50 bucks. You got to follow a line dancing class in Colorado, Jack, achy, breaking heart, bitch. And I'd be the first comic up after achy, breaking heart. You want to talk about hate. You want to talk about no laughter being give me 50 bucks on Sunday. And in those days, on Sundays at seven, I used to drop my daughter off. And as soon as I'd slam the door, I'd just go into tears. And I get on the 70 and I just smoke a join, but I tell him I get to the gig, I'd be brand fucking new. And I go on that stage just to die. It was like a day of dying. It was like five hours of my daughter. Then I took their abuse and then I had, I would go to this bar and fucking Arvada. You've never even been to Arvada. I've been to Arvada. Oh, you see the signs.

Okay, Arvada. And I'd have to do this fucking country bar on Sunday night. Andy Payton was a genius, bro. We had two of those weeks. So he would call you and go, you got the whole week one day. And I'm talking a Monday through Sunday, 40, 30, they weren't to our drives. It was just dump bars in Denver way before the stadium went up. This is when that shit was a shit hold down there. Really? And the comedy works told me, you're not allowed in here because you got all, you can get girl competition. Right. So he said, really? I'm going to why I'm going to teach you motherfuckers a lesson. He's spanked them for about a year and a half thought. But then he moved. He went to like one of those small towns. And he became the mayor. He became a mayor. Man, now he's on Facebook. And I think I went back and forth with him at one time. I thanked him. And I asked him if he says he still does comedy once a month in his town. He went to like a town.

Yeah, that's okay.

No, because the mayor from North Bergen may as sack those been there fucking at least fucking ten years.

Do it. The man did my time in Jersey. Put cameras up around the city. That's semi-commonism. Why fucking come from the dog? Yeah. It was on you.

I got a secret for you motherfucker. I knew Camden was the real deal in 1978. I couldn't believe what I had so. And I would say, I saw anarchy. I've been robbed one time on the street in a drug deal. One time in my life, do I get dropped robbed on the street and drugged me? I was in Camden, New Jersey. They don't flock around in Camden, Rome. And so often, Camden, That's a complete different world. I got robbed for a pound of coke. I pound the weed. I had to go answer the people that gave me money and investors. I had to go pay these people back and sell weed and I had to do what I had to do. I fucked up, but they robbed me, man. They set me to fuck up.

No shit, they've got to go cough on the street. It's animal. Camden motherfucking New Jersey. Camden New Jersey. We played them one year in basketball, and Dennis still, I'll never forget. There's a coach in our high school that's in a wheelchair. He got paralyzed. Dennis still went up to him and spit this fucking face dog in high school. When you spit in the handicap dudes face, you ain't fucking around.

This fucking guy.

Black wizard. The black wizard.

I knew, Camden. I had never seen anything like that. I thought I had a buddy, a basketball player, a buddy that was from Pennsylvania. And I went down to the business family once and I left there with my fucking jaw dropped. And I knew nothing would go back down there. I read all these canvas statistics now. And I'm like, no shit. That place was the edge of hell dirty fucking music. I can't imagine what it is now.

What's around this candle, brother? Take a look for the uncle Joey.

Right, right, right, right. I thought it was near Philadelphia too.

If you want to get fucked up, don't go to Kansas, Jack. Don't buy weed, don't do nothing. I got tricked. There used to be this gas station, not Bergen when I went from called Putnam. When I became after my mom died, I had an inside guy there and I'd rob him once a month, like a fake robbery. You know what I'm saying? We'd go hit him in the head, he'd go down, we'd take a thousand, and all he wanted was an eight ball. He was a little half on the retarded fake robbery. I'll tremendous. I worked at Putnam Field. Everybody from that high school worked at Putnam Field. And you roamed them to death until they fired you. And he was always the shift manager. And he had kids. He looked at a fucked up building. I love cocaine man. Me and my wife loved his wife was like 400 pounds. She didn't work. You know, he had to bring the home fucking omni joys. That type of shit. He worked at a gas station. They lived in a terrible apartment, but they were cocaine heads. And I was 16. I had worked there. And he's still ready to hate me. And I got ready. How can we do this? How can we make this happen? And one day he's like, you fake rob me. All right.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. ring the bell when he come out he had to attack I couldn't be the same guy all the time that robbed them but you were going to be fine you weren't going to get arrested just take the walker me trust me and he always told now when every goes to the commission because I remember Coco coming home when they were a diagram and we're going to rob a gas station like a football player because it was brilliant I rob her and he wants a fuck at every six weeks dog and the cotton we've had ahead them You had to kick him in the stomach and shit and like smack him so he would bleed. And the cops he would say, Ernie, nobody gets robbed like this. What do you want me to tell you? They know I'm a fucking idiot. But we would rob him once every six weeks. And finally, it ended. I didn't bring on the A-Boy. When that I just did his A-Boy, you got pissed off at me and that was it.

I'm Mark Harman, play them. Yeah, I was a good one. He escaped from the jail and fucking asked me through a window for a while. I thought I was crazy, though, because I lived everywhere with Ted Bundy. Oh, for a while, I thought I was crazy. I lived in Snowmass Village. He killed the check. He kidnapped it from the Willow Brook hotel, whatever, in Snowmass Village. And then we looked at Seattle. That's where he did most of his damage.

Florida was at the end, the dormitory. Oh, that was the end. I take it, look it up. Something. For a long time, I'm like, maybe I'm fucking crazy, though. Yeah. I keep living everywhere. And I'm like, I mean, I mean, and snow, I mean, yeah, he escaped from me asking fucking jail.

Not a lunge to them. Did they kill him? Yeah, he was an athlete. Remember they they launched him and, uh, They celebrated his death in all the towns. We killed people. That happy house that drinks the Bundy and shit.

He was in a charity. I don't know. I think he was he was he didn't take the task to something.

Fuck yeah. He killed a lot of girls, man.

God damn. Floater finally launched them, correct? Yep. Floater kills the dormitory.

You know what the fucking killed catch when he was six?

Yeah. Kill dogs and shit. Tortured Michael victim and shit. They fucking, you know, he's bludgeoning women in their fucking sleep and rape and corpses. What the fuck happens to people, bro?

No, they were like, oh, you have to pay like eight hundred hours for a hotel for to bring a feature. because they've put you in the casino.

No. You've got to make them give you a second room. I don't. I was like, they have hotel room. I thought it was like the casino was going to be boring. Wasn't that bad? It was pretty good. It was a matter of fact. I had a good time. Yeah, it's a fun great time.

That's a good thing.

It's not a bad idea.

You couldn't last it out in the rain.

That's funny. If you ever got a bolder again, don't make sure you got a new rope. Naropa into what is that cool mother? What is that place? It's a Buddhist college Really I went there on Monday. I used to go to when I was fucked up in the head, right? I thought I didn't know what I want to do in my life. It was confused I have to prison I didn't know when I would go there on Mondays and walk meditate I learned how to meditate there I went to a seminar actually Allen Gensberg there And you know, it's all vegetarians fucked up. I went to a massage therapist and I was tremendous. One time I ever allowed myself. She stunks so bad. But the messages were so good, but I could smell her fucking armpits and the hummus and it was fucking hard. But they were the nicest fucking people in the world. And they always have a course that you'll look at and go, huh? I didn't class their teacher. I've been taking like a humanitarian course, you know, and just... But it was so... I think now it would be more interesting to me, because now I've gained more knowledge, and I know the fuck I am. Right. So, if you ever go there again, I never mention it to you. My friend owns the cafeteria, and it's a vegetarian cafeteria. But here, once in a while, he's a Spanish dude. He whips up some bad ass shit, let it. Yeah? Yeah, man. He took over it, and I always forget to tell you about it. I don't know if you ever go back to Boulder. But if you do, check it out. Yeah, I'll check it out. Even go on the webpage, just look. They always have some fucking genius going through there, dropping badass knowledge. Listen, if you want to see the stones, you're going to a garden. If you want to see a good fight, you've got a guard. If you want to see a smart keen badass motherfucker drop knowledge, go to the rope. Really? Go to Boulder. Yeah. Boulder's got some fucking, you know, we met, look at brother have elite martial artists to have elite MMA guys and bolder. They got a float tank person to have a float tank. They have everything in bold. I mean, that's an astronaut school. So there's people who have It's amazing. The quality of people I met and bolder than I judged. Mm-hmm. That was like blown away by. That was a great town. Like just because you know, when you meet a physicist and he meets a guy like me, he looks down on me and bolder. Those motherfuckers talk to you. And then they tell you about, I've stabbed them all the fuck going down. What? You went to Yale. You got a fucking masters from Harvard. Yeah, you know, one time some guy, you know, because they're fucking so extreme. Just because they're geniuses in that level doesn't mean they're nerds, bro. Especially if they move to both, they might be hunters. Like, I know a guy that was a fucking brilliant dude. He was like a racist. He's like a KKK racist. Really? Because he was that eccentric, Joe. You posted something your day. Six geniuses who were perfect. Yeah. What does it bro? When you become that deep, I would go to the rope and listen. The Ginsburg is one of the guys I remember. I probably went to four seminars there to listen to people. And everybody had samples on, everybody was vegan. But I grasp a lot of fucking different things, man. That helped me. You know, I remember going there one time and going, maybe the cat to collect in his bullshit. The way this motherfucker was dropping it. Right. They weren't asking you to donate. They weren't asking you to join. They didn't want you to be rich again. I knew a dolly Lommel was going there. The dolly Lommel was always swinging them both. or he used the sum, somebody from that tribe goes to that Naropa. Now, it's very interesting, bro. Oh, and I always forgot to ask you in your travels. Namely, have a approach you and Sam, somebody from Naropa.

How do you spell it? N-A-R-O-P-A. Very fucking cool. And even then I like the mind of a fucking thief the rope a university and then we're getting through to me like I was like wow these fucking people are cool with shit Because when you you make judgment you're like oh, this just cuz this guy went to all or whatever He's not gonna be interested in smoking a joint Oh, this motherfucker's got a pound in this suitcase I'm gonna microscope, you know like he grew with it something you're like wow

This is going to be a bit, I hope so, because I'm dying to laugh with your fucking face right now. Why is Derek alright? because I actually, this and the vegans just getting deep with the LA. Yeah, we'll get a little angry. We'll go on a war with this. It's going to work. It's going to work. It's going to work. It's going to work.

look a man when you worked at fear factor on show there was some really cool people and then there was some real fucking douche bags when we went to bold let me tell you something man there was some lovely people and bolder and brilliant brilliant And then again, there's the people who are, there's people out there, 60% of these people that pick a fucking hobby, or whatever the fuck they call it, to hobby, bro, it's a social activity anymore. Religions have become a social activity. You understand me? Nobody becomes, you know, somebody does something, it's because they really believe in it. They really want to do it. Not anymore, Doug. Not anymore, dog. People join something just to be a part of something. It's a social, whatever. That's a lot of it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's Jamie, this guy can not. I can't eat this. I can't eat that guy. Because nobody is that guy. But there are people. Not that gay. This guy was that gay, like two gay, like my god. The whole thing, the colonial scarf around them, that, you know those guys that overdo it, the guy I kidnapped, not vella. But the guy I kidnapped, my partner was going to be getting that mess. Yes. I should stab myself every day for having them as my partner. He had everything, a guy needed to be a guy. He had a pimple. He had a black car with tinted windows and a loud stereo. He had a motorcycle. He had a tattoo. He hung out at strip clubs. He was that guy. He was the common guard. You know, who's your connection? I can't tell you that right now. Shut the fuck up. You know, he was that guy. You know, it's the same thing in life now. I see it every day. People, they're hobbyists, bro. Hmm. They're hobbyists. This is a hobbyist time until the next mind fuck comes up. You know, they dive into some. It's a yoga club. They go there. It's socially man. It's socially. God forbid you're not walking the street anymore. I mean, we were kids. We never go to a problem. What do you call those parties in college?

You're at party? Well, whatever. You're going to kick party. How they salute your people. It's an American thing. With the fucking Budweiser, with the label, so Ghost has got the bid. You can't see a label they shake your head. It's like a thing. Go and walk the streets in the morning.

Okay, but now it's turned into Starbucks. God forbid a human being doesn't have a Starbucks company and I eat a clock on this society. God forbid if you work on an office, and six people every day walking with a mocha soy almond, gluten-free sperm-free fucking double latte. God forbid the guy who walks in with a 7-eleven cup of coffee. Right. He's a loser. It's good for you. We all have to fucking have that Starbucks cup. It's Starbucks that fucking great, really?

Because why come from black is beautiful like can this be Jersey give me get don't touch that when you go to Jersey in the morning you drove a limo you know what it's like when you go in can you imagine going into your diner and boss and go you know what let me get some soy milk they would throw that fucking black coffee at you For 2000 years America drank a fucking from a cup that looked like a bowling ball like a helmet that they put in the box Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it with what would you used to do regular?

That's it fuck the egg fuck the gluten fuck the protein angles with butter Bagels with butter.

fucking amazing yeah just needed some calories now but now it's like if you don't have a Starbucks fucking coffee so that lady you met and bold because let me tell you one thing about bold I believe bold I had a lot bolder specializes in one thing they specialize if you're serious about your health and your life the value of your life. People who value their lives, like somebody who lives in a big city, and one day he has a heart attack in 33, and he's a stockbroker. And yeah, he's got $30 million in the man, but he's fucking $33. Those guys, when they go, it's over, and they move to bowl and they open up a bookstore. You don't know. You walk by their angle. How does this fucking moped make a living? It's people who wanted to hence their lives.

He's amazing. How if I get on the plane when I travel. I get I get to 6 a.m. because let me tell you something, bro. And you know, look at me and say no way. There's a huge difference on the 405 from 10 to 6 and 10 and half to 6. It's miraculous. Oh, yeah. It's something you've never seen. And I'll do it with you. I'll go there five days after the camera go. Are you ready? That's 10 to 6. You see it moving? Yeah. Watch 10 out to 6. Clank. Clank. Look at that HOV lane. Look at that motherfucker. Stuck. Yeah. Stuck. HOV. Nine motherfuckers in a car. Stuck. No, man. I get it. That fucking car. 4.45. You know what it takes me 20 minutes to get the fucking the 405 at 4.45 and 1.5 and 1. Oh, yeah. 25. Not 10. It's beautiful. You're a city. For in the morning, it's beautiful. Unbelievable. I get to the fucking airport. I park in the three right by the elevator. I'm in another.

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Beautiful. I remember the last time I had peace of mind was I was shooting along this yard and I was walking on Saturdays and Sundays and they after they said, you can go home and stay. I would stay in the hotel to hotel be empty and be a couple of us that would stay on that. And I would get the rental car dog and I would get on that road and I'd go to a house. oh yeah that's all hippies right how all hippies i turn the fucking car out three four hours no traffic no traffic i just got on the whatever road i don't know what it was now you ever do that drive uh... from uh... sandier go to vegas fuck yeah that's a nice drive that's a beautiful truck when you go through those weird desert areas

How sad is that? It's like it's fucking like he like wake up the morning. Your feet touch you like fuck. I got to go to Hollywood at 2.30 God dammit God fucking dammit. You start looking and then you get on the you put on channel five and they're telling you don't want to want this an accent on the way here, bro. I left my house in fucking 10 to 20. I should have been here early. Yeah. I know I fucking car flipped on the other side as I was driving. to put people hanging by their fucking seatbelts. I mean, it was that far left when I was in my far left. Wow. So I got to see it. And three motherfuckers out with their fucking cameras with TMZ. Of course, Jesus Christ, Joe Rogan. That's that's just a fireball homicide where I come from. It's just a parable homicide issue to make that pull over. What is wrong with you? Somebody's yelling for their life. And you have your fucking camera and you miserable motherfucker. And there was people getting out of their cars. I'm helping them. I mean, there was bump in a bumper. I don't know how the fucking ambulance is going to get in.

Welcome to the fucking world of cameras, my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Some of you's yelling for that life. You're gonna fucking camera and for a love of Christ. What kind of goddamn human being are you? I just to extend your hand for the person to see a hand.

If you used to watch it two, three years ago, it's a six o'clock. Now I just watched the news.

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I always find that late. I found that up at the TI. What happened to you at the fight? Oh, the main weather. I never saw that, but there would be such videos online.

I was, did he get busted with guns? Yes. Okay. He's the little, it's like a fun guy. He did a movie. He did American fucking gangster.

Yeah, he's the baseball player. He's the one that was the baseball player. Now, he got on the track with the Yankees and show up. And that's how it goes up. He goes, how come he didn't show up? He goes, I'm like, I'm like, I'm playing baseball for, I want to be like you. Oh, that's funny.

Oh, I do it's badass. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That was a good movie, you know. I heard it was really good. Yeah, that kid was good. He was very good. You know, he was good in that movie. You know who was fucking badass in that movie dog? Harrison fucking for it. Oh, yeah. Damn. He wasn't disguised. Harrison for it. He dropped it on the beach. I mean, he says some shit that you're like, look at fucking Harrison for itself.

This is a motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You gotta do what you got to do sometimes.

I don't give you see them moving kicking in the York. Yeah. All right. Fucking fun. Yeah. It's great moving. But a year ago. Christopher Walken, Constantine Ray, this dude on Twitter told me that my fuck that move. It's overrated. It was on the on a holy shit joke. But to me, he didn't do it. I mean, Christopher Walken is always Christopher Walken.

Lawrence Fishpirt stole that motherfucker listen I come to the conclusion he's the best black act of now and I'll prove it to you you know when he beats to check in the movie Tina Turner he plays a different type of black dude Don't make me say it. And then, whatever, he plays a completely different type of black dude. But the opening of that movie, he goes to King Tito's house in the bite of Coke with Steve Bushemi. And Steve Bushemi, what he called that shit way and out the Coke, making sure it's good. And fucking Lawrence Fishburn is torturing this drug deal. Yo, you play ball not, not my looking at you. You got a Coke. And he keeps torturing him, torturing him. And then finally the guy, you what the fucking drugs, you fucking black guy, I don't do business. And he gives him the thing. And the guy's about to open up the briefcase to check the money. And he fucking slams and he goes, where's my motherfucking coke? Which is classic and he finally opens it up and it's all tampons And he goes what the fuck is this to plug your motherfucking holes and he shoots him in the black guy comes through room service And he starts shooting people. That's the best opening to any fucking movie I've seen. I forgot all about that movie I sat there going what the fuck is this tremendous Yeah, tremendous. I recommend if you haven't seen a long time Christopher walking with yours in that movie dog The black dude from Lost. He's the kid on the elevator. That goes to mug Christopher Walker. And he's Christian Walker throws him like 10,000. He goes, come see me. I'll give you a job. They look at the money they take off. That's the little black dude from Lost. That was also, he's not 1,000 things. He was a young kid. Really? Like a young kid. Like, you know, 2018? No shit. It's amazing when you see these old movies. And you're like, wow. Look what a fuck that is. Play him one scene. Like in the thief.

Yeah, the guy in the wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, dude's been around you look at these guys go what the fuck Yeah, how about Lawrence fish burning was in fucking apocalypse now dog. I talked to him with name for the fucking weed store No shit. He was talking about how he was 14 and he had bring his mother down, because they shot on the Philippines. They were there for a year, bro. Wow. He was a kid. And on that boat, he was 14 years old, 15 years old. He was a fucking child.

Two years. That's what the studios were just. And Molly and Brandon was on that. So, Molly and Brandon, this was what this motherfucker did. They met with them, they're like, Molly and we love you. But get it together. You're a little getting a little heavy. You're playing a fucking major. You're playing a guy who parachutes out of planes. Please work out. How much to train a court? Give him a check for a train. What do they want? 10,000. Give him a 20. Get the best train to lose the way mall and took the check. Absolutely. Post time that motherfucker showed up 20 pounds overweight than what he was at the meeting They were furious. That's why all the scenes are dark. Yeah, that's why the only show is head shit Hold in his head. They never showed his body. No, that's why cuz they were like dog What the fuck we gave you money for a train dog I spent the money as Spogos, you know saying I didn't have an island at one point in time. Did you have a shot listen? If you're into this shit, because I'm into stupidity, okay? Me and Joe Rogan chase Coburn on Sunset Boulevard. I'm into those old actors. They represented something different. They represented, and while in Brando, represented something completely different in my eyes, this kid was from Nebraska. This kid was from fucking Nebraska. You know, everybody stuck on James Dean. Focus on fucking Brando. This guy came out here and just fuck people up and they hate them.

That's what they do was out there. They didn't want them for the Godfather. You know how hard they had to push for him for the Godfather.

He didn't give him a fuck. He didn't give him a fuck. And then he showed up. They didn't know who the fuck he was. He put the cotton in his mouth and shit. And he just blew my little water. Then they gave him right. No, before that they gave him, what's that movie did? We cost the studio 80,000. He was directing. Whatever the fuck about the boat dog. Yeah. Yeah. And they went down there and they realized they'd get down there like, where's my little brain though? He's in the hut fucking six fucking Hawaiian chicks. That's where he married the chick. He was a crazy motherfucker. He was crazy motherfucker. Then he came back dog and he just, he, then he sent an Indian to the fucking Oscars to, to protest. Yeah. The fucking America is the same movies.

I think you lived in a studio, silly, I swear. Yeah, he lived around here at the island. Yeah, he lived around here at the island. He lost the island.

But that was also a tragic side of you lost his kids. It was very sad that whole thing would happen.

You know what? He was really bad at asking. I didn't realize it because I didn't person. I have to watch it because my wife watches, uh, the man is still. Oh, that movie, yeah, movie, but I love Kevin Crow, but not good. Molly Brando cemented that role so strong. That speech he tells him before he puts him in the fucking thing, bro. Yeah. That's, you had to be Superman. If, if your father tells you to speech, if your father looks you and I tells you that speech, you got to be Superman. That's it. You're like that. You just blew my fucking mind. It was amazing.

Talked, you know, there's a room where he's the charge to read your script. He's the charge you to read your script. Look at him, I'll give you a studio, say, hi, boy, we have a script for you. Okay? 50 jays.

Well, you want me to come off the island for a minute. I might have heard because you're out of that one.

And if you wanted to fly him off, it would even cause you like triple. To fly him off the island. Yeah, like, oh, no, we won't need to come to Hollywood. I don't know about that.

It's 400 pounds 400 pounds.

I don't, I don't, I don't, I think that the Americans, I think people itself sometimes take acting too sacredly, you know. But if, like in the Godfather, seeing where he's at the table, he's talking about if something should happen to my son, and he gets up. That's when they said he was reading, off the guys lapels and shit. Yeah. But look at him. See if you see him reading. Yeah. At the end, maybe, not in 1972 when he was dropping a guy. The guy thought I was going to need to be on this month. Eight thirty in a morning. You know me, I got up at six. I'm watching a news or something. Godfather, I got a catch ten minutes of it. Last night I watched the scene when he told what's his name. He was out. He was brilliant, bro. He told the constantly there. The white dude. Right. He tells him when he goes, we're going to Vegas. He just got the hospital and he goes, you know you're any smacks because no offense let Michael I'm gonna do this and he goes but I can help you Michael goes you're out and he gets up and leaves he's beautiful girl he's beautiful so no matter if he was reading cards this year you know we forget you forget bro you forget because we we're subjected to such bad fucking movies But I watched that movie again the other day. And I've been watching pieces. I don't have the time to sit and watch three hours. But it's been on HBO. And I watched the scene where he comes down. He tells the vow, cars are coming to my house. Tell me two vows. Another one was great. God. He tells him, you know, tell you don't, whatever he seems to know. And he goes, but I was about to. But you had to have a drink. Takes the drink out of his hand. He goes, nah, you had your drink. I get goosebumps. I've seen that scene a hundred times. I still get goosebumps, bro. Well, he looks as sunny. He throws that curtain down on that table. He tells that dude, look how they mess against my son. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, God. Get the guy from England, Gainesville, New York. He'll take that guy and break him and fucking act by his neck like a chicken. You understand? At that time, that dude was dropping an object with cue cards, with whatever. Didn't matter. It didn't matter. He knew who the fuck he was in the way in there.

He did last take on Paris. That's what's interesting. That is a fucking portal after that. And they really did. What? Last take on Paris. Look at the poster for that. Yeah.

It was as close to polar as could be. But they really look at the look at the poster for it.

Yeah, he's crazy that too. He puts light bulbs in a pussy Wait, what is she?

The French could actually want to shoot yourself. It's really bad. Yeah, except for the bar when he shakes everybody down. Bob, I doll is any. What the fuck is this? He makes the milkshake? Yeah. That's all really good, but everything else, the mechanic, the drags. Any Charles Bronson movie? Wanna shoot yourself now? Really? It's brutal. Even even high. High times holds up. You know, high mechanic?

Slow the mechanic, you gotta have balls. You're wife, no. Don't look at Jan Michael Vincent, die for about 20 minutes. He's an example of a guy who fell apart. No, we all. America doesn't know the beauty of a man because, remember, Jan Michael Vincent would come together, Richard Geer would have still been jumping down with fucking Hindus and fucking back then wherever the fuck he was. He's a Buddhist rich in big time. There would have been no rich in gear because he was blonde dog. He was about to kill it. He killed him with the world's greatest athlete. Remember when we were kids, Disney? He picked up the fucking weights in his arm, stayed there, and he was that. He played, but that was all. He played a movie called The Fiance, where he's a long shaman on the west side. We're poorly walled up to the sopranos, Danny A. L. O. And they attack a fucking again, like a Mexican Puerto Rican game. That movie was on HBO for a while, but that movie that mechanic is slow as fuck, which then they go to Italy. That slow was fuck two when they go to Italy.

And with no fucking kidneys delivered, that motherfucker just

Because besides Scientante, he's as well prepared as you are. His game, he's on top of his game. You know that you can't be fucking around and getting 20 million of movies fucking around. He's on top of his game. You know, bro, he's got some movies that you watch him and go, yeah, this sucks. But go, yeah, he went from risky business. And all of a sudden he rocked against Jack Nicholson in that movie with the Marine movie. What's the name of that fucking movie? Oh, yeah, a few good men. Oh, well, he rocked in that. And then he rocked this fucking Jerry McGuire. I mean, he hit a lot of fucking park as an agent. But Doug, when you watch that fucking movie where he plays the hip man with Jamie Foxx. Oh, yeah. He goes into the Japanese bar. It was a career town. And he starts shooting motherfuckers. Look at his legs. Mm-hmm. Well, he shoot. That's military. That's military style shooting. He just don't make that up to your son and colleges. So that means for three weeks before that he went and worked some way. He was beautiful. That movie. He was beautiful in that scene.

And you know what? I'm sorry to tie you. He's a tiny dude. Ricky Cruz played his double and The movie where he said that was horrendously bad. He sang in a movie. Yeah.

Oh, the sunset strip movie played a rock style ballman and all those people. What was that movie? Rock of ages.

Oh, they said it was the kiss of death. Ricky Cruz played his double his standing.

I'm going to be out of my town. He's a guy. You don't have to solve it. But there's some people in the, a lot of the Capitol. There's something on that. That's not a guy that you're being able to up to. He's crazy. Right. He's crazy. He does it. He does it. They get that big envelope. He's going to, yeah, he's going to do dog shit's broke. Right. He can't control that CAA calls him. Yes, well, we have a movie about a bar. You're going to be great. Next, you know, he's tap dancing. I'm sure while they're giving them envelopes, it's okay, after he goes to the fucking screen, it's 5-7.

Rod just big too, right? Yeah. He would be Rod. He would be Rod. He's slung some deck though. Maybe he did.

How many meetings could you go to? And say to yourself, I can make a fucking killing. If I can get my phone to tape a meeting of, you know, seeing like a Scientology party what it really is. Right. It's like to vault and fuck it. Tom Cruise jumping up a beginning. He's a nice guy's ripping up a shit. It was somebody would sell that for a hundred billion dollars.

Listen, guy, Brian's second. He's been around for a while. Yeah. No, what kind of movies are he directed before?

I don't know. You could have left. You could have left. You could have left. I don't know what time it is. You got a co-star pot and you got fucked on the S-80 two times. Yeah, that's it. That's what you listen. I think it's see that happening in Hollywood. It happens to women all the time, guys. They go to these fucking parties. I don't know what type of parties there are. Next to another in the Hollywood Hills. They're doing fucking roofies. They're doing blow and there's eight fucking young guys fucking. It happens. I've been to one. No. It happens. It has to happen with a little young guys to the confuse here. They come from a small town. They gay. They go to an audition. Brian, sing a context about what a talk you personally. You know, let's do lunch next thing, you know, you're at a fucking pool. And let's go. Let's go upstairs. Probably can't even believe it. And then, you know, you watch that movie with Tom Cruise, one of the darkest movies he made. That's a great movie, bro.

Yes. That's always on late night. I've seen Bryan Singer because I compare that situation to Stanley Kubrick. Yeah, not Stanley Kubrick, but that's the situation where a bunch of old guys that fucking deserve it. And when some month they go to a house, Red Band tells me to call a phone and say Red Devil and he sends you to a house in the house. The car picks you up. You don't even know what you're going. How fucking creepy? And they take you to a house and there's a fucking hundred tens. walking around with mascot naked naked and you're doing the sacralidious shit with drums with a robot which means you're gonna fuck somebody in the ass. Remember Tom Cruise was fucking a check that she was on coke and she took her in the doctor was Sydney Pollock nobody fucking remembers here. I don't remember that movie at all that's a fucking dark man. What happens is the coke hit me fucks with him. Let me tell you some I never thought in the coke hit me with shit that I was that move The cold came and he'd come up and spit some alive like with his accent. She starts to tell him about them once was a time where I went to this thing with his army guy. And he, you were a man like he starts telling me he wasn't a man, but that she went and this guy, that's our navy guy. So he got so mad, he started getting a cavity kept seeing spots. of this fucking guy just rammed the cold gentleman black and white footage in your head of this guy with an avi hat just blaster and finally he goes to get a hooker she's missing something so he goes into an Arabian this dude to get a because he goes to see his buddy was the panel play and the guy goes no no I got a gig I can't tell you about he tells me about the gig he was got to wear a cape on the top hat So this dude has to go to a fucking costume store and midnight wakes up the guy. But when he wakes up the guy to rent the costume, they hear something. And they go in the room and the guy at the costume guy has a daughter who's 15 and she's getting fucked by two Japanese guys with wigs and mascara on and pink shit on their faces. This is darker than fuck. And Tom Cruise walks in the middle of this and put my bottle on. So he's like, what the fuck's going on? And he takes a cab to this place and gives the cab 200 bucks. And he walks in and he sees all these naked woman. He tells him the cold word. And I mean, it's fucking dark. He goes in there and said the pilot. Then the next day he goes looking for the piano guy and the piano guy's missing. God, because they go up to Tom Cruise during the thing they go, we know who you are. We're advising to get that out of here. The next day the panel player is gone, done, finito. He goes back to the costume store to return the stuff. One thing leads to another guy goes, oh no, you're missing the bow tie. And all of a sudden, after all the yelling and screaming when she caught the fucking guy with the Japanese guys, the girl comes walking out of the back with the two Japanese guys who business suits her. So he thinks he's in a fucking, it's an awesome, mind-fucking. You could sit it out. Stanley Kubrick was a bad man. Was a bad mother fucking. That movie took like three years to release. There was something he knew about that movie. Kubrick was dying. But Nicole Kevin wears a pair of regular panties with a wife beat her with those little titties dog. When I mean with little titties turning you out with those two little beavers are up and she's falling like a fucking faggot through his face and like you're a fucking faggot. I dream of this navy guy fucking taking me down and breathing on my neck. I can smell his breath. And he's like breaking inside and he goes really? Well, I'm gonna go out and slay something there. He's a doctor in the movie. There she is right there. Look at her. Little titties that say, get up and fucking come on these little fucking milk duds. With that fucking head, bulbs up, you pull up behind the fucking head. You drag your into the other. Look at that little red and fucking Australian little monkey. It smells like an alligator. Look at my fucking savage between our legs. Look at that. Look at those little bony hips. You know how good they fuck. We're sucking that fucking monster. Well, those hips are popping up. Forget about it. We can deal with it. It's Wednesday 11 o'clock.

I don't think I ever watched it. But every woman in that and I've seen that he does blow with the check or she does blow. He brand it and Stanley on that motherfuckers crazy Sidney Pollock. You know, he's like, she's dead or some shit or whatever. I'm a doctor. What's wrong with you? You're losing it. It didn't get a good good review. No, no, because it was Stanley, you know, it was dark dog. Yeah. They say, what do one of Stanley's other movies?

Yeah, they're all fucking dark movies. Yeah, but what's another Stanley like an army movie doesn't have a dark.

Yeah, that's fucking dark. Oh, yeah. Brilliant. What is it that's a brilliant movie? Jelly donut. Yeah.

Is there a better army movie? It's up there. It's up there.

There's no heart was beating up a fucking stool. And that fucking, you know, movie isn't bad when I watch it. What's the one with down, whatever?

No, to me, it's not a, listen, bro, to me, that fucking opening scene with Martin Shane in a popular sky. Well, he's narrating it and he's like, I'm waiting for a bit. I went to see that movie on Double Barrel Sunshine Asset with John Crowley, DD Conterra, and Kurt Dealer and so. And we were out there waiting to go in and there was a carville next to the place. I don't know if we get this car road. I was tripping my balls. And there was a carville next to this movie theater. And it was the second. It was a midnight show in the apocalypse now. Yeah, just come out on Friday. There's a midnight movie in high school. It's midnight on Double Barrel Sunshine Asset. Burn it, burn it with your eyes and burn it. You're seeing shit, and we'll wait now like there's an ice cream cold. That's tipped over. That's somebody went through the movie theater and tipped it over and that hand side it. And my friend John Crowley picked up and started eating. I thought I was in the fucking die. And then we went in for the midnight show and it's 16 years old. What if the fuck I was and watch the parlance now, I'd ask it. I thought I was in the fucking die going that scene where they started shooting arrows at him. Yeah, how did the fucking world? That's not one of them. Another movie I don't sleep on that. And forget the red ducks. I like the red ducks. And they show them in France and eat with the people. That's okay. But it takes you away from the fucking path. I like what they released because it's straight. The redux is good for a little while the body is the french guy They all have dinner at that table But I really like the fucking original that people like to redux cuz it just got some out of see. Yeah, I don't want it's three and a half hours I sometimes a little extra something is not what you need No, it's not what you need that movie had they cut that movie a certain fucking away Yeah, the movie was creepy bro. It was creepy. There was parts of that movie where you feel Creep the fuck out. You know what else I saw a couple weeks ago that you haven't seen Joe Rogan Midnight Express great fucking movie Well, he bites that motherfucker's tongue's out and shit. He's standing there. He's covered in fucking blood and the, oh fucking tremendous.

Especially for drugs when they took his clothes down and he had the envelope stuck to his body You feel it your heart's beating because they're directed He's got his hands up and he's got the guns all around them and they take him and they they don't pip the thing yeah somebody fucked that he became gay man became gay there and then that's when the guy kept fucking them and the guy hung his friends cat And once he woke him up and seen the cat hanging, the guy went nuts because you tried just for fucked up tea, old sellers hash. And he just starts beating. That's one of the greatest beats of all time. Remember he's kicking them. The guy's under the sink crawling. He's bleeding. He's begging for his life. And he's just fucking losing. He's been in this fucking firing country. He's been lied to. They gave 80 years. You're dying and I'm dying too. And he's kicking them. He's kicking them. He's kicking them. He's kicking them. And finally guy crawls out. He's got like one eye left. He fucking grabs them. And he fucking because he's a rat. He fucking mugs himself. But he takes his fucking clunky and breaks it out. And they show the scene where his fucking tongue is man, the guy fucking fall. And whatever that guy died, the guy made some real life. They got to blame him. Yeah. The guy is brilliant. He just sits there. And you can see the rage. You could feel it, bro. I would go crazy if I was in the fucking world with jail they had you. And now you don't understand the language. Some guy saw you watered down fucking pee. He rats on you. And now he killed your friend's cat. Bro, he throws a beat on that guy. He hits him with the pots, the pans, and by the time he comes off on the other side, he's missing an eye and he fucking grabs him. He just bites his fucking tongue out from the center. Good, gougly, mougly. I was in the fucking eight, the seventh grade, bro. That's the movie. I was a little fucking ex-man. What are you talking about? That's a great ex-man.

You don't watch that show? No, no. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I was never, I don't listen. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I was never, I don't listen. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I was never, I don't listen. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I was never, I don't listen. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I was never, I don't listen. I don't even want to go there mentally. No.

No. I don't even want to go there mentally. No. I don't even want I don't even want to leave the country with drugs. Well, I do drugs. I don't leave this country because I need them. I don't want to get caught somewhere buying a needle. Sure. You want to smoke a joint in fucking Africa, right? Yeah. And who knows what the laws are there. What's the laws for weed and China? Not good. Yeah.

What did they give you for weed over that? Like what type of shit they give you for weed in China?

No, I was driving bad in China. They have a key problem. Listen, listen, the mob stole the idea from the people in China. So I know they're selling coke or something. Not everybody's going to jail for 80 years in China. Let me peep real quick.

We don't like you to give you to give you a lot of time.

That's in any five, though. That was a great fucking fucking fucking fucking. We want to make money when, because what the story was about, basically, what's the Chinese saying, you know what, bro? How long are you motherfuckers going to be fuckers of these? They can't catch us, they never have. You never read about a D.A. Boston, the Chinese smuggling heroin. Yeah, why is that? Really? That I'm brilliant. That they've been doing it for since the beginning of the time.

I don't know. I don't live then on my hair. It's a Newark now, but I know when I was growing up, the Chinese gave it to the black pot guys. The Chinese supplied the Jews, the Psypen. The Chinese supplied all the major outlets. They raped them. They didn't give them their cut. They paid them a percentage wholesale, and then they went out cut in 18 times. And on a $30,000 investment, you may have a million dollars from.

Yeah, that's what it was.

He was bringing it for Vietnam, but that's fine for Vietnam, but it was. Yeah, where they jaked going, lady. Oh, those motherfuckers were on it. All those motherfuckers. We think they were doing it. We think everybody want to go to tour make tours of Vietnam. They were making, they were over there fucking bringing heroin and body bags, bro. The government knew that. That was the CIA and all those heavy duties. Right. That's what Gico and Leningan Trump were. He got trouble for Watergate. But it's known that he was over there sending his back and shit. Wasn't he?

If it's 4 billion wholesale, that they're the wholesales, they grow it, they process it, and I come over and pick it up.

Okay.

I'm weird. It's hysterical. Who's the actor just died tragically? Which one? The guy in New York. Paul Walker? No, no, no, from heroin. Oh, from heroin. I have to fill up Seymour Hoffman. They went and they said, well, heroin's gonna go down this city. some fucking crazy commission and he went and put a cop and they got the guy that sold the bags out and then probably he rolled on somebody and once he rolled on somebody that fucking cop got transferred to Ethiopia and that guy got fucking thrown and that's it they can't go you know it's so fucking big the heroin trade and one part of it something normal doesn't Would say, yeah, we're gonna fucking come back at it. Really? Really fucking heroin prices have gone down.

It's down to like, you could buy $7 bags of heroin, bro. That's seven dollars, seven dollars. I could borrow seven dollars every fucking day, guys, seven dollars.

They got their own heroin, correct? They processed their own heroin. I don't believe so. They get the poppy from there, they process it. Mexico. Because Mexican heroin is that black car. It's thick. You got to shoot it. The shit that you buy in New York, they have this white stuff you could snort it. Oh, really? And they tell you, it's for suburban kids that don't like needles. Oh, so there's snarling that. Listen bro. The heroin in New York is a sold to Spanish people and Puerto Ricans in the Bronx that they are that black people. That's what the New York trade is wrong. The heroin that sold in New York is the fucking 20-year-old yuppies that do a blast. They don't shoot it. They snored it. That's what the big heroin is. So yeah, you still got the old geases that are fucking shooting. They're fucking, we'll see more half been shooting it. I mean,

I've never shot it. I snorted right in the first time it was I Got sick. I got really pukey like I'd say But after I puked I felt better and I got really high in the first time I did it was like a pass out type mode like I I was thinking about stuff I was thinking of my he was playing music and I was thinking about stuff The second time I did, I was locked up. He did it in jail. And jail prison. That time I did it.

How did he get in there? Visitation there. Oh. You swap spit there. It's in my mouth, head to the balloon. I swap spit with you. Whoa. Not me. I didn't smell it. Is it a girl? A girl. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

It's because the nice people, but they can't compete with what the fuck is going on in California. They're very nice people. Southern California. That brown weed. They're still people in parts of the country that smoked that brown weed. That goes to Connecticut. That goes to Boston. That goes to Minneapolis. A lot of brown weed. There's still a little traffic left in that brown weed. But for the most part, don't take no fucking genius to know this. They're fucking yellow kids and calling California. They're about to fucking blow up the world. They're not there. Even Amsterdam's like we can't compete.

But I can go to Denver. God, God, it's all over. Gentlemen, don't believe the hype. They're closing all the stores. My store's gone at the end of the month. The store next to us, the end of the month. What do you mean? Defined. Well, this went down home. My favorite spots are gone. They just shut down. Now they wouldn't have to landlord to get in North Hollywood.

People buy a vape pens with no vape to put it in. Just to have been Connecticut, New York and

This is the first two months. No, the first two months. Go to people with a good rock house. People will be getting robbed of the way up. Yes. That's the problem. You're going to have to Detroit. They're going to have to hide too much security because, you know, you just see a people parked at car and walk over. And I see an Hollywood. There were stories in Hollywood. People were robbing people outside of weed stores, you know.

The city is gone. The city is gone. We're going to find you every day. So the place I go, you have a higher attorney. So for every day, stays open. He's going to pay an attorney to keep him open. And they just told me yesterday that the end of June did not.

Yeah. I know that divine wellness went down. That was dead. They were the edible kings. Divine wellness and my eyes. They always had something to kill. Motherfucking. They had the capsules. that empty Dolores they had all the best shit and they told me they were moving to Canoga Park and his new company came in because well they were moving because they were five hundred feet from the church there's a church right on a language so divine well this is moving to Canoga Park they moved to Canoga Park and then some other motherfucking gangsters came and said fuck it you're gonna have to shut us down I think it's the landlord one of this and so they shut down and reopen for like two days huh now what day one day and they will walk So that would shut down the whole services are the future.

See, what I'm doing right now is I'm not smoking no more. It's not really mad. I do the tubes in the morning. I went to two, you know, the vape of tubes. I got there. Girl Scott cookies are vaping there. And then by one o'clock, I pop an animal. You know, so I could buy a box of fucking Goomies. I could have Goomies or Milo send me a box. You know, that's the thing that I don't mail direct them. So as you send them to copy your fucking license, don't mail it to me. She knows me, you know, she knows I'm legit.

I'll be getting so much, and I go, I sleep better. I put this different water in my sleep at the machine, and now the edibles let me sleep a lot better, and it's very nice.

A small edible dose. I fucked up last week, I got high before I could function. That's crazy. That would be great. No, she even said something to me. getting high before yoga.

45 minutes passes before you really know you have like this not a hallucinogenic trip you have a body trip you start focusing on your knee and you can actually feel the bug going into your knee when you're high with the stretches yoga is really cool and that's what they say the do the hot yoga we right and it really kicks it up I've never done the hot yoga I don't know it's all right

You know, but I have friends that have seven AM to get some of that stuff. It's really cool with 9 AM to get to, like, fun the battles. That sounds cool, but It's okay. I like 1130 11. I've walked around. I think night I clocked my body, but I have a hard attack.

My fire really better. Yeah, I like my shit over 11 o'clock 11 o'clock 11 o'clock. I'm done. eight o'clock for me to do jujitsu is fucking brutal. I'm out of here. You know, even if I eat dinner at four, like if I know, I got to go like Friday at seven, I got to be going to jujitsu either four. So there's no misunderstanding. It's a quick hour. You know, it's no calisthenics. We practice a technique. We roll for eight minutes and with a fuck out of that. That's it. What do you eat before you work out? Nothing, I don't take no nothing unless I, like if I'm gonna do a long GG2, I'll take two trim tax but I don't do the trim tax every time. I like to space it out. I could tell the difference when I take a baby aspect and when I take shrimp, take I see a big fucking difference. Right. So if I'm going to do something long, kind of do the shrimp tag. If I'm going to do something like kettlebells, like just a short kettlebell workout, 10 sets of swings, maybe three cleans, three sets of cleans, and a farm is woke. I just do a baby aspect. And immediately, a protein shake would glue to me. And then one of the, each shake is 300 calories. I make them with water, right? And force, right?

You're not going to treat the drink fucking red bull. You never see me drink a red bull.

Like red bull, I don't like energy drinks. I don't believe I would love energy.

I can't even taste a regular Coke anymore. It is horrific. Stokes syrup. Done.

It's a little better.

It tastes better. Still not good for you. Yeah, not that I drank enough soda for three fucking bodies, bro.

But I think crazy is cheabachoo. They're so high demand. They're a month behind on production of some shit. They're making cash, son. Those little fucking ailment ones. Ooh, people eating these. The CBD's. But the dad fucking little devil things really light you up like they're really scary. I got to

Listen, if you didn't have a deck and you go to bed, you wake up feeling loose. And the hash cookies, they don't have the more people are making them. There was one company who had an alleywood. It was 20 bucks for two tiny cookies. But every time I ate those things, I thought, I'll hash it on you. I realized that it was Bruce Lee, he was eating ash and he was eating ash. Because for the stiffness and your joints is shit. I'm telling you, when you eat ash, you eat reef two different worlds.

Yeah, but he ate weed for injuries. He ate weed specifically for the injuries.

Yeah, but the other one, what's the other one? When you work out, you eat lettuce to take the acidity out of your muscles. That's what it says. The THC, when you smoke it, or whatever, you adjust it, whatever it takes to whatever out of your muscles after you wear it. Like the acid? Like the acid information. Yeah.

It might be, you know, what's bro science?

But it's not where it'll be loose. I can't smoke weed in here. I don't really drink coffee. I want to do something. I want to do something. I want to do something. I don't want to see like a cop in the fucking room. I don't drink how creepy is that. I'll take a shit. I tell you I like to always take at least one fruity drink at the ice house. I can't do that no more. The boy 10 is a great the greatest is a great you know Man, you got the ice house I can go for a drink at the fucking ice house. I'm up there the idea I was craving a beer for three days I walked around craving a mud was called I crave cold I think it's why do you have one?

I forget to stop and get a beer, so listen, I will never, ever drink and drive. Like, you want to see me flip out, let me have a drink and be forced to drive, because I know I can't keep it together in front of a cop. And I know that I could never, I'd have to cop to it. Like, how stupid am I drinking, I drank and drive? Like, I would, I'm totally against all that shit. Right. I'll get stoned and fucking do 90 down the one old man. Gonna do it. Because I can handle it, but I can't handle alcohol.

Yeah, that's how we all went over there.

You can still fucking hug me when you first get high. When you first get high, you get so enjoyable and enjoyable. Like the simple, like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is fucking filet, but yeah, and you're mouth. Yeah. Well, like, and you eat it with a bag of chips. What height is your senses, right? Yeah, it's just senses, it's so you don't even breathe, you just chew it. Like I remember giggling like I love to giggle bro. A couple weeks ago I had a cookie and I was sitting there so fucking stoned at eight o'clock at night and I kept thinking to myself, this is the same cookie case he case of me. It was the week that he was missing. He died. Don't I felt so bad? I grew up off a fucking case he case. But then there was traffic on that was watching the news that night there was traffic on the 405 and I'm like, oh my god. There's traffic on the four or five. Then also they said that the cause and traffic was at the present of Israel was on the four or five. I was like I've forgotten like I'm thinking about was the present of Israel knows about these cookies. It's a cookie-pacy case of me. He's coming to LA to get these cookies. That's how I was. I kept giggling at the thought of my thoughts. That's hilarious. And I love that. I love still giggling. That's what I miss the most about being stoned to the girls going to a diner and laughing at the waitress. Just kidding. I ain't your boy. He just fucking, you can't control yourself. Like I miss all that shit. The simple places we, the simple places. That's what I look for.

I just want to get to my room and fucking figure out how I was going to do blow.

I was doing blow in a daytime. I didn't have time to write it right. Listen, when I get off the fucking blame, I got this time. You ain't got this time with me.

Yeah, people know it. So as you get the time, just talk about it on stage.

Somebody would eat.

You know, you covered, we're going to come see you. And that was code for, we're bringing it. So I knew, but I didn't know at that time at Austin. I just still to this day. I have flight anxiety. When I get off a plane, I got time to daily dial it. I don't want to walk. I don't want to talk. I want to get through the room. Let me go upstairs. Let me take a shit. Let me check in. Let me relax and then we'll do whatever the fuck you want to do. Forget the fucking GPS. We should have got a car or a drive. We got a car or a drive. I ain't got time. I'm just waiting to land at four o'clock to fucking go in the traffic with GPS. Till this day, I dread landing at LAX after 12.

I said to people when I was there this time.

That is a great old real comedy club. I really enjoyed myself there. I didn't use them. And now the last four times I've been there. I love them. There's no better time. There's no better time. Like Margie. I like the double tree. I like they've now they put you in a new hotel. It's fucking funky. You know more double tree? No, you're downtown and shit they rebuilt downtown. You're somewhere else. And it was really interesting. But the double tree was across some pipe, but the pop of those pop of those pop of those pop of those pop of those was around the corner.

Fudrockers. Fudrockers. Yeah, that's right. Fudrockers.

Three hours three hours. I wait for three hours. I'm not my well-blathed cuba. Listen, I wait a while. Yeah, you can pay a guy $9,000 an hour. Wait, don't lie for you. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. I know that, but guess what? What? I don't think nobody should stand on life for three hours for food.

You want to get it. How there's fingers of my brisket. Yeah, you don't want that.

Franklin should they have to.

I love you too. You're on the front. You're bad at best. I got to take a water in the way out. Take whatever you want.

I think the hydrate at the same time. You hydrate.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Donberrera. Next Friday is Saturday at the Ice House. If you're local, July 10th through the 12th of the San Jose Empire won't be there for the Gracie Nationals, the regionals.

That's a real rattle. That's real.