Transcript for #811 - Jim Breuer

I don't forget. Five, four, three, two, one. Yes! How the fuck is it been? It's so many years. And you haven't been on here. This is ridiculous.

Fucking awesome seeing you, man.

This is a weird thing because we're having this conversation and people are listening to it, but at the same time, You know, you're one of my favorite people. And I'm fucking known you forever. We were friends when we were both hungry, scrappy young comedians with no idea what the fuck was gonna happen. You know, we were both like, wow, oh, what the fuck's gonna happen in the future? You know, there's a bond that you have with people that like, you and I were essentially in the same place in our lives, in our same place in our comic careers at the same time.

Dude, you were the fucking pioneer. Harvey. Dude, I have a photo of us. The monkey. I have a photo of us that I have to bring in. I have to bring it in because I got fuck. I got to find no exact right put it. I don't have to find a no exact. It's you and me from like 1993. We look like babies. We are babies. We look like babies and with Ruth Ann. Remember the agent? Yes. Dude. to that was a funny role. That was one of my favorite examples of a show that could have been a really funny show written by really funny guys and the networks just.

And they ruined it. They ruined it. Dude. But you were there at the pilot.

There's no, there's no way you're not mischaracterizing this conversation. No! There's no way it happened. You get that. Like I just walked up to a guy dealing rice. There's like dude, karate sucks.

So he just took that. Okay. No, no. No, not at all. I'm fucking around. But I've never been fearless. I'm scared of everything. But this is how you respond to it. It's how you respond to fear. Whether or not you're scared of some of the unknown, right? Most people shy away from the unknown, you know?

Right. I see what you're saying. But I don't know if that's right. I'm wrong.

Right, I know, but you kind of protecting yourself or your kids, you know, in a lot of ways from how you are, because you don't want them to kind of be as wild and crazy as you were when you were young, like with the pot thing and stuff like that.

Don't you think you were doing it when you were really posting? 14?

So I got into it a little bit with some friends when I was like 12 and 13. Yeah. We got some pot. 12? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it happens to you. Do you leave them alone? Leave those little fuckers alone. They get a whole lot of some music. That's what it is, man. You know, with us, we would go over this fucking dude's house and we'd listen to bad company and we'd get some pot.

It's great for a young guy. For a young guy, that's the music that sort of represents your hormones. You know?

You know, and also you're suppressed all the time. Like everyone's like calm down, settle down, not to loud. Right. Stop fucking each other. Hold on. And then some music comes up.

And it just, you know, releases all that madness. Yeah, it comes out. You can feel it.

You feel the music understands you.

Yeah, well, those things are both the realities that everybody faces when you're young. And also biologically, everybody faces, it seems like with pills. I know so many people that have gotten addicted to pills. I mean, it's an epidemic. I know, if I had to sit down at all the people that I've been close enough to to call on a regular basis and say, how are you doing? What's going on? Have a conversation with them? Yeah. Maybe a dozen have been hooked on pills. And I know three people that have died from it.

They didn't happen. They existed all the time. You would hear like, some people get in, like, vacadins and shit like that.

Right.

Yeah. No, absolutely.

Yeah, well, they definitely did.

And he gets his fucking car after selling heroin all day with a lab coat on. That's a dark background. There was an article about this one family. It's insane. There was an article about this one family that has a has like a giant stake in that market and they've made billions and billions of dollars and it was breaking down like how much money they made and how many people are hooked on and how many prescriptions there are and it's like they're drug dealers like the legalized yeah well if you looked at this in the future like when they look back and they say oh remember those opium dents the cowboys had remember from whiter was a whiter While Bill Hickock, one of them fucking movies, they went to the opium Dan that Chinese people got them all fucked up on opium, and we were like, whoa, those are dark times. This is way worse than that. I agree. And it's happened underneath our noses.

It's a good question.

Dude, dude, why don't you decide for themselves? Anything you're gonna let your kid figure out for themselves, you're like depriving them of information, right? So I think what you gotta do is be really honest about it. And with my old starter, the young girls don't know that I smoked the weed, but we just had conversations about it. I said, listen, there are some things that are dangerous. And there's some things that are just not dangerous at all. and pot is the one that's not dangerous at all. Like my wife and I had a conversation with her about it. And you know, it's a weird sort of a conversation because you're talking to someone who's on the verge of being an adult. Right. So you're kind of bullshitting them still, but not really. Of course. Whereas if they were an adult, you'd be like, look, pot's not hurting anybody. I smoke pot before I go to bed. I do, too. And then everybody would laugh, ha ha ha ha. You know what I'm hearing. I like it right before I hold. I'm looking up at you. And I'm sorry. And then, you know, you have these little conversations with people with adults. But when the kids are like, You want to keep somehow another this innocuous thing from the kids, but me while you'll sip a glass of wine in front of them. I'll drink a glass of wine from my kids all the time. I've let them try wine. I've let them try a sip of wine. Try it. Oh disgusting. And then it becomes a funny thing they talk about.

Yeah. To let him taste how disgusting adults taste and beverages are. But but smoke and pot in front of them or around them would be horrific. It's so foolish.

Yeah. I mean, it's not really. If, if having a drink with your dad's not weird, how can you, how can, having a beer with your dad is not weird. I'll give you for instance. Okay.

Right.

Some kids freedom is super intoxicating. You've got to wonder what it is. Is it anything that we set up in those kids when they're young? Do we suppress them too much? And so they just had this intense desire to be free? Because I think there's something to that. This desire to protect someone It kind of backfires when you're raising kids in some ways. Because if you try to protect him too much, then they resent you. And then they push back the other way. That's why like girls who have like really strict parents when it comes to sex were always like the biggest freaks. Like we all knew that. Right? Catholic school girls were the biggest freaks of all time. It wasn't even close.

Any negative. Comes out in one way or another. It might come out like you and humor, or it might come out in anger, it might come out in addiction. But any negative pressure that you experience as a child, whether it's bullying, you know, going to a new neighborhood, parents break up, you know, attention, you know, alcoholism in the family. Whatever the fuck it is, it just finds its way to the sun. You know, that's where all our music comes from. I mean, that's where all the best stuff comes from. It's comes from some kind of pain. Some kind of like need to never feel that pain again. Need to celebrate the happiness of life because you felt that pain and you understand it. Right?

in a little bit of kids. Yeah, from that jump dude, just from the jump, just from the time they're a little tiny babies. You start looking at them and you go, these are a little calculating beings. This isn't simply a baby. We have these narrow classifications for human beings. He's an old man. He wouldn't try to fuck her. He's a young kid. He doesn't understand. No, they fucking understand. They understand. They just don't have all the words yet. They understand a lot more than you think they do. And they're just constantly calculating. They're constantly taking in data and we're still doing it, man. I mean, you and I are better at talking now in our 40s than we were in our 20s.

And so how old how old are you at the time?

You know what I used to have a lot of internal arguments like I should have said I should have said there was going for hours I'd be in my fucking car and traffic Yeah, you if you fucking thought about it this word, you know like you don't come come up with some better thing that you could have said or some some slicker thing that you could have said Well, I did I still do that. Are you still doing that? I gave up on it I forced it out I thought I'd weed it like it's a weed in the garden

On the road, are you kidding me? I try not to, man. I try not to. As much as I can, focus my thoughts on things that are actually beneficial to me. So if it's something like that, where I know what it is. I know what it is. I ran into some fucking idiot. I know what it is. I'm not going to dwell on it. Right. I mean, I'm just going to move by. Right. Instead of making that a part of my life, I don't want anybody's goofy behavior to be a part of my life. It's exhausting. It's not necessary. You can figure out a way. It's an exercise. It's not easy to do. But when you get frustrated by someone, you got to learn how to just concentrate on things that you want to concentrate on. Just don't let the other things in. And then after a while, you get stronger at it. It's like a weight. it's like a muscle rather. You lift weights with it, it gets stronger. So like putting your intention on things that you actually enjoy, instead of festering on some fucking stupid argument, you might have had with your girlfriend two months ago, or with your boss last week, or with your check-ass retard and Twitter. Oh yeah, or someone on Twitter, yeah, or someone you ran into at the gas station and said some fucking stupidity for no reason, and you said, I should have fucking smack that guy. You know, you just dip it in your head and you wanna dab that guy.

Just you. Yeah. You can't let those things grow. That's what it is. When you feed them, they grow. They do grow. And then it comes easier for them to grow. It's almost like they've set the fucking seeds, a matrix of seeds in your head, or any other retarded thought would just fucking sprout wings and fly away real quick. And you can't let them.

You know what, man? I don't blame them. I used to blame them, and I still make fun of them. But I think it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a tool Twitter is that is too weird and tier two on, it's never been, it's never existed before. There's never been this ability. with an anonymous name to just be shitty to someone or just communicate with someone or even have any kind of contact with someone positive or negative because I think there's a lot of people out there that are addicted to the positive too I mean like girls girls on Instagram that are taking yoga booty pictures and by the way don't stop I'm not saying stop I'm not saying stop Spell and sit out. Those pictures are wonderful. Keep them common girls. I'm not saying don't take pictures of your well sculpted, but you should enjoy the praise that you get from your labor and the gym. Not saying that, but you, I think definitely people, they get that becomes addictive to them. They start gravitating towards it.

It's a conspiracy? Is that where it conspiracy?

Did you imagine if they created Twitter because they knew they were like, look, we have to figure out where to control people in the age of information. Well, here's the thing. Let them just communicate with each other freely. They'll start so much conflict. They'll never be able to deal with us taking over the world.

Yeah, it's keep race relations and check everything's always going to be chaos.

Jake Maggis, our queen, our chest table of a social construct. If I could, when I was a little kid, they were arguing about gay marriage. When I moved from San Francisco to Florida, I was probably like, I think I was 11 years old. And I remember that was a big thing that people were upset. They were trying to make gay marriage. And so that was like 1970 something. They're still arguing about it.

Are we cool with it as long as I don't see it? I don't get to see it. Oh, no, no, no, you don't see shit. We put a vacuum cleaner up there. There's nothing between you and the tissue at all. You don't see anything.

Okay, cool. Sounds like I don't see it. Well, how big did they get before they suck them out of there? Yeah, they can get pretty big.

Don't want to have this conversation. Nobody wants to do it. Coming inside people feels so good that nobody wants to have this conversation. Everyone's like, let's just keep it around. Just keep it around. Stop describing it in a uncomfortable way. That's like, I'm describing it. It is like fucking mellow and factual way as possible. And it's uncomfortable. It's fuck. Like what abortion actually is. And I'm not saying that you should be able to do it. I'm 100% pro choice. I'm 100% of women as a right to do whatever she wants with her body. And I definitely don't think I'm man should be able to tell you what to do with your body. 100%. But the end of the day, that's a little baby. And you're using a vacuum to suck it out of your body. Like it's odd. But it's not odd. It's not like a judgment because I agree with it. I think you should be able to do it. But isn't there enough to a point? Because of like, it's like three cells. Like it's enough cells to fit on the very tip of a pen. And it just gets sucked out of the vacuum. Okay. I don't really see the issue.

Like, I have a abortion stump that they saw in a birthday angle, and this is where you run, if you have the comment you're about to, and you don't want to baby.

Stop! This fucking take one right in the gut. It's like a perfectly shaped tree. God damn, yeah for sure. So many must have figured out someone on the line. This got to be a way to stop this fucking kid.

The teacher nonsense, coming in people feels awesome. And there's a reason for that. And they just trying to get you to make more people because nature's still the same set up that was around when we died really young. When there wasn't that many of us, we could wipe out some, you know, we were shitting in the street. People were getting plague. You know, they'd have rats that would carry these diseases and flees and ticks.

That's so why we have to come a lot. Gonna make a lot of people just to keep this fucking party rolling. And I think that's one of the things that's going on today when you're seeing people become more like, a lot of men are gravitating towards being more a feminine. And then you hear the phrases like toxic masculinity, like phrases that we never heard we were young that almost like denigrates. the concept of masculinity and some sort of a weird abstract way. But I think it's because we realize, hey, we don't need to fuck as much anymore. We don't need to go to war as much anymore. Like we're progressing into some sort of a digital universe that we're moving into. And it's not going to require so much chimp meat. You know, so much chaos in blood. So I think like as a culture people are sort of moving away. That's why when something like the USC comes around or heavy metal or something like something just openly aggressive like guys like you or I will go yeah

But it was just a little sign that was outside some place in Texas that said instead of having a president why don't we just to all agree really hard to be cool? And I saw that, I was like, well, that's so fucking simple, but isn't that gonna be what it is one day? Like isn't it kinda moving into that sort of a direction? Isn't that what's gonna be one day? I hope so. Just everybody be cool, just relax. I think that's what's, we're moving away from all of the fucking the weird-based physical needs that we constantly have to feed, moving away from those.

If you have a leather bound book, you're an asshole. How about that? If you want those guys, when the bunch of books behind you pushed edition in leather,

I don't think they can manipulate it nearly as much as we think they can. I think they definitely manipulate the things they can and I think this world has gotten so out of hand that it's on its own. It's working on some kind of crazy instinctual momentum towards progress. I think those old dudes for sure killed Kennedy, for sure. I've seen the arguments for, I've seen the arguments against somebody killed Kennedy, and it wasn't just Lee Harvey Oswald. Everybody's got this either or thing. You know, like, Ryu Harvey Oswald acted alone. I don't think so. I think he's definitely was in on it, though. I think there's a gang of people in on it. I think he was one of the people that was in on it. It's highly likely that Lee Harvey Oswald was out of his fucking mind. Crazy asshole, working for the government, doing some weird shit and Russia, comes back over here, marries a Russian lady. There's all sorts of whacking his to it. But, what is all that? That was back in the 60s. That's what all that was. What is all that manipulation? It's all manipulation. They were trying to figure out how to retain control. Kennedy wanted to break up with Federal Reserve. Well, a bunch of people. First of all, he wanted to get rid of the CIA. He wanted to get rid of the NSA. He wanted to get rid of a bunch of agencies. The CIA or the NSA. One of those he wanted to dissolve. He wanted to get rid of the internal revenue service. He wanted to get rid of the Federal Bank. Like, Kennedy had some radical ideas. He wanted to change a lot of things about the way the world was. And he also wanted posting. in and mass.

I'm sure I did. But it's everything what you're saying. He was a bad mother fucker dude.

Did you ever hear the stuff that he said about secret societies? No. Dude, put, put, play this because it's a... I get exhausted from that stuff.

I'm not saying I... You can't, no, look, I've, I've... Leave her, don't. My friend Eddie Bravo, who I love to death. He loves every single one of them. Every conspiracy that comes along, he dives into it fucking hook line, sink, or he loves them. I love fun too. They're fun. They're fun. They're fun.

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Good. Good. Perfect. The short of version won't want to hear.

I know it's exhausting, dude. This will give us a shit out of you.

And who's a bad motherfucker?

We could just listen that whole speech and just bail on this podcast.

And not.

It is the same guy who said that. And you never hear that speech. That's the same thing. That's the other part.

Well, it's hard to listen to them because you know it's horseshit. And they all talk like presidents. You know what I'm saying? Like they don't just talk to you. they'll talk to you in this like there's like a pattern they're locked into that you can't read When someone talks to you, as if you were a person in the audience. You know what I mean? Like, there's a pattern in the way he's talking. They don't reveal much about their actual emotions. They put on a mask. When you do a speech like a politician, you're putting on a verbal mask and you're not allowing people to see much of you. That's why we see a little bit. You know, like when Hillary Clinton shrieks, and people like, why is everybody concentrating on that? Because you're getting to see a little bit of her. We see a little bit of her through the mask. She's got this two inch thick political mask that she's putting, it's coats of paint that have now hit two inches thick from all the years of doing this.

Well, that's one of those things that bummed me out the most about Obama.

When I first saw him when he was first in office, when he was first running for president, I was like, this guy's going to be like a new Kennedy. Like this guy is going to be like this guy who changes everything with the way talks and the policy is that he creates. He's a young articulate. I mean, he's essentially close to orange. He's like three years older than us. He's he grew up in our age. He grew up in our era.

I can't say that was Southern accent.

It's not a scariest, but meaner.

You know, it was the Bert Rolls movie, which one?

The fuck is that movie? And then when the swamp is first movie? Deliverance. Deliverance. Square like a pig. Remember that? Scary. Fucking traumatized. That was when people grew up in the East Coast or the Northeast. Yeah. And you heard those movies or saw those movies, right there? That was like our introduction to scary southern people.

I thought I was looking at the future. I thought I was looking at someone who's going to change everything. I thought I'm like here's this guy who's like everything we always wanted. He was a bush was like this guy who was at almost anti-intellectual in a way. I see when he would take these like real shortcuts to the way he thought and the way he expressed himself real obvious shortcuts. He didn't express himself in a way where he was trying to get really intelligent people to say, okay, this guy's well thought out. What he was doing was he was expressing himself in a way where he was trying to get really dumb people to think he's one of them. And there's two different kinds of people. You know, there's someone like Obama when he was running for office. Well, here's a good example. Ron Paul is obviously very intelligent. And he speaks to both the intelligent people and to the people that might not understand all the concepts that he's discussing when it comes to big government or intervention in foreign policy intervening in foreign countries. When he does it, it's like very clear and concise and particularly well chosen words So Obama was that guy. Like to me, it was like Obama was like the opposite of the guy who was appealing towards dumb people. Obama, you know, he's appealing towards Obama was appealing towards youth and hope, you know, hope and change was like the big part of the, well, all these years later, what's, what's really changed that much? Joe.

But isn't it more likely that people are obsessed with John Lennon because these are amazing artists? Yes, it could be. Like that little girl that got shot in Florida last week. Harfine. Harfine. But do you think that she was a part of the Illuminati? Was there like some sort of a plan to stop her and her message of freedom? Or was it just a crazy thought? It was in love with her. Just a young girl was the singer. I went for it. But what I'm saying?

Could you imagine you're never going to have that hero?

No, if he did office, what would it change? What if he gets out of office and tells everybody exactly what the fuck happened?

What else is terrible? The government, the watch, and it was an ain't everything we say. The NSA, they recorded it. Isn't that really funny?

Yeah, what do you do?

There's another thing. People think that there's just like gigantic conspiracy to watch over everybody. And I'm going to bring up the the guy who broke into the White House. You know, I broke in the White House, got arrested a couple months before, you know, only two people have ever broken into White House. I do remember this. One was like 1912, a guy broke in, they tackled him quick. This one was from a year and a half ago. And the guy who broke in, he got arrested, I think it was in in September, but he got pulled over in July with four rifles, two handguns, and a fucking machete in his car, plus a map of Washington with an X where the fucking White House is. So he gets pulled over with that two months before he winds up breaking into the White House. Like, this is how poorly they're watching us. Like, this idea that there's just a bunch of evil geniuses that are watching 300 million people's every move. It's ridiculous. They can't watch anything. There's not enough people. And the people that are watching, they don't give a fuck. They want to go home. Right. Right. The guy broke into the White House and one of the things that he was doing, he ran across the lawn. And the guy who was supposed to be watching the dogs took his earpiece out. Because he was talking with girlfriend on cell phone. He had a second radio. They keep it back up right home. He forgot that in his locker. This is the kind of people that are guarding the world.

She's still hard it would be to talk someone in a kill and someone for you and then getting shot and killed himself or getting locked up and jailed for the rest of their life. Just fucking hard that would be.

It would be almost impossible to count on that guy to pulling it off too. Because you would have to get someone who's probably never killed somebody before. That's going to be their first killing. You're going to go kill John Lennon and then get locked up in jail for the rest of your life. You convince this guy's going to do this. How are you going to get this guy to do this? Most of them are going to fucking up. Like how where are all the fuck ups? You know, how come how come a bunch of people have a fucked up a mist and not pulled it off? No, they're always successful because they're just fucking crazy people. They're just fucking crazy people. I agree for all those ones that we we think that some grand conspiracy it's much more likely that people were retarded way more could be but there's a few fucking real ones like that Kennedy speech where he must have known. He was in deep. He must have known. He knew about Scotland bones and all those crazy little fraternities that those guys belong to with a fuck each other and take polar oils and blackmail each other for the rest of their lives.

Probably. Probably compromise them when they're young. In some sort of a weird way, they'll get them to do gay stuff.

Huh? If you were running, like, one of those yellow clubs? Yeah.

That's the best way to shot them all up. But what do it, well, of course. Yeah, get some gay porn on them.

16mm and some dark dungeon in Connecticut.

Yeah, they got their fraternity logo on. What's the skull and bones logo look like? Something fucking cool, something death metal. Maybe even all the skull and bones should came out of the same pressure. You know, you think it would have been? All those rich rich guys that are rich fucking dads who aren't paying attention to them and they're going to boarding schools. Oh, look at it. Ooh. You can't, whatever you do, don't make a t-shirt with that on it with your name on it. People would be so upset. So what is it? I don't even know what this is. What is this? So it's a fraternity group that a lot of former presidents belong to, like John Kerry belonged to it. It's just a Yale fraternity, like a club, a secret club of many, many people who wind up being leaders in the free world. Well, you can't pull it up, so I stopped butchering it. But it's one of those things that people point to when they look at evidence. The 15, what does this say? The 15 most powerful what? Members of Scull and Bones. The most famous secret society in America. Scull and Bones was co-founded at Yale in 1832. By the father of a future president and has come to signify everything that attracts and repulses the public about in quotes, The Elite. Rumor has it that Yale, junior class members are tapped for membership each fall by some measure of leadership, influence, and breeding. Among the business titans, poets, politicians, and three U.S. presidents that are rumored to be members, we've picked out our honorable poets. What fucking poets? And what they're talking to other ass. That's one of those things that sounds good. Wow, look at this. Look at all the members. William Howard Taft, Clay Class of 1878, former president, Amos Alonzo Stag, Class of 1888, Yale's greatest football player. What did he do? A bunch of sports stuff. Okay. Sports stuff back for Black people figured out sports. I don't count those. I really don't. What are you playing when the bronze James is alive? No, that what you're barely playing basketball, okay? William Averrell, Harriman. Look at this guy. Future governor of New York, a presidential candidate. I'll say a bunch of people that we've never fucking heard about, but people that were governors and look at that. Prescott Bush. Listen, that pulled that up. Look at that. You see, if you thought W was a wild man as college years, you should have met his granddaddy. Prescott, the future senator from Connecticut was apparently a real cut-up who, along with some other bonesmen, is believed to have dug up and absconded with the skull of the legendary Native American warrior Geronimo during World War I. Well, he stole Geronimo skull? That's pretty gangster. Legend has it. The journals head is still inside Skull and Blown's headquarters known as the tomb at 64 high street in New Haven. By the way, New Haven is a shiddle. No offense to anyone else in New Haven. Is it better?

No. Is it bounced back? Is it gentrified yet? There's to be a comedy club there. Remember that place? Joker's wild.

What's it in a fun play? No, no, it's just a comedy club there. Yeah, wild dude owned it crazy guy some beat guy up with shoe Yeah, some guy was talking shit. I forget what happened. I forget what caused the fight because I was on stage. And he pulled a shoe off and hit the fucking guy in the head with the wooden part of his shoe, his heel of his shoe. Yeah, so I don't know what the guy did to him. The guy musta hit him or something, but he was a wild man.

Yeah. It's a weird that's calling bones is there.

I don't know. He's scared. No, that's scared. Let's get it. Yeah, I mean man. What did he cut? That character? He scares you.

You know what's interesting? They talked us into believing that George Bush was from Texas. Where is he from? Connecticut. How about Maine and Connecticut? His dad was from Maine, right? Didn't they grow up in Maine? Pretty sure.

Yeah, no. There's a gang of people on that list that why not being president. Just stop and think about how crazy that is. But you people who wound up being president.

Do you think that maybe they hired Donald Trump to just act like a total complete shithead? Because they knew there were so many Republicans that are shitheads, they could just get them to the podium and then he would crumble under the weight of Hillary Clinton.

He's uh... He's deliveries.

Very pro wrestling. His delivery super pro wrestling.

What's that really speech? Which watch the part where he says the wall just got ten feet bigger? Because it is a guy in a movie

Pause for a second. That guy behind him. That silly man. What, right to... Whistling right to... We're looking at him on the left. That guy. The guy right over his right shoulder. That guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See that guy? Yeah. That guy is a problem. because guys like that they're not supposed to make it this far. They're supposed to be right eaten by wolves a long time ago. They're supposed to be like that guy that keeps surviving in game of thrones. It's with the wildling lady with the, but believe that guy's more badass. He keeps figuring out a way to survive. But this guy, there's, there was a dunk and trussle podcast he did recently with Tim High Decker and Tim High Decker who's from Tim and Eric hilarious, amazing guy. He nailed it. And one of the things that he said that just really resonated in my head, he said, there's always been this desire that people have to identify with the strong man and to give in to submit to the strong man. And that's what he is. He's this strong, super confident man. And that guy over a shoulder is the kind of guy that looks like, you know, probably a nice guy. I probably sweetheart. Maybe he eats a little more than he should. It doesn't go to the gym when he should, and you know, alarm clock goes off. It's hard for him to get motivated. So he's just not, he's still not allowed to get up and go. And he looks at this fucking Trump guy with his orange skin and it's crazy hair.

Could you imagine giving that dude a pot cookie and a mirror and go, hey bro, what's going on up here? What is this? What's going on? What are you doing? This is madness. Like you better off having Paul's spots than that. If you have, you know, you just go like short-trimmed hair with some bald spots. Like you just, that's way more gangster than what you're doing. Like what you're doing is kind of crazy. Like no one's, that doesn't say anything. Hair does not look like that. It just doesn't look like that. Ever in the wild. And you know what? It just, Like what you've done is you've used some sort of chemicals to concoct something. Like you've concocted this resemblance of what your hair used to look like.

They do him up. He's got some people to do him up and the kind of people that do him up are probably like the kind of people that really like him and they kind of like some orange skin.

But why doesn't he do the under eyes? Like if you're gonna do your whole face like that, do you think he wears like giant goggles when he gets in the tanning booth? Is that what's going on?

Surely he knows what he looks like, right? But then you look at his hair and you go, well, why is he doing that then? You know? Why isn't he just jay some statement?

I think he's just gotten an extraordinary sense of confidence. in some weird way. People attracted to confidence. Yeah, well, that's what Haydecker was saying. Haydecker was saying that this desire to submit to the strong man is like, what's going on here? And I'm like, God, bet that's right. I bet that's a lot of it. Because we've been talking about these guys at campaign forum. Like how excited they are.

He does.

No, you're perfect. No, you've got it nailed. I mean, that is a guy who's a manager in a pro wrestling show. That's the manager. That's like if he was like representing Bruno Sam Martino and he's leading him towards the square circle, he'd be like, yes, yes. This is Hulk Hogan's manager. Donald Trump, this is what he's going to do. If he loses and Hillary wins, he's going to manage Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan is going to have to go back to WWE. He's going to make a comeback because it's Gocker is not going to pay him. And so he spent all the Gocker money and that's going to be the plot.

What is he's the president of WWE? Yeah, I mean Vince McMahon, they Hulk Hogan. They have a match because Vince always wanted to have a match with Hulk Hogan and they go out at it.

Oh, look at that Donald Trump and Vince McMahon, it's already happened.

Yeah, he shaved Vince's head. Oh, good lord. Look at this. Look at this. This is hilarious. What a good show. Vince is a smart man. I'll tell you that. Brilliant. Guys making a lot of money. Why doesn't he run for president? He'd win. He would win. He'd fucking win. How scary is that? If Donald loses, he might win.

Wait a minute. Back off. And I had Bobcat Goldweight in a couple of weeks ago arguing that big foot footage was real.

Yeah, he is. No, no, no, no, no, for real. He's got a movie. He's got this movie called Willow Creek. It's really good. It's not a comedy. It's a horror movie about Bigfoot. It's like Blair Witch, so he doesn't believe it's real. He went to the Bigfoot Conference. He didn't sell that. Nope. No, I know Bobcat. He really believes it's real. He believes that that video, that Patterson footage of the fucking deal on my suit? Yep, that one. Yeah, it takes that's the real 100% basis. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. I know, it seems crazy, right?

No, a lot of people do. Every time we talk about this, I get fucking hate tweets from Bigfoot lovers. Does Bigford lovers?

They're all Trump supporters. To weird.

But no, for real, Bob Cat really is a Bigfoot believer.

There probably was something at one point. Oh, there wasn't. Well, there was definitely an animal called Gigano-Pifigus. You know about that? No. What is our Jim Brewer? What is it? What is it? It was a huge bipedal hominid that they found a bones of in Asia in the 1920s. There was an apothecary shop in China. An anthropologist was in there and he was studying some of the teeth they had and he recognized this enormous teeth tooth to be a primate tooth of unknown origin. He's like this is way too large to be a gorilla. What is this and where to get it? So the people brought him to this apothecary shop. There's a photo of a recreation of a gigantic epithicus next to a guy. They rang a tank. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, there's a, just go back to the images, please. Go back to images. Scroll down. You'll definitely find it. It's a gigantic epithicus next to a person. Can I just show you in scale? But it was, so they found bones. Okay. And they found lower jaw bones that would indicate it was a bipedal ape. Okay. So I guess it's the position of the jaw as different if you're on all fours than if you stand up. So the position that that's it right there. Okay. So this thing lived as recently as 100,000 years ago and maybe more soon, but this is like they didn't even know about it until 1920 when they got these bones. So in 1920 they had those bones and they had them went once carbon dating was invented. They dated those bones to 100,000 years ago. So that was a real animal.

Well, there's cool shit to learn, man. This is cool shit. Like, this is cool anthropology. I'm not sure if I buy it though, because you have to. You have a dude. Listen, that's a real animal. Well, that's a 100% confirmed animal.

Archaeologists, they dug up an anthropologist. They studied these bonuses.

It's just another way to get money. Yeah, but they have the bones. You can go see the bones and other anthropologists.

But almost not, you know, they didn't even know mountain gorillas existed until the 20th century. because white people never went that way. Yeah, exactly. When they first got photos of mountain gorillas, they were like, what in the fuck? Yeah. No, like, there's a real 1920s. Yeah, if I know when they found, when they first discovered the mountain gorillas, I want to say it was the early 1900s. And, you know, that's an animal that we just take for granted is definitely being real. There's a lot of those gems. There's a lot of those, no. There's a guy who's been dedicated to his entire life to trying to find a giant sloth in the Amazon. This guy is convinced that the giant sloth in the Amazon still live. Mountain girl is first discovered by a German officer in 1902. 1902. Captain Robert Vaughn barrage. Prior to this time, only low land guerrillas were known to exist. The mountain guerrilla subspecies is derived from the Captain Robert Vaughn barrage last name Gorilla barrage. What is that? Gorilla barrage, that's his name. Robert Vaughn barrage. Why does that have it twice? Gorilla barrage, Gorilla barrage.

A lot.

Photos are only 40 years old thinking that. Before that, they were drawing shit. That's how crazy that is.

Like sticks. Yeah. And drawing.

Well, I mean, painting, I mean, you know, Michael Angelo and all that. All that shit was before that. But that was how you got images back then. You had to paint them. We don't really, we take photographs for granted so much. We don't realize that the photograph was invented in the 1800s.

Well, there was a lot of explorers back there in Africa because they had found it and they started to colonize certain aspects of Africa, like the colonized South Africa, which is why they ought to be. Which is a nice word for enslaving. Yeah, Dutch, the Dutch came to Africa and they enslaved people and they made these settlements and they tried to make settlements in the Congo itself but the jungle just swallowed everything. Always they would make they would spend all this money and have boats go down there and they built these beautiful mansions in the Congo for the Congo always ended up It's just too wild. They just couldn't they couldn't tame the Congo. They thought they were going to go there and and figure out how to tame that thing.

They just come to my advice. You can survive in the jungle itself. Like the jungle itself was just so fucking wild. There's no taming the Congo. Like you would have to have like a full-scale western invasion to tame the Congo. We would have to clear cut and start chopping down giant swaths of the forest and putting up malls and blowing coal into the air and lighting everything on fire and we still wouldn't win. This is too much of it. It's too big. Too big to show. The Congo gets all the shows?

They don't go to the Congo. They don't go to the Congo.

Yeah, I imagine being in a time when there was no photographs and visiting the jungle in Africa and seeing all the wildlife, seeing a lion.

The first one they shot.

The body by the time they got to it.

Dude, Africa is still crazy. Have you been there? No, I was going to go to Tanzania this summer, but I heard that you have to take all kinds of crazy shots. No, no, no. You take malaria shots?

Yeah, you're sitting there with an African? Yes. Do you ever think of that like here now from Florida? Now I'm spear hunting with some African dude in my kid.

I have a friend who went there and he was on a hunting trip. And poachers were in the area. And when they see poachers, they just start shooting at them. Shooting at the poachers. Just shooting at them. Yeah. And he's like, you have to shoot them when you see them because they will shoot you and they will kill you. And they were getting shot at by poachers. So you were in a gunfight. Yeah. Poachers. Yeah, because they want that tusk. They didn't kill anybody. It's not even tusk. A lot of it is just meat. It's like these people just starving a death. It's crazy. Who's coming in again? Oh, there's both all sorts of different variables. They got people that are poaching for like rhino horns or their ivory tusks and stuff like that. That's all you really hear about. But then you get people that are poaching just for meat. They go on someone's private land and they kill the animals and they call them a poacher. What they really are is just fucking poor people. That's it. So anyway, wow, these people, you know, sometimes the poachers were shoot at them and they shoot at the poachers and so when they're asking them, like, what do you do if you shoot one of these?

And it goes, most of the time we let the hyena sort it out. Wow, let the hyena sort it out.

Like you imagine you're shooting people and just leaving them for hyenas to eat. You've got human eating hyenas in your backyard, essentially.

They must have seen at least once, right? Yes. They must have come upon a guy that they just shot, checked on the body, and seen the hyenas tearing it apart.

They're so weird, so weird looking with their big back legs, or the big front legs and shorter back legs.

They're all lopsided. They're not like flat. You know, like a dog is flat. Right. Hainas are like, like a ramp.

They've really big jaws. Oh, look at that fucking thing.

Look at this size of their head. Hyena industry and some interesting fact. Oh, history. What is history? Look at the go back to that picture again, please. Look at the fucking mouth on that there.

Dude, look at the teeth on that thing. That's insane. That doesn't even look real. Like if that was in a movie, you'd be like, fuck, I'm glad that's not real.

Africa is just so gangster. That's the real deal.

Yeah, you know what's weird is like that that is where life started and where life started. It's where it's the most ferocious Think about all the different animals. Did you know that there was a lot of animals like this that lived in North America? And there was a hyena that was like a fast running hyena a type of hyena here in North America This guy named Dan Flores, he's got this book on the American Serengetti, and he was on my buddy, Steve Renella's podcast, talking about it. He's a wildlife historian, a nature historian, and he was talking about how crazy the animals were in North America, just 100,000 years ago. That doesn't even know what caused the mass extinction, but there was a bunch of, they had a lion here that was bigger than the African lion. It's called a step lion.

It's a comprehensive divide. The bearing straight. Yeah, but there was also, like, just mass extinctions here for some strange reasons. And they really don't know. They don't know. No. You know, horses like Native Americans didn't have horses. The Europeans brought the horses to the Native Americans. Yeah. But here's where it gets really crazy. Horses evolved in North America. Horses evolved in North America and went extinct. And the only horses that survived were the horses that had been captured or had gone across the Bering Strait and made it into Asia. Those are the horses that survived. So then when like Arabian stallions and shit came back from there into North America again, they had literally originally evolved in North America. All the canines evolved in North America. Like wolves, hyenas, or dingos. All those things originally came from North America. Coyotes? Maybe not dingos. Is that an Australian?

They brought a lot of shit over Australia. Australia's filled with animals that don't belong there.

No. Well, there's a lot of, well, there's like kangaroos, which are only there. There's a bear. There's a panda bear there.

What? I think it's a bear.

Oh, koala bear. Koala bear. They got some weird shit, man. But they also have like a bear. They have a ridiculous amount of animals living there. And then they brought in cats to kill some of the animals. And then the cats got out of control. And then they have a feral cat problem.

Oh, the worst salt water cracks and the worst shark attacks. South Africa and Australia have like the worst shark attacks.

But the people are cool as fuck. Yeah. Australian people are some of the coolest fucking people you'll ever meet. I'm a big fan. Big fan of Australian people. If you had a move, is that where you'd go? Well, that's a good spot to move because it's on the other side of the world. So if we blow this thing up, And we need somebody with a greenhouse and sitting. That's the move. Because if we don't make it, if America doesn't make it, like save Yellowstone blows. If Yellowstone blows up kills everybody in the continent, you got to have to go somewhere where the transition would not be that difficult. And Australia, I think, is the furthest away with the transition would be easy.

They do that, you know, in Australia. That's one of the reasons why Australia is so awesome. When a bunch of immigrants show up in a boat, they're like, ah, that's a fast fuck face. They turn around and send it to some shitty island. We got our own rules here. They make a meat bugs. Yeah, it's not good. I'm not kidding man they're brutal they're like they're anti immigration policy is like widely criticized, but it's one of the reasons why apparently it's it's so who is it they told us about that Josh Zeps was he the one the first one to tell us about that? Some of the guests who was from Australia, I believe it was Josh, was explaining how crazy they are about stopping immigration. They just illegal immigration is like a no-no of there. They just won't let it happen.

There's so many people from all over the world, but there's only 20 million people in all of Australia or something like that. I think Australia itself, the whole continent of Australia, has the same amount of people with California.

Really? Yep.

And this is big as the United States.

Well, you can't if you're a pussy. What if your fucking man just moved out in the 23 million? So it's probably less than California. Yeah, California is probably like 30 million. If I had a guess, how many people are in California? No.

Yeah, they're not cotton Mexicans either. No offense to my Mexican friends, but listen, I wouldn't have my fucking paperwork either. Fuck it. 38 million. 38 million. Jesus Christ. Just California. And that's not even including illegal aliens, right? You know, another fucking crazy thing. Somebody brought this up somewhere recently. I forgot what it was. Maybe I read it somewhere. They were talking about what percentage of Native Americans like in Mexico. Like Mexico has a lot of people that a good percentage of their genes are Native American. The same as the people that came from Siberia. But, you know, Mexico? Yeah. Yeah. I believe that.

I believe that.

I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that.

Yeah, they all came down from Asia. Along with all this fucking crazy animals that this guy Dan Flores is talking about. They had a singular short-face bear. Is that what it's called, Jamie? short face bears fucking enormous terrifying bear that they think was one of the reasons why people didn't come to North America sooner because they were so dangerous they were huge like bigger than Grizzlies and super predatory and so like when people were coming across the bearing straight they're probably just getting picked off oh look at that thing oh look at it's giant and it's chasing down a buffalo in this photo

Oh, we are. We've just made cities. Here's one. That's the one I'm talking about chasing this buffalo. A giant ass grizzly chasing the buffalo.

He's so big. I say that that buffalo got burned in some sort of a volcanic fire or something like that. That was that was an already injured buffalo.

Look at his gotten air. He's in the air, dude. And he probably weighs 500 pounds. And he's bucking it down in the street. Shit, he probably weighs more than 500 pounds. That's a buffalo. He's probably like six or seven hundred pounds. What am I guessing? What do you weigh? What am I? Frat shaming up there? Why am I, why don't I carry any of the ways? I'm obsessed with a number.

Yeah. Yeah.

They're so big and they move so much faster than a person can we we judge everything based on what we can do like we see an animal way like okay if I had a run towards him right now, how long would it take? But the timeline that an animal can close in on you versus what you can do to them is so goddamn different like you you just don't understand how fast they are

But you live in New Jersey. New Jersey's got a crazy bear problem. They're overrun with bears in some areas.

They are for the most part. They definitely do turn predatory though when they get really hungry. Some of them were predatory. I know a guy who was camping with some dude, it was his first hunting trip and he got attacked in his tent by a 500 pound predatory black bear. huge hungry older black bear just took a chance went in the tent and just tried to jack him in his tent his friend shot the bear shot through the bear and hit him in the wrist so he wound up getting a broken wrist from the from the rifle and they chased the bear out of the tent and shot it in the woods wow how about that for your first fucking camping trip now

Most of the time he bears, he's fine. Most of the time nothing happens. Most of the time they run away. But they killed that kid at Rutgers. Was it like a year and a half ago? A kid who got eaten at Rutgers. Rutgers. Yeah. Yeah. He was outside of Rutgers, outside in the woods. And then I took a photo of the bear right before it ate him to. They got a photo of the very bear that wound up killing him. Apparently they ran and they saw the bear and they freaked out and ran when they ran. The bear chased them.

And one of them, what kind of bear was it? Black bear. A black bear?

Yeah. You know, they eat meat. And there it is. Hiker snap photo of bear before fatal attack and West Milford. That's the bear right there. Yeah, I mean, if you, if they have an opportunity to eat you, they eat you. They eat each other. I mean, if you kill a black bear and leave it there, the other ones lead it. Wow, that's scary. Yeah, they're gangster.

Yeah, there's, that's a real animal, dude. I mean, you guys have a lot of them in New Jersey.

Yeah, how big was the one you saw?

Like a couple hundred pounds probably. 300. It's a fucking big animal, man. Look at that thing. Holy shit. Bear takes a dip in New Jersey's family pool. Yeah. That's a big one, too, man. God damn, that's a big ass bear. Just find swimming your fucking pool.

See, that's a mature old bear that doesn't give a fuck.

That's just so weird that they live with people in New Jersey of all places.

I think that's exactly what those we're seeing. Bears can do that apparently all the time. They can walk on their hind legs. They just don't do it very often. Look at that thing.

If you were like at dusk, right? Right. And it was really dark out and you saw that thing walking through a bunch of glint of moonlight.

You would swear it was a giant gorilla.

Look at that thing. But for real, like a black bear can easily get to be seven feet. Yeah. So if you got a seven-foot black bear and you see it walking through the woods or even a fucking six and a half-foot black bear when you shake your hands. Yeah, you're gonna swear it's way bigger than it was.

Nobody ever underestimates a giant two-foot, you know, to walking on two-legged gorilla. You don't underestimate the size of that thing. You overestimate it. Right. You know? If it's six feet tall he's like he was fucking eight feet tall.

Right. Yeah.

Oh my god. New Jersey is pretty rural. People don't realize that. They think of New Jersey as being like, like, we're Tony's Pronto lived. You know?

There it is. It looks like a camel fucked a dragon.

That was me, bro. Look at it. It's got, it's a goat with wings. Is that the Jersey Devil?

Is that the photo? Look at this. See, here's the thing, right? Jersey Devil doesn't scare me as much as a fucking alligator that pulls babies out of a Disney land and drags him into the lagoon. That's a real thing.

I lived there too. I lived in Gainesville. Between ages, what year was it? It was like the early 70s. We lived there for like three years. Are you young? Yeah. And round Lake Dallas? Look at that thing. Oh, they climb fences now. Have you seen this?

But I talked about this in the podcast recently, when I was a kid and we lived there, they were endangered. And so you couldn't hunt them, nobody hunted them. And now they have so many of them that they give out hunting tags, like for that swamp people show you, watch that show with a killer alligator. Harva. That guy had five hundred tags. Yeah. He could kill 500 out of yours. How many fucking alligator do they have? Well, you give someone 500 tags.

Look at that fucking thing. I mean, that is straight out of... That's a ten hundred million years ago. Yeah. That's a dinosaur. I don't think they've changed in a hundred million years or something crazy like that. There's some nutty number. It's like 50 million, something like that. Like how long dinosaurs are alligators have been exactly the same?

It's not like you look at the baby deer with the mom and deer and you go, I can't shoot her. She's got the baby.

Okay. How do you not just kill that thing? You got to kill it. Look, it's little enough right now that you can kill it.

Or that's a small alligator, right?

Oh my god. They just tolerate that kind of shit in Florida. That seems like a really little alligator by the way. He's little but he can do a little damage. Fuck that alligator up. I'll tell you right now. I'll fuck that alligator up. I'll grab by its tail. I'll bounce his head right off that sidewalk. Over and over again, they'll turn it into a dick holster. I'll make him cradle my balls for the rest of time. Look at this guy's gonna get a net and try to scoop it up. What is this asshole doing with a net? You need a gun, son. He's got like the end of the pool skimmer. Go get yourself a crossbow. Shoot that fucking thing right now. It's caveman brain. Caveman brain. Wow, it's wrong with me. That's a lizard. I mean, that's a heartless, thoughtless creature that exists to eat things. It's all that's becoming, too. There's more of them now than they had ever been before. And this trend continues. You got a real fucking problem. Because when I was living there, so I'm trying to figure out what year. I was born in 67. We lived in Florida until I was a lot. No, we lived in San Francisco from age 7 to 11. I was 11 years old somewhere around then. What year was that? Well year.

I'm way too stupid.

Oh, 73, oh, six. Yeah. So somewhere around somewhere around, we're talking somewhere around 1977.

So just think about this year, 1977. Now, think about 2016. So in 77, they're protected in 2016, you can kill 500 of them. What the fuck is it going to be like 50 years from now? What is it going to be like in 2016? Are you going to be able to go anywhere near there? Or is it just going to be some crazy Congo type situation? Or every time you get out of your car, so I'm just trying to eat you and kill you.

The America will under the guise of President Trump.

He likes golf, right? He's a golf guy. Yeah, he's your golf courses and shitty designs golf courses. So he's not gonna tolerate people getting eaten by what if like Jack Nicholas one of those older dudes was that an event and something just that big 15 footer that they got on video the other day just says enough is enough. Jumps out and grabs and right by his polyester pants right by the dick just right over. Front front with the eyes are in the dick side and then the bottom is on the asshole side and just clamp some right up the middle like a paper clip and drags into the water and flips and we couple times because it doesn't give a fuck about CBS filming some golf show. No. Doesn't give a fuck. It's not going to not kill you because this is our CBS golf day. That's right. Why? The women are doing wonderful today. Women go offers. It's really come a long way.

Now, again, it comes out. It's a lesbian. Traxxers. Just drag it right in the water. It doesn't give a fuck about your show. It's got a 50 million year old brain. It's just three brain cells in there. Just trying to find these things that can eat. Eat, fuck, eat, fuck.

They found Nile crocodiles in Florida. Yeah, they've found quite a few of them. They have a shoot-on site thing for Nile Crocodiles now. You see him, you have to kill him. Because they've already found, I believe they've found four. And they're definitely laying eggs. They're definitely breeding. And if they found four, there could be hundreds. Like, they literally don't know how many Nile crocodiles there are in Florida. And you're not going to eradicate them. So you just have to do your best to try to curb the population.

Do you think it's a coincidence that it's all happening in Florida? Tony Montana, cocaine cowboys, all the coke, all the pills, okay, all the oxies. Florida gave out more oxy prescriptions in the rest of the country combined. Really? Oh, yeah, all that shit's going on there with alligators and Nile crocodiles and fucking vipers and people's yards. All these crazy snakes and pythons and people just and I want to take care of it and throw it out there fucking back door. Right. That's what they didn't Florida.

Fuck out of the lead people. We'll eat everything.

It decides as you up. Makes its way through your air ventilation system.

It's as fat as the pipe that your air conditioning comes out. Look at this. Now crocodile identified in South Florida. Jesus Christ is just last month. There's another one. Fuck man. Those are 21st. God damn dangerous. They're the wildebeest. Exactly. They're really scary. Because they're way bigger and way more aggressive. Like you can't be anywhere near them. They're very different like temperament wise and alligators. Send them the beast.

What about the ones who are strong?

Oxy doesn't sound like something that will kill you. Sounds like cool check that we know. She plays in a band. Hey, where's Oxy? Oxy went to visit her family and Sweden. Oh, that's cool. She's in there.

That's oxy.

It was like a Scooby-Doo band. Oxy would be like their friend that comes when it plays along with him. Like, you know, she's just taking bait. There's not even a hint of any sexual attraction with anybody. It's not oxy doesn't fuck.

Yeah, yeah, she's just cool. She's coming back over and the band plays cool song and credits roll. Programming. Programmed America and fed the maligators. Apparently Algae is taste really good.

No, they don't. No?

Oh, like you've had like those Algae.

Yeah. This ain't got to eat it fresh and say you got to eat it fresh, but apparently has more protein per pound of meat than any other wild game. Really. Yeah, it's like his is up there as high as anything else like higher than even like elk and and Buffalo and bison and things like that. I hated it. Yeah, so you find it the fun of that's true. I don't want a lot of people.

Yeah, I thought it was a little fishy. But I think that's because it's prepared bad. I think you're getting it from some sort of like a fucking Fridays or something like that, like kind of a chain. They say if you get it the right way fresh and then cook it like the correct way, it's apparently very delicious.

That's insane That's incredible. I think that's way more than anything else.

That's incredible Hold on, say, this is only 3.2 ounces. For 3.2 ounces, it's 46 grams of protein. That's insane. That is what it says, right? It says 3.2 ounces? Dude, that's incredible. That's, well, there will be a month, maybe it makes sense. You're eating a goddamn dinosaur. You know, dinosaur. You eat in its tail. That's what you eat. It's all muscle. Yeah. It's all muscle. They cut it up in the like stakes.

Better be prepared good though. Yeah, I would like to try it.

I mean, I'm just talking out of my ass.

Oh, twice as much as domestic beef. Well, why don't we feed people fucking alligators? Why don't we give it a run? Yeah, you can see all these people were worried about, you know, like a large scale consuming of beef and the harm on the environment. We got to kill these goddamn alligators. So why do you start fucking eat them? Yeah. Grow alligator farms and kill these fucking. And you'll lose weight.

I mean, you probably get all ramped up. How bad of you eat that stuff? It's probably like super primal. Veryt and now I get it, your dick probably gets hard as a rock.

Like why else would dudes eat like mountain lines? Do you know people eat mountain lines? The loin, the muscles and the back straps, the muscles that are on the outside of the spine. That's where like the tender loin is on a beef, cow like inside, connected to the spine. That's the same meat they like to get off of mount lines. But I mean, why would anybody eat that? Unless you were a really hungry or b, it makes for too many cars. So I'm gonna throw a bar. Just imagine if we've all found out there's like a type of food.

You need mountain lines.

Crocodiles and shit. I just think we're just so disconnected from these animals that we have like some sort of weird fairy tale idea what these things are just wandering around Disneyland. They should have guys that they hired to go kill these fucking things. Why you letting these things live? Because they're out of your mind. There's too many of them. They're going to keep breeding. They eat everything. They eat dogs and cats and children. They get kids. Yeah. They're going to fucking keep eating things. You guys in this idea that all life is sacred. Your life is fucking sacred stupid. They're going to eat you. They're going to eat you. Well, they're going to eat you. They're going to eat you. If you don't eat them, then they're going to be so many of them that they're definitely going to eat you. Yeah. Well, until keep simple wildlife biologists strategy do I have? Just kill everything man.

They do that. That's one thing about coyotes. Like everybody hates the coyotes out here. You know how many rats we would have? It wasn't for these fucking coyotes.

I think coyotes are cool. Of course. And I lost a chicken in one recently. Did you really? You got chicken. I just got five new ones. I've got um, do you want to eat four now for eggs? They're like pets.

They eat everything. They eat all kinds of bugs. They're, they're a little dinosaurs, man. They're really cool. But you can pick them up and But I got the new ones, they're a little chicks. They've actually gotten pretty big, really quickly. It's crazy how quick they turn from a chicken to like a little chicken.

Here's my chicks. There's the new ones. These are the farm. I have a large henhouse. It's really big. So they can wander around in there and they're all protected from the coyotes. It's an enormous thing. But then I also let them out in the yard. But I gotta keep them away from my dog. He's decided that he can kill them. Because the coyote hugged him. Yeah, the coyote became friends with them, and then talked him into going and breaking into one of the side coops and killing one of the chickens. Seriously? Yeah, you have to take chickens. They brood sometimes, which is they get this thought, there's no rooster if they're not getting fucked all the time. They lay in these eggs for no reason, because there's no chickens ever going to come out of those eggs, they're not fertilized. So these eggs are just, it's just free food. It's basically the product of you giving them food, they lay an egg and you eat that egg. It's really interesting, right? But the hands sometimes they get crazy because these eggs never become chicks so they think they're supposed to sit on the egg. and it becomes a check. So they start pulling their feathers off and they do what's called brooding. And they'll take a long cycle. It takes like 28 days for them to get over it. Unless you catch them early in the brood and you separate them from the rest of the chickens and you put them in a stand where you put them in a smaller cage where they have to stand on a bar. And once they do that, because they're not in a nest, they're not sitting in a nesting box. It goes through the cycle in their brain. They're a little simple little reptile brains. And then you bring them back into the chicken coop, and they act like a regular chicken. But otherwise, they think it's like a health problem. They don't eat. They start pulling their feathers off of their body. It's like, it gets really weird. So I had them separated. And the dog, I have a huge dog. The coyote talked the dog into knocking over the the chicken coop to get out the chicken. Like the coyote probably wouldn't have been able to do it on its own because it's not big enough. But my dog is a mastiff. And so the this is coyote clunning dicked my fucking dumb ass dog.

Just a house pet.

Well, they can fuck. They can fuck dogs and coyotes fuck all the time. Wow, he duked them. Yeah. They make babies, man. We ran into, uh, when I was filming Fearfactor once, we're filming on this real rural area. And, uh, these people had a bunch of puppies that were half coyote and half Labrador. Huh. Yeah. Coyote came on and fucked their dog, man. That was out here. Yeah, I got dirty criminal sneaking into your yard and fucking your daughter. Like, oh my goodness. A little scape convict.

It was cold out, too, and these puppies were all huddled up together, and we're like, whoa, now what happens? What are you guys going to do? They're trying to give them away, and they're just like, I don't want to have a fucking car over here.

What the hell is that kind of? Eat my newborn? Well, it's a weird thing, because they really are all wolves. Everybody, everything's a wolf. That's why they can all breed with each other. It's so strange. You know, like a hippo can't breed with an elephant, but a wolf can fuck a chihuahua. and make it pregnant. Xero dogs. Yeah. Or all dogs come from walls. That's so strange. If a wolf can figure out how to fit his dick in a chihuahua. And shoot a load in that chihuahua. That chihuahua can conceivably have wolf chihuahua puppies.

Yeah. Fuck. What would it look like?

You've ever seen those werewolf cats?

Whoa, what is that, Jamie?

What? Yeah. Is that a hybrid?

Oh, whoa. A little tiny wolf Chihuahua. I'm sorry. Would you ask Jim?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what they think that is? What is that? I think it's a coyote with mage. I think that when coyotes get mage, and it's real common with animals, they get its mites and the mites that develop as horrible skin disease and they lose all their hair. And their skin becomes black and fucked up. And it gets burnt by the sun. It looks awful. It just looks awful. And yeah, they look like that. So that's a tube of copper. What it is is a it's a coyote that doesn't have a hair.

And I think there's quite a few animals, like if you go down that photo there right there, I'll get that thing. Yeah, I mean, it's probably in constant pain. You know, I mean, it's skin. It's just all fucked up. A lot of times there's like open swars all over their body. There's a dog or a wolf or a bear, a bear rather that has managed to. Chimps get it sometimes too. Right. They have ever seen those hairless chimps? Yeah. A lot of times that's what's going on with them, too. They got managed. I had a dog that had changed, man. Yeah, I rescued her. She had a change. And they gave me this like ointment to get. But once I started feeding her good food, her hair all came back real quick. Just washed her with some certain type of shampoo. And then within like a couple months, like all the man just gone, her hair was all big and fluffy and healthy. Yeah, I mean just uh, but that's what the chupacopras just kind of made looks I started like a year ago I know what it was going to if you saw that man if you saw something like that I don't see person, but if I saw something that freak out.

Yeah. That's why the Mexicans believe in the chupacopra. So it is that's there, but they can see that where

Bigfoot though because the bigfoot coyotes will fucking kill your chickens and shit, you know, and that's what they kill a kid. Oh, yeah, absolutely right definitely they they killed his girl in Toronto a few years back It was a 19-year-old singer from almost she's she's a country music singer who's really promising young artist in Toronto and She's going for a walk in the killer in the forest and Yeah, during the day. Mm-hmm. That's a bad way to die, too, man. Oh. Because they eat you asshole first. That's right. That's what they do. They tear your part. They tear your part. And if there's some reason, coyotes, they when they kill a deer and I'm assuming they do the same thing when they kill a human being. They start with your asshole.

I'm sure that they try to suffocate. I don't know, man.

I don't know what they just started tearing it. They might just start ripping you apart, especially if they felt like they could hold you down because wolves do that to animals all the time. They just chew at their legs, bring them down, and then you start pulling them apart while they're still alive. Yeah, my buddy found a moose that was getting attacked by wolves and they found it and it looked like it had been getting chewed on for over a day and it was still alive. This moose was all fucked up and half of its hindquarters were chewed off and these wolves were just pulling it apart slowly and they had been eaten it for a day. Oh, yeah, still alive.

Yeah, they're reintroducing those. That's it's even more interesting They're bringing them back to all these different parts of the West and if you can get to those people to poison them back in the 1800s if you can get them bring to the future It's like well, blah, blah, blah, blah, you brought them here You know we used to kill these fucking things you guys brought them here

Sound nature is the great educator. You got their nature balances.

You know what get always kills me like straight-edge guys like guys who don't smoke they don't drink but they're into like super hardcore music what they all like strut around and they throw their arms up in the air like the fucking record Ralph you know I just went to a show and uh isn't Jersey and I

Yeah, a lighting. Yeah.

These sets of the show in the movies. I wonder how much that's up for real.

How much is that? Yeah.

If you had the opportunity to go and view any culture from the past, like if you could be completely invisible and walk around amongst the Romans or cave people or Native Americans before the Europeans came, what would you choose?

Like the first time I got boat showed up in Polynesia or something like that, and some white people got out.

What is your character's name? I love this guy. He used to come back more often.

Yeah. Sorry.

No, that's a good thought. Like the, that might be like one of the most important times ever, right? When the people came from Spain and landed in the West Indies. When Columbus and the Pinta, that's what we landed, right? The West Indies. and they encountered the people that were living there, the native people. That, I think that, I would choose that. I would choose that. It's like the first, the thing that you could see. To know that this experience right now is going to fucking change the future of the world.

I want it spices and shit. They want it, they want it gold and salt.

They wanted to expand their territories. I mean, it's like Game of Thrones type shit. The king wants to bring back more gold and so he commissions a fleet and he hires the captain and he promises the captain riches beyond his wildest imagination if you go to these foreign lands bring back salt. And so these fucking people would get in these wooden crafts that barely had enough food for them to survive and make it across that goofy-ass ocean, who knows? There was no weather report, there was no iPhone app, and I had no idea what the fuck was coming. And they were in a boat in the ocean, and a lot of them didn't make it, like probably like a good percentage, like a healthy 10 to 15% never fucking made it. I bet you're more. I wonder. There's a lot of shipwrecks, though. People find them all the time, and they find them filled with gold. That's its crazy man. They've found a ton of them where people have gotten super fucking rich, where they found like Roman coins or men at a gold worth a billion dollars or something like that.

Off the coast of this place, or that place, the power of greed. Yeah, they brought back too much gold, and they're fucking rough saying.

think about how terrifying it must be to have a boat filled with gold and you're trying to bring it back to Spain and you realize you brought too much gold and the boats starts going under and you're in the middle of the ocean but you can't throw the gold overboard is discussions so we've got to get rid of some of this gold And you're looking out and it's dark out, right? It's just the black teeth of sea and the water is slowly leaking into the panels and the fucking in the galley and the bottom of the boat.

And they have a sword fight in there and they duke it out and they all wind up dead. I'll chop up and bleeding and the fucking boat just sinks to the bottom because they had, they couldn't make a decision whether or not they should throw the gold overboard.

Even today, you could drop a GPS pin, but what are the guarantees you could go back to that location and retrieve it? What if you dropped it at the bottom of the Mariana's trench and it's a mile and a half down? It's just gone. Good luck. Good luck fishing it out. You got a, it's cool. Do we got a treble hook? My dad's got like a deep sea salt water set up.

Dude, I hold my breath like a champ. I'm just gonna get under that water and bring up one coin at a time. They died because they were greedy. They died because they're boat sank with too much gold. Fuck man. That's crazy. Or maybe the boat just sank and it just so happens. They had a lot of gold on board and a lot of times they made it with that much gold on board. Right. Yeah, but there weren't any fucking engineers that had done stress tests on the world.

And under pressure, we live in such easy times.

It's carry credit card.

They're coming back, dude. I mean, it is what it is. If you look at Florida, you would like again. I was talking about living there in 1977. We're talking about a very short period of time between now and then. This is not that long. This is not, it's just not. 40 years is not long at all when you talking about biology. It's a short amount of time for a radical change like that. For an animal to go from endangered to ultra-prevalent and eating people on a regular basis.

She's killed her in front of me. That was the game of thrones editor. For real? Oh really? Yeah, she was an editor. Oh my god, the thrones. Yeah. Apparently, they told her not to roll the window down, too. You know, I guess it's just so tempting. You feel safe, you're in that car. But the lion saw that opening and there's a female lion, too.

I would want to be in the back of that helicopter, like that scene in Predator with Jesse Ventura's got the gun loaded. He's calling everybody a bunch of slack, jawed faggotts. That's the other way out when I go. I'm gonna go to the bunch of dudes with fucking band-a-lears filled with bullets and locked and loaded with giant steroid filled muscles.

Yeah, I don't need a camera. I'll put a GoPro on my head. We'll capture the whole thing. It's sort out the pictures later. This is, this is, this is get through this. Let's just get through this.

Crazy bitch. And you see that paw that looks like a catcher's mitt. with fangs, just clamp, gets a hold of your tit and just yanks you out of the car, digs into your rib cage. Imagine. Imagine. It's horrifying. You're sitting there with your fucking mat's shirt on, listening to some good music on your iPod, and then just pause through that window, digs those claws deep into the fucking bones in your ribs, and carries you off, like when you pick up a little pisses, it's a shashimi with a chopstick. Right. But it's that simple.

That's why we all need guns.

People get scared too. When all the rhetoric starts getting around about ending the second amendment, taking away people's rights to guns. I mean, it's the best thing in the world for ammunition companies and rifle companies. Jamie, there's a video that people are throwing around on Instagram. I don't know. I wanted to ask if it's true. There's a people Some people from another country, they're speaking of foreign languages, they're talking in front of a lion carcass, and they've got like, they're taking a photo, and then another lion comes and jacks him off camera. Oh, wow. But it looks so fake. Oh, it does. Yeah, it looks so convenient. Like the framing of it, where the lion gets into frame, and then jumps over the camera to get the person they scream, and you hear the noises in the background, I watch those like, man, this is a way to theatrical. It's way to well-framed. This has got to be bullshit. That was my initial instinct. But it was interesting. Oh, King's MMA put it on their Instagram page. My friend, uh, Rafael Cordero, who's, uh, one of the best, uh, more Thai instructors in the world, trains a bunch of world champions, Fabricio overdume, Rafael dosandos, a lot of people. He's a great guy too. He put it on his page and he was, uh, is funny because he put a caption in, you know, the Brazilian version of English, you know, you're in his house now, like that kind of shit. Yeah, I care it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. It's a very line. Whoops. Go back. Here he is. Look at the, um, okay. His words are interesting. Human's mentality. They're think it's a sport to kill. Lions well, I guess the Lions brother wasn't going for that. Bon appetit, Mr. Lion. We feel your pain, see? Looks fake as fuck, right?

It'll replay itself. He ran straight to the person who had the gun. This is their house and nobody can cross that line. That's so hilarious. See, their line comes back and it focuss. I don't buy that at all. I just think that's fake.

And then line comes back. See, all those things, there's so much off there. First of all, why did the line just abandon these people that are shooting it? Did it kill them and walk off real quick? That doesn't make sense. Because there's two of them. If it killed two of them, I think it would have killed one and ragged all that around a little bit. And then gone to the second one, it would have taken longer than 10 or 15 seconds.

Yeah. And then the rifle went off and it's just nothing happened that they missed totally. They missed twice. All that stuff seems fake. Just like the framing is the big one. And then they're acting seems like shit, too. I thought they were speaking another language. Apparently speaking English.

That's also like a smart video to make because that's what people want to see. Like people hate trophy hunting. They hate this idea that people go over there and shoot these lions and then prop them up and look the big smile on their face next to some weird animal that they just shot some majestic beast. Right. It's weird, man.

What's weird, too, that people are celebrating at this point? This fucking lion came by and jacked him, went after the lady with the gun, you know, like everybody's like, all happy. The comments, comments are all happy. Like, I'm not into killing lions, but I'm definitely not in the lion's killing people. And I don't think that it's like a, it's not a revenge thing. Like that lion would have killed them no matter what. They killed their lions. That's what they do.

Not only that, the most of these things are high fence operations. Well, they have these lions are fence din. Right.

It's more than that. I mean, it's kind of like shooting like a dangerous pet that someone has. Right. But technically they're free. Are they a lot of them are not free?

Yeah, they breed them in the wild in these these enclosures. And now in the wild in captivity. They breed them and then they release sometimes they release them. And these lions have a very specific area that they travel in, and then they release them. And the lions on the way to go, so they just hang out and wait. So when they release them, then the morning, the hunter, in quotes, comes out and sees his lion just hanging out. Because the lion doesn't have anywhere to go, doesn't belong in there. It's not his territory. It doesn't exactly know what to do. So he just finds a place to lie down. So he'll go under a tree and just lay there, and then walk over and shoot these lions. It's fucking weird, man. It's like, what is that? That is barely hunting under the loosist possible definition of the term. Bare, it's barely hunting. You know, lion lions. It's a video's fake. Yeah, I knew it. See, you can't get me bitch. That's a real person. It is a real line. Oh, that's why it looked odd. See, I thought it was almost like a fake line.

It's so weird. But you know what's weird about this whole thing? You know, after Cecil Align got killed in Zimbabwe, now they have to kill 200 lines because they have an excess of lines because nobody wants to go there and nobody wants to hunt lines anymore because of the blowback. that they experience from the Cecil thing. So now they're, they're assassins. Cecil thing. You know that guy that dentist, that killed that famous lion? Yeah, that Cecil lion. Okay. Remember that whole outrage was really crazy. Like everybody got nuts about that. And because of that, nobody wanted to go there to hunt. So that they have the lions that are decimating the undulate population. So they had to kill 200 lions. 200 lions that would have brought them, you know, I think they get $50,000 on lion. when hunter comes and pays to hunt the lion. So think about that shit. They're like losing. It's a fucked up place man.

It is a crazy place.

Louis the Rue has a beautiful documentary. If you've never heard me happen about it before, but it's a documentary about him. It's on YouTube. Him going on this African hunting expedition with all these Americans. It's really strange. Really strange.

What's that?

Yeah, there was a recent, there's this kind of gym shock, he's got this great show called Uncharted. He's a sort of adventurer, travels all over the world, and they hired him to go to Mozambique. because all these people were getting killed by crocodiles. So he goes to Mozambique to hunt crocodiles. And while they were there, someone in the camp got killed and eaten by a crocodile. Some woman was washing clothes and get dragged into the water. You know, you talked to them. And like those people don't, they don't have any problem with someone coming over and shooting a crocodile.

They'll be no protests. Right. We don't make movies about this.

There was an article in New York Times after the Cecil thing by someone from Zimbabwe that said, in Zimbabwe, we do not cry for lions. And they talked about all the family members that have been terrorized, all the people that knew that had been actually killed by lions. Like this is not a joke. Like you guys have this fucking lion's king version of what's going on over here. Right. But even there still, I don't want anybody to shoot a lion. Well, it's just like anything.

So far away, it's so different than anything we can ever even possibly imagine happening in North America.

Well, the actual variables when you stop thinking about the future, They get real grim and weird.

They have to to get better, no?

Well, it's not even that, like your body. Like, as I'm getting older, one of the things that I'm realizing is I get up in the morning, especially if I work out hard, it's fucking harder and harder to do that. Like, slowly but surely, my body's not going to be able to do all the stuff that I wanted to do anymore. It's just not going to work anymore. It doesn't matter how much discipline I have, how well I eat. It's just, there's going to come a point in time when things just don't work anymore. Just the fact that's the reality of life. Yup, you wake up stiff like, and every day you're gonna wake up a little more stiff, a little more stiff, a little more stiff. Yeah, a little more stuff, a little more.

We have been alleviating suffering in Americans from more than 30 years now. Thirty years now. Thirty years. Wow. Look at my lab coat. Do not trust me. Oh, I trust you.

Now that I see a lot of X's and Y's and numbers, and too many people get, they get, uh, they overdose and die because of poor hand-man handwriting, or they used to.

So what they try to do is avoid any sort of malpractice lawsuit. Well, probably. Yeah.

I just don't understand why they're handwriting would be so shitty. Like unless they don't give a fuck. Like if you're writing a prescription for someone, if I was gonna write a prescription for Xanix, but Xanix was like a lot like Xanalamathan, which fucking kills your dick like a fucking sniper. And this is how you connect. Do it. And you just sort of, like, social, I mean, you look at some of the writings that you would have doctors written down, prescription rise. You're like, no one can read that. No one can understand that. There's a website that charts them, like bad prescriptions, like bad hand-met writing prescriptions.

So they make a signature that anybody could forge. Forge, or, yeah, I didn't say that. My buddy, Guido or Landy. He's a pool cue maker. He's a great guy. And Guido had a signature. I'm not bullshitting. I'm gonna blow up a spot. I'll show it to you. I don't want to show it to everybody else. So you want, I don't want you to.

Guido's empire. This was his signature. I'm not kidding. He made an O. He made a weird O. So his wife forged that shit cleaned him out when he got divorced. She didn't eat fucking hated life after that man. He was so angry, so bitter, so crushed. And I was like, how the fuck do you think you just get by with that crazy signature? But he, uh, I would. Don't you, don't you? He's a guy who like wanted to simplify his life. He's a very smart guy. He decided to simplify his life. That's how he did it. He's like, oh, I don't want this crazy signal. She makes me sign things. I think signing things is stupid. So I'll just do that. That's my signature. He wrote it on everything. But he thought he was slick. Mm. Look at this. The doctor's prescription. Wow. Yeah. Why don't you just give me a bullet? Shoot me right in the fucking head. This is crazy. This, the reading that is insane. Like no one can read that. I bet he can't even read that.

It used to be way worse though. This is a 2006. Yeah. Okay.

I talked about pennies. I think doctors should work in the maximum four hours a day. And those have to do surgery. They should be well-rested and taken care of, and they should be more of them. And let me ask you this, Jamie. How many people die from malpractice? Guess this. Let's guess this. I say, A day, a year, a year. How many a year? Now practice. Yeah. I just fuck up. Just mistakes, accidents.

That's too late. 30 grand. I was gonna say 30. Oh my god, I might be slaying. That's a fun. That's a fun. That's a fun. That's a fun.

Oh, here. Oh, okay. This is 15 years ago, though.

That should be like 20. It's still crazy. That's not nutty number man. 98,000 people die. Is that just America? Do the errors. Yeah.

Yeah, this is supposed to be the tea. Oh my god. And so a child got methadone? Yeah. And died?

I think of this. Well, you know that's fucking crazy anyway. You and shit to a kid.

Trust me, honey. You need it. You need it. You need it. You need it. The man with the lab coat tells you that you need this. This is going to make you popular in school.

You interrupting class because you've got something wrong with your brain. The doctor's going to fix it.

What about the days before Google? when you your doctor could give you some advice and you had no idea whether or not it was the right advice or not.

Dude, crazy that. It's crazy. And the idea that you can't even make a tea, you lick it. You're writing a prescription for fucking kids. For a child.

He's gonna buy. Right. Gonna buy a vacation home this summer for all my surgery money.

I can hear the noise coming out of my muffler. I can hear the noise coming out of my muffler. I can hear the noise coming out of my muffler.

Shut up, peasant. I've elevated my status. Stop this status, it's elevated, driving around, smoking my pipe. That's, you have just classy bits to drive around the pipe, right?

Yes. Would you like to come in, man? Yes, contemplate just things.

I should probably just humor this guy. I go see a zebra so he doesn't hate me. I don't want to live next to this crazy fucking zoo owner. He's gonna make some poisonous snake you mocked to me.

Fucking zookeeper. Imagine your next door neighbor is a goddamn zookeeper. What the fuck, man?

Imagine you're in your land rover defender trying to get away from the encampment. You're driving away and you get a flat. And you're like, what should we do? Well, we should definitely wait until the morning. We can't see. I don't have a light. We can't see. I can't change it. And then, as you're sleeping in that fucking land rover here.

This guy's explaining to me elephants, why they kill elephants. He's like, it's not, it's not just that people want to go over and trophy hunt these things. Sometimes the elephants will move into a village and these farmers, they have these plots of food for the village and that's all they have. And these elephants move and just eat everything. Not a goddamn thing they can do. Nothing they can do.

What the fuck are you gonna do? And so you have all these vegetables that you're growing for your family and you're fucked.

They just jack you and if they think you're a threat in any way, they just eliminate that threat. Just go pick you up and throw you. Yeah, dude

Yeah, because I was arguing. I was like, what, why would they ever need to kill an elephant? Like, you don't ever need to kill an elephant? And that was like, actually, here's what goes on. And I was like, oh, so they hire people to go and kill the elephant, or they'll give someone a permit to kill the elephant, and then that person pays. like 50,000 bucks or something like that. And they'll come and kill the elephant. So some guy like that, those hunters, the fake hunters from that thing, they'll pose with it and show the ivory and everything like that. And then they give all the meat to the village. And then the village gets 50 grand.

So they just don't want people driving through. Is that what it is?

Get it. Yeah, I don't see myself going over there. No, I think you'd like it.

If you're on a fucking spear hunt, yeah, but it was awesome.

I think I'm out there now. I got one. It's like crazy. And here behind you.

I'm so funny.

to be a cober. Imagine what a cook. You're growing poison in your head and you shoot it out of your teeth. You bite people and inject them. You're literally a walking needle.

Yeah. Poison needle. And some of them use just a hundred percent death. Some of them, it's a hundred percent. Like, you know, not enough people get bitten to make enough anti-venom. You're never going to get it. You're never going to get it in time. Yeah, who's carrying that? Yeah, you carry it with you everywhere? Always lasts a little while. Who's carrying that? Keep making it. They make it with horses too. Do you know that? What? Like rattlesnake venom, anti-venom? They shoot horses up with it. They take a rattlesnake, they inject rattlesnake venom in the horse, the horse collects the antibodies, produces antibodies, and they take those antibodies out, and that's like the serum that they use. Really? At least they used to do it that way. Pretty sure they still do though. I know it's an issue for vegans, because vegans don't want to use any animal products, and they get bitten by a snake, like they have to compromise. That's to be some compromise here. Yeah.

I get it. They want to be nice. They want to be righteous. They want to be a good person.

Just cruelty in general. I think ultimately, cruelty is terrible. You know, there are a real problem is a factory farming. A real problem is the cruelty to animals. It's not eating animals. A real problem because they're going to die. They're going to live, they're going to die. And I know you could say that argument about people too. Why don't you see people who, because people are people and we're different than cows, okay?

If we want the ball off, we can keep them from getting in. Once we find them, we have them all off in the area, then we get them, we send them to Mexico. The only way is not one ball. We need 50 walls. And the wall over each individual state, that way we can contain anyone who causes a problem. First, we'll start with Mexicans and we'll work our way up to really rude white people.

But what about do rags? What if those come back? What if they say that?

But there's going to be a racial problem. Because do rags, they might have some pushback on that. But what about the bandana that Brett Michaels from Poison Wars?

Beautiful hair. Not real. Beautiful though. Interesting look. Axel Rose, too. But Axel Rose. And Axel Rose can kind of pull it off better for whatever. Oh, that's strange. It's strange to look. Yeah, I don't know. It's just thing though, man. You know, maybe that's a good move. If you dress like that all the time, that way when you take that shit off, nobody recognizes you anywhere you go. Maybe that's the move. Right? That could be. That could be the move. Where are the bandanas? Beautiful eyes. Beautiful, man. Is that real? You think you put that through like one of them Instagram filters? Whoa, hey, why are you pulling your pants down, bro? Put a fucking shirt on. Get a good took back though. Didn't know you're so built.

All right, enough, Jamie, I'm getting hard. Let's move on.

Jim, bro. What are you doing down now?

What is that picture? What's going on there?

Why does he have lipstick on? Why not? It worked. Worked for a while. Remember? They all were glammed up. Remember the early guns and roses even it was glammed up. They were very glammed up. He's up here. Remember?

Remember welcome to the jungle? Remember the video for the blown hair.

Yeah. When he when he landed. When you land it in L.A., remember? Right.

They were the baddest motherfuckers at the time. Crazy how hard that was for them to handle. That was a wild quick ass ride. It's interesting to see them touring again now. You know, they did Coachella. I saw some videos of it. Look, wild. Sitting out there, you had a broken foot. So it was doing all his dancing from a chair. You see it? Yeah. Like your fucking rock stars are getting old dancing from a chair. They're doing like the chair wiggle.

How does that happen? Look at that. It's got a foot brace.

Hmm. Keith Richards. That is what I shot himself up with heroin and dance like a fucking man. I bet Keith Richards has never done a show.

Wow. Yeah, definitely. They brought them a fuckload of money. That's how they got actual to lay off the Botox and getting the chair. Just, dude, get a chair for you. You got a fucking, got a cast. Don't worry about it, dude. You can't find it. You hurt your foot, of course you can't dance. Link. Link. He probably saw him dance. He's so fat and fucked up. Now they probably broke his leg. They probably came out of a baseball bat.

Oh, imagine. Yeah, they just broke his leg because he was so fat. He showed up. He showed up so fat. They got mad.

It was only one way. You gotta hurt him. What? Why you gotta hurt him? Because we can't have him fucking dance with his gut hanging out. We'll just sit him down in the fucking chair. put a cast on him. Didn't Dave Grohl break his leg while while he was performing.

Yeah, because he had like a left leg injury. So actually just borrowed his left leg injury chair. Or is it a right leg? It's reversed in both images. Oh, Dave had a right leg injury. Excellent. That's pretty gangster. Get your fucking foot taped up while he did he fall off the stage or something? Jesus Christ. I like dick. He's a bad motherfucker. Food fighters are awesome, man. You know, like I went through Novana. I'd like to sit him down and see what he thinks about that Courtney love documentary. What's that?

I don't know, I'm crazy documentary that's thinks that Courtney love killed Kurt Cobain. Have you seen that? What's it called?

Yeah. Yeah. It's, yeah. It's got reenactments to, it's super, it's reenactment. Yeah, it was super sketchy. Whenever you have reenactments, you're like, what? And the guy who's a reenactor is like the actor from, I think, thinner from the movie, thinner with Steven King. He's like a semi-famous actor. If is that who it is? Is it the same guy?

Yeah, he plays the cop in the reenactments and it's like, okay, that's the guy who plays Kurt, but there's a guy who plays the detective. It's a weird documentary because it's like, man, you could say anything you want in a documentary if you use a bunch of reenactments and you're pretending that you were there while this happened, but you see people, you see my white coat.

So we got to end this and then we're gonna come back. And Jim Brewer is gonna stay with me as we we talked to the great Russell brand that will be next. We're gonna do the Jim and Joe show. It's about time. We should've done this years ago.

We're gonna keep doing it. It was cool. I'm fucking so happy you're here man. I'm having a great guy doing that too. We'll be back with Russell brand in a little bit. See you soon. Yep.