Transcript for #903 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

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I thought it was a joke like you had some hacked your phone. I all sudden wanted that. That's how stupid people are. I see like a different size icon. Oh, it's different than what I have.

Well, you know what those little those little Amazon things or the little Google ones those little Google sticks from you stick them in a USB port on your computer or on your TV and you could stream something from your computer right to that and it plays on the TV how in the fuck does that work because like your Apple TV I have Apple TV it's like a like a big Mac Right, but big maxized, but this is like a USB stick.

It's because I was watching some fights of the day on ESPN 3 and I don't know if you knew this, but ESPN 3 is not really a station. It's a it's a website. Yeah, there's ESPN 1 and ESPN 2. Those are both on TV. But ESPN 3 is like a website. So they had glory fights on ESPN 3. Got an issue here? Yeah, I'm Jamie's in here. They must be an issue. Um, ESPN 3. I had to watch the fights on ESPN 3 because they were on UFC fight pass had glory on up until this one fight. And then from that one fight on, it was all on ESPN 3. So I had it on my laptop. And then I said, well, oh, I don't have a fucking Apple laptop anymore. Now I can't shoot it directly to the Apple TV. And then I found all you need is one of those little drives. You stick that sucker in your TV.

They're all Mexican and they have all the way people. It's just just dress signals like the first episode of Fear The Walking Dead. They're like, I think I hear something.

Well, that was one of the things with radio. One of the things that happened with radio is in LA in particular. They would close down like when they closed down that FM talk station, there's an FM talk station and they closed it down and then a Mexican station popped up. I think it's another talk show.

There's a lot of Mexican like morning radio shows all of them.

You sound Japanese. That's terrible. Oh, yeah.

You're the worst Mexican of all time. But when I would pass by these bus stops like all over LA, you'd see these billboards that were for these stations that you're never gonna listen to. You know, like this is one neighborhood that my ex-garden are. I had an ex-guard and I used to fight chickens. He was a funny dude man. He came over here a couple times from ex-co. He's snuck over here, worked over in America and it's snuck back and it's snuck back again. Wow. What do you mean he fought chickens? He's dev chicken fights.

He would go, but the other people would actually fight the chickens. and it was like this thing where all the men in this community would go and they all had these roosters. I mean this we went to this guy's place and went to check out his backyard and he had, I don't know, a hundred rooster cages and I'm not bullshitting. They were fucking stacked on top of each other and then they had an arena. You'd go into the arena it was like a little barn and then it's like a little sunken in area that they dug out and put like a little fence around and that's where they would check the chickens in and so they'd have two guys and they would handle the chickens and they put spurs on the chickens. So it's not just the chickens fighting each other, but they put little razor blades on their feet. Whoa. Yeah. And then they bet on who wins the fight. And then when they win, like when the, you know, the, either one, the both chickens are fucked. Like they're essentially dead. Like maybe if you're lucky your chicken doesn't get totally fucked up.

And here we can't help yourself. Crow. You can't help yourself if you're tearing. Bird fighting. Yeah, but it's apparently a huge thing in the Mexican community. But it's interesting, it's like, you remember when Michael Vick got in that big, horrible situation when they found out that he was killing dogs, and he had dog fights, and, you know, this terrible thing was executing dogs, that shit is happening all throughout the South every day. It's a huge part of their culture, animal fights, like dog fights, but much more so chicken fights, and chicken fights is a weird one where you clot kind of okay with it. You know? Like people have a hierarchy of animals that they give a shit whether or not they're having a bad life. And chickens are super low in that scale.

Well, the Mexicans eat chickens too, dude. I don't know. Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, just get used to it. Yeah It becomes like norm for the community, right? For someone to have a fucking rooster in there.

When it was blind, and it was just like, didn't want anybody to know.

Yeah. Maybe the guy who jumps a gun. He felt way too refreshed. Or maybe he felt that you guys were on mushrooms. He's like, he's gonna eat us. These people are crazy.

Yeah, maybe you're very present. Or maybe you guys are allowed and you woke him up.

We got pissed. It's probably a dog barking, right? It's probably a bunch of reasons why a chicken does that. Not just because they wake up, but also maybe because fuck you shut up. Yeah. Try to sleep over here. It's not bad enough. I sleep with my feet on a stick. Do they? Yeah, they perch. Oh, so they sleep. They climb up. We have these areas in my chicken coop. They climb up and they put their feet down and we have other areas where they could go into a little chicken house and they could like go inside and there's like a little roof on the chicken house. They fucking never use it. They don't use that. They don't want to sit down. They want to like have their feet on something. They like to grab on something and hang on. Weird so because they're used to perching like in the wild They're their bodies designed we think of it as our feet. Oh, if I had a hangbow on my hands, I'd be so fucking tired But their hands are so different like their feet are designed for that like it doesn't make them tired. That's an evolutionary advantage. They can live in trees. How many chickens do you have? 23 Wow I didn't know you had that many. Yeah, I have a gang of chickens. Are you fresh eggs like every day? How many eggs is 23 a day? Depends on the time of year. Like this time of year, they're starting out. They're making a lot of eggs because it's cold out and it's been raining and when there's less sunlight, they make more eggs.

Or do you just know? No, give them away. Give them away. Yeah. But I eat a lot of them. You know, if there's 23 of them, they might make 10 eggs a day. And I probably five of those, maybe six. That's great. Yeah, I eat a lot of eggs. Everybody eats eggs. We eat eggs. And eggs are not bad for you. That's a fucking long-standing myth that someone concocted in the 1950s. And there was a New York Times article about it if you really interested. It's terrible. But the sugar companies, for not that much money, for what's like, in American dollars today, like $50,000, they paid off a bunch of scientists to fake these reports. and right reports saying that saturated fat was causing people to have heart disease and get overweight when it was really sugar. What about cholesterol? It's not bad for you. Not only is cholesterol not bad for you, it depends on what kind of cholesterol. There's certain types of cholesterol that people have genetic properties for that not good, but there's LDL cholesterol and then there's actually like different sizes of different LDL cholesterol and some of it's actually good for you. and some of it's not good for you, there's HDL cholesterol, but dietary cholesterol, like eating dietary cholesterol. It doesn't move, it doesn't move the blood lipids. It doesn't change. That's not what changes your cholesterol. It's like sedentary lifestyle. and sugar and processed foods. Those things elevate cholesterol. More than eating things with cholesterol. It's very strange. And then saturated fat. We all grew up thinking saturated fat was bad. That's why you have margarine, right? Margarine is fucking illegal now. Do you know that? Do you know trans fats are illegal now? No. Do you know trans fats in the next three years they have to remove them from food. They have three more years to take them out of food. They gave them like a grace period of three years. So these companies can shift their manufacturing. What's that?

I don't know if Doritos but Freedos. I'm trying to some shit with trans fats in it.

Probably on taste is good. Well, it might taste better. Honestly, the thing is a people thought that like margarine was good for you. Margarine is fucking terrible for you. Yeah, unsaturated fat is bad for you. Saturated fat is good for you. That's how fucking stupid we are. Our whole lives we grew up with shitty information and a lot of it is because scientists were paid off by the sugar company. There's a whole New York Times article about it. It's stunning. You read it and you go, oh my god, this is like responsible for who knows how many millions of people making poor dietary choices and perhaps ruining the quality of their life, ruining the amount of energy they have, ruining the amount of inspiration they would have because their body was fucking with them, causing all sorts of premature death and diseases and it's not exaggeration. It's like a subject that is been like nying at me for years now. It's a crazy, crazy subject.

The problem is, like carbs aren't even necessarily bad for you. It's sugar. Sugar is what's bad for you. And the issue isn't carbs, because carbs with fiber, like some carbs, like a Z-kill bread, it's not bad for you.

Well, what's weird is if you see those photos that you saw a long time ago, from like the 1920s and the 1930s, you don't see anyone fat. You see these people walking around and everyone looks lender. I mean, it's super rare where you see like a Jackie Gleeson type character.

Yeah, it's because America has let these assholes put all kinds of fucked up shit, the taste great, but it's hugely bad for you. And they've put it all throughout our food, and they did it when we were growing up. I mean, come on man, we all eat lucky charms. We all eat cocoa puffs and fucking ice to love captain crunch. That shit is great sugar. I would eat a whole bowl of that like a giant bowl.

That's insane. They're not even going to pretend. Fuck all that crunchy shit. Just marshmallows and milk.

Oh, too bad. Those, like, host is apple pies. Those awesome host is pies. Microwave popcorn.

I mean, not big max. I mean, what about like make riddles? Because just because you said that, I want one on my home. I want two days ago. I want it right now.

See, we used to think that that was good. Partially hydrogenated soy oils. It's a partial. Yeah. with partially hydrogen and corn oil. Amazing. We used to think that that was good. People would prefer that. You would think you would make the healthy choice by choosing that.

And that's probably what's in vegan ice cream and shit to make it all mushy. Oh, fuck yeah.

There's a lot of really good vegan chefs out there that know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah. You know, there's a place called Follow Your Heart. It's like this cool little place in the valley that you can go and get these vegan pancakes. They're like vegan buckwheat pancakes. Yeah, damn good. You have no idea there's no eggs in there.

Yeah, they they make some pretty decent like vegan sandwich meat type products, you know, but the thing about that is the kind of process. Totally. I mean, there's a lot of preservatives and that stuff. It's just because something's vegan doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you because Oreos are vegan too.

That's amazing. What was the reason why you decided to make a shift?

Even if you go french fries a lot of times, that's poiled and beefy. Yeah.

I mean, it's just a boiled and beef fat.

But isn't it funny? But if I brought this up to you while you're vegan, you would just be raving about how much energy you have and how healthy you are. Like that's one thing that people always do no matter what they're doing. I mean, I'm guilty of it myself. When you're doing something, you want to promote whatever that thing is because you want other people to do it. So you start

Was the first place did you go to Fogo to shower something? Is that what you did? Yeah. You guys all went? Yeah. So you were there, you saw it's first part.

Like that guy you called me up screaming.

Now I've never oh my god in the when we set up I'm getting a new grill. I'm getting a new Yoda grill and I'm putting my old one at the studio. I want to set up with a studio because you know I have the freezer is back there. I'm gonna grill some steaks great at the studio. You gotta eat it I mean you're gonna feel you're gonna feel another bump above where you're at now like I used to watch Ted Newtjant and I'm just like where's this crazy fucker get all his energy yeah cuz he's crazy shit right and he's yelling and screaming but and then he's like he's like 70 something years old and I'm like how does he have so much goddamn energy And then I saw his, he had this interview once where he's cooking this steak, this deer steak. This years ago, it's probably one of the things that is before I ever hunted. One of the things that put into my head, the idea of hunting. And he was cutting up this piece of meat and showing like how red and dark it was. He talked about how many nutrients there was in it and how much more nutritious and healthy it is than store bought meat. He has hormones in it and antibiotics on this jazz. And I remember thinking, time of the fuckers probably right. And then the first time I deer meet from an animal that I shot. And I was sitting there eating, and I was like, God damn it, I feel it. It's like, oh, why do you go extra charged to it? Why do you think that is? You know, really healthy animals. If you eat a deer, you're eating a wild sprinter. I mean, it's a wild sprinting machine that's trying to get away from eating machines. Eating machines that literally want to tear it apart. Like, that's its life. It's like, what was that noise? If you're seeing a deer in the wild and just constantly like, what's going on over here? Well, they bounce every now and then they scare each other and then they have to fucking chill and come back.

But here's what's ironic. Most of the stuff that they serve comes from New Zealand. most of the venison that you buy comes from New Zealand and New Zealand's a tripman because New Zealand is this gorgeous island. I want to visit New Zealand just to look around because also because it's work where they film the Hobbit and just like you look at those scenes, those landscapes when you watch the Hobbit and you go, my God, where is this? But it's real in New Zealand. My friend Remi is a hunting guide. Remi Warren, he's been on the podcast for four and He goes to New Zealand once a year and guides people over in New Zealand. He sent me some pictures of what it looks like there. I don't even want to go there to hunt. I want to go there just as a vacation, just to see what it's like, because it's supposed to be just stunning to look at waterfalls and everything's green and lush. But here's what's fucked up about it. Didn't have any animals on it. These people from England came over to New Zealand and put all these animals there. So there was very little local wildlife and the local wildlife they had was so fucked up they wind up killing off a bunch of them. They used to have an eagle there. It's called the Haas Eagle that had a 14-foot winged span and they think it hunted people. Whoa. They think it's one of the reasons why they exterminated that thing. Yes. Oh my. What in the fuck? How cool is that double check my math. I'm pretty sure it's 14 feet long. But it's way bigger than the biggest eagle we have today. Way bigger. It's the biggest eagle ever. And there was a lot of speculation that it prayed on humans. But New Zealand has no predators. So New Zealand has like all these elk and deer and every and a lot of them are like fenced in and then they slaughter them and send the meat back to America. They send it all over the world. Hot Eagle, H-A-S-A-H-A-A-S Eagle. It's an extinct eagle from New Zealand. I think it only lived on New Zealand, as far as we know. Two to three meters. That's about three meters. That's nine feet. I'm full of shit. God damn it. I thought it was 14 feet. I think, find something else, because I swear to God, something said that it was bigger than that. You know what? We did this on the podcast before. We went over this on the podcast. There was an episode where I said, oh, I thought it was bigger than that. And then we found out other places did say it was bigger than that. Now I remember. See if you can find one that corroborates my shit bag memory.

They have nothing. So these goddamn things are everywhere. And they slaughter them. They get so bad that sometimes they have to shoot them out of helicopters. Don't they have to overpopulate areas? So they fly over these areas and gun down these stacks of helicopters and leave them to rot. What do panda bears eat? Like you can live these things?

Yeah, they're pretty much pretty much. They do a lot of rape and though. Pandivers apparently they raped the fuck out of each other. I'm not pandas.

But so anyway New Zealand is So while gaming that you get, if you go to restaurant and you have like elk, you buy elk today, most likely you're getting it from New Zealand.

Yeah, that was smoked boar.

Yeah, well it tastes different than anything. I cooked it for my kids the other day and my wife was saying what while we're eating it. It's like this is not taste like any other kind of me because it's a you're eating a wild animal struggling and surviving in acorns and shit.

Why don't say so? Why don't we have restaurants? Because you've got to you've got to go out you have to go out and hunt them and kill them. There should be like but there's weird laws about that. There's weird laws in this country about wild game and it's good. There's a good laws because the reason why they establishes laws is because in the 1800s we had almost no animals left because of market hunting. What market hunting is is after the Civil War and actually even before that You know, they didn't have refrigerator, man. And so if you wanted to meet, you had to get a pretty fresh, you had to kind of be killed within the last couple of days. And so what they would do is they would go to these soldiers who had come back from the war and really didn't have anything to do. And these guys would get hired by these meat companies. And they would just go out and shoot buffalo and elk and deer. And at a certain point in time, they had almost eradicated all of the wild game animals in this country that you know today like wild deer there was almost no deer left and the early 1800s and the early 1900s that turned the century you would be super lucky if you saw a deer if you went deer hunting you'd be super lucky if you saw a deer and they wouldn't be a big deer everybody just went buck wild on

No, no, no, no. You're getting wrong. I just explained that. You can't sell it because of that. Market hunting wiped out all those animals because they sold them. So they made laws established laws that say you cannot sell wild game. So if you go to public land and there's a good percentage of the hunting that's done in the United States at least, is done on public land. And what that means is Freddie Roosevelt or a theater Roosevelt in his wisdom realized that we have all this incredible land in the United States. Who's Freddie? Is he his brother? Freddie Roosevelt?

I said Freddie Roosevelt for Franklin. But I was thinking of Yeah, theater Roosevelt. Um, but was it Franklin Roosevelt? Who did he establish the same thing?

It's a different person. Yeah. Yes. When was he president? Theater Roosevelt's a guy who said it all up. Anyway, theater Roosevelt set up conservation for like, I'm good dude. 1933 to 1945. Which one is that Franklin Franklin? Oh, so Teddy Roosevelt the original That's why they how the Teddy van the so bear he established things like like Yellowstone like when you go to Yellowstone That's all because of those guys like in the people in his era They they looked at all this amazing land and they realized like we can't let this go away like this is really important like we got to keep this Public we gotta keep this we gotta figure out a way where everyone can go and enjoy this and not have someone just put a fence around it and make it impossible for people to traverse so they set up all these public lands in this country that are it's really rare you don't have these giant chunks of land that no one can buy or an or sell in this country we do it's really really rare in other countries

Bore, and elk are prime. The elk is probably the best meat you'll ever have in your life. It tastes so much better than beef. It's just a pure meat. It's pure. And you're eating an animal that's eating what it's supposed to eat too. It's a healthy animal that's in the prime of its life.

The only way. It is weird.

You can't. Because we would wipe it out. Right. It's smart. We would wipe it out. But what if you have farm raisers? I don't know. They wouldn't be wild anymore then. Not only that. When they do that, and they have done that, they do raise wild ones. And they put them in these pens. And they put fences around them. The problem is, deer are not supposed to be eating all of the same spot. And when they do, they develop diseases. They don't have immune systems for them. So they developed something called chronic wasting disease. So it was a giant issue in a lot of parts of the Midwest where they took these animals and this is just speculation that don't exactly know what caused this chronic wasting disease, but it didn't exist before these farm systems where they would grow these deer in these pens. And so these put these high fence operations up. These giant chain link fences to deer can't get out. They're all stuck in there. And they would feed them. And when you feed these deer, they'd eat each other saliva. And they would develop all these diseases they never developed before because they were grass-eaters. They're supposed to be out there eating wild vegetation. That's what the supposed to be eating sage and grasses and all the different things that you see like, you know, we see a buffalo roaming in a field. That's what they're supposed to be eating, man. But we in our wisdom have realized, oh, we can get these fuckers fatter if we just stick them in this thing and make a meat corn. And so that's what fucked up our food in this country. It's the same thing that fucked up the production of processed foods with all the sugar. It's the same goddamn wisdom.

but you can buy that like borer and all that the game that probably won't taste the same for the same reason why a cow doesn't taste the same if it eats grass like if you give a cow grass it becomes this different animal if you give a cow corn it becomes this fatty lighter colored animal it a lot of people think it's more delicious a lot of people like that better they like corn fed better include Anthony Bourdain He likes the corn fed beef, you know, he really does. He does. He does like a really like a fatty steak. But he's also a chef, you know, he knows how to cook it perfectly and how to manipulate that fat and, you know, marble it perfectly or he's cook it perfectly rather. The marbling and all that stuff.

Yeah, a couple times, one hunting with him.

Yeah, according to him.

Oh for sure he knows and I know too. Yeah, I definitely know that I have dream jobs, but my dream job's different than his dream job. We both have dream jobs.

Oh for sure. Yeah, like his dream job absolutely 100% is doing what he does. He fucking loves it, man. And you know, he's also like super into jujitsu now, which is really weird. So everywhere he goes, he's more into jujitsu than I ever was. He trains every day. Every fucking day. But they got divorced. But he's still like, but they're super good friends. They just lived separate like he's on the road all the time. But they have a kid together and they're really close and they raise the kid together. It's not a bad situation at all. He's a great guy. It's a very, very, very smart guy. and very real guy. You know, he's very, I mean, he just found something in Jiu Jitsu and just pursued it and he's getting a reward out of it and he chases it down. He's like, he goes to these places, man. He's just sucking this world up, you know? Yeah. He's in Jamaica, China, or anywhere he's going, he's just sucking these places up. He's just pulling them in and writing about them and talking about them and experiencing them and you get that from the show. Yeah. It's a fucking powerful show, man.

His company's called 0.0 and they're the same company that produces meat either. The same show or the same production company that produces those two amazing shows. So they know what the fuck they're doing. They make great stuff. It's amazing. Yeah, and again, for him, that's his dream job. Me, I'd be like, I don't like traveling that much. I mean, I travel plenty. And I'm home for a lot lately. I'm home more now than ever before. And I like it a lot better. And I'm not working less. I'm working just as much again. A lot of shit done. But all that air travel and all that stuff. That shit. That is bullshit. You're working smarter. Yeah. But I just realized like there's a way to do this. And another thing that helped fucking tremendously is coming back to the store. Because I'm working on shit all the time. I did four sets here the other night. Last Thursday I did four sets. And I'm like, I can do four sets on Thursday night at the same goddamn club. I don't need to go anywhere. Like I do eventually. I mean, I do like to do the road. I do like to But even at road, like what I'm doing in the road, I'm doing less theaters than ever. Because I'm like, ah, I have more fun at clubs. Like it's, I like 300 people.

You get more work done by doing more sets, but also the experience. You're not going to get as much money. With the experience is a different experience, a better experience. It's more stand up. You're connected to those people. Whereas those theaters, a lot of it is really fun. You know, like New Year's is a fucking blast, right? Yeah. a lot of it is a show

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This is a thing though. It's not bad. It's not a bad feeling. If you go to do the Tempe improv, even though it feels like all the improvs are the fucking great clubs. Same thing with all of them. They figured out I'd do it right because you go to every place. It's almost all the same experience. It's a good experience. And then it just they leave it up to the stand up. So they have everything down in between. But it feels very different than say if you go to Zainee's in Nashville. Exactly. That's a club that's been in that form for 30 years. Something like that. It's an amazing spot. There's ancient headshots in the world on the wall where half of people are dead. Yeah. You know, love that club. That's a different vibe, right? Or the ice house. That's a totally different vibe. That's a non-corpid vibe. That's like a holy shill. Look at this gem, you know? I love that place so much. God, it's the best.

All those places. Helium and Philly. Yeah, yeah all those clubs are like these almost like a mom and pop organization if you had to look at it that way because they're there a small business it's a small business that caters to live comedy without it were fucked look what happened in Houston the last stop in River Oaks closed down in Houston and so did the scene I mean I know there's some guys out there and I don't want them to feel bad that I'm shit now I'm not shit on Houston. There's a lot of great comics came out of there You know, a lot of our friends came out of their Maddie Kirch. But what happened was they had this powerful fucking scene. It was like everybody thought about, you thought about LA, you thought about New York, you thought about Boston and San Francisco and you thought about fucking Houston. Houston was a real scene man. They had Kinnison and Hicks. And it was like, they had a whole thing going on. Well, we came along. I came along and I started working there in the late 90s and it was still echoing. It was like that the Hicks was dead, Tennyson was dead, but there was like this Just the last reverberations of the echoes of that crew, Jimmy Pineapple, and all these guys that came through with him, and the outlaws of comedy that they used to call themselves. And they were looking for the next ones. Was there an Austin scene back then? Yes, there was always a scene, a very smart scene. Austin's always been thought of as like a smart place. Because of the universities there, and it's like a liberal town, a smart town's the Velvita room, came along. I don't know when they were, when did they start out?

That sort of proves when I point that you need a club because the Houston scene, they opened up an improv there. But you know with improvs, the same thing we were talking about. It's a corporate environment. It's a totally different thing. You're not going to have a bunch of people hanging around. They probably don't have an open mic, night. If they do, it's probably not that big of a deal. It's hard to get work. Like one of the things about the really good places is you can actually start out there and then work, you know, like comedy works. Like Wendy has a whole system. You start out there as an open micer, you develop your act and they let you MC on shows, you teach out of bring people up, you teach how to middle, then you learn how to headline, and then also you're on the road. You can actually become a comic, and you can get paid there. She has like local headliners that started out in her club that will come down there and do a week in Celtic. It's like people know who they are, people in the town.

Yeah, man. You need a club, man. Need a club. You need club owners, you know. Look at this place.

We've got to play this room black. because we're going to do more of these. I'm going to paint these room black and I'm going to put blue LEDs behind the comedy store like like a Mexican's low rider, you know, how they have those things lit up.

I think it should be blue though. For what I do make it easy you won't leave it blue.

That's the light. Yeah, but the light on we're gonna end the podcast.

Oh my god the light is on. We found it. That's what we're gonna do. Okay, so that's fine. We'll put a red LED light behind it. We're gonna paint this whole room black and We got to get rid of the interrogation lighting. Yeah. This is the first 48. This is the room where people fuck up. Don't talk. People in their guilds will keep you mouth shut.

You know I mean I did I tell you this that I've been watching those videos lately real interrogation videos like it's interesting is fucked to me because either they break or they don't break and

and then they have to correct their story. And then you see them like four hours later, and they just beat these dudes down. They keep talking to them hour after hour after hour, which should be, by the way, totally illegal, because you leave me in a room for fucking six hours. If I think that I'm gonna get to a bed in six hours, I'll start confessing to shit. Like, that's what people do. Like, yeah, okay, I fucking stabbed him, okay?

Yeah, you were crying about the rain. You were upstairs crying about the rain during Kiltone. We've got a massive drought. People are dying. There's no water. No babies.

Do you know how many people died just yesterday for hurricanes? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe tornadoes. Maybe tornadoes. Not hurricane. One of those. Yeah, Atlanta guy. Yeah. Hurricanes they know. It's coming. If you get fucked up by Hurricane, yeah. Either you're really poor or you're really stupid. Yeah. Right. But if you get fucked up by a tornado, you just got shit locked.

There's been some towns. I think I want to say Jasper Missouri. Maybe that's one of those towns that was literally wiped off the map by tornadoes like tornadoes came in like a gigantic eraser and you're talking about like hundreds of yards wide and just destroyed everything just clean the entire top off killed everyone that was there And just through the buildings through the air, there was nothing left. And annihilated the whole town. There's a before and after photo, might not be Jasper, I forgot what the name of the town is. The town is Oklahoma.

It's all in the same area. There's no one in Missouri though. Why am I saying Jasper Missouri? I don't know. I'm gonna be right Jasper. Wherever the fuck it was, that this happened, whatever this town was, I had no idea. I thought they would come down and just fuck up a few houses. I never knew they occasionally killed the whole town.

Yeah, no, it wasn't Jasper Yeah, it was a it was a homo. Yeah, it was an F category five hurricane. Yeah, those at five's are the ones catastrophic damage.

We're okay. It's joplin joplin Missouri. That's where I fucked up a look. That's the town. Whoa not Jasper Chaplin. If you look at it, there is nothing. It is annihilated. It's fucking crazy.

That was like his highs again. Yeah, right? Is that his highs again?

Holy shit. $2.2 billion in damage. That isn't sane.

The one in Bel Air that's like a hundred million bucks.

So it's for someone who doesn't even want to live here. I've come for one weekend.

You own them. You own them. I own this stuff. I can fuck. Yes or no. I can fuck this stuff. What the fuck stuff?

One night the Airbnb. Because there's dudes out there that are ball and so hard we don't know about it. You know there's some royal family members that are worth trillions of dollars. Did you join that? When you hear about like the richest man in the world, you're like, wow, what's it like to have 90 billion? That's not the richest man in the world. It's not the richest man in the world. It's a guy that you don't even know. Those oil dudes, like those dudes in Saudi Arabia and the Middle East that, you know, oligarchs, they have monarchies. They have these fucking gigantic piles of wealth that you can't even wrap your brain around. Trillions, trillions, thousands of billions. Really, you know this. Oh, I know this. Yes. Man. Thousands of billions. Do you know the story of the Salton of Dubai? Salton of Brunei, rather. Salton of Brunei. He would bring in gals and pay them like $50,000 a month. Just come on down, and they would go for a few months, make quarter million bucks, then fly home, and then get all this jewelry and diamonds and shit, and one little hook, or ruin the whole party. They cut it with a laptop. She's writing stories about it. She wanted to write a book about her experience. So this dude is what he would do. He had a disco in his house, and one of his many houses. And he would have it filled with all these girls who are making who knows how much money, just tens of thousands of dollars. And he would come out in his fucking gold underwear and just slipper some slide across the room. Like he was in that scene with Tom Cruise. What's that movie? Whiskey business? Yeah. He slides in. He'd slide in like that in his gold underwear and just go, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, eony, e And then the next day do the same thing. And you do whatever he wants.

And there's like, so what? I'm going back home. I'm going back home.

That guy's totally covered in gold. Look at him.

Go over there and crash some jokes.

How would he do that? Yeah, exactly. He's just shooting loads of these gals.

I bet he gets them tested. He puts him in catapults and shoots him in the air. What is that?

Look at his throne. Oh my god. That's insane. Look at him sit there and he's covered with this thing that looks like something the belongs inside the pyramids.

Everything is gold. Do you understand that that's real gold? Like everything is gold plated. Everything. Real gold plated. Everything. Everywhere you look. Gold gold gold gold gold.

Yeah. They have a different kind of money, man. It's a different level of money. See, we have this idea that Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, shit the fuck outta here. Those guys are broke. Yeah. They're broken comparison of this dude. You know, Donald Trump's worth $4 billion. That fucking guy is laughing. If you gave him only $4 billion, he would start crying. If he found out all he has left his $4 billion, he'd go, what? What? He would fall to his knees. How has God cursed me? With only $4 billion.

Of course it does. Hashtag ball in. Hashtag ball in that control, like our ideas of wealth, catastrophic wealth, we are so sheltered from the true catastrophic wealth, because if we were really exposed to it and we really understood it and then we understood where it came from, we'd understand what the fuck is going on in the world and how bizarre the system of government we have that supports this and allows this kind of shit to happen.

I said first of all how many Ferraris do you have really because I heard you have 150 Ferraris.

I might he might get mad at me for saying only 150 probably might be 1,000 Ferrari's like for real he's got one of the most ridiculous car collections the world is ever known How would you go visit him if he sent a plane for you?

Okay, what not?

Damn, it probably bought 300 new ones. Jay Leno just killed himself. If you listen closely. Jay Leno's place is a fucking riot, right? If you've never been, like if you get a chance someday, and you know, like one day you get to be on Jay Leno's garage, if you get a sick car, get a custom car, something like that. Take it. Just to go there. Or next time I go, come with me. You're free. It's right in your neighborhood, man. Yeah. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. He has 11 buildings. Warehouses filled with cars. I thought it was like a warehouse. I thought like, Jalen, I was got this cool collection. It's a warehouse. It's filled with cars. And no, it's 11 warehouses.

Everyone works. They have mechanics. There's mechanics everywhere. They take care of everything. The whole thing, every, every car is functional. And he drives them all the time, including like these 1903 tractors. He put these things, they have metal wheels. They didn't even have tires. So he had rubber put on the outside of the metal so he could drive them on a street and got them registered. They're death traps. There's no way he can stop. There's no way he could take a corner. I mean, it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in the world, but he drives it.

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Fuck dude. He's wearing a jean shirt. He's wearing a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million dollars. He's wearing like a hundred million

Oh my god. It's all corporate gigs. You got to think, a guy like that, the fucking coast of the tonight show. If you do a corporate gig, you can make a ton of money. I don't think people understand. He's probably making hundreds of thousands of dollars a gig. They're flying them out there on a private jet. He does the gig. He comes back. He does the tonight show. So he would leave the tonight show. The tonight show tapes during the daytime. He'd be done. He'd fly somewhere on his private jet. Do some ridiculous corporate gig. Make hundreds of thousands of dollars and fly right back and then do it again and do it again and do it again. month doing that.

Man. When I had my podcast he swore. He was telling crazy stories about what he worked with the mafia and mafia people were threatening guys life these monsters. Yeah, totally. I hang out with the Sultan. I don't think so. He never never put the slippers on the golden underwear.

He doesn't know internet listening to the live stream right now, but well listen dude you wouldn't be that guy you're not that fucked up Right you know what I mean? No, I don't necessarily know what you mean, but I do know what you mean I just don't think you're describing it in the best way, but yeah, I don't make an enemy out of a crazy rich dude like a super powerful guy there almost scary to even know Got it.

Well, you know, if his power is if everything really is gold like that, his meals must be fucking spectacular. Must be wild.

Who knows monsters? Anything they want, you know? I bet it's one of those things where he probably has food, ship dam, every day. So he gets to choose what he wants and it's always fresh and they just get rid of what he doesn't eat. I bet it's one of those deals. Because when you have that kind of money, you would probably want to have like a full menu where you could pick from whatever you want, even if it was just you eating alone. He's probably one of those guys. So they have to fly in fish and lobster and meat and it's probably vegan.

Why would you think that a guy who fucks all those girls and lives in a gold palace would be vegan? Because you think he'd be like, oh, it's a lifestyle.

So he's Muslim, so he probably eats things that are halal, so he probably eats a lot of meat whenever the fucking wants. They have restrictions, so I don't think he's a lot of eat pork, so he's probably not eating bore. See, they came up with all that stuff, they'll back when people are getting diseases, man. You know, pigs, they eat whatever the fuck they want, they eat everything, including each other. So they probably came up with that stuff, like those religious rules about pork in particular, that's almost definitely related to disease and illness. You know, it doesn't make sense. Jews and Muslims all have that in their religion that you're not supposed to be in pork.

That's in this constitution. He gave him a cake, man. What the fuck do you want? He can do no wrong. So he can do whatever he wants. So he has a clause in their constitution that he can do whatever he wants. What does he say?

Let me tell you the talk. How are you talking? Jerusalem.

So let's take that from you. Are you drunk? Say that again. I'm drunk, right?

Stop and think about that. Look, how about Czechoslovakia? Why do you have to use so many noises for you to do that in Poland?

Why? Welcome to Lithuania. Well, listen, what? Well, well, well, slow down. Why did you name your place that? This is your spot? The noise I make for my spot.

Like they're probably like, listen, these blubbering idiots. Well, they need to talk to me and I'll just go. America. America. Way from. America. Way from. Chicago, Slovakia. I mean, your name sounds funny. How come your name so long? How come y'all decided to put all those fucking sounds in your name? Greedy ass sound user. Suckin' all the sound. Had trippin' it to your patched dirt, huh? How big is this Czechoslovakia? Oh, that's it. That little tiny ass thing with that big old fucking name? That's the problem, man. A lot of real little. How big's Czechoslovakia? Is that a big spot? Maybe that's what I mean.

Am I talking shit? No, it's little.

Yeah. Give me the dumbest name of a country that you know Nigeria. Why? Because it's just they didn't know that name before they came up with that name didn't exist.

Oh, right. Antarctica. That's kind of a goofy woman. It sounds pretty. Because there's not a lot of Z's in it. Yeah. You know, throw a lot of Z's. You know? Where's Borat supposed to be from? Kazakhstan. They get super mad at them, you know, they suit them. That whole fucking thing. They are so pissed. I bet that guy has to hide. Those Kazakhstan people are so fucking pissed because they're Borat characters.

I think you should imagine if there's like one guy who was doing this character of your tiny little country and it is a fucking huge smash comedy hit that this Complete retard. He's representing your country and just fucking up everything. You know, like remember when he did that movie and asked him where to go to the bathroom and he took a shit in the bag. They handed the lady the bag trying to get. I go there. I do it this and she's like, well, what's that? This is my shit.

The problem with those are comedies. They're not like what I like and stuff. That's illegal now. Yeah. So the stuff that he used to do that he kept getting sued for.

Yeah, it's instinctual. It's like in your in your system. Like there's our member and I forget this one where they they they had this big hand on a Spring that would give guys high five. Yeah, and it would come out of nowhere.

So like when it hit the fly and hit you in the face and blow you up with flour and it was fucking huge.

They're playing keep away with hyenas with a ham. And some of them are not fucking scary, that is? No.

They're huge. They're like 200 pound wild dogs that crush bones of their teeth. and they're playing keep away with them. Wild iron is with a ham. They're standing right in front of them with no fence, no protection.

That's from India. This is crazy crazy.

It's so interesting seeing him sober now. He's a fun guy.

Why did I let Andy in if he was drinking? I don't know. You know what man?

Listen man, that's why I didn't have money again. I just telling you like this is not gonna. It's not gonna last. It's not temporary, the sobriety thing, working on sobriety. He's a slingshot and he pulled that slingshot back and then he's eventually got to let it go. I don't know why, I don't know, I understand sobriety, I don't understand people that go off the rails like he does where they get that fucked up and that crazy, but he's got it, whatever that is. You worked with them all the way back?

And what do you do? You do the always that way?

a lot of it is I really honestly believe this and maybe Andy would probably agree with me I think some shit happened to him when he was a child you know and I think he he battles that you know and I think he has like a real issue man he he he's talked about it before I'm not revealing anything that he hasn't said already but he doesn't remember like a lot of his childhood like a lot of it it's blocked it out and he's got a substance problem he just has he has it more than anybody ever met in terms of like He gets it and then that switch goes off and he's gone. He's off to the races and he's the sweet guy. He's a fucking talented guy. He's a really funny guy. Andy and I, we did scenes together. We had to do three, four, and five takes because I couldn't stop laughing. I was holding it in as much as I can. He's a really funny guy.

Yeah, yeah, and do it again. You know, they should have kicked him out. Yeah, they totally shut up. You can't do that.

It's so weird. I think he's a nice dude. I think he really is a good guy. I think Andy's a very good guy. Yeah. He's just a very good guy that's not get along with substances and he needs them for whatever reason. They he's drawn to them. You know, I don't know what you do to cure someone of that. I don't and I think you know I wouldn't even if I knew what to cure one person. I don't think I think everybody has their own individual answer for that. And I think for some people they just don't want to ever get completely free. or they do and then they don't, you know, they get bored or they can't take it anymore, whatever the fuck it is.

Yeah, it's some, I think it's a genetic thing too, man. There's something about that alcohol. The either got that thing or you don't. You know? Like if they like I'm sitting here, I'm only had water tonight and I'm looking at your your drink and you know, I've had drinks, but I'm not like going I fucking drinking that fucking drink. Some people they look at that goddamn drink and they just they just feel a little smell. Let me smell that whiskey in there and just go fuck Fuck, we just started pulling out you and then you want it and then you just say fuck, it was just one shot, just one shot, boom, and they throw it down, and then waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Off to the races. Tates as that's him.

It is. Yeah, it's amazing. A lot of companies are making that now. It's nitrogenated coffee.

Like, yeah, we have those caveman ones caveman coffee. They're small. They're tiny and they have 270 milligrams of caffeine. That's way more than a Venti Starbucks Tate drinks five six of those at a time Yeah, because he doesn't drink you know, so it's got more room to distribute over his body. But yeah, he gets fucking wired on those goddamn things.

Great. It's like all the things you give it a addicted to. That one's the most productive and least destructive. It doesn't, doesn't fuck you up to the point where you'd make shit decisions or getting car accidents or anything.

Well, that's why people who use it for performance enhancing purposes, they'd like to not use caffeine during the day normally, and then take caffeine before they work out. Like, say, if they have wrestling matches or something like that, a lot of guys do that, they'll have no caffeine in their diet, and then right before they go and fight or something like that, they'll take a caffeine pill, and then they get the full effects of it. because the fact that you're not like like how much often we smoke pot if we got anybody that doesn't smoke pot down here with us and we were hitting the same weed that we're hitting they would freak out we've seen it we've seen it before I mean how many times we've gotten somebody high like do you get high and they're like well I'll try it what the hell okay they take a big hit and they take a second hit like you're gone it's over

We've done that to people so many times you know like you want in come on in but it's just way too strong for that for us is nothing we do it all the time so it's normal and your body builds up this tolerance but if you don't have that tolerance You get hit with it and that's what Terence McKenney is to say that's the best way to smoke weed He's to say the best way to do it is to don't do it at all for a long time and then do as much as you could stand Yeah, it's like then it becomes well very very psychedelic He thought was that we abuse marijuana. He was guilty of it himself. He said, it's one of the things we're talking about. He's like, you listen before you, you know, listen to this. Like, I am a confessed cannabis addict. He goes, I smoke cannabis every day all day. I smoke in a night. But honestly, I think the way to do it is to take a long time off and then smoke your fucking brains out. Just take like weeks off. Just get bring your body completely back to baseline and then just be

Yeah, well, definitely has a different effect on everybody, man. There's no doubt about that, because you'll hear some people talk about pot and you're like, what are you experiencing? I almost want to be in your body.

Right. Right. That you actually did roast them.

Good for you. Good for you. It works. I approve. It works for this message. It works for me. Yeah. Why not, man? As long as it works. And if you decide at one point that it doesn't work anymore and you want to switch it up, sometimes that happens to in your life. You get tied to a certain pattern. You know, it might be a different kind of workout you're doing or whatever it is, but just changing things a little bit, changing certain aspects of your life, just a little bit, just a little bit of a turn, a little deviation, something new, a little something different. It could be huge for your brain. You know, start thinking of things different.

I can't like get her for like some sort of a health code. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Like if she had a house, you could arrest her for that. Like if she had a house and she just wants a shit in public, I like to go to my storage unit and take shit from the floor. People would say you fucking dirty bitch. You got to go to jail, but because she doesn't have a house she goes there and shuts them up for you.

You can go, but you get out of here right now. I just gotta say that it's so much better than your Japanese Mexican accent.

Pack up and get out of here. This is Texas. Nothing's like San Francisco. San Francisco is the worst when it comes to that. There's fucking aggressive homeless people everywhere.

Yeah, man. I've never seen more homeless people just wandering around anywhere in any one location that I haven't San Francisco. It seems like they're just super tolerant up there. Yeah. It's one of the things that makes San Francisco awesome is that open mindedness and tolerance, but we were there also leaves like an opening for that.

Have you ever even heard of an elected leader that's been protested this hard right after they got an office before they've done anything.

Well, no. No, no. No, no. No more women voted for Trump than voted for Hillary. Yeah. But not most of the women voted for Trump. So if like there's 103 women 53 of them voted for Trump 50 of them voted for Hillary. That kind of a deal.

But when you talk about the numbers that they had like in LA, Whitney coming sending this picture and I looked at I want what in the fuck where is that she goes that's in downtown LA I'm like that is insane I'm like that's insane I go how many people are there she goes they expected 80,000 and they got 900,000 and it's the biggest one even bigger than DC yeah she said they they don't really they don't really know how many but she says they think somewhere around I think 970,000 people close to a million credible

You didn't vote for President.

That's interesting. Did you vote? Yeah. Gary Johnson did my podcast. I voted for him.

Brian, it's never a throwaway. If everybody voted for Gary Johnson, he would have won.

Well, why not? Because it's never a throwaway. It's like you have to vote your mind. Otherwise voting is pointless. Regardless of whether or not you think you're throwing your vote away. There's so many people that were saying that. The reason we're looking You know, my state was going to go to Hillary Clinton already, so I already knew that, right? Most people predicted that if I stepped in as a complete objective observer, I had never had anything to do with the system up into that point, and then I walked in and they were telling me the projected victory was already the Hillary Clinton before it even started, right? In this state, and they were right, and they were right New York, right? So if I vote for Gary Johnson stuff throwing shit away, it's just voting my conscience. And it's not even really my conscience, honestly, because maybe Gary's not the right guy for the job either. You know, I mean, you didn't know what a lepo was. You know, but Bernie Sanders isn't in anymore and I'm not a big fan of Hillary and I don't think I'm not a big fan of Trump. I'm not a big fan of any, I'm not a big fan of being president. How about that? I don't think anybody should be president. Yeah. I think there's an article that I tweeted recently that someone tweeted to me and I retweeted it about having a council of wise people, like seven or eight people. Like Star Wars.

It came out to support Trump. Yeah. Right, but we weren't talking about that. We were talking about the marches against Trump.

Probably none because there's 20 million people in Los Angeles. You have 20 million people in Los Angeles and you got less than a million. It's highly likely that that less than a million people.

If you think that people that are walking around in that rally actually voted for Trump and they're holding up signs, fuck Trump, you really think that?

Yeah, absolutely. It is marching with science, the whole deal.

You were saying the five-year-olds are saying that. No, that's not true. All right, probably not. But like, here's my question. Do you think that having these gigantic marches all over the country like they did? Don't you think that's probably a good thing? Because a guy like Trump, the last thing he wants is all those people hating him. The last thing he wants is to realize that there's never been a president ever in the history of this country that has gotten protested so widely And so hugely, right after getting into office, right? That's got a free came out. And that has to affect the way you make decisions. It has to. Knowing that these people like, you know, you just got in. You haven't done anything. All you do is win the election and get in.

But then, you know, the Republicans that support him, that are on the fence, they wouldn't support him anymore. He's a populist in a lot of ways. It's one of the more interesting things about this. He's willing to change his mind on things if the people are vehemently against his decisions. I think it's going to be real weird. who knows who the fuck knows it's gonna happen but one of the things that I'm reading that's really fascinating is that they're trying to keep him away from television and criticism because he freaks out and then they don't want him to overreact they don't want him to respond to criticism of him because he keeps making these fucking crazy tweets what's this is press secretary or somebody that just put out a thing the other day they're like

Yeah, you know what?

My friend Jason Hairston, he's the guy owns this company that makes his job. I said, yeah, it's called cool you. Yeah, they're like, god damn it, it's caught in mouth. He has one of the, shut the fuck up way. He's one of the best, he makes some of the best hunting gear in the world, and he has this picture on his Instagram. And this is disputing what the press is saying. When they were talking about how little the crowd was, look how big the fucking crowd is there. This is an actual photo that he took with his actual phone. And they were saying that the crowd didn't go out to the press tent. Well, fucking it clearly does. Yeah. It's a huge crowd.

That photo shows a gigantic crowd of people that goes all the way back past where they said the crowd didn't go.

But look what you're looking at. I do, but look what you're looking at. Not in that photo. When that photo, you are looking at. Look at all those people all the way back there. They go all the way past the barricades. Look at how many people there are. That's not the pictures they showed on television. And you can see this folks, Jason Heerston, J-A-S-O-N-M-H-A-I-R-S-T-O-N. So this is a photo that he took himself. And that's where it gets weird. It's like someone who is actually there who went to the inauguration.

And he took it out. And he took it out.

And he took it out. And he took it out. And he took it out. And he took it out. And he took it out. And he took it out.

But either way, it's a giant crowd, but it's nowhere near as many they went to see Obama. That's been proven by the amount of people that take public transportation, right? So this is still not filled in yet, and it's still people who are living.

That does look pretty goddamn packed. It does. But maybe that's what you're saying then because of that. Well, I think it really in your head, it's hard to imagine what Obama's must've looked like because that does look insane. But he wasn't where when Obama was in our agreement, he wasn't there taking pictures from the same spot. Then we would get a chance to really check to really check it and understand it. But I mean, that I would buy more than this because of what you said about perspective. I mean, to still a fuckload of people, man. They were making it seem like there wasn't that many people. That's a lot of goddamn people. It's just not as many as Obama. I would like to compare that to when Bush was inaugurated. Bush had more. Bush had more? Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. And how many of those people were here spray in respect? to Mr. Trump.

That sounds like a White House propaganda welfare leavey statement.

Try to find out how many people were there when Bush was inaugurated and how many people were there when Clinton was inaugurated.

2001 the first first one. Yeah, it was 2000.

It shows reptiles. It shows that they're on the shape of a skull.

Oh, I saw someone was saying that Alex Jones had liquor on his breath. He says he doesn't drink 200 or 300,000 or so for 2001 for Bush 400,000 and 2005.

I mean, who's a lot of people for that? A lot of people Jason Harrison, fooling for that. Mark Murphy. She fooling for that.

She marched in the rain. You know a lot of those that's another thing that goes against that a lot of those women that we're marching they're marching in the rain. You know the one that I mean that's why Jeremiah Walkins and his character Daisy Walkins. I like Daisy. I like his character.

Well, they all had raincoats on during the roast battle tonight, or during our rather kill Tony tonight. It's really interesting. Those Hillary supporters that went out in the rain.

lying on the side but he doesn't he wants to say this guy wants to say this is the largest crowd of any inauguration ever clearly that's not true right that's clearly not true if you look it seems like a big ask crowd to me looking at that photo but i've never looked at a photo of the inauguration before so if you compare it to a bomb it's clearly still a big ask crowd but it's Definitely not the biggest crowd ever. So that's not good. When the fucking White House minister of propaganda sounds like that guy from Baghdad, remember at the beginning of the war? There was some guy that was doing the Baghdad population thing. Remember that guy who the fuck was that guy? Who's this moron outside the door? They're letting people downstairs.

Who was that guy remember that guy Joe Baghdad or something like that remember that it was like it was a meme It was hilarious as like when when the war started get the fuck out of here Jamie kick these guys out of here Jesus Christ They're letting people fuck with us Anyway, um, there was a character that was, um, Baghdad something. God damn it. What was his name? I can't remember it. Do you remember that? And what was he saying? He was the proper, the minister of propaganda for Iraq before we invaded. And he was always saying, like, you know, the Iraqi troops are destroying any American. No, Baghdad Bob.

Yes, that's the guy Yeah, he was he looked like a parade on and looked like Saddam Hussein before Saddam Hussein went into hiding. Remember they went into hiding and they found him in a hole Yeah, remember they pulled him into hole and then hung him on TV Yeah, we watched them like everyone could see him get hung Remember you saw it on the internet? It was amazing fucking crazy, but this Baghdad Bob that's it. It is Baghdad Bob.

No, but what I'm saying is this Baghdad Bob God, this is essentially what the Trump guy is doing. He's saying shit that everybody knows is not true. He's exaggerating in a way that everybody knows is not true. And this is just the beginning of the administration.

Who's saying that?

You can't start off a relationship with the American people with a big fat juicy lie like that fired.

The problem with it being the same thing is this would bane said before you fucking went to destroy the city. But you shouldn't say that shit when everybody knows that's what bane said.

No, but imagine if you were gonna say some sort of cool.

There is no way that guy has enough time to write his fucking speech.

I mean, fucking you should have a quill. Should have got damn feather in an ink bottle.

Maybe he was just writing notes on his speeches with a pen. So it wasn't all I sort of kind of cut through his next speech.

Yeah, we got a problem.

Yes, it's gonna be real weird man.

Well, we already discussed who snobes is. It was running that a guy that married a call girl. I don't understand that.

Okay, but you have to listen to get this one guy behind this thing obviously. Well guy in his wife and they got divorced and now he's a guy in a former escort and they they still run it and they have a very clear left wing bias It's a very, they've been a part of anti bush rallies in the past and so I get it. It's good to have something like that. I'm not totally dismissing it, but these are just people. This isn't like objective academics who have combed the land and looked for the correct answer all the time. Their stuff is widely criticized. I don't always agree with the criticism, but it's not like they're the end all be all when it comes to truth is what's real on the internet.

That's why I was going on in a leading up to the election that was pretty criticized. See if you find criticisms of snopes, see if you find anything that's any good.

Well, they say about the Wall Street Journal because it deals with the financial markets. And because you can't have just a clear editorial bias that leans one way or the other that's going to affect business. They're not going to tolerate that shit. They want to know what the fuck is really going on. Clean and clear without all your, you know, hippy logic thrown into it.

Russia today? You know what, man? It's owned by Russia. At the end of the day, you know, you realize that like, they've got some sort of an influence over them. I don't know how much of an influence, but I had Lee Camping my podcast and I was asking him whether or not Putin uses fillers. That dude fucking clamped up. He didn't want to say a word. Fillers? Fillers, like on his face. Like his face is looking, looks like someone's doing something to his face, like Botox or something. And he just clamped up to one time. I've had Abby Martin on the show before, and she used to work for Russia today, and she just decided not to do it anymore. She's doing her own thing now. And she was doing it. She was reporting on the situation in Ukraine, and they wanted a shipper to Ukraine. They're like, yeah, once you go check it out, we're gonna send her there and she's gonna go there on the ground. She's like, the fuck I am. She's like, I'm not going to Russia. Are you crazy? Are you fucking mind? And that's when she realized, like, oh, I gotta get out of this business.

Is she was criticizing them? Yeah, Russian today. It's interesting. But it's probably a better news source than what you're getting from the America propaganda networks. Dude, it's bad. I watched post debate. I watched CNN and Fox news and I went back and forth for a couple of hours. I decided this is going to be like my project for the night. I'm going to see what the left is saying. and I'm going to see what the writer's saying. It was crazy. It was like two alternate realities, two completely different worlds, and it's so biased on both sides. There's so biased. There's no one who's saying anything that might make the other side look good, or might soften someone's point of view, or Hillary Clinton is a thief and a liar, and she's profiting, and the Clinton Foundation is a problem. and she needs to go to jail and anybody else would be in jail and taxes and this and that and fucking real estate scandals and and then you go to the other side and it's all sexual assault Donald Trump sexual assault accused of sexual assault a woman accuses him of sexual assault this video the grab the pussy video and like it was all concentrating on that and that's another crazy thing about the study is that comparatively according to this huge crazy study that they did

Send me a ball. Take a screen shot of that and send that to me and send me with the guy's name on it. I'm going to put it on my Instagram and give that guy. Interesting. NBC's in the fight out.

Well, Brian Williams made sure that in fact he went to battle for it.

That's Rachel Maddo. Yeah. Yeah. She gets a little bit crazy. She's got a big old lesbian run on that show. She's love it. I love the fact that you could have a clear and obvious short-haired lesbian woman with a, you know, Ivy League education being like your mouthpiece. She's the main dude over there. It is. And then you have that Keith Oberman guy's gun banana. He's just insane. Yeah.

Well, he's like he just eats about like we've had a coup. We've been taken over by Russia. Russia has taken over the United States. It's been a bloodless coup. And he does that show the resistance. You know, he's going super hard left.

He seems like he's in like some sort of like one of those cable access studios. Yeah.

Well, that's what he's always done. He's always been a great rander.

What happened? Why did they take him off ESPN? Because that's where everybody loved him. Yeah, and then he went from there and started doing political news so good.

Okay. Wow, but so then I didn't follow him and I didn't I don't follow sports so I didn't know you know I didn't know that he was like the speaks sports guy But I heard people talk about and they really liked him and then I remember he went over and started doing political stuff and then there was a lot of controversy and I felt like some of the controversy was like if you start out doing sports You got a stick with sports motherfucker like people don't like you start now with sports and then all of a sudden you're talking about politics

What you do give a shit about Trump, though, it's not just that you hear about them. You were just saying. Yeah, you know, I mean, I give a shit.

I think people are tired of people complaining about it, which is fascinating to me. It's like, what do you want them to do? Like, I'm just tired of people fucking complaining about it. God damn it, suck it up. He won, suck it up. He's our president. Like, okay, do you really expect that people are just going to stop complaining? Because that's ridiculous. People always complain. People complain no matter who the fuck wins. If Hillary Clinton had won right now, people would be going crazy on Fox News. They would be screaming for her head. We can only hope that someone someone has to courage to prosecute this criminal for deleting those emails and they would just go crazy about it but the difference is Republicans would not have walked in the street unless she had a grab by the dick video that they pulled out of nowhere and even then people would think it was funny women would be out there grab his dick grab his dick and let's throw this out there yeah okay so first of all the whole Trump saying grab him by the pussy he's talking about if you have a ton of money

Very specifically. Is that what it was? He's like, oh, you're celebrity. You just ran by the pussy. Yeah. They let you. What are you saying? They let you. He's talking about like crazy groupies.

And this one of the things that he said he's like, I don't want to say well worst things. Yeah, Bill Clinton.

There's a difference between here and someone say something and knowing they did something to people. There's a difference. Like they knowing someone did something is like, wow, I don't see it. I hear it. I know he did it.

Oh, yeah, I was like, come on. You want that intern money, huh?

Jamie, what were you gonna say?

You can trouble for saying that. Yeah.

Against Penn State supporters after the San Dusky trial. Yeah. What was was upsetting about that?

For Penn State. Yeah. Really. Dude, people are coming down here again. We got to get one of the comedy store people to block the door. They found a thing to get down here.

Another supposed to be a security guy up there. And that's supposed to let them down there. It's just shut the door. Yeah. Well, people found out we're down here now. That's the problem.

Yeah, but there's people that work here that are supposed to stop into people down here and they haven't been doing it. This is the loosest, like the people that work here, they're all comics. They're all fuck offs. Everybody like half asses everything. It comes to like letting people in to anything. It's hilarious. It's what's half of the fun of this place. We're gonna have to have someone watch the door from now on. These fucks. T2. Hmm.

No, it wasn't.

I saw another dude too.

We should do these live instead of making it like this down in here. Maybe we should just move this shit to the belly room.

Well, the belly room is such a great spot for it, too. And we've already done a bunch of kill Tony's up there. I feel like maybe there's a problem with people knowing that we're doing it down here. You know, where they want to see it.

Well, they just need to have someone that actually stays where they're supposed to stay. And not let people down. And also like, that's a crazy staircase. There's also equipment down here. This is totally like behind the scenes. You know, all that equipment at the Comedy Store owns. It's all out there sitting out there. You can't just be. Yeah, wandering around with that bitch, but people are weird, man. They just want to be behind the scenes. They want to get to that back bar. They want to go behind the bar. Yep. Every people want, I always want to go that one place where you're not supposed to go.

So I got to go to, you know, this is the worst in someone like, trying to do it on a conversation and just all the stuff I'm talking about themselves. Yeah. But yeah. Exactly.

You still have to, you mean a shortcut to make it as a comic?

You've always had this like, disdain for people who network.

The people that overdo it are almost always not that funny.

There's one thing that's like, you're not consciously trying to network. You're working with your peers. Right. And your friends. Yeah. That's, yeah, there's diaries that network.

Yes, I did not tell me about a lot of people talking about. Yeah, don't try to claim you told me about it.

I was trying to make it about you. Let's go back to the show. Yeah. it's a fucking hilarious show when you realize like this is probably how it really works and that networking like that kind of shit like that kind of networking is what we're scared of in comedy like that's how the entire business runs that's how what the White House runs that's how politics runs that's why you're scared of it because you're scared of that kind of shit getting into here where it's all about favors and bullshit right yeah this place has a loophole for not having that crap it used to be dude It used to be that's how you got gigs. It used to be that there was a big problem in Hollywood for a long time. It's like that's how people got on shows. That's how they were writers. Like there was a lot of fucking really bad writers back in the day. They were on sitcoms. Like you would think, hey man, you get to be a writer on like a friend or a signfeld or something like that. You got to be a really funny person.

There's always they have these teams. A lot of times comedy teams are like writer teams are one really funny guy and the other guy who writes the funny shit down.

Yeah, but they're just, I mean, that you need them, too. And that environment, I think, I think you need, like, the occasional dusting and sprinkling, totally. But that's a different situation because you got a super genius. Yeah. The tripart could do its super genius. And so that's a, that's one thing, but like those sitcoms, when you're working on a sitcom, that's when it becomes really apparent. And it's also one of the weird things about comedy writers is, Some comedy writers are stand-up comics, but most of them are not. So, where they practice in all this comedy? Like, whether you don't perform it, but you know what's funny. You sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure something's funny? Because I write a lot of things down, and I think it's gonna be funny, and I'm not really funny. Like, how do you practice?

There's a few gurus, but occasionally people will have ideas that are not, they're not performers, that they just, they just write, and they just are comedy writers, and you just go, what is going on with this?

Just writing alone is a fascinating enterprise, you know, making things up, sitting down in front of a computer and making up scenarios, making up people, making up stories, making up plots, making up twists in the plots and characters and It's a fucking crazy way to make a living. It is weird. It slings your mind to formulate a world.

That's why comedy teams totally make sense. But I've met the comedy guy from the comedy team after they broke up. Like the one that got tired of the guy who's not funny. I said, what the fuck am I doing with this guy? You got tired of just reading things to the guy and the guy right to tell him. I've met that guy too. Those guys are brutal. And you'll go, oh, you were a part of a team, huh? I met two guys like that.

No, no, not comedians. I'm not talking about stand-ups. No. Now that's Italian. No, I'm talking about writers.

There's, I've met a bunch of those guys like when I had a development deal a long time ago with this guy that he used to be a writer on friends and this dude had like bowling shoes on and he was a part of a comedy team and a team broke up and I met with the guy and I was like he's wearing bowling shoes like you know trying to be like wacky and like why is he wearing bowling shoes? Those aren't comfortable. Like nobody wants to wear bowling shoes. Like he was wearing bowling shoes, because bowling shoes is like he's so wacky. He wears bowling shoes around the office. And I was telling my manager, I was like he's wearing fucking bowling shoes. I don't like it. He's like, are you serious? Yeah, why is he wearing bowling shoes? Like we had this conversation, he's like, why do you care? I go, I care because it's like, why would you, you do in that? Because you want to be wack? Was you have an exploding tie? Like, did you get to look? Check out my coronation. It squirts you. Like, what does he think? Is that actually funny? He gave us a script and it was the worst piece of shit I've ever read. It was so bad. It was so bad. It was stunning. It was so bad that the network who recommended him and they gave him a gigantic development deal after he left this sitcom. He might have left the friends and went to another one. I forget what it was. But they gave this kind of gigantic network deal, like a huge development deal. And this was the first thing that he delivered off this huge deal and everybody was like, oh no. And that's when the concept of the comedy team became apparent to me. And what others two of them. And the funny one left this guy behind. And he's like, fuck this guy. Yeah. No, no, no, he's very funny too. And most importantly, he understands story structure. I got him. He's not funny. I got this definitely not funny. Well, you know, this is a first draft. You know, if you're like, nope. This is a terrible concept. Like the concept was awful. It was about a guy who time travels and uh, or he's immortal and he was, yeah, that's what it was. He's immortal and uh, all he does is like get laid. Like what? It's been around since ancient Egypt. He's like cursed in ancient Egypt. So he can never die and he just gets laid and the whole night or they're like, look at each other like what in the fuck and I go, Yeah, well, this is not me, so good luck with all that. I'm fucking abandoned ship. It was hilarious. There's things like that that they get pitched every day. There's some guy who comes into an office and I've had some fucking terrible ideas myself. I've had some terrible ideas that I thought were good. You write them out and like this is it. And then you like put it down for a couple of weeks and come back to it and you're like, what the fuck was I thinking? Like, oh my god. I mean, what percentage of ideas that you start out with that you bring to the stage eventually want to making it onto a special or making it into your act permanently? Is it even half?

Rep, you have the possibility of working those things out, you know, hammering them out on stage, like to really knock it out of the park with a comedy script, and not ever practice and feel like that. That's one of the things that makes South Park so particularly special. It's like they're not even practicing it and turning it into like it's best form. They're kind of coming at you with this idea, like the initial idea. I mean, they've honed it, they've cut it down, they've edited it, they've gone over it, they've made it funnier, I'm sure. But like, they don't get to do it for six months in front of various crowds and watch it come to life. You know, if you think about guys like Stephen King, all the shit that guy's made up, Just sits around and makes things up.

Oh, what's it called again, 11 29?

Oh, so it's the day you got shot.

Dude, you want to stop and think about all the fucking amazing entertainment Stephen King has put out over the years. That guy's insane. I mean, carry it. Salem's lot. Christine. I mean, you can go on and on and on and on, on. Pat Cemetery.

Misery. Oh, nice. John and Helen, what was your name? Kathy Bay. Kathy Bay. I was thinking, Helen, huh? Because you put her in my head early. Yeah. So I'm a bit checking up those Twitter balls. Yeah, man. God damn, that one guy is responsible for so much iconic entertainment silver bullet looking the wheel chair and the way we'll find things are getting remade already to like it's being remade right now.

Who's who's remaking it?

Skars.

Who's putting the show together? I don't know. Is it a movie?

But that's a book that's so long. I've read that book. It's a long book. Yeah, that's why when they had it on television, then they have it a multiple part of the movie series. Yeah, and it was that comic. The fuck I forgot. Tim, you know, wasn't it the guy from Rocky Harp picture show? Yeah.

He was the clown, right?

I didn't know that. Yeah. You know Richard Dawkins had a stroke too? The scientist? Yeah. The selfish meme? You don't know what that guy is? He's a pretty famous atheist and scientist and author, and he had a stroke, but he recovered. And it didn't affect his cognitive function, but it did affect the way his hands moved. He can't play the piano. And it also affected, he can't, I think he can't sing anymore. He can't pull it off. Like he's diminished, but he still speaks, which is really interesting. The part of his brain that was affected by the stroke it didn't fuck him up to the point where he can't sing anymore or he can't talk anymore he talks just as well as he always did makes really lucid points still very smart it's not how it's probably like a microscopic fraction of a difference like a stroke wouldn't hit some what it doesn't hit you know what I mean look could hit any portion of your brain but the portion that hit on his brain just affect motor skills apparently fortunately for him But fuck man, what a weird feeling to know that your body's just kind of like short circling like that. You blew a fuse, you know? Like I blew a circuit the other day, you know, where you pugs out minute doesn't work. Like what the fuck? Then you go out to the circuit board. Oh, look at that. This fucking flipper. I don't know. Flip that sucker over and then it starts working again. And you got to think, man. That's kind of like your brains almost like a biological circuit board, you know, there's a bunch of electricity going through there, a bunch of neurons firing, all these cells in there, and every now and then one over goes, that can happen to you.

It's a good question. His son was a really good radio show. Yeah, he's still his right. Conway and Steckler. Tim Conway, alive and kicking. Yeah, Conway and Steckler, they used to have a really good radio show on that FM talk station.

Tim Conway Jr. Never hear about him. He would have a great podcast that guy. Maybe he does.

Well, there you go. I did it show a gang of times way back in the day. Back when talk radio was crazy to had a whole network, a whole radio station devoted to talk radio in LA. It was crazy. And I remember listening to it like they they went all talk is when I was on news radio. I'd be driving to work. I'm like, this is great. They just talk. They would just have funny shit and occasionally they have a whack host. They let a few whack ones in there. Oh, it's a damn radio. No FM FM talk.

Oh, he does the morning show.

Oh, 10. 6 10. Yeah.

He had a night time show back then, too. What happened to that spectacular guys? He's still around. Oh, no.

Yeah, like that. Delighted a lot. But you know what they thought was fucking hilarious. Towel digger nights. There we are. If you didn't appropriate things they say, but God damn that fucking show was funny that movie rather was funny.

Star Wars? Yeah, they see Star Wars. It's funny. I watched the old Star Wars. You watched the old Star Wars, then you watched the new Star Wars, and they look like the special effects. They look like some school project. You know, I mean, literally looks like something that a million kids could do better on the internet right now.

I didn't see the newest new one. I saw the one before the new one where Han Solo does. I didn't see the newest new one.

I heard the newest new one was one of the best ones. Yeah, definitely what? Brian says no.

It's probably people that follow you. I'm like, I'm sleepy too.

You know what I'm excited for? John Wick too.

I'm gonna walk insane, but like well people definitely have blown brains, you know, but that M. Knight's song along with Ding Dong guy. He got me with that fucking elevator movie. I'm like a watch that tells us in the elevator man.

Yeah, the kills the trees come to life with kill folks. Yeah, he got me with that one too. He got me with the village. You know the people they live in the village. They find out planes flying over the head. They walk out to the road. It's walking distance.

Stop and think of how fucking stupid that village concept was. They had this village. They thought they were living in the 1800s or all, but meanwhile, they're in modern America. Okay. And the way this is experiment, the way that protects this experiment, planes didn't fly over it. Oh, okay. Well, surely you must be no fucking where near people. Because, oh, you right over there? Oh, you can just walk. You can just walk to the town and they didn't find out about you all these years. Fuck you.

It was so stupid. And I thought it was about monsters, too. The monsters were taking people. What is like people dressed like this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. That's not your member. Yeah, don't breathe. You know when else supposed to be really good. There's a zombie movie that I think was made in England. I think it's called a girl with all the gifts. And it's about a kid that's a zombie, like there's a disease. And these people get it and it's like some, it turns of frantic in this one girl. I think they're using, according to the trailer, they're using her as a, like, to make a vaccine. But these, these fucking pandemic disease movies where people go crazy and start killing each other.

serious about that Trump getting a mask thing like how great that would be I'm your president dude you should have been here the the inauguration night inauguration night we did a podcast and here with Jeff Ross and Jeff Ross was freaking me out he's knows Trump you do he roasted Trump is like he's never leaving He's going to be there for 20 years and he'll leave, but he'll make sure that somebody who's his friend gets elected and he'll be his advisor and he'll be right there with them, then his son will get in. He's like, that's it. It's over now. He's in. Wow. Then the moment he gets in, he takes the LDGT page off the White House.

And then they put up the new page. Yeah. The new president. Yeah. It doesn't give a fuck about LBGT. Who doesn't give a fuck about climate change. And it doesn't give a fuck about civil rights. Same thing.

Like it's still to get approved by this and it has cabinet picks tell a lot about his intentions, you know, like the guy that former X on CEO and

It seems scary, but if he's right about what? So the problem is, like, everyone knows as a real transparent deal that Obama blocked, where Exxon was trying to drill, and they were trying to make this deal with Russia, and Exxon got caught by Obama, and now that Obama's out, and then the former Exxon CEO is in. Like, people are wondering, like, are they doing something that the environmentalists think could potentially be a huge disaster? And then they're doing it for profit? I don't know. I don't follow it enough. That's when I'm not optimistic though. That's when I get nervous. But then again, things like this decode a pipeline. You know about that, right? The Dakota pipeline they were trying to I mean they fucking did man they arrested people for trying to protest them this government decided and This easement they decided to put through people's private land. These guys had ranchers There's a river that runs through that and they wanted to drill this pipeline right under the river and if it blew You know, what they do all the time, if it goes bad, this whole river system gets totally poisoned. And they successfully blocked it. But people had to put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into it. And they had to protest for a long time. They got shot out with water hoses.

It's all fucked up, man. There's so much profit to be made. And then these guys have to think, hey, you know, if we don't do this, then we're relying upon the salt number nine is gold underwear. You know, because that's the only place where we're going to get our oil from, right? We have to get our oil from the Middle East. Should we get it ourselves? Should we get it this way? Is that better? Is it better for our country? How do we do it without fucking up the environment? Can you prove to me that we're not going to fuck up the environment? And then they think they do. And then they go out and they go, sir, we've got a problem earthquakes have increased by 500%. earthquakes what do you mean earthquakes well we didn't anticipate this but apparently when you frack and drill holes in the ground the earth shifts and we have some serious earthquakes and unfortunately because of that shifting some of that shit was gotten into the water support And that's where that's where they are right now in Oklahoma. Oklahoma, they're having a fuck ton of earthquakes and they're trying to figure out what to do because these guys are just digging holes in the ground. I mean, we're crazy monsters. We're like termites. We're termites. We're digging holes into the ground. We're sucking up all the juicy stuff so we can light fires. That's what we're doing. We're lighting fires. We're lighting gas fires and oil fires. We just contain them inside these metal blocks. I mean, that's what we're doing. The other we need all this stuff for is combustion engines and the make plastic. So we can choke birds. That's what we're doing. We're choking birds, choking birds and lighting fires.

says we have uh... this is the quote from we must take advantage of the estimated fifty trillion dollars in untapped shale oil and natural gas reserve especially those on federal lands at the american people on that super interesting and that's terrible thing that's a terrible thing yeah that's a terrible thing because that's what we're talking about what teddy rose about the public land and having public land and how it's such a huge issue and she's such an amazing resource like places like yelston like all these places where you can go, and hike, and camp, and fish, and hunt, and do whatever you want. And joy is insane piece of nature that we have here, the same piece of wilderness. We have an amazing public land system in this country. And there's a bunch of people that are working really hard to keep that in place. But when they start talking about taking out the natural resources and drilling into it and shit doesn't look good. All right, everybody's checking their watches. Time to get out of here. It's 12 to 24. We did enough. We did like two hours, right? Do we do two hours? Two hours? Two and a half hours. Two and a half hours. Jesus Christ. Enough. Enough already. Okay, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. We'll probably do this again. Hey, maybe what next one we'll do will try to do on stage. Who knows? Or we'll sneak one in here where we don't have people coming down and knocking on the door and trying to take selfies in front of the door.

You're coming.

I know that existed. San Antonio is an improv. Yeah.

Tony henscliff.com, ladies and gentlemen, Brian, where for art though?

Desquad.tv, chill sons of bitches. Joe Rogan just did kill Tony. I just did kill Tony.

And my chill Tony, we did today was a good one. Yeah. The girl at the end, what was her name? Kirsten. Dirty hippie comic. That's a dirty hippie comic on Twitter. She's fucking hilarious. Yeah. She's really funny. She was good.

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