Transcript for #948 - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo

Three, two, one. Brendan Chobb, you got to say that he's the greatest of all time now. We're talking about, talking about my time. Oh, you got to say it. Yeah, we'll live. Oh, we're live? Mighty Mouse's greatest of all time.

I can't talk about that. I do.

I've seen everybody except fate or live. I would have to sing fate or live, like in his prime, to really get a feel. I feel like Mighty Mouse is better than all of them. The dudes on so many different levels. It's like, here's everybody, here's next level shit, and here's Mighty Mouse. He's so next level.

It is really hard. It's really hard to sell an opponent against him other than someone going up like or someone or Cody going down Cody talked about going down and he said he's down. He says he can make it

It's what you think of this rumor now. I haven't even texted Dana about this. This two UFC 2013 rumor have you heard this? You talking about Matt? No, I'm a Gregor and and, um, and Tyron. Woodley. Yeah, I know. I saw that the harbour said bullshit. What do you think?

From what I hear it's bullshit. I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection. I know I'll see. I heard it's bullshit.

And in her defense apparently, I mean, there's the only way that like you saw to would grant her. There it goes, July 29th. Do you see fight in the USA? So what do you think she fights? She's fight jams. She's fights derandamy. She says she is fighting derandamy.

But what's his face? John C. Riley's in that movie. He's there from several years.

And he's that guy in the movie. He's comic relief. Does he play it for your health? He plays it. Does he crash landed there?

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Yes, he don't give a shit. He's also weird. He's one of the funniest guys of all time. Like that that fucking scene where him and him and fucking Phil Farrell and not in stepbrothers, but in Tal Day and night. Oh my god. We're just accustomed to Shaker Bay.

We've got like the best timing of all time like him and will feral together. You could just have them all you need is just get a couple of funny guys to write some like a loose format for them and just let them go on.

He said he was really the butcher. They said he's an asshole on set. It was in character man. He's one of those. I'm in character guys. That's right. It played a bad motherfucker in that movie. Yeah. That movie Gangs in New York is scary. It's underrated. Oh, it's so good. But it's scary because you imagine like what life was like if you were born into that environment because it was a real one whether or not that exactly happened with it now. How much I'm sure there's some sort of a dramatic flare that they added to the reality of that but Whatever the fuck it was, there have been places on earth that have existed where people hack each other up with axes and swords like that. Just when you watch that and you realize Jesus, that was only like, you know, a few hundred years ago. Not that far, not that far in the past.

They probably love eating white people. Yeah, especially the NES purse. It's just all Steve Renella told me about all this shit. When I was hanging with him in the woods, when Kallen and I I'm when hunting with him.

No, It was also such a story as about moving out in man meeting Indians and falling in love. Yeah, they didn't fall in love. I haven't seen movies. I've seen movies.

You think they're really awesome 100% dude. I watched it.

I watched it. It resonated in my mind. It seemed really the main thing I watched on the news dude.

We get like the flu and you take that kill 100% of the native Americans.

You know, I mean, there was a lot going on there. Why people like to say that? Do you ever fight each other? Well, they were.

You were there and you had a cold and you just watched everybody die. You gave them a cold. You came over on a boat, you got sick, and everybody died. 90% of the people died. They didn't know, though. But how crazy is that? That our bodies adapt to bugs and disease so well.

There's gotta be some badass Indians. You remember that one Native American that boss root and fought? Remember that dude? He was in King of the Cage. He fought a lot of different fights. He was like a real good mid-level guy. Big Native American guy. I don't remember. Find out boss ruins last MMA fight. He fought an Indian and that's right. Yeah.

I think the guy was Native American. I'm pretty sure. I don't think he's supposed to be Indian in the military. Oh, that's right. Ruben Hurricane Villarreal. That's the last guy he fought. That sounds Mexican.

Don't do it. It doesn't give a fuck. A lot of black people say they're part Indian, right? Get that check. Right? You have to be one sixteenth. Get that check. You have to prove that shit. Do we got an MMA wiki PDO there? Well, either way. Either way, he's Indian as far as you least. In my book he is. He's a part.

That's so that's one thing that I do know. I don't know a whole lot about Native Americans, but I know that the Sue people, they actually call themselves Lakota. And the other Indians would call them the Sue because it means enemy. So there was like all sorts of crazy infighting. Look at that. Oh, Lakota fight gets first UFC win. Okay. And that dude looks super Native American.

He looks like a crazy Apache to me. He looks like a man. He looks like a man.

I've seen this dude fight. It's a tough dude. Yeah, really tough. Sure. He does look great up. Hell yeah.

That's the origination of the Native American. They chased the genome back. They did this thing for when they were the Mormons are trying to prove that Jesus came from, uh, a Native Americans like this. It's a woman who's trying to prove that the lost tribe of Israel was the Native Americans, because it's in one of their books. That's a good one right there. That's a good one right there. That's a good one right there. That's a good one right there.

So that we know that we could sit here in a room and just talk shit and Google how the fuck did people get here from Asia? They walked across the bearing straight. We know that. It's like a fact. And then once they did the genome in the Native American, they went, yep, these people from Siberia. So as people from Siberia, if you ever look up to it, it fucks strong features. It's a strong. It's a strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong He's a Freddy guy and he's in a curse on guy and a curse on work with them. He's you know what man? He's been in some wars. That's what's up straight up the way that guy fights. You can't do that for very long. You know, there's guys like Floyd Mayweather that can go an entire career and get rocked like maybe three or four times like where you get tagged a little And then you got guys like provide a coffee just butt heads with everybody. They try to break everybody.

Yeah, Tim Bradley Tim Bradley and him.

chaos, chaos, it was chaos. Those fights, man, I'm so torn because while I'm watching, I'm enjoying the shit out of it. But part of me's going, fuck, I know what these guys are doing themselves right here. It's, it's, you know, you almost like, you have an extra, like, bump of information that's too much. But it still makes like an Arturo Goddy Mickey word fight even more glorious.

And I feel like dudes who have bad ass older brothers can fucking take it. Like, wide men, wide men had an older brother, and him and the older brother apparently cornered some of his interviews. They, you know, his older brother beat him up a bit. Yeah, man. Make your tough. Like, Mad Hughes, two twins. Mads are looking at yourself every day. Just trying to beat up your shop.

Just a war. Jim Miller's brother Dan Miller.

I say it like an athlete's prime for combat sports. I feel like it's somewhere around 30 to 32.

The champs are always around that age. except for GSP, I think you won the title when he was in his late 20s, right? When is Tyron Woodley's, what, 33? Yeah.

What's the latest with John Jones? Who was right? How old's Robbie? John Jones is his suspension comes up in July.

Do you think that's smart for John? What do you think John should take a warm up?

Misasaki who's a tough guy, but it's a rocky and then he went right into TJ.

But TJ was no, TJ was a big gap. No, I know, but at least he didn't fight.

But you know that he got injured after the Mitsigaki fight and it was another year plus true for him.

He's not like, but he's not as good. in the first fight. If you look at him at a TJ fight, and then you look at him in the second fight when you fight your right favorite. Yeah. He's way better in the right favorite fight. He's more lean, he's fitter, and he's dealt with a lot of the problems that he has. His serious planter fasciitis. Poor man. Have you ever had that?

And you look at his style. What does that? It's a deep, like a, the fascia in the bottom of your feet, tears.

And the post will get rid of it. Dominic Cruz is all footwork. And what happens is every tour is ACL. He took a long time off and his feet just weren't strong enough to keep up with his training. Because his training is so foot. Yeah, movement.

You want to maximize your profits, you know? It's just, the issue comes up with purists, which I think of all of us are purists, right? When you consider, like, when you look at it, like, At the end of the day, I want to see the number one contender fight the champ. I ride the fence.

I was just about to say about him a hypocrite because it was happy when Dan Henderson got that shot against Michael Bisping.

Well, the problem with the GSP Bisming fights it ties up the division. And when you have a guy like Robert Whittaker who just ice his chocolate. Oh, shit. That's the best. God damn I can't use it. He's a killer. Whittaker's a killer. Straight killer.

Yo, I will wear maros. Such a freak. You're a hundred percent right that it's a hell of a fight.

We spawn in chocolate with that spinning back fist through it. I'm on queer both of us.

I feel like Whittaker's better now than ever and I think he's only 25 or 26 right? I think. So he's no older than that. He's a young buck. And he's coming up strong. And he's another one that went from 170 to 185 and improved tremendously. As soon as he stopped cutting the radical amount of weight all sudden dudes got vitality and power is not going to be the Johnson fight. The Bronson fight was serious. That was a big wake up call to people because the Bronson was putting it on him.

I'm down. I'm down, man. Did you see all the crocodile done deememes?

I mean, come on, man. I do it from Australia fights a dude calls himself the alligator. She hit.

Well, what did you think about rumble over time? When I went, when I, here's what happened, right? They read off the submission DC raises hand, you know, I'm going into interview DC and rumble and DC are hugging and then DC puts his hand on rumble shoulders goes, you go first, you go first. That's a bad idea, I think. No, I don't think it was a bad idea, man. I think it was classy. You know, this is what I think about DC at the end of the day. Daniel Chromier is a really good man. Great guy. He's a really good man. He's so much hate. He's, I don't get it, man. I mean, he's competitive and, you know, before the fight he's saying, you know, it's too bad that Anthony Johnson is in my way class because he'll never be championed. You know, he's saying all the shit that you're gonna say, but at the end of the day, it's true. He's he's on another level when it comes to the ability to compete their level.

Rumble Johnson was about four inches from a head kick knockout. He caught him with the foot in the face. If he caught him, he knows. If he caught him with his shin, if he, you know what, you see where that kick landed him. He feel like, God, damn toast. Daniel, call me and he can fucking take it. He can fucking take it because he, he took that shot right in the chin. He went back to his corner. His nose is clearly jacked. We're looking at it in between rounds. Like that looks really broken. Went out there like it didn't bother him at all.

I wonder what would happen if Rumble connected. My question is, look at this. Smack, he catches him right with it. It's almost better he bent down. So he gets the chance. So he gets the chance. His nose absorbs. Yeah, yeah, that's small, no. Jesus Christ, a combination. But we never really seen DC with a gut like that. Well, he look, it obviously wasn't affecting him. Who knows if he's injured, he probably was.

He's got, he's got a problem with his knee. And he's had it. He's had it worked on it.

So he's going to have the 38.

It looked a lot harder than I thought it was. It was certainly the foot, and the thing about feet is you can knock some in the fuck out with a foot, no doubt about it, but a foot gives a little bit. Yeah, I was just gonna say it gives a little bit. But the shit man, the shit man. The first time I never realized how much of a benefit that was, I worked out with Maurice Smith. And Maurice Smith was showing me like, when Maurice Smith faces a heavy bag, it's really interesting. Like, if he throws a roundhouse kick, the bag goes straight. Like he hits it. Like he's hitting straight on. He's like stepping to the side and hitting straight on. It's almost like he's hitting it with a front kick in terms of how the bag moves away from him. And in the the Taekwondo and karate days, everybody went round. He's round kicks and it was more like a slap. It didn't have the same kind of penetration. And when you see like a Maurice Smith or a Pedro Hizzo, did you ever remember when you and I went to, we went to Beverly Hills, Jiu Jitsu, way back in the day, way back in the day you were purple belt. We went to Beverly Hills, and we watched Marco Huos kicked the bag. Oh no, no, no, Pedro Hizzo was Pedro Hizzo was kicking the bag. Marco Huos was too. But Pedro Hizzo, I never saw anybody in my life who had late kicks that were as scary as Pedro Hizzo. I remember he kicked Rico Rodriguez once when they fought, and the thought, the soap, and you looked at it and you went, oh, you can't take those. There's no way, no one's taking those. You can only take so many of those.

Do you remember what do you remember? Do you remember that?

Did you see who you weren't there?

No, he's got some sort of executive job, correct? Is that what I've been hearing? So that's the Ram's helmet that's all he has. Yes. Okay, was it just saying anything there? Was it just L.A. Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand? Ram's hand?

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I love that he just goes out and says it. I don't want to hit get hit in the hand anymore. I don't want to wrestle with dudes anymore.

You know what, man? I'll never forget. Well, I appreciate his honesty. So I think that's, it's when a guy talks about it that way. It's important, like for everybody. Like, remember when Matt Hughes got beaten by BJ Penn and BJ took the title from him? And I asked him about it in the interview and he said, honestly, I've tell you it's a relief. Like, the pressure being a champion is, you know, everybody coming after you, it's a relief. Yeah. Like, balls that that guy has to say that in front of all these people that it's what really means being completely honest.

It is I think it's inspiring and it's it's also inspiring if he decides to take a year off and then he goes fuck this desk job. I want to kick so many of that face. I just need a break.

He did it for one of those title fights. What do you think you're paying? Which title fight was your time with the first one with DC and the second one with DC? Oh, maybe I don't know what he got paid. I'm not even speculating on the board.

But I think they all came more than that. Like sugar ray come back came back. We still rich. Yes.

There's a whole story about him driving a Bentley and add some kid drive the Bentley farm and a kid dent the wheel. Fucked his wheel up. Yeah.

forever because we've had some broke opposite I don't know where did you get your story about him that he was doing like it was helping out this kid that was terminally ill And how did his roles get brought up? What was the the car or the kid? He left the kid drive the car and the kid like a curb to one of the wheels sounds like fake news I like I let I let Collins friend drive my Bentley and he fucked it up.

Nice. Bentley, continental GT. Super sports.

Yeah, it's dope. Fantastic. Oh, man. It's a dope car.

It's part cruiser when it's still sporty. Still grand thrismost. Yeah. Yeah, it's comfortable. Yeah, it's comfortable.

That was the best car you ever had that little car?

Yeah, and they're like, well, they don't play a character for a few days.

Why he couldn't drive it? Do you remember? No, he went away. Yeah, but do you remember like why he didn't want to drive it anymore? Because he owned a weed shop. And the cops did not like when people were flaunting that they were making a lot of money at weed shops. And I forgot. You're right. You're right. So he got a Dodge charger because the cops like it when you would drive the car that they drive. Like he had a whole psychological approach this. He's like, I'm going to get a Dodge charger and put some cool wheels on it. Because these dudes. who are guys fucking smart guy man. He was right because he's like, you know, these guys don't want you driving something they can never afford. But if you're driving what they're driving, guys like cars. So I go, dude, I'm telling you, you're not a cop. If you were a cop, and you had a, this is it.

It's a fucking guy's charger. It makes sense.

I get pulled over all the time. You're big brown. They're fighting in the kid fans. No, for real, man. If you, I think he was right. I think when he said it to me, I was like, that totally makes sense. He goes, yeah, he goes, they like it. He goes, a friend of mine's a cop. He's like, they tell you, they like it. The best, your best chances of them like treating you like one of them, drive what they drive. Drive a fucking charger. He's so spoiled. If you're like, I would drive a charger. I'll tell you right in this RT. I would try the Hellcat. Yeah, I would drive that.

You know, that's like $135,000. I won't.

It makes my dick hard. As your dodges come out with the most preposterous car in all of mankind. It hurts my heart when I see it. 150 horsepower. It goes 0 to 60 and 2.3 seconds. It's called the Dodge Demon. They took a Dodge Challenger, put this ridiculous hood scoop on it, put fender flares on it, widen all the wheels, and dumped the most insane engine than anybody's ever put in a production car.

It's a eagle suck on that. Yes. It's an eagle getting his dick sucked while he's holding a fly. You know, hang on. Go on in the other way. with a statue of liberty. I'm like $1,800. $1,717 pound-feet of torque. That is fucking insane.

Everybody wants to see me collect it. Look at this giant fucking hold on back that up again where the size tires in the rear. Back it up just a little bit there. a little bit further. There he goes. Okay. So they got 40s in the rear. Yeah.

Why do they put little tiny wheels in the front? That's not the original. That's not the wheels that are coming with the car, right? That's what it has to do. It's trying to make them do wheelies. I think they put those little tiny wheels in the front because they're trying to make the car do wheelies, but I'm assuming because it does pull a wheelie. It's the first production car ever. It's like a dress. I don't need a wheelie, but I think one of the ways they get it to do a wheelie is they put little skinny tires on it. It comes with one seat. It only comes with one seat. This is in the same car. This is a car that says, fuck you.

Oh, that's it. But if it comes with one, that's kind of dope.

You know what's hilarious? They had this they're talking about the Ford Mustang GT350, the Shelby GT3. And they're talking about it keeping it around to 2018 and I looked at the numbers like the zero to 60 numbers and they're really great. It's like 4.1 with the stick 3.9 with the automatic and they have a 10-speed automatic and like what a badass car. But then you compare it to that. Like this is all that thing. Just what do you drive? I can't really make shitty cars anymore. Can't get away with it. There's too many. Look, they're making new cars constantly. Like, that's one of the craziest things about cars. They need consistent innovation every year. There's zero to 60 times gets better. There's G4s get better. The mile per gallon get better.

one of the fast cars on the planet all-wheel drive and all cars are not really not really if you don't drink it like fucking billiards to supercarl gets twenty miles per gallon put it pull up nine nine one nine eleven turbo miles per gallon

It's like, if you see him get ready to go for the Twister Roll, he might give you a little towel. You see the center.

Was there ever any Indians would have let in the slaves?

The Indians would have let it in the slaves?

I wonder how common that was. I wonder who, what, but whether it was white people or whether it was, you know, white Europeans or slaves who bred with, and where they race is going to be, they escaped to the Indians.

Yeah, but that's a super car. Oh, it's amazing. No, don't get me wrong. Look, that car might be the best car in the world. And you think about the best all-round car? Hands down. 9-11 Turbo, you drive that thing. It drives like a regular car. It feels great. It smooth over bumps and shit. It's the dampening system that they have. It's all electronically controlled. It seems to be able to predict what the ground is like, and adjust to different bumps in the road, like really well.

It got better. Probably a few miles per gallon, right? Yeah, man. But those cars are zero to 16, 2.5 seconds. It's best card on the road. I think four-wheel drive for pound money from, yeah, it's the best. They just look, man. There's something about Japanese engineering and German engineering that is hard to fuck with.

I buy Japanese cars all the time. That's like, you always ask us, yeah, I love Lexus, because it's like, you know when you get in that fucking thing, every time you press that button, it starts going to start every time. Every time.

But here's the thing.

Yeah. Well, their engineering is so sporty, too. Like the Japanese don't really make a car or like a 911 GT3. They don't really make that. They make these track cars that work really fast on a track like the Nissan GTR. But that's like super electronic. When you get in that thing, it's like a spaceship. Dude, that thing is incredible. That thing like levels you out. Like when you go and take turns, you actually feel it flat in the body out with electronics. It turns like this. Like, you can make a hard turn, and there's no body lean. It's weird.

That the new ones insane. The new NSX is insane. Two hybrid engines in the front wheels. First ride. Weapons grade 911 was to say there. What's the valve count? 2029. Wow, yeah.

It's my favorite. It's a beast car. Those are super reliable, too, for the most part. So reliable. But it's just the engineering has to get better and better every year. So they're sharpening this razor's edge They're developing these cars that like like there's there's skid pad numbers that used to be ridiculous like one G in a skid pad like God it would have to be like a Ferrari F 40 or something like that, you know Now you get that shit out of a BMW M3 like everything does a G on the skid pad those Corvettes like Grandsport Corvettes they do ridiculous you ever see the Viper ACR You can just buy a fucking 660 horsepower race car from Viper.

Last time you went all the time. How about I've done it three nights a week from Three nights a week from the top of the pool, the trigger. I've watched every fucking Viper video they have. It's the most retarded American car ever. It literally butt-fucks the demon. Because it's so ridiculous. The demon still looks like a challenger. I agree. This thing's the same. Pull up Viper ACR, 2007. You pull up in this ACR.

Did you fast in fear? Look at the wing on that fucking thing. That is an insane car, and it's breaking records at every single race track all over the world.

Amazing. See, that one right there is a regular Viper, which is still pretty dope. But just look for the Viper SRT-ACR. The SRT-ACR is the crazy one. That's the one that they lay in just built for racing. There's a market just by the way. Oh, fucking for sure. Actually I either have an upper hard time selling them. Well make sense.

Also, they didn't have anti-leg breaks. The old Viper has had nothing. I rented an old Viper once. Pete the fuck out of the line.

Um, with that. See, there it is with the extreme arrow packs.

That extreme arrow package. They literally have a giant race car wing in the back of it, but it's so ferocious. You need that though, I feel like. Look at you because I'm excited. I know. This is a car that girls get mad at you if you buy. You're wife, like, bringing what the fuck?

Cause I'll look at that fucking thing. Look at that. Stop right there in red. I usually don't like a red car. Back that bitch up. I'd love the way that thing looks red. That's a bad ass fucking car. I think it's so hard. That is about as American as it gets. I mean, it's so much more bad ass looking than a Corvette. Oh, way more. And a Corvette's pretty bad ass looking.

Yeah, at the end of the day, it's fun. It's just a different kind of experience.

Well, they're really big, too. Here's the one problem. They have their wide and they have this really long hood. It's not your imagination. Yeah, it's not like when you drive in a Porsche, one of the weird things about it is it's rear engine. So your front end, you get a really good clear view of the road. Like you remember that NSX that I had Eddie that Silver NSX had one? Yeah, dude, I love that thing. This is a day. I reminisce about that car. She'll hung up again. We'll start every time not a fucking problem ever if you had problems like I don't know I had a Porsche that shit out I'm not sure what year 911 turbo 2002 It did a lot of problems 996 for a long time 996

No, you did it. I know. I had a total of super turbo in 1994. Really? Yeah. Are you fighting with me? No, I'm not talking to you.

out of silver one.

It's crazy. Well, they, they're, they're something special.

Come up with a new one. I think they are. I think they are as a matter of fact, but it's just, you know, there's something nostalgic that Porsche has figured out how to capture where they have a look that it looks like a 9-11. Everybody these guys do it. They have to start from scratch.

I like that one. Look at that shit. Go back to that black one. That's the same car. This is the new one. Holy shit. I take back what I said. This one's doper. If they come, they actually come out. Well, this is just saying.

Is that a real image? Or is that a computer created image? This computer shit. Is it? It's hard to tell. They're so good at it now. I know. I mean, damn. Oh, it looks like it's real. That concept. It's all bullshit. You can change the colors of it.

Well, it does with some cars some cars just look goofy certain colors like if you ever see a yellow Ferrari, you're like relax buddy.

You might have like a crib and downtown L.A. We have incense burning before people walk in. Dicking people down. Yeah, you're digging people down and like one of those warehouse apartments. You know, most times we live for solicitation. Yeah. Floor curtains and you have a little wine fridge. Yeah, you should. Yeah, dress well.

Like one of them movies where like a dude is like a secret scientist. He lives in a loft and he's got like his couch in the middle of the loft with like a carpet there, but everything else is that polished cement doesn't have a TV done have time to watch TV's for pussy. Only wine, Mount Heer read and books and doing kung fu and fucking everything that comes in that door.

Yeah, man. You can't have a fucking deal for a scene.

You got to be more noir. You have to be darker and more mysterious. Take it with us. It's weird. Yeah, there's certain things about certain color cars. But then there's like classics. Like if a guy has like a 1971 red Porsche. No. It's beautiful car. It's a classic color if it's in red. It's a classic color. But like a brand new red car. Like it's got to be like that vibrant.

It is weird. Red is like, uh, go fuck you. Look.

I'm not there. Damn no socks. Sling and dick with an old school cop.

Oh for magnum pi doesn't even care if it's feet stank. Sling dick with stinky shoes.

He was, I would drive that one again.

He's not good. He's super conservative. He's the guy that got on Rosie O'Donnell show and she famously sort of attacked him for supporting the MRA and connecting him to shootings.

I understand what she was trying to do and I understand her sentiment. I met Rosio Donald and I did her show and I think she's a nice person. I just think that like things like that are ill-advised, you know, and that people got real mad at her man. All this fucking NRA people do. If you talk anti-second amendment, they come with the force. can come after you could you know yeah well if they didn't they would have lost the right a long time ago there's a lot of people they would like to take those right to it's not a boy Tom Salak went on there we're going to die and peace time out guns Tom Salak didn't go on it talk about guns he went on there to talk about something else just promoting something and she wanted to bring up the NRA and you know he was upset about it but I think if you're talking about a gun violence like There's a lot of factors. It comes a gun violence and you can get really crazy, but one of them is that it's all men. How about that? How about we just ban all men? Because all men are responsible for mass shootings. It's fucking all men. It's never chicks. So what do we do? We ban all men because without the men, the guns don't even work. We're not banning all men. So should we ban all guns? Yeah, we should definitely ban all guns. Okay, well if we're gonna ban all guns, how come only a certain percentage of the guns get used in these crimes? What about all those other people that are lawful law-abiding Americans who are kind and peaceful and keep guns for personal security or for hunting? Do we take them away from them? And who just gets to decide? That's where the problem lay. The problem doesn't lay in the idea that she's stepping in because she's got This thing in front of her and she sees it's a problem. She wants to talk about the problem. The problem is that the problem is multifaceted and it's not just all men. The number of these men that are medicated on pharmaceutical drugs is fucking staggering. And then they say correlation does not equal causation. So you can't assume that just because someone's on pills that that makes people shoot people. But damn, it's close. There's something in there. There's something going on there. You psychoactive drugs are responsible for some changes in your behavior. That's a fact that's undeniable. How much is debatable? And how much of these dissociative sort of drugs allow people to just like blank out and go and do wacky shit with different people with different brain chemistry? Who the fuck knows?

And like yeah, we're gonna change some of the rules within the cops said that he didn't do that. He wasn't streaming.

I think more often than there being false flags is an event happens and people try to take advantage of that. Correct. and they try to make it easier on themselves, especially law enforcement, might try to make it easier on themselves and enforce laws, especially politicians might take it as an opportunity to push their agenda that their constituents want. There's a lot of factors when it comes into dealing with any kind of gun violence, but it's a multifaceted issue and you don't take it up with Tom Sellich. Okay, Magnum fucking PI is not the reason why there's school shooters. just because he has a lawful gun permit and because he joined the NRA because he believes in the right to keep the bear arms. The real problem is people that are willing to kill a bunch of other people. It's not the guns. It's not that they're men. It's not neither one of those two incredibly common factors. This episode is brought to you by Dr. Squatch. I'm going to let you in on a secret. If you want to be more confident, you have to start taking care of yourself. And a great way to do that is use Dr. Squatch, especially with their new private hygiene products. They were designed to help you look and feel fresh all over. like the growing guardian trimmer. It's perfect for grooming above and below the waist and the ball barrier dry lotion helps manage sweat and chafing while beast wipes keep you clean front to back. It's the care your body deserves. Try them today whether you're new to Dr. Squatch or you use it every day get 15% off your order by going to doctorsquatch.com slash JRE15 or use the code JRE15 This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. How much do you think you're paying in subscriptions every month? The answer is probably more than you think. Over 74% of people have subscriptions they've forgotten about. Thanks to Rocket Money, I know longer wasting money on the ones that I forgot about. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions. Monitor your spending and helps lower your bills so that you can grow your savings. With Rocket Money, you have full control over your subscriptions and a clear view of your expenses. You can see all of your subscriptions in one place and if you see something you don't want, Rocket Money can help you cancel it in a few taps. Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year when using all the apps features. Stop wasting money on things you don't use, cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash JRE. That's rocketmoney.com slash JRE.

So the question is like how do someone get to that stage where they're completely void of empathy? That's what scares the fuck out of people. What doesn't scare the fuck out of people is that people are willing to kill, defend their loved ones or anything that shit. What bothers people is people that don't have any empathy. People that want to go fuck the world or fuck you and fuck everything and they just hurt people and laugh.

It's a lot of factors there that could be a part of them. I'm saying overall problem.

Well, I think what you're talking about though is mental illness. I mean what I'm saying is that anybody that's willing to kill people like that is mentally ill and you could say like how to define it. Is it her piece? That's tough. You know, it's is it the flu? But I think the lack of empathy is in itself. A disconnect from the human race, it can make you mentally ill. You could classify someone as mentally ill. The problem is, anybody could be mentally ill. If you get born in the wrong situation, you get abused. You grow up fucked up. Your brain is all hardwired to have your stressed out all the time. The people around you are all fucking crazy. And you're just, your cortisol levels are off the charts. We all have the potential to lose our fucking mind. All of us do.

Okay. And I think it's super important that we, we have empathy for people like that. Sure. We understand that that could have easily been us. You know, the people get born into terrible terrible situations. And he probably, what do you eat now with their bro?

Um, I like the peanut butter myself, but I like that dark chocolate one, U.A. too. You couldn't handle it? Well, yeah. Too much for you? Too much flavor?

I like a good, a dark roast jazz.

You mean I get super bummed out when someone pours me and I see the coffee going in. I can tell that way. I can see through it. I'm like, well, this place sucks. Bitch, yeah.

Exactly, sometimes it looks like tea.

You can make espresso like that. Like you're all there fucking with a spoon and a tap tap tap on the glass. You're gonna get a espresso with a espresso for so many times a test.

I take three espresso's from an espresso.

They're back for the environment too. It's great for my stomach. Why is it bad for the environment of birds?

Do you know what they could do that easily with almost everything that we make with hemp?

They don't have a full hole that he just grabbed that microphone was like well, about the spit knowledge. I saw any girl.

Oh dude younger people love cars everybody loves cars everybody if you raise them right okay, I thought only rich people like cars That is one thing that is true cuz I did ignore cars when I was broke I was like that is I really want to see a car my god Damn and I just cut that part right and then once I started making it some money was like, oh, who's another man?

When I was a kid, I had a bunch of muscle cars. I had a gang of different kind of muscle cars.

That was new, right? When I was a kid, I knew a lot about muscle cars. I didn't know a lot about like Porsche as a Ferrari. Those all seemed like way out of range. But I know a lot about like 69 Mustangs, 1970 Barracuda's that kind of shit.

to work with on news radio who's a camera man who got a nine 24 and would race it and he said it was the one of the best cars for racing is really well-balanced it didn't have a lot of power but he knew a lot about racing cars he must know yeah It's like they don't have a lot of power, but the thing is around racetracks. It's more about handling than it is about power. Until you get to those crazy high-end 9-11 turbo 4-wheel drive motherfuckers, that kind of shit. Those things are just ridiculous. The new 9-11 turbo, the wheels turn, the back wheels turn. So when you're going around a corner, Yeah, the back wheels, they turn and make the corner shorter. Dude, and they turn the opposite way in parking lots to make it so you can, you can pull into spots easier. The best. Yeah, like your turning radius is off the chart. That's ridiculous. There's the engineering man.

He's got a kid.

He's a good money, but he's not stupid.

He's probably up there. It's him or it's him or Shappelle or Louis C. K. That's probably the battle.

Well, I'm trying to figure out the right way to do it. It's good, but it's bad, because sometimes you go the wrong way, because I fuck around so much, because I change my material so much. I change the approach, I try to change how I set it up. I try to figure out what's the best way to do it. I feel like once I settle in on one way, I'll hold that one way, but I don't even know if that's the right way. So I try different and sometimes those ways take me nowhere.

Yeah, but that's what the store is for. The store, like what I'm doing is to try and shit out. That's what I see though. Doing a set, like once you do a special, then the months after the special, it's like some of your materials, fucking shaky. You know, hey, they'll eventually hammer together, but on nights, some nights, it's perfect. And on some nights, you don't really have the approach correct. It's like you're coming in for a landing.

You got to write it down. I don't know. The second show just got to be more rigid.

I thought that was just definitely that's part of it. You want to keep it fresh, but you also, it's all about trying to figure out what the right way to do it is. And you know, I got to try it like eight wrong ways to get the right way.

He's very, very nice. He's super down earth.

It's like, why not do it yourself? Well, I think he just was real busy. I think when you're producing movies and stuff and doing all the shit that he did, I don't think he had the time to go to the clubs. And to do stand up right, you got to go to the clubs. You got to fuck around like that other night that I'm talking about. We were talking about rather where you see me doing all these different sets. Everybody does that. You know, if you see Louis at the improv, you'll see him later that night at the store. you know these guys are they're hopping on and they're they're trying to mix stuff up and it doesn't doesn't literally say that you it to get really get stamped should only be doing that so he said the other night we were talking he said he's only he'd been doing nothing but stand up for the last two years and you say and you know what you could be good and do other stuff but to really be your best you have to do always stand up I'm like, I think you're right. I think he's right. I mean, it makes sense.

And I think that's probably going to happen eventually anyway. But the thing that you get from podcasting is you almost get like an education. Because it's a pretty peripheral education. In terms of certain things that people say to me, because I'm listening to it and it blows me away, but I only retain a certain percentage of it. Unless I listen to the pot, like Lawrence Krauss is a theoretical physicist that I had on him's trying to explain some theories to me. my stupid brain was just not taking it in and then you know I had Dennis McKenna on yesterday who's you know psychedelic pioneer and he's a what is his ethno botanist and he's a professor and he's a fucking insanely smart guy so I'd have to listen to that two or three times he's explained to me The reason why certain drugs work so well, like in particular mushrooms, he was explained pull up like a molecule chart. He was explaining to us a difference between the molecules that are connected to psilocybin versus the molecules that make DMT. It's really just one thing off. Oh, it's off the charts deep. So, but I feel like those kind of conversations, they make me smarter. They make me more aware of shit.

Yeah.

He's very smart and he also, he knows a ton, especially from this business, about nutrient absorption. Yes. Well, you know, certain foods that you can eat, where you really only absorb certain around the nutrients if it's connected to fats and things like, he's an expert on that.

His mom was, she was like a natural path or something like that. Was she?

But he's been pretty knowledgeable about that kind of stuff for a long time.

Do you see Shane Smith saying when he wants North Korea?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I think.

do stock footage when they have stories on these guys and they use it all the time where they don't have footage of the guy currently so they have a story about Kim Jong-un they start talking about them and then they show stock footage that stock footage could be him that's where it was it was like this is they just to move like that no I don't know it's a communist dictatorship

But in China, it's very possible that we've changed our foreign policy and that we're getting more aggressive with them. And this is their response. And that they also are very incompetent because they're terrified. They're what they are, essentially, is a military dictatorship. They're terrified population. And their science is shitty. They don't have any problem.

So we can't miss truth, but we're getting this from everywhere. You can't always assume that everything from the mainstream media is not true, because here's a deal. If something does happen, that's a real thing that happens, the mainstream media is always going to cover it. What does he say? But he's going to stop listening to me here. Stop listening to me here, because this is important. Just because something is in the mainstream media, and I know you distrust the mainstream media, it doesn't mean that it's not true, because you always have to realize that if something happens, say, like, Mount St. Helen's blows, right, lava, lava flowing out street, a bunch of people die. That's a real natural disaster that we all know happens. Fox News is going to cover that. man's going to cover that. Everybody's going to cover that. So everything in the cover is fake.

So if North Korea does try to launch a missile and it does fail, everyone's going to cover that. So just because CNN has something on a Fox news has something on, it doesn't mean that it's fake.

Yeah. Like, that ain't real. I was just doing it there. Yeah. That's what I would say.

Mr. Jones is an outstanding citizen and he is essentially just a really, really popular Phil Henry.

That's what I heard. You're working in my house. I see what you're doing. He's working you out.

I'm just playing a character. I'm just playing a character. I'm just playing a character. I'm just playing a character.

Well, listen, man, this is strange time. The fact that here's here's what's strange. The fact that these people are actually doing this. The fact that you can get people to go step down the middle of the street and ride a tank and salute the king like this shit's all real. They don't know much better. Right.

But but listen this what we're looking at right here is actually happening. This is not CGI. No, but so this is either two levels of weird. It's either one level of weird where you have this populist that's so entranced by the the military dictatorship that they just act out every day of their lives like this and they can't help themselves or Two, this is all bullshit, and these are all actors. So they've got five million actors waving, Korean flags. I didn't say five million. What ever the fuck it is? You got people who stepping. There's a lot of people there. I don't know how many thousand that is, but there's a lot of people there.

People already act these people go step in and doing all this thing. Just the fact that they're able to do that. Say if this is all fake. Let's just, let's just go deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep. What are the odds that you're going to get that many actors who don't even have top billing to stay in line? What are the odds? What are the other things that you're going to get them to perform like that and drive tanks and keep their mouth shut? And this one's always in on it. Everyone's pitching in on it. It's way more likely that these people are under the thumb of a military dictatorship because, because, because we've had a fuckload of military dictatorships in history, but what we haven't had is a country filled with actors. And who's playing these actors? Who's giving them that fucking prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison prison Is it one big auditorium? Is it one episode of fame? We're gonna go step in. Dude, this is crazy. Look how many people there. Look how they turn their fucking tops over. Whatever they're doing that changes it to the flag vote.

This looks like a New Year's Eve parade.

Look at these people, man. They're all marching to the dude. Just the fact that they get anybody to do it. Either one.

Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. What is more likely? Is it more likely that these people are fucking terrified and like many, many, many other civilizations in the past?

Right, it's never existed, but I'm sure it hasn't China. I'm sure it has an ancient ancient Japan.

The Mugans. The Aztecs killed 80,000 people after they've cut and built one of their pyramids. I mean, they did it.

How we're talking about like, what's a lie? All these people are actors and they just live there. They're all actors. They love this. But it's think of how crazy that is wouldn't it be more likely that these poor people are just brainwashed? Because we know people get brainwashed.

But everybody believes that shit, but there are real events that happen every day that are in the totals, right?

Eddie, this is one of the greatest productions. This would be one of the greatest productions in the history of the human race. It's a big movie of great production. A great production in the landings. This is fake in the landings. It's fake in the landings. It's fake in the landings. It's fake in the landings. It's fake in the landings.

It's horrible, man. It's like, this is a fucking, you know, 10 million calls.

There's just something else. Here's the real thing that's most fucked up about North Korea. Is it even if you freed them from this guy? They've been under the thumb of a communist dictatorship for so long. They wouldn't know what to do. The institutionalized. Yes, they really are. It's like a guy who's been in jail for too long. Yeah, they get out of people's heads up, man. Do you know how many people would be so susceptible to some new form of dictatorship? Fuck man. I mean, you literally have a whole country. That's they always do that in these these countries when they they remove a dictator and then this is power vacuum and a way more horrible person takes their place. I'm like, what the fuck man? I think they got rid of Gaddafi and now it's just the crazy ice is strong. Yeah. Yeah, Libya apparently man. I don't know too much about it, but they were saying that it's a failed state.

Yeah, they're, they're, they're living in a really weird country.

You don't think Ebola was a bunch of really smart doctors stopping some shit before it got horrible because you got a hemorrhagic virus is escaping for an African person. People really got it. Just because a bunch of shit happens at the same time doesn't mean that one of those things that happens was a design to make sure you don't pay attention to the other thing. Just because they dropped that mother of all bombs in Afghanistan did you see that shit like three people killed 90.

And that'd go through the ground.

You know what the mother of the drums? It's the heaviest, most powerful bomb ever. It's crazy when you watch the footage.

They were like, wait, say 40? We meant 90. Wow, man. 90. Look at this fucking... Yeah, you got it. They got to drop it. You have a parachute. You've got to have a parachute on its son. I mean, it hit and apparently devastated this tunnel system that they were having a hard time getting to because they said that ISIS has this stronghold out there. Look at that thing.

Yeah, it's um, it's hard to tell what's going on because it's black and white.

It is a crazy little machine.

That's a bomb. No, it's the biggest bomb that ever has been dropped in war outside of a nuclear bomb. Well, you don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

I don't believe that.

Well, listen, if it was a giant kangaroo, it would be just as impressive. Yeah. You got to put those 200 foot tall kangaroo. You imagine how about that one jack kangaroo? You said one jack kangaroo that lives in a park somewhere. Yeah. He's on that. He's like the Kevin Ramblemen of kangaroos. You ever seen this kangaroo? Yes.

He saw that guy who fought the kangaroo?

But here's my thing. It's like a kangaroo was a hundred feet tall, but just as impressive as a lizard, a hundred feet tall. It's all crazy.

That's V-Tore bell for you.

That's a scary animal. It's a big fucking scary animal. They can get like seven feet tall. They're fucking huge. Is that real? Yeah, there's certain ones that that's a real kangaroo. They're so jacked. Well, there's really, there's two different kinds. There's red kangaroos and gray kangaroos. I don't know, remember, which one's the big one? I think it's a red kangaroo.

Say, what's the largest Google, what's the largest kangaroo young Jamie?

Good Lord. That a video. But so Eddie, what do you, you don't think that like T-rexes are real?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking.

It's not good for kids. Why don't you have a show in the Alex Jones channel? What is happening? I agree. What's there, fuck?

And I said right when he said Danny you ever look into a astronomy. Yeah right when he said Danny did you rest forth grade right when he said that man. Anybody drop you on your head

We can tell people.

It's Japanese Picks. It's from 22,000 miles away. You remember when you had a flip phone? You remember when you had a flip phone dude and you the front facing cameras were always dog shit always. You know in the back facing one is pretty legit. They're all yeah 20,000 miles away. It's a hard to take a good iPhone 7. I've ever seen a picture of a flat.

This Japanese satellite that all these hundreds of scientists worked on. They take the moon land. They take the moon land. A picture every 10 minutes and you can download it from the website. CGI Composites. So constantly make in CGI and some sort of constantly.

They do a NASA. NASA, that's what they do. Why do you think they have the technology to make CGI that looks that good? Why don't they have the technology with the shooting camera in the space?

They don't have that space kind of the technology. No, they just never did it.

Show me your picture. Listen, NASA does not have one of those satellites. Fake. Why do you think that's fake? Why does it look fake?

That's because when they do it in a movie, they try to make it look like this, which is what looks real.

They fake six moon and they stop saying that because it's irrelevant. We're not talking. Let's say it looks fake to me. Eddie that's 1969. We're talking about 2007. I look fake. So you think there's some gigantic conspiracy involving the Japanese government where they put up a fake picture of the earth from 22,000 miles up every 10 minutes. High resolution downloadable photo. You think it's fake? Well, why wouldn't it be your real? What isn't it just as likely that the Japanese actually did launch that thing in the space? Why would it be fake propaganda?

Is there a photo of this flat earth?

That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.

That's true.

That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. It looks fake to me.

Avatar is at the movies. When you watch some ridiculous kung fu video being a martial arts expert, if you were sitting next to someone who told you that their sensei can't compete in the UFC because they're too deadly wouldn't you get pissed off because you're an actual martial arts expert. That's just like you with no science background whatsoever talking crazy photos. I don't crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy.

I'm crazy. I'm crazy. Why not indulge in all this crazy?

Why not indulge the full realm of possibilities and not clean to the conspiracy every single time?

I'm forgetting about stating what NASA does. Please answer my questions. Why do you always go towards the conspiracy? Why do you never consider the possibility to many of these?

To many of these, to many of the same people.

He sat down and said, you know what? We got to release some fake math that shows that you can demonstrate that the earth is round. We got to release that.

What is that? We just looked at one Eddie. Stop saying this fake. You don't know that it's fake. But you're saying, look, it's a real problem when you say something. But don't say that. Just stop. Just stop and think. Because you're communicating to millions of people. You're saying something that doesn't make any sense.

But you don't know anything about imagery. You don't know anything about what? You don't know anything about that.

You don't know anything. You don't have, come on. You're just looking at it with the naked eye. It looks real to everybody else in this room.

There's someone that made a confirmation bias.

But you have this direct inclination to always go towards a conspiracy.

What does your opinion, buddy?

I'm just being stoner here.

I'm not really that shit. That reason my voice won't try to do is corner your ideas. I'm trying to corner your ideas. Because you're saying these things to, you're very influential. You're saying these things to millions of people. But I don't think you're thinking correct.

I'm losing my mind. When do you think you started losing it?

Yeah, but it's C-C-I-A. There's a problem in the way you approach these things because you approach them all knowing before you even start that they're a conspiracy.

That's what I'm saying. But it's not a good analogy because it's core. Exactly how the court's filled with lies.

But here are you saying the government's not the government.

They're named the globalist. The globalist. No, no, the globalist is what it is. I feel like Eddie can flip me if we just went to like a day together.

No problem is this idea of the government. The government consists of a bunch of individuals. The control science, the control district agencies. Any, you know, they have a skin fighting. Do you like the CIA and the FBI? Of course, I don't have each other.

Of course, there's no one government. There's a lot of personal shit going on in between.

Of course, that it's not just personal shit. There's a bunch of different factions that you call the government. The idea that it's all like the government can't be trusted.

What does this have to do with the world being?

You want to believe that shit, the government. You just applied this to everything. Basically anything comes from the government.

The dinosaurs don't come from the government.

That's all for kids. This is you could you could go over these different stuff. Yeah, we will look at the next one that comes 10 minutes later, or maybe you won't think that one's fake. Oh, wow, that one's kind of really. It's all fake. It doesn't look fake. To me, it looks like what the fucking earth probably looks like when you're 22,000 miles away. To you, it does not have to mean. But what NASA's. So we agree to disagree. Yeah, but why think that it does. Because I don't try it. Why think that I don't try the government does make these fake pictures of the earth.

But we got to live on a ball. I told it's my wife. It's a bit easier to get the kids a listen. If just looked at a ball from this house. I don't know about shit.

I don't know what to believe. That doesn't even make any sense. Why would it be easier to get people to listen if they're on a ball rather than they're on a plate?

Like that the earth is going 24 hours in a circle. Is that all fake? that spins for a thousand miles an hour. I don't when you look into it.

You're saying you're saying something that people have been proving for

100s and 100s.

You guys have a video. There's a difference you look and do it in the watching YouTube videos.

That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.

That's what I thought.

Look at what maybe in 1947 there wasn't much evidence of the earth is spinning because it didn't understand it yet. Well, you're talking about something that happened more than a half a century ago Einstein is like, you compare all the people that are live today whether it's Lawrence Krauss or Stephen Hawking's most famous field experiment.

like you just said like go look it up go look it up so I'm trying to tell you that that's the experiment show the earth is not spinning no one can reproduce that experiment that's why it's not real so this thing you keep repeating is bullshit Oh, this thing you keep it, but don't no no no.

It's part of the music thing, Eddie.

It's like the Washington party. Why would anybody be paying money for people to lie about the world?

People can't beat them. Everybody wants to get a knock down.

They're not. They're not. They're not huge. They're not getting knocked down. That's why we just read this thing that you've been citing and you didn't even understand it when we were reading it.

more likely that everyone is in on it and lying than it is one guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about it makes a YouTube video and you get convinced and it's attractive to you because it seems like it would be an amazing conspiracy to be ahead of and you get trapped in the fucking rabbit hole and you go down the flat earth rabbit hole and you find yourself defending things with experience you don't even understand which means you have to pull up off the internet and you like all over I know you didn't understand it's why it doesn't matter But I understood it and he had explained it to you twice. You didn't understand it. You were, no, no, no, no.

Oh, Jamie, I'm sure you can find some evidence of the earth is spinning. Eddie, people have known it's spinning forever. That's how you, that's how the season gravity be. That's how you see the sun. We spin around. That's why we, that's why you can try time zones. That's why you could put a piece of stick in the ground. Yeah, you're saying all the, it acts as a, it acts as a sun dial. You're saying all the shit Eddie there's a would say there's a fundamental problem with the way you approach these things and you want to problem the problem is I don't trust you do but it's not that you know I don't trust I'm having fun with I don't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. like the Gulf of Tonkin, real like Operation Northwoods, real things that really happened. When you look at those things and people explore that they go, I don't think they're really killed Kennedy. Are you sure? Why don't you look at this? Look at this stuff. There's a lot of really crazy evidence when you start thinking that the world is flat, the dinosaurs aren't real, all this nutty shit that you believe, and you just jump into it with the problem is it discredits all these other things that you believe that might be real. Because the other things have some validity too. You just haven't looked into it. That's why. Eddie.

Look into it. You think they're all wrong? That's so insane.

Oh my God. How could I not have? You don't think I have. I'm watching you go down the rabbit hole. You don't think I've tried to pay attention to what the fuck these people are talking about. It doesn't work. I don't think so. Hey, there's websites dedicated to debunking it. There's dedicated to showing you the science, showing you the math.

You're not talking about the internet. You're talking about, uh, guys YouTube.

The science behind them is huge. It's not verified by pure view journals. The science of the earth.

No, we're looking at pictures while we're sitting here, okay? You're not even taking into consideration the fact that this is a monitor that you're looking at this You're not even getting like the high resolution I mean they must be gigantic files that they get you would never be able to see them and their actual resolution on a regular monitor in the first place you're talking about a photo of the Earth photo of the earth from 22,000 miles away and they take one ever looks at me. Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean?

Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean?

Did you know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? Did you When you take one of these photos, what are they called when you fucking do that? When you do that, you know what that is? That's a composite. You're taking a bunch of photographs and they piece them all together. It makes one enormous photo. When you see these photos from space of the earth, from a closer satellite, not the NASA one, the Jamie just pulled up, which does show a full, full size image of the earth. What you're seeing is they take a photo, they take another photo, they piece them all together. There's no scenes.

Okay.

I would like to see anything. Do you believe anything?

But how much have you looked into like the science of space travel? How much have you looked into how much work was done to try to put satellites into orbit? So you think we went to the moon? That's not what I asked you. I said, how much did you do that? We went to the moon. Ready answer my fucking question. My talk ridiculous. See, you're talking circles. Okay. You talking in circles. I have the ridiculous conversations. Everything is the government, the government, the government, the government's fake pictures.

So what they're celebrating is just the Goddard, it's from the Goddard web page. So he's doing a recap of something that's written on the Goddard web page. So go to the Goddard web page, find that guy's page.

What do you think is the most interesting that you're a role here? Goddard. How do you help support Goddard's mission? My role is to make imagery from earth scientists' data. I turn data into pictures. I look for new interesting events that NASA satellites have seen or that are hidden in the latest data to find anything interesting that shows off NASA's unique capabilities. Finding things is the fun part. I rely on engineers and scientists to produce the data. They're reliable real-time stream of 1.7 terabytes a day. Holy shit. It's incredible. The same as producing 3,000 CDs a day. We know where to look for the interesting stuff because each instrument provides a very specialized type of information. So if we look at something specific, I know where to look for example. Recently, there was volcanic eruption in the Red Sea. The only reliable imagery of this was from NASA satellites. We basically confirmed the existence of a new island. Okay, so where's the, let's get to some photo shots today? You're gonna find the one where he's talking. Okay, but this guy's talking about science here. Like some of the science has to be real, right, Eddie? Like there has to be some satellite, like direct TV's not fake, right?

Why wouldn't you? You could just put it in space and it just broadcast and shoot it up there and shoot it back? Why would you lie about that? I mean, there's a ton of fucking space junk.

Well, what's happening? What are those things up there that you can watch from the ground?

Why would they do that? Why would they lie?

Yeah, how they're gonna see them because they're in space. and they're a light. They're a very small pin prick of light that moves across the sky. You can see with optics. I mean, you want to, okay, but you really haven't looked and you definitely haven't looked with optics. If you look with like a big spotting scope, these people get these telescopes, they look up and they know exactly where it's going to be. You can actually program it into the telescope. There's things that you can download where you can find the coordinates of each individual planet, the way these really super powerful telescopes use, that amateur astronomers like to use, you punch in the key numbers and they'll move specifically to a spot in the sky where you can tune into the moon or tune into Saturn, or into very specific areas of the cosmos that change all the time. Because of the fact that the Earth is spinning, we're catching all sorts of different shit, all sorts of different times, especially in the matter where you are. If you're on the equator, you're looking at a totally different image, you know, at one moment in the sky, then you are the next moment, so you can tell you exactly where the space station's gonna be, where the moon's gonna be, where Mars is gonna be, and they punch these coordinates into these little computers, and they all move to this thing.

Man, Eddie, I don't think I'm gonna do this anymore. Because it's like, I don't see why. First of all, I don't see where you're selling it. You were just selling it before that. I don't see, hold on a second. I don't see where the money is to have all these hoaxes.

Well, I think scientific innovation is very important to us because in our minds, we constantly want newer, better, better, more innovative technology. Just a part of being a person in the 21st century. everybody wants a new computer, everybody wants new things, and a lot of this new stuff comes from NASA technology. It comes from all the science and innovation that goes to be a part of me. This right there, right there. But why do you say this when you don't look into it? I just didn't tell you how to waste safety. How do we could read the entire tires? How come the economy can get at it? But the massive requirements that you you have on the gear when you're talking about going through fucking space that the insane stress of reentry they figured out all kinds of crazy shit the speed and what you land they figured out a bunch of crazy shit and rich baby food I mean portable cordless vacuum freeze-drying technology. All this comes from space. There's a shit load of things that they figure out, harnessing solar energy. There's a lot of innovation that comes from the development of either the space station or the shuttles or a bunch of different things that they've invented. And they continue to innovate these things. These new satellites that they're shooting on the space are way better than the Hubble. They keep doing more and more, better and better. And it's this constant rush to see who can get to the furthest point of technology in whatever field they're in, whether it's the field of rocketry, whether it's the field of satellites, there's this massive amount of competition between the top scientists in the world. And to think that that's all fake doesn't make any sense because there are some things that are fake. So why assume that all this technology is fake when you really could see the challenger? You saw the challenger explode in the sky. If it's fake, no one was there to engineer the shit that failed.

You said that was right. Well, any of it, any of it, any space travel.

It's a space shuttle going up. It's a high altitude. You know, the space shuttle goes up and they'd used work on fucking satellites.

Maybe hit it. There's a lot. This, the problem is there's a lot of these things that you just automatically do.

Even if that was true, those are people in 1969, they're not the same humans. So they're not the same human beings. That's just like saying that the people who made the movies in 1969 are the same people that made fast if you're his eight. Is that people that make the movies? They're not the same people. They're totally different humans. It's like saying the stand-up comedians from 1969 were the same as the one that was in 1969.

Even if that was true, there's the same people and Richard Nixon isn't alive anymore.

Otherwise the problem isn't the problem. The problem is there's no proven it and you want to always assume that it's fake. You don't have like this empty prove it to me. Like I'm not assuming either way. You're assuming it's fake every time.

These are not the same people.

Well, the logic is just because someone fake something one point in time before you were alive doesn't mean that those same Human beings have managed to download their brains into everybody that ever did that job for the rest of time because they're not the same humans, but so they live in a scientist that are today the generations later whether it's NASA or these Japanese scientists or the Russians or the Chinese whoever the fuck is putting satellites and rockets in the space did not the same people from 1969 you can't like look at them it's like in one one blanket organization

I'm saying, do you believe that the space shuttles were real?

Why just that? Yeah.

And that's it. And everything else bullshit.

So why would you assume that any of it is fake?

No, but that's why. Yeah, but we're not talking about the same people, Eddie.

You want to see something Brendan that'll make you think this is the most suspicious thing. One of the weirdest things about the moon landing is the post-flight press conference. It's real weird. Well, but that would make sense with the conspiracy hippo conspiracy hippo. Scup go hippo. What the fuck is going on?

What's better? What's better? There was a magenta or believe in a guy on YouTube that says the world's flat and dinosaurs aren't real. What's better?

There's a lot of people in mental health. There's a lot of people in jail. There's a lot of people in jail. There's a lot of people in jail. There's a lot of people in jail. If you gave every racist person a video camera and made them a YouTube video, you'd be like,

You don't look into a scientist, though. Why are you going to mad? Because you don't look into what scientists say. You know, you're just automatically, you know what I was trying to do.

because people don't really go to school. They don't learn astrophysics. They don't study all these things. It's hard to learn. The entry barrier is fucking huge. If you want to study physics, you want to figure out, I can barely pay attention to it. I have to listen to these books on tape and I have to go back over them three, four times. Just to understand a paragraph, try to figure out exactly what the fuck they're quantifying. They're talking about really intense shit that thousands of people have been working on in conjunction. They all feed off of each other's innovation. There's so many people working on these things, Eddie. The idea that they're all in on some sort of a giant global lie isn't sane.

I watched real shit like first 48, but then you're not so bad if I was at a show, but if you watch this game of thrones, he knows it's fake.

But you don't, I'm just having fun. What do you think is the earth flat around?

It could be squid.

It could be squid.

Do you know that if you didn't have a fish I lens you look in at this tiny fraction the surface the reason for shy lens off.

I don't know how do you know it's real? I don't know how do you know it's real? I don't know how do you know it's real?

That's real. I don't know. Would you be a talk into talking to an actual astrophysicist? Yes, I would love to. Like, what would you do if Neil DeGrasse Tyson was here? I would have questions. The same arguments. I would have some questions. But would you listen to him? Yeah, would you be told you some shit that actually made sense? Or would you just think he's not totally going to get paid off by the Round Earth Society?

And there's really brilliant people that are good at talking and their educators like him and then they get on television and people love it. And so he comes back and then he does a hit show called Cosmos that reenacts the Carl Sagan Show and everybody loves it and more people understand science now than ever before. Because he breaks it's hard. You know, it's hard. I think as you go to school, I'm not mad. But look, I love your man. I love you.

Okay, but it's not fun for me because I think there's some 16-year-old kids out there that listen to this and they think you make sense.

It's okay for you to waste the real. They're real. Okay. I hit those balls that go into the hole, it takes skill and concentration, and it gives me something to occupy my mind. It's a game. It's a mind game, and it's a body game. When you're watching a fake video that guy made about... You think it's fake? Nuclear bombs not being real.

all the people that study it all the universities have come to a conclusion and then one guy makes a YouTube video or 20 guys. There's a bunch of say there's a thousand. Scientists but why would you listen to them versus all the people? For generations after generations of studying the science behind it. We have a lot of people. We have a lot of people. Right, but you just told us about this one test and you paraded it out as some sort of a theory that we should look up. And when we did, it turns out it didn't even work. It wasn't repeated. You were you?

Eddie, I love you. But I don't like the way you approach these things sometimes because I think it confuses the fuck out of people like I was when I was young. I was super gullible. I believed all kinds of stupid shit. And I wasted a ton of time.

Goddamn UFO people, man. All those UFO stories I bought in all this.

But it's not, it's not double load. It's not double load. It's not double load. It's just what you're saying. You're talking about a different word for the same movement. What he's saying is the rules of perspective. It's not better than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the rules of perspective than the

What is a matter of its law, but it's not a law, it's not a law, but it's not a law, but if the horizon always rises to a lie level, that's not a law.

You said the space shuttle went into orbit.

You know what I'm wearing? You know what I'm wearing? I'm wearing a plane, right?

I probably accept it. People use this verbose terminology because it makes them appear smarter than they really are. Trying to get a point of pace. No, Eddie, they try to say it in a fancier way because they really didn't go to school for this shit. So they say a bunch of shit that's not real, like the law of perspective. And it's not a law. And it belies the real problem. They don't have an education this stuff. And they're just talking out of their ass. The disrespectful to the fucking generations of people that have been studying that their whole lives, that one guy can figure out all these different things that dinosaurs aren't real, nuclear bombs aren't real, the Earth is flat. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's one guy. It's the smartest person in the world. Well, that one guy that you're pals with. You love that stuff. That guy's got videos on dinosaurs, on the fucking earth.

So because of that, the most preposterous idea available that every photo of the Earth is fake and there's no photos. It tells you that there's no photos. They make videos of the composite and they have special videos. They don't find a problem that there's no photos of the Earth being flat. Not one.

That is a man. That is a man.

That is a man. That is a man. That is a man. That is a man. That is a man.

That is a man. That is a man.

he put together data because it has to be interpreted because you're talking about one point seven you said try to the video of him talking the video you told me to play was the wrong one I was a terrible bunch where he's talking terabytes I got a thousand gigabyte was a word for word he goes to will it is photoshopped it it's photoshopped it has to be it's it's

But when you're talking, you know, Photoshop doesn't mean that they're distorted in the image. It also can mean that they're connecting a bunch of different images to make it possible.

Well, maybe because he's talking about this insane amount of data, 1.7 terabytes, maybe we don't understand how the fuck that gets interpreted into an image in the first place. I don't even know if it's possible to do it in, you know, to have an in perspective, well, you look at it like a 12 inch screen or 24 inch screen or whatever the fuck your monitor would be. And you're going to take this 1.7 terabyte image and shrink it down so it fits in there. I don't understand the mess with some shit.

Oh, buddy. It even has a does have one. That's what the problem is. They keep saying they don't.

Why this is what it is? And what does that mean?

That's not a place that they settle. Six times. You believe in the space shuttle, but you don't believe in anything else. That's where it ends.

I worry about you, Eddie. I really do.

I worry about you going down these rabbit holes.

So you don't believe that, Eddie? I don't know. I mean, it's Polaris and North Star.

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Every scientist. I don't know. Listen, there's no dispute about this. I bet Jamie could pull up a hundred different fucking things. It'll show you the same thing. On the internet. But it's not just on the internet.

But now when I look at it, North Star changes over time. You know what's okay. What is that, Michigan? It's only okay.

I said it doesn't make sense that the internet only works for you and not from no works when you when you keep looking at it over and over and over and over again from all these multiple sources wouldn't you just assume you said over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

It's not true.

And if the earth is spinning, like we know it is, what's directly above the earth would stay the same because the earth is spinning faster than spaces. Earth is spinning a thousand miles an hour in a circle, even though the cosmos is spinning, the cosmos changes as well. There's a lot of things that change. And the sky looks different.

Right over the North Pole. But if you were spinning, and you're talking about a small window of time when they're taking these time-life time-lapse photographs, they're taking them over a few hours. Yes, but do you understand that if you're looking up over a few hours, and you have one light that's directly overhead, and the other ones are circulate. The one light that's directly overhead over a few hours is not going to move enough to register in the photograph, but the ones on the sides are. When you're looking at a time lapse, you're looking at a time lapse over a few hours. If you were looking at a time lapse over months or years, you would see that thing spinning too.

No, you'd have the procession of the equinoxes. It changes the rotation of the earth, the earth acts, it wobbles on its axis. They've been tracking that forever.

There are, they're just much slower. You're talking about something that you're looking at. But it's very quick over a very short amount of time.

Why would people be lying about that? I think, I think, I think... Well, it's like some of that.

I think there's Polaris. Right, you know why? Because it's in the center, Eddie. Yeah.

Thirty-second picture. No, you're talking about something that happens very well. But all those other constellations are moving really quick. Eddie, if it's the ones directly overhead. Okay. If you have a ball and you spin it on your finger like Michael Jordan, the outside equator of the ball is going to spin like fucking crazy and this big long wide loop, but the tip of the ball is going to spin in a very short tight circle, right? When you see the Harlem Globe trotters?

Why would you think that this is a conspiracy? Why would they lie about the earth spinning when it's really the universe spinning?

It's crazy.

We'll talk off here about this.

Everything is a conspiracy. I love this one. You need to teach him. This is everything is conspiracy. You make life as a joke. You will make Alex Jones look like fucking like Gandhi. Fuck yeah. Like like the Alex Jones is like Alex Jones like 90% of the conspiracy theories. Well, that's all bullshit. You know, but Eddie just these folly and you. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to be like a conspiracy show. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to be like a conspiracy show. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie.

You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You got to appreciate the hustle by Eddie. You That's it. Can I do everybody? Much love.

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