Transcript for 5.13: Juno Steel and the Sixteen Tons (Part 1)
SPEAKER_05
00:00 - 05:01
Hi, Travis. Kevin here, and believe it or not, we are cruising towards the end of the Juno and second Citadel series, which is wild. That's a lot throughout my head around. Hopefully it's not news to you that this is the final season of Juno and second Citadel, but if it is welcome, we only have a few stories left. So what we wanted to do is we wanted to sort of give you a broad outline of what the release schedule for those stories will be. If you are subscribed to our online newsletter, which is on Patreon, this is all going to be repeating information. If you're not subscribed to our online newsletter, why not? It's free. Just head on over to patreon.com slash to put on a podcast. You can join. You can follow us for free. And every other week or so, you'll get access to a traveler's log, a newsletter, where we update you on news and Harley and I write a little thing about our creative process each time. And we give you recommendations for things we've been watching reading playing. You get some recommendations from the cast and crew. It's a great time. And especially where the These shows are coming to a close fairly soon if you want updates on what we're planning next. What we're going to do next because we are not disappearing off the face of the planet, at least it's not a my schedule. I'm not planning and disappearing off the face of the planet. The best way to do that is to follow us over there because we will keep you updated every step of the way. So if you are morning, like I am, the endings of these shows and you are looking forward to the next thing. Make sure you go on over to patreon.com slash the penoverpodcast, join us for free. That's enough, uh, himming and or highing, though. Let's jump into it. Let's talk about the release schedule through rest of the season. So these are broad dates over the course of April to May. You can expect the next second citadel story, the fall parts one and two. From May to June, you can expect another Juno story. 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And I'm so, so grateful for it. That's enough of that, though. You all have a story to get to. So, I will see you later, and I'll see you in not too long for the finale's to these stories. Good evening, Traveler and welcome to the Penumbra. Tonight's tale is Juno Steele and the 16 tons.
SPEAKER_06
05:01 - 05:05
So, we've been staying out for a while now. Tell me what you know about this place.
SPEAKER_02
05:06 - 05:08
Mrs. Taylor, I've had a few hours to do my research.
SPEAKER_06
05:08 - 05:10
You say that's not enough? I thought I was talking to Rita here.
SPEAKER_02
05:11 - 05:34
No, no, it's enough time, but that's just the thing. Even though it's enough time, I can't find anything about what it's like inside that building. Not a single picture, not a video feed, nothing. Keep talking. It's just, do you know how rya that is? Everyone's got a clums in there, packet or on their face all day, every day. And most of them can even take video. Heck, back on the cop, launch, Mr. and Ray have showed me how you can reverse engineer a floor plan for a building just by looking through the social accounts of all the people who work or live there.
SPEAKER_06
05:34 - 05:36
But that's not possible for this place.
SPEAKER_02
05:36 - 05:42
Mr. Steel, I couldn't tell you what color the wall paper is in there. They're in a single picture. anywhere on the net.
SPEAKER_06
05:42 - 05:44
It doesn't look any difference from the buildings that surround it.
SPEAKER_02
05:44 - 05:51
It might not be any difference. That's my point. My point is I couldn't tell you either way. That place is like a big box of mysteries right in the middle of the street.
SPEAKER_06
05:51 - 05:55
Then there's no way to prepare for whatever's inside.
SPEAKER_02
05:55 - 05:56
No way I can think of any way.
SPEAKER_06
05:56 - 06:07
And Ruby, you're sure the track you're imprinted is coming from that building. Well, I guess that settles it.
SPEAKER_02
06:07 - 06:08
Where we going, Mr. Steel.
SPEAKER_06
06:08 - 06:28
If we can't prepare, it's the best thing we can do is prep for the fact that we can't prepare. Sitting in the ruby outside like this is only going to draw attention to us. Surprise is the only advantage we've got. We can't afford to blow it. So we'll find a pop-up net cafe, so we're not an escape set up in there, and I decide I'm a planet of action.
SPEAKER_02
06:28 - 06:31
A net cafe, it's not a good idea. I can just wait nor be seven can I?
SPEAKER_06
06:31 - 07:45
It's not going to be possible this time. We'll find a night cafe nearby, prepare, and then... I guess then I head to the unknown. I ain't got just a little long there in a rave. I'm coming for him. The Ruby 7's tracker had brought us along. Long way from home. That was for sure. We were in the outer rim on a mar's size planet called Amin, where the city's group densest jungles and the streets were paved with I would ever thought it wasn't concrete. The description array of it given the outer rim in his journal was pretty accurate as what I was saying. Nothing on the emin was made of material I realized. The streets were soft, porous. My feet left imprints in the eyes I walked. The insides of the net cafe we eventually found were painted to look like wood, but you could tell from the smell, damp and losty is soaked for if something was off. The food that wasn't actively moving looked like the lumps of molded protein paste. That's not breeder.
SPEAKER_02
07:45 - 07:47
Is he just terrible?
SPEAKER_06
07:47 - 07:52
You know what I'm saying? No, no thanks.
SPEAKER_02
07:52 - 07:53
That's probably the right choice.
SPEAKER_06
07:57 - 08:36
For someone who grown up so close to the solar planets, it was all so alien. So strange, so uncomfortable. The home sickness, nor I have described it a lot more sense to me. My name is Juno Stale. I'm a private eye, and I'll follow a lead, no matter where it takes me. Even to the edge of the galaxy. We couldn't know how long Narea would stay on Amazon so we couldn't take our time preparing. Rita and I needed to come up with a cover story that would get me into the office building the Rubis Evans tracker was inside and we needed to do it quickly. I asked Rita to gather what information she could.
SPEAKER_02
08:36 - 08:46
Well, the company that runs at eight called the Decona Group, at least not officially, says he had that building as owned and operated by CNP pharmaceuticals and I don't think their usual business is, you know, bringing people back from the dead.
SPEAKER_06
08:46 - 08:47
Not officially anyway.
SPEAKER_02
08:47 - 08:58
Officially, it looks like they make most of their money on cold remedies and recreational drugs. But they ain't exactly a big name in that space. And if you ask me, it's a mystery how they make anything at all. Because I can't even tell for sure if anybody works there.
SPEAKER_06
08:58 - 08:59
What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02
08:59 - 09:14
Well, I had an idea that even if we can't find any pictures of video of the inside of the building, we might be able to gather some information on it if we could just talk to someone who works there. So I hacked into street cops camera system on Amon to check the street view of CNP's front entrance to see if I could figure out anybody's schedule. But that's just the thing, Mr. Steel.
SPEAKER_06
09:14 - 09:15
What's just the thing?
SPEAKER_02
09:15 - 09:28
I can't figure out when anybody clocks out at CNP because I never seen anybody walk out the front door. Huffle hall is sometimes delivered shipments to the freight entrance out back, but I scan through a full week of recordings and I couldn't find a single time someone came out of there.
SPEAKER_06
09:28 - 09:30
But you're sure there are people in there.
SPEAKER_02
09:30 - 09:52
Super sure. See, I have the same question after checking out the cameras. So, I bust into the local power plants records to see what the power usage is like inside the CNP building. It's high, Mr. Steel. The main building's power usage is pretty high for a business of that size, but that's nothing compared to how much power they're using up in the basement. All day, all night, no stop. It's more like a level of power hospital uses than a regular office.
SPEAKER_06
09:52 - 09:57
Hospital, huh? All right, I think I got it.
SPEAKER_02
09:57 - 09:57
You do?
SPEAKER_06
09:58 - 10:04
Rita, if I asked you to make a convincing news site on the net, how long would it take you to do that?
SPEAKER_02
10:04 - 10:09
Uh, depends on how good you want it to look. This convincing at a glance and then is, well, basically real.
SPEAKER_06
10:09 - 10:13
What if you only had a day?
SPEAKER_02
10:13 - 10:16
Let me just say this, Mr. Seal. You've had a cross-yuffing as they don't look at that site too close.
SPEAKER_06
10:18 - 10:50
I just about had an array of cornered, but for some reason the closer I got to him the more anxious I felt. At the time I chalked that up to nerves and tried not to think about it too much. I'd regret not thinking about it later. So I gave Rita the data set up my cover story, then made my way on foot to see him pee central office. I hated the way I'm inside walk squished under my feet, but I had a good reason for not riding in the Ruby 7, and it all had to do with the element of surprise. Or as much surprise as I could manage anyway.
SPEAKER_02
10:50 - 10:52
It's the seal you showed you feel ready to go in there.
10:52 - 10:54
We still really don't know anything about this place.
SPEAKER_06
10:54 - 11:09
I had another day. We don't have another day, Rita. Oh, we don't even know if we're already too late. The only thing we know is that the Ruby's tracker went inside that building, so it's where I gotta go. My cover story is all set up on the net.
11:09 - 11:10
Sure is.
SPEAKER_06
11:10 - 11:15
I couldn't do the whole thing on my own, so I had to ask Mr. Mercury to help me out. Wait, you asked him if to help?
SPEAKER_02
11:15 - 11:16
Sure, I did.
SPEAKER_06
11:16 - 11:21
He's a writer, Amy. He is. That's what I'm worried about. I had him write a cover story for me before.
SPEAKER_02
11:21 - 11:29
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Ciel. I didn't let him write that pot. I came up with a name for you instead. And I made sure I'd come up with something real romantic.
SPEAKER_06
11:29 - 11:35
romantic. What the hell is it? It's the pride. Rita, I need to know my own cover story.
SPEAKER_02
11:37 - 11:40
That sounds better not than you check it.
SPEAKER_06
11:40 - 11:42
Rita, what the hell is this name? It's longer than most sentences.
SPEAKER_02
11:42 - 11:47
Oh, I just said so many good ideas for a name. This is you like one thing just once alive. Just pick them all.
SPEAKER_06
11:47 - 12:02
Eat it fancy. Fancy's right. It's a little too fancy. I think I got away around it though. And a name I'll use instead. What name's that? Don't worry about it. But is this thing all set up? Am I ready to go in? You were meant to plan? Of course I remember the plan. It was my goddamn plan.
SPEAKER_02
12:04 - 12:08
I'll be here waiting for your call. Just be careful in there, okay?
SPEAKER_06
12:08 - 12:41
I will. Talk to you soon. Bye. I've been invited here to write an article on CNP Farmiff or a series on the best places to work. That's all a penny. Rose works fine, man. Just call me Mr. Rose.
SPEAKER_08
12:41 - 12:45
All right then, Mr. Rose. Come in through security and I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_06
12:45 - 13:12
All right, steel. You're almost there. Don't lose your nerve now. There could be anything on the other side of that door. I've gone into a lot of hideouts and headquarters and layers in my time as a PI, but I'd almost never gone in with no prep whatsoever. For some reason, people entered the offices of CNP pharmaceuticals, but they didn't leave. Pretty soon I'd find out why. I just hope they let me back out once I did.
SPEAKER_08
13:12 - 13:22
Please place your cons in a secure receptacle to your right, then slide it closed. It will be returned to you when you leave.
SPEAKER_06
13:22 - 13:23
All right.
SPEAKER_08
13:30 - 13:32
double doors.
SPEAKER_06
13:32 - 13:50
I stepped through the doors and it first I didn't see anyone. Just a long, clean hallway. Then on the ground by my feet I saw the shadow creeping up behind me. Before I could do anything about it I felt hands come up to my neck from behind and something was on my head and I felt a sharp sting of elastic on my chin and I whipped around to see.
SPEAKER_07
13:50 - 13:53
There. Now you look festive enough to fit in.
SPEAKER_06
13:53 - 14:07
To see a woman half my age with paper party hats on elastic rubber bands held in one hand. It took a minute for my heart to stop tripping the life fantastic. The woman was more than happy to fill that silence for me.
SPEAKER_07
14:07 - 14:27
It's so good to meet you, Mr. Rose. My name's Linda Faser, and I'm the outreach manager here at CNP Pharmaceuticals. I'm also the office manager, part of the custodial staff, a sort of fixer, and, well, we all wear a lot of hats here at CNP. And I don't just mean the party hats, noise maker?
SPEAKER_06
14:27 - 14:29
I'm good, thanks, site.
SPEAKER_07
14:30 - 14:31
There.
SPEAKER_06
14:31 - 14:40
Now you sound festive up, too. Thanks. What are we celebrating here exactly?
SPEAKER_07
14:40 - 14:49
Don't tell me you don't know what day it is. One day. Exactly. The best day of the week. Come on, let me show you around.
SPEAKER_06
14:49 - 15:33
This phaser hooked an arm around mine and tried to me down the hall. Everyone we pass was wearing one of those colorful cones on their heads, and I saw more than one cake laid out on the tables we passed. The walls seem strange, too. They were broken up into big panels with decorations on each. Poster sang things like, work like there's no tomorrow, and be better. When we entered the workroom, it was massive. Looks like the walls have been knocked down for nearly as entire floor, replaced with line after line of tables with computers on them in bleary-eyed people sitting in front of, typing like fast fingers where the only things that would keep them alive. Now one of them looked up when we entered.
SPEAKER_07
15:35 - 15:42
I've been reading all your articles since you contacted us this morning. The best places to work in the outer rim. What a vibe.
SPEAKER_06
15:42 - 15:45
I hope you aren't putting on this big celebration just for me, Miss Faith.
SPEAKER_07
15:45 - 16:08
Don't be silly. We do Monday, Mania, every Monday because it's the start of another great week here at CNP. Here, let me introduce you to the marketing squad. Everyone, everyone, can I have your attention, please? Everyone, this is Mr. Rose. Here to write us up for best places to work. Let's give him a hand.
SPEAKER_06
16:08 - 16:09
Uh, thanks.
SPEAKER_07
16:09 - 16:12
Mr. Rose, would you like to say a few words?
SPEAKER_06
16:12 - 16:24
Sure. This, um, sure seems like one of the best places to work.
SPEAKER_07
16:24 - 16:57
You know what that sound means, people. Here at CMP, we think restricted workplaces are a total productivity fail, no cubicles, and no assigned desks. So every hour, on the hour, we all stand up and pick a different desk to work at. Some people even pick up the work of the person who just left the desk. Work should be liberating. It should keep us all fresh and ready for new challenges. Now try and keep up Mr. Rose because we still a lot to see.
SPEAKER_06
16:59 - 17:36
I tried to refocus myself on when I had to do in that office, but Ms. Faser was dragging me from point to point so fast that my brain didn't have time to keep up. Somewhere in this building where that headquarters of the doconic room. Probably in the basement if readers researched the power use to this building was right. I had to get to the basement. Actually, Ms. Faser, we sort of have a specific system to writing these articles on best places to work. Oh, really? Yeah, it's more like the surprise inspection. I come in. I asked to see a few specific spots. And after that, I do my right-up. And actually, the first place I was supposed to check was your basement, so if you just show me.
SPEAKER_07
17:36 - 17:38
Oh, we don't have a basement.
SPEAKER_06
17:38 - 17:41
Right. Yeah, you probably call it something else. The subterranean productivity chamber.
SPEAKER_07
17:41 - 18:10
Nope. There's nothing below the ground floor. Our elevators only go up because here at CNP, there's nowhere to go but up. We need to have our elevators forcibly removed from the top floor and reinserted in the ground floor at least once a day. That shows our dedication to always moving up. Oh, and here's someone I'd like you to meet Mr. Rose, a total boss. Mr. Doppel? Mr. Doppel, do you have a minute to meet our guest for the day?
SPEAKER_06
18:12 - 18:50
a man further down the hall turned towards us and that face. There was something slippery about that face and I don't mean it was well-moisturized. I mean it seems so familiar despite the fact that I definitely never seen this man in my life but trying to recall it, I couldn't tell you a single concrete thing about it. It was just slick. Like my eyes couldn't take in any part of it without sliding right off the sides. This guy didn't blend into a crowd. He was the crowd. The faceless thing that other people blended into. I could pick up on who he was from the way spoke. Just like those executives in the RAF's journal.
SPEAKER_04
18:50 - 18:58
I see you come leading with festive hats, my associate. I am certain this will somehow increase workplace productivity.
SPEAKER_07
18:58 - 19:02
Monday, Mania, is so good for morale. Don't you think, Mr. Doppel?
SPEAKER_04
19:02 - 19:09
Moral. Yes. A real and not at all imaginary business concept that I too have heard of.
SPEAKER_07
19:10 - 19:21
Mr. Doppel, this is Mr. Rose. He's here from best places to work that news site I showed you. Mr. Rose, Mr. Doppel is the head of our team here at CNP Pharmaceuticals.
SPEAKER_06
19:21 - 19:32
So you run this place? I've heard so many good things about it. Things you will know doubt repeat in your right up. I'll make a thorough assessment but trust me by the time I'm done here, you'll know exactly how I feel about this place.
SPEAKER_04
19:32 - 19:41
You know what they say. All publicity is good publicity. except for bad publicity, which is bad publicity.
SPEAKER_06
19:41 - 19:45
As long as you treat people well here, you shouldn't have anything to hide, Mr. Doppel.
SPEAKER_04
19:45 - 19:59
You won't find anything worth hiding, Mr. Rose. I guarantee it. If you'll excuse me, I must take my leave. I have management tasks to... manage.
SPEAKER_07
19:59 - 20:04
Oh, Mr. Doppel, you forgot to take a party hat.
SPEAKER_04
20:04 - 20:05
I thank you, my associate.
SPEAKER_06
20:10 - 20:14
Mr. Rose.
SPEAKER_07
20:14 - 20:38
Mr. Doppel is of total genius, the guiding light of CNP from Resoudables, and by far the hardest, rising grinder I've ever met. We all work long hours here at CNP because we love it, of course, and because we all want to contribute to something we love so much. But Mr. Doppel is on another level entirely. He does the work of a dozen men at least. Oh, but look at me getting lost in thought.
SPEAKER_06
20:38 - 20:56
I still have so much to show you. We don't have one. Yeah, I know. The thing is my editor's really going to want me to check the basement. It's weird, sure, but there are similar things like this. I know I gave my comms at the door, but do you have one I could use? I just have to contact my editor and let them know about the basement situation.
SPEAKER_07
20:56 - 21:31
So we... There are no comms on the premises. Come on, there's gotta be somebody. No comms on the premises, whatsoever. Oh, it's not everyone's fav for sure, but we've done the research and we know that the comms is a distraction from the community of the workplace. With thoughts of home and family and friends out of the way, we can all focus on the connections that matter most. Work. The thrill of building something together. I'm getting to know your neighbors, the next desk over, of drinks after clocking out and coffee before clocking in, both of which we offer on campus here at CNP Pharmaceuticals.
SPEAKER_06
21:32 - 21:33
Talking about if they're still here?
SPEAKER_07
21:33 - 21:37
No sound like the words of somebody who hasn't seen the Zero Gravity Playroom yet.
SPEAKER_06
21:37 - 21:39
Zero Gravity. What what?
SPEAKER_07
21:39 - 21:52
Right through here, Mr. Rose, the Zero Gravity Playroom, the peak of our impressive campus here at CNP Farmaceuticals. Come on in, but you've been warned. You're going to have more fun than you know what to do with.
SPEAKER_06
21:54 - 22:13
The zero-gravity playroom was massive, which amnesium sized at least, with floating holograms drawing the boundaries for different zero-g sports. Phase our major way over to a complicated looking panel, swarming with little buttons. It looked like this room had everything, except for one thing you might expect in a gym. There's nobody in here.
SPEAKER_07
22:13 - 22:57
They're all working, of course. Is there ever anybody in here? Oh, you're missing the point. By investing so much into our employees, mental and physical health, we're showing our priorities here at CNP. Now hold on to something Mr. Rose, because the fun is just about to start. Whoa, I'm pretty amazing, isn't it? It's a portable anti-gravity generator. The kind you usually only see in a zero gravity sports dome, but the management had one installed in this building for our play room. But what? Why? Zero G sports are high-key, go-toed for reinvigorating yourself after a hard day's work. I come in here when I'm feeling like I need to get my blood flowing again. And zero gravity isn't it's only setting?
SPEAKER_06
23:13 - 23:22
who are on the office, Mr. Faser, to anyone you've ever been to youth? This is about more life balance. You should say that like it's a bad thing.
SPEAKER_07
23:22 - 23:40
None of that thing at all. Work that balance is a total of food. Productivity models have brought that out, but we found the only sure fire rate are going to ensure that balance by controlling both sides of the scales. We can't make sure that work life and personal life are balanced if we can only touch work life. We have to be able to influence personal life too.
SPEAKER_06
23:41 - 23:44
Can I ask you a personal question these days?
SPEAKER_07
23:44 - 23:45
Only if you can catch this.
SPEAKER_06
23:48 - 23:50
That's the last time you went home.
SPEAKER_07
23:50 - 24:17
What rare evening is home? You know, I eat here. I exercise here. I even visit the doctor here. See if he is my home. So why would I need it? That's why I was so excited to get your call, Mr. Rose. This is exactly the right place for the best places to work to cover. I guess you could say it's my home in this tour to show you just how right you are. You seem like you really like it. Oh, I would do anything for this place, Mr. Rose. Anything.
SPEAKER_06
24:18 - 24:32
I was getting absolutely nowhere following the tour of his face or had prepared for me. I needed to get into the basement or to get my hands on a comms or preferably both. If I was going to do that, I needed to lose her.
SPEAKER_07
24:32 - 24:41
Come on, Namister Rose. You'll never make the intramural football team if you don't play.
SPEAKER_06
24:41 - 24:44
Yeah, I'm not super resource. You already where people can go when they need to be alone.
SPEAKER_02
24:46 - 24:46
Alone?
SPEAKER_06
24:46 - 24:50
Yeah, you know, somewhere you can focus without a lot of noise around you.
SPEAKER_07
24:50 - 24:56
Yes. I think we have something like that. Follow me.
SPEAKER_06
24:56 - 25:26
This phaser kicked off the wall and sailed towards the control panel, but not without giving me one of the stinkier eyes I've ever seen. To be honest, she was given me the creeps. All of CNP pharmaceuticals was giving me the creeps, actually. The sooner I got Narayah, it got the hell out of here, the better. After shutting down the zero-gravity playroom, Faser led me to a quieter hall of CNP. Far away from the grounds of keyboard-clacking and mundane media. I got the impression that people didn't come out here that often. Even Faser looked a little lost.
SPEAKER_07
25:26 - 25:37
I think this room fits what you're looking for. A quiet work room, although I can't remember the last time someone's used it. It'd be so awkward and anti-social, and we at CNP believe.
SPEAKER_06
25:37 - 25:39
Would you mind showing me inside?
SPEAKER_07
25:39 - 25:40
I guess.
SPEAKER_06
25:40 - 25:42
Thanks. After you.
SPEAKER_07
25:42 - 25:50
Thank you. Mr. Roller, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_06
25:50 - 25:58
There was a large desk next to the door. I turned into a large desk locking the door. Then added a few chairs for good measure.
SPEAKER_08
25:58 - 26:00
I should hold her.
SPEAKER_06
26:15 - 28:35
I had no intention of doing that. I had a basement to find in a theory about where I might find it, so I headed back to an earlier point in the hallway where Miss Faser and I had passed an elevator. A quick examination showed me that Miss Faser had been telling the truth. The elevator only had one button on its side panel, a large arrow pointing up. There was no way down in the elevator anyway. I was ready for this. Without a comms, I didn't have read it to help me out. Sure, but I had one more ally waiting in the wings, and I thought this one might just do the trick. So I stepped back outside the elevator, and I whispered. Ruby. Now's your big moment. I held my coat pocket open with two fingers and out poured the ruby-seven. I've got the idea that it might be useful as more than a getaway car and I was about to find out if I was right. Slick as quick silver, it's slid from my pocket into a puddle on the floor, then pushed itself in the crack between the elevator doors. I heard it press the button inside the elevator, heard the elevator start to rise. Finally it inserted itself between the elevator doors and pushed, making a strange web like chute silver bubble gum as it forced the doors apart. And finally I had what I wanted. The elevator doors were open, but there was no elevator on the other side. I peered down into the shaft. I couldn't see the bottom but there was definitely something down there. Nice work Ruby. I can take it from here. I checked down the hall one more time to make sure nobody was watching. Then checked the shaft again. There was a maintenance ladder in the wall. I started my descent. As I climbed down, I could hear the sounds of CNP Pharmaceuticals, Monday, Maynia, Grow quieter, and quieter, but I couldn't yet hear anything from the basement itself. It was almost there. Getting closer by the second to where Nauria had to be, and that feeling of panic rose up in my throat again when I thought about him. I tried to push it down, but it was insistent. The ruby pushed open the doors to the bottom of the elevator shaft to a stark white hall, smelling and looking like industrial bleach. But they didn't have long to scope it out before I heard footsteps approaching me from down the hall.
SPEAKER_04
28:37 - 28:46
You're 11 o'clock appointment has been cleared as you requested my associate. Thank you, my associate. I have done the same for your five o'clock. Thank you. I will mark the schedule change in my calls.
SPEAKER_06
28:46 - 28:54
Come on. Damn it, I have to hide. Ruby, close the door. What do you mean you can't close it then?
SPEAKER_04
28:54 - 29:06
What the hell am I supposed to do? My associate. What is that aperture? I believe that is the elevator door my associate. But I have never seen it open before. Perhaps we should investigate. Perhaps we should.
SPEAKER_06
29:06 - 29:32
Damn it. Ruby, do something. Before I could say a word in protest, I watched the liquid ruby-setting scan. Stretch. Shift its colors to copy the wall or the elevator shaft. And it closed over me entirely. I heard the executive step into the shaft. They were inches away from me. I hoped the Ruby knew what it was doing.
SPEAKER_04
29:32 - 30:07
Some strange malfunction in the door, most irregular, indeed. That reminds me that a dormant on your head is most irregular, my associate. Ah, I'd completely forgotten it. Thank you for the reminder. an emblem of some celebration or other happening in the public facing labs. What sort of celebration? I am never sure my associate. Those people are utterly mysterious to me and me as well. Shall we hurry to our next appointment with my associates? I think we should. It is likely that Mr. Nareiv is already waiting for us.
SPEAKER_06
30:19 - 32:17
That's when I saw him. through the open doorway leading into that room at the end of the hall. I thought I was ready to see him again. I thought I could handle it. Maybe I could have, if it weren't for the shape in a ray, it was looking at on a table in that room. The person he was looking at, the hookups for who knows how many machines twisting and snaking out of him from all sides. Slip Jackson. I thought it was odd that I didn't recognize him until I remembered that I'd never actually seen him before. I just read that damn journal so many times. Imagine him so many times that he felt real in my mind. I'd imagine somebody big with a soft embrace and a tired face, but the guy lying on the table with a dense web work of tattoos running down each arm looks so small. Light. Like a stiff breeze would tumble weed him away without all those machines dying I'd imagine someone larger than life, and maybe that was the truth hiding in these adoration. Slip was larger than life, to Nareiv, and I'd only ever seen him through Nareiv's eyes until this moment. I didn't have time to think through what he looked like to me though. From the angle I was looking in, all Nareiv had to do in order to see me was look up from Slip's face. A closet door hung a jar beside the door to the visiting room. I snuck inside and creaked the door almost close behind me, leaving just a crack, so I could hear them speaking.
SPEAKER_03
32:17 - 32:30
What? Yes. Yes, that's quite a variety of clothes. I was just... The tests. Have you run the tests yet? What do they say?
SPEAKER_04
32:30 - 32:33
The prognosis does not look good in Mr. Narayov.
SPEAKER_03
32:34 - 32:39
But don't understand. Is there some other technology needed to make this happen? I could still go and procure it.
SPEAKER_04
32:39 - 33:03
Not a matter of what we still need, Mr. Nareev. We have what we need, but this project is expensive. Very expensive. It has been a drain on the DoCona group for many years now. We are considering moving into another area in experimental pharmaceuticals, particularly as CNP's profits have dipped following the eradication of the radiation sickness treatment sector.
SPEAKER_03
33:03 - 33:12
This can't be. You can't be saying this. I thought everything you've asked for, I've paid for everything, gotten you everything, for years and years now.
SPEAKER_04
33:12 - 33:18
And we are willing to compensate you for your pain's Mr. Narendt. He could make you a wealthy man.
SPEAKER_03
33:18 - 33:29
If I had wanted to be a wealthy man, I could have been 100 times over. It's not what I want. I want what you promised me. I want him. Very well.
SPEAKER_04
33:29 - 33:38
We can give our experimental procedure one more try. But Mr. Nareiv, if it does not achieve the results we desire.
SPEAKER_03
33:38 - 33:42
Well, I know it will. Very well then.
SPEAKER_04
33:43 - 33:52
Associate. What is that noise? I believe it is my short range. Highly irregular. Doppel speaking.
SPEAKER_07
33:52 - 33:56
Mr. Doppel, we need to talk about my guest through the day. Mr. Rose?
SPEAKER_04
33:56 - 34:18
Mr. Rose? Understood, Ms. Faser. I will contact you again shortly. But Mr. Doppel. Shortly, Ms. Faser. Doppel out. You aren't skewed, Mr. Nareiv. Very well. Very well, Mr. Neurayov. He will be in touch.
SPEAKER_06
34:18 - 35:10
He was walking towards me and my heart could barely take it, skipping and skidding with his every step. I knew what I was going to do. I knew it was a bad idea, but I knew I was going to do it. As soon as Neurayov closed that door behind him, I opened the closet door wide. I dragged him in. And then he looked at me. He went still and in his eyes I saw... No. Nothing good, that's for sure. And for the first time that nervous feeling, that panicky feeling, felt clear to me. He meant this. I've been so focused on catching the ray of that I hadn't spent a single second thinking about what I was going to do after I caught him.
SPEAKER_03
35:10 - 35:10
Of course.
SPEAKER_06
35:14 - 35:25
I've been chasing after him for so long, and now we were so close. And all sudden it felt like, okay, steal your cotton. What the hell are you gonna do with him?
SPEAKER_05
35:45 - 36:24
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SPEAKER_01
36:24 - 36:58
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SPEAKER_05
36:58 - 37:00
Yeah, you probably shouldn't.
SPEAKER_01
37:00 - 37:06
Like, what are they going to do? Are they going to listen to this commentary? They will not.
SPEAKER_05
37:06 - 39:16
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SPEAKER_00
39:24 - 39:52
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